1 00:00:02,933 --> 00:00:04,211 - ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 2 00:00:04,314 --> 00:00:05,936 ♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪ 3 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:07,455 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 4 00:00:07,559 --> 00:00:08,836 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles 5 00:00:08,939 --> 00:00:10,769 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 6 00:00:10,872 --> 00:00:14,221 ♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪ 7 00:00:14,324 --> 00:00:15,291 - ♪ In the Loud house 8 00:00:15,394 --> 00:00:16,740 ♪ In the Loud house 9 00:00:16,844 --> 00:00:17,879 - ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪ 10 00:00:17,983 --> 00:00:19,640 ♪ Is how we show our love 11 00:00:19,743 --> 00:00:21,676 - ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪ 12 00:00:21,780 --> 00:00:23,161 - ♪ One boy and ten girls 13 00:00:23,264 --> 00:00:25,163 ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 14 00:00:25,266 --> 00:00:28,269 - ♪ Loud Loud Loud 15 00:00:28,373 --> 00:00:29,891 ♪ Loud house 16 00:00:29,995 --> 00:00:30,927 - Poo-poo. 17 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:35,345 [upbeat music] 18 00:00:35,449 --> 00:00:43,284 ♪ 19 00:00:43,388 --> 00:00:45,838 - The key to the perfect anniversary present for 20 00:00:45,942 --> 00:00:48,117 your parents is simple, know your audience. 21 00:00:48,220 --> 00:00:50,809 And since my folks love what I bring to the table, 22 00:00:50,912 --> 00:00:53,191 I make them the same thing every year: 23 00:00:53,294 --> 00:00:56,090 this awesome coffee mug! 24 00:00:56,194 --> 00:00:57,091 - Coffee mug? 25 00:00:57,195 --> 00:00:58,817 I thought it was a paperweight. 26 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:01,440 - Paperweight? That thing is definitely a pencil holder. 27 00:01:01,544 --> 00:01:03,166 - Negatory. 28 00:01:03,270 --> 00:01:05,858 Clearly it's a bust of German philosopher Immanuel Kant. 29 00:01:05,962 --> 00:01:08,102 - I "“Kant"” even tell what it is. 30 00:01:08,206 --> 00:01:09,448 [laughs] 31 00:01:09,552 --> 00:01:11,554 - Clearly no one can figure out what that thing is. 32 00:01:11,657 --> 00:01:12,831 No wonder Mom and Dad just 33 00:01:12,934 --> 00:01:14,419 throw all your old gifts in the attic. 34 00:01:14,522 --> 00:01:15,937 all: [gasp] - What? 35 00:01:16,041 --> 00:01:18,112 Lola must've been messing around with me. 36 00:01:18,216 --> 00:01:20,356 Mom and Dad love my paperweights. 37 00:01:20,459 --> 00:01:21,909 I mean, coffee mugs! 38 00:01:22,012 --> 00:01:23,773 What's this? 39 00:01:23,876 --> 00:01:26,500 Do not open. Okay. 40 00:01:26,603 --> 00:01:29,019 [gasps] It's true. 41 00:01:29,123 --> 00:01:31,574 Mom and Dad do hate my gifts! 42 00:01:31,677 --> 00:01:33,921 - If you turn your head to the side and squint, 43 00:01:34,024 --> 00:01:36,165 it almost looks like Aunt Shirley. 44 00:01:36,268 --> 00:01:37,580 [scream] 45 00:01:37,683 --> 00:01:38,926 - Or an inflamed liver. 46 00:01:39,029 --> 00:01:40,410 - When he's this pathetic, 47 00:01:40,514 --> 00:01:42,585 it takes all the joy out of making fun of him. 48 00:01:42,688 --> 00:01:44,449 - I can hear you! 49 00:01:44,552 --> 00:01:46,278 together: We know! 50 00:01:46,382 --> 00:01:48,418 - Mom and Dad's anniversary is tomorrow. 51 00:01:48,522 --> 00:01:51,387 What am I gonna do? 52 00:01:53,492 --> 00:01:54,873 [camera shutter clicks] 53 00:01:54,976 --> 00:01:57,462 - Oh, I think an idea's developing. 54 00:01:57,565 --> 00:01:59,291 Aah! 55 00:01:59,395 --> 00:02:02,191 I've figured out the perfect present for Mom and Dad! 56 00:02:02,294 --> 00:02:03,502 Ta-da! 57 00:02:03,606 --> 00:02:05,021 - You're giving them Dad's old camera? 58 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:07,299 - Wow, you are cheap. 59 00:02:07,403 --> 00:02:10,613 - No, not the camera! A photograph of all of us! 60 00:02:10,716 --> 00:02:13,581 - Why use that old thing when you can just use a cell phone? 61 00:02:13,685 --> 00:02:14,824 - Because that would be like 62 00:02:14,927 --> 00:02:17,102 painting the "Mona Lisa" with a crayon. 63 00:02:17,206 --> 00:02:19,656 - Wow, this may be the year you don't fail miserably 64 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:21,106 and crush Mom and Dad's souls. 65 00:02:21,210 --> 00:02:23,557 - Thank you for the vote of confidence. 66 00:02:23,660 --> 00:02:26,870 Everyone to the backyard! 67 00:02:26,974 --> 00:02:28,665 Okay, that's it. 68 00:02:28,769 --> 00:02:30,115 Leni, scooch to the left. 69 00:02:30,219 --> 00:02:31,910 - Your other left. - [giggles] 70 00:02:32,013 --> 00:02:34,395 - Perfect. Someone grab Lily. 71 00:02:34,499 --> 00:02:36,397 Thank you. Good. 72 00:02:36,501 --> 00:02:38,468 Just gotta set the timer and... 73 00:02:38,572 --> 00:02:40,332 everybody say cheese! 74 00:02:40,436 --> 00:02:42,300 all: Chee... 75 00:02:42,403 --> 00:02:45,199 - When is it gonna flash? My jaw is cramping up! 76 00:02:45,303 --> 00:02:46,373 all: eeeeee... 77 00:02:46,476 --> 00:02:48,202 - Give it a second. all: eeeee... 78 00:02:48,306 --> 00:02:50,722 - Yeah, I knew he'd blow it. Let's do selfies instead. 79 00:02:50,825 --> 00:02:52,448 - Totes! - No, wait--Doi! 80 00:02:52,551 --> 00:02:55,002 - I "nose" just what this picture needs! 81 00:02:55,105 --> 00:02:56,383 [laughs] 82 00:02:56,486 --> 00:02:57,798 - Come on, Luan, you can't wear those in the photo. 83 00:02:57,901 --> 00:03:00,041 - Oh, don't be such a Groucho! [laughs] 84 00:03:00,145 --> 00:03:02,354 - What this photo needs are some tunes! 85 00:03:02,458 --> 00:03:05,392 - No, no, no, no, no, photographs don't have-- 86 00:03:05,495 --> 00:03:06,807 [loud chord] - sound! 87 00:03:06,910 --> 00:03:08,118 - You're ruining the picture! 88 00:03:08,222 --> 00:03:10,086 Maybe you should take off that gross hat! 89 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,571 - Maybe you should take off that gross face! 90 00:03:12,675 --> 00:03:14,780 [indistinct arguing] 91 00:03:14,884 --> 00:03:18,508 - Lily! Where is your diaper? 92 00:03:18,612 --> 00:03:20,890 Guys, please! Can we all just settle down? 93 00:03:20,993 --> 00:03:22,512 [camera shutter clicks] 94 00:03:22,616 --> 00:03:25,826 - Look at us, we're like a vision of insanity. 95 00:03:25,929 --> 00:03:27,793 I can't give this to Mom and Dad. 96 00:03:27,897 --> 00:03:29,036 It's worse than Aunt Shirley. 97 00:03:29,139 --> 00:03:31,245 Argh! I mean, my coffee mug! 98 00:03:31,349 --> 00:03:33,074 I've got to give them a better picture. 99 00:03:33,178 --> 00:03:37,596 The perfect picture. Time for a do-over. 100 00:03:37,700 --> 00:03:41,393 - Mirror, mirror in my hand. Who's the prettiest in the land? 101 00:03:41,497 --> 00:03:44,258 - Not you, once Mudzilla gets a hold of you! 102 00:03:44,362 --> 00:03:45,397 [growls] 103 00:03:45,501 --> 00:03:47,365 - Aah! 104 00:03:47,468 --> 00:03:48,331 - [coughs] 105 00:03:48,435 --> 00:03:50,851 Hey! You washed off my mud! 106 00:03:50,954 --> 00:03:53,750 Ha ha! You got spray-- 107 00:03:53,854 --> 00:03:55,131 - Perfect! 108 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,167 - Hey! You washed off my makeup! 109 00:03:57,271 --> 00:03:59,860 - Good news, guys. We're taking another family picture. 110 00:03:59,963 --> 00:04:02,069 both: But we already did one! 111 00:04:02,172 --> 00:04:06,176 - Stay right here. And no more mud or makeup. 112 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:07,281 both: What? 113 00:04:07,385 --> 00:04:09,663 - Thank you for understanding! 114 00:04:09,766 --> 00:04:12,182 Look, I'm all about self-expression, 115 00:04:12,286 --> 00:04:14,875 but this new picture needs to be perfect, 116 00:04:14,978 --> 00:04:17,636 so I'm gonna need you to keep your diaper on. 117 00:04:17,740 --> 00:04:19,017 - [giggles and babbles] 118 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:21,916 - Thanks for understanding. 119 00:04:22,020 --> 00:04:24,056 - Poo-poo! [babbles] 120 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:26,507 - Let's just put a pin in this for now. 121 00:04:26,611 --> 00:04:29,407 - If the hypotenuse of a right triangle is 122 00:04:29,510 --> 00:04:31,409 the mean proportional between segments, then-- 123 00:04:31,512 --> 00:04:34,101 - Hey, Lisa, we're doing another family picture. 124 00:04:34,204 --> 00:04:37,794 How about we lose the glasses and do something with your hair? 125 00:04:37,898 --> 00:04:39,313 [kazoo blurts] 126 00:04:39,417 --> 00:04:40,556 [off-key guitar chord] 127 00:04:40,659 --> 00:04:41,867 [horn blows] 128 00:04:41,971 --> 00:04:42,868 [bell dings] 129 00:04:42,972 --> 00:04:44,801 - Or just lose the glasses. 130 00:04:44,905 --> 00:04:47,459 - But, Lincoln, my astigmatism. 131 00:04:47,563 --> 00:04:48,633 [crash, thudding] 132 00:04:48,736 --> 00:04:50,290 - [groans] - [glass shatters] 133 00:04:50,393 --> 00:04:53,154 - It's okay! It's just a hairline fracture. 134 00:04:53,258 --> 00:04:56,537 - Did I hear we're taking more photos? Yay! 135 00:04:56,641 --> 00:05:00,886 Uh-oh. Guess we'll have to wait till after this solar eclipse. 136 00:05:02,785 --> 00:05:04,752 Whoa. You're like a wizard... 137 00:05:04,856 --> 00:05:07,997 or a weatherman. 138 00:05:09,585 --> 00:05:12,415 - Maybe you should wear these for the picture, Leni. 139 00:05:12,519 --> 00:05:14,314 They make you look, umm, 140 00:05:14,417 --> 00:05:16,695 even smarter than you already are. 141 00:05:16,799 --> 00:05:18,697 - Wow! Thanks! 142 00:05:18,801 --> 00:05:20,112 Aah! 143 00:05:20,216 --> 00:05:21,251 [groans] 144 00:05:21,355 --> 00:05:22,977 I'm all right! I landed on Lisa! 145 00:05:23,081 --> 00:05:25,532 - Okay, now it's a break. 146 00:05:25,635 --> 00:05:27,844 - Okay, just stay here! 147 00:05:27,948 --> 00:05:29,605 - But-- 148 00:05:29,708 --> 00:05:32,677 - Here's some ice packs! And a bandage! 149 00:05:32,780 --> 00:05:35,576 together: Okay, throw them! 150 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:38,096 - Okay, guys. Time to take a new picture. 151 00:05:38,199 --> 00:05:41,099 - A new picture? No way. 152 00:05:41,202 --> 00:05:43,515 - Ya ready, Lynn? Fetch, girl! 153 00:05:43,619 --> 00:05:45,137 - [panting] 154 00:05:50,073 --> 00:05:51,627 - Good, Lynn! 155 00:05:51,730 --> 00:05:52,835 Now stay! 156 00:05:52,938 --> 00:05:55,838 [upbeat music] 157 00:05:55,941 --> 00:05:59,911 ♪ 158 00:06:00,014 --> 00:06:03,190 - When did we get grass in our bedroom? 159 00:06:03,293 --> 00:06:04,778 - Time to take a new picture. 160 00:06:04,881 --> 00:06:06,883 - Sweet! Let me just grab my axe. 161 00:06:06,987 --> 00:06:08,885 - And I'll get my funny nose and glasses. 162 00:06:08,989 --> 00:06:12,233 - Dudes! Where's my axe? 163 00:06:12,337 --> 00:06:13,925 - And where are my glasses? 164 00:06:14,028 --> 00:06:17,653 - Uh, silly props are not going to be in this picture. 165 00:06:17,756 --> 00:06:20,552 You'll get them back after we get the shot. 166 00:06:20,656 --> 00:06:21,967 - You took our stuff? 167 00:06:22,071 --> 00:06:23,624 - Then we're not gonna be in your picture! 168 00:06:23,728 --> 00:06:25,902 - Hmm. Sure would be a shame 169 00:06:26,006 --> 00:06:29,181 if something happened to your things. 170 00:06:31,011 --> 00:06:33,738 - This picture thing has changed you, dude. 171 00:06:33,841 --> 00:06:36,637 - Which is exactly why I'm not going to be in it. 172 00:06:36,741 --> 00:06:40,641 - Which is exactly why I took the liberty of replacing you. 173 00:06:40,745 --> 00:06:41,746 - You what? 174 00:06:41,849 --> 00:06:43,748 [doorbell rings] 175 00:06:43,851 --> 00:06:47,337 - Oh, Lori, I believe you know Carol Pingrey. 176 00:06:47,441 --> 00:06:51,065 Didn't she beat you out for homecoming queen? 177 00:06:51,169 --> 00:06:53,136 - Let's get this over with. 178 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:56,968 - Okay, everyone excited? So am I! 179 00:06:57,071 --> 00:07:00,592 Ah! There you are! 180 00:07:00,696 --> 00:07:03,043 You aren't getting that diaper off now! 181 00:07:03,146 --> 00:07:06,426 Okay, pets, move on in! 182 00:07:06,529 --> 00:07:10,050 Okay! Almost there, just a few more fixes. 183 00:07:11,776 --> 00:07:14,364 Open up! 184 00:07:14,468 --> 00:07:16,677 You, too. 185 00:07:16,781 --> 00:07:19,887 together: You look thilly. 186 00:07:19,991 --> 00:07:21,613 - Okay, give it here, girl. 187 00:07:21,717 --> 00:07:25,237 - [growls] 188 00:07:25,341 --> 00:07:26,411 - What? 189 00:07:26,515 --> 00:07:27,619 - That hair. 190 00:07:27,723 --> 00:07:30,001 - What about it? 191 00:07:30,104 --> 00:07:32,659 But this hair isn't me, dude! 192 00:07:32,762 --> 00:07:35,144 - And this glasses isn't I, either! 193 00:07:35,247 --> 00:07:37,629 - Trust me! You guys look great! 194 00:07:37,733 --> 00:07:40,839 - Okay, Lucy. I'm gonna need you to smile. 195 00:07:40,943 --> 00:07:42,462 - I can't see that happening. 196 00:07:42,565 --> 00:07:44,878 - I can't see anything happening! 197 00:07:44,981 --> 00:07:48,053 - Ya know, some folks think taking someone's picture 198 00:07:48,157 --> 00:07:50,435 actually steals their soul. 199 00:07:50,539 --> 00:07:51,367 - Oh? 200 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:52,989 - Yeah! Just think of it. 201 00:07:53,093 --> 00:07:55,405 Your soul trapped and tormented 202 00:07:55,509 --> 00:07:59,030 inside a camera for all eternity. 203 00:07:59,133 --> 00:08:00,065 [metal creaks] 204 00:08:00,169 --> 00:08:01,170 - Close enough! 205 00:08:01,273 --> 00:08:03,310 Okay, I think we're ready. 206 00:08:03,413 --> 00:08:06,693 Hmm, still needs something to pull it all together. 207 00:08:06,796 --> 00:08:08,108 I know! 208 00:08:08,211 --> 00:08:11,111 Now this is a perfect picture. 209 00:08:11,214 --> 00:08:13,044 - What was wrong with the other one? 210 00:08:13,147 --> 00:08:15,978 - Oh, well, uh, it was kind of... 211 00:08:16,081 --> 00:08:17,358 You guys were a little, uh... 212 00:08:17,462 --> 00:08:19,568 - A little what, Lincoln? 213 00:08:19,671 --> 00:08:21,846 - Yourselves? 214 00:08:21,949 --> 00:08:26,160 all: [grumbling] 215 00:08:26,264 --> 00:08:28,577 - So that's what this is all about. 216 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:30,751 You don't like us the way we are. 217 00:08:30,855 --> 00:08:33,823 - Well, I--you see, that is to say, I, uh... 218 00:08:33,927 --> 00:08:36,930 - Okay, guys, let's all put on perfect smiles for 219 00:08:37,033 --> 00:08:38,656 Lincoln's perfect picture, 220 00:08:38,759 --> 00:08:42,901 because heaven forbid we be our actual, literal selves! 221 00:08:43,005 --> 00:08:44,282 together: Cheese. - Lori, 222 00:08:44,385 --> 00:08:46,249 I didn't mean--uh, um... 223 00:08:46,353 --> 00:08:48,907 Actually, that's pretty perfect. 224 00:08:49,011 --> 00:08:50,426 [camera shutter clicks] 225 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,428 - Thanks so much, guys! I really appreciate your-- 226 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,361 Guys? Guys? Huh. 227 00:08:54,464 --> 00:08:56,639 Guess they must've had something else to do. 228 00:08:56,743 --> 00:09:01,057 My days of giving lame anniversary presents are over. 229 00:09:04,923 --> 00:09:06,925 Mom and Dad are gonna love this! 230 00:09:07,029 --> 00:09:09,859 Look at us. We're like a vision of perfection. 231 00:09:09,963 --> 00:09:14,105 - Mirror, mirror in my hand. Who's the prettiest in the land? 232 00:09:14,208 --> 00:09:16,625 - Not you, after the mud monster gets you! 233 00:09:16,728 --> 00:09:19,386 - [screams] - Roar! 234 00:09:19,489 --> 00:09:21,112 - Aah! - Come back here! 235 00:09:21,215 --> 00:09:22,700 - [screaming] 236 00:09:22,803 --> 00:09:26,082 - [roaring] 237 00:09:28,637 --> 00:09:31,674 - Hey, guys! I got the picture framed. 238 00:09:38,612 --> 00:09:41,581 both: [giggling] 239 00:09:45,895 --> 00:09:48,035 - [blows raspberry] 240 00:09:48,139 --> 00:09:51,245 both: [laughing] 241 00:09:54,041 --> 00:09:57,182 [rock music] 242 00:09:59,288 --> 00:10:02,981 - Computing of the original formulation. 243 00:10:03,085 --> 00:10:04,914 Okay, parameters-- 244 00:10:05,018 --> 00:10:08,124 both: [giggling] 245 00:10:14,268 --> 00:10:17,409 all: [laughing] 246 00:10:22,104 --> 00:10:24,658 together: Happy anniversary! 247 00:10:24,762 --> 00:10:26,108 - Thanks, kids! 248 00:10:26,211 --> 00:10:27,868 - Ooh, whose present should we open first? 249 00:10:27,972 --> 00:10:30,802 - Mine! 250 00:10:30,906 --> 00:10:33,322 - Oh, come on, girls, let's all let Lincoln give 251 00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:34,806 his perfect little present. 252 00:10:34,910 --> 00:10:38,361 - Yeah. I sure hope it's perfect enough. 253 00:10:38,465 --> 00:10:40,570 - Oh, Lincoln, this is wonderful! 254 00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:42,193 It's the best gift we've ever gotten! 255 00:10:42,296 --> 00:10:44,367 - It's going above the mantle right now! 256 00:10:44,471 --> 00:10:46,093 - Lincoln, you bonehead. 257 00:10:46,197 --> 00:10:48,164 You gave them the wrong picture. 258 00:10:48,268 --> 00:10:50,235 - Yep! I knew you'd blow this, too. 259 00:10:50,339 --> 00:10:52,134 - No, I gave them the right one. 260 00:10:52,237 --> 00:10:54,895 The one that shows the real you, 261 00:10:54,999 --> 00:10:56,656 the perfect you. 262 00:10:56,759 --> 00:11:00,073 together: Aww, thank you, Lincoln! 263 00:11:00,176 --> 00:11:02,454 - By the way, you all might wanna put 264 00:11:02,558 --> 00:11:04,802 your presents for Mom and Dad in here. 265 00:11:04,905 --> 00:11:08,150 Since they'll all look super lame next to my awesome gift. 266 00:11:08,253 --> 00:11:11,843 all: [grumbling] 267 00:11:11,947 --> 00:11:14,535 - Just perfect. 268 00:11:14,639 --> 00:11:16,192 - Poo-poo. 269 00:11:17,297 --> 00:11:20,196 [upbeat rock music] 270 00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:28,549 ♪ 271 00:11:28,653 --> 00:11:31,207 - In a couple more hours this mud will be perfect to play in! 272 00:11:31,311 --> 00:11:32,761 [babbles] 273 00:11:32,864 --> 00:11:34,245 - Hey, guys, 274 00:11:34,348 --> 00:11:35,867 why can't a comedian tell a dirty laundry joke? 275 00:11:35,971 --> 00:11:38,145 'Cause it always comes out clean! 276 00:11:38,249 --> 00:11:39,388 [laughs] 277 00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:41,252 - I bloody love this song! 278 00:11:41,355 --> 00:11:43,564 Sing it like you mean it, Mick! 279 00:11:43,668 --> 00:11:47,120 - I'm trying to write here. - Blimey! 280 00:11:47,223 --> 00:11:50,986 - No, I love you more, silly. It's our 6-week-iversary. 281 00:11:51,089 --> 00:11:54,575 - You two are, like, gonna be together for-like-ever! 282 00:11:54,679 --> 00:11:57,440 - Speaking of forever, Lori, my study indicates 283 00:11:57,544 --> 00:12:00,202 you haven't used the bathroom in quite some time. 284 00:12:00,305 --> 00:12:04,378 - Ew, there is no way I'm being in your grody poop study. 285 00:12:04,482 --> 00:12:06,242 - Ah, rainy days. 286 00:12:06,346 --> 00:12:09,521 Perfect for hanging out with the family and reading comics. 287 00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:13,146 - No! [crying] 288 00:12:13,249 --> 00:12:14,803 - Gross! - What? 289 00:12:14,906 --> 00:12:17,840 - Why do you always have to read your comics in your underpants? 290 00:12:17,944 --> 00:12:20,084 - 'Cause reading my comics with my clothes on is uncomfortable 291 00:12:20,187 --> 00:12:21,499 and distracting. 292 00:12:21,602 --> 00:12:23,225 And you know how I like to be comfortable 293 00:12:23,328 --> 00:12:24,398 while reading comics. 294 00:12:24,502 --> 00:12:25,434 Now scooch! 295 00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:27,332 - Aah! It's an annoying habit 296 00:12:27,436 --> 00:12:29,679 and you get butt germs everywhere! 297 00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:31,164 - Me? Annoying? 298 00:12:31,267 --> 00:12:33,718 You can't look away from the mirror for five seconds! 299 00:12:33,822 --> 00:12:36,134 - Lies! 300 00:12:36,238 --> 00:12:37,757 - And, Lori, would it kill you 301 00:12:37,860 --> 00:12:40,276 not to talk to Bobby all the time? 302 00:12:40,380 --> 00:12:42,727 - I do not talk to Bobby all the time. 303 00:12:42,831 --> 00:12:44,108 Do I, Bobby? 304 00:12:44,211 --> 00:12:47,387 - And, Lisa, you always do your weird poop studies. 305 00:12:47,490 --> 00:12:49,009 - It's quite fascinating work. 306 00:12:49,113 --> 00:12:51,391 - See? You guys couldn't last ten minutes 307 00:12:51,494 --> 00:12:53,462 without doing your annoying things. 308 00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:55,429 - We could last longer than you! 309 00:12:55,533 --> 00:12:56,810 - I bet you couldn't! 310 00:12:56,914 --> 00:12:58,743 - Oh, really? 311 00:12:58,847 --> 00:13:01,608 Care to make it a little more interesting? 312 00:13:01,711 --> 00:13:03,748 If we can stop doing our things 313 00:13:03,852 --> 00:13:06,130 longer than you can stop doing yours, 314 00:13:06,233 --> 00:13:09,271 then you have to give up reading in your underwear 315 00:13:09,374 --> 00:13:10,790 forever! 316 00:13:10,893 --> 00:13:12,067 all: Yeah! 317 00:13:12,170 --> 00:13:13,206 - Hold it. - [record needle scratches] 318 00:13:13,309 --> 00:13:14,276 What's in it for me? 319 00:13:14,379 --> 00:13:16,036 - If you win, 320 00:13:16,140 --> 00:13:18,728 we'll never complain about your butt cooties again. 321 00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:20,834 - Okay, but if I beat you, 322 00:13:20,938 --> 00:13:23,630 you also have to buy me these beauties. 323 00:13:23,733 --> 00:13:28,428 Pure cotton, 2,000 thread count, nonbinding elastic-- 324 00:13:28,531 --> 00:13:30,740 I'll just call them my victory undies. 325 00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:33,951 all: [whispering indistinctly] 326 00:13:37,023 --> 00:13:38,541 - Deal. - Great! 327 00:13:38,645 --> 00:13:40,681 So if I have to read comics with my clothes on, 328 00:13:40,785 --> 00:13:42,476 Lola can't look in the mirror, 329 00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:43,926 Luna can't speak in a British accent... 330 00:13:44,030 --> 00:13:45,169 - Rock and row! 331 00:13:45,272 --> 00:13:46,411 - Mud! - Lana can't play in mud... 332 00:13:46,515 --> 00:13:47,585 - Dang it. 333 00:13:47,688 --> 00:13:48,689 - Lori can't talk to Bobby... 334 00:13:48,793 --> 00:13:50,760 - You are silly. Bobby who? 335 00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:53,004 - Leni can't say "like"... - Like, okay. 336 00:13:53,108 --> 00:13:55,800 - Lucy can't pop up and scare people, 337 00:13:55,904 --> 00:13:58,009 Lisa has to give up her weird studies... 338 00:13:58,113 --> 00:13:59,528 - Forgive me, science. 339 00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:01,771 - Luan can't tell bad jokes, 340 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:04,913 Lynn can't turn everything into a sport, 341 00:14:05,016 --> 00:14:07,950 - [cries] - And Lily can't cry. 342 00:14:08,054 --> 00:14:08,951 together: Deal! 343 00:14:09,055 --> 00:14:10,573 - Pants up, buddy boy! 344 00:14:10,677 --> 00:14:14,060 - Okay, competition starts now. 345 00:14:14,163 --> 00:14:16,959 - Wait, like, I wasn't clear on the rules. 346 00:14:17,063 --> 00:14:20,066 - Leni, you can't say "like." 347 00:14:20,169 --> 00:14:21,550 - Oh, got it! 348 00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:24,760 - Okay, competition starts now. 349 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,451 - I'm, like, totally gonna win this. 350 00:14:26,555 --> 00:14:27,659 [buzzer] 351 00:14:27,763 --> 00:14:30,110 - Nice going. all: Aah! 352 00:14:30,214 --> 00:14:31,215 [buzzer] 353 00:14:31,318 --> 00:14:32,492 - Dang it. 354 00:14:32,595 --> 00:14:35,046 - Come on, ladies! Stay focused! 355 00:14:35,150 --> 00:14:39,257 - Two down. I can practically smell those victory undies. 356 00:14:39,361 --> 00:14:41,190 Wait. Let me rephrase that. 357 00:14:41,294 --> 00:14:43,952 [blues music] 358 00:14:44,055 --> 00:14:47,334 - See, I don't even need a mirror to put my makeup on. 359 00:14:47,438 --> 00:14:49,578 Comfy over there, Lincoln? 360 00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:52,201 Yep! Just about... [groans] 361 00:14:52,305 --> 00:14:53,789 to dive... [grunts] 362 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,342 into my... 363 00:14:55,446 --> 00:14:58,656 comics. Aah. 364 00:14:58,759 --> 00:15:00,969 [cell phone rings "Here Comes the Bride"] 365 00:15:01,072 --> 00:15:03,178 - Oh. 366 00:15:03,281 --> 00:15:05,145 - Control yourself, woman! 367 00:15:05,249 --> 00:15:06,491 - [sighs] 368 00:15:06,595 --> 00:15:09,460 - Well, nothing sporty about folding laundry. 369 00:15:09,563 --> 00:15:11,772 - Or funny. 370 00:15:14,327 --> 00:15:16,881 - [barks] 371 00:15:16,985 --> 00:15:18,331 - [panting] 372 00:15:18,434 --> 00:15:20,229 - Lana, heel! 373 00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:23,577 - [whimpers] 374 00:15:26,132 --> 00:15:28,065 - Herdy, verdy, verdy. 375 00:15:28,168 --> 00:15:32,310 Easy peasy, I just svitched to Svedish, ya. 376 00:15:32,414 --> 00:15:35,003 - You poor, fragile Homo sapiens. 377 00:15:35,106 --> 00:15:36,556 [cell phone rings "Here Comes the Bride"] 378 00:15:36,659 --> 00:15:37,798 - I vill take that, ya! 379 00:15:37,902 --> 00:15:40,870 - No, you von't! I mean, won't! 380 00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:43,943 Give it back! 381 00:15:45,599 --> 00:15:47,774 - Basketball. 382 00:15:47,877 --> 00:15:50,432 together: Don't do it! Don't do it! 383 00:15:50,535 --> 00:15:51,709 - Two points! 384 00:15:51,812 --> 00:15:55,540 Two points! Two points! Two points! Yeah! 385 00:15:55,644 --> 00:15:56,541 [buzzer] 386 00:15:56,645 --> 00:15:59,786 - Buh-bye! 387 00:16:01,788 --> 00:16:04,825 Ugh. Maybe the pants are the problem. 388 00:16:06,103 --> 00:16:08,553 - [cat yowls] - Too scratchy. Too tight. 389 00:16:08,657 --> 00:16:11,246 Too far after Labor Day. 390 00:16:11,349 --> 00:16:13,179 Oh, these are perfect. 391 00:16:13,282 --> 00:16:18,632 - Babe! Why aren't you answering my calls? 392 00:16:18,736 --> 00:16:22,567 - Forgive me, my love. 393 00:16:22,671 --> 00:16:25,260 Lincoln, why are you wearing my leggings? 394 00:16:25,363 --> 00:16:28,435 - Hey, you never said I had to wear my pants. 395 00:16:28,539 --> 00:16:30,851 Plus these are so comfy! 396 00:16:30,955 --> 00:16:35,235 - Good luck. Those are the ones that really ride up on ya. 397 00:16:35,339 --> 00:16:39,412 - Sure, Lori. You're just trying to mess with my--hello! 398 00:16:39,515 --> 00:16:41,069 Yep, those are ridin'! 399 00:16:41,172 --> 00:16:43,312 - Hey, cats and kittens! This is Jay Rock here! 400 00:16:43,416 --> 00:16:46,281 I'm giving away Mick Swagger tickets to the caller with 401 00:16:46,384 --> 00:16:50,250 the best British accent. 402 00:16:55,255 --> 00:16:57,740 Hello, you're on the air. Let's hear your best British accent. 403 00:16:57,844 --> 00:16:58,776 - [whispers] Come on, love, 404 00:16:58,879 --> 00:17:00,812 hand over those tickets! 405 00:17:00,916 --> 00:17:02,676 - Sorry, caller, I can't hear you. 406 00:17:02,780 --> 00:17:06,784 - Come on, love, hand over those tickets! 407 00:17:06,887 --> 00:17:08,786 - If you don't speak up, you can't win! 408 00:17:08,889 --> 00:17:11,996 - Hand over the bleedin' tickets, mate! 409 00:17:13,446 --> 00:17:14,309 Herdy verdy? 410 00:17:14,412 --> 00:17:16,035 [buzzer] 411 00:17:16,138 --> 00:17:19,831 [blues music] 412 00:17:21,316 --> 00:17:24,250 - Ugh! I've read the same panel 20 times! 413 00:17:24,353 --> 00:17:25,251 [knock on door] 414 00:17:25,354 --> 00:17:26,252 Who's there? 415 00:17:26,355 --> 00:17:27,253 - Bobby! 416 00:17:27,356 --> 00:17:28,530 - Bobby who? 417 00:17:28,633 --> 00:17:31,602 - Don't you dare answer that joke, Luan! 418 00:17:31,705 --> 00:17:33,500 - I gotta let him in! 419 00:17:33,604 --> 00:17:35,951 both: [grunting] 420 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:39,368 - Geez, how many Loud sisters does it take to open a door? 421 00:17:39,472 --> 00:17:42,302 - Luan, do not answer that! 422 00:17:42,406 --> 00:17:44,304 - Hey, look! Free makeup samples! 423 00:17:44,408 --> 00:17:45,581 - Huh? 424 00:17:45,685 --> 00:17:47,514 - Ha! 425 00:17:47,618 --> 00:17:50,379 Bobby! 426 00:17:50,483 --> 00:17:53,279 - Mud! 427 00:17:53,382 --> 00:17:54,935 [laughs maniacally] 428 00:17:55,039 --> 00:17:56,144 [buzzer] 429 00:17:56,247 --> 00:17:59,216 - Happy 6-week-iversary, Bobby-Boo-Boo-Bear! 430 00:17:59,319 --> 00:18:00,769 [buzzer] 431 00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:02,219 - Thanks, Babe! I would've been here sooner 432 00:18:02,322 --> 00:18:04,462 but I had to wait for a chicken to cross the road. 433 00:18:04,566 --> 00:18:06,119 - Why did the chicken cross the road? 434 00:18:06,223 --> 00:18:08,363 - To get to the other side! To run away from the cook! 435 00:18:08,466 --> 00:18:09,640 To prove he's no chicken! 436 00:18:09,743 --> 00:18:11,400 [laughs hysterically] 437 00:18:11,504 --> 00:18:13,644 - No! 438 00:18:13,747 --> 00:18:15,404 - [sighs] 439 00:18:15,508 --> 00:18:17,165 Sweet comic relief. 440 00:18:17,268 --> 00:18:18,235 [buzzer] 441 00:18:18,338 --> 00:18:19,753 - [groans angrily] 442 00:18:19,857 --> 00:18:22,170 - Here, babe. I brought you something special. 443 00:18:22,273 --> 00:18:23,688 - Aww. 444 00:18:23,792 --> 00:18:25,552 - It's the milkshake from our first date. 445 00:18:25,656 --> 00:18:27,140 Six weeks ago! 446 00:18:27,244 --> 00:18:28,245 - [gurgles] 447 00:18:28,348 --> 00:18:30,557 Coming through! Literally! 448 00:18:30,661 --> 00:18:32,041 - [gasps] 449 00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:36,701 The missing piece of my gastrointestinal study! 450 00:18:36,805 --> 00:18:38,531 [door slams] - [screams] 451 00:18:38,634 --> 00:18:41,154 - Sweet mother of discovery! 452 00:18:41,258 --> 00:18:42,673 [buzzer] 453 00:18:42,776 --> 00:18:44,364 - I'm only human. 454 00:18:44,468 --> 00:18:46,297 - You people are useless! 455 00:18:46,401 --> 00:18:48,541 - And then there were two. 456 00:18:48,644 --> 00:18:50,646 - You may have outlasted those amateurs, 457 00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:55,548 but now you've gotta deal with a real professional. 458 00:18:55,651 --> 00:18:56,894 - I won't give up! 459 00:18:56,997 --> 00:19:00,449 For the sake of all things comfortable! 460 00:19:00,553 --> 00:19:03,314 Aah! I gotta do something about these pants. 461 00:19:03,418 --> 00:19:05,730 [blues music] 462 00:19:05,834 --> 00:19:08,388 - Now these are pants I can read in. 463 00:19:08,492 --> 00:19:10,666 You girls better start pooling your money, 464 00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:12,254 because I'm about to win this thing. 465 00:19:12,358 --> 00:19:16,258 - Then perhaps it's time to turn up the heat. 466 00:19:18,847 --> 00:19:22,575 - Phew. Is it hot in here? 467 00:19:22,678 --> 00:19:24,680 98 degrees? 468 00:19:24,784 --> 00:19:27,511 So that's how she's gonna play it. 469 00:19:27,614 --> 00:19:29,340 - Lincoln, what are you doing? 470 00:19:29,444 --> 00:19:30,859 - Just reading. 471 00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:33,586 Oh, and I polished every surface in the living room. 472 00:19:33,689 --> 00:19:35,933 So shiny you can see your face. 473 00:19:36,036 --> 00:19:37,037 - Aah! 474 00:19:37,141 --> 00:19:40,248 Must...not...look... at...self! 475 00:19:40,351 --> 00:19:43,078 Beautiful, beautiful self! 476 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,838 Aah! 477 00:19:44,942 --> 00:19:47,289 - And I waxed the kitchen floor, too! 478 00:19:47,393 --> 00:19:49,118 Such reflection! 479 00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:51,190 - Aah! 480 00:19:51,293 --> 00:19:52,432 That's it! 481 00:19:52,536 --> 00:19:54,917 Give up, Lincoln! You know you want these. 482 00:19:55,021 --> 00:19:57,679 Smell 'em! Smell that cotton! 483 00:19:57,782 --> 00:19:59,715 You know you want 'em! 484 00:19:59,819 --> 00:20:01,234 - I'm not giving up! 485 00:20:01,338 --> 00:20:02,546 You'd give up right now 486 00:20:02,649 --> 00:20:04,168 if you could see what's wrong with your face! 487 00:20:04,272 --> 00:20:05,445 - What? 488 00:20:05,549 --> 00:20:07,827 Guys, is there something wrong with my face? 489 00:20:07,930 --> 00:20:09,794 - You look beautiful. - You look gorgeous. 490 00:20:09,898 --> 00:20:12,659 - Lies! Give me a mirror! 491 00:20:12,763 --> 00:20:14,903 Aah! 492 00:20:17,871 --> 00:20:20,149 Ahh, that's better. 493 00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:21,392 [buzzer] 494 00:20:21,496 --> 00:20:23,877 - I win! 495 00:20:23,981 --> 00:20:26,432 The victory undies are mine! 496 00:20:26,535 --> 00:20:29,193 Okay, ladies, pay up! 497 00:20:29,297 --> 00:20:31,506 Hey, Lily. 498 00:20:31,609 --> 00:20:32,990 [gasps] Lily! 499 00:20:33,093 --> 00:20:35,820 - She didn't cry this entire time. That means... 500 00:20:35,924 --> 00:20:38,167 together: Lily wins! 501 00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:40,169 [cheering] 502 00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:41,964 - And I lost. 503 00:20:42,068 --> 00:20:44,553 - Well, Lincoln, guess you have to give up reading comics 504 00:20:44,657 --> 00:20:46,659 in your underwear forever. 505 00:20:46,762 --> 00:20:48,108 [buzzer] 506 00:20:48,212 --> 00:20:49,524 [blues music] 507 00:20:49,627 --> 00:20:54,080 - Ahh, how I've missed this beautiful face. 508 00:20:54,183 --> 00:20:57,152 - [groans] 509 00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,638 Oh. 510 00:21:00,742 --> 00:21:01,881 [knock on door] 511 00:21:01,984 --> 00:21:02,813 - Who's there? 512 00:21:02,916 --> 00:21:04,332 - Delivery man. 513 00:21:04,435 --> 00:21:05,885 - Delivery man who? 514 00:21:05,988 --> 00:21:07,818 - Come on, kid, it's raining! 515 00:21:07,921 --> 00:21:09,820 - That's your punch line? 516 00:21:09,923 --> 00:21:12,063 You really need to work on your delivery! 517 00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:13,410 [laughs] 518 00:21:13,513 --> 00:21:15,550 - Package for Lincoln Loud. 519 00:21:15,653 --> 00:21:16,827 - [gasps] 520 00:21:16,930 --> 00:21:19,519 My victory undies. I don't get it. 521 00:21:19,623 --> 00:21:21,418 - We didn't order it for you. 522 00:21:21,521 --> 00:21:22,660 - I did. 523 00:21:22,764 --> 00:21:24,490 together: But he lost the bet! 524 00:21:24,593 --> 00:21:25,974 - Come on, you guys. 525 00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:28,217 We clearly can't give up our things. 526 00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:30,427 Why should Lincoln have to give up his? 527 00:21:30,530 --> 00:21:32,981 We should all accept each other's habits. 528 00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:36,743 Even if some of them are really, really gross. 529 00:21:36,847 --> 00:21:38,055 - Totally. - Absolutely. 530 00:21:38,158 --> 00:21:39,263 [indistinct agreement] - Whatevs. 531 00:21:39,367 --> 00:21:41,265 - Thank you! 532 00:21:41,369 --> 00:21:43,612 They're almost too nice to wear. 533 00:21:43,716 --> 00:21:44,717 [sniffs] 534 00:21:44,820 --> 00:21:46,477 But not that nice! 535 00:21:46,581 --> 00:21:48,307 Ah, rainy days. 536 00:21:48,410 --> 00:21:50,585 There's nothing like doing the thing you love, 537 00:21:50,688 --> 00:21:53,001 surrounded by the ones you love, 538 00:21:53,104 --> 00:21:56,211 and 2,000 thread count undies. 539 00:21:57,661 --> 00:22:01,078 - Chicken, come back! Why did you cross the road? 540 00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:04,461 - ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪ 541 00:22:04,564 --> 00:22:06,290 ♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪ 542 00:22:06,394 --> 00:22:09,258 ♪ In the Loud house - ♪ Loud house 543 00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:11,709 - ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪ 544 00:22:11,813 --> 00:22:15,748 ♪ That's the way we show our love in the Loud house ♪ 545 00:22:15,851 --> 00:22:17,128 - ♪ Loud house 546 00:22:17,232 --> 00:22:18,751 ♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪ 547 00:22:18,854 --> 00:22:19,924 ♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪ 548 00:22:20,028 --> 00:22:21,132 ♪ Stand in line to take a pee 549 00:22:21,236 --> 00:22:22,582 ♪ Never any privacy 550 00:22:22,686 --> 00:22:25,136 ♪ Chaos with 11 kids 551 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:27,725 ♪ That's the way it always is ♪ 552 00:22:27,829 --> 00:22:29,071 ♪ In the Loud house