1 00:00:02,864 --> 00:00:04,176 - ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 2 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:05,902 ♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪ 3 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,386 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 4 00:00:07,490 --> 00:00:08,801 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles 5 00:00:08,905 --> 00:00:10,700 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 6 00:00:10,803 --> 00:00:14,186 ♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪ 7 00:00:14,290 --> 00:00:15,222 - ♪ In the Loud house 8 00:00:15,325 --> 00:00:16,671 ♪ In the Loud house 9 00:00:16,775 --> 00:00:17,845 - ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪ 10 00:00:17,948 --> 00:00:19,605 ♪ Is how we show our love 11 00:00:19,709 --> 00:00:21,642 - ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪ 12 00:00:21,745 --> 00:00:23,126 - ♪ One boy and ten girls 13 00:00:23,230 --> 00:00:25,128 ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 14 00:00:25,232 --> 00:00:28,890 - ♪ Loud Loud Loud 15 00:00:28,994 --> 00:00:29,891 ♪ Loud house 16 00:00:29,995 --> 00:00:30,927 - Poo-poo. 17 00:00:32,377 --> 00:00:35,276 [rock music] 18 00:00:35,380 --> 00:00:40,557 ♪ 19 00:00:40,661 --> 00:00:41,800 [zipper zips] 20 00:00:41,903 --> 00:00:44,975 [objects thudding] 21 00:00:58,196 --> 00:00:59,438 - Ah, road trips. 22 00:00:59,542 --> 00:01:01,854 That beloved tradition of families everywhere. 23 00:01:01,958 --> 00:01:05,306 Tomorrow, the Loud family is going on a road trip of our own. 24 00:01:05,410 --> 00:01:06,687 Sounds fun, right? 25 00:01:06,790 --> 00:01:09,724 Not with 13 of us packed into the family wagon, 26 00:01:09,828 --> 00:01:12,934 or as we affectionately call it, "Vanzilla." 27 00:01:13,038 --> 00:01:13,832 [roaring] 28 00:01:13,935 --> 00:01:15,178 Every seat in Vanzilla 29 00:01:15,282 --> 00:01:17,456 offers one kind of torture or another. 30 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:19,976 [intense music] 31 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:23,221 Getting stuck next to Lily's car seat is no good. 32 00:01:24,601 --> 00:01:25,568 Ah, Lily! 33 00:01:25,671 --> 00:01:27,880 [baby laughing] 34 00:01:28,985 --> 00:01:30,918 The back row is so far from Mom and Dad 35 00:01:31,021 --> 00:01:33,438 that it turns into the wild, wild West. 36 00:01:33,541 --> 00:01:35,785 [Western music] 37 00:01:35,888 --> 00:01:37,545 - Stop looking at me. 38 00:01:37,649 --> 00:01:39,754 - You stop looking at me. 39 00:01:39,858 --> 00:01:42,861 [all grunting] 40 00:01:44,276 --> 00:01:48,073 - Come on, we haven't even left the driveway yet! 41 00:01:48,177 --> 00:01:51,145 And this seat has the exact opposite problem. 42 00:01:51,249 --> 00:01:53,147 It's right in Dad's sight line. 43 00:01:53,251 --> 00:01:55,839 - Feet off the seat! 44 00:01:55,943 --> 00:01:58,187 - Plus, it's next to the one working speaker. 45 00:01:58,290 --> 00:02:01,431 - Ooh, honey, it's our prom theme. 46 00:02:01,535 --> 00:02:02,743 [purrs] 47 00:02:02,846 --> 00:02:04,641 [soft rock music] 48 00:02:04,745 --> 00:02:06,850 - Ugh. 49 00:02:06,954 --> 00:02:09,543 And the rest of the seats only get worse. 50 00:02:09,646 --> 00:02:10,716 There's the sticky, 51 00:02:10,820 --> 00:02:13,063 the soggy, 52 00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:14,375 the springy, 53 00:02:14,479 --> 00:02:16,446 and the slanty. 54 00:02:16,550 --> 00:02:20,657 By my calculations, that leaves just one seat safe from it all. 55 00:02:20,761 --> 00:02:23,695 I call it the "Sweet Spot." 56 00:02:23,798 --> 00:02:25,386 And tomorrow, it will be mine 57 00:02:25,490 --> 00:02:28,320 'cause I'm gonna stake it out tonight. 58 00:02:32,635 --> 00:02:33,532 [light switch clicks] 59 00:02:33,636 --> 00:02:34,602 There's my cue. 60 00:02:34,706 --> 00:02:37,398 Everyone's asleep. 61 00:02:37,502 --> 00:02:38,917 It's go time. 62 00:02:39,020 --> 00:02:40,263 [click] 63 00:02:43,818 --> 00:02:45,648 [cat screeches] 64 00:02:45,751 --> 00:02:47,788 [cat purrs] 65 00:03:02,630 --> 00:03:03,631 Come in, Nosebleeder. 66 00:03:03,735 --> 00:03:04,770 This is Roadtripper. 67 00:03:04,874 --> 00:03:06,324 - Sorry, Roadtripper. 68 00:03:06,427 --> 00:03:08,498 I have to keep the line clear for my friend Lincoln. 69 00:03:08,602 --> 00:03:09,741 - This is Lincoln. 70 00:03:09,844 --> 00:03:11,225 - Oh, hi, Lincoln! 71 00:03:11,329 --> 00:03:13,710 - Operation: Sweet Spot is a success. 72 00:03:13,814 --> 00:03:15,471 I've secured the seat. 73 00:03:15,574 --> 00:03:17,024 - Great job. 74 00:03:17,127 --> 00:03:19,509 So who did you get to sit next to you? 75 00:03:19,613 --> 00:03:21,891 - Who did I get to sit next to me? 76 00:03:21,994 --> 00:03:24,307 [indistinct yelling] 77 00:03:25,515 --> 00:03:26,999 I'm sorry you had to see that. 78 00:03:27,103 --> 00:03:28,898 Having the wrong sister next to me 79 00:03:29,001 --> 00:03:30,900 could totally wreck the Sweet Spot. 80 00:03:31,003 --> 00:03:33,247 Okay, it definitely can't be Luan. 81 00:03:34,766 --> 00:03:37,182 - Airbag deployed! [laughs] 82 00:03:37,286 --> 00:03:40,703 - And it can't be Lola. - Hold still! 83 00:03:40,806 --> 00:03:43,568 - I can't. I'm on the spring seat. 84 00:03:43,671 --> 00:03:44,741 And it can't be Lynn. 85 00:03:44,845 --> 00:03:46,398 - Let's play Auto Attack. 86 00:03:46,502 --> 00:03:47,537 - How do you play that? 87 00:03:47,641 --> 00:03:50,713 - I punch you every time I see a car. 88 00:03:50,816 --> 00:03:52,853 [truck honking] Ooh, good timing. 89 00:03:52,956 --> 00:03:55,614 [punching and grunting] 90 00:03:55,718 --> 00:03:57,961 - I got it! Leni! 91 00:03:58,065 --> 00:04:00,654 The motion of the car always puts her in a daze, 92 00:04:00,757 --> 00:04:02,690 and she'll leave me alone. 93 00:04:04,036 --> 00:04:07,212 - [groans] Oh, scrunchies! 94 00:04:07,316 --> 00:04:09,110 Oh, leg warmers! 95 00:04:09,214 --> 00:04:12,873 - Leni, Leni. Leni! Oh, good. 96 00:04:12,976 --> 00:04:14,219 You're awake. Listen. 97 00:04:14,323 --> 00:04:16,497 Will you sit next to me in the car tomorrow? 98 00:04:16,601 --> 00:04:17,878 - Sure. 99 00:04:17,981 --> 00:04:19,569 I mean, it's the least I could do. 100 00:04:19,673 --> 00:04:22,710 You did just save me from a bad fashion nightmare. 101 00:04:22,814 --> 00:04:23,918 [snores] 102 00:04:24,022 --> 00:04:25,955 - Yes! 103 00:04:26,058 --> 00:04:28,337 - Socks with sandals! 104 00:04:34,826 --> 00:04:36,414 - Roadtripper to Nosebleeder. 105 00:04:36,517 --> 00:04:37,794 - Sorry, Roadtripper. 106 00:04:37,898 --> 00:04:39,762 I have to keep this line-- - It's Lincoln! 107 00:04:39,865 --> 00:04:43,041 Operation: Seat Next to the Sweet Spot is a success. 108 00:04:43,144 --> 00:04:44,387 - Excellent! 109 00:04:44,491 --> 00:04:47,045 So who's sitting behind you? 110 00:04:47,148 --> 00:04:49,358 - Who's sitting behind me? 111 00:04:49,461 --> 00:04:51,636 [indistinct yelling] 112 00:04:51,739 --> 00:04:54,777 Ah, so many ways to ruin the Sweet Spot! 113 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:56,675 All right. Who can I have behind me? 114 00:04:56,779 --> 00:04:59,609 Definitely not Lana. 115 00:04:59,713 --> 00:05:01,059 Can you please stop? 116 00:05:01,162 --> 00:05:02,957 [coughs] 117 00:05:03,061 --> 00:05:04,407 Definitely not Lori. 118 00:05:04,511 --> 00:05:05,788 She spends the whole ride 119 00:05:05,891 --> 00:05:07,686 texting with Bobby, which means-- 120 00:05:07,790 --> 00:05:10,171 - [gags] Carsick! 121 00:05:10,275 --> 00:05:12,346 [vomits] 122 00:05:12,450 --> 00:05:13,589 [camera clicks] 123 00:05:13,692 --> 00:05:15,694 I totally have to text that to Bobby. 124 00:05:15,798 --> 00:05:17,075 What did I eat? 125 00:05:17,178 --> 00:05:18,904 - I've got it! Lisa! 126 00:05:19,008 --> 00:05:20,872 True, she won't shut up about all the dangers 127 00:05:20,975 --> 00:05:21,873 of car travel... 128 00:05:21,976 --> 00:05:23,184 - The tires could blow. 129 00:05:23,288 --> 00:05:25,014 A low-flying plane could shear the roof off. 130 00:05:25,117 --> 00:05:27,327 The brakes could fail, and we could plunge off a cliff. 131 00:05:27,430 --> 00:05:29,467 - But the beauty of the Sweet Spot 132 00:05:29,570 --> 00:05:31,192 is it has one working window. 133 00:05:31,296 --> 00:05:33,747 The wind of the road will drown her out. 134 00:05:35,093 --> 00:05:36,750 So you'll sit behind me tomorrow? 135 00:05:36,853 --> 00:05:38,338 - Sure. It's safer there anyway, 136 00:05:38,441 --> 00:05:40,754 in case the engine comes loose and flies into the car, 137 00:05:40,857 --> 00:05:43,515 crushing everyone up front. 138 00:05:43,619 --> 00:05:45,172 - That window better work. 139 00:05:47,036 --> 00:05:50,211 - Hey, Lincoln? - Ah! What Sweet Spot? 140 00:05:50,315 --> 00:05:51,799 I mean hey! 141 00:05:51,903 --> 00:05:53,145 - I have one addendum 142 00:05:53,249 --> 00:05:54,802 to our legally binding verbal agreement. 143 00:05:54,906 --> 00:05:58,288 I'll sit behind you only if Luna's not next to me. 144 00:05:58,392 --> 00:06:01,775 Her singing gives me an extreme case of tinnitus. 145 00:06:01,878 --> 00:06:04,294 - [shrieking] 146 00:06:04,398 --> 00:06:07,159 - Where is a low-flying plane when you need one? 147 00:06:07,263 --> 00:06:08,747 - No problem, I think I can 148 00:06:08,851 --> 00:06:12,061 move some things around to accommodate you. 149 00:06:15,996 --> 00:06:17,998 - Sure, I'll sit up front, dude, 150 00:06:18,101 --> 00:06:19,620 as long as Lori isn't near me. 151 00:06:19,724 --> 00:06:23,590 I don't need to get ralphed on by the Princess of Puke. 152 00:06:23,693 --> 00:06:26,593 [rock music] 153 00:06:26,696 --> 00:06:34,394 ♪ 154 00:06:35,671 --> 00:06:39,260 - And Leni goes here, and we're done! 155 00:06:42,091 --> 00:06:43,506 Roadtripper to Nosebleeder. 156 00:06:43,610 --> 00:06:46,233 Operation: Fill All the Seats around the Sweet Spot 157 00:06:46,336 --> 00:06:47,476 is complete! 158 00:06:47,579 --> 00:06:50,237 - That's awesome, but what about the-- 159 00:06:51,825 --> 00:06:53,205 - Sorry, Nosebleeder, 160 00:06:53,309 --> 00:06:54,966 but your questions are compromising the mission. 161 00:06:55,069 --> 00:06:57,865 [yawns] Now, to get a little shut-eye. 162 00:07:00,696 --> 00:07:02,870 [banging] 163 00:07:02,974 --> 00:07:04,389 Hey, guys. 164 00:07:04,493 --> 00:07:05,425 What's up? 165 00:07:05,528 --> 00:07:08,393 - What are you up to, Lincoln? 166 00:07:08,497 --> 00:07:10,326 - Me? I'm not up to anything. 167 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:13,743 Just, you know, catching some Zs in the car like guys do. 168 00:07:13,847 --> 00:07:16,884 - Oh, yeah? Then, what's this? 169 00:07:18,472 --> 00:07:20,129 - You went in my room? 170 00:07:20,232 --> 00:07:21,579 - That's not the hot issue right now. 171 00:07:21,682 --> 00:07:24,616 - What's the Sweet Spot? And why are you in it? 172 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:26,515 - Oh, it's, uh-- 173 00:07:26,618 --> 00:07:29,241 it's the worst seat in the whole car. 174 00:07:29,345 --> 00:07:32,762 I put myself in it, so none of you would have to suffer. 175 00:07:32,866 --> 00:07:35,593 - Then, why is it called the "Sweet Spot"? 176 00:07:35,696 --> 00:07:37,664 - Because I'm being sweet? 177 00:07:37,767 --> 00:07:39,424 - According to my calculations, 178 00:07:39,528 --> 00:07:41,564 the Sweet Spot is actually the best seat in the car 179 00:07:41,668 --> 00:07:44,671 for various reasons including air circulation, 180 00:07:44,774 --> 00:07:46,051 proximity to parental units, 181 00:07:46,155 --> 00:07:48,468 and the lack of chewable adhesive on the cushion. 182 00:07:48,571 --> 00:07:51,194 - It took me eight months to figure that out. 183 00:07:51,298 --> 00:07:52,713 - Shocker. 184 00:07:52,817 --> 00:07:54,577 - Well, if that's the best seat, then I should get it. 185 00:07:54,681 --> 00:07:55,923 I'm the oldest. 186 00:07:56,027 --> 00:07:57,546 - You'd just barf all over it, dude. 187 00:07:57,649 --> 00:07:58,823 I should have it! 188 00:07:58,926 --> 00:08:00,203 - Beauty before age! 189 00:08:00,307 --> 00:08:02,136 - Yeah, so I should get it! 190 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:04,000 - That seat belongs to me! 191 00:08:04,104 --> 00:08:05,692 - No, I want it! 192 00:08:05,795 --> 00:08:09,143 - You can yell all you want, but I'm already in the seat, 193 00:08:09,247 --> 00:08:11,560 and possession is 9/10 of the law. 194 00:08:11,663 --> 00:08:14,217 - You're gonna possess a bruise in a minute. 195 00:08:15,943 --> 00:08:17,151 - Get him! 196 00:08:17,255 --> 00:08:18,946 [indistinct chatter] 197 00:08:19,050 --> 00:08:21,397 - [laughing] 198 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,295 [door creaks open] 199 00:08:23,399 --> 00:08:25,677 Dang it. I forgot about the broken lock. 200 00:08:25,781 --> 00:08:27,334 - Ha! 201 00:08:27,437 --> 00:08:28,680 - Let go of me! 202 00:08:28,784 --> 00:08:31,614 [overlapping shouting] 203 00:08:33,892 --> 00:08:36,895 [dogs barking] 204 00:08:36,999 --> 00:08:40,589 [horn honks] 205 00:08:40,692 --> 00:08:44,178 - That is enough! 206 00:08:44,282 --> 00:08:46,560 Everyone, back to their rooms this minute. 207 00:08:46,664 --> 00:08:51,289 I don't want to see anyone in that car until 7:00 a.m.! 208 00:08:53,325 --> 00:08:55,189 - Good luck getting the Sweet Spot now. 209 00:08:55,293 --> 00:08:57,813 [laughter] 210 00:08:57,916 --> 00:08:59,331 - [groans] 211 00:08:59,435 --> 00:09:01,989 [yells] 212 00:09:02,093 --> 00:09:04,544 This is bad. I can't lose that seat! 213 00:09:06,615 --> 00:09:09,031 - Don't even think about it, Lincoln. 214 00:09:09,134 --> 00:09:11,171 I'm watching you. 215 00:09:11,274 --> 00:09:13,069 - Well, I'm watching you. 216 00:09:13,173 --> 00:09:15,037 - And I'm watching you! 217 00:09:15,140 --> 00:09:17,246 - And I'm watching you! 218 00:09:18,972 --> 00:09:20,421 - Ugh! Okay. 219 00:09:20,525 --> 00:09:22,976 I just have to be the first one out the door tomorrow. 220 00:09:26,048 --> 00:09:27,774 [alarm beeping] Oh! 221 00:09:27,877 --> 00:09:31,191 Only 30 minutes till Operation: Save the Sweet Spot-- 222 00:09:31,294 --> 00:09:33,469 [yawns] 223 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:36,955 Come on, man! Stay with me! 224 00:09:37,059 --> 00:09:40,372 [dance music] 225 00:09:40,476 --> 00:09:43,375 [grunting] 226 00:09:43,479 --> 00:09:51,418 ♪ 227 00:09:54,007 --> 00:09:54,904 [alarm beeping] 228 00:09:55,008 --> 00:09:58,252 [all yelling] 229 00:10:11,921 --> 00:10:13,682 - My seat! - I want that-- 230 00:10:13,785 --> 00:10:16,685 [overlapping shouting] 231 00:10:20,758 --> 00:10:24,175 - Enough! 232 00:10:24,278 --> 00:10:27,074 [sobbing] That was my first car 233 00:10:27,178 --> 00:10:32,424 and my dad's first car and his dad's first car! 234 00:10:32,528 --> 00:10:34,634 - All right, everyone, back inside! 235 00:10:34,737 --> 00:10:36,394 The road trip is off! 236 00:10:36,497 --> 00:10:38,499 You're going to spend this weekend sitting together 237 00:10:38,603 --> 00:10:42,296 in the living room until you learn to get along! 238 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,229 all: Aww! 239 00:10:47,957 --> 00:10:49,614 - I'm sorry you had to see that. 240 00:10:49,718 --> 00:10:52,686 Well, Operation: Sweet Spot went sour. 241 00:10:52,790 --> 00:10:54,861 I guess I should've known that in a family this big, 242 00:10:54,964 --> 00:10:57,449 you just can't control every little thing. 243 00:10:57,553 --> 00:11:00,660 That said, there's a sweet spot in the living room too. 244 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:03,455 It's at the end of the couch, 245 00:11:03,559 --> 00:11:06,424 close to the bathroom with a great view of the TV, 246 00:11:06,527 --> 00:11:09,461 and it's going to be mine! 247 00:11:09,565 --> 00:11:11,360 Nosebleeder, this is Couch Potato. 248 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:14,397 Operation: Snag the Sofa is a go! 249 00:11:14,501 --> 00:11:15,709 [yelling] 250 00:11:17,262 --> 00:11:20,162 [rock music] 251 00:11:20,265 --> 00:11:28,411 ♪ 252 00:11:30,034 --> 00:11:33,416 - Would you cut it out? 253 00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:37,213 Come on, man! Stop! 254 00:11:39,802 --> 00:11:42,184 I said cut it out! [laughter] 255 00:11:42,287 --> 00:11:44,289 - Hey! - What? 256 00:11:44,393 --> 00:11:45,877 - In most families, the kiddie table 257 00:11:45,981 --> 00:11:47,948 is something you only see at holidays, 258 00:11:48,052 --> 00:11:51,607 but in a family as big as mine, it's part of everyday life. 259 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,609 - Hey, Lincoln, you like seafood? 260 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,093 See? Food. 261 00:11:55,197 --> 00:11:56,819 Bleh. 262 00:11:56,923 --> 00:11:58,200 - Hey, Lucy! 263 00:11:58,303 --> 00:12:01,582 I want to suck your blood! 264 00:12:02,860 --> 00:12:05,483 - For gosh sakes, you guys, cut it out! 265 00:12:05,586 --> 00:12:07,830 Ugh! It's not right. 266 00:12:07,934 --> 00:12:10,730 My five older sisters get to sit at the grown-up table 267 00:12:10,833 --> 00:12:12,248 with Mom and Dad, 268 00:12:12,352 --> 00:12:14,837 while I'm stuck here with my five younger sisters. 269 00:12:14,941 --> 00:12:16,218 - How can you eat that broccoli 270 00:12:16,321 --> 00:12:18,599 when you know how much it suffered to get here? 271 00:12:18,703 --> 00:12:20,878 - Uh, Lucy, broccoli doesn't feel pain. 272 00:12:20,981 --> 00:12:22,258 - Oh, no? 273 00:12:22,362 --> 00:12:24,157 Listen to the broccoli screaming, Lincoln. 274 00:12:24,260 --> 00:12:26,124 Listen to it. - Ah! 275 00:12:26,228 --> 00:12:28,402 Can I just eat my dinner in peace? 276 00:12:28,506 --> 00:12:30,301 - Did you say "peas"? 277 00:12:31,612 --> 00:12:33,753 - [laughs] - Oh, you want to play? 278 00:12:33,856 --> 00:12:34,857 Let's play. 279 00:12:37,101 --> 00:12:40,414 My calibration seems to have been off by about 16 degrees. 280 00:12:40,518 --> 00:12:41,208 [grunts] 281 00:12:41,312 --> 00:12:42,313 - Mine wasn't. 282 00:12:42,416 --> 00:12:44,902 [indistinct chatter] 283 00:12:46,351 --> 00:12:47,594 - You are not gonna look pretty at all! 284 00:12:47,697 --> 00:12:49,527 - So I said to the Prime Minister, 285 00:12:49,630 --> 00:12:51,978 "Two breads are better than one!" 286 00:12:52,081 --> 00:12:53,393 [laughter] 287 00:12:53,496 --> 00:12:57,673 - Your comedy is so mature, just like you. 288 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:58,916 - To Lincoln! 289 00:12:59,019 --> 00:13:01,746 He puts the "grown-up" in "grown-up table." 290 00:13:01,850 --> 00:13:02,989 all: To Lincoln. 291 00:13:03,092 --> 00:13:06,061 - Muah. Muah. 292 00:13:06,164 --> 00:13:07,269 That's it! 293 00:13:07,372 --> 00:13:08,684 I don't belong here. 294 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,893 I'm gonna go ask to join the grown-up table. 295 00:13:10,997 --> 00:13:12,343 - Ha! - Good luck. 296 00:13:12,446 --> 00:13:14,759 - You really think they're gonna let you? 297 00:13:14,863 --> 00:13:16,899 all: Ooh. 298 00:13:18,038 --> 00:13:20,800 [laughter] 299 00:13:20,903 --> 00:13:23,181 [laughter] 300 00:13:23,285 --> 00:13:24,631 - You'll see. 301 00:13:24,734 --> 00:13:26,219 I'm gonna make it to the grown-up table 302 00:13:26,322 --> 00:13:28,600 and leave all you children behind. 303 00:13:29,947 --> 00:13:33,053 - Well, Lincoln, you've come to the right place. 304 00:13:33,157 --> 00:13:34,434 As an only child, 305 00:13:34,537 --> 00:13:37,264 I've been at the grown-up table my whole life. 306 00:13:37,368 --> 00:13:38,576 - So you think you can help me? 307 00:13:38,679 --> 00:13:42,338 - Did Napoleon have a Napoleon complex? 308 00:13:42,442 --> 00:13:43,788 That's a grown-up table joke. 309 00:13:43,892 --> 00:13:46,826 You don't get it now, but you will soon. 310 00:13:46,929 --> 00:13:48,068 Now, don't worry. 311 00:13:48,172 --> 00:13:49,621 I have a surefire program 312 00:13:49,725 --> 00:13:52,279 that'll get your family to stop seeing you as a kid. 313 00:13:52,383 --> 00:13:54,523 - And start seeing me as a grown-up. 314 00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:57,353 Careful, you're giving Bun Bun an ouchie. 315 00:14:00,736 --> 00:14:03,428 - Good morning, everybody! 316 00:14:03,532 --> 00:14:06,190 Ah, nothing like that first cup of morning joe. 317 00:14:06,293 --> 00:14:07,225 [sniffs] 318 00:14:07,329 --> 00:14:09,262 Ah, mountain grown. 319 00:14:17,235 --> 00:14:18,547 Hey, guys. 320 00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:20,031 There's a really interesting article in here 321 00:14:20,135 --> 00:14:22,620 about how kids are maturing faster these days. 322 00:14:22,723 --> 00:14:24,864 They say 11 is the new 15. 323 00:14:28,212 --> 00:14:31,249 Ooh, the House is debating the new highways bill. 324 00:14:31,353 --> 00:14:34,045 This should be fascinating. 325 00:14:34,149 --> 00:14:35,391 - Are you feeling okay? 326 00:14:35,495 --> 00:14:37,497 - Me? Never felt better. 327 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:39,050 Though the back's a little stiff. 328 00:14:39,154 --> 00:14:41,708 Getting older ain't easy. Am I right, ladies? 329 00:14:46,092 --> 00:14:47,472 - I was using it first! 330 00:14:47,576 --> 00:14:49,612 - Nuh-uh! I was. - Give it to me! 331 00:14:49,716 --> 00:14:51,373 - You clearly took it away from me! 332 00:14:51,476 --> 00:14:53,375 - Lola, Lana, what's going on? 333 00:14:53,478 --> 00:14:55,135 - Don't worry, Dad. I got this. 334 00:14:55,239 --> 00:14:58,311 Now, children, if you can't share the jump rope, 335 00:14:58,414 --> 00:15:00,313 then neither of you gets to use it. 336 00:15:01,831 --> 00:15:02,902 Ha, kids. 337 00:15:03,005 --> 00:15:05,628 They just don't get it, huh, Dad? 338 00:15:06,767 --> 00:15:08,114 Ugh. 339 00:15:08,217 --> 00:15:11,911 Ah, nothing like a nice, smooth face to start the day. 340 00:15:15,086 --> 00:15:16,674 Yup. 341 00:15:16,777 --> 00:15:19,401 Maybe I shouldn't have used the razor Mom shaves her legs with. 342 00:15:19,504 --> 00:15:22,369 - Never mind that. Our plan is working. 343 00:15:22,473 --> 00:15:23,957 You're showing your family that you belong 344 00:15:24,061 --> 00:15:25,476 at the grown-up table. 345 00:15:25,579 --> 00:15:29,445 Now comes phase two, how to act once you get there. 346 00:15:32,414 --> 00:15:34,485 This is the grown-up table simulator. 347 00:15:34,588 --> 00:15:36,556 Now, show me your salad fork. 348 00:15:37,488 --> 00:15:39,869 - Uh...this one? 349 00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:41,595 [horn blares] 350 00:15:41,699 --> 00:15:44,012 - Wrong. That's your dinner fork. 351 00:15:44,115 --> 00:15:47,153 Now, have some bread. 352 00:15:47,256 --> 00:15:48,430 [horn blares] 353 00:15:48,533 --> 00:15:51,329 Wrong. You just ate Lori's bread. 354 00:15:51,433 --> 00:15:54,436 Don't worry, beautiful, I'll share my buns with you. 355 00:15:54,539 --> 00:15:55,851 [horn blares] 356 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:56,852 - Clyde. 357 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,612 - Sorry. Where were we? 358 00:15:58,716 --> 00:16:00,821 - So, Lynn, how about those Republicans? 359 00:16:00,925 --> 00:16:01,891 [horn blares] 360 00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:05,343 - Wrong. Never talk politics. Again. 361 00:16:05,447 --> 00:16:08,105 - Um, we could really use some rain. 362 00:16:08,208 --> 00:16:09,761 [bell dings] 363 00:16:11,039 --> 00:16:12,109 Soup spoon. 364 00:16:12,212 --> 00:16:14,076 Salad fork. Butter knife. 365 00:16:14,180 --> 00:16:15,146 Dessert plate. 366 00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:17,424 A candid picture of Lori? 367 00:16:17,528 --> 00:16:19,530 - Oh, how'd that get in there? 368 00:16:19,633 --> 00:16:21,359 You're making great strides, Lincoln. 369 00:16:21,463 --> 00:16:23,154 You feel it? Keep it up! 370 00:16:23,258 --> 00:16:24,293 You got heart, kid. 371 00:16:24,397 --> 00:16:26,502 - Yeah, yeah. I'm all grown up. 372 00:16:26,606 --> 00:16:29,471 - Not yet. You have one last step. 373 00:16:32,405 --> 00:16:35,270 [upbeat music] 374 00:16:35,373 --> 00:16:37,272 ♪ 375 00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:39,584 I think my work here is done. 376 00:16:39,688 --> 00:16:41,586 Ready for the grown-up table, big guy? 377 00:16:41,690 --> 00:16:44,762 - Did Napoleon have a Napoleon complex? 378 00:16:44,865 --> 00:16:46,488 [laughter] 379 00:16:46,591 --> 00:16:47,937 I still don't get it. 380 00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,215 - Me neither. 381 00:16:49,318 --> 00:16:52,218 [jazz music] 382 00:16:52,321 --> 00:16:53,874 - Good evening. 383 00:16:53,978 --> 00:16:55,980 I have something I'd like to say! 384 00:16:56,084 --> 00:16:58,983 [clears throat] 385 00:16:59,087 --> 00:17:01,675 There comes a time in every kid's life 386 00:17:01,779 --> 00:17:03,850 when he's ready to put away childish things 387 00:17:03,953 --> 00:17:06,301 and make that big leap into the adult world. 388 00:17:06,404 --> 00:17:08,924 - Get to the point, Lincoln. 389 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,375 - Okay. [sighs] 390 00:17:11,478 --> 00:17:13,170 I don't think I should sit at the kiddie table anymore. 391 00:17:13,273 --> 00:17:16,794 I want to sit at the grown-up table with you. 392 00:17:16,897 --> 00:17:19,452 - Well, I think he's ready. 393 00:17:19,555 --> 00:17:21,178 - So do I. 394 00:17:21,281 --> 00:17:23,180 - Yes! Whoo-hoo! 395 00:17:23,283 --> 00:17:24,664 - Is that my suit? 396 00:17:26,562 --> 00:17:27,908 - [gulps] Liver? 397 00:17:28,012 --> 00:17:29,945 I thought we were having chicken nuggets. 398 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,912 - That's just for the younger kids, honey. 399 00:17:32,016 --> 00:17:35,192 At the grown-up table, we eat grown-up food. 400 00:17:35,295 --> 00:17:37,056 - And thank goodness for that! 401 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,438 Liver fork! 402 00:17:45,340 --> 00:17:47,928 - So, Lynn, how did you do on your math test today? 403 00:17:48,032 --> 00:17:51,760 - Good, Mom. I think I really nailed those integers. 404 00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:54,866 - So, Lori, I heard Bobby's dad had a hernia operation. 405 00:17:54,970 --> 00:17:57,973 How'd that go? - Um, okay, I guess. 406 00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,699 - Hey, I heard a funny joke today. 407 00:17:59,802 --> 00:18:02,460 - We don't tell jokes at the grown-up table. 408 00:18:02,564 --> 00:18:04,945 - Or sing, brah. 409 00:18:05,049 --> 00:18:07,051 all: ♪ Beans, beans, the musical fruit ♪ 410 00:18:07,155 --> 00:18:09,295 ♪ The more you eat, the more you-- ♪ 411 00:18:09,398 --> 00:18:10,813 [armpit squeaks] 412 00:18:10,917 --> 00:18:13,368 [laughter] 413 00:18:13,471 --> 00:18:15,128 - Something funny, Lincoln? 414 00:18:15,232 --> 00:18:16,854 - Not at this table. 415 00:18:16,957 --> 00:18:18,442 - So it turns out we didn't need 416 00:18:18,545 --> 00:18:19,788 the service call in the first place. 417 00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:21,721 The darn copier was just unplugged. 418 00:18:21,824 --> 00:18:24,620 - [laughs] How about that? 419 00:18:25,759 --> 00:18:29,660 Okay. You're all excused. 420 00:18:29,763 --> 00:18:33,940 - Uh, Mother, I believe you forgot something. Dessert? 421 00:18:34,043 --> 00:18:37,530 - Oh, that's just for the younger kids. 422 00:18:37,633 --> 00:18:41,154 - Ugh, seriously? 423 00:18:41,258 --> 00:18:43,398 I mean, uh, seriously, 424 00:18:43,501 --> 00:18:45,365 who needs the extra calories? 425 00:18:45,469 --> 00:18:46,987 - That's right, son! 426 00:18:47,091 --> 00:18:49,956 Say, how's it feel sitting at the old grown-up table, huh? 427 00:18:50,059 --> 00:18:52,890 - It's everything I dreamed it would be. 428 00:18:52,993 --> 00:18:55,375 Clyde, the grown-up table is a nightmare! 429 00:18:55,479 --> 00:18:58,033 I didn't realize how good I had it at the kiddie table. 430 00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,310 I got to get back. 431 00:18:59,414 --> 00:19:00,518 - Negative, Lincoln. 432 00:19:00,622 --> 00:19:01,933 You can't ask to leave now. 433 00:19:02,037 --> 00:19:03,763 Next time you ask your family for something, 434 00:19:03,866 --> 00:19:05,213 they won't take you seriously. 435 00:19:05,316 --> 00:19:06,593 Is that what you want? 436 00:19:06,697 --> 00:19:08,388 - No, but-- - Now I got to run. 437 00:19:08,492 --> 00:19:11,460 My parents and I are doing our taxes. 438 00:19:11,564 --> 00:19:14,463 - I got to do something. 439 00:19:14,567 --> 00:19:16,120 Look, you guys. 440 00:19:16,224 --> 00:19:18,674 I've thought about it, and I really don't belong here. 441 00:19:18,778 --> 00:19:20,711 I think I should go back to the kiddie table. 442 00:19:20,814 --> 00:19:23,231 - You can't go back. 443 00:19:23,334 --> 00:19:26,406 You can never go back, bro. 444 00:19:26,510 --> 00:19:28,719 - [gasps] 445 00:19:28,822 --> 00:19:31,066 - You're one of us now. 446 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,137 A grown-up. 447 00:19:33,241 --> 00:19:35,553 - Better start working on those taxes, Lincoln. 448 00:19:35,657 --> 00:19:38,798 - [screaming] 449 00:19:40,662 --> 00:19:42,077 - Where do you think you're going? 450 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,838 [turkeys gobbling] - Ah, please! 451 00:19:44,942 --> 00:19:46,599 I have to get back to the kiddie table. 452 00:19:46,702 --> 00:19:48,014 I'm not a grown-up yet! 453 00:19:48,117 --> 00:19:49,774 I'm still a kid! 454 00:19:49,878 --> 00:19:54,158 all: 455 00:19:54,262 --> 00:19:57,299 One of us. - No! 456 00:19:57,403 --> 00:19:59,991 [gasps] It's all my fault. 457 00:20:00,095 --> 00:20:03,754 I worked so hard to prove I'm a grown-up. 458 00:20:03,857 --> 00:20:08,207 Hmm, maybe it's time to act my age. 459 00:20:08,310 --> 00:20:10,416 Lincoln Loud in the house! 460 00:20:10,519 --> 00:20:12,107 [hip-hop music] 461 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,213 Where my grown-ups at? 462 00:20:14,316 --> 00:20:15,559 [humming] 463 00:20:15,662 --> 00:20:17,699 Are you ready to chow? 464 00:20:21,668 --> 00:20:23,843 I want to suck your blood. 465 00:20:23,946 --> 00:20:25,983 - Lincoln, please don't do that. 466 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,538 - Yo, that's mine! 467 00:20:29,642 --> 00:20:30,746 - Was it? 468 00:20:30,850 --> 00:20:32,507 Hey, Leni, you like seafood? 469 00:20:32,610 --> 00:20:34,129 See? Food. 470 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,130 Blah. 471 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,959 - Lincoln, gross! 472 00:20:37,063 --> 00:20:38,616 - Hey, how about those Republicans? 473 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:41,964 - Ugh, Lincoln, say it. Don't spray it. 474 00:20:42,068 --> 00:20:45,727 - I didn't hear the magic word, peas! 475 00:20:46,624 --> 00:20:49,282 - Oh, it is on. 476 00:20:49,386 --> 00:20:51,629 I mean, grow up, Lincoln. 477 00:20:51,733 --> 00:20:52,768 - Good grub, Dad. 478 00:20:52,872 --> 00:20:54,701 It reminds me of a song. 479 00:20:54,805 --> 00:20:56,876 ♪ Beans, beans, the musical fruit ♪ 480 00:20:56,979 --> 00:20:58,774 ♪ The more you eat, the more you-- ♪ 481 00:20:58,878 --> 00:21:02,468 [farts] Everybody, now! [farting] 482 00:21:02,571 --> 00:21:04,711 - Lincoln Loud, that is enough! 483 00:21:04,815 --> 00:21:06,886 - I thought you were ready for the grown-up table, 484 00:21:06,989 --> 00:21:08,715 but clearly, you are not. 485 00:21:08,819 --> 00:21:10,476 - You're a tough lady, Mom, but fair. 486 00:21:10,579 --> 00:21:12,478 Laters! 487 00:21:12,581 --> 00:21:15,274 Hey, guys. I'm back. 488 00:21:15,377 --> 00:21:17,517 Ah, it's good to be home. 489 00:21:17,621 --> 00:21:18,518 What did I miss? 490 00:21:18,622 --> 00:21:21,176 Let's ketchup! 491 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,833 [laughs] 492 00:21:25,180 --> 00:21:26,906 [laughter] 493 00:21:27,009 --> 00:21:29,460 - Hey, can I join you guys? 494 00:21:29,564 --> 00:21:31,359 - Sure. The more, the merrier. 495 00:21:31,462 --> 00:21:33,568 - Oh, I never knew it was possible 496 00:21:33,671 --> 00:21:35,294 to make it out of the grown-up table. 497 00:21:35,397 --> 00:21:37,641 - Psst. Can we join too? 498 00:21:39,263 --> 00:21:40,540 - Wow, chicken nuggets. 499 00:21:40,644 --> 00:21:43,371 I haven't seen these in years! 500 00:21:43,474 --> 00:21:46,201 [laughter] 501 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:48,790 - There really is no rush to get to the grown-up table. 502 00:21:48,893 --> 00:21:51,620 It's gonna happen eventually, so in the meantime, 503 00:21:51,724 --> 00:21:54,623 might as well enjoy being a kid. 504 00:21:54,727 --> 00:21:56,556 - Finally, a little peace and quiet. 505 00:21:56,660 --> 00:21:58,558 - Did you say "peas"? - Oh! 506 00:21:58,662 --> 00:22:00,180 [laughter] 507 00:22:02,873 --> 00:22:04,253 - ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪ 508 00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:06,152 ♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪ 509 00:22:06,255 --> 00:22:09,086 ♪ In the Loud house - ♪ Loud house 510 00:22:09,189 --> 00:22:11,537 - ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪ 511 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:15,610 ♪ That's the way we show our love in the Loud house ♪ 512 00:22:15,713 --> 00:22:16,990 - ♪ Loud house 513 00:22:17,094 --> 00:22:18,578 ♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪ 514 00:22:18,682 --> 00:22:19,752 ♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪ 515 00:22:19,855 --> 00:22:20,960 ♪ Stand in line to take a pee 516 00:22:21,063 --> 00:22:22,410 ♪ Never any privacy 517 00:22:22,513 --> 00:22:24,964 ♪ Chaos with 11 kids 518 00:22:25,067 --> 00:22:27,553 ♪ That's the way it always is ♪ 519 00:22:27,656 --> 00:22:28,864 ♪ In the Loud house