1 00:00:06,974 --> 00:00:08,409 ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 2 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:09,743 ♪ Dodging girls like ping pong balls ♪ 3 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:12,180 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 4 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:13,547 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪ 5 00:00:13,647 --> 00:00:14,882 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 6 00:00:14,982 --> 00:00:18,652 ♪ Guy's gotta do what he can to survive ♪ 7 00:00:18,752 --> 00:00:21,255 ♪ In the Loud House, in the Loud House ♪ 8 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:23,057 ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪ 9 00:00:23,157 --> 00:00:24,492 ♪ That's how we show our love ♪ 10 00:00:24,592 --> 00:00:26,394 ♪ In the Loud House, in the Loud House ♪ 11 00:00:26,494 --> 00:00:27,795 ♪ One boy and ten girls ♪ 12 00:00:27,895 --> 00:00:29,830 ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 13 00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:31,899 ♪ Loud House ♪ 14 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,668 ♪ Loud, Loud House ♪ 15 00:00:34,768 --> 00:00:35,936 Poo-Poo! 16 00:00:46,013 --> 00:00:48,582 [heavy rock music playing] 17 00:00:48,682 --> 00:00:50,651 [wailing] 18 00:00:51,985 --> 00:00:53,321 [gasps] 19 00:00:53,421 --> 00:00:55,389 Awesome rehearsal, dudes! 20 00:00:55,489 --> 00:00:58,759 We're gonna crush it at the Beats in the Heat festival! 21 00:00:58,859 --> 00:01:00,361 [phone pings, vibrates] 22 00:01:00,461 --> 00:01:02,730 [gasps] You guys! I just got an alert! 23 00:01:02,830 --> 00:01:04,932 Our video for "Play With My Band" 24 00:01:05,032 --> 00:01:06,967 just hit 100,000 streams! 25 00:01:07,135 --> 00:01:09,170 - [all gasp] - [Mazzy] What?! 26 00:01:09,270 --> 00:01:10,638 - That rocks! - Dude! 27 00:01:10,738 --> 00:01:13,474 Remember what we said we'd do when this happened? 28 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:15,543 Go to Dairyland and have our heads shaved 29 00:01:15,643 --> 00:01:17,311 in front of a live audience? 30 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:18,812 [crowd cheering] 31 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,214 No, dude. 32 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:22,049 You were outvoted three to one. 33 00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:23,617 What we agreed to do 34 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:26,287 was get matching Moon Goat tattoos! Remember? 35 00:01:26,387 --> 00:01:27,788 We even pinky swore. 36 00:01:27,888 --> 00:01:29,623 [all] Oh, yeah! 37 00:01:29,723 --> 00:01:31,925 - Tat Shack it is! - I'm down. 38 00:01:32,025 --> 00:01:35,529 Me too, but last I checked, if you're under 18, 39 00:01:35,629 --> 00:01:37,598 you need a parent with you. 40 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:39,167 No prob. 41 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:40,668 Let's talk to our parents tonight 42 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:42,636 and I'll make an appointment for tomorrow. 43 00:01:42,736 --> 00:01:43,537 How's 4:00? 44 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:45,373 - Yeah! - So stoked! 45 00:01:45,473 --> 00:01:47,941 [tattoo gun buzzing] 46 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:49,877 Whoa! 47 00:01:49,977 --> 00:01:52,780 Excuse me, I'd like to make an appointment? 48 00:01:53,747 --> 00:01:57,651 Whoa! You got your face tattooed on the back of your head? 49 00:01:57,751 --> 00:01:59,953 Cool, right? Anyway, what brings you in? 50 00:02:00,188 --> 00:02:03,257 Uh, can you take four people tomorrow at 4:00? 51 00:02:03,691 --> 00:02:06,194 [pained grunting] Luna! 52 00:02:06,294 --> 00:02:08,562 Fancy seeing you at the Tat Shack! 53 00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:11,198 Hey, Chunk! Yeah, me and the Moon Goats 54 00:02:11,199 --> 00:02:13,367 are getting our first tattoos! 55 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:17,204 Ah, I remember getting my first tattoo. 56 00:02:17,205 --> 00:02:18,406 This beaut here. 57 00:02:18,506 --> 00:02:21,909 It symbolizes me love of rock 'n' roll! 58 00:02:22,009 --> 00:02:23,210 Sick! 59 00:02:23,211 --> 00:02:24,445 It hurt a bit at first, 60 00:02:24,545 --> 00:02:26,480 but I just bit down on me nose ring 61 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:28,382 until I could see straight again. 62 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:29,517 [whimpering] 63 00:02:29,617 --> 00:02:31,051 And here's me mum! 64 00:02:31,219 --> 00:02:35,323 I had her inked over my heart, 'cause I love her so much! 65 00:02:35,423 --> 00:02:38,225 - Didn't hurt a bit. - Phew! 66 00:02:38,226 --> 00:02:39,927 Once I blacked out, that is. 67 00:02:40,027 --> 00:02:41,629 That bad, huh? 68 00:02:41,729 --> 00:02:43,564 Ah, don't stress. 69 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:45,533 The pain isn't too bad. 70 00:02:45,633 --> 00:02:47,501 Unless you get one on your arm. 71 00:02:47,601 --> 00:02:49,270 Or your legs. Or stomach. 72 00:02:49,370 --> 00:02:52,139 Oh! Or your back. Or your skin. 73 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:55,242 Come to think of it, I suppose the only place it doesn't hurt 74 00:02:55,243 --> 00:02:57,311 to get a tattoo is on someone else! 75 00:02:57,411 --> 00:02:59,146 Now hold still, Chunk man. 76 00:02:59,247 --> 00:03:00,848 I gotta finish! 77 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:05,319 [hesitantly] You don't seem in pain right now. 78 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:07,921 Oh, that's just 'cause I left me body. 79 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:09,557 Hello, mate! 80 00:03:09,657 --> 00:03:11,359 I come up here when the pain 81 00:03:11,459 --> 00:03:13,294 gets really unbearable. 82 00:03:14,295 --> 00:03:16,664 Great. Uh, uh, uh, cool. 83 00:03:16,764 --> 00:03:18,065 Cancel my appointment. 84 00:03:18,165 --> 00:03:20,668 I-I just remembered I'm busy tomorrow. 85 00:03:20,768 --> 00:03:22,703 Was it something I said? 86 00:03:23,304 --> 00:03:26,374 Ooh, getting close to the spine. I can't watch. 87 00:03:27,408 --> 00:03:30,010 What am I gonna do? I can't go back on a pinky swear, 88 00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:32,846 but you guys know I have a low pain threshold! 89 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:34,715 I passed out when I got these earrings! 90 00:03:34,815 --> 00:03:37,017 And they're clip-ons! Ah! 91 00:03:37,117 --> 00:03:40,721 Relax. Dad will never let you get a tattoo anyway. 92 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:42,490 You can blame it on him. 93 00:03:42,590 --> 00:03:43,924 You're right! 94 00:03:44,024 --> 00:03:47,194 He'll say no and that'll be the end of the story. 95 00:03:47,295 --> 00:03:48,529 Hey, kids! 96 00:03:48,629 --> 00:03:51,131 Oh, I ran into your band as they were leaving, 97 00:03:51,299 --> 00:03:54,167 and they spilled the beans about the tattoo. 98 00:03:54,302 --> 00:03:57,605 - Yeah, I understand-- - Don't worry, I'm cool with it! 99 00:03:57,705 --> 00:03:58,839 Wait, what? 100 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:00,374 In fact, while I'm with you, 101 00:04:00,474 --> 00:04:02,876 I may even get a Doo Dads tat. 102 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:05,479 Here's a mock-up. When I flex, it looks like it's ringing! 103 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,848 Ha! It's gonna be so cool! 104 00:04:08,449 --> 00:04:09,617 [anxiously] Oh! 105 00:04:09,717 --> 00:04:12,853 Here's an idea: stop being such a weenie. 106 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:14,522 Pain is in the mind! 107 00:04:14,622 --> 00:04:16,223 We have to toughen you up! 108 00:04:16,324 --> 00:04:17,558 That's a great idea. 109 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:18,959 Maybe if you can handle 110 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:21,629 other painful situations, you'll be less afraid. 111 00:04:21,729 --> 00:04:24,365 [gulps] Painful situations? 112 00:04:24,465 --> 00:04:26,600 [rock music playing] 113 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:28,902 - [thudding] - [grunting] 114 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:32,339 You gotta let yourself get hit! That's the whole point! 115 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:33,441 Ow! 116 00:04:33,974 --> 00:04:35,809 You did it! One down! 117 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:37,110 By my calculations, 118 00:04:37,210 --> 00:04:39,380 a tattoo covering this much surface area 119 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:41,114 should take roughly 93 minutes, 120 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:44,051 which is equivalent of 62 ball hits... 121 00:04:44,151 --> 00:04:45,353 Okay, okay. 122 00:04:45,453 --> 00:04:46,487 I can do this. 123 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:47,721 ...per second. 124 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:48,789 Uh, what? 125 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:50,190 [rock music playing] 126 00:04:50,358 --> 00:04:51,959 [yelling, wincing] 127 00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:54,862 Where ya going? No pain, no gain! 128 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:57,365 This is an authentic reproduction of the corsets 129 00:04:57,465 --> 00:05:00,701 worn by the Salem witches as they faced their doom. 130 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,670 It's actually pretty comfy, dude! 131 00:05:02,770 --> 00:05:04,538 Ow! [pained groaning] 132 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:06,707 Spoke too soon... 133 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,776 Crushing ribs... 134 00:05:08,876 --> 00:05:10,378 Uncle! 135 00:05:11,111 --> 00:05:12,245 [crash] 136 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:15,215 Nothing hurts more than a bite from a fire ant. 137 00:05:15,383 --> 00:05:16,517 Okay, guys. 138 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:17,785 You know what to do. 139 00:05:17,885 --> 00:05:21,154 [military style marching music playing] 140 00:05:21,254 --> 00:05:22,956 - [squeaks] - Gah! It hurts! 141 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:25,526 Get these creepy crawlies off me, man! 142 00:05:25,626 --> 00:05:27,227 He didn't even bite you yet! 143 00:05:27,395 --> 00:05:29,697 Now you've insulted his whole family. 144 00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:31,432 They're not gonna like that. 145 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:34,001 [screams] 146 00:05:34,568 --> 00:05:37,805 Take a deep breath and imagine your happy place. 147 00:05:37,905 --> 00:05:40,541 For me, it's the mall on Black Friday. 148 00:05:40,641 --> 00:05:44,478 Everything is on clearance and I have gift card. 149 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:46,079 [breathes deeply] 150 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:49,750 Okay, now I want you to keep holding that thought. 151 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:52,486 Just keep holding it... 152 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:54,287 And... 153 00:05:54,755 --> 00:05:56,590 - [Luna screams] - [alarm rings] 154 00:05:58,291 --> 00:06:01,228 [panting] Oh, I can't do it! 155 00:06:01,328 --> 00:06:04,432 I love my band but I hate pain even more! 156 00:06:04,532 --> 00:06:08,035 I'm just gonna have to tell them that the pact is off. 157 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:11,438 Hmm... Maybe they don't want tattoos either! 158 00:06:11,439 --> 00:06:14,942 Maybe they'll even thank me for letting them off the hook! 159 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,044 Wait a second. 160 00:06:17,144 --> 00:06:19,246 Y-you all got them already? 161 00:06:19,346 --> 00:06:21,849 Of course! We pinky swore! 162 00:06:21,949 --> 00:06:24,251 Sorry I didn't wait to get it together. 163 00:06:24,351 --> 00:06:26,186 My mom could only go this morning. 164 00:06:26,286 --> 00:06:28,989 Yeah, same! I had to go at noon with my dad. 165 00:06:29,089 --> 00:06:30,157 I got mine at the mall. 166 00:06:30,257 --> 00:06:31,992 My mom was going to get yoga pants 167 00:06:32,092 --> 00:06:33,894 and didn't wanna make two trips. 168 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:35,729 [laughs nervously] Awesome. 169 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:37,965 Man, I can't wait to get mine. 170 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:41,001 Unfortunately, my, uh, dad had to bail today 171 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:43,637 'cause a linguini fight broke out at the restaurant. 172 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:46,306 Cheese everywhere! But I'll reschedule ASAP. 173 00:06:46,474 --> 00:06:48,676 See you guys at Beats in the Heat! 174 00:06:49,477 --> 00:06:52,012 Ugh! I can't believe I'm the only one 175 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:54,014 too scared to get a tattoo. 176 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:56,116 I can't believe you thought a linguini fight 177 00:06:56,216 --> 00:06:57,918 was a good cover story. 178 00:06:58,018 --> 00:07:00,253 I have no choice but to leave town, 179 00:07:00,488 --> 00:07:04,625 disappear, and work the counter at a roadside diner. 180 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:06,093 Luna, look! 181 00:07:06,193 --> 00:07:07,895 Wock 'n' woll! 182 00:07:07,995 --> 00:07:08,996 Oh, man! 183 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:10,998 Even Lily can handle the pain! 184 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:13,701 They're temporary. They come off with water. 185 00:07:13,801 --> 00:07:15,268 [gasps] Of course! 186 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:16,970 Why didn't I think of that? 187 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:20,007 [upbeat music playing] 188 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:22,242 Check it out, dude! 189 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:26,279 It hurt so bad, I left my body. 190 00:07:26,379 --> 00:07:27,781 - Hardcore! - Nice! 191 00:07:27,881 --> 00:07:30,417 We're gonna look so cool on stage! 192 00:07:30,518 --> 00:07:34,254 Hello, Tall Timbers Park! Welcome to Beats in the Heat. 193 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:36,356 We have a great lineup today, 194 00:07:36,524 --> 00:07:39,660 featuring Royal Woods' own Moon Goats! 195 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:41,294 [air horn sound effect] 196 00:07:41,394 --> 00:07:43,130 Until then, kick back, relax, 197 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:45,799 and chill out with some water sports! 198 00:07:45,899 --> 00:07:47,768 Water sports? [winces] 199 00:07:47,868 --> 00:07:49,169 [dramatic music playing] 200 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:50,871 Water balloon fight! 201 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:53,607 [dramatic rock music playing] 202 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:56,877 [exclaiming] 203 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:04,752 Wow! Look at you, running around. 204 00:08:04,852 --> 00:08:06,787 Want a cool-down spritz? 205 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:08,255 Agh! 206 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:10,824 [screams] 207 00:08:11,391 --> 00:08:12,793 [crackling] 208 00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:13,794 [groans] 209 00:08:14,795 --> 00:08:15,896 [gasps] 210 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:20,568 Face paint! Perfect! 211 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,003 Good as new! 212 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:25,238 There you are! 213 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:26,573 Hey, your tattoo. 214 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:29,009 - Wasn't the ink darker before? - Oh, uh... 215 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:32,746 I got that special tattoo ink that changes color in sunlight. 216 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:35,248 Oh, didn't know that was a thing. Cool! 217 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:37,985 Hey. We're about to start the rowboat race. 218 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:40,153 I'd love the Moon Goats to participate. 219 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:43,724 It'd make a great photo op for the newspaper! 220 00:08:43,824 --> 00:08:47,394 We would, but... it's not good to ride a boat before a show. 221 00:08:47,494 --> 00:08:48,962 Wouldn't want to get seasick. 222 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:52,265 Don't worry, I always carry motion sickness gum. 223 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,835 And I won't take no for an answer. 224 00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:56,804 [gulps] 225 00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:58,939 [horn blows] 226 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:01,141 Hey, watch it! You splashed me! 227 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:05,012 Are you okay? You've been acting strange since we got here. 228 00:09:05,112 --> 00:09:06,614 What? Oh! I'm great! 229 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:09,783 It's just, uh, my t-shirt. It's dry-clean only. 230 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,419 - [engine revving] - [laughing maniacally] 231 00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:14,622 Eat pond scum, slowpokes! 232 00:09:14,722 --> 00:09:17,190 Nothing's stopping Scootsie today! 233 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:19,426 [yelling] 234 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:22,195 Help! I can't swim! 235 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:23,831 Somebody jump in and save her! 236 00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:26,433 I-I-I just ate, like, five funnel cakes! 237 00:09:26,533 --> 00:09:28,802 I'm wearing my coolest and heaviest boots! 238 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:31,538 I can't swim! And she scares me. 239 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:35,408 Are one of you hippies gonna save me or what?! 240 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:37,811 Hm? [whimpers] 241 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:41,214 Oh... I guess I'm going in. 242 00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:43,651 Don't worry, Scoots, I got ya! 243 00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:48,021 [grunts] There you go, Scoots. You're okay. 244 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:50,223 I'm wet, is what I am! 245 00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:52,693 Oh! Ow, ow, ow! 246 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:54,928 Oh, no... 247 00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:58,098 - Are you okay?! - [sighs] Yeah. 248 00:09:58,198 --> 00:10:00,133 Luna, your tattoo... 249 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:01,601 I've been lying to you guys. 250 00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:03,503 I was totally psyched to get a tattoo, 251 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,205 but when I went to make an appointment 252 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:06,606 it looked so painful. 253 00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:09,276 I couldn't go through with it. I'm really sorry. 254 00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:11,411 I should've been honest with you guys. 255 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:15,615 [groans] You're not the only one who needs to apologize. 256 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,352 - [gasps] - I couldn't handle it either. 257 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,989 Guess you two are the only hardcore Goats here. 258 00:10:22,089 --> 00:10:25,693 Actually, I drew mine on with my mom's eyeliner. 259 00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:28,628 I got woozy just thinking about getting a real one. 260 00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:31,865 Wow. You guys are the worst. 261 00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:34,802 JK. I chickened out too. 262 00:10:35,703 --> 00:10:37,805 - [laughter] - Wow. 263 00:10:37,905 --> 00:10:41,074 Okay, in the future, let's be real with each other, 264 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:42,309 no matter what. 265 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:44,111 Sounds good. Pinky swear? 266 00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:46,113 [all] Pinky swear! 267 00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:48,916 So since none of us are ready to get a tat, 268 00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:52,352 what can we do to celebrate our 100,000th stream? 269 00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:54,955 [gasps] We can finally do my idea! 270 00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:56,289 [whimsical fanfare] 271 00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:58,191 [crowd cheering] 272 00:10:58,291 --> 00:10:59,993 - Still not happening. - Aww. 273 00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:02,963 Why don't we just do something simple? 274 00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:04,731 [giggling] 275 00:11:04,732 --> 00:11:06,633 [bright tinkling] 276 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:09,937 [Mazzy] Moon Goats forever! 277 00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:13,106 - [rock music playing] - [cheering, whooping] 278 00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:14,507 Hey guys, check it out! 279 00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:16,309 Now we all have tattoos! 280 00:11:16,744 --> 00:11:18,746 Rock on! [winces] 281 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:22,115 Wow, you guys are handling the pain much better than me.