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 - ♪ Crashing through 
the crowded halls ♪

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 ♪ Dodging girls 
like ping pong balls ♪

3
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 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom 
on time ♪

4
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 - ♪ Hey, hey, hey 

5
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 - ♪ Leaping over 
laundry piles ♪

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 ♪ Diapers you can smell 
for miles ♪

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 ♪ Guy's gotta do what he can 
to survive ♪

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 - ♪ In the loud house 
in the loud house ♪

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 ♪ Dodge, dodge push and shove 
That's how we show our love ♪

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 - ♪ In the loud house 
in the loud house ♪

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 - ♪ One boy 
Ten girls ♪

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 ♪ Wouldn't trade it 
for the world ♪

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 - ♪ Loud! 
House! ♪

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 - ♪ Loud! 
Loud house! ♪

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- Poo poo.

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 [hard rock music]

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 ♪ 

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Join me, Hunter Spector,
spectre hunter,

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leader of the Academy
of Really Good Ghost Hunters,

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or ARGGH!

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 as I descend 
into the scariest place

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 in any home: 
the basement!

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- [evil laugh]

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- Don't miss it or you'll be
left in the dark.

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- It's finally here,
the live season finale

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of the greatest show ever!

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All right, I know you're
probably saying to yourself,

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Lincoln, with ten sisters,
there's no way

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you're going to get to watch
your favorite show.

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And you'd be right.

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Every Sunday at 8:00,
it's the same thing.

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- I was here first!

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[girls arguing]

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- But tonight,
I have a plan.

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Cadet Lincoln calling
Cadet Clyde, do you read me?

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- This is Cadet Clyde,
I read you loud and clear.

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I'm so excited!

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We finally get to watch
"ARGGH!" together,

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and by "together,"
I mean you at your house

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and me at mine,right?

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- For such a landmark event,
we decided

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it'd be best for us
to watch it separately.

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Clyde's got a huge crush
on my sister, Lori.

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It gets awkward.

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- Hubba hubba.

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 - Clyde? 
Clyde, do you read me?

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- Uh, you'd better hurry,
Lincoln, it's almost 8:00.

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- It's time to put Operation
Distract My Sisters

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So That I Can Get
to the TV First

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and Watch the Special
Live Season Finale of "ARGGH!"

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and Think of a Shorter Name
for This Operation...

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into action.

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 [door opening] 
both: Cartoons!

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Cartoons! Cartoons!
Cartoons!

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- Did someone say,
"Tea party"?

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- [squeals]
Thank you, Lincoln.

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- Hey, I don't wanna be part
of some dumb old tea party.

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I'm going to watch TV!

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- Not even if
these guys are invited?

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[frog croaks]

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- [squeals]
Thanks, Lincoln!

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 [door opening]
- Hey, Luan.

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- I was just heading downstairs
to watch TV.

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- You might want to grab
your video camera instead.

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The twins are at it again.

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 [dishes breaking]
- You can't! You can't!

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VIP only!

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- This is totally
gonna go viral!

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- Ow! Ow!
- Thanks, Linc.

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 [door opening]

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- Hey, Lisa, I saved you
a trip downstairs

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and got that stuff
you needed.

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- The lactose, triticum protein,
sodium chloride crystals,

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sucrose,
and galus galus ovum?

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- Uh, you mean, milk, flour,
salt, sugar, and eggs?

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You say tomato,
I say Solanum Lycopersicum.

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Thank you.

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- Yeah!
Two minutes to game time. Whoo!

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- Hey, Lynn, check it out.
I filled it with helium

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for the extreme player
who demands more.

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- I demand more.

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- Uh, go long!

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 - [whistles]
[baby laughs]

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- [grunts]
Get over here, you!

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- Oh, my gosh, Leni!

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- What?
Is there a spider on me?

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Get it off! Get it off!
Get it off!

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[screams]
[baby laughs]

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- Worse, there's a zit
on the end of your nose.

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- I'm a hideous monster.
[baby laughs]

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- Hey, bro.
TV tonight

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is gonna be rockin'!
Yeah!

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- Or you could have
your very own

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flashlight rock show
in your bedroom.

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- That is sweet.
Thanks, Linc.

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- Has anyone seen my phone?
I need to live-tweet my show.

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- Hey, Lori.

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Hey, hey, Lori,
I found your phone.

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- Give me that!
How many times

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do I have to tell you
to keep your hands

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off of my stuff?
- Three, two, one.

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[phone ringing]
- Hello?

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Oh, hi, Bobby.
[giggles]

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No, I didn't text you
to call me,

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but I'm glad you did.

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Thanks for nothing,
twerp.

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[baby snores]

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- And that makes ten.

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 [rock music]

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Like I said,
I might not be the fastest

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and I might not be
the strongest,

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but to get all of my sisters
out of the way,

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it pays to have a plan.

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- You forgot me.
- Ahh!

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- Lucy!
I always forget about Lucy!

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- Story of my life.

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- What are you doing here?

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- It's the season premiere
of my favorite show,

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"Vampires of Melancholia."

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- This is the episode
of "ARGGH!" that everyone's

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going to be talking about
at school tomorrow.

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Please let me watch it.

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Pretty please
with a black cherry on top?

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- I'm sorry, Lincoln,
but you know the rule.

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I was here...

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[slowed down voice]
First.

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- No!

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Ha!

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- That's the old remote
that Lily threw into the toilet.

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- Ugh!

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[coughs and spits]

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[sobs]

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- Sorry, Lincoln,
I can't miss my vampires.

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Edwin is so cold and tormented
and mysterious.

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Sigh.

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If only he wasn't
from another century.

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- Another century.

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That's okay, Lucy,

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you watch your show
on the big color TV.

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I'll just go watchmy show

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on Dad's crummy old
black and white TV.

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- Black and white are
my favorite colors.

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- Yeah, it'll make
watching my show

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a little bit more spooky.

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- Spooky is also
my favorite color.

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- Well, enjoy
your vampires.

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- Wait.
I'll take the old TV.

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- [grunts]

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How can only two colors
be so heavy?

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Here you are.

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Now to plug it in,

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so you can be happy or sad
or whatever that emotion is.

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And I won't be left
in the dark.

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 Dang it.

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[all talking over each other]
- All right, all right,

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everybody just
calm down.

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- [screams]
Guys, I can't see anything!

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I think I've gone blind.

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- No, you didn't go blind.
What the heck happened?

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- I was just plugging in
the old TV for Lucy

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and it must have made
the lights go out.

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- Of course it was your fault,
Lincoln.

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- Lincoln!
[all complaining]

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- What?
All I did was

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plug in some dumb old TV.

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- Hey, I know why
the lights went out,

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'cause they liked
each other.

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[laughs]
Get it? Get it?

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[all groan]
- That one was so good,

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it deserves a cookie.

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- Oh, thanks.
So anyway,

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what did one light bulb
say to the other?

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[all gasp]
- You're glowing.

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- Oh, I already told you
that one?

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- No, dude, 
youare glowing.

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- Hey, wow.

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- Everyone back away
from Luan.

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Lisa, Mom and Dad said
you're not allowed to use

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your siblings as experimental
guinea pigs anymore.

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- Yeah, not after
what you did to me.

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 - ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 

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- My face feels funny.

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- Classic.

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All I did was infuse
the bioluminescent DNA

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of the Aequorea Victoria
Jellyfish into a cookie.

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I call them "Gloweos."
Besides, now we can see.

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- Okay, everyone huddle
around Luan.

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- I always knew I was
the light of your life.

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[laughs]
[all groan]

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- Okay, so how about we get
that power back on?

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- Hey, when Mom and Dad are out,
I'm in charge,

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so first, we need to get
a head count

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to make sure
we're all here.

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- One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

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And me. That's 11.
Yep, that's all of us.

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We are all here
and accounted for.

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- You forgot me.
- Ahh!

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Can I go flip
the circuit breaker

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and get the lights
back on

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before Lucy gives me
a heart attack?

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- Again, in charge.
I'll do it.

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Where is this
circuit breaker thingy?

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- In the basement.

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 [scary music]

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- Why am I the one
who has to do this?

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all: Because you're
in charge.

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- All right, all right.
Come on, Luan, light the way.

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- That's the brightest idea
you've had all day.

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[laughs]

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[all gasp]
- Ooh.

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I thought I was
staying in tonight,

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but I guess I'm going out.
[laughs]

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[all groan]

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- Lisa, give her another one
of those cookies.

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We won't tell.

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- Negative.
That was the only one.

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Prototype.

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- Just great. 
[wood creaking]

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[gasps] There's something
in the basement.

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I'm not going
down there.

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- Ooh!
You're scared of the dark.

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- I am not.
You're the one who's scared.

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- I'm not afraid
of anything.

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- Boo.
- Ahh!

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[all talking over each other]

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both:
There's a ghost in the basement!

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[both sobbing]

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- Guys!
I'm running out of time!

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It's really important
that I-I-I--

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[sighs]
Fix this.

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Okay, quiet!

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Come here, you two.
It's okay.

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There's nothing
to be afraid of.

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Your big brother
will protect you.

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In fact, I will
protect all of you!

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For I am Cadet Lincoln,
highly trained student

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of the Academy of Really Good
Ghost Hunters, or...

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"ARGGH!"

239
00:08:00,238 --> 00:08:01,826
 [rock music]

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Cadet Clyde,
this is Cadet Lincoln.

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Forget the plan.
I'm going to need back up.

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 ♪ 

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- Cadet Clyde,
reporting for duty.

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L-L-L-Lori?

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00:08:13,596 --> 00:08:15,771
Red alert, red alert.
does not compute.

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Circuit overload.
Must abort mission.

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- I told you
it gets awkward.

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I will now descend into
the scariest place

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in the house:
the basement.

250
00:08:28,266 --> 00:08:29,854
But fear not.
With my official

251
00:08:29,957 --> 00:08:31,787
"ARGGH!" branded
night-vision goggles,

252
00:08:31,890 --> 00:08:33,340
I can see in the dark.

253
00:08:33,443 --> 00:08:35,031
Ahh!

254
00:08:35,135 --> 00:08:36,757
- Lincoln?
Are you okay?

255
00:08:36,861 --> 00:08:39,001
- The bad news is,
my goggles are just a toy,

256
00:08:39,104 --> 00:08:40,830
and do not really
see in the dark.

257
00:08:40,934 --> 00:08:42,694
The good news is,
they cushioned my face

258
00:08:42,798 --> 00:08:44,351
from the hard
basement floor.

259
00:08:44,454 --> 00:08:47,388
- Hey, I think my video camera
has a night vision setting.

260
00:08:47,492 --> 00:08:48,942
- Sweet!

261
00:08:49,045 --> 00:08:50,875
It's just like the cameras
they use on "ARGGH!"

262
00:08:50,978 --> 00:08:52,601
I'm going in.

263
00:08:52,704 --> 00:08:54,637
- Wait! You're not leaving us
up here all alone are you?

264
00:08:54,741 --> 00:08:57,847
I mean, we couldn't possibly
let you go down there all alone,

265
00:08:57,951 --> 00:09:00,919
we should all go down together,
as a group.

266
00:09:01,023 --> 00:09:03,508
- Very well.
I'll lead the way.

267
00:09:03,612 --> 00:09:06,304
You may want to stay close.
There's no telling

268
00:09:06,407 --> 00:09:08,513
what could be lurking
down here in the dark.

269
00:09:08,617 --> 00:09:10,239
- There's nothing funny
about this situation,

270
00:09:10,342 --> 00:09:11,551
although I do like
dark humor.

271
00:09:11,654 --> 00:09:12,828
- Is someone touching
my hand?

272
00:09:12,931 --> 00:09:13,829
- You're touching
your own hand.

273
00:09:13,932 --> 00:09:15,520
- I hate basements.

274
00:09:15,624 --> 00:09:17,004
 [groaning effect]
- Ahh! What's that moaning?

275
00:09:17,108 --> 00:09:18,558
[all gasp]

276
00:09:18,661 --> 00:09:20,525
- Don't freak out.
It's just the pipes settling.

277
00:09:20,629 --> 00:09:22,320
 [scratching effect] 
-What's that scratching?

278
00:09:22,423 --> 00:09:23,804
[all gasp]

279
00:09:23,908 --> 00:09:25,185
- Don't be scared.
It's just Cliff the cat.

280
00:09:25,288 --> 00:09:26,220
[cat meows]

281
00:09:26,324 --> 00:09:28,326
- What is that smell?
[all gasp]

282
00:09:28,429 --> 00:09:30,466
- It's just Lily
with a full diaper.

283
00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:31,916
[farting effect]
- Poo poo.

284
00:09:32,019 --> 00:09:33,469
- See, guys?
I told you

285
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,540
there's nothing
to be afraid of.

286
00:09:35,644 --> 00:09:36,921
[gasps]
- What is it?

287
00:09:37,024 --> 00:09:38,785
- Lincoln.
Lincoln!

288
00:09:38,888 --> 00:09:41,063
- It's a ghost,
and it knows my name!

289
00:09:41,166 --> 00:09:42,582
[all screaming]

290
00:09:42,685 --> 00:09:44,031
I'll save you,
sisters.

291
00:09:44,135 --> 00:09:47,725
Hiya-a-a!

292
00:09:47,828 --> 00:09:49,934
Hiya!
Take that, evil spirit!

293
00:09:50,037 --> 00:09:51,763
- Cool it, Lincoln,
it's not a ghost.

294
00:09:51,867 --> 00:09:53,247
It's just our laundry.

295
00:09:54,835 --> 00:09:56,492
 - Lincoln, Lincoln, 
do you read me?

296
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:57,907
- Clyde?

297
00:09:58,011 --> 00:09:59,426
 - I was just callin' 
to say sorry

298
00:09:59,529 --> 00:10:01,152
 for not being 
such a good "ARGGH!" cadet,

299
00:10:01,255 --> 00:10:02,981
 and is your sister ready 
to date younger men?

300
00:10:03,085 --> 00:10:04,534
- Never gonna happen.

301
00:10:04,638 --> 00:10:06,951
 - Was that your sister? 
Red alert. Red alert.

302
00:10:07,054 --> 00:10:08,918
 Overload. 
Overload.

303
00:10:09,022 --> 00:10:10,920
- Guys, I still can't see!

304
00:10:11,024 --> 00:10:13,267
- Open your eyes.

305
00:10:13,371 --> 00:10:14,441
- It's a miracle!

306
00:10:14,544 --> 00:10:16,477
- First one to the TV
is couch commando.

307
00:10:16,581 --> 00:10:17,893
- I can still
get there first!

308
00:10:17,996 --> 00:10:21,068
 [adventure music]

309
00:10:21,172 --> 00:10:29,111
 ♪ 

310
00:10:33,978 --> 00:10:35,393
 - Wow! 
That was by far

311
00:10:35,496 --> 00:10:37,498
 the best episode of "ARGGH!" 
ever.

312
00:10:37,602 --> 00:10:40,294
 I'd hate to be you 
if you missed it.

313
00:10:41,537 --> 00:10:45,023
- No-o-o!

314
00:10:45,127 --> 00:10:47,336
[sobbing] I can't believe
I missed my show.

315
00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:51,167
[sobs]

316
00:10:52,410 --> 00:10:54,239
- Sorry you missed your show,Lincoln.

317
00:10:54,343 --> 00:10:57,484
- But you just lived it.
Check it out.

318
00:10:57,587 --> 00:10:59,624
- It's a ghost
and it knows my name!

319
00:10:59,728 --> 00:11:01,488
[all screaming]

320
00:11:01,591 --> 00:11:02,523
[laughter]

321
00:11:02,627 --> 00:11:04,905
- I wasn't scared at all.

322
00:11:05,009 --> 00:11:07,011
- You know, I may have
missed my show,

323
00:11:07,114 --> 00:11:09,669
but sometimes, it's not about
being there first.

324
00:11:09,772 --> 00:11:12,741
Sometimes, it's about
being there together,

325
00:11:12,844 --> 00:11:13,845
all of us.

326
00:11:13,949 --> 00:11:15,191
- You forgot me.
[all scream]

327
00:11:16,641 --> 00:11:19,540
 [spy music]

328
00:11:19,644 --> 00:11:24,545
 ♪ 

329
00:11:24,649 --> 00:11:26,824
 [video game effects]

330
00:11:26,927 --> 00:11:30,275
- Take that, zombie.
Feel my twerk, you evil jerk.

331
00:11:30,379 --> 00:11:31,276
 - [growls]

332
00:11:31,380 --> 00:11:33,071
- Hoo! 
- [groans]

333
00:11:33,175 --> 00:11:34,624
- Hoo! Ha! Hoo!

334
00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:36,523
Ha! Hoo! Ha! Hoo!

335
00:11:36,626 --> 00:11:37,524
 - [growls]
- Ooh!

336
00:11:37,627 --> 00:11:39,146
- Boom! 
- [groans]

337
00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:41,701
- Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

338
00:11:41,804 --> 00:11:43,012
 - [growls] 
- Lincoln!

339
00:11:43,116 --> 00:11:44,117
- Ugh.

340
00:11:44,220 --> 00:11:45,428
[screams]

341
00:11:45,532 --> 00:11:47,603
- There's only one rule
in this house.

342
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,639
Stay out of my bedroom!

343
00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,918
If I catch you in here again,
I will literally

344
00:11:52,021 --> 00:11:54,058
turn you
into a human pretzel!

345
00:11:54,161 --> 00:11:55,266
No, not you, Bobby.

346
00:11:55,369 --> 00:11:57,095
[giggles]
One sec, okay?

347
00:11:59,926 --> 00:12:03,205
 [video game effects]
- Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

348
00:12:03,308 --> 00:12:05,586
Ow!
Yeah.

349
00:12:05,690 --> 00:12:08,003
[humming]
[unzipping fly]

350
00:12:08,106 --> 00:12:11,040
Zombies don't need
to see this.

351
00:12:11,144 --> 00:12:12,766
 [knocking at the door]
Occupied!

352
00:12:12,870 --> 00:12:14,699
 [pounding at the door]

353
00:12:14,803 --> 00:12:16,287
[sighs]
I can't believe some--

354
00:12:16,390 --> 00:12:19,117
- Bobby, you'll never guess
what Whitney said to me today.

355
00:12:19,221 --> 00:12:21,119
- That you don't respect
a man's privacy?

356
00:12:21,223 --> 00:12:24,744
- No, silly, not even.
She was all like...

357
00:12:26,504 --> 00:12:28,678
- Oh, no.
My gaming glasses!

358
00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:30,577
- No running
in the hallway!

359
00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:32,752
- Huh?
What are you talking about?

360
00:12:32,855 --> 00:12:35,547
- Lana, is this maggot
giving you lip?

361
00:12:35,651 --> 00:12:37,584
- We're the new hall monitors
at school,

362
00:12:37,687 --> 00:12:39,862
so we're practicing
at home.

363
00:12:43,245 --> 00:12:44,764
- If we catch you
speeding again,

364
00:12:44,867 --> 00:12:46,248
you're going downtown!

365
00:12:46,351 --> 00:12:48,940
We already locked up Luan
for telling bad jokes.

366
00:12:49,044 --> 00:12:50,770
- Hey, did you hear the one
about the thief

367
00:12:50,873 --> 00:12:52,116
who stole a calendar?

368
00:12:52,219 --> 00:12:53,462
He got 12 months.

369
00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:54,532
 [rim shot]
[laughs]

370
00:12:54,635 --> 00:12:55,913
Get it?

371
00:12:56,016 --> 00:12:57,604
- That's five more minutes,
dirt bag!

372
00:12:57,707 --> 00:13:01,435
- Okay, okay, I'll walk
within the speed limit, I swear.

373
00:13:01,539 --> 00:13:04,231
- No swearing!

374
00:13:05,923 --> 00:13:07,096
[electronic buzzing]

375
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:09,098
- [gasps]

376
00:13:09,202 --> 00:13:12,377
Someone stepped on my glasses.
No!

377
00:13:12,481 --> 00:13:15,208
 [car door closing 
and engine starting]

378
00:13:17,486 --> 00:13:20,558
Lori, you dirt bag!

379
00:13:20,661 --> 00:13:23,872
One minute I'm electric-sliding
with the undead, and the next--

380
00:13:23,975 --> 00:13:27,565
[groans]
It's all Lori's fault!

381
00:13:27,668 --> 00:13:29,084
- I can't believe it.

382
00:13:29,187 --> 00:13:31,603
- I know.
She didn't even say sorry.

383
00:13:31,707 --> 00:13:33,433
- No, I can't believe
these were touched

384
00:13:33,536 --> 00:13:35,297
by Lori's
beautiful tootsies.

385
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:38,196
- Snap out of it, Clyde.
Lori's a monster.

386
00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:40,681
All she cares about is
talking on her stupid phone.

387
00:13:40,785 --> 00:13:43,684
Well, I'm going to give her
a call she'll never forget.

388
00:13:43,788 --> 00:13:45,894
- What are you gonna say?

389
00:13:48,344 --> 00:13:51,347
"Why 'blank' is
the worst sister ever?"

390
00:13:51,451 --> 00:13:53,487
- I knew this would
come in handy someday.

391
00:13:53,591 --> 00:13:57,940
I just didn't know which sister
would be getting it.

392
00:13:58,044 --> 00:14:03,463
But you, Lori Loud, have made
my decision very easy.

393
00:14:03,566 --> 00:14:04,878
[phone quacks]

394
00:14:04,982 --> 00:14:08,054
 [phone ringing tone] 
[playing guitar]

395
00:14:08,157 --> 00:14:10,056
♪ 

396
00:14:10,159 --> 00:14:11,609
Agh, must be
charging her phone.

397
00:14:11,712 --> 00:14:13,922
No worries, I'll just
leave it on her voicemail.

398
00:14:14,025 --> 00:14:15,785
 - Hey, this is Lori. 
You know what to do.

399
00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:17,028
 [beep]
- Hey, Lori,

400
00:14:17,132 --> 00:14:18,927
it's your dear brother,
Lincoln.

401
00:14:19,030 --> 00:14:21,343
There's something
I've been meaning to tell you.

402
00:14:21,446 --> 00:14:22,378
You are--

403
00:14:22,482 --> 00:14:25,347
[playing loud rock music]

404
00:14:25,450 --> 00:14:28,246
♪ 

405
00:14:28,350 --> 00:14:32,733
And that is why you are
the worst sister ever!

406
00:14:32,837 --> 00:14:34,563
[phone quacks]

407
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:35,633
What do you think, Clyde?

408
00:14:35,736 --> 00:14:36,668
- [withers]

409
00:14:36,772 --> 00:14:37,980
- Hey, bro.
Just wanted to say

410
00:14:38,084 --> 00:14:40,086
I'm so sorry I stepped
on your stupid toy.

411
00:14:40,189 --> 00:14:41,777
So I went out and bought you
a stupid new one.

412
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,434
- You did what now?

413
00:14:43,537 --> 00:14:46,092
- Also, I'm very impressed
you didn't freak out over this.

414
00:14:46,195 --> 00:14:47,403
Very mature.

415
00:14:47,507 --> 00:14:51,821
- [sheepish laugh]
Yup, that's me, Mr. Mature.

416
00:14:53,444 --> 00:14:55,101
[gasps]

417
00:14:55,204 --> 00:14:57,379
Clyde, what I have done?
I called Lori a--

418
00:14:57,482 --> 00:14:58,414
 [guitar chord]

419
00:14:58,518 --> 00:14:59,381
When she's actually a--

420
00:14:59,484 --> 00:15:00,382
 [harp chord]

421
00:15:00,485 --> 00:15:01,797
What am I gonna do?

422
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,592
You're right!
Lori clearly hasn't

423
00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:06,595
listened to the voice-mail yet
or I'd be a human pretzel.

424
00:15:06,698 --> 00:15:08,390
We've gotta delete
the message.

425
00:15:08,493 --> 00:15:10,323
- Huh?

426
00:15:10,426 --> 00:15:11,531
- Good talk.

427
00:15:11,634 --> 00:15:14,534
 [dramatic music]

428
00:15:14,637 --> 00:15:16,260
 ♪ 

429
00:15:16,363 --> 00:15:18,710
[beeps]

430
00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:22,024
- Perfect.
Lori doesn't have her cell,

431
00:15:22,128 --> 00:15:23,715
which means it's still
in there charging.

432
00:15:23,819 --> 00:15:25,303
Our mission is
to infiltrate her room

433
00:15:25,407 --> 00:15:27,650
and delete the message
before she gets back.

434
00:15:27,754 --> 00:15:29,169
- But Lori's room
is off limits.

435
00:15:29,273 --> 00:15:32,207
- I know. That's why I need you
to be a lookout for her.

436
00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:34,830
- That's easy, I'm always
on the lookout for Lori.

437
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,419
- Then let's do this.

438
00:15:37,522 --> 00:15:42,010
 ♪ 

439
00:15:42,113 --> 00:15:43,666
- In position.
- Roger that.

440
00:15:43,770 --> 00:15:47,843
- I know poop when I see it,
and that's definitely some poop.

441
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,500
- Drat, the po-po.

442
00:15:49,603 --> 00:15:52,123
I can't go through,
so I'm gonna have to go over.

443
00:15:52,227 --> 00:15:55,126
 [groovy music]

444
00:15:55,230 --> 00:16:02,789
 ♪ 

445
00:16:02,892 --> 00:16:06,827
- Hey, fur ball!
No speeding!

446
00:16:06,931 --> 00:16:11,004
both: Hey, what did we just say?
Get back here!

447
00:16:12,868 --> 00:16:13,938
- I'm in.

448
00:16:14,042 --> 00:16:15,491
- Great.
Proceed two clicks north,

449
00:16:15,595 --> 00:16:18,494
hook a left, and you should be
right over the target.

450
00:16:18,598 --> 00:16:21,497
 [spy music]

451
00:16:21,601 --> 00:16:22,912
 ♪ 

452
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:25,156
- I've got eyes
on the package.

453
00:16:25,260 --> 00:16:28,263
 ♪ 

454
00:16:28,366 --> 00:16:30,955
[beeps]

455
00:16:31,059 --> 00:16:33,199
 - Lincoln, 
Lori's coming.

456
00:16:33,302 --> 00:16:34,717
- You're going to have to
stall her.

457
00:16:34,821 --> 00:16:35,891
 - Roger that.

458
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,928
 [romantic music]

459
00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:41,241
- Hey, beautiful, you take
these stairs often?

460
00:16:41,345 --> 00:16:44,589
- [chuckles]
I will now, handsome.

461
00:16:44,693 --> 00:16:47,006
 [dramatic music]

462
00:16:47,109 --> 00:16:49,870
 - Hey, Lori, 
it's your dear brother Lincoln.

463
00:16:49,974 --> 00:16:51,631
 - Message deleted.

464
00:16:51,734 --> 00:16:55,531
 ♪ 

465
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,121
- And that's how
we're gonna do it.

466
00:16:59,225 --> 00:17:03,056
- I love it, especially the part
where I get to talk to Lori.

467
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:05,093
- [coughs]
Is that perfume?

468
00:17:05,196 --> 00:17:06,991
- Yeah, it's my Nana's.

469
00:17:07,095 --> 00:17:08,889
- Here are the blueprints
for the vents.

470
00:17:08,993 --> 00:17:10,995
- Are these food stains?

471
00:17:11,099 --> 00:17:12,859
- I eat ketchup sandwiches
while I floor-plan.

472
00:17:12,962 --> 00:17:16,035
 [door opening]
Quiet, Lori's coming.

473
00:17:17,381 --> 00:17:19,348
[beeps]

474
00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,420
Okay, let's do this.

475
00:17:22,524 --> 00:17:25,423
 [tense music]

476
00:17:25,527 --> 00:17:27,494
 ♪ 

477
00:17:27,598 --> 00:17:29,427
- I'm in position!

478
00:17:29,531 --> 00:17:31,429
- [grunts]

479
00:17:31,533 --> 00:17:32,913
Roger that.

480
00:17:33,017 --> 00:17:34,743
- No, I can't let you off
with a warning.

481
00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:35,847
- [laughs]

482
00:17:35,951 --> 00:17:37,194
 [spy music]

483
00:17:37,297 --> 00:17:38,195
- Huh!

484
00:17:38,298 --> 00:17:40,852
 ♪ 

485
00:17:40,956 --> 00:17:44,304
[stifling a sneeze]

486
00:17:44,408 --> 00:17:48,584
- Next time, remember,
this is a mandatory diaper zone!

487
00:17:48,688 --> 00:17:50,897
 [foghorn blows]

488
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,830
- [retches]

489
00:17:52,933 --> 00:17:55,833
 [exciting music]

490
00:17:55,936 --> 00:17:58,422
 ♪ 

491
00:17:58,525 --> 00:17:59,975
Gah.
Ketchup fingers.

492
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,253
- [giggles]

493
00:18:02,357 --> 00:18:05,118
- She's making a crawl for it!

494
00:18:05,222 --> 00:18:07,120
- Ugh!

495
00:18:08,535 --> 00:18:09,364
Clyde, I'm in.

496
00:18:09,467 --> 00:18:11,124
- Hey, Lincoln.
- [screams]

497
00:18:11,228 --> 00:18:13,195
Lucy, what are you doing
in here?

498
00:18:13,299 --> 00:18:14,679
- I come here to think.

499
00:18:14,783 --> 00:18:18,027
I actually just wrote a new poem
called "Ventilate."

500
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:20,961
"Inside the wall,
I choose to be alone.

501
00:18:21,065 --> 00:18:24,931
If I ever get stuck,
please listen for my moan."

502
00:18:25,034 --> 00:18:27,209
- Right.
[chuckles]

503
00:18:27,313 --> 00:18:30,419
Clyde, get me
to Lori's room, now.

504
00:18:31,972 --> 00:18:33,560
 - Go three clicks, 
then a right.

505
00:18:33,664 --> 00:18:35,666
 Or is it three rights, 
then a click?

506
00:18:35,769 --> 00:18:37,185
 Wait, what's a click?

507
00:18:37,288 --> 00:18:38,910
- Never mind,
I think I'm there.

508
00:18:39,014 --> 00:18:41,120
Whoa!
Aah!

509
00:18:41,223 --> 00:18:43,432
- Hey, Lincoln.
- Phew! Thanks, Luce.

510
00:18:43,536 --> 00:18:45,434
 - Lincoln, 
everything okay?

511
00:18:49,887 --> 00:18:52,061
- Yeah, Clyde.
[groans]

512
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:53,615
Everything's perfect.

513
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,964
I've got eyes
on the package.

514
00:18:58,067 --> 00:19:01,243
 - Package? 
What about Lori's phone?

515
00:19:05,282 --> 00:19:07,491
- Clyde, what kind of rope
is this?

516
00:19:07,594 --> 00:19:08,871
 - Cherry licorice rope.

517
00:19:08,975 --> 00:19:09,872
- Aah!

518
00:19:09,976 --> 00:19:11,426
 [thud]

519
00:19:12,530 --> 00:19:14,912
- Lincoln!
Lori's coming!

520
00:19:15,015 --> 00:19:16,948
Don't worry,
I'll stall her.

521
00:19:17,052 --> 00:19:19,951
 [romantic music]

522
00:19:20,055 --> 00:19:20,952
 ♪ 

523
00:19:21,056 --> 00:19:22,368
 [wolf whistle]

524
00:19:23,610 --> 00:19:25,440
- What?

525
00:19:25,543 --> 00:19:27,545
Ugh!
Gross.

526
00:19:27,649 --> 00:19:30,548
 [dramatic music]

527
00:19:30,652 --> 00:19:36,002
 ♪ 

528
00:19:36,105 --> 00:19:37,417
- [teeth chattering]

529
00:19:40,731 --> 00:19:42,146
Ugh!

530
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,426
- So this is where
all my shoes are.

531
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,433
- [muffled yell]

532
00:19:53,537 --> 00:19:55,470
[phone ringing]

533
00:19:55,573 --> 00:19:57,955
- Finally.

534
00:19:58,058 --> 00:20:01,614
Ooh! New messages.
I'm so loved.

535
00:20:03,547 --> 00:20:05,790
- Mission is compromised!
The package is on the move.

536
00:20:05,894 --> 00:20:07,171
Clyde?

537
00:20:07,275 --> 00:20:08,483
- [shuddering] 
- Clyde, do you read me?

538
00:20:08,586 --> 00:20:10,174
 [beep] 
- Hey, babe, it's Bobby.

539
00:20:10,278 --> 00:20:11,796
 Do you think we'll 
always be together?

540
00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:14,972
- Aww!
Totes saving that one.

541
00:20:15,075 --> 00:20:16,629
 [beep] 
- Hey, babe, it's Bobby again.

542
00:20:16,732 --> 00:20:19,252
 Should our couple name 
be Bori or Lobby?

543
00:20:19,356 --> 00:20:20,564
- Saved.

544
00:20:22,324 --> 00:20:24,740
 [police siren chirps]
- We warned you, dirt bag!

545
00:20:24,844 --> 00:20:26,639
- It's the clink for Linc.

546
00:20:26,742 --> 00:20:28,813
- Look!
Luan's making a jailbreak.

547
00:20:28,917 --> 00:20:29,849
- Hey!

548
00:20:29,952 --> 00:20:31,195
- Oh, forget that bum.

549
00:20:31,299 --> 00:20:33,024
He's out of our jurisdiction
now.

550
00:20:33,128 --> 00:20:35,234
- Yeah.
Let's get donuts.

551
00:20:36,890 --> 00:20:38,098
 [beep] 
- Hey, Lori,

552
00:20:38,202 --> 00:20:39,721
 it's your dear brother, 
Lincoln.

553
00:20:39,824 --> 00:20:40,825
Lori!

554
00:20:40,929 --> 00:20:44,312
[voice slowed down]
No-o-o!

555
00:20:44,415 --> 00:20:45,796
Ugh!

556
00:20:45,899 --> 00:20:47,625
 There's something 
I've been meaning to tell you.

557
00:20:47,729 --> 00:20:48,661
 You are--

558
00:20:48,764 --> 00:20:50,559
- Ugh.
Delete.

559
00:20:50,663 --> 00:20:53,562
Lincoln, there are two rules
in this house:

560
00:20:53,666 --> 00:20:57,256
stay out of my room,
and never call my phone!

561
00:20:57,359 --> 00:20:58,395
My voice-mail is
full enough

562
00:20:58,498 --> 00:21:00,776
without useless messages
from you!

563
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:03,365
- Gee, Lori, I'm sorry.

564
00:21:03,469 --> 00:21:05,505
- But I'm gonna let it slide
this time

565
00:21:05,609 --> 00:21:08,336
'cause you were so mature
when I broke your stupid toy.

566
00:21:08,439 --> 00:21:09,785
- [sheepish laugh]
Uh, right.

567
00:21:09,889 --> 00:21:11,994
That's me, Mr. Mature.

568
00:21:12,098 --> 00:21:13,410
 [phone ringing]

569
00:21:13,513 --> 00:21:16,344
- Bobby,
only 12 messages today?

570
00:21:16,447 --> 00:21:18,104
I thought you
cared about me.

571
00:21:18,207 --> 00:21:19,554
- [sighs]

572
00:21:19,657 --> 00:21:21,625
Next time I have a problem
with one of my sisters,

573
00:21:21,728 --> 00:21:23,868
I'll just talk to them
instead of leaving a message

574
00:21:23,972 --> 00:21:25,698
or writing
a nasty letter.

575
00:21:25,801 --> 00:21:29,115
Speaking of which,
where is that letter?

576
00:21:30,668 --> 00:21:32,567
- If you want our couple name
to be Lobby,

577
00:21:32,670 --> 00:21:35,259
you're gonna have to show
a little--

578
00:21:35,363 --> 00:21:36,605
What's this?

579
00:21:36,709 --> 00:21:39,919
"Why Lori is
the Worst Sister Ever."

580
00:21:40,022 --> 00:21:41,472
Bobby, I gotta go.

581
00:21:41,576 --> 00:21:44,406
I'm about to turn Lincoln
into a human pretzel!

582
00:21:46,028 --> 00:21:49,169
Lincoln!
What is this?

583
00:21:49,273 --> 00:21:50,999
- Well, it's time to do
the official dance

584
00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:53,450
of the Loud House:
The Running Man.

585
00:21:53,553 --> 00:21:55,383
- When I get my hands on you,
I'm gonna--

586
00:21:55,486 --> 00:21:58,593
[loud rock music playing]

587
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:03,701
 - ♪ Cramped inside 
this tiny space ♪

588
00:22:03,805 --> 00:22:05,531
 ♪ May sound bad 
but ain't the case ♪

589
00:22:05,634 --> 00:22:08,327
 ♪ In the Loud House  
- ♪ Loud House 

590
00:22:08,430 --> 00:22:10,777
 - ♪ Duck and dodge 
and push and shove ♪

591
00:22:10,881 --> 00:22:13,366
 ♪ That's the way 
we show our love ♪

592
00:22:13,470 --> 00:22:16,300
 ♪ In the Loud House  
- ♪ Loud House 

593
00:22:16,404 --> 00:22:17,715
 ♪ Laundry pile 
stacked up high ♪

594
00:22:17,819 --> 00:22:19,165
 ♪ Hand-me-downs 
that make me cry ♪

595
00:22:19,268 --> 00:22:20,373
 ♪ Stand in line 
to take a pee ♪

596
00:22:20,477 --> 00:22:21,823
 ♪ Never any privacy 

597
00:22:21,926 --> 00:22:24,170
 ♪ Chaos with 11 kids 

598
00:22:24,273 --> 00:22:28,243
 ♪ That's the way it always is 
in the Loud House ♪