1 00:00:02,657 --> 00:00:03,934 - ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 2 00:00:04,038 --> 00:00:05,695 ♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪ 3 00:00:05,798 --> 00:00:07,007 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 4 00:00:07,110 --> 00:00:08,422 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles 5 00:00:08,525 --> 00:00:10,113 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 6 00:00:10,217 --> 00:00:13,392 ♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪ 7 00:00:13,496 --> 00:00:14,462 - ♪ In the Loud house 8 00:00:14,566 --> 00:00:15,877 ♪ In the Loud house 9 00:00:15,981 --> 00:00:17,258 - ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪ 10 00:00:17,362 --> 00:00:18,811 ♪ Is how we show our love 11 00:00:18,915 --> 00:00:21,504 - ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪ 12 00:00:21,607 --> 00:00:22,988 - ♪ One boy and ten girls 13 00:00:23,092 --> 00:00:24,334 ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 14 00:00:24,438 --> 00:00:27,648 - ♪ Loud, Loud, Loud 15 00:00:27,751 --> 00:00:29,615 ♪ Loud house 16 00:00:29,719 --> 00:00:30,685 - Poo-poo. 17 00:00:46,253 --> 00:00:48,910 - It's nice, but I'm kind of surprised 18 00:00:49,014 --> 00:00:51,637 you chose a pink one with streamers and a basket. 19 00:00:51,741 --> 00:00:52,880 - I didn't choose it, Clyde. 20 00:00:52,983 --> 00:00:54,571 It's a hand-me-down from Lori. 21 00:00:54,675 --> 00:00:56,573 - This was Lori's bike? 22 00:00:56,677 --> 00:00:59,818 Oh! 23 00:00:59,921 --> 00:01:02,752 - In a big family, hand-me-downs are a fact of life. 24 00:01:02,855 --> 00:01:04,236 Here, let me take you through a few 25 00:01:04,340 --> 00:01:07,550 of Lincoln Loud's Hand-me-down Greatest Hits. 26 00:01:07,653 --> 00:01:09,379 There was Leni's sparkly shirt. 27 00:01:09,483 --> 00:01:11,450 - Sorry, it has my initials on it. 28 00:01:11,554 --> 00:01:13,418 - But L.L. are also my initials. 29 00:01:13,521 --> 00:01:15,040 Never mind. 30 00:01:16,938 --> 00:01:18,699 - And then there was Colonel Crackers, 31 00:01:18,802 --> 00:01:20,287 Luan's ventriloquist dummy. 32 00:01:20,390 --> 00:01:23,048 I'm thirsty. 33 00:01:25,326 --> 00:01:26,948 - And they call me the dummy. 34 00:01:28,916 --> 00:01:30,676 - Luna's electric guitar. 35 00:01:36,061 --> 00:01:37,304 - Here you go, Bro. 36 00:01:37,407 --> 00:01:38,960 All it needs is love. 37 00:01:39,064 --> 00:01:40,893 Love is all it needs. 38 00:01:40,997 --> 00:01:44,104 - And strings and a neck and a body. 39 00:01:46,175 --> 00:01:48,694 And Lynn's, um-- 40 00:01:48,798 --> 00:01:52,733 - You'll thank me during those penalty kicks. 41 00:01:52,836 --> 00:01:55,494 - Grody! 42 00:01:55,598 --> 00:01:56,633 - I don't think this bike 43 00:01:56,737 --> 00:01:57,669 is gonna fit under your bed, Lincoln. 44 00:01:57,772 --> 00:02:00,258 - I know. I already tried. 45 00:02:00,361 --> 00:02:02,087 But I definitely can't ride it. 46 00:02:02,191 --> 00:02:03,226 It's embarrassing. 47 00:02:03,330 --> 00:02:04,572 - Hey, look. 48 00:02:04,676 --> 00:02:06,678 Lori even got you a personalized plate. 49 00:02:06,781 --> 00:02:08,887 She's so thoughtful. 50 00:02:08,990 --> 00:02:10,130 - Uh, yeah. 51 00:02:11,821 --> 00:02:12,753 That's better. 52 00:02:12,856 --> 00:02:14,686 - Nice bike, kid. 53 00:02:14,789 --> 00:02:17,516 - Yeah, that bike is so lame it, 54 00:02:17,620 --> 00:02:18,966 it--I got nothing. 55 00:02:19,069 --> 00:02:20,933 - You guys think this is mine? 56 00:02:21,037 --> 00:02:23,798 Please, this is my sister's. 57 00:02:23,902 --> 00:02:27,561 I'd totally show you my bike, but it's in the shop. 58 00:02:27,664 --> 00:02:29,839 Yep, getting her totally tricked out. 59 00:02:29,942 --> 00:02:31,116 And I'm getting the brakes taken off, 60 00:02:31,220 --> 00:02:33,636 because, you know, brakes are for wimps. 61 00:02:33,739 --> 00:02:35,707 - Whoa, that sounds sick. 62 00:02:35,810 --> 00:02:38,261 - Oh, it's sick all right. 63 00:02:38,365 --> 00:02:40,194 Temperature of 102. 64 00:02:40,298 --> 00:02:42,058 - I can't wait to check this bike out. 65 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,956 Bring it by the park when you get it back. 66 00:02:44,060 --> 00:02:46,131 - Oh, uh, I, uh-- 67 00:02:46,235 --> 00:02:47,443 - We'll be waiting for you. 68 00:02:47,546 --> 00:02:48,823 Later. 69 00:02:48,927 --> 00:02:51,481 - Uh, Lincoln, what are you gonna do? 70 00:02:51,585 --> 00:02:52,793 You don't have a sick bike. 71 00:02:52,896 --> 00:02:56,003 - Look out, sick bike coming through. 72 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:02,941 - Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 73 00:03:03,044 --> 00:03:05,530 - About how Lori gets her hair so shiny? 74 00:03:05,633 --> 00:03:07,946 - No. I'm thinking about Lynn's bike. 75 00:03:08,049 --> 00:03:10,880 I'll just borrow it for an hour, show it off to those guys, 76 00:03:10,983 --> 00:03:12,433 and then I'm off the hook. 77 00:03:12,537 --> 00:03:15,264 - That sounds like a really dumb plan, 78 00:03:15,367 --> 00:03:17,990 and I'm totally in. 79 00:03:18,094 --> 00:03:20,200 - Whoo-hoo! 80 00:03:20,303 --> 00:03:22,512 - Whoa! - Hey, guys. 81 00:03:22,616 --> 00:03:23,858 Feast your eyes. 82 00:03:23,962 --> 00:03:25,205 - Whoa! 83 00:03:25,308 --> 00:03:26,999 That bike really is sick. 84 00:03:27,103 --> 00:03:30,313 - Yeah, and that bike is sick too... 85 00:03:30,417 --> 00:03:31,694 but not in a good way. 86 00:03:31,797 --> 00:03:33,799 - What? My parents' tandem? 87 00:03:33,903 --> 00:03:36,492 I'll have you know when two riders are on this hog, 88 00:03:36,595 --> 00:03:38,632 it could burn some serous rubber. 89 00:03:38,735 --> 00:03:41,807 - Well, anyway, we should bail. 90 00:03:41,911 --> 00:03:43,602 You probably won't see me riding this again. 91 00:03:43,706 --> 00:03:46,053 I like to keep it in the garage so it doesn't get dinged. 92 00:03:46,156 --> 00:03:48,400 - Wait, how would you like to be our new leader? 93 00:03:48,504 --> 00:03:49,746 - Hey, I thought I was your leader. 94 00:03:49,850 --> 00:03:50,782 - Sorry, Papa Wheelie, 95 00:03:50,885 --> 00:03:52,197 you're out. - Hmm! 96 00:03:52,301 --> 00:03:54,510 - I'm Rusty Spokes and this is Flat Tire. 97 00:03:54,613 --> 00:03:55,718 What's your handle gonna be? 98 00:03:55,821 --> 00:03:58,721 - Hmm. How about Chain Linc? 99 00:03:58,824 --> 00:04:00,309 Sick. 100 00:04:00,412 --> 00:04:02,276 - Lincoln, you can't join their crew. 101 00:04:02,380 --> 00:04:03,795 You've got to get Lynn's bike home. 102 00:04:03,898 --> 00:04:05,555 - We'll call you Two Seats. 103 00:04:05,659 --> 00:04:06,936 - Okay, I'm in. 104 00:04:07,039 --> 00:04:09,559 - Okay, guys, let's ride. 105 00:04:09,663 --> 00:04:11,561 - Whoo-hoo-hoo. 106 00:04:13,908 --> 00:04:15,013 - Whoo-hoo! - Whoo-hoo! 107 00:04:15,116 --> 00:04:17,153 - Woo! 108 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:22,469 ♪ 109 00:04:26,058 --> 00:04:27,267 Whoo! 110 00:04:27,370 --> 00:04:35,275 ♪ 111 00:04:40,556 --> 00:04:43,386 Where's Lynn's hand-me-down when I need it? 112 00:04:43,490 --> 00:04:46,631 ♪ 113 00:04:52,050 --> 00:04:54,708 ♪ 114 00:04:54,811 --> 00:04:57,504 - Hmm, sick. 115 00:04:59,506 --> 00:05:00,438 - Hey, ladies. 116 00:05:00,541 --> 00:05:02,336 Oh. 117 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,892 - Ooh, nice hog. 118 00:05:06,996 --> 00:05:08,100 - You too. 119 00:05:12,381 --> 00:05:14,141 - Ooh. 120 00:05:16,246 --> 00:05:17,662 - Yee-haw! 121 00:05:19,802 --> 00:05:21,113 - You see, Clyde, 122 00:05:21,217 --> 00:05:22,977 I told you being in a bike crew would be cool. 123 00:05:23,081 --> 00:05:25,325 - Who's Clyde? My name's Two Seats. 124 00:05:26,947 --> 00:05:29,190 - Sometimes in life you just got to take chances. 125 00:05:29,294 --> 00:05:32,746 You know what they say, no risk, no re-wah-- 126 00:05:32,849 --> 00:05:34,575 - What's a re-wah? 127 00:05:34,679 --> 00:05:37,613 - My bike, it's gone. 128 00:05:37,716 --> 00:05:39,960 - Manny, you were supposed to watch the bikes. 129 00:05:40,063 --> 00:05:41,548 - What am I gonna tell Lynn? 130 00:05:41,651 --> 00:05:44,654 - You see, Lynn, this bear came into the garage 131 00:05:44,758 --> 00:05:46,242 and rode off with your bike. 132 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:49,487 Nah. Dad sold your bike to pay for Lisa's new bifocals. 133 00:05:49,590 --> 00:05:53,594 A spaceship came down and beamed up your bike. 134 00:05:55,182 --> 00:05:57,115 I'm just gonna have to tell her the truth. 135 00:05:59,773 --> 00:06:01,844 Uh, hey, Lynn? 136 00:06:01,947 --> 00:06:03,155 - Can't talk now, Lincoln. 137 00:06:03,259 --> 00:06:05,813 Only a few hours till the big competition. 138 00:06:05,917 --> 00:06:07,712 - What big competition? 139 00:06:07,815 --> 00:06:09,369 - The stunt-bike competition. 140 00:06:09,472 --> 00:06:11,301 - Are you using your bike? 141 00:06:11,405 --> 00:06:12,786 - Duh. Now move it. 142 00:06:12,889 --> 00:06:15,340 I got to brush up on my Crossover Stoppies. 143 00:06:15,444 --> 00:06:17,100 - I wouldn't do that. 144 00:06:17,204 --> 00:06:20,034 I mean, when's the last time your bike had a good tune-up? 145 00:06:20,138 --> 00:06:21,726 - I don't know. Who cares? 146 00:06:21,829 --> 00:06:23,900 - Who cares about your safety? 147 00:06:24,004 --> 00:06:25,971 I do, which is why I'm gonna 148 00:06:26,075 --> 00:06:28,733 get your bike tuned up for you before the competition. 149 00:06:28,836 --> 00:06:29,768 - Lincoln. 150 00:06:29,872 --> 00:06:31,252 - I insist. 151 00:06:31,356 --> 00:06:33,772 I'll be back before you can say Comb-Over Sloppy. 152 00:06:33,876 --> 00:06:35,533 - Crossover Stoppy. 153 00:06:35,636 --> 00:06:37,707 - Right, those. 154 00:06:37,811 --> 00:06:38,915 Chain Linc to Two Seats. 155 00:06:39,019 --> 00:06:40,227 Come in, Two Seats. 156 00:06:40,330 --> 00:06:41,918 - This is Two Seats. Did you tell Lynn? 157 00:06:42,022 --> 00:06:43,679 Are you calling from an ambulance? 158 00:06:43,782 --> 00:06:45,197 - No, something's come up. 159 00:06:45,301 --> 00:06:47,130 We need to find Lynn's bike now. 160 00:06:47,234 --> 00:06:48,580 Can you come get me on the tandem? 161 00:06:48,684 --> 00:06:51,203 - I would, but my parents took it to go antiquing. 162 00:06:51,307 --> 00:06:52,929 They could be gone for a while. 163 00:06:53,033 --> 00:06:54,655 They said something about finding the perfect 164 00:06:54,759 --> 00:06:55,863 Amish butter dish. 165 00:06:55,967 --> 00:06:58,210 - Then I know what I have to do. 166 00:07:03,940 --> 00:07:05,183 ♪ 167 00:07:06,771 --> 00:07:09,152 ♪ 168 00:07:09,256 --> 00:07:10,671 Excuse me. Coming through. 169 00:07:10,775 --> 00:07:13,398 - Oh, sorry little girl. 170 00:07:13,502 --> 00:07:14,675 - Hey, 171 00:07:14,779 --> 00:07:15,780 have you seen my bike? 172 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:21,924 - Have any of you seen my bike? 173 00:07:22,027 --> 00:07:23,891 - Have you seen my bike? 174 00:07:23,995 --> 00:07:25,617 - Pink bike? 175 00:07:25,721 --> 00:07:30,380 ♪ 176 00:07:30,484 --> 00:07:32,797 - Chain Linc, what's with that lame bike? 177 00:07:32,900 --> 00:07:35,213 - This heap? It's my sister's. 178 00:07:35,316 --> 00:07:38,043 I'm just borrowing it so I can find my bike. 179 00:07:38,147 --> 00:07:40,149 - Oh, right. Of course. 180 00:07:40,252 --> 00:07:42,910 Hey, why are you questioning Chain Linc? 181 00:07:43,014 --> 00:07:45,154 - I wasn't. Chain, I'm sorry. 182 00:07:45,257 --> 00:07:47,605 I know you would never ride a lame-o bike like that. 183 00:07:47,708 --> 00:07:48,985 Let's ride, boys. 184 00:07:49,089 --> 00:07:51,816 - Wait. I can't live this lie anymore. 185 00:07:51,919 --> 00:07:54,025 The cool bike was my sister's. 186 00:07:54,128 --> 00:07:55,751 I took it so you guys wouldn't make fun of me 187 00:07:55,854 --> 00:07:58,270 for riding this one, this pink nightmare 188 00:07:58,374 --> 00:08:01,342 with the basket and the streamers... 189 00:08:01,446 --> 00:08:02,792 is my bike. 190 00:08:02,896 --> 00:08:05,968 Phew! It actually feels good to get that off my chest. 191 00:08:06,071 --> 00:08:07,901 - That's your bike? - You're a joke. 192 00:08:08,004 --> 00:08:11,111 - Chain Linc, more like weakest link. 193 00:08:11,214 --> 00:08:13,147 - That feels a little less good. 194 00:08:13,251 --> 00:08:14,459 - You're out of our crew. 195 00:08:14,563 --> 00:08:16,288 Papa Wheelie, you're our leader again. 196 00:08:16,392 --> 00:08:19,602 - Yes! Let's ride, boys. 197 00:08:19,706 --> 00:08:21,259 - You could be our leader. 198 00:08:21,362 --> 00:08:23,433 We'll call you Sweet Feet. 199 00:08:24,780 --> 00:08:26,782 There's only one thing left to do. 200 00:08:26,885 --> 00:08:29,094 - You did what? 201 00:08:29,198 --> 00:08:30,924 I've got my competition. 202 00:08:31,027 --> 00:08:32,719 - I'm really sorry, Lynn. 203 00:08:32,822 --> 00:08:34,997 - Why did you take my bike in the first place? 204 00:08:35,100 --> 00:08:38,379 - I didn't want my friends to see me on Lori's hand-me-down. 205 00:08:38,483 --> 00:08:40,485 - Uh, hello, 206 00:08:40,589 --> 00:08:42,004 what do you think my bike is? 207 00:08:42,107 --> 00:08:43,246 A hand-me-down! 208 00:08:43,350 --> 00:08:44,972 - It is? - It's true. 209 00:08:45,076 --> 00:08:47,319 It was my bike first. 210 00:08:47,423 --> 00:08:48,976 Go bike. 211 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:51,220 - Then she handed it down to me. 212 00:08:51,323 --> 00:08:52,911 I had to do some work on it, 213 00:08:53,015 --> 00:08:56,052 but then it was ride, Sally, ride. 214 00:08:56,156 --> 00:08:57,467 - Then Luna handed it down to me, 215 00:08:57,571 --> 00:08:58,952 and I made it part of my act. 216 00:09:02,024 --> 00:09:03,335 ♪ 217 00:09:03,439 --> 00:09:05,579 Looks like I've got a 7/10 split. 218 00:09:07,236 --> 00:09:09,272 - Luan handed it down to me 219 00:09:09,376 --> 00:09:12,724 and I turned it into the bike that you just got stolen. 220 00:09:12,828 --> 00:09:15,762 - See, Lincoln, we all have to deal with hand-me-downs. 221 00:09:15,865 --> 00:09:17,729 We've just learned to make the best of them. 222 00:09:17,833 --> 00:09:20,490 - You don't have to deal with them; you're the oldest. 223 00:09:20,594 --> 00:09:21,664 - Are you kidding me? 224 00:09:21,768 --> 00:09:23,321 This isn't really a tank top. 225 00:09:23,424 --> 00:09:26,048 It's literally the top of Mom's old girdle. 226 00:09:26,151 --> 00:09:29,223 Ew! - Well, enough chit chat. 227 00:09:29,327 --> 00:09:31,156 I got go get to my competition. 228 00:09:31,260 --> 00:09:32,710 - You're gonna ride that? 229 00:09:32,813 --> 00:09:35,644 - What choice do I have? 230 00:09:35,747 --> 00:09:39,475 - You better not let Colonel Crackers get stolen. 231 00:09:41,719 --> 00:09:44,825 - Hey, you heard the lady! 232 00:09:44,929 --> 00:09:46,171 - Hey, buddy. 233 00:09:46,275 --> 00:09:48,104 - Clyde, you found Lynn's bike. 234 00:09:48,208 --> 00:09:50,141 - It wasn't me; my parents found it. 235 00:09:50,244 --> 00:09:52,661 They weren't as lucky with the butter dish though. 236 00:09:52,764 --> 00:09:54,110 - This is great. 237 00:09:54,214 --> 00:09:55,560 Maybe there's time to get it to Lynn 238 00:09:55,664 --> 00:09:57,666 before she gets crushed in the competition. 239 00:09:57,769 --> 00:10:00,151 - Yee-hee-hee haw! 240 00:10:00,254 --> 00:10:04,258 Lynn Loud, bringing home the gold! 241 00:10:04,362 --> 00:10:06,571 Boo-yah! - You won? 242 00:10:06,675 --> 00:10:07,814 That's amazing! 243 00:10:07,917 --> 00:10:10,023 Hey, I've got good news too. 244 00:10:10,126 --> 00:10:11,058 Your bike turned up. 245 00:10:11,162 --> 00:10:12,715 - Ah, you keep it. 246 00:10:12,819 --> 00:10:14,165 I'm kind of into this bike now. 247 00:10:14,268 --> 00:10:17,271 It's pretty sick. 248 00:10:18,825 --> 00:10:20,240 - Guys, check it out. 249 00:10:20,343 --> 00:10:22,173 I got the bike back and now it's really mine. 250 00:10:22,276 --> 00:10:24,175 - Cool, but we're not here for you. 251 00:10:24,278 --> 00:10:25,866 We're here for your sister, Lynn. 252 00:10:25,970 --> 00:10:27,765 Her bike is the sickest. 253 00:10:27,868 --> 00:10:30,526 - Temperature of 103. 254 00:10:32,045 --> 00:10:35,186 - Yeah, Lynnsanity. 255 00:10:35,289 --> 00:10:37,015 You're officially our new leader! 256 00:10:37,119 --> 00:10:38,016 - Whoo-hoo. - Aw, come on. 257 00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:46,438 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 258 00:10:46,542 --> 00:10:47,992 - About whether Lori gets her teeth whitened, 259 00:10:48,095 --> 00:10:50,650 or are they naturally that beautiful? 260 00:10:50,753 --> 00:10:51,996 - No. 261 00:10:52,099 --> 00:10:54,205 I'm thinking that I had my turn with this. 262 00:10:54,308 --> 00:10:56,310 It's time to hand it down. 263 00:10:56,414 --> 00:10:58,174 Hey, Lana, I got a bike for you. 264 00:10:58,278 --> 00:11:00,660 - Wow! Thanks, Lincoln. 265 00:11:00,763 --> 00:11:03,007 It's got potential. 266 00:11:05,147 --> 00:11:06,527 - Thanks to my sisters, 267 00:11:06,631 --> 00:11:08,391 I've got a whole new view of hand-me-downs. 268 00:11:08,495 --> 00:11:10,048 It's not about what you get; 269 00:11:10,152 --> 00:11:11,912 it's all about what you do with it. 270 00:11:13,293 --> 00:11:15,398 - Listen to what he says, kids. 271 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:30,517 - I'm Ace Savvy, the world's savviest crime fighter. 272 00:11:30,620 --> 00:11:32,933 a man of few words and even fewer emotions... 273 00:11:33,037 --> 00:11:34,038 except for today, 274 00:11:34,141 --> 00:11:35,418 because it's the day 275 00:11:35,522 --> 00:11:38,559 of the big Ace Savvy Comic Book Convention! 276 00:11:38,663 --> 00:11:40,458 Yeah! 277 00:11:40,561 --> 00:11:42,598 And now to call my trusty sidekick. 278 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,427 One-Eyed Jack, this is Ace Savvy. 279 00:11:44,531 --> 00:11:45,912 - This is One-Eyed Jack. 280 00:11:46,015 --> 00:11:47,914 Just putting the finishing touches on my costume. 281 00:11:48,017 --> 00:11:50,882 And when it's ready, I'll be keeping one eye out for crime. 282 00:11:50,986 --> 00:11:52,366 Ow! - Roger that. 283 00:11:52,470 --> 00:11:54,368 I'll see you at 4:00 when it's time to... 284 00:11:54,472 --> 00:11:56,957 deal out some justice. 285 00:11:57,061 --> 00:11:57,993 Dang it. 286 00:11:59,857 --> 00:12:01,168 - Get a load of this? 287 00:12:01,272 --> 00:12:03,792 - That is literally the funniest thing I have ever seen. 288 00:12:03,895 --> 00:12:06,070 - You aren't going out in public like that, are you? 289 00:12:06,173 --> 00:12:08,935 - I might point out that you are well past the recommended age 290 00:12:09,038 --> 00:12:11,006 that this behavior is deemed acceptable. 291 00:12:11,109 --> 00:12:12,524 - Harsh, right? 292 00:12:12,628 --> 00:12:14,595 But you know what? It doesn't even bother me. 293 00:12:14,699 --> 00:12:17,909 With ten opinionated sisters, you got to have a thick skin. 294 00:12:18,013 --> 00:12:20,463 Your insults are like the wind beneath my cape. 295 00:12:20,567 --> 00:12:22,120 They only lift me higher. 296 00:12:22,224 --> 00:12:26,159 Now if you'll excuse me, I have some guy-liner to apply. 297 00:12:28,092 --> 00:12:29,300 - - Gross. 298 00:12:29,403 --> 00:12:31,923 Lincoln, you clogged the toilet again? 299 00:12:32,027 --> 00:12:34,477 - I'm telling Dad. 300 00:12:34,581 --> 00:12:36,376 - What makes you think I did it? 301 00:12:36,479 --> 00:12:38,274 - Maybe because you've made more clogs 302 00:12:38,378 --> 00:12:40,138 than a Dutch shoe factory. 303 00:12:42,416 --> 00:12:44,764 - So long, liverwurst loaf. 304 00:12:47,490 --> 00:12:49,078 - I'm telling Dad! 305 00:12:49,182 --> 00:12:51,840 - Mom can't make me wear you if she can't find you. 306 00:12:55,084 --> 00:12:57,535 - I'm telling Dad! 307 00:12:57,638 --> 00:12:59,571 - Has anyone seen my CDs? 308 00:12:59,675 --> 00:13:01,539 I got to practice for karaoke tonight. 309 00:13:01,642 --> 00:13:04,197 ♪ Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, Fa, la, la, la, la ♪ 310 00:13:06,302 --> 00:13:08,546 - I'm telling Dad! 311 00:13:08,649 --> 00:13:12,274 - All true, but this time it was not me, I swear. 312 00:13:12,377 --> 00:13:14,586 - Well, there goes my Saturday. 313 00:13:14,690 --> 00:13:17,072 - Forget that pitiful plunger, Dad. 314 00:13:17,175 --> 00:13:19,108 This is a class 5 clog. 315 00:13:19,212 --> 00:13:21,662 You're gonna need Big Bertha. 316 00:13:21,766 --> 00:13:23,561 - Well, Mr. Flush-My-CDs- Down-the-Can, 317 00:13:23,664 --> 00:13:24,838 I assume this was your doing. 318 00:13:24,942 --> 00:13:27,496 - No, Dad. For real, it was not me. 319 00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:28,773 - Well, somebody did it. 320 00:13:28,877 --> 00:13:30,568 Toilets don't just clog themselves. 321 00:13:30,671 --> 00:13:33,295 Until one of you fesses up, everyone's grounded. 322 00:13:33,398 --> 00:13:35,159 - But, Dad, I can't be grounded. 323 00:13:35,262 --> 00:13:36,470 The convention's in a few hours 324 00:13:36,574 --> 00:13:38,783 and I got to get my Ace Savvy comic signed. 325 00:13:38,887 --> 00:13:40,578 - Until I know who did the crime, 326 00:13:40,681 --> 00:13:42,269 you're all doing the time. 327 00:13:42,373 --> 00:13:44,513 - No! 328 00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:47,792 Ah! - Big Bertha coming through. 329 00:13:47,896 --> 00:13:49,967 - Well, I'm not doing the tine for this crime. 330 00:13:50,070 --> 00:13:52,348 I'm gonna find out who the real clogger is... 331 00:13:52,452 --> 00:13:54,937 Ace Savvy style. 332 00:13:55,041 --> 00:13:56,939 Dang it. 333 00:13:59,114 --> 00:14:01,771 One of you is the perp... 334 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,221 but which one? 335 00:14:03,325 --> 00:14:04,533 - Hey, Linc... - 336 00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:05,741 I might have a tip for you. 337 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,502 - Really? Wait. Why do you want to help? 338 00:14:08,606 --> 00:14:10,159 I don't care about being grounded. 339 00:14:10,263 --> 00:14:12,886 My life is just an endless mental prison anyway. 340 00:14:12,990 --> 00:14:15,682 But it's not fair that you have to miss your thing. 341 00:14:15,785 --> 00:14:18,029 - Thank you. So what do you got? 342 00:14:18,133 --> 00:14:21,515 - Lynn has eaten spicy meatball subs for ten straight days. 343 00:14:21,619 --> 00:14:23,621 You know what that does to your digestive system? 344 00:14:23,724 --> 00:14:25,657 - That's disgusting, but also a lead. 345 00:14:25,761 --> 00:14:27,280 I like your instincts, kid. 346 00:14:27,383 --> 00:14:28,902 You want to team up? - Sure. 347 00:14:29,006 --> 00:14:31,284 I've got nothing else to do besides bear the weight 348 00:14:31,387 --> 00:14:33,148 of the world on my shoulders. 349 00:14:33,251 --> 00:14:35,357 - Right. 350 00:14:37,255 --> 00:14:39,292 - Hey, what's with the light? 351 00:14:39,395 --> 00:14:40,465 - Why don't you admit it, Lynn? 352 00:14:40,569 --> 00:14:42,019 You jammed the john. 353 00:14:42,122 --> 00:14:44,159 - I think those tights are cutting off oxygen 354 00:14:44,262 --> 00:14:45,988 to your brain. - Oh, yeah? 355 00:14:46,092 --> 00:14:47,679 Then explain this. 356 00:14:47,783 --> 00:14:49,440 Nobody can eat this many subs 357 00:14:49,543 --> 00:14:51,649 and not wreak havoc on the plumbing. 358 00:14:51,752 --> 00:14:53,271 - Nice try, genius, 359 00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:55,653 but my favorite roller derby team is playing tonight, 360 00:14:55,756 --> 00:14:58,138 and I never bomb the bowl before a big game. 361 00:14:58,242 --> 00:14:59,553 It's bad luck. 362 00:14:59,657 --> 00:15:02,763 If I go number two, we won't be number one. 363 00:15:02,867 --> 00:15:04,179 - Gross. 364 00:15:04,282 --> 00:15:05,628 - If you want to know who plugged the porcelain, 365 00:15:05,732 --> 00:15:06,871 why don't you ask Lisa. 366 00:15:06,975 --> 00:15:08,183 She keeps a log 367 00:15:08,286 --> 00:15:10,012 of all our bathroom habits. 368 00:15:10,116 --> 00:15:11,255 Pun intended. 369 00:15:11,358 --> 00:15:13,671 - Of course, Lisa's weird poop study. 370 00:15:13,774 --> 00:15:15,776 Let's go see this joker. 371 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:18,331 - That's the two of diamonds. - Argh. 372 00:15:18,434 --> 00:15:21,541 I need the file for last night from 1:00 to 4:00 a.m. 373 00:15:21,644 --> 00:15:23,508 - Hmm, 1:00 to 4:00 a.m. 374 00:15:23,612 --> 00:15:25,510 Hmm. It seems to be missing. 375 00:15:25,614 --> 00:15:27,857 - Missing? How convenient. 376 00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:30,101 Clearly you did it. Case closed. 377 00:15:30,205 --> 00:15:31,585 - Oh, please. 378 00:15:31,689 --> 00:15:33,656 I haven't used the family lavatory in years. 379 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,969 It takes too much time away from my studies. 380 00:15:36,073 --> 00:15:38,592 I prefer to use Lily's training potty. 381 00:15:38,696 --> 00:15:40,111 - It looks like your story's clean, 382 00:15:40,215 --> 00:15:43,080 but your training potty's not. - What about Lily? 383 00:15:43,183 --> 00:15:45,945 She's always throwing her dirty diapers in the toilet. 384 00:15:46,048 --> 00:15:48,430 - Ah-ha! Nope. 385 00:15:48,533 --> 00:15:49,569 I'd say they're all here. 386 00:15:49,672 --> 00:15:51,019 That clears these two. 387 00:15:51,122 --> 00:15:52,572 - What about Lori? 388 00:15:52,675 --> 00:15:55,195 - Of course, she was so quick to point the finger at me, 389 00:15:55,299 --> 00:15:58,095 she who dodged it, 390 00:15:58,198 --> 00:16:00,304 lodged it. 391 00:16:02,478 --> 00:16:03,721 Lori did not do it. 392 00:16:03,824 --> 00:16:05,550 - Well, Big Bertha's got something. 393 00:16:05,654 --> 00:16:08,415 - I want to see. Is it something really grody? 394 00:16:08,519 --> 00:16:09,899 Paper? 395 00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:12,385 It's got to be something bigger than that. 396 00:16:12,488 --> 00:16:13,869 Move over, rookie. 397 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:17,838 Some jobs require you to get your hands dirty. 398 00:16:17,942 --> 00:16:19,944 - ♪ One-Eyed Jack, One-Eyed Jack ♪ 399 00:16:20,048 --> 00:16:22,291 ♪ Villains better watch their back ♪ 400 00:16:22,395 --> 00:16:25,053 Ahh! My crime eye. 401 00:16:25,156 --> 00:16:26,778 Wah! 402 00:16:26,882 --> 00:16:28,401 - Better put a pot of cocoa on. 403 00:16:28,504 --> 00:16:30,679 We've only got two more hours until the convention, 404 00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:33,958 and five more suspects to go. 405 00:16:34,062 --> 00:16:35,235 - It wasn't me. 406 00:16:35,339 --> 00:16:37,444 I was asleep the whole time, and I can prove it. 407 00:16:37,548 --> 00:16:38,859 I film myself sleeping in case 408 00:16:38,963 --> 00:16:41,172 I say something funny I can use for my act. 409 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:45,314 What do you call a sleeping bull? 410 00:16:45,418 --> 00:16:47,040 A bulldozer. 411 00:16:50,354 --> 00:16:52,563 - Ooh, you want to do an interview? 412 00:16:52,666 --> 00:16:54,496 Okay, my favorite color is zebra, 413 00:16:54,599 --> 00:16:57,016 and the secret to a great smile is... 414 00:16:58,914 --> 00:17:00,709 - Ah, I wish I could take the credit. 415 00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:04,230 I've been trying to dam up the dumper for years. 416 00:17:05,955 --> 00:17:08,579 - I would never get up in the night. 417 00:17:08,682 --> 00:17:10,891 It disrupts my beauty sleep. 418 00:17:12,548 --> 00:17:14,895 - I was at a rock concert, dudes. 419 00:17:14,999 --> 00:17:16,690 - Prove it. 420 00:17:16,794 --> 00:17:20,211 - Mick, wait! I just want a lock of your hair! 421 00:17:20,315 --> 00:17:21,799 - Okay, that proves it. 422 00:17:21,902 --> 00:17:23,835 - Argh, we're running out of time, and we got nothing. 423 00:17:23,939 --> 00:17:25,734 - We got something! 424 00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:27,287 Here's the culprit. 425 00:17:27,391 --> 00:17:30,152 - Aha! A break in the case. 426 00:17:30,256 --> 00:17:31,636 " 427 00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:33,328 "The touching story of a delightful pony 428 00:17:33,431 --> 00:17:35,882 who changes the world with her horse sense." 429 00:17:35,985 --> 00:17:38,505 - There's only one person who would read this. 430 00:17:38,609 --> 00:17:39,679 Lola. 431 00:17:39,782 --> 00:17:41,474 - That lying scoundrel. 432 00:17:41,577 --> 00:17:44,925 You guys do remember that was just down the toilet, right? 433 00:17:45,029 --> 00:17:46,824 - Gah! 434 00:17:46,927 --> 00:17:48,619 Uh... 435 00:17:50,690 --> 00:17:51,967 We know you did it, Lola. 436 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,211 We found your book in the toilet. 437 00:17:54,314 --> 00:17:56,627 - Barf. That is not mine. 438 00:17:56,730 --> 00:17:59,837 I might be girly and pink, but I do have standards. 439 00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:01,770 - I think she's telling the truth. 440 00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:03,289 - I don't. 441 00:18:03,392 --> 00:18:05,187 She's sweating more than a vampire in the sun. 442 00:18:05,291 --> 00:18:07,500 Let me take a run at her. 443 00:18:07,603 --> 00:18:08,811 You know you did it. 444 00:18:08,915 --> 00:18:10,537 Admit it. Confess. 445 00:18:10,641 --> 00:18:11,883 If you don't tell the truth, 446 00:18:11,987 --> 00:18:13,747 your heart will never be set free. 447 00:18:13,851 --> 00:18:17,165 - Whoa, take it easy there, spooky. 448 00:18:17,268 --> 00:18:19,650 - You're cleaning that up. 449 00:18:19,753 --> 00:18:20,789 - One-Eyed Jack? 450 00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:21,859 - Sorry I'm late, Ace. 451 00:18:21,962 --> 00:18:23,309 I would have been here sooner, 452 00:18:23,412 --> 00:18:25,207 but I was thwarted by this dastardly piece of paper 453 00:18:25,311 --> 00:18:27,278 that flew from your bathroom window. 454 00:18:27,382 --> 00:18:29,729 - This looks like a page from "Princess Pony." 455 00:18:29,832 --> 00:18:30,902 "If you don't tell the truth, 456 00:18:31,006 --> 00:18:32,904 your heart will never be set free." 457 00:18:33,008 --> 00:18:34,803 Where have I heard that before? 458 00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:36,598 - If you don't tell the truth, 459 00:18:36,701 --> 00:18:38,151 your heart will never be set free. 460 00:18:38,255 --> 00:18:39,877 Set free, set free... 461 00:18:39,980 --> 00:18:40,912 - Lucy. 462 00:18:41,016 --> 00:18:42,742 You solved the case, One-Eyed Jack. 463 00:18:42,845 --> 00:18:45,296 Thanks to you, the city can flush without fear. 464 00:18:49,887 --> 00:18:52,821 Ace? Lincoln? 465 00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:54,202 - It was you! 466 00:18:54,305 --> 00:18:56,342 - Lincoln, stop kicking down the doors! 467 00:18:56,445 --> 00:18:58,482 - You're the "Princess Pony" lover. 468 00:18:58,585 --> 00:19:00,035 - That's absurd. 469 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,520 - Then you won't mind if I search the premises? 470 00:19:05,592 --> 00:19:07,353 ♪ 471 00:19:07,456 --> 00:19:09,493 - Are you done? 472 00:19:09,596 --> 00:19:10,908 - I'll be done when I'm-- 473 00:19:11,011 --> 00:19:14,843 That's an odd shadow. 474 00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:15,913 Aha! 475 00:19:16,016 --> 00:19:18,433 Lisa's missing bathroom files. 476 00:19:18,536 --> 00:19:19,813 - Lynn could have put that there. 477 00:19:19,917 --> 00:19:21,367 You've got nothing on me. 478 00:19:21,470 --> 00:19:23,092 Dang it. 479 00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:25,612 - You've been lying to me this whole time. Why? 480 00:19:25,716 --> 00:19:28,650 - I couldn't let our sisters know I read "Princess Pony." 481 00:19:28,753 --> 00:19:30,099 You know how they are. 482 00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:32,136 They'd make fun of me for the rest of my life. 483 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:34,242 - So then why do you read it? 484 00:19:34,345 --> 00:19:37,072 - Even I need a break from the darkness now and then. 485 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,385 - So how did it end up in the toilet? 486 00:19:39,488 --> 00:19:42,871 - The bathroom is the only place I can safely read it. 487 00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:44,390 I was reading it last night, 488 00:19:44,493 --> 00:19:47,255 and when I heard someone coming I panicked. 489 00:19:57,126 --> 00:19:59,888 - Sorry, Lucy, but you have to tell everybody. 490 00:19:59,991 --> 00:20:01,510 They still think I did it. 491 00:20:01,614 --> 00:20:04,168 - But they'll tease me even worse than they tease you. 492 00:20:04,272 --> 00:20:06,826 Maybe you can handle that, but I can't. 493 00:20:06,929 --> 00:20:08,724 - I'm about to miss the convention. 494 00:20:08,828 --> 00:20:10,864 Either you tell them or I will. 495 00:20:10,968 --> 00:20:14,765 - Sigh. I'll tell them. 496 00:20:14,868 --> 00:20:16,422 - Give it back! - It's mine. 497 00:20:16,525 --> 00:20:17,664 - Excuse me. 498 00:20:17,768 --> 00:20:19,804 I have something to say. 499 00:20:19,908 --> 00:20:21,634 This is what totaled the toilet. 500 00:20:21,737 --> 00:20:25,224 - "Princess Pony?" 501 00:20:25,327 --> 00:20:27,709 - Which one of you lame-o's does that belong to? 502 00:20:27,812 --> 00:20:29,504 - Certainly not me. 503 00:20:29,607 --> 00:20:31,022 It's so sickeningly sweet, 504 00:20:31,126 --> 00:20:33,128 I get a toothache just looking at it. 505 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,957 - Can that really happen? 506 00:20:35,061 --> 00:20:37,684 - Whoever that belongs to is gonna be the laughingstock 507 00:20:37,788 --> 00:20:39,099 of this house. 508 00:20:39,203 --> 00:20:42,068 - Yeah, they are literally worse than Lincoln, 509 00:20:42,171 --> 00:20:44,760 and he wears his underwear on the outside. 510 00:20:47,073 --> 00:20:49,248 - Actually the book belongs to-- 511 00:20:49,351 --> 00:20:51,250 - Me. 512 00:20:51,353 --> 00:20:52,285 You? 513 00:20:52,389 --> 00:20:53,804 - I didn't want to tell you guys 514 00:20:53,907 --> 00:20:55,357 because I knew you'd make fun of me. 515 00:20:55,461 --> 00:20:59,016 - Aw, Lincoln, of course we're gonna make fun of you, 516 00:20:59,119 --> 00:21:00,673 but only for the rest of your life. 517 00:21:00,776 --> 00:21:02,330 - I'm looking forward to it. 518 00:21:02,433 --> 00:21:04,228 Now if you'll excuse me, I'll go tell-- 519 00:21:04,332 --> 00:21:07,887 - Dad! It was Lincoln who clogged the toilet. 520 00:21:07,990 --> 00:21:09,440 - Lincoln, you're grounded! 521 00:21:09,544 --> 00:21:11,649 Girls, you are no longer grounded! 522 00:21:13,996 --> 00:21:16,413 - Why did you do that? 523 00:21:16,516 --> 00:21:17,517 - Because you are right. 524 00:21:17,621 --> 00:21:19,070 I can handle the teasing. 525 00:21:19,174 --> 00:21:22,591 I'm quite comfortable with who I am, obviously. 526 00:21:22,695 --> 00:21:23,592 But don't worry. 527 00:21:23,696 --> 00:21:25,111 Someday you will be too. 528 00:21:25,214 --> 00:21:27,527 Until then, your big brother's got your back. 529 00:21:27,631 --> 00:21:29,011 - Thanks, Lincoln. 530 00:21:29,115 --> 00:21:31,773 - As Ace Savvy would say, it's no big deal. 531 00:21:31,876 --> 00:21:33,188 Dang it. 532 00:21:35,052 --> 00:21:37,710 Hiyah! I did it. 533 00:21:37,813 --> 00:21:38,883 - Hey, Lincoln. - 534 00:21:38,987 --> 00:21:40,885 - Sorry you missed your convention. 535 00:21:40,989 --> 00:21:42,577 Here, I made you something. 536 00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:46,235 It's no signed Ace Savvy comic, but I hope you like it. 537 00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:47,409 - Thank you, Lucy. 538 00:21:47,513 --> 00:21:49,963 I see your break from the darkness is over. 539 00:21:50,067 --> 00:21:53,104 - Whoo-hoo! My team did it! 540 00:21:53,208 --> 00:21:54,727 We're number one! 541 00:21:54,830 --> 00:21:56,625 Ooh, time for number two. 542 00:21:56,729 --> 00:21:58,144 - Dad! 543 00:21:58,247 --> 00:22:01,112 I think we're gonna need Big Bertha again! 544 00:22:03,149 --> 00:22:04,530 - ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪ 545 00:22:04,633 --> 00:22:06,394 ♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪ 546 00:22:06,497 --> 00:22:09,328 ♪ In the Loud house - ♪ Loud house 547 00:22:09,431 --> 00:22:11,813 - ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪ 548 00:22:11,916 --> 00:22:15,851 ♪ That's the way we show our love in the Loud house ♪ 549 00:22:15,955 --> 00:22:17,232 - ♪ Loud house 550 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:18,854 ♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪ 551 00:22:18,958 --> 00:22:20,028 ♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪ 552 00:22:20,131 --> 00:22:21,236 ♪ Stand in line to take a pee 553 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,686 ♪ Never any privacy 554 00:22:22,789 --> 00:22:25,205 ♪ Chaos with 11 kids 555 00:22:25,309 --> 00:22:27,829 ♪ That's the way it always is ♪ 556 00:22:27,932 --> 00:22:29,175 ♪ In the Loud house