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♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪
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♪ Dodging girls
like ping pong balls ♪
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♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪
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♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪
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♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪
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♪ Guy's gotta do
what he can to survive ♪
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♪ In the Loud House,
in the Loud House ♪
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♪ Duck, dodge,
push, and shove ♪
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♪ That's how we show our love ♪
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♪ In the Loud House,
in the Loud House ♪
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♪ One boy and ten girls ♪
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♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪
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♪ Loud House ♪
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♪ Loud, Loud House ♪
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Poo-Poo!
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Awesome rehearsal, dudes!
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We're gonna crush it at
the Beats in the Heat festival!
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You guys!
I just got an alert!
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Our video for
"Play With My Band"
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just hit 100,000 streams!
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What?!
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- That rocks!
- Dude!
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Remember what we said
we'd do when this happened?
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Go to Dairyland and have
our heads shaved
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in front of a live audience?
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No, dude.
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You were outvoted three to one.
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What we agreed to do
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was get matching Moon Goat
tattoos! Remember?
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We even pinky swore.
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Oh, yeah!
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- Tat Shack it is!
- I'm down.
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Me too, but last I checked,
if you're under 18,
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you need a parent with you.
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No prob.
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Let's talk to our parents
tonight
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and I'll make an appointment
for tomorrow.
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How's 4:00?
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- Yeah!
- So stoked!
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Whoa!
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Excuse me, I'd like
to make an appointment?
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Whoa! You got your face tattooed
on the back of your head?
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Cool, right?
Anyway, what brings you in?
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Uh, can you take four people
tomorrow at 4:00?
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Luna!
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Fancy seeing you
at the Tat Shack!
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Hey, Chunk!
Yeah, me and the Moon Goats
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are getting our first tattoos!
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Ah, I remember getting
my first tattoo.
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This beaut here.
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It symbolizes
me love of rock 'n' roll!
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Sick!
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It hurt a bit at first,
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but I just bit down
on me nose ring
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until I could
see straight again.
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And here's me mum!
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I had her inked over my heart,
'cause I love her so much!
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- Didn't hurt a bit.
- Phew!
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Once I blacked out, that is.
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That bad, huh?
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Ah, don't stress.
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The pain isn't too bad.
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Unless you get one
on your arm.
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Or your legs.
Or stomach.
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Oh! Or your back.
Or your skin.
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Come to think of it, I suppose
the only place it doesn't hurt
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to get a tattoo
is on someone else!
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Now hold still, Chunk man.
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I gotta finish!
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You don't seem
in pain right now.
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Oh, that's just 'cause
I left me body.
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Hello, mate!
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I come up here when the pain
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gets really unbearable.
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Great.
Uh, uh, uh, cool.
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Cancel my appointment.
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I-I just remembered
I'm busy tomorrow.
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Was it something I said?
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Ooh, getting close to the spine.
I can't watch.
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What am I gonna do? I can't
go back on a pinky swear,
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but you guys know I have
a low pain threshold!
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I passed out when I got
these earrings!
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And they're clip-ons! Ah!
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Relax. Dad will never let you
get a tattoo anyway.
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You can blame it on him.
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You're right!
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He'll say no and that'll be
the end of the story.
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Hey, kids!
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Oh, I ran into your band
as they were leaving,
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and they spilled the beans
about the tattoo.
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- Yeah, I understand--
- Don't worry, I'm cool with it!
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Wait, what?
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In fact, while I'm with you,
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I may even get a Doo Dads tat.
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Here's a mock-up. When I flex,
it looks like it's ringing!
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Ha! It's gonna be so cool!
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Oh!
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Here's an idea:
stop being such a weenie.
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Pain is in the mind!
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We have to toughen you up!
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That's a great idea.
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Maybe if you can handle
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other painful situations,
you'll be less afraid.
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Painful situations?
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You gotta let yourself get hit!
That's the whole point!
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Ow!
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You did it! One down!
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By my calculations,
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a tattoo covering
this much surface area
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should take roughly 93 minutes,
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which is equivalent
of 62 ball hits...
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Okay, okay.
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I can do this.
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...per second.
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Uh, what?
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Where ya going?
No pain, no gain!
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This is an authentic
reproduction of the corsets
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worn by the Salem witches
as they faced their doom.
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It's actually pretty comfy,
dude!
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Ow!
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Spoke too soon...
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Crushing ribs...
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Uncle!
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Nothing hurts more
than a bite from a fire ant.
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Okay, guys.
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You know what to do.
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Gah! It hurts!
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Get these creepy crawlies
off me, man!
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He didn't even bite you yet!
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Now you've insulted
his whole family.
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They're not gonna like that.
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Take a deep breath and imagine
your happy place.
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For me, it's the mall
on Black Friday.
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Everything is on clearance
and I have gift card.
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Okay, now I want you
to keep holding that thought.
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Just keep holding it...
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And...
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Oh, I can't do it!
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I love my band
but I hate pain even more!
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I'm just gonna have to
tell them that the pact is off.
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Hmm... Maybe they don't want
tattoos either!
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Maybe they'll even thank me
for letting them off the hook!
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Wait a second.
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Y-you all got them already?
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Of course! We pinky swore!
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Sorry I didn't wait
to get it together.
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My mom could only go
this morning.
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Yeah, same! I had to go
at noon with my dad.
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I got mine at the mall.
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My mom was going
to get yoga pants
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and didn't wanna make
two trips.
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Awesome.
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Man, I can't wait
to get mine.
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Unfortunately, my, uh, dad
had to bail today
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'cause a linguini fight
broke out at the restaurant.
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Cheese everywhere!
But I'll reschedule ASAP.
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See you guys
at Beats in the Heat!
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Ugh! I can't believe
I'm the only one
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too scared to get a tattoo.
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I can't believe you thought
a linguini fight
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was a good cover story.
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I have no choice
but to leave town,
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disappear, and work the counter
at a roadside diner.
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Luna, look!
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Wock 'n' woll!
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Oh, man!
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Even Lily can handle the pain!
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They're temporary.
They come off with water.
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Of course!
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Why didn't I think of that?
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Check it out, dude!
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It hurt so bad, I left my body.
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- Hardcore!
- Nice!
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We're gonna look so cool
on stage!
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Hello, Tall Timbers Park!
Welcome to Beats in the Heat.
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We have a great lineup today,
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featuring Royal Woods'
own Moon Goats!
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Until then, kick back, relax,
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and chill out
with some water sports!
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Water sports?
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Water balloon fight!
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Wow! Look at you,
running around.
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Want a cool-down spritz?
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Agh!
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Face paint! Perfect!
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Good as new!
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There you are!
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Hey, your tattoo.
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- Wasn't the ink darker before?
- Oh, uh...
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I got that special tattoo ink
that changes color in sunlight.
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Oh, didn't know
that was a thing. Cool!
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Hey. We're about
to start the rowboat race.
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I'd love the Moon Goats
to participate.
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It'd make a great photo op
for the newspaper!
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We would, but... it's not good
to ride a boat before a show.
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Wouldn't want to get seasick.
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Don't worry, I always carry
motion sickness gum.
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And I won't take no
for an answer.
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Hey, watch it! You splashed me!
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Are you okay? You've been acting
strange since we got here.
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What? Oh! I'm great!
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It's just, uh, my t-shirt.
It's dry-clean only.
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Eat pond scum, slowpokes!
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Nothing's stopping
Scootsie today!
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Help! I can't swim!
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Somebody jump in and save her!
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I-I-I just ate,
like, five funnel cakes!
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I'm wearing my coolest
and heaviest boots!
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I can't swim!
And she scares me.
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Are one of you hippies
gonna save me or what?!
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Hm?
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Oh...
I guess I'm going in.
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Don't worry, Scoots, I got ya!
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There you go, Scoots.
You're okay.
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I'm wet, is what I am!
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Oh! Ow, ow, ow!
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Oh, no...
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- Are you okay?!
- Yeah.
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Luna, your tattoo...
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I've been lying
to you guys.
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I was totally psyched
to get a tattoo,
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but when I went to make
an appointment
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it looked so painful.
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I couldn't go through with it.
I'm really sorry.
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I should've been honest
with you guys.
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You're not the only one
who needs to apologize.
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I couldn't handle it either.
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Guess you two are
the only hardcore Goats here.
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Actually, I drew mine on
with my mom's eyeliner.
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I got woozy just thinking about
getting a real one.
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Wow. You guys are the worst.
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JK. I chickened out too.
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Wow.
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Okay, in the future,
let's be real with each other,
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no matter what.
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Sounds good. Pinky swear?
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Pinky swear!
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So since none of us
are ready to get a tat,
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what can we do to celebrate
our 100,000th stream?
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We can finally do my idea!
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- Still not happening.
- Aww.
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Why don't we just
do something simple?
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Moon Goats forever!
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Hey guys, check it out!
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Now we all have tattoos!
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Rock on!
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Wow, you guys are handling
the pain much better than me.