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- ♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪
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♪ Dodging girls
like Ping-Pong balls ♪
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♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪
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♪ Leaping over laundry piles
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♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪
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♪ Guy's got to do
what he can to survive ♪
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- ♪ In the Loud house
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♪ In the Loud house
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- ♪ Duck, dodge, push,
and shove ♪
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♪ Is how we show our love
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- ♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪
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- ♪ One boy and ten girls
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♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪
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- ♪ Loud Loud Loud
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♪ Loud house
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- Poo-poo.
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[upbeat music]
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♪
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- The key to the perfect
anniversary present for
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your parents is simple,
know your audience.
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And since my folks love
what I bring to the table,
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I make them the same thing
every year:
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this awesome coffee mug!
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- Coffee mug?
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I thought it was
a paperweight.
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- Paperweight? That thing is
definitely a pencil holder.
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- Negatory.
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Clearly it's a bust of German
philosopher Immanuel Kant.
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- I "“Kant"” even tell
what it is.
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[laughs]
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- Clearly no one can figure out
what that thing is.
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No wonder Mom and Dad just
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throw all your old gifts
in the attic.
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all: [gasp]
- What?
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Lola must've been
messing around with me.
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Mom and Dad love
my paperweights.
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I mean, coffee mugs!
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What's this?
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Do not open. Okay.
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[gasps]
It's true.
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Mom and Dad do hate my gifts!
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- If you turn your head
to the side and squint,
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it almost looks like
Aunt Shirley.
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[scream]
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- Or an inflamed liver.
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- When he's this pathetic,
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it takes all the joy out of
making fun of him.
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- I can hear you!
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together: We know!
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- Mom and Dad's anniversary is
tomorrow.
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What am I gonna do?
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[camera shutter clicks]
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- Oh, I think
an idea's developing.
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Aah!
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I've figured out the perfect
present for Mom and Dad!
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Ta-da!
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- You're giving them
Dad's old camera?
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- Wow, you are cheap.
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- No, not the camera!
A photograph of all of us!
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- Why use that old thing when
you can just use a cell phone?
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- Because that would be like
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painting the "Mona Lisa"
with a crayon.
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- Wow, this may be the year
you don't fail miserably
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and crush
Mom and Dad's souls.
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- Thank you for
the vote of confidence.
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Everyone to the backyard!
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Okay, that's it.
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Leni, scooch to the left.
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- Your other left.
- [giggles]
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- Perfect.
Someone grab Lily.
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Thank you. Good.
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Just gotta set the timer and...
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everybody say cheese!
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all: Chee...
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- When is it gonna flash?
My jaw is cramping up!
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all: eeeeee...
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- Give it a second.
all: eeeee...
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- Yeah, I knew he'd blow it.
Let's do selfies instead.
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- Totes!
- No, wait--Doi!
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- I "nose" just what this
picture needs!
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[laughs]
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- Come on, Luan, you can't
wear those in the photo.
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- Oh, don't be such a Groucho!
[laughs]
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- What this photo needs
are some tunes!
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- No, no, no, no, no,
photographs don't have--
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[loud chord]
- sound!
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- You're ruining the picture!
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Maybe you should take off
that gross hat!
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- Maybe you should take off
that gross face!
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[indistinct arguing]
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- Lily! Where is your diaper?
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Guys, please!
Can we all just settle down?
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[camera shutter clicks]
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- Look at us, we're like
a vision of insanity.
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I can't give this to
Mom and Dad.
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It's worse than Aunt Shirley.
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Argh! I mean, my coffee mug!
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I've got to give them
a better picture.
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The perfect picture.
Time for a do-over.
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- Mirror, mirror in my hand.
Who's the prettiest in the land?
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- Not you, once Mudzilla
gets a hold of you!
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[growls]
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- Aah!
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- [coughs]
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Hey!
You washed off my mud!
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Ha ha! You got spray--
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- Perfect!
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- Hey!
You washed off my makeup!
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- Good news, guys. We're taking
another family picture.
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both: But we already did one!
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- Stay right here.
And no more mud or makeup.
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both: What?
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- Thank you
for understanding!
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Look, I'm all about
self-expression,
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but this new picture
needs to be perfect,
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so I'm gonna need you
to keep your diaper on.
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- [giggles and babbles]
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- Thanks for understanding.
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- Poo-poo!
[babbles]
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- Let's just put a pin in this
for now.
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- If the hypotenuse of
a right triangle is
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the mean proportional
between segments, then--
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- Hey, Lisa, we're doing
another family picture.
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How about we lose the glasses
and do something with your hair?
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[kazoo blurts]
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[off-key guitar chord]
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[horn blows]
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[bell dings]
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- Or just lose the glasses.
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- But, Lincoln,
my astigmatism.
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[crash, thudding]
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- [groans]
- [glass shatters]
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- It's okay!
It's just a hairline fracture.
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- Did I hear we're taking
more photos? Yay!
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Uh-oh. Guess we'll have to wait
till after this solar eclipse.
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Whoa. You're like a wizard...
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or a weatherman.
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- Maybe you should wear these
for the picture, Leni.
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They make you look, umm,
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even smarter than
you already are.
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- Wow! Thanks!
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Aah!
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[groans]
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I'm all right!
I landed on Lisa!
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- Okay, now it's a break.
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- Okay, just stay here!
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- But--
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- Here's some ice packs!
And a bandage!
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together: Okay, throw them!
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- Okay, guys.
Time to take a new picture.
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- A new picture? No way.
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- Ya ready, Lynn?
Fetch, girl!
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- [panting]
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- Good, Lynn!
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Now stay!
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[upbeat music]
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♪
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- When did we get grass
in our bedroom?
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- Time to take a new picture.
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- Sweet!
Let me just grab my axe.
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- And I'll get my funny nose
and glasses.
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- Dudes! Where's my axe?
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- And where are my glasses?
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- Uh, silly props are not
going to be in this picture.
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You'll get them back
after we get the shot.
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- You took our stuff?
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- Then we're not gonna be
in your picture!
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- Hmm.
Sure would be a shame
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if something happened
to your things.
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- This picture thing has
changed you, dude.
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- Which is exactly why
I'm not going to be in it.
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- Which is exactly why I took
the liberty of replacing you.
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- You what?
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[doorbell rings]
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- Oh, Lori, I believe you know
Carol Pingrey.
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Didn't she beat you out for
homecoming queen?
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- Let's get this over with.
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- Okay, everyone excited?
So am I!
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Ah! There you are!
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You aren't getting
that diaper off now!
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Okay, pets, move on in!
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Okay! Almost there,
just a few more fixes.
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Open up!
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You, too.
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together: You look thilly.
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- Okay, give it here, girl.
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- [growls]
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- What?
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- That hair.
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- What about it?
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But this hair
isn't me, dude!
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- And this glasses isn't I,
either!
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- Trust me!
You guys look great!
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- Okay, Lucy.
I'm gonna need you to smile.
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- I can't see that happening.
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- I can't see anything
happening!
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- Ya know, some folks think
taking someone's picture
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actually steals their soul.
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- Oh?
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- Yeah! Just think of it.
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Your soul
trapped and tormented
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inside a camera
for all eternity.
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[metal creaks]
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- Close enough!
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Okay, I think we're ready.
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Hmm, still needs something
to pull it all together.
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I know!
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Now this is a perfect picture.
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- What was wrong with
the other one?
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- Oh, well, uh,
it was kind of...
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You guys were a little, uh...
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- A little what, Lincoln?
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- Yourselves?
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all: [grumbling]
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- So that's what this
is all about.
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You don't like us
the way we are.
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- Well, I--you see, that is
to say, I, uh...
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- Okay, guys, let's all
put on perfect smiles for
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Lincoln's perfect picture,
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because heaven forbid we be
our actual, literal selves!
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together: Cheese.
- Lori,
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I didn't mean--uh, um...
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Actually,
that's pretty perfect.
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[camera shutter clicks]
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- Thanks so much, guys!
I really appreciate your--
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Guys? Guys? Huh.
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Guess they must've had
something else to do.
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My days of giving lame
anniversary presents are over.
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Mom and Dad are gonna love this!
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Look at us. We're like
a vision of perfection.
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- Mirror, mirror in my hand.
Who's the prettiest in the land?
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- Not you, after
the mud monster gets you!
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- [screams]
- Roar!
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- Aah!
- Come back here!
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- [screaming]
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- [roaring]
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- Hey, guys!
I got the picture framed.
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both: [giggling]
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- [blows raspberry]
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both: [laughing]
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[rock music]
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- Computing of
the original formulation.
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Okay, parameters--
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both: [giggling]
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all: [laughing]
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together: Happy anniversary!
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- Thanks, kids!
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- Ooh, whose present
should we open first?
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- Mine!
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- Oh, come on, girls,
let's all let Lincoln give
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his perfect little present.
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- Yeah. I sure hope
it's perfect enough.
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- Oh, Lincoln,
this is wonderful!
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It's the best gift
we've ever gotten!
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- It's going above
the mantle right now!
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- Lincoln, you bonehead.
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You gave them
the wrong picture.
258
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- Yep! I knew
you'd blow this, too.
259
00:10:50,339 --> 00:10:52,134
- No, I gave them
the right one.
260
00:10:52,237 --> 00:10:54,895
The one that shows
the real you,
261
00:10:54,999 --> 00:10:56,656
the perfect you.
262
00:10:56,759 --> 00:11:00,073
together:
Aww, thank you, Lincoln!
263
00:11:00,176 --> 00:11:02,454
- By the way,
you all might wanna put
264
00:11:02,558 --> 00:11:04,802
your presents for Mom and Dad
in here.
265
00:11:04,905 --> 00:11:08,150
Since they'll all look super
lame next to my awesome gift.
266
00:11:08,253 --> 00:11:11,843
all: [grumbling]
267
00:11:11,947 --> 00:11:14,535
- Just perfect.
268
00:11:14,639 --> 00:11:16,192
- Poo-poo.
269
00:11:17,297 --> 00:11:20,196
[upbeat rock music]
270
00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:28,549
♪
271
00:11:28,653 --> 00:11:31,207
- In a couple more hours this
mud will be perfect to play in!
272
00:11:31,311 --> 00:11:32,761
[babbles]
273
00:11:32,864 --> 00:11:34,245
- Hey, guys,
274
00:11:34,348 --> 00:11:35,867
why can't a comedian tell
a dirty laundry joke?
275
00:11:35,971 --> 00:11:38,145
'Cause it always comes out
clean!
276
00:11:38,249 --> 00:11:39,388
[laughs]
277
00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:41,252
- I bloody love this song!
278
00:11:41,355 --> 00:11:43,564
Sing it like you mean it, Mick!
279
00:11:43,668 --> 00:11:47,120
- I'm trying to write here.
- Blimey!
280
00:11:47,223 --> 00:11:50,986
- No, I love you more, silly.
It's our 6-week-iversary.
281
00:11:51,089 --> 00:11:54,575
- You two are, like, gonna be
together for-like-ever!
282
00:11:54,679 --> 00:11:57,440
- Speaking of forever, Lori,
my study indicates
283
00:11:57,544 --> 00:12:00,202
you haven't used the bathroom
in quite some time.
284
00:12:00,305 --> 00:12:04,378
- Ew, there is no way I'm being
in your grody poop study.
285
00:12:04,482 --> 00:12:06,242
- Ah, rainy days.
286
00:12:06,346 --> 00:12:09,521
Perfect for hanging out with
the family and reading comics.
287
00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:13,146
- No!
[crying]
288
00:12:13,249 --> 00:12:14,803
- Gross!
- What?
289
00:12:14,906 --> 00:12:17,840
- Why do you always have to read
your comics in your underpants?
290
00:12:17,944 --> 00:12:20,084
- 'Cause reading my comics with
my clothes on is uncomfortable
291
00:12:20,187 --> 00:12:21,499
and distracting.
292
00:12:21,602 --> 00:12:23,225
And you know how I like
to be comfortable
293
00:12:23,328 --> 00:12:24,398
while reading comics.
294
00:12:24,502 --> 00:12:25,434
Now scooch!
295
00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:27,332
- Aah! It's an annoying habit
296
00:12:27,436 --> 00:12:29,679
and you get butt germs
everywhere!
297
00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:31,164
- Me? Annoying?
298
00:12:31,267 --> 00:12:33,718
You can't look away from
the mirror for five seconds!
299
00:12:33,822 --> 00:12:36,134
- Lies!
300
00:12:36,238 --> 00:12:37,757
- And, Lori,
would it kill you
301
00:12:37,860 --> 00:12:40,276
not to talk to Bobby
all the time?
302
00:12:40,380 --> 00:12:42,727
- I do not talk to Bobby
all the time.
303
00:12:42,831 --> 00:12:44,108
Do I, Bobby?
304
00:12:44,211 --> 00:12:47,387
- And, Lisa, you always do
your weird poop studies.
305
00:12:47,490 --> 00:12:49,009
- It's quite
fascinating work.
306
00:12:49,113 --> 00:12:51,391
- See? You guys couldn't
last ten minutes
307
00:12:51,494 --> 00:12:53,462
without doing
your annoying things.
308
00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:55,429
- We could last longer
than you!
309
00:12:55,533 --> 00:12:56,810
- I bet you couldn't!
310
00:12:56,914 --> 00:12:58,743
- Oh, really?
311
00:12:58,847 --> 00:13:01,608
Care to make it
a little more interesting?
312
00:13:01,711 --> 00:13:03,748
If we can stop doing our things
313
00:13:03,852 --> 00:13:06,130
longer than you can stop
doing yours,
314
00:13:06,233 --> 00:13:09,271
then you have to give up
reading in your underwear
315
00:13:09,374 --> 00:13:10,790
forever!
316
00:13:10,893 --> 00:13:12,067
all: Yeah!
317
00:13:12,170 --> 00:13:13,206
- Hold it.
- [record needle scratches]
318
00:13:13,309 --> 00:13:14,276
What's in it for me?
319
00:13:14,379 --> 00:13:16,036
- If you win,
320
00:13:16,140 --> 00:13:18,728
we'll never complain
about your butt cooties again.
321
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:20,834
- Okay,
but if I beat you,
322
00:13:20,938 --> 00:13:23,630
you also have to buy me
these beauties.
323
00:13:23,733 --> 00:13:28,428
Pure cotton, 2,000 thread count,
nonbinding elastic--
324
00:13:28,531 --> 00:13:30,740
I'll just call them
my victory undies.
325
00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:33,951
all: [whispering indistinctly]
326
00:13:37,023 --> 00:13:38,541
- Deal.
- Great!
327
00:13:38,645 --> 00:13:40,681
So if I have to read comics
with my clothes on,
328
00:13:40,785 --> 00:13:42,476
Lola can't look in the mirror,
329
00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:43,926
Luna can't speak in
a British accent...
330
00:13:44,030 --> 00:13:45,169
- Rock and row!
331
00:13:45,272 --> 00:13:46,411
- Mud!
- Lana can't play in mud...
332
00:13:46,515 --> 00:13:47,585
- Dang it.
333
00:13:47,688 --> 00:13:48,689
- Lori can't talk to Bobby...
334
00:13:48,793 --> 00:13:50,760
- You are silly. Bobby who?
335
00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:53,004
- Leni can't say "like"...
- Like, okay.
336
00:13:53,108 --> 00:13:55,800
- Lucy can't pop up
and scare people,
337
00:13:55,904 --> 00:13:58,009
Lisa has to give up
her weird studies...
338
00:13:58,113 --> 00:13:59,528
- Forgive me, science.
339
00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:01,771
- Luan can't tell bad jokes,
340
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:04,913
Lynn can't turn everything
into a sport,
341
00:14:05,016 --> 00:14:07,950
- [cries]
- And Lily can't cry.
342
00:14:08,054 --> 00:14:08,951
together: Deal!
343
00:14:09,055 --> 00:14:10,573
- Pants up, buddy boy!
344
00:14:10,677 --> 00:14:14,060
- Okay, competition starts now.
345
00:14:14,163 --> 00:14:16,959
- Wait, like, I wasn't clear
on the rules.
346
00:14:17,063 --> 00:14:20,066
- Leni, you can't
say "like."
347
00:14:20,169 --> 00:14:21,550
- Oh, got it!
348
00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:24,760
- Okay,
competition starts now.
349
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,451
- I'm, like, totally
gonna win this.
350
00:14:26,555 --> 00:14:27,659
[buzzer]
351
00:14:27,763 --> 00:14:30,110
- Nice going.
all: Aah!
352
00:14:30,214 --> 00:14:31,215
[buzzer]
353
00:14:31,318 --> 00:14:32,492
- Dang it.
354
00:14:32,595 --> 00:14:35,046
- Come on, ladies!
Stay focused!
355
00:14:35,150 --> 00:14:39,257
- Two down. I can practically
smell those victory undies.
356
00:14:39,361 --> 00:14:41,190
Wait. Let me rephrase that.
357
00:14:41,294 --> 00:14:43,952
[blues music]
358
00:14:44,055 --> 00:14:47,334
- See, I don't even need
a mirror to put my makeup on.
359
00:14:47,438 --> 00:14:49,578
Comfy over there, Lincoln?
360
00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:52,201
Yep! Just about...
[groans]
361
00:14:52,305 --> 00:14:53,789
to dive...
[grunts]
362
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,342
into my...
363
00:14:55,446 --> 00:14:58,656
comics.
Aah.
364
00:14:58,759 --> 00:15:00,969
[cell phone rings
"Here Comes the Bride"]
365
00:15:01,072 --> 00:15:03,178
- Oh.
366
00:15:03,281 --> 00:15:05,145
- Control yourself, woman!
367
00:15:05,249 --> 00:15:06,491
- [sighs]
368
00:15:06,595 --> 00:15:09,460
- Well, nothing sporty
about folding laundry.
369
00:15:09,563 --> 00:15:11,772
- Or funny.
370
00:15:14,327 --> 00:15:16,881
- [barks]
371
00:15:16,985 --> 00:15:18,331
- [panting]
372
00:15:18,434 --> 00:15:20,229
- Lana, heel!
373
00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:23,577
- [whimpers]
374
00:15:26,132 --> 00:15:28,065
- Herdy, verdy, verdy.
375
00:15:28,168 --> 00:15:32,310
Easy peasy, I just
svitched to Svedish, ya.
376
00:15:32,414 --> 00:15:35,003
- You poor, fragile
Homo sapiens.
377
00:15:35,106 --> 00:15:36,556
[cell phone rings
"Here Comes the Bride"]
378
00:15:36,659 --> 00:15:37,798
- I vill take that, ya!
379
00:15:37,902 --> 00:15:40,870
- No, you von't!
I mean, won't!
380
00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:43,943
Give it back!
381
00:15:45,599 --> 00:15:47,774
- Basketball.
382
00:15:47,877 --> 00:15:50,432
together: Don't do it!
Don't do it!
383
00:15:50,535 --> 00:15:51,709
- Two points!
384
00:15:51,812 --> 00:15:55,540
Two points! Two points!
Two points! Yeah!
385
00:15:55,644 --> 00:15:56,541
[buzzer]
386
00:15:56,645 --> 00:15:59,786
- Buh-bye!
387
00:16:01,788 --> 00:16:04,825
Ugh. Maybe
the pants are the problem.
388
00:16:06,103 --> 00:16:08,553
- [cat yowls]
- Too scratchy. Too tight.
389
00:16:08,657 --> 00:16:11,246
Too far after Labor Day.
390
00:16:11,349 --> 00:16:13,179
Oh, these are perfect.
391
00:16:13,282 --> 00:16:18,632
- Babe! Why aren't you
answering my calls?
392
00:16:18,736 --> 00:16:22,567
- Forgive me, my love.
393
00:16:22,671 --> 00:16:25,260
Lincoln, why are you
wearing my leggings?
394
00:16:25,363 --> 00:16:28,435
- Hey, you never said
I had to wear my pants.
395
00:16:28,539 --> 00:16:30,851
Plus these are so comfy!
396
00:16:30,955 --> 00:16:35,235
- Good luck. Those are the ones
that really ride up on ya.
397
00:16:35,339 --> 00:16:39,412
- Sure, Lori. You're just trying
to mess with my--hello!
398
00:16:39,515 --> 00:16:41,069
Yep, those are ridin'!
399
00:16:41,172 --> 00:16:43,312
- Hey, cats and kittens!
This is Jay Rock here!
400
00:16:43,416 --> 00:16:46,281
I'm giving away Mick Swagger
tickets to the caller with
401
00:16:46,384 --> 00:16:50,250
the best British accent.
402
00:16:55,255 --> 00:16:57,740
Hello, you're on the air. Let's
hear your best British accent.
403
00:16:57,844 --> 00:16:58,776
- [whispers]
Come on, love,
404
00:16:58,879 --> 00:17:00,812
hand over those tickets!
405
00:17:00,916 --> 00:17:02,676
- Sorry, caller,
I can't hear you.
406
00:17:02,780 --> 00:17:06,784
- Come on, love,
hand over those tickets!
407
00:17:06,887 --> 00:17:08,786
- If you don't speak up,
you can't win!
408
00:17:08,889 --> 00:17:11,996
- Hand over
the bleedin' tickets, mate!
409
00:17:13,446 --> 00:17:14,309
Herdy verdy?
410
00:17:14,412 --> 00:17:16,035
[buzzer]
411
00:17:16,138 --> 00:17:19,831
[blues music]
412
00:17:21,316 --> 00:17:24,250
- Ugh! I've read
the same panel 20 times!
413
00:17:24,353 --> 00:17:25,251
[knock on door]
414
00:17:25,354 --> 00:17:26,252
Who's there?
415
00:17:26,355 --> 00:17:27,253
- Bobby!
416
00:17:27,356 --> 00:17:28,530
- Bobby who?
417
00:17:28,633 --> 00:17:31,602
- Don't you dare answer
that joke, Luan!
418
00:17:31,705 --> 00:17:33,500
- I gotta let him in!
419
00:17:33,604 --> 00:17:35,951
both: [grunting]
420
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:39,368
- Geez, how many Loud sisters
does it take to open a door?
421
00:17:39,472 --> 00:17:42,302
- Luan,
do not answer that!
422
00:17:42,406 --> 00:17:44,304
- Hey, look!
Free makeup samples!
423
00:17:44,408 --> 00:17:45,581
- Huh?
424
00:17:45,685 --> 00:17:47,514
- Ha!
425
00:17:47,618 --> 00:17:50,379
Bobby!
426
00:17:50,483 --> 00:17:53,279
- Mud!
427
00:17:53,382 --> 00:17:54,935
[laughs maniacally]
428
00:17:55,039 --> 00:17:56,144
[buzzer]
429
00:17:56,247 --> 00:17:59,216
- Happy 6-week-iversary,
Bobby-Boo-Boo-Bear!
430
00:17:59,319 --> 00:18:00,769
[buzzer]
431
00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:02,219
- Thanks, Babe!
I would've been here sooner
432
00:18:02,322 --> 00:18:04,462
but I had to wait for
a chicken to cross the road.
433
00:18:04,566 --> 00:18:06,119
- Why did the chicken
cross the road?
434
00:18:06,223 --> 00:18:08,363
- To get to the other side!
To run away from the cook!
435
00:18:08,466 --> 00:18:09,640
To prove he's no chicken!
436
00:18:09,743 --> 00:18:11,400
[laughs hysterically]
437
00:18:11,504 --> 00:18:13,644
- No!
438
00:18:13,747 --> 00:18:15,404
- [sighs]
439
00:18:15,508 --> 00:18:17,165
Sweet comic relief.
440
00:18:17,268 --> 00:18:18,235
[buzzer]
441
00:18:18,338 --> 00:18:19,753
- [groans angrily]
442
00:18:19,857 --> 00:18:22,170
- Here, babe. I brought you
something special.
443
00:18:22,273 --> 00:18:23,688
- Aww.
444
00:18:23,792 --> 00:18:25,552
- It's the milkshake from
our first date.
445
00:18:25,656 --> 00:18:27,140
Six weeks ago!
446
00:18:27,244 --> 00:18:28,245
- [gurgles]
447
00:18:28,348 --> 00:18:30,557
Coming through! Literally!
448
00:18:30,661 --> 00:18:32,041
- [gasps]
449
00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:36,701
The missing piece of
my gastrointestinal study!
450
00:18:36,805 --> 00:18:38,531
[door slams]
- [screams]
451
00:18:38,634 --> 00:18:41,154
- Sweet mother of discovery!
452
00:18:41,258 --> 00:18:42,673
[buzzer]
453
00:18:42,776 --> 00:18:44,364
- I'm only human.
454
00:18:44,468 --> 00:18:46,297
- You people are useless!
455
00:18:46,401 --> 00:18:48,541
- And then there were two.
456
00:18:48,644 --> 00:18:50,646
- You may have outlasted
those amateurs,
457
00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:55,548
but now you've gotta deal
with a real professional.
458
00:18:55,651 --> 00:18:56,894
- I won't give up!
459
00:18:56,997 --> 00:19:00,449
For the sake of
all things comfortable!
460
00:19:00,553 --> 00:19:03,314
Aah! I gotta do something
about these pants.
461
00:19:03,418 --> 00:19:05,730
[blues music]
462
00:19:05,834 --> 00:19:08,388
- Now these are pants
I can read in.
463
00:19:08,492 --> 00:19:10,666
You girls better start
pooling your money,
464
00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:12,254
because I'm about to win
this thing.
465
00:19:12,358 --> 00:19:16,258
- Then perhaps it's time
to turn up the heat.
466
00:19:18,847 --> 00:19:22,575
- Phew. Is it hot in here?
467
00:19:22,678 --> 00:19:24,680
98 degrees?
468
00:19:24,784 --> 00:19:27,511
So that's how
she's gonna play it.
469
00:19:27,614 --> 00:19:29,340
- Lincoln,
what are you doing?
470
00:19:29,444 --> 00:19:30,859
- Just reading.
471
00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:33,586
Oh, and I polished every
surface in the living room.
472
00:19:33,689 --> 00:19:35,933
So shiny
you can see your face.
473
00:19:36,036 --> 00:19:37,037
- Aah!
474
00:19:37,141 --> 00:19:40,248
Must...not...look...
at...self!
475
00:19:40,351 --> 00:19:43,078
Beautiful, beautiful self!
476
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,838
Aah!
477
00:19:44,942 --> 00:19:47,289
- And I waxed
the kitchen floor, too!
478
00:19:47,393 --> 00:19:49,118
Such reflection!
479
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:51,190
- Aah!
480
00:19:51,293 --> 00:19:52,432
That's it!
481
00:19:52,536 --> 00:19:54,917
Give up, Lincoln!
You know you want these.
482
00:19:55,021 --> 00:19:57,679
Smell 'em!
Smell that cotton!
483
00:19:57,782 --> 00:19:59,715
You know you want 'em!
484
00:19:59,819 --> 00:20:01,234
- I'm not giving up!
485
00:20:01,338 --> 00:20:02,546
You'd give up right now
486
00:20:02,649 --> 00:20:04,168
if you could see what's wrong
with your face!
487
00:20:04,272 --> 00:20:05,445
- What?
488
00:20:05,549 --> 00:20:07,827
Guys, is there something
wrong with my face?
489
00:20:07,930 --> 00:20:09,794
- You look beautiful.
- You look gorgeous.
490
00:20:09,898 --> 00:20:12,659
- Lies!
Give me a mirror!
491
00:20:12,763 --> 00:20:14,903
Aah!
492
00:20:17,871 --> 00:20:20,149
Ahh, that's better.
493
00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:21,392
[buzzer]
494
00:20:21,496 --> 00:20:23,877
- I win!
495
00:20:23,981 --> 00:20:26,432
The victory undies are mine!
496
00:20:26,535 --> 00:20:29,193
Okay, ladies, pay up!
497
00:20:29,297 --> 00:20:31,506
Hey, Lily.
498
00:20:31,609 --> 00:20:32,990
[gasps]
Lily!
499
00:20:33,093 --> 00:20:35,820
- She didn't cry this entire
time. That means...
500
00:20:35,924 --> 00:20:38,167
together: Lily wins!
501
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:40,169
[cheering]
502
00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:41,964
- And I lost.
503
00:20:42,068 --> 00:20:44,553
- Well, Lincoln, guess you
have to give up reading comics
504
00:20:44,657 --> 00:20:46,659
in your underwear
forever.
505
00:20:46,762 --> 00:20:48,108
[buzzer]
506
00:20:48,212 --> 00:20:49,524
[blues music]
507
00:20:49,627 --> 00:20:54,080
- Ahh, how I've missed
this beautiful face.
508
00:20:54,183 --> 00:20:57,152
- [groans]
509
00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,638
Oh.
510
00:21:00,742 --> 00:21:01,881
[knock on door]
511
00:21:01,984 --> 00:21:02,813
- Who's there?
512
00:21:02,916 --> 00:21:04,332
- Delivery man.
513
00:21:04,435 --> 00:21:05,885
- Delivery man who?
514
00:21:05,988 --> 00:21:07,818
- Come on, kid,
it's raining!
515
00:21:07,921 --> 00:21:09,820
- That's your punch line?
516
00:21:09,923 --> 00:21:12,063
You really need to work on
your delivery!
517
00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:13,410
[laughs]
518
00:21:13,513 --> 00:21:15,550
- Package for Lincoln Loud.
519
00:21:15,653 --> 00:21:16,827
- [gasps]
520
00:21:16,930 --> 00:21:19,519
My victory undies.
I don't get it.
521
00:21:19,623 --> 00:21:21,418
- We didn't order it
for you.
522
00:21:21,521 --> 00:21:22,660
- I did.
523
00:21:22,764 --> 00:21:24,490
together: But he lost the bet!
524
00:21:24,593 --> 00:21:25,974
- Come on, you guys.
525
00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:28,217
We clearly can't give up
our things.
526
00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:30,427
Why should Lincoln have to
give up his?
527
00:21:30,530 --> 00:21:32,981
We should all accept
each other's habits.
528
00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:36,743
Even if some of them are
really, really gross.
529
00:21:36,847 --> 00:21:38,055
- Totally.
- Absolutely.
530
00:21:38,158 --> 00:21:39,263
[indistinct agreement]
- Whatevs.
531
00:21:39,367 --> 00:21:41,265
- Thank you!
532
00:21:41,369 --> 00:21:43,612
They're almost
too nice to wear.
533
00:21:43,716 --> 00:21:44,717
[sniffs]
534
00:21:44,820 --> 00:21:46,477
But not that nice!
535
00:21:46,581 --> 00:21:48,307
Ah, rainy days.
536
00:21:48,410 --> 00:21:50,585
There's nothing
like doing the thing you love,
537
00:21:50,688 --> 00:21:53,001
surrounded by the ones
you love,
538
00:21:53,104 --> 00:21:56,211
and 2,000 thread count
undies.
539
00:21:57,661 --> 00:22:01,078
- Chicken, come back!
Why did you cross the road?
540
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:04,461
- ♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪
541
00:22:04,564 --> 00:22:06,290
♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪
542
00:22:06,394 --> 00:22:09,258
♪ In the Loud house
- ♪ Loud house
543
00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:11,709
- ♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪
544
00:22:11,813 --> 00:22:15,748
♪ That's the way we show
our love in the Loud house ♪
545
00:22:15,851 --> 00:22:17,128
- ♪ Loud house
546
00:22:17,232 --> 00:22:18,751
♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪
547
00:22:18,854 --> 00:22:19,924
♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪
548
00:22:20,028 --> 00:22:21,132
♪ Stand in line to take a pee
549
00:22:21,236 --> 00:22:22,582
♪ Never any privacy
550
00:22:22,686 --> 00:22:25,136
♪ Chaos with 11 kids
551
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:27,725
♪ That's the way
it always is ♪
552
00:22:27,829 --> 00:22:29,071
♪ In the Loud house