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Gah!
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This just in:
the school newspaper is
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in extra, extra big trouble!
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- Ahh!
- The headline:
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"Editor Jamie Hiller
is in a Panic
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Over Terrible Readership
Numbers"!
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What we need are really gritty
stories to grab new readers.
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Ashley, what you got for me?
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Do not pitch me another story
about your aunt's new hot tub.
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I got nothing.
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Okay, Petey, dazzle me.
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Hmm. What about...
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hot dogs?
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Everyone knows
processed pork is out!
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There has to be some way to get
folks to read our rag!
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And listen to this.
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Armen cut in front of Lexi Rose
on the monkey bars
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and now they won't
even look at each other!
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Lola, you always have
the best gossip!
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Oh, yeah!
Don't just keep sipping tea!
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Spill it! Tell us more!
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Okay, how about this one.
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Rumor has it
that someone's been pranking
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Principal Huggins by blasting
an air horn at him.
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It's made him a wreck.
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Oh...
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Press coming through.
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Sorry, people, we need an
exclusive interview with Lola.
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Jamie Hiller. Student editor,
The Elementary Herald.
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Your mom works for my
Aunt Jesse at the Gazette,
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and I want you to work for me!
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Our paper needs some "oomph"
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and your goss could be
just the thing.
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How about writing
a column for us?
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Ugh, writing?
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Sounds like work.
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You'd get your picture
in the paper.
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Ooh! So I'd be, like,
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the star writer
of the newspaper?
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Okay, well, there's a staff--
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Who knows where it could lead?
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One day the school paper,
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the next day
a national talk show!
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That's the theme song.
I just wrote it.
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Lola is in!
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Let the wild goss chase begin!
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But I gotta play it subtle
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so people don't know
I'm eavesdropping on them.
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Why does it always have to be
a Number 2 pencil?
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What if I wanted to
use an eight?
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Or a one billion?
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Right?
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- That's what I said, Charlie!
- My name is Logan.
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And I don't know
what you're talking about.
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Ha! Classic Charlie!
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Slurp, slurp. Mmm!
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Such yummy water.
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I like peas.
Asparagus I can live without.
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Get back to me on carrots.
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...the toilet in stall three
definitely has better suction.
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None of this
is goss-worthy enough
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for my very first column!
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What you up to, Mrs. Johnson?
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Room for one more?
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I don't know about you, Cheryl,
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but I suddenly feel very
uncomfortable in this cafeteria.
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Let's eat lunch
in our offices, shall we?
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Oh, come on, Wilbur!
It was a joke!
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Oh, like none of you
ever made bad life choices!
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Chapter nine in our
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Sports for the Uncoordinated
series,
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the cricket swing.
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Paddles up, everyone!
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And swing!
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Please, Lola!
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You can't write about
my Blarney underpants!
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Sorry, sweetie.
When Lola sees the goss,
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Lola tells the goss. Bye-ee!
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our readership
is through the roof,
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and it's thanks to
your column, Lola.
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This is bigger than when
Ashley won a Pulitzer!
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My proudest moment.
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I got one of Mr. Pulitzer's
slide whistles
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for winning recess bingo.
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Breaking news, Lola:
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I'm moving your column
to the front page!
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I always knew blabbing
was my special gift.
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Blarney is so kindergarten.
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So, you got gossed, too, huh?
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Join us at the table of shame.
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Must be people
from school here today.
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Mama needs some grade-A dirt.
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My readers expect no less.
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Oof!
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Cheryl and Meryl?
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Ooh! That's a goss goldmine!
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Beat ya again, sis!
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Time to pay up.
And guess what I want?
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How many pairs
of boot-scootin' boots
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does one boot-scooter need?
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Keep losin' and we'll find out!
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Fantastic.
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First Cheryl and Meryl fail me,
now I'm stuck!
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Psst!
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Yeowch!
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Flip, you have to
get me out fast!
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I cannot have anybody from
school seeing me like this!
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And money is not an issue!
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Aww, everybody gets ol' Flip.
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It just goes to show you
how beloved I am.
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Hey, nothin' greases up the dome
better than lime Flippee Syrup.
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Ecch!
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Oop! 'Scuse the hands.
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Had me a hankerin'
for spicy corn chips.
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Ugh! Hey! Ahh!
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Okay, Nacho, give it some gas!
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It's working. It's working!
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Come on, raccoon! Step on it!
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Guess I have
no other choice.
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Flip, call the fire department.
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But tell them
absolutely no sirens!
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Well-- Ow!
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At least no one-- Ow!
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...from school is-- Ow! ...here.
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Hmm?
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Please don't see me.
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Huh?
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And that, my friends,
is direct eye contact.
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Thank you for your service!
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How much
to keep your mouth shut?
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Ten? Twenty? A hundred?
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A hundred thousand?!
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Not that much,
I got carried away.
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Name your price, Winston!
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- Between ten and a hundred.
- What are you talking about?
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I'll pay you
not to tell everyone
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what you saw here today.
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Me. The fence. Et cetera.
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Take one more dollar
and I will make
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your raccoon life miserable!
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I wasn't going to tell anyone
about what happened.
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Why not? That's the hottest
goss of the year.
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I'd blab immediately!
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Well, that's the difference
between you and me.
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I'm not a meanie.
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And what exactly is that
supposed to mean?
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Ever since you wrote about
my Blarney underpants,
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people have been teasing me.
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And I'm not the only one
you've embarrassed.
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You haven't noticed
all the people in school
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wearing dark sunglasses?
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I just thought indoor sunglasses
were making a comeback.
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Maybe that's the problem.
You don't even realize
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how hurtful your gossip is. Hmm.
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Wow, he's right.
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I have been a meanie.
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I've got to find a way
to make this up to everybody.
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Phew! Here goes nothin'.
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Hot off the presses!
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Got the latest goss right here!
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The tea is scorching today!
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Lola!
Your new column is a smash!
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Spilling the beans on yourself?
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How will you top that?
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I won't.
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Because I am resigning
from the newspaper.
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Ah.
Don't yank my gam, Loud.
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Please, tell me you're joking.
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Sorry, but I realized people's
feelings are more important
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than getting a front-page story.
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But--
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What a big head!
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The whole fire department came!
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Agnes, do you hear that?
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It's the sweet sound of freedom!
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They're not gossiping
about us anymore!
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I'll... eat lunch in my car.
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♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪
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- ♪ In the Loud House ♪
- ♪ Loud House ♪
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♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪
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♪ That's the way
we show our love ♪
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- ♪ In the Loud House ♪
- ♪ Loud House ♪
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♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪
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♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪
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♪ Stand in line to take a pee
Never any privacy ♪
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♪ Chaos with 11 kids ♪
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♪ That's the way it always is
in the Loud House ♪