♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls like ping pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪
♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪
♪ Guy's gotta do what he can to survive ♪
♪ In the Loud House In the Loud House ♪
♪ Duck, dodge, push and shove That's how we show our love ♪
♪ In the Loud House In the Loud House ♪
♪ One boy and ten girls ♪
♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪
♪ Loud House ♪
♪ Loud, Loud House ♪
Poo-poo!
[whistling happily]
[gasps]
- Whoo! It's closin' time! - [clanging]
Whoo-hoo! What a shift, kiddos!
And thanks again for helping out while Grant and Kotaro
are away at Camp Crease,
mastering the art of napkin folding.
[rattling]
Is that Nacho stealing beans from storage again?
Not on my watch.
[grunts] Nacho!
Get your own beans!
You'll face justice for your crimes!
- Phew! - [Scoots] Open up!
Mama wants Lynn-guini!
And don't skimp on the shrimp!
Sorry, Scoots. We just closed.
[grumbles] Nobody wants to work anymore!
[mobility scooter whirring]
- [knocking] - Hm? [groans]
Scoots, I just told you-- [gasps]
Oh, hey! It's Uncle Lance!
Hi! [grunts] Okay...
Guys? I think the door's jammed!
It's locked! You can stop pulling!
Keep pulling? Okay!
- [straining] - [wood cracking]
- [crashing] - Oh. Oops.
[chuckles] I guess I'll fix that later.
So, how'd the search go today?
Not good! Which is why I need to do some stress-lifting!
Finding a Royal Woods location for my very successful
chain of gyms is harder than I thought.
Everything's just too ding-dang expensive.
Even Flip's garage would cost me an arm and a leg.
[sighs] I don't know.
Maybe this whole thing just isn't gonna work out.
Wait! What about the storage room
above the restaurant?
Oh! That could work!
It's not huge, but it might be enough space.
- Whoa! Are you sure, big guy? - Absolutely!
With the Loud boys back together and better than ever,
it just makes sense.
- Ow. - This is sweet!
Looks like EndureLance Gyms has found its new location!
That's everything. The hardest part was getting
all the beans out of here.
Time to open!
- [triumphant music] - [billboard grunts]
Would you like to do the honors?
Ha! You bet!
[straining]
- [crashing] - [chuckles]
I guess I'll fix that. Again.
[nervous chuckle]
Uh-oh! Looks like someone hated it!
[chuckles] Let me take that plate for ya.
Mr. Grouse! What can I get for you?
Steak? Chicken?
The winning lottery numbers? [chuckles]
How about a helping of tone it down a few notches.
- Now I'll have-- - [loud pop music]
[both] Whoa!
Lincoln! Can you tell Uncle Lance
to turn down the music?!
Can't hear you! I'm gonna go ask Uncle Lance
to turn down the music!
[music stops]
Ah...
- [door opens] - Hm?
Mmm!
[chuckles, grunts]
Mmm. It could use a little more paprika.
[dramatic music playing]
Oven mitts.
[whispers] One wrong move
and this choco-Lynn souffle is ruined.
- [sighs] - Congratulations.
Congratulations.
- [thudding] - [all] Huh?
[gasps]
[Dad sobs]
No! We can't lose you!
Come on, buddy! Stay with me!
- [sobbing] - Get a hold of yourself, man!
- He's gone! - Guess I'll have to start over.
Can you tell your uncle to be careful with his weights?
Uncle Lance!
Can you be more careful with your weights?!
Whoa! Whoops! Oh, ho!
Gosh, sorry!
Guess I don't know my own strength.
JK. I do. And it's impressive.
[dejected chuckle]
- [bird screeching] - [wind howling]
This is usually our busiest time of day.
[stammers] Where is everybody?
[people grunting and straining]
[car horns honking]
Alright! Let's see what you got, guys!
- [clamoring] - Come on, I'm late!
- You're doing great! - [Dad] Lance!
Wow! Great class you got here.
Do you think you could find a new spot for this?
It's blocking the parking lot just a teeny bit.
Ugh! You're right.
Come on! Use your head, Lance!
Of course I can. Sorry about that.
You heard the man! Move out, people!
[groaning] Oh! Oops!
- Hey! - Sorry!
[man] I never should have signed up for advanced tires!
[groans]
[sighs]
Okay, hopefully that's the last issue for--
- Huh? - Do you mind closing that?
Lance says the ice room chillies are great for glute recovery.
I can't take it anymore!
It's just one thing after another!
[grunts] Ow!
I gotta be straight with Lance. This isn't working out.
- [groans] - There he is!
Listen, I gotta be honest with you about something.
Oh! Me too.
We're probably thinking the same thing.
This whole gym-restaurant thing is...
Yes?
...totally working out!!
You're a lifesaver!
What?
Two bros, once estranged,
now working side by side!
Come here!
I'm just so ding-dang grateful!
Sorry, what were you gonna say?
[sighs] That same thing, actually.
- [chuckles] - What? Amazing!
We got this whole brother telepathy thing going on.
Anyway, gotta get back to the gym.
Bye.
[kids groaning]
Ugh. Fumble on the play, Dad.
I just couldn't do it!
He loves it here!
There's no way to get him to leave
without ruining our relationship!
Well, there might be a way...
You said he loves it here.
But what if he didn't?
Lincoln, this sounds like
another one of your devious little plans.
Tell me more. And go slowly.
[peaceful music playing]
[joints clinking]
Okay, that's it.
Listen to the calm sounds of--
- [loud rock music] - ♪ Put your hands in the air ♪
♪ Like the ceiling ain't there ♪
Apologies, uh, everyone. I will be right back.
- ♪ Make this last forever ♪ - [cheering]
Huh?!
♪ There's nothing worse ♪
♪ Than that guy over there... ♪
Hey, Lance! You here for Karaoke Day?
I was gonna ask you
if there's any way to reschedule.
It's interrupting everyone's flow.
Gah! I'd love to, I really would,
but this is our most popular event.
Maybe I can ask Scoots to turn it down.
Touch that dial and I end you!
Ugh!
[loud cheering]
[music fades]
Chili! Chili here!
Free chili for all EndureLance Gym members!
I heard the words "free" and "chili"
and I came running.
- Don't have a membership though. - No worries, Flip!
That's what a day pass is for, huh?
[chomping]
Take the whole pot. I got plenty.
The main thing is that you enjoy the gym.
Maybe do some squats.
[people grunting]
Wow! A packed house today!
[stomachs rumbling]
Oh. Oh no.
- Huh? - [loud gulping]
Did you all eat chili before a workout?
- [loud flatulence] - [Lance] Nooooo!
[both laugh]
[shudders] Well, that happened.
[takes deep breath] Back in the zone!
Alright! Let's get those bods moving
and those muscles grooving, gang!
- [claws snapping] - Oh! Ow, ow!
[all] Ow! Ow! Ow!
Okay, not quite the moves I'm doing.
Wait, are those lobsters?
What the heck is going on?
Ow!
[sighs] Oh.
[kids laughing]
[kids gasp]
Hey, uh, any idea why my gym is overrun with lobsters?
[gasps] They must've broken out!
I'll talk to Fish Lady Deb about getting better cages.
[heavy sigh]
Ah, don't worry about it.
I don't think having my gym
above your restaurant is working out.
What? Oh, no!
Yeah. After my class,
I'm gonna start packing up. I'm sorry.
I really wanted this to work out too.
[laughs] We did it, gang!
He's moving out! Our nightmare is over!
♪ No more weights crashing through the floor ♪
♪ Don't have to endure Lance's gym anymore ♪
♪ How come you kids aren't dancing with me? ♪
- [kids groaning] - [scatting]
I just came back to return this lobster.
You know, Lynn, if you didn't want me here,
you should've just said so!
Ow! Lance, wait!
[groans]
[rapid grunting]
Oh, joy. You found me.
This is where you always came when you were mad as a kid.
Wasn't hard to figure out.
Pffft! Well, you can leave, okay?
- 'Cause I don't want to talk. - Lance, I'm sorry.
I-I should've told you the truth. [panting]
But we were getting along so well, and I didn't...
I didn't want to mess that up...
Oh... vision... going... blurry.
- [grumbles, sighs] - [wheezing]
I would've understood if you said it wasn't working out.
Your lying and sneaking around is what hurt the most.
It was like a charley horse, but in my heart!
You're right, I acted like a ding-dang ding-dong.
Whoo! [chuckles] Pulse is not slowing down!
From now on, just be honest with me.
If I can bench press 400 pounds, I can handle the truth.
- I will. Promise. - Bring it in then, big guy!
Bring it in here!
[both sobbing]
What are you looking at? Never seen two brothers
crying over a reconciliation before?
We should head back, huh? I need to hit the showers.
Broke a mean sweat on these bleachers
and it's making me chilly!
[gasps] Chili! That's it!
I know how you can stay in Royal Woods,
and it's way better than my storage room.
Hey-hey! Thanks again, man,
for getting me this deal on Flip's garage.
Psh! All it took was a little sweet-talking,
a little haggling,
and half the rent being paid in chili.
[chomping]
[belching]
Well, it looks like EndureLance Gym is officially...
- [grunting] - [crashing]
Hey! That's gonna cost ya more chili!
[chuckles] Oh. Sorry.