1 00:00:02,830 --> 00:00:04,107 - ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 2 00:00:04,211 --> 00:00:05,833 ♪ Dodging girls like ping pong balls ♪ 3 00:00:05,936 --> 00:00:07,317 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 4 00:00:07,421 --> 00:00:08,732 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles 5 00:00:08,836 --> 00:00:10,631 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 6 00:00:10,734 --> 00:00:14,083 ♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪ 7 00:00:14,186 --> 00:00:15,153 - ♪ In the Loud house 8 00:00:15,256 --> 00:00:16,602 ♪ In the Loud house 9 00:00:16,706 --> 00:00:17,741 - ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪ 10 00:00:17,845 --> 00:00:19,502 ♪ Is how we show our love 11 00:00:19,605 --> 00:00:21,538 - ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪ 12 00:00:21,642 --> 00:00:23,023 - ♪ One boy and ten girls 13 00:00:23,126 --> 00:00:25,025 ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 14 00:00:25,128 --> 00:00:28,166 - ♪ Loud Loud Loud 15 00:00:28,269 --> 00:00:29,788 ♪ Loud house 16 00:00:29,891 --> 00:00:30,823 - Poo-poo. 17 00:00:32,308 --> 00:00:35,207 [light upbeat music] 18 00:00:35,311 --> 00:00:40,178 ♪ 19 00:00:46,425 --> 00:00:49,497 - Ever wonder what it's like to grow up in a big family? 20 00:00:49,601 --> 00:00:51,775 Well, so does my teacher. 21 00:00:51,879 --> 00:00:54,951 Our class assignment is to do a report on our families. 22 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:58,368 With ten sisters, I can sum up mine in one word. 23 00:00:58,472 --> 00:00:59,990 Chaos. 24 00:01:00,094 --> 00:01:03,201 It took 3 weeks, 4 boxes of pasta, 25 00:01:03,304 --> 00:01:06,342 2 tubes of glue, and 27 popsicle sticks, 26 00:01:06,445 --> 00:01:09,931 but the centerpiece of my project is finally finished. 27 00:01:10,035 --> 00:01:13,038 Pretty accurate representation of the Loud family, I'd say, 28 00:01:13,142 --> 00:01:15,351 but making this thing was the easy part. 29 00:01:15,454 --> 00:01:18,043 The real challenge is getting it to school on time 30 00:01:18,147 --> 00:01:20,183 and in one piece to give my report. 31 00:01:20,287 --> 00:01:21,633 Sounds easy, right? 32 00:01:21,736 --> 00:01:22,979 Not in my house. 33 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,739 If you want to get all ten of your sisters 34 00:01:24,843 --> 00:01:26,362 out the door on time, 35 00:01:26,465 --> 00:01:29,710 you have to get up pretty early, and you have to have a plan. 36 00:01:29,813 --> 00:01:35,233 [loud thuds and indistinct chatter] 37 00:01:35,336 --> 00:01:38,028 The ten-headed beast has awoken. 38 00:01:38,132 --> 00:01:39,340 Wish me luck. 39 00:01:39,444 --> 00:01:40,376 [cat yowls] 40 00:01:40,479 --> 00:01:42,516 Ah! 41 00:01:42,619 --> 00:01:44,276 Not today, Luan. 42 00:01:44,380 --> 00:01:48,108 - Oh, we'll see about that. "Pailure" is not an option. 43 00:01:48,211 --> 00:01:49,833 [laughs] Get it? 44 00:01:49,937 --> 00:01:53,872 - I'll just take this to the car later, but first, Luna. 45 00:01:53,975 --> 00:01:56,392 A little "Man with the Plan" music? 46 00:01:56,495 --> 00:01:57,807 - You got it, man. 47 00:01:57,910 --> 00:01:59,429 [plays rock music] 48 00:01:59,533 --> 00:02:00,810 - It's my dollar! 49 00:02:00,913 --> 00:02:02,570 - No, it's mine! - Let go! 50 00:02:02,674 --> 00:02:03,778 - No, you let go. - Right on cue. 51 00:02:03,882 --> 00:02:05,228 - You let go! - Stop it! 52 00:02:05,332 --> 00:02:06,678 both: Hey! 53 00:02:06,781 --> 00:02:08,369 [cash register bell rings] 54 00:02:08,473 --> 00:02:10,440 - Half for Lola. Half for Lana. 55 00:02:10,544 --> 00:02:12,304 both: Thanks, Lincoln. 56 00:02:12,408 --> 00:02:14,306 - Good morning, Lincoln. - Ah! Good morning, Lucy. 57 00:02:14,410 --> 00:02:17,033 - For my new poem, I need a word that rhymes with choose. 58 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:19,587 - Uh, how about lose? - That works. 59 00:02:19,691 --> 00:02:21,658 - Time to get dressed, Lily. 60 00:02:21,762 --> 00:02:23,488 - Hey, Lincoln! Think fast! 61 00:02:23,591 --> 00:02:25,317 [Lily giggles] - [chuckles] 62 00:02:25,421 --> 00:02:26,594 Nice catch, Lincoln. 63 00:02:26,698 --> 00:02:29,356 - Nice throw, Lynn. [Lily babbles] 64 00:02:29,459 --> 00:02:33,014 - O-M-G, Bobby, I literally had to call you right away. 65 00:02:33,118 --> 00:02:35,707 I am just so excited about the homecoming dance. 66 00:02:35,810 --> 00:02:39,297 I know, right? You're so sweet. 67 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:42,507 - I'll get the drop on you yet. [laughs] 68 00:02:42,610 --> 00:02:44,819 Get it? - What do you want? 69 00:02:44,923 --> 00:02:47,270 - Lori, could you maybe hang up the phone 70 00:02:47,374 --> 00:02:48,409 and get ready for school? 71 00:02:48,513 --> 00:02:49,928 - Cool it, twerp. 72 00:02:50,031 --> 00:02:52,310 I'm quite capable of doing two things at once. 73 00:02:52,413 --> 00:02:54,346 - [gasps] - Leni? 74 00:02:54,450 --> 00:02:55,658 - Note to self. 75 00:02:55,761 --> 00:02:57,901 Never walk and chew gum at the same time. 76 00:02:58,005 --> 00:03:00,456 - Time's running out. 77 00:03:00,559 --> 00:03:01,698 - Lincoln, think fast! 78 00:03:01,802 --> 00:03:06,151 ♪ 79 00:03:06,255 --> 00:03:07,842 - Okay, let's get you downstairs. 80 00:03:07,946 --> 00:03:10,397 - Scatter, she's gonna blow! - Or not. 81 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:11,536 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 82 00:03:11,639 --> 00:03:13,296 [Erlenmeyer flask whistles] 83 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:16,265 [whistling stops] 84 00:03:16,368 --> 00:03:17,852 Phew! 85 00:03:17,956 --> 00:03:20,096 Lisa, you're always forgetting the dinitrotoluene. 86 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:23,272 - Silly me. Much appreciated. 87 00:03:23,375 --> 00:03:25,377 [explosion booms] 88 00:03:25,481 --> 00:03:26,930 I'm still alive! 89 00:03:27,034 --> 00:03:29,623 - Ayeee! Lucha libre! 90 00:03:29,726 --> 00:03:31,314 [screams] 91 00:03:31,418 --> 00:03:34,110 [clatter and cat yowls] 92 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:35,732 Todo bien. 93 00:03:35,836 --> 00:03:38,459 - Lily, pants. [hamster chitters] 94 00:03:38,563 --> 00:03:39,943 [Lily babbles] 95 00:03:40,047 --> 00:03:41,807 - I was here first! - No, I was! 96 00:03:41,911 --> 00:03:43,947 - Nuh-uh! I was! - No way! I was! 97 00:03:44,051 --> 00:03:45,742 - You always say that! - You do! 98 00:03:45,846 --> 00:03:47,261 both: Hey, no cutting! 99 00:03:51,438 --> 00:03:53,267 Thanks, Lincoln. 100 00:03:53,371 --> 00:03:56,339 ♪ 101 00:03:56,443 --> 00:03:57,858 - Has anyone seen my zit cream? 102 00:03:57,961 --> 00:04:00,274 - I literally found the cutest dress to wear. 103 00:04:00,378 --> 00:04:01,965 - A word that rhymes with stuck. - Luck. 104 00:04:02,069 --> 00:04:03,933 - How do you stop a rhino from charging? 105 00:04:04,036 --> 00:04:05,831 - You take away his credit card. - [laughs] 106 00:04:05,935 --> 00:04:07,799 - Mom said no solving for X on the walls. 107 00:04:07,902 --> 00:04:10,146 Same. Blame. Game. Fame. 108 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,665 - Where the heck are my roller skates? 109 00:04:11,768 --> 00:04:14,840 I've got field hockey today. 110 00:04:14,944 --> 00:04:17,464 - Wait. There's no roller skates in field hockey. 111 00:04:17,567 --> 00:04:19,811 - The way I play, there is. 112 00:04:19,914 --> 00:04:21,778 [Lily babbles] - Gotcha. 113 00:04:21,882 --> 00:04:23,953 Phase one of Operation Get Ready for School 114 00:04:24,056 --> 00:04:26,266 and Into the Car on Time is complete. 115 00:04:26,369 --> 00:04:30,166 Now comes phase two, breakfast. 116 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,478 ♪ 117 00:04:31,581 --> 00:04:33,307 - Thank you! 118 00:04:36,621 --> 00:04:37,967 [sizzles] 119 00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:39,900 - Cooking is usually Dad's territory, 120 00:04:40,003 --> 00:04:41,384 but I gave him the day off 121 00:04:41,488 --> 00:04:43,731 'cause I have to kick things into high gear. 122 00:04:43,835 --> 00:04:44,801 Egg whites for Leni. 123 00:04:44,905 --> 00:04:46,458 Sunny side up for Luna. 124 00:04:46,562 --> 00:04:47,908 Funny side up for Luan. 125 00:04:48,011 --> 00:04:49,150 - Great yolk. [laughs] 126 00:04:49,254 --> 00:04:51,152 - Scrambled for Lynn. Fried for Lisa. 127 00:04:51,256 --> 00:04:52,878 Deviled eggs for the twins, and... 128 00:04:52,982 --> 00:04:54,604 - Oh, and I picked out the perfect tux for you to wear, 129 00:04:54,708 --> 00:04:56,434 Bobby. - Hard-boiled for Lori. 130 00:04:56,537 --> 00:04:58,712 Extra goo-goo-gooey for Lily. 131 00:04:58,815 --> 00:04:59,816 - Goo goo goo. 132 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:01,646 - And for Lucy, extra well-done. 133 00:05:01,749 --> 00:05:05,166 - If I had a heart, it would be swelling right now. 134 00:05:07,134 --> 00:05:09,516 - All righty, then. We are dressed and fed, 135 00:05:09,619 --> 00:05:11,483 and now we have our backpacks and lunches 136 00:05:11,587 --> 00:05:13,520 prepared to dietary needs. 137 00:05:13,623 --> 00:05:16,695 We're just waiting on Lori. 138 00:05:16,799 --> 00:05:19,457 - No, not puke, Bobby. Puce. 139 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:21,182 It's like a reddish brownish. - [groans] 140 00:05:21,286 --> 00:05:23,495 Everyone, wait here while I grab my project. 141 00:05:26,395 --> 00:05:30,537 Time for phase three, getting you out the door in one piece. 142 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:31,572 Whoa! Whoa! 143 00:05:31,676 --> 00:05:34,195 [grunting] Whoa! 144 00:05:37,923 --> 00:05:40,961 Phew! Okay then, we're all ready to go? 145 00:05:41,064 --> 00:05:43,377 Time for phase four, out the door. 146 00:05:43,481 --> 00:05:46,069 Like I said, if you want to get all your sisters 147 00:05:46,173 --> 00:05:47,554 out the door on time, 148 00:05:47,657 --> 00:05:49,279 you have to have a plan. - Fine. 149 00:05:49,383 --> 00:05:50,902 If you don't want to wear the tux, 150 00:05:51,005 --> 00:05:52,421 then I don't want to go to the dance! 151 00:05:52,524 --> 00:05:55,493 In fact, I don't even want to go to school! 152 00:05:55,596 --> 00:05:56,770 [screams] 153 00:05:56,873 --> 00:05:58,910 - So close. Wait! 154 00:05:59,013 --> 00:06:01,844 [indistinct chatter] No, no, no. 155 00:06:01,947 --> 00:06:03,846 Everyone, stay right where you are. 156 00:06:03,949 --> 00:06:05,986 Lori, wait. 157 00:06:06,089 --> 00:06:07,815 You're the only one who can drive us. 158 00:06:07,919 --> 00:06:09,886 - Get Mom to drive you! 159 00:06:09,990 --> 00:06:11,301 - But she's already left. 160 00:06:11,405 --> 00:06:13,856 - Ah! I'm blue! 161 00:06:13,959 --> 00:06:15,409 My skin's turned blue! 162 00:06:15,513 --> 00:06:18,378 - Technically it's a sallow shade of cerulean, 163 00:06:18,481 --> 00:06:19,620 but why split hairs? 164 00:06:19,724 --> 00:06:21,277 - Lisa, what did you do? 165 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,313 - I secretly switched Leni's blemish cream 166 00:06:23,417 --> 00:06:25,695 for an experimental skin pigmentation ointment 167 00:06:25,799 --> 00:06:26,696 I've been working on. 168 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:28,457 - Why would you do that? 169 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:30,597 - Because she wouldn't let me try it on her if I had asked. 170 00:06:30,700 --> 00:06:33,427 - You go upstairs right now and get something to fix it. 171 00:06:33,531 --> 00:06:37,224 - Fine. Hairless apes one, science zero. 172 00:06:37,327 --> 00:06:39,502 - Can't something go my way for once? 173 00:06:39,606 --> 00:06:41,780 - You can't always get what you want, bro. 174 00:06:41,884 --> 00:06:43,851 - Lincoln, I've finished my poem. 175 00:06:43,955 --> 00:06:45,439 It's called "Failure." 176 00:06:45,543 --> 00:06:47,545 - Lucy, I really don't have time for-- 177 00:06:47,648 --> 00:06:48,718 - Failure. 178 00:06:48,822 --> 00:06:49,857 It is not an option, 179 00:06:49,961 --> 00:06:51,445 yet it's something you choose. 180 00:06:51,549 --> 00:06:53,861 The man with the plan is destined to lose. 181 00:06:53,965 --> 00:06:56,070 - Lily, where are your clothes? 182 00:06:56,174 --> 00:06:57,486 And where is your diaper? 183 00:06:57,589 --> 00:06:59,798 - Go poo-poo. [laughs] 184 00:06:59,902 --> 00:07:01,386 [diaper squishes] 185 00:07:01,490 --> 00:07:03,802 - I found the diaper. 186 00:07:03,906 --> 00:07:07,530 [upbeat music] 187 00:07:07,634 --> 00:07:09,118 - Failure. 188 00:07:09,221 --> 00:07:10,464 You know there is no one else to blame, 189 00:07:10,568 --> 00:07:14,088 for the choices you make are always the same. 190 00:07:14,192 --> 00:07:15,538 - Come on, Lori. Please? 191 00:07:15,642 --> 00:07:17,367 I have my report this morning. 192 00:07:17,471 --> 00:07:18,645 - Go away! 193 00:07:18,748 --> 00:07:20,301 - The peanut butter sandwich is mine! 194 00:07:20,405 --> 00:07:22,027 - No, the jelly sandwich is yours! 195 00:07:22,131 --> 00:07:23,684 - No! - Ugh! 196 00:07:23,788 --> 00:07:25,203 - You like the peanut butter and I like the jelly! 197 00:07:25,306 --> 00:07:26,860 - You like peanut butter and I like jelly! 198 00:07:26,963 --> 00:07:28,413 - No, I like jelly and you-- 199 00:07:28,517 --> 00:07:29,414 both: Hey! 200 00:07:29,518 --> 00:07:32,452 ♪ 201 00:07:32,555 --> 00:07:36,456 - Now you each have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. 202 00:07:36,559 --> 00:07:37,733 Now, get to the car. 203 00:07:37,836 --> 00:07:38,803 both: Thanks, Lincoln. 204 00:07:38,906 --> 00:07:39,838 - Here's the antidote. 205 00:07:39,942 --> 00:07:41,391 - Thank you. 206 00:07:41,495 --> 00:07:44,947 Wait a second. 207 00:07:45,050 --> 00:07:45,948 [bird chirps] 208 00:07:46,051 --> 00:07:48,260 The real antidote? 209 00:07:48,364 --> 00:07:51,954 - Fine. Hairless apes two, science zero. 210 00:07:52,057 --> 00:07:53,749 - Here. - [gasps] 211 00:07:53,852 --> 00:07:55,233 - Failure. 212 00:07:55,336 --> 00:07:57,131 It's all your fault, this streak of bad luck. 213 00:07:57,235 --> 00:07:59,755 No escape from this cycle in which you are stuck. 214 00:07:59,858 --> 00:08:00,894 - Stop! 215 00:08:00,997 --> 00:08:02,654 I've got a poem for you now. 216 00:08:02,758 --> 00:08:03,759 It's called "Lucy." 217 00:08:03,862 --> 00:08:05,864 Dark as night, hair like tar. 218 00:08:05,968 --> 00:08:08,729 Take your spooky self to the car. 219 00:08:08,833 --> 00:08:10,420 - Sigh. 220 00:08:10,524 --> 00:08:13,044 Once again, your poetic brilliance has put me to shame. 221 00:08:13,147 --> 00:08:15,253 - Think fast! - Oh! Ow. 222 00:08:15,356 --> 00:08:17,013 - Where is my field hockey stick? 223 00:08:17,117 --> 00:08:18,981 I have roller derby today. 224 00:08:19,084 --> 00:08:21,155 - There's no field hockey sticks in roller derby. 225 00:08:21,259 --> 00:08:23,606 - The way I play, there is! 226 00:08:23,710 --> 00:08:25,677 Oh! 227 00:08:25,781 --> 00:08:26,954 - Finally. 228 00:08:27,058 --> 00:08:31,545 I look perfect and beautiful again. 229 00:08:31,649 --> 00:08:33,202 - Oh, come on. 230 00:08:33,305 --> 00:08:35,860 I thought we were pails. [laughs] 231 00:08:35,963 --> 00:08:37,862 Get it? Get it? 232 00:08:37,965 --> 00:08:40,658 - How am I gonna deal with Lori? 233 00:08:40,761 --> 00:08:42,660 Got it. 234 00:08:42,763 --> 00:08:43,799 [phone line trilling] 235 00:08:43,902 --> 00:08:45,076 - Hello? - Hey, babe. 236 00:08:45,179 --> 00:08:46,387 It's your boyfriend, Bobby. 237 00:08:46,491 --> 00:08:48,458 I just wanted to say that I'm sorry 238 00:08:48,562 --> 00:08:51,082 and that I will wear any tux you want. 239 00:08:51,185 --> 00:08:53,774 - [squeals] Oh, Bobby! 240 00:08:53,878 --> 00:08:55,258 [laughs] 241 00:08:55,362 --> 00:08:57,398 ♪ 242 00:08:57,502 --> 00:08:58,814 Would you hurry up, Lincoln? 243 00:08:58,917 --> 00:09:00,298 It's always such a hassle 244 00:09:00,401 --> 00:09:02,611 getting you out of the door in the morning. 245 00:09:02,714 --> 00:09:06,960 ♪ 246 00:09:08,858 --> 00:09:09,928 - What's all this? 247 00:09:10,032 --> 00:09:11,412 - It's my gear, dude. 248 00:09:11,516 --> 00:09:12,413 I have rehearsal. 249 00:09:12,517 --> 00:09:13,345 - And who is that? 250 00:09:13,449 --> 00:09:16,625 - This is my roadie, Chunk. 251 00:09:16,728 --> 00:09:17,626 - No, no, no. 252 00:09:17,729 --> 00:09:19,593 He was not part of the plan. 253 00:09:19,697 --> 00:09:20,905 You, out. 254 00:09:21,008 --> 00:09:23,321 I'll take care of this. - Thanks, bro. 255 00:09:25,944 --> 00:09:27,567 - [grunts] 256 00:09:28,982 --> 00:09:31,812 [grunts] 257 00:09:31,916 --> 00:09:34,263 [dramatic music] 258 00:09:34,366 --> 00:09:37,818 Operation complete, and with ten minutes to spare. 259 00:09:37,922 --> 00:09:39,993 A Loud house first, I might add. 260 00:09:40,096 --> 00:09:41,684 Let's roll. 261 00:09:41,788 --> 00:09:42,858 [engine turns] 262 00:09:42,961 --> 00:09:45,619 [Luan laughs] 263 00:09:45,723 --> 00:09:47,103 Stop! 264 00:09:47,207 --> 00:09:48,346 [tires screech] 265 00:09:48,449 --> 00:09:51,660 ♪ 266 00:09:51,763 --> 00:09:53,662 [sighs] 267 00:09:53,765 --> 00:09:57,182 Phew! That was close. 268 00:09:57,286 --> 00:09:59,668 Aah! [grunts] 269 00:10:02,222 --> 00:10:08,124 [in slow-motion] No! 270 00:10:08,228 --> 00:10:12,301 [thud and clatter] 271 00:10:12,404 --> 00:10:15,235 All of this work for nothing. 272 00:10:15,338 --> 00:10:16,961 How could I be so stupid? 273 00:10:17,064 --> 00:10:19,791 How? How? How? 274 00:10:19,895 --> 00:10:24,209 - If you're done with your pity party, maybe we could help? 275 00:10:24,313 --> 00:10:26,349 - Yeah. 11 heads are better than 1. 276 00:10:26,453 --> 00:10:29,249 - Try not to lose yours. [laughs] 277 00:10:29,352 --> 00:10:32,114 - Yeah, every little thing is gonna be all right. 278 00:10:32,217 --> 00:10:34,219 - Really? You'll help? 279 00:10:34,323 --> 00:10:36,325 both: It's what families do. 280 00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:39,224 - But I'm supposed to give this report in ten minutes 281 00:10:39,328 --> 00:10:41,226 and this thing is destroyed. 282 00:10:41,330 --> 00:10:43,435 What can you guys do? 283 00:10:43,539 --> 00:10:47,129 In conclusion, in my family, every day is a challenge, 284 00:10:47,232 --> 00:10:49,510 but you can be sure that when I need them, 285 00:10:49,614 --> 00:10:52,617 my sisters will always be there for me. 286 00:10:52,721 --> 00:10:54,792 All of them. 287 00:10:54,895 --> 00:10:58,588 And sure, life in the Loud house can be summed up in one word. 288 00:10:58,692 --> 00:10:59,624 Chaos. 289 00:10:59,728 --> 00:11:01,281 But I love that chaos, 290 00:11:01,384 --> 00:11:04,077 and I wouldn't trade it for the world. 291 00:11:04,180 --> 00:11:06,735 - That was a fantastic report, Lincoln. 292 00:11:06,838 --> 00:11:08,357 I'm giving you an A. 293 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:11,601 Ah! - [gasps] 294 00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:14,052 - Make that an A-minus. 295 00:11:14,156 --> 00:11:15,675 - Pailed it! [laughs] 296 00:11:17,262 --> 00:11:20,162 [rock music] 297 00:11:20,265 --> 00:11:25,201 ♪ 298 00:11:25,305 --> 00:11:27,687 - And finally, the motion to ration shampoo 299 00:11:27,790 --> 00:11:30,172 due to chronic shortages passed... 300 00:11:30,275 --> 00:11:31,863 by a hair! 301 00:11:31,967 --> 00:11:33,554 [laughs] [all groan] 302 00:11:33,658 --> 00:11:37,075 - So the minutes from our last meeting are approved. 303 00:11:37,179 --> 00:11:39,043 Any new business? 304 00:11:39,146 --> 00:11:42,218 Anyone? Anyone? 305 00:11:42,322 --> 00:11:43,564 No one? - Lori! 306 00:11:43,668 --> 00:11:45,083 - I'm just messing with you. 307 00:11:45,187 --> 00:11:47,154 Lincoln has the floor. 308 00:11:47,258 --> 00:11:48,708 - As you all know, our annual trip 309 00:11:48,811 --> 00:11:51,262 to Scratchy Bottom Campgrounds is quickly approaching. 310 00:11:51,365 --> 00:11:52,435 [all groan] 311 00:11:52,539 --> 00:11:54,299 - That place is the worst. 312 00:11:54,403 --> 00:11:56,129 Bears always steal our food. 313 00:11:56,232 --> 00:11:57,544 - [roars] 314 00:11:57,647 --> 00:11:59,891 - And we have to sleep on the hard ground. 315 00:11:59,995 --> 00:12:01,444 - And poop in the woods. 316 00:12:01,548 --> 00:12:03,032 - I like pooping in the woods. 317 00:12:03,136 --> 00:12:06,898 - And the Dipterum Culicidae are the size of Mustelas Nivalis. 318 00:12:07,002 --> 00:12:08,658 [crickets chirping] 319 00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:11,592 The mosquitoes are the size of weasels. 320 00:12:11,696 --> 00:12:14,630 - And don't forget the scary hill people hiding in the trees. 321 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,150 - There's no such thing as hill people, Lincoln. 322 00:12:17,253 --> 00:12:18,772 - My point is, 323 00:12:18,876 --> 00:12:22,120 why can't we go someplace different like Aloha Beach 324 00:12:22,224 --> 00:12:24,295 or Dairyland Amusement Park? 325 00:12:24,398 --> 00:12:26,815 - Because Mom and Dad will never go for it. 326 00:12:26,918 --> 00:12:29,127 - How do we know? We've never asked. 327 00:12:29,231 --> 00:12:31,716 [overlapping chatter] 328 00:12:31,820 --> 00:12:33,269 - Fine. 329 00:12:33,373 --> 00:12:37,066 All in favor of Lincoln wasting his time and asking Mom and Dad? 330 00:12:37,170 --> 00:12:39,413 [sighs] Motion passes. 331 00:12:39,517 --> 00:12:41,415 - Fine with us, sweetie. - Sure, son. 332 00:12:41,519 --> 00:12:42,900 I don't see why not. 333 00:12:43,003 --> 00:12:45,074 [all cheering] 334 00:12:45,178 --> 00:12:46,386 - So which is it? 335 00:12:46,489 --> 00:12:48,112 Aloha Beach or Dairyland? 336 00:12:48,215 --> 00:12:49,803 - Oh, they didn't say. 337 00:12:49,907 --> 00:12:51,978 I guess it's up to us to decide. 338 00:12:52,081 --> 00:12:54,256 All in favor of Aloha Beach? 339 00:12:54,359 --> 00:12:55,567 One, two, three, four, five. 340 00:12:55,671 --> 00:12:57,742 - You want to go to the beach, Lucy? 341 00:12:57,846 --> 00:12:58,812 - Two words. 342 00:12:58,916 --> 00:13:00,296 Shark attacks. 343 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,057 - All in favor of Dairyland? 344 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:03,437 One, two, three, four, five. 345 00:13:03,541 --> 00:13:06,268 - It's five against five. We win! 346 00:13:06,371 --> 00:13:07,787 - It's a tie, Leni. 347 00:13:07,890 --> 00:13:09,133 - Wait a minute. 348 00:13:09,236 --> 00:13:10,513 Lincoln didn't vote. 349 00:13:10,617 --> 00:13:12,515 - Well, Lincoln, what's it gonna be? 350 00:13:12,619 --> 00:13:14,310 - It's so hard to choose. 351 00:13:14,414 --> 00:13:16,174 I really like the beach... 352 00:13:16,278 --> 00:13:18,418 [overlapping chatter] 353 00:13:18,521 --> 00:13:20,454 But I love Dairyland. 354 00:13:20,558 --> 00:13:23,664 [overlapping chatter] 355 00:13:23,768 --> 00:13:25,425 I don't know. I can't decide. 356 00:13:25,528 --> 00:13:26,702 I need more time. 357 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,117 Can I have till the end of the day? 358 00:13:28,221 --> 00:13:29,912 - Really? - Fine. 359 00:13:30,016 --> 00:13:32,812 You have until the end of the day to decide. 360 00:13:32,915 --> 00:13:33,847 [bangs table] 361 00:13:33,951 --> 00:13:35,331 - [sighs] 362 00:13:35,435 --> 00:13:36,677 Now I've done it. 363 00:13:36,781 --> 00:13:38,990 If I choose Aloha Beach, five of my sisters 364 00:13:39,094 --> 00:13:40,647 are gonna be mad at me, 365 00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:43,201 and if I choose Dairyland, the other five will be mad. 366 00:13:43,305 --> 00:13:44,996 Making a decision is gonna be rough. 367 00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:47,033 - Hey, Linky. 368 00:13:47,136 --> 00:13:49,242 I brought you something. 369 00:13:49,345 --> 00:13:52,107 A short stack from your favorite short stack. 370 00:13:52,210 --> 00:13:55,662 You should never make a big decision on an empty stomach. 371 00:13:55,765 --> 00:13:58,285 - Wow. Thanks, Lola. 372 00:13:58,389 --> 00:13:59,804 - Hey, little bro. 373 00:13:59,908 --> 00:14:02,186 I was just thinking, with all the pressure 374 00:14:02,289 --> 00:14:04,222 you're under to decide, 375 00:14:04,326 --> 00:14:07,087 maybe a massage would help you relax. 376 00:14:07,191 --> 00:14:09,641 Hiya! 377 00:14:09,745 --> 00:14:13,818 - [voice shaking] Uh, this is awkward. 378 00:14:13,922 --> 00:14:15,164 Down a little. 379 00:14:15,268 --> 00:14:19,582 I carry most of my stress in my lower back. 380 00:14:19,686 --> 00:14:20,998 Ahh. 381 00:14:22,689 --> 00:14:24,208 - Shower time. - Huh? 382 00:14:24,311 --> 00:14:26,520 - Take a nice long one. 383 00:14:26,624 --> 00:14:28,798 I cleared the bathroom schedule. - Wait. 384 00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,386 You guys aren't trying to get my vote 385 00:14:30,490 --> 00:14:32,699 for Aloha Beach, are you? 386 00:14:32,802 --> 00:14:33,942 both: No. - No, no, no. 387 00:14:34,045 --> 00:14:35,288 - Wait, I thought we were. 388 00:14:35,391 --> 00:14:37,083 [sighing together] 389 00:14:37,186 --> 00:14:39,085 [mechanical whirring] 390 00:14:40,293 --> 00:14:41,535 - Cleaning my room? 391 00:14:41,639 --> 00:14:43,089 You guys aren't trying to get my vote 392 00:14:43,192 --> 00:14:45,056 for Dairyland, are you? 393 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:46,540 - What? No. - No, no. 394 00:14:46,644 --> 00:14:50,130 - Now that's funny. - Of course we are. 395 00:14:50,234 --> 00:14:51,925 - I amend my earlier statement. 396 00:14:52,029 --> 00:14:54,134 Deciding on where to go for our vacation 397 00:14:54,238 --> 00:14:57,517 might not be so rough after all. 398 00:14:57,620 --> 00:15:00,416 all: Aloha, Lincoln. 399 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:04,110 [light Hawaiian music] 400 00:15:04,213 --> 00:15:06,284 - What's that? - It's your homework. 401 00:15:06,388 --> 00:15:07,354 All done. 402 00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:09,322 - Uh, you did it? 403 00:15:09,425 --> 00:15:11,220 - I did. - Phew! 404 00:15:11,324 --> 00:15:13,533 I mean, not that it matters. 405 00:15:13,636 --> 00:15:14,844 [clown horn honks] [gasps] 406 00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:17,226 - Hiya, Lincoln! 407 00:15:17,330 --> 00:15:18,987 - Tippy the cow! 408 00:15:19,090 --> 00:15:20,436 - Well, that's right! 409 00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:24,613 And guess what I have for my favorite fan! 410 00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:26,891 - You did my laundry? Wow. 411 00:15:26,995 --> 00:15:27,892 Thanks, Tippy. 412 00:15:27,996 --> 00:15:29,169 - You're welcome. 413 00:15:29,273 --> 00:15:30,964 [clown horn honks] I'll see you soon 414 00:15:31,068 --> 00:15:37,074 at America's favorite dairy-themed a-moo-sement park! 415 00:15:37,177 --> 00:15:39,007 - Bye, Tippy! 416 00:15:39,110 --> 00:15:41,147 I love that cow. 417 00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:44,460 [dramatic music] 418 00:15:44,564 --> 00:15:46,807 - Welcome to your own private beach 419 00:15:46,911 --> 00:15:51,536 where we have sun, sand, and surf. 420 00:15:53,262 --> 00:15:55,195 - Don't forget screams. 421 00:15:55,299 --> 00:15:56,472 [girls gasp] - [roars] 422 00:15:56,576 --> 00:15:57,680 [girls scream] 423 00:15:57,784 --> 00:15:58,923 - And if you vote Team Beach, 424 00:15:59,027 --> 00:16:01,305 the fun will literally never stop. 425 00:16:01,408 --> 00:16:04,687 - Yeah. If you need anything else, just give us a toot. 426 00:16:04,791 --> 00:16:06,862 [blows note on conch shell] 427 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,622 ♪ 428 00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:12,764 - What's happening? 429 00:16:12,868 --> 00:16:14,870 - All aboard the I-Screamer! 430 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:19,323 - Please keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times. 431 00:16:19,426 --> 00:16:20,496 - Woo-hoo! 432 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:23,120 Faster, faster! 433 00:16:23,223 --> 00:16:24,604 [laughs] 434 00:16:24,707 --> 00:16:26,537 - Hope you enjoyed the ride, bro. 435 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:28,332 - If you vote for Dairyland, 436 00:16:28,435 --> 00:16:32,439 you'll have 2% more fun. [laughs] 437 00:16:32,543 --> 00:16:34,648 - If you require our services... [rings cowbell] 438 00:16:34,752 --> 00:16:36,685 Just call on Team Tippy. 439 00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:40,792 [upbeat rock music] 440 00:16:40,896 --> 00:16:41,828 [rings cowbell] 441 00:16:41,931 --> 00:16:45,832 ♪ 442 00:16:45,935 --> 00:16:47,489 [blows note on conch shell] 443 00:16:47,592 --> 00:16:50,285 ♪ 444 00:16:50,388 --> 00:16:51,251 [rings cowbell] 445 00:16:51,355 --> 00:16:53,288 ♪ 446 00:16:53,391 --> 00:16:54,289 [blows note on conch shell] 447 00:16:54,392 --> 00:16:57,050 ♪ 448 00:16:57,154 --> 00:16:58,051 [rings cowbell] 449 00:16:58,155 --> 00:17:01,468 ♪ 450 00:17:01,572 --> 00:17:02,469 [blows note on conch shell] 451 00:17:02,573 --> 00:17:03,919 ♪ 452 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:04,920 [rings cowbell] 453 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,164 ♪ 454 00:17:07,267 --> 00:17:08,441 - All right, Lincoln. 455 00:17:08,544 --> 00:17:09,649 Your time's up. 456 00:17:09,752 --> 00:17:11,340 What's it gonna be? 457 00:17:11,444 --> 00:17:14,136 - I know I said I'd decide by the end of the day, 458 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:16,311 but I'm still torn. 459 00:17:16,414 --> 00:17:18,692 Can I have just one more day? 460 00:17:18,796 --> 00:17:21,281 - Why, you lousy little-- 461 00:17:21,385 --> 00:17:24,353 - Uh, not a problem. [chuckles] 462 00:17:24,457 --> 00:17:26,045 We understand. 463 00:17:26,148 --> 00:17:28,530 - All right. - For sure, Lincoln. 464 00:17:28,633 --> 00:17:29,703 - Can you blame me? 465 00:17:29,807 --> 00:17:31,084 No matter what I decide, 466 00:17:31,188 --> 00:17:33,293 five of them are still gonna be mad at me, 467 00:17:33,397 --> 00:17:36,124 but this day has been amazing. 468 00:17:36,227 --> 00:17:39,989 So I figure why not take advantage of it a little longer? 469 00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:42,716 - Ugh! What are we going to do, you guys? 470 00:17:42,820 --> 00:17:45,926 We need to try harder to show him why the beach is better. 471 00:17:46,030 --> 00:17:51,725 - Or maybe we show him why Dairyland is worse. 472 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,489 - Got to pee, got to pee, got to pee! 473 00:17:56,592 --> 00:17:58,215 Note to self. No more cocoa before bed. 474 00:17:58,318 --> 00:17:59,526 What's going on? 475 00:17:59,630 --> 00:18:01,114 - Waiting in line for the bathroom. 476 00:18:01,218 --> 00:18:02,598 Better get used to standing in lines 477 00:18:02,702 --> 00:18:04,842 if you're gonna vote for Dairyland. 478 00:18:04,945 --> 00:18:07,638 - [yelping] - [yawns] 479 00:18:07,741 --> 00:18:09,157 [toilet flushes] 480 00:18:09,260 --> 00:18:11,400 Ah! Ooh! Ah! 481 00:18:11,504 --> 00:18:12,884 Aah! 482 00:18:12,988 --> 00:18:14,058 What? 483 00:18:14,162 --> 00:18:17,475 "Sorry! This ride is temporarily closed"? 484 00:18:17,579 --> 00:18:19,857 No! 485 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:23,654 - Oh, so that's how they want to play? 486 00:18:23,757 --> 00:18:25,690 - [whimpers] 487 00:18:25,794 --> 00:18:29,453 [water running] Ahh, sweet relief! 488 00:18:29,556 --> 00:18:31,834 Ah! Freezing! 489 00:18:31,938 --> 00:18:34,043 What happened to all the hot water? 490 00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:36,563 - You better get used to it if you vote for the beach. 491 00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:39,118 - Because the average ocean temperature 492 00:18:39,221 --> 00:18:41,913 is 16.6 degrees Celsius. 493 00:18:50,784 --> 00:18:52,579 - Uh, guys, FYI, 494 00:18:52,683 --> 00:18:56,549 sand in my crack does not make me want to vote for the beach. 495 00:18:56,652 --> 00:18:58,067 [both laugh] 496 00:19:00,449 --> 00:19:02,279 [rock music] 497 00:19:02,382 --> 00:19:03,866 Guys! Guys, too fast! 498 00:19:03,970 --> 00:19:05,696 Too fast, guys! Guys, too fast! 499 00:19:05,799 --> 00:19:08,699 I'm gonna hurl! [vomits] 500 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:12,530 Word of advice. 501 00:19:12,634 --> 00:19:15,947 Blowing chunks does not make me want to vote for Dairyland. 502 00:19:18,398 --> 00:19:20,642 "Everything you'll need for fun in the sun. 503 00:19:20,745 --> 00:19:24,335 Enjoy. Team Beach." 504 00:19:24,439 --> 00:19:26,406 SPF 800 sunscreen. 505 00:19:26,510 --> 00:19:29,996 Perfect for my fair skin. 506 00:19:30,099 --> 00:19:31,515 Hm, tingly. 507 00:19:31,618 --> 00:19:33,068 [skin sizzles] 508 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:36,761 [bell rings] Aah! News flash! 509 00:19:36,865 --> 00:19:39,557 Giving me a sunburn is not the way to win my vote. 510 00:19:39,661 --> 00:19:43,182 - Huh? Sodium hydrochlorite? 511 00:19:43,285 --> 00:19:44,769 "Avoid contact with skin"? 512 00:19:44,873 --> 00:19:47,634 This has Lisa written all over it. 513 00:19:47,738 --> 00:19:51,569 - So that's how you spell Lisa? 514 00:19:51,673 --> 00:19:52,915 [clown horn honks] - [gasps] 515 00:19:53,019 --> 00:19:55,090 Tippy! Ah! 516 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,505 Mad cow! Mad cow! 517 00:19:56,609 --> 00:19:57,955 [screaming] 518 00:19:58,058 --> 00:19:59,681 [grunting] 519 00:20:01,269 --> 00:20:02,270 [sighs] 520 00:20:02,373 --> 00:20:03,547 - Well? 521 00:20:03,650 --> 00:20:04,927 - Worked like a charm. 522 00:20:05,031 --> 00:20:06,722 Aloha Beach is in our future. 523 00:20:06,826 --> 00:20:08,379 - We knew it! 524 00:20:08,483 --> 00:20:10,692 You've been sabotaging us. 525 00:20:10,795 --> 00:20:12,625 - We sabotaged you? 526 00:20:12,728 --> 00:20:14,903 You put sand in Lincoln's underpants. 527 00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:17,595 - But you started it with the line for the bathroom. 528 00:20:17,699 --> 00:20:20,460 [overlapping arguing] 529 00:20:20,564 --> 00:20:21,806 - [groans] 530 00:20:21,910 --> 00:20:24,395 [rings cowbell and blows conch] 531 00:20:24,499 --> 00:20:26,294 Can I get an ice pack? 532 00:20:26,397 --> 00:20:28,296 Some bandages? 533 00:20:28,399 --> 00:20:29,676 A hug? 534 00:20:29,780 --> 00:20:31,471 Where is everybody? 535 00:20:31,575 --> 00:20:32,886 [overlapping arguing] 536 00:20:32,990 --> 00:20:34,371 [rings cowbell and blows conch] 537 00:20:34,474 --> 00:20:35,820 I'm blowing the conch, 538 00:20:35,924 --> 00:20:38,133 I'm ringing the bell, and yet, nothing. 539 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,134 - You! 540 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,826 This is all your fault. - Yeah. 541 00:20:41,930 --> 00:20:43,759 If you had just made up your mind, 542 00:20:43,863 --> 00:20:45,520 none of this would have happened. 543 00:20:45,623 --> 00:20:47,763 [overlapping arguing] 544 00:20:47,867 --> 00:20:49,558 - Great. I was afraid of making 545 00:20:49,662 --> 00:20:51,353 five of my sisters mad at me, 546 00:20:51,457 --> 00:20:53,079 but now all ten are. 547 00:20:53,182 --> 00:20:55,081 There's only one thing left to do. 548 00:20:55,184 --> 00:20:57,152 - Fine with us, sweetie. - Sure, son. 549 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,533 I don't see why not. 550 00:20:58,636 --> 00:21:00,362 - Quiet down! 551 00:21:00,466 --> 00:21:01,950 I've made my decision. 552 00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:05,712 We're going to Scratchy Bottom Campgrounds! 553 00:21:05,816 --> 00:21:08,059 all: What? - But what about the bears? 554 00:21:08,163 --> 00:21:10,579 - And the Dipterum Culicidae bites? 555 00:21:10,683 --> 00:21:12,098 - And the pooping in the woods? 556 00:21:12,201 --> 00:21:14,480 - That's still the only reason I'd go. 557 00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:18,829 - Ugh, this is literally going to be the worst vacation ever. 558 00:21:18,932 --> 00:21:22,591 This is literally the best vacation ever. 559 00:21:22,695 --> 00:21:24,317 [overlapping agreements] 560 00:21:24,421 --> 00:21:26,561 - Why were we so against this place? 561 00:21:26,664 --> 00:21:27,527 [rings cowbell] 562 00:21:27,631 --> 00:21:32,291 ♪ 563 00:21:32,394 --> 00:21:34,534 - [blows conch shell] - [rings cowbell] 564 00:21:34,638 --> 00:21:36,398 - Ah! 565 00:21:36,502 --> 00:21:38,020 Ooh! [grunts] 566 00:21:38,124 --> 00:21:38,883 [screams] 567 00:21:38,987 --> 00:21:40,195 - [blows conch shell] 568 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,334 - [screams] 569 00:21:41,438 --> 00:21:42,335 - [rings cowbell] 570 00:21:42,439 --> 00:21:47,202 ♪ 571 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,446 - It may not be much of a vacation for me, 572 00:21:49,549 --> 00:21:52,380 but it's worth it if all ten of my sisters are happy. 573 00:21:52,483 --> 00:21:55,624 I'd say everything turned out A-okay. 574 00:21:55,728 --> 00:21:57,316 [sinister laughter] 575 00:21:57,419 --> 00:21:58,455 [screams] 576 00:21:58,558 --> 00:22:00,767 The hill people hiding in the trees! 577 00:22:02,976 --> 00:22:04,357 - ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪ 578 00:22:04,461 --> 00:22:06,255 ♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪ 579 00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:09,189 ♪ In the Loud house - ♪ Loud house 580 00:22:09,293 --> 00:22:11,640 - ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪ 581 00:22:11,744 --> 00:22:15,713 ♪ That's the way we show our love in the Loud house ♪ 582 00:22:15,817 --> 00:22:17,094 - ♪ Loud house 583 00:22:17,197 --> 00:22:18,682 ♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪ 584 00:22:18,785 --> 00:22:19,855 ♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪ 585 00:22:19,959 --> 00:22:21,063 ♪ Stand in line to take a pee 586 00:22:21,167 --> 00:22:22,513 ♪ Never any privacy 587 00:22:22,617 --> 00:22:25,067 ♪ Chaos with 11 kids 588 00:22:25,171 --> 00:22:27,656 ♪ That's the way it always is ♪ 589 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:29,002 ♪ In the Loud house