1 00:00:02,795 --> 00:00:04,073 - ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 2 00:00:04,176 --> 00:00:05,833 ♪ Dodging girls like ping pong balls ♪ 3 00:00:05,936 --> 00:00:07,317 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 4 00:00:07,421 --> 00:00:08,732 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles 5 00:00:08,836 --> 00:00:10,631 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 6 00:00:10,734 --> 00:00:14,083 ♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪ 7 00:00:14,186 --> 00:00:15,153 - ♪ In the Loud house 8 00:00:15,256 --> 00:00:16,602 ♪ In the Loud house 9 00:00:16,706 --> 00:00:17,741 - ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪ 10 00:00:17,845 --> 00:00:19,502 ♪ Is how we show our love 11 00:00:19,605 --> 00:00:21,538 - ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪ 12 00:00:21,642 --> 00:00:23,023 - ♪ One boy and ten girls 13 00:00:23,126 --> 00:00:25,025 ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 14 00:00:25,128 --> 00:00:28,166 - ♪ Loud Loud Loud 15 00:00:28,269 --> 00:00:29,753 ♪ Loud house 16 00:00:29,857 --> 00:00:30,789 - Poo-poo. 17 00:00:32,342 --> 00:00:35,242 [rock music] 18 00:00:35,345 --> 00:00:40,040 ♪ 19 00:00:41,420 --> 00:00:42,801 [clothing rustles] 20 00:00:44,354 --> 00:00:45,459 - Really? 21 00:00:45,562 --> 00:00:47,012 [laughter] 22 00:00:47,116 --> 00:00:48,186 [bell rings] 23 00:00:51,775 --> 00:00:53,915 Oh, real original! 24 00:00:54,019 --> 00:00:55,227 [laughter] 25 00:00:55,331 --> 00:00:56,642 [bell rings] 26 00:00:58,265 --> 00:01:00,370 [flatulence] 27 00:01:00,474 --> 00:01:02,200 That's real mature! 28 00:01:02,303 --> 00:01:03,511 [laughter] 29 00:01:03,615 --> 00:01:04,926 [bell rings] 30 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,655 [laughter] 31 00:01:09,759 --> 00:01:12,969 All right, that's it! 32 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,453 [bell rings] 33 00:01:14,557 --> 00:01:16,490 - So you really confronted that bully? 34 00:01:16,593 --> 00:01:19,838 - That's right. I said to meet me at 3:30 in front of my house 35 00:01:19,941 --> 00:01:21,736 and we're gonna settle this. 36 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:23,669 - Whoa! You're gonna fight? 37 00:01:23,773 --> 00:01:25,326 - I'm not an animal, Clyde. 38 00:01:25,430 --> 00:01:28,433 I'm going to deliver a strongly worded speech... 39 00:01:28,536 --> 00:01:29,951 as soon as I write it. 40 00:01:30,055 --> 00:01:32,161 - Looks like that bully left you a note of their own. 41 00:01:32,264 --> 00:01:34,542 - Huh? 42 00:01:34,646 --> 00:01:37,027 "Lame-O." 43 00:01:37,131 --> 00:01:39,513 - [sniffs] Ooh, watermelon lime! 44 00:01:39,616 --> 00:01:41,204 - Better not let my sisters see this, 45 00:01:41,308 --> 00:01:42,861 'cause then they'll want to get involved 46 00:01:42,964 --> 00:01:45,035 and make things worse, the way they always do. 47 00:01:45,139 --> 00:01:47,348 - I don't know, maybe they'd be helpful. 48 00:01:47,452 --> 00:01:49,695 Your sister Lori gives great advice. 49 00:01:49,799 --> 00:01:52,526 She told me to never be myself. 50 00:01:52,629 --> 00:01:54,355 I love that woman. 51 00:01:54,459 --> 00:01:55,460 - Aw, Clyde. 52 00:01:55,563 --> 00:01:57,324 Sweet, innocent Clyde. 53 00:01:57,427 --> 00:02:01,431 He has no idea what it's like to have ten meddling sisters. 54 00:02:01,535 --> 00:02:02,501 [grunts] 55 00:02:02,605 --> 00:02:05,366 [upbeat music] 56 00:02:05,470 --> 00:02:08,128 [machinery whirs and buzzes] 57 00:02:08,231 --> 00:02:11,234 ♪ 58 00:02:11,338 --> 00:02:14,479 [muffled shouts] 59 00:02:14,582 --> 00:02:15,721 Phew! 60 00:02:15,825 --> 00:02:17,723 - Here comes the airplane! 61 00:02:17,827 --> 00:02:19,242 Oopsie! - Ah! 62 00:02:19,346 --> 00:02:22,935 It burns! 63 00:02:23,039 --> 00:02:25,248 And that was just a paper cut. 64 00:02:25,352 --> 00:02:27,112 - Well, then you better get that gum out. 65 00:02:27,216 --> 00:02:29,701 You want to look intimidating for that bully. 66 00:02:29,804 --> 00:02:32,497 - I was born intimidating. 67 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:33,946 Ew, ew, gross. 68 00:02:34,050 --> 00:02:35,120 - You know, peanut butter will get that gum out. 69 00:02:35,224 --> 00:02:36,846 - Should I use chunky or smooth? 70 00:02:36,949 --> 00:02:39,089 - Well, if you use chunky, you're gonna 71 00:02:39,193 --> 00:02:41,506 have to use smooth to get the chunks out. 72 00:02:41,609 --> 00:02:43,163 - Good point. Thanks, pal. 73 00:02:43,266 --> 00:02:46,166 [dramatic music] 74 00:02:46,269 --> 00:02:49,962 ♪ 75 00:02:50,066 --> 00:02:52,689 The National Weather Service reports clear skies 76 00:02:52,793 --> 00:02:55,244 with only a 20% chance of meddling sisters. 77 00:02:55,347 --> 00:02:59,282 But we advise keeping your umbrella handy. 78 00:02:59,386 --> 00:03:01,526 Shh. 79 00:03:01,629 --> 00:03:02,768 [toy squeaks] 80 00:03:06,289 --> 00:03:08,049 [toy whistles] 81 00:03:08,153 --> 00:03:09,706 - Shh. 82 00:03:09,810 --> 00:03:12,261 - Shh. 83 00:03:12,364 --> 00:03:13,503 - Hold it right there! 84 00:03:13,607 --> 00:03:15,850 He wore cargo shorts on your date? 85 00:03:15,954 --> 00:03:18,957 That is literally the worst thing I have ever heard. 86 00:03:19,060 --> 00:03:22,063 - Phew! 87 00:03:22,167 --> 00:03:24,721 Peanut butter, peanut butter, where's the peanut butter? 88 00:03:24,825 --> 00:03:27,207 - [humming melody] Hey, bro. 89 00:03:27,310 --> 00:03:29,381 - Oh, hey, Luna, what's the haps? 90 00:03:29,485 --> 00:03:30,934 - Rad way to chill out, bro. 91 00:03:31,038 --> 00:03:32,833 - Right? Totally rad. 92 00:03:32,936 --> 00:03:35,249 - Hey, hook me up with some pudding. 93 00:03:37,286 --> 00:03:38,252 - Gross! 94 00:03:41,462 --> 00:03:43,913 - Thanks. Stay cool. 95 00:03:48,262 --> 00:03:51,369 - Peanut butter! 96 00:03:51,472 --> 00:03:56,684 Ah, why do people put empty jars back in the fridge? 97 00:03:56,788 --> 00:03:58,168 I need a plan B. 98 00:03:58,272 --> 00:03:59,480 - Socks and sandals? 99 00:03:59,584 --> 00:04:00,792 Cut it out. 100 00:04:00,895 --> 00:04:03,001 - "Cut it out." That's it! 101 00:04:03,104 --> 00:04:04,658 - Now that is literally the worst thing 102 00:04:04,761 --> 00:04:06,591 I have ever heard. 103 00:04:06,694 --> 00:04:15,841 ♪ 104 00:04:15,945 --> 00:04:17,533 - Hey, Luan. - Hey, Lincoln. 105 00:04:17,636 --> 00:04:18,844 What do you think of this joke? 106 00:04:18,948 --> 00:04:22,227 If I were you, I'd go for the baboon. 107 00:04:22,331 --> 00:04:23,642 - I don't get it. - Oh, well, 108 00:04:23,746 --> 00:04:24,885 that's just the punch line. 109 00:04:24,988 --> 00:04:27,508 I still got to think of the setup. 110 00:04:27,612 --> 00:04:32,375 ♪ 111 00:04:32,479 --> 00:04:35,516 - Lincoln, honey, I need you to take out the trash! 112 00:04:35,620 --> 00:04:36,897 - Okay, Mom, five minutes! 113 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,968 - Not five minutes, now! 114 00:04:39,071 --> 00:04:41,073 - I will, just give me three minutes. 115 00:04:41,177 --> 00:04:42,730 - Lincoln, listen to your mother! 116 00:04:42,834 --> 00:04:44,145 - [groans] 117 00:04:44,249 --> 00:04:48,322 ♪ 118 00:04:48,426 --> 00:04:51,670 [groans] 119 00:04:51,774 --> 00:04:53,672 - Hey, Lincoln, is my desk lamp in there? 120 00:04:53,776 --> 00:04:55,087 I can't find it anywhere. 121 00:04:55,191 --> 00:04:57,745 - Nope, have you tried looking on your desk? 122 00:04:57,849 --> 00:04:59,989 - So smart. 123 00:05:00,092 --> 00:05:01,508 What's up with that hat? 124 00:05:01,611 --> 00:05:02,716 - Oh, this? 125 00:05:02,819 --> 00:05:04,200 These are all the rage right now. 126 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:07,134 I'm surprised you didn't know. 127 00:05:07,237 --> 00:05:08,653 - Hm. 128 00:05:08,756 --> 00:05:10,379 - Phew! 129 00:05:10,482 --> 00:05:11,863 - Greetings, human. 130 00:05:11,966 --> 00:05:15,107 There's Liquidambar Styraciflua in your follicular area. 131 00:05:15,211 --> 00:05:16,661 - A what in my who now? 132 00:05:16,764 --> 00:05:18,145 - You've got gum in your hair. 133 00:05:18,248 --> 00:05:20,216 - Oh, yes, I'm sure it's just-- 134 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,701 - I assume that being of average intelligence, 135 00:05:22,805 --> 00:05:24,462 you didn't place it there yourself. 136 00:05:24,565 --> 00:05:28,397 Therefore I can only deduce that someone has been picking on you. 137 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:29,984 - Lisa, please, you can't tell. 138 00:05:30,088 --> 00:05:31,469 I don't want everyone getting involved. 139 00:05:31,572 --> 00:05:33,885 - Don't worry, I do not have enough room in my brain 140 00:05:33,988 --> 00:05:36,266 for this kind of tomfoolery. 141 00:05:36,370 --> 00:05:37,578 - Phew! 142 00:05:39,891 --> 00:05:40,754 [overlapping chatter] 143 00:05:40,857 --> 00:05:41,962 [scissors snip] 144 00:05:42,065 --> 00:05:43,584 - You're being picked on. 145 00:05:43,688 --> 00:05:46,553 - Lisa, I thought you weren't going to say anything. 146 00:05:46,656 --> 00:05:48,658 - No, what I said was 147 00:05:48,762 --> 00:05:50,660 I did not have room in my brain for your secret. 148 00:05:50,764 --> 00:05:53,283 Hence, I removed it and transferred it to Lynn, 149 00:05:53,387 --> 00:05:56,045 whose brain apparently has ample room. 150 00:05:56,148 --> 00:05:57,978 - Thanks. Hey! 151 00:05:58,081 --> 00:05:59,876 - So, you are being picked on. 152 00:05:59,980 --> 00:06:01,084 - Of course not. 153 00:06:01,188 --> 00:06:02,707 - Then what's that? 154 00:06:02,810 --> 00:06:04,916 - That's just my gum. 155 00:06:05,019 --> 00:06:08,678 Mm! Watermelon lime. 156 00:06:08,782 --> 00:06:10,784 And hair. [retches] 157 00:06:10,887 --> 00:06:12,786 [overlapping chatter] 158 00:06:12,889 --> 00:06:15,754 Guys, guys, please stay out of this! 159 00:06:15,858 --> 00:06:17,135 You'll only make it worse. 160 00:06:17,238 --> 00:06:19,379 - If by worse you mean better, I agree. 161 00:06:19,482 --> 00:06:21,484 - You should go straight to the school principal. 162 00:06:21,588 --> 00:06:24,038 - Forget that. You should literally text 163 00:06:24,142 --> 00:06:26,524 an embarrassing picture of him to all his friends. 164 00:06:26,627 --> 00:06:28,802 - I'm gonna write an insult comedy routine 165 00:06:28,905 --> 00:06:31,252 that'll leave him in tears. 166 00:06:31,356 --> 00:06:33,979 - [shouts] Basic stealth ninja kick. 167 00:06:34,083 --> 00:06:35,567 That's how you're gonna take him down. 168 00:06:35,671 --> 00:06:37,051 - [groans] 169 00:06:37,155 --> 00:06:39,364 Well, folks, the National Weather Service 170 00:06:39,468 --> 00:06:42,954 has just released a category one sisternado watch. 171 00:06:43,057 --> 00:06:44,473 We advise boarding up your windows 172 00:06:44,576 --> 00:06:47,407 and preparing your emergency supplies. 173 00:06:47,510 --> 00:06:51,341 - That's the camel clutch, another good option for you. 174 00:06:51,445 --> 00:06:53,067 - Well, look, I don't need any-- 175 00:06:53,171 --> 00:06:54,759 - We'll start with some basic dumb jokes. 176 00:06:54,862 --> 00:06:57,831 Like, you're so dumb you locked yourself inside your car. 177 00:06:57,934 --> 00:06:59,867 That kind of thing. - Oh, I know! 178 00:06:59,971 --> 00:07:01,213 I'll invite him to a tea party 179 00:07:01,317 --> 00:07:04,251 and make him use the chipped cup. 180 00:07:04,354 --> 00:07:08,393 I'm so evil, sometimes I scare even me. 181 00:07:08,497 --> 00:07:11,120 - What are you doing? - Surprise mime attack! 182 00:07:11,223 --> 00:07:12,984 I invented that one myself. 183 00:07:13,087 --> 00:07:15,296 - Lynn, I'm not going to fight. I-- 184 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:17,885 - Ugh! Fine, I'll take care of this myself. 185 00:07:17,989 --> 00:07:19,818 - You should do this. 186 00:07:19,922 --> 00:07:21,026 [cymbals crash] 187 00:07:21,130 --> 00:07:23,650 His ears'll be ringing for days. 188 00:07:23,753 --> 00:07:26,446 - Ugly jokes are always good too, like you're so ugly 189 00:07:26,549 --> 00:07:28,931 you have to trick or treat over the phone. 190 00:07:29,034 --> 00:07:30,070 - What? 191 00:07:30,173 --> 00:07:31,796 - Look, I found him. 192 00:07:31,899 --> 00:07:34,074 - How dare you bully our brother. 193 00:07:34,177 --> 00:07:37,215 Only we get to do that. 194 00:07:37,318 --> 00:07:40,494 - Smush your watermelon lime gum in his hair, Lincoln. 195 00:07:40,598 --> 00:07:43,117 Fine, I'll do it. - Wait, stop! 196 00:07:43,221 --> 00:07:44,533 This guy isn't my enemy. 197 00:07:44,636 --> 00:07:47,432 Although thanks to you he probably will be now. 198 00:07:47,536 --> 00:07:50,504 - [growls] - Oh, why are you still here? 199 00:07:50,608 --> 00:07:52,195 - I can't believe I almost wasted 200 00:07:52,299 --> 00:07:55,233 perfectly good gum on him. 201 00:07:55,336 --> 00:07:57,097 - I'll go get another boy. 202 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:58,685 - No! Lynn, stop! 203 00:07:58,788 --> 00:08:00,341 It's not even a boy! 204 00:08:00,445 --> 00:08:01,411 - Is it a dog? 205 00:08:01,515 --> 00:08:04,035 - [sighs] It's a girl. 206 00:08:04,138 --> 00:08:05,726 [girls gasp] 207 00:08:05,830 --> 00:08:08,315 [girls squeal] 208 00:08:08,418 --> 00:08:10,351 What? 209 00:08:10,455 --> 00:08:12,906 - Normally I don't care for inane human emotions, 210 00:08:13,009 --> 00:08:15,322 but... [squeals] 211 00:08:15,425 --> 00:08:18,705 - Lincoln, why didn't you tell us you had a girlfriend? 212 00:08:18,808 --> 00:08:21,639 - She sounds so pretty. - What is happening? 213 00:08:21,742 --> 00:08:25,608 - When a girl picks on you, that only ever means one thing, 214 00:08:25,712 --> 00:08:27,541 she likes you. 215 00:08:27,645 --> 00:08:31,269 [girls squeal] - That's ridiculous. 216 00:08:31,372 --> 00:08:33,513 She shoved a sandwich down my pants. 217 00:08:33,616 --> 00:08:36,377 I was picking sesame seeds out of my butt for days. 218 00:08:36,481 --> 00:08:37,896 - Aww! - So romantic. 219 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,311 - That's a classic. 220 00:08:39,415 --> 00:08:41,693 - You guys are nuts. She hates me. 221 00:08:41,797 --> 00:08:43,937 I'm gonna meet her today and give her a piece of my mind. 222 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:46,526 - You need to give her a piece of your heart instead. 223 00:08:46,629 --> 00:08:49,943 - What? - I think he needs to kiss her. 224 00:08:50,046 --> 00:08:51,013 - What? - Kiss her! 225 00:08:51,116 --> 00:08:54,361 [overlapping chatter] 226 00:08:54,464 --> 00:08:56,777 - This just in from the National weather Service, 227 00:08:56,881 --> 00:08:58,089 the sisternado watch 228 00:08:58,192 --> 00:09:00,229 has been upgraded to a sisternado warning. 229 00:09:00,332 --> 00:09:02,127 Take cover immediately! 230 00:09:02,231 --> 00:09:04,405 - Kiss her! Kiss her! - [screams] 231 00:09:04,509 --> 00:09:08,306 - Kiss her! Kiss her! Kiss her! 232 00:09:08,409 --> 00:09:11,067 - Mayday! Mayday! Clyde, do you copy? 233 00:09:11,171 --> 00:09:13,414 - Roger, I mean this is Clyde, not Roger, 234 00:09:13,518 --> 00:09:15,555 but yeah, roger, it's Clyde. 235 00:09:15,658 --> 00:09:17,867 - My sisters have lost their minds. 236 00:09:17,971 --> 00:09:19,248 They think the bully likes me. 237 00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:21,802 They want me to kiss her! 238 00:09:21,906 --> 00:09:24,184 - I don't know. Maybe they're right, Lincoln. 239 00:09:24,287 --> 00:09:26,048 - My sisters are never right. 240 00:09:26,151 --> 00:09:27,152 All they do is meddle. 241 00:09:27,256 --> 00:09:28,498 - They're girls, Lincoln. 242 00:09:28,602 --> 00:09:30,742 They know more about these things then we do. 243 00:09:30,846 --> 00:09:32,261 It's a scientific fact. 244 00:09:32,364 --> 00:09:35,989 - Yeah, but there's no way that--wow, me? 245 00:09:36,092 --> 00:09:37,542 You really think she might like me? 246 00:09:37,646 --> 00:09:38,716 How would I know? 247 00:09:38,819 --> 00:09:40,614 - There's only one way to find out. 248 00:09:40,718 --> 00:09:43,686 - Kiss her! Kiss her! - Hold it! 249 00:09:43,790 --> 00:09:47,656 So am I going to kiss this girl or what? 250 00:09:47,759 --> 00:09:49,899 [girls squeal] 251 00:09:50,003 --> 00:09:52,488 - Again... [squeals] 252 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,214 [watch beeps] - It's 3:30. 253 00:09:54,317 --> 00:09:56,181 Lola, lip balm. 254 00:09:56,285 --> 00:09:58,736 Lana, breath mint. 255 00:09:58,839 --> 00:10:00,220 Let's do this. 256 00:10:00,323 --> 00:10:01,773 - Go get her, Romeo. 257 00:10:01,877 --> 00:10:03,292 - You so got this, little bro. 258 00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:05,052 - Aw, our little Lincoln. 259 00:10:05,156 --> 00:10:08,711 - All grown up. [blows nose] 260 00:10:08,815 --> 00:10:10,126 - All the bridesmaids 261 00:10:10,230 --> 00:10:11,369 should wear these hats at Lincoln's wedding. 262 00:10:11,472 --> 00:10:13,095 These are all the rage right now. 263 00:10:13,198 --> 00:10:17,202 [groovy music] 264 00:10:17,306 --> 00:10:19,204 [Lincoln smooches] girls: Aww! 265 00:10:19,308 --> 00:10:20,447 [punch thuds] 266 00:10:20,550 --> 00:10:22,449 girls: Ooh! 267 00:10:25,210 --> 00:10:27,040 - Sorry, buddy, our bad. 268 00:10:27,143 --> 00:10:28,317 - Well, at least you gave it a shot. 269 00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:29,318 - I'll get some ice for that shiner. 270 00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:30,940 - X-ray machine, stat. 271 00:10:31,044 --> 00:10:32,562 - I'm really sorry, Lincoln. [overlapping chatter] 272 00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:35,117 - Sorry, Lincoln. - Quiet! 273 00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:37,119 Every time you guys butt into my life, 274 00:10:37,222 --> 00:10:38,327 you make things worse. 275 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:40,225 Well, guess what. Never again! 276 00:10:40,329 --> 00:10:42,883 No more meddling! 277 00:10:42,987 --> 00:10:43,884 [door closes] 278 00:10:45,506 --> 00:10:47,094 I knew it all along. 279 00:10:47,198 --> 00:10:48,648 I should never have listened to them. 280 00:10:48,751 --> 00:10:51,789 My sisters are always wrong. - [whistles] 281 00:10:51,892 --> 00:10:53,411 - Huh? 282 00:10:57,553 --> 00:10:59,728 "Sorry, Lame-O. Here's my number. 283 00:10:59,831 --> 00:11:02,282 Text me"? 284 00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:11,049 "For your eye. XOXO, Ronnie Anne." 285 00:11:11,153 --> 00:11:14,501 Okay, maybe just this one time my sisters were right. 286 00:11:14,604 --> 00:11:15,813 But don't tell them that! 287 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:20,300 [upbeat rock music] 288 00:11:20,403 --> 00:11:25,339 ♪ 289 00:11:25,443 --> 00:11:27,272 - The Loud Family trophy case. 290 00:11:27,376 --> 00:11:28,515 My sisters have done some pretty 291 00:11:28,618 --> 00:11:30,310 impressive stuff to get in here. 292 00:11:30,413 --> 00:11:32,036 There are Lynn's soccer trophies, 293 00:11:32,139 --> 00:11:33,347 Lola's pageant crowns, 294 00:11:33,451 --> 00:11:35,453 Lisa's Junior Nobel Prize. 295 00:11:35,556 --> 00:11:38,318 Even Lily's won her thumb-sucking contests. 296 00:11:38,421 --> 00:11:40,838 And then there's me. [sighs] 297 00:11:40,941 --> 00:11:43,806 I've tried everything to get into this case. 298 00:11:43,910 --> 00:11:46,050 [triumphant music starts and stops] 299 00:11:46,153 --> 00:11:48,155 [crickets chirping] 300 00:11:48,259 --> 00:11:49,156 [crowd groans] 301 00:11:49,260 --> 00:11:51,055 [siren blips] 302 00:11:51,158 --> 00:11:55,059 - And the winner of the Little Miss Cutie Pie Pageant is 303 00:11:55,162 --> 00:11:59,373 Liiiiinnnn...dsey Sweetwater! 304 00:11:59,477 --> 00:12:01,272 [cheers and applause] 305 00:12:01,375 --> 00:12:04,309 - But now I finally have my chance. 306 00:12:04,413 --> 00:12:06,001 The fifth grade video contest. 307 00:12:06,104 --> 00:12:08,106 Whoever's video gets the most votes 308 00:12:08,210 --> 00:12:09,418 wins this beauty. 309 00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:11,731 [exhales] 310 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:15,079 - You really think you're going to win, Lincoln? 311 00:12:15,182 --> 00:12:17,702 - With what I have planned, I'm a shoe-in. 312 00:12:17,806 --> 00:12:20,118 - You said the same thing about the Cutie Pie pageant. 313 00:12:20,222 --> 00:12:21,257 - I was robbed! 314 00:12:21,361 --> 00:12:23,156 Grab your camera. 315 00:12:23,259 --> 00:12:24,467 Are we rolling? 316 00:12:24,571 --> 00:12:26,538 Hey, fifth grade, Lincoln Loud here. 317 00:12:26,642 --> 00:12:29,576 Ever wonder what happens when 672 breath mints 318 00:12:29,679 --> 00:12:31,716 meet 88 gallons of diet soda? 319 00:12:31,820 --> 00:12:33,545 Well, you're about to find out! 320 00:12:33,649 --> 00:12:35,789 [upbeat rock music] 321 00:12:35,893 --> 00:12:36,825 [cat yowls] 322 00:12:36,928 --> 00:12:39,379 ♪ 323 00:12:39,482 --> 00:12:40,932 - That was amazing! 324 00:12:41,036 --> 00:12:43,901 You're right, everyone's gonna vote for this. 325 00:12:45,626 --> 00:12:47,490 - Why isn't anybody voting for this? 326 00:12:47,594 --> 00:12:48,629 - Maybe 'cause they're all voting 327 00:12:48,733 --> 00:12:50,942 for this HamstaCam video. 328 00:12:51,046 --> 00:12:53,773 [hamster wheel squeaks] 329 00:12:53,876 --> 00:12:55,153 - 50 votes? 330 00:12:55,257 --> 00:12:58,018 Pshh! What's so great about some dumb hamster? 331 00:12:58,122 --> 00:12:59,295 [Geo chitters] 332 00:12:59,399 --> 00:13:01,988 Not you, Geo. You're awesome. 333 00:13:02,091 --> 00:13:03,541 - Hey, we got a vote! 334 00:13:03,644 --> 00:13:05,405 No, wait, it's a comment. 335 00:13:05,508 --> 00:13:06,889 - "Nice try, but you should go 336 00:13:06,993 --> 00:13:10,168 "to your big sister's site for some tips. 337 00:13:10,272 --> 00:13:12,481 Her videos are sick." - Sick? 338 00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:14,966 Oh, no! Do you think they have a virus? 339 00:13:15,070 --> 00:13:16,209 - It means awesome, Clyde. 340 00:13:16,312 --> 00:13:17,900 Click the link. 341 00:13:18,004 --> 00:13:20,247 Luan Out Loud's Comedy Channel. 342 00:13:20,351 --> 00:13:23,285 Cute, but how many people want to watch Luan-- 343 00:13:23,388 --> 00:13:25,666 50,000 followers? 344 00:13:25,770 --> 00:13:27,599 Clyde, do you know what this means? 345 00:13:27,703 --> 00:13:29,912 - People waste a lot of time on the Internet? 346 00:13:30,016 --> 00:13:33,260 - No, it means Luan can help us win the video contest. 347 00:13:33,364 --> 00:13:36,091 Come on! - Uh-huh. 348 00:13:36,194 --> 00:13:37,506 - Pretty sick, right? 349 00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:38,679 - That means awesome. 350 00:13:38,783 --> 00:13:40,923 - Yeah, not in this case. - What? 351 00:13:41,027 --> 00:13:43,788 - Sorry, Linc, stunts are so last year. 352 00:13:43,892 --> 00:13:46,722 If you want to win the contest, you have to make funny videos. 353 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,586 - Well, how do I make those? 354 00:13:48,689 --> 00:13:51,485 - Easy, you just follow my one simple rule. 355 00:13:51,589 --> 00:13:53,039 Keep your camera on at all times 356 00:13:53,142 --> 00:13:55,938 because you never know when you'll strike comedy gold. 357 00:13:56,042 --> 00:13:58,113 Ooh, like this. 358 00:13:58,216 --> 00:13:59,459 - Ah, come on! 359 00:13:59,562 --> 00:14:00,494 Erase that. 360 00:14:00,598 --> 00:14:01,875 - Don't worry, Clyde, 361 00:14:01,979 --> 00:14:04,671 I would never post it without your permission. 362 00:14:04,774 --> 00:14:09,503 Besides, I said comedy gold, not digging for gold. 363 00:14:09,607 --> 00:14:11,643 - We've had the camera on all day. 364 00:14:11,747 --> 00:14:14,508 Where exactly is this comedy gold? 365 00:14:14,612 --> 00:14:16,614 Clyde, are you listening to me? 366 00:14:16,717 --> 00:14:18,996 - Sorry, Lincoln, I was just worried that Lynn 367 00:14:19,099 --> 00:14:21,032 was going to accidentally step on that rake, 368 00:14:21,136 --> 00:14:23,828 resulting in a series of escalating mishaps. 369 00:14:23,932 --> 00:14:28,971 - That's great, Clyde, but-- series of escalating mishaps? 370 00:14:29,075 --> 00:14:32,388 - 56, 57, 58, 59-- 371 00:14:32,492 --> 00:14:33,873 ouch! 372 00:14:33,976 --> 00:14:37,152 [screams] 373 00:14:37,255 --> 00:14:39,188 - That was hilarious! 374 00:14:39,292 --> 00:14:40,465 - Let's go upload it. 375 00:14:40,569 --> 00:14:42,640 This is gonna get a ton of votes. 376 00:14:42,743 --> 00:14:45,781 - I don't know, Clyde, enough votes to beat HamstaCam? 377 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,058 - HamstaCam! 378 00:14:47,162 --> 00:14:49,889 - If we struck comedy gold with one sister, 379 00:14:49,992 --> 00:14:53,340 with ten we'll have comedy Fort Knox! 380 00:14:53,444 --> 00:14:56,067 [both laugh evilly] 381 00:14:56,171 --> 00:14:59,174 - Just like me idol, Mick Swagger. 382 00:14:59,277 --> 00:15:00,692 All right! 383 00:15:00,796 --> 00:15:02,384 [pants rip] Oh! 384 00:15:02,487 --> 00:15:03,937 Ooh, drafty. 385 00:15:04,041 --> 00:15:05,559 [both giggle] 386 00:15:05,663 --> 00:15:07,078 - Oh, Edwin, 387 00:15:07,182 --> 00:15:09,253 I know you're forbidden to love a mortal like me, 388 00:15:09,356 --> 00:15:11,945 but I can't resist your piercing gaze, 389 00:15:12,049 --> 00:15:15,224 your sparkly skin, your icy lips. 390 00:15:15,328 --> 00:15:18,089 Mmm! 391 00:15:18,193 --> 00:15:23,163 - Hm, maybe something like this is a little too personal. 392 00:15:23,267 --> 00:15:25,890 - HamstaCam just got ten more votes. 393 00:15:25,994 --> 00:15:27,581 - HamstaCam! 394 00:15:27,685 --> 00:15:31,344 Eh, it's not that personal. Keep rolling. 395 00:15:31,447 --> 00:15:35,003 ♪ 396 00:15:35,106 --> 00:15:36,970 [flatulence] 397 00:15:37,074 --> 00:15:40,284 - [snoring] 398 00:15:40,387 --> 00:15:48,326 ♪ 399 00:15:56,576 --> 00:15:57,646 [flatulence] 400 00:15:57,749 --> 00:16:01,374 ♪ 401 00:16:01,477 --> 00:16:02,444 - Oh! 402 00:16:02,547 --> 00:16:05,274 ♪ 403 00:16:05,378 --> 00:16:07,690 [flatulence] 404 00:16:07,794 --> 00:16:09,175 [window squeaks] 405 00:16:09,278 --> 00:16:11,936 - Ahh, Lori's toots. 406 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:13,731 It's like music to my ears. 407 00:16:13,834 --> 00:16:16,492 - Now this is gonna beat HamstaCam. 408 00:16:16,596 --> 00:16:18,184 Let's go upload it. 409 00:16:18,287 --> 00:16:21,911 ♪ 410 00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:24,466 [overlapping excited chatter] 411 00:16:24,569 --> 00:16:27,952 - Lincoln, your video rocks. You've got my vote. 412 00:16:28,056 --> 00:16:30,265 - Man, Lucy and that sculpture? 413 00:16:30,368 --> 00:16:31,404 What a weirdo! 414 00:16:31,507 --> 00:16:33,406 - And how about Lori? 415 00:16:33,509 --> 00:16:34,994 - You mean Miss Toots-a-lot? 416 00:16:35,097 --> 00:16:37,099 She should see a doctor about that. 417 00:16:37,203 --> 00:16:39,343 [laughter] 418 00:16:39,446 --> 00:16:40,723 - So embarrassing. 419 00:16:40,827 --> 00:16:41,759 - Embarrassing? 420 00:16:41,862 --> 00:16:43,243 - Yeah, my sisters 421 00:16:43,347 --> 00:16:46,281 would pulverize me if I posted a video like that. 422 00:16:46,384 --> 00:16:48,076 - Pulverize? 423 00:16:48,179 --> 00:16:50,285 - You can't get pulverized, Lincoln. 424 00:16:50,388 --> 00:16:52,804 I'd never be able to find another best friend. 425 00:16:52,908 --> 00:16:54,358 - You won't have to. 426 00:16:54,461 --> 00:16:56,118 After I win the trophy on Friday, 427 00:16:56,222 --> 00:16:58,293 I'll just delete the video. 428 00:16:58,396 --> 00:17:00,881 - Just in case. We had a good run, buddy. 429 00:17:00,985 --> 00:17:04,713 - Don't worry, Clyde. My sisters will never know. 430 00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:07,371 [dramatic music] 431 00:17:07,474 --> 00:17:08,544 - They know. 432 00:17:08,648 --> 00:17:10,960 [overlapping angry chatter] 433 00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:12,893 - Wait, wait, wait! Let me explain. 434 00:17:12,997 --> 00:17:16,207 - You've got exactly three seconds before we pulverize you. 435 00:17:16,311 --> 00:17:18,692 - [pops knuckles] [stopwatch ticks] 436 00:17:18,796 --> 00:17:20,453 - There was this video contest at school 437 00:17:20,556 --> 00:17:22,006 and I really wanted to win. 438 00:17:22,110 --> 00:17:25,768 - You showed my sleep face for some stupid contest? 439 00:17:25,872 --> 00:17:27,080 - I just wanted to have a trophy 440 00:17:27,184 --> 00:17:28,840 to put in the case like you guys. 441 00:17:28,944 --> 00:17:31,464 - You think you deserve a trophy for that, bro? 442 00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:33,776 - No, I don't deserve it. 443 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,571 Look, I'll delete the video! 444 00:17:35,675 --> 00:17:38,712 - Too late, Lincoln, the damage has already been done. 445 00:17:38,816 --> 00:17:40,335 - You made me look like a fool! 446 00:17:40,438 --> 00:17:41,819 - You made me look like a freak. 447 00:17:41,922 --> 00:17:45,029 - You made me look like I fart! 448 00:17:45,133 --> 00:17:47,652 And for the record, it was these shoes! 449 00:17:47,756 --> 00:17:50,069 See? [grunts] 450 00:17:50,172 --> 00:17:51,760 Of course it's not working now. 451 00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:53,348 - Lori, I'm sorry! 452 00:17:53,451 --> 00:17:56,109 Wait! 453 00:17:56,213 --> 00:17:57,593 Luna, let me explain. - [playing guitar] 454 00:17:57,697 --> 00:18:01,252 Can't hear you, bro! 455 00:18:01,356 --> 00:18:02,702 - Leni, Lori, I'm sorry! 456 00:18:02,805 --> 00:18:05,463 - You literally disgust me. 457 00:18:05,567 --> 00:18:08,501 - Yeah! Ugh! 458 00:18:08,604 --> 00:18:10,537 - Lola, Lana, please! 459 00:18:10,641 --> 00:18:14,541 - You're uninvited to my birthday party, forever! 460 00:18:14,645 --> 00:18:15,749 - [sighs] 461 00:18:15,853 --> 00:18:18,614 - I want to slam it, too! 462 00:18:18,718 --> 00:18:21,790 - Lisa! Lisa? 463 00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:25,173 "Vengeance shall be mine." 464 00:18:25,276 --> 00:18:27,382 Guys, come on, I'm your brother. 465 00:18:27,485 --> 00:18:28,969 - [growls] 466 00:18:29,073 --> 00:18:31,351 - I have no brother. 467 00:18:31,455 --> 00:18:32,973 I know I say that a lot, 468 00:18:33,077 --> 00:18:35,769 but this time I mean it. 469 00:18:35,873 --> 00:18:37,116 - Luan, you got to help me. 470 00:18:37,219 --> 00:18:38,945 I was only doing what you said. 471 00:18:39,048 --> 00:18:41,361 - You broke the unspoken rule. 472 00:18:41,465 --> 00:18:44,261 Never post a video without the person's permission. 473 00:18:44,364 --> 00:18:46,125 - Why didn't you tell me that? 474 00:18:46,228 --> 00:18:48,782 - Because it's unspoken. 475 00:18:50,232 --> 00:18:54,271 - [sighs] How am I going to fix this? 476 00:18:54,374 --> 00:18:56,273 Well, good-bye, trophy. 477 00:18:58,896 --> 00:19:00,967 - Deleted. 478 00:19:01,070 --> 00:19:03,659 - Well, HamstaCam, looks like you win. 479 00:19:03,763 --> 00:19:05,385 [hamster wheel squeaks] 480 00:19:08,077 --> 00:19:09,286 I guess it's hard for anyone 481 00:19:09,389 --> 00:19:11,460 to have the camera on you all the time. 482 00:19:11,564 --> 00:19:16,396 Camera on you all the time! That's it! 483 00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,536 Luan, you said your one simple rule 484 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,607 is to always have your camera on, right? 485 00:19:20,711 --> 00:19:22,368 - That is correct, Captain Obvious. 486 00:19:22,471 --> 00:19:24,853 - Then I'm gonna need to borrow all your footage of me. 487 00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:28,857 - You mean Comedy Fort Knox? 488 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,962 - Hey, fifth grade, Lincoln Loud here. 489 00:19:31,066 --> 00:19:32,619 Ever wonder what happens when one brother 490 00:19:32,723 --> 00:19:35,691 messes up and embarrasses all ten of his sisters? 491 00:19:35,795 --> 00:19:36,968 I didn't think you would. 492 00:19:37,072 --> 00:19:39,143 But this is how you fix it. 493 00:19:39,247 --> 00:19:41,387 Oh, and for legal reasons, all videos were provided 494 00:19:41,490 --> 00:19:44,597 by Luan Out Loud LLC, all rights reserved, patent pending. 495 00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:45,839 Let 'er rip. 496 00:19:45,943 --> 00:19:48,497 [upbeat rock music] 497 00:19:48,601 --> 00:19:52,191 Well, Cristina, I can't say I'm surprised you asked me out. 498 00:19:52,294 --> 00:19:55,194 I've seen the way you look at me in the lunch line. 499 00:19:55,297 --> 00:19:58,404 [groovy music plays on boom box] 500 00:19:58,507 --> 00:20:01,683 ♪ 501 00:20:01,786 --> 00:20:04,686 [upbeat rock music] 502 00:20:04,789 --> 00:20:07,136 ♪ 503 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,518 - Bentley, will you accept this rose? 504 00:20:09,622 --> 00:20:11,900 - [sobbing] 505 00:20:12,003 --> 00:20:14,420 Oh, this manly thing? 506 00:20:14,523 --> 00:20:16,284 Yes, it is a chest hair. 507 00:20:16,387 --> 00:20:19,183 The first of many, I'm sure. 508 00:20:19,287 --> 00:20:21,944 ♪ 509 00:20:22,048 --> 00:20:23,360 [flatulence] 510 00:20:23,463 --> 00:20:26,639 ♪ 511 00:20:26,742 --> 00:20:29,780 ♪ Grooming the chest hair, I'm grooming the chest hair ♪ 512 00:20:29,883 --> 00:20:31,782 ♪ I'm grooming the-- Aah! 513 00:20:31,885 --> 00:20:33,162 Come on, Cristina, 514 00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:34,543 I've thought about it. 515 00:20:34,647 --> 00:20:35,613 You've thought about it. 516 00:20:35,717 --> 00:20:37,443 Why are we fighting this? 517 00:20:37,546 --> 00:20:41,274 ♪ 518 00:20:41,378 --> 00:20:42,862 [laughter] 519 00:20:42,965 --> 00:20:44,139 - Oh, Lincoln. 520 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,520 - And just to be clear, 521 00:20:45,623 --> 00:20:47,591 we're laughing at you, not with you. 522 00:20:47,694 --> 00:20:50,456 - I thought your sisters' video was embarrassing, 523 00:20:50,559 --> 00:20:52,285 but this takes the cake. 524 00:20:52,389 --> 00:20:55,530 And still to lose out to a hamster? 525 00:20:55,633 --> 00:20:56,703 Ouch! 526 00:20:56,807 --> 00:20:58,015 - [sighs] 527 00:20:58,118 --> 00:21:01,225 [somber music] 528 00:21:01,329 --> 00:21:02,882 ♪ 529 00:21:02,985 --> 00:21:05,816 [sighs] I sure hope that worked. 530 00:21:05,919 --> 00:21:07,956 [dramatic music] 531 00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:10,510 It didn't work. - Lincoln... 532 00:21:10,614 --> 00:21:12,547 - I know I embarrassed you and I can't undo that, 533 00:21:12,650 --> 00:21:14,134 and I'm sorry, but the least I could do 534 00:21:14,238 --> 00:21:15,826 was embarrass myself right along with you. 535 00:21:15,929 --> 00:21:17,276 That way we'd all be even. 536 00:21:17,379 --> 00:21:20,106 - Even? You think this makes us even? 537 00:21:20,209 --> 00:21:21,797 - Well, I was trying to-- 538 00:21:21,901 --> 00:21:23,972 - Yours was way worse. 539 00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:26,112 - Yeah, that video was hysterical. 540 00:21:26,215 --> 00:21:29,115 [overlapping chatter] 541 00:21:29,218 --> 00:21:32,049 - So we're good? - We're good, brother. 542 00:21:32,152 --> 00:21:34,223 - Sorry you didn't win the trophy. 543 00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:35,570 - But we really appreciate 544 00:21:35,673 --> 00:21:38,538 what you did and thought you deserved something. 545 00:21:38,642 --> 00:21:40,333 - [gasps] Wow! 546 00:21:40,437 --> 00:21:41,610 Thanks, guys. 547 00:21:41,714 --> 00:21:44,579 [upbeat rock music] 548 00:21:44,682 --> 00:21:46,512 ♪ 549 00:21:46,615 --> 00:21:50,861 "Most Improved Brother." I did it. 550 00:21:50,964 --> 00:21:55,279 My sisters no longer despise me, Cristina is switching classes, 551 00:21:55,383 --> 00:21:57,592 and I finally made the case. 552 00:21:57,695 --> 00:21:59,145 [flatulence] 553 00:21:59,248 --> 00:22:01,147 - It was my shoe! 554 00:22:03,183 --> 00:22:04,564 - ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪ 555 00:22:04,668 --> 00:22:06,428 ♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪ 556 00:22:06,532 --> 00:22:09,362 ♪ In the Loud house - ♪ Loud house 557 00:22:09,466 --> 00:22:11,847 - ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪ 558 00:22:11,951 --> 00:22:15,886 ♪ That's the way we show our love in the Loud house ♪ 559 00:22:15,989 --> 00:22:17,266 - ♪ Loud house 560 00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:18,889 ♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪ 561 00:22:18,992 --> 00:22:20,028 ♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪ 562 00:22:20,131 --> 00:22:21,270 ♪ Stand in line to take a pee 563 00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:22,720 ♪ Never any privacy 564 00:22:22,824 --> 00:22:25,240 ♪ Chaos with 11 kids 565 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,863 ♪ That's the way it always is ♪ 566 00:22:27,967 --> 00:22:29,175 ♪ In the Loud house