1 00:00:02,830 --> 00:00:04,107 - ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 2 00:00:04,211 --> 00:00:05,867 ♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪ 3 00:00:05,971 --> 00:00:07,352 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 4 00:00:07,455 --> 00:00:08,767 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles 5 00:00:08,870 --> 00:00:10,665 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 6 00:00:10,769 --> 00:00:14,117 ♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪ 7 00:00:14,221 --> 00:00:15,187 - ♪ In the Loud house 8 00:00:15,291 --> 00:00:16,637 ♪ In the Loud house 9 00:00:16,740 --> 00:00:17,776 - ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪ 10 00:00:17,879 --> 00:00:19,536 ♪ Is how we show our love 11 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:21,573 - ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪ 12 00:00:21,676 --> 00:00:23,057 - ♪ One boy and ten girls 13 00:00:23,161 --> 00:00:25,059 ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 14 00:00:25,163 --> 00:00:28,200 - ♪ Loud Loud Loud 15 00:00:28,304 --> 00:00:29,788 ♪ Loud house 16 00:00:29,891 --> 00:00:30,823 - Poo-poo. 17 00:00:35,345 --> 00:00:40,247 18 00:00:47,012 --> 00:00:48,807 - Ah. On a hot summer day, 19 00:00:48,910 --> 00:00:50,602 there's nothing like a refreshing dip 20 00:00:50,705 --> 00:00:52,638 in the community pool. 21 00:00:52,742 --> 00:00:53,984 Cannonball! 22 00:00:55,193 --> 00:00:56,711 - Loud family, out! 23 00:00:56,815 --> 00:00:59,128 - But we were just having fun! 24 00:00:59,231 --> 00:01:03,270 - Chicken fights during Senior Swim are not "fun." 25 00:01:03,373 --> 00:01:05,996 - I just replaced this hip! 26 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:08,378 27 00:01:08,482 --> 00:01:09,931 - Ah. 28 00:01:10,035 --> 00:01:11,864 On a hot summer day, there's nothing like 29 00:01:11,968 --> 00:01:14,212 a refreshing dip in the community pool... 30 00:01:14,315 --> 00:01:16,006 one town over. 31 00:01:16,110 --> 00:01:18,319 Cannonball! - 32 00:01:18,423 --> 00:01:19,872 - Loud family, out! 33 00:01:19,976 --> 00:01:21,702 - We were just having fun! 34 00:01:21,805 --> 00:01:24,567 - Drinking pool water is not fun. 35 00:01:24,670 --> 00:01:26,396 - But it tastes like chicken noodle soup! 36 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:30,228 - Fine, but did you have to add the celery and carrots? 37 00:01:30,331 --> 00:01:31,332 38 00:01:34,266 --> 00:01:38,028 - On a hot summer day-- Oh, you know the rest. 39 00:01:38,132 --> 00:01:39,202 Cannonball! 40 00:01:41,204 --> 00:01:42,619 - Loud family, out! 41 00:01:42,723 --> 00:01:45,243 - But we were just having fun! 42 00:01:45,346 --> 00:01:46,347 - Poo-poo. 43 00:01:46,451 --> 00:01:49,937 - Fecal incidents are not fun. 44 00:01:52,250 --> 00:01:55,356 - Come on, guys, we'll just find another pool. 45 00:01:55,460 --> 00:01:57,082 - Actually, we've been suspended 46 00:01:57,186 --> 00:02:00,913 from every aquatic recreation center within a 60-mile radius. 47 00:02:01,017 --> 00:02:02,087 - Huh? 48 00:02:02,191 --> 00:02:05,159 - Seriously? How are we gonna keep cool now? 49 00:02:06,850 --> 00:02:11,096 - So that's it, then. No more pool for the Louds. 50 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:13,236 That's it! Pool for the Louds. 51 00:02:13,340 --> 00:02:15,514 Why didn't I think of that sooner? 52 00:02:19,863 --> 00:02:23,246 Whoa. The perfect family pool. 53 00:02:23,350 --> 00:02:26,870 Just imagine... 54 00:02:26,974 --> 00:02:29,114 On a hot summer day, there's nothing like 55 00:02:29,218 --> 00:02:31,737 a refreshing dip in your own pool. 56 00:02:31,841 --> 00:02:33,394 Cannonball! - Uh-uh-uh. 57 00:02:33,498 --> 00:02:35,776 Don't you dare splash me, Lincoln Loud! 58 00:02:35,879 --> 00:02:37,640 This outfit cannot get wet! 59 00:02:37,743 --> 00:02:39,331 - But it's a swimsuit! 60 00:02:39,435 --> 00:02:42,645 - It's a swim gown, you Philistine. 61 00:02:42,748 --> 00:02:46,200 - ♪ Mama's little baby loves shortenin', shortenin' ♪ 62 00:02:47,788 --> 00:02:49,514 - Who wants to chicken fight? 63 00:02:51,757 --> 00:02:53,311 - I'm in! 64 00:02:53,414 --> 00:02:56,072 - Mmm, just what my soup needs. 65 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:58,799 - I can't even get into the pool in my own fantasy! 66 00:02:58,902 --> 00:03:02,665 - Fecal incident! - No! 67 00:03:02,768 --> 00:03:05,530 Maybe not so perfect. 68 00:03:05,633 --> 00:03:07,394 Oh! 69 00:03:07,497 --> 00:03:09,396 "Paradise for One." 70 00:03:09,499 --> 00:03:11,191 Just imagine... 71 00:03:15,747 --> 00:03:18,094 Now, this is a pool I could really get into. 72 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,372 ♪ Lincoln's little baby loves shortenin', shortenin' ♪ 73 00:03:21,580 --> 00:03:24,100 Whoops. Got to pay first. 74 00:03:29,001 --> 00:03:30,900 - Hey, Linc, want to chill with us? 75 00:03:31,003 --> 00:03:33,420 - Chill? Good one, Leni! 76 00:03:33,523 --> 00:03:34,835 - Good what? 77 00:03:34,938 --> 00:03:36,008 - Thanks, but I don't mind the heat. 78 00:03:36,112 --> 00:03:37,907 But, uh, you guys keep cool in here. 79 00:03:38,010 --> 00:03:39,633 Definitely no reason to go outside. 80 00:03:39,736 --> 00:03:41,255 I wouldn't even bother looking out there. 81 00:03:41,359 --> 00:03:44,362 Am I talking too much? I feel like I'm talking too much. 82 00:03:44,465 --> 00:03:47,296 - He's clearly suffering the first symptoms of heat stroke. 83 00:03:47,399 --> 00:03:50,264 Now pass the frozen succotash. 84 00:03:50,368 --> 00:03:52,922 - Scoot over. You're melting the broccoli. 85 00:03:53,025 --> 00:03:55,545 - Well, stop breathing on the frozen carrots! 86 00:03:55,649 --> 00:03:58,790 - Hey, Lynn! Can you grab that bag of peas? Peas and thank you! 87 00:04:03,035 --> 00:04:06,073 Phew! 88 00:04:08,662 --> 00:04:09,697 The manual? 89 00:04:09,801 --> 00:04:13,529 Who needs the manual? 90 00:04:13,632 --> 00:04:16,739 What the...? 91 00:04:21,191 --> 00:04:24,160 Aah! 92 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:28,337 Ah, the manual. Everyone needs the manual. 93 00:04:34,895 --> 00:04:37,035 Whoops. Whew. 94 00:04:37,138 --> 00:04:39,417 I guess it's just you and me now. 95 00:04:45,699 --> 00:04:47,632 Ugh. 96 00:04:54,742 --> 00:04:57,814 Ouch! My sunburn! 97 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:07,686 Whew! 98 00:05:07,790 --> 00:05:10,655 Oh, no, you don't. 99 00:05:10,758 --> 00:05:12,760 Aah! 100 00:05:12,864 --> 00:05:16,005 I sure showed that bee. 101 00:05:16,108 --> 00:05:17,317 Dang it. 102 00:05:22,563 --> 00:05:24,427 Huh? 103 00:05:35,196 --> 00:05:38,821 Ouch! My sunburn and my bee sting! 104 00:05:43,032 --> 00:05:45,966 And now to suit up and cool down. 105 00:05:47,519 --> 00:05:50,867 Ouch! My sunburn and my bee sting and my twisted ankle! 106 00:05:52,697 --> 00:05:54,181 On a hot summer day, 107 00:05:54,284 --> 00:05:57,080 there's nothing like a refreshing dip in your own pool. 108 00:05:57,184 --> 00:05:59,842 Cannonball! Aah! 109 00:05:59,945 --> 00:06:01,775 How the-- When did--- 110 00:06:01,878 --> 00:06:03,604 What are you guys doing here? 111 00:06:03,708 --> 00:06:06,193 - Lincoln, this is literally genius. 112 00:06:06,296 --> 00:06:09,196 Who's gonna kick us out of our own pool, right? 113 00:06:09,299 --> 00:06:12,372 - Are you getting in? There's totes room for one more. 114 00:06:12,475 --> 00:06:15,651 - Um, actually, there's only room for one. 115 00:06:15,754 --> 00:06:18,964 See? Says so right on the box, "Paradise for"-- 116 00:06:19,068 --> 00:06:21,242 - Chicken fight! I call Lincoln! 117 00:06:21,346 --> 00:06:23,141 Come on, partner, you got to plant those feet! 118 00:06:23,244 --> 00:06:25,315 - Whoa--Oh! 119 00:06:27,766 --> 00:06:30,217 - Lily! No skinny-dipping! 120 00:06:32,046 --> 00:06:34,463 Lisa, no! What do you think you're doing? 121 00:06:34,566 --> 00:06:36,396 - Testing sanitation levels. 122 00:06:36,499 --> 00:06:38,018 I've concocted a special serum 123 00:06:38,121 --> 00:06:39,847 that will detect and eliminate urine, 124 00:06:39,951 --> 00:06:42,091 aka tinkle, in H2O. 125 00:06:42,194 --> 00:06:44,714 - I'm sure no one here would-- 126 00:06:48,235 --> 00:06:50,927 - Hmm. Unprecedented levels. 127 00:06:56,864 --> 00:06:58,383 - Marco! - Marco! 128 00:06:58,487 --> 00:07:00,661 - No, Leni, I'm Marco. You're Polo. 129 00:07:00,765 --> 00:07:02,698 - Then who's Leni? 130 00:07:05,459 --> 00:07:07,944 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no! 131 00:07:08,048 --> 00:07:10,913 No fecal incidents in my pool! 132 00:07:11,016 --> 00:07:13,018 I'm watching you, Lily. 133 00:07:13,122 --> 00:07:16,401 Aah! Lucy! I didn't know you liked to swim. 134 00:07:16,505 --> 00:07:17,885 - I'm not swimming. 135 00:07:17,989 --> 00:07:19,784 I'm trying to see if I'm a witch. 136 00:07:19,887 --> 00:07:21,164 Am I floating? 137 00:07:21,268 --> 00:07:22,407 - Yes. 138 00:07:22,511 --> 00:07:24,098 - Wicked. - 139 00:07:24,202 --> 00:07:25,237 - Get back here! 140 00:07:25,341 --> 00:07:27,999 - You know what your soup needs? Noodles! 141 00:07:28,102 --> 00:07:30,277 - Bring it! - Stop splashing me! 142 00:07:30,380 --> 00:07:33,522 - Guys, no horseplay! - What about elephant play? 143 00:07:36,352 --> 00:07:38,112 - Huh? Bobby, what are you doing here? 144 00:07:38,216 --> 00:07:41,288 - Lori said there was an opening for a lifeguard at Casa Loud. 145 00:07:42,738 --> 00:07:44,256 Everyone out! Senior Swim! 146 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:46,569 - What? There aren't any old people here! 147 00:07:46,673 --> 00:07:49,123 - Um, hello? High-school senior. 148 00:07:49,227 --> 00:07:50,711 Shoo-shoo. 149 00:07:50,815 --> 00:07:53,818 Oh, this really is paradise for one. 150 00:07:58,823 --> 00:08:00,859 That is it! 151 00:08:03,206 --> 00:08:06,037 In case you guys haven't noticed, this is my pool. 152 00:08:06,140 --> 00:08:08,315 I bought it and spent all day setting it up, 153 00:08:08,418 --> 00:08:10,351 and I haven't even gotten in it yet! 154 00:08:10,455 --> 00:08:13,009 I'm too busy keeping all of you from ruining it! 155 00:08:13,113 --> 00:08:15,253 - But we were just having fun! 156 00:08:15,356 --> 00:08:19,015 - Loud family, out! 157 00:08:20,638 --> 00:08:23,503 Finally, time to cannonball! 158 00:08:23,606 --> 00:08:27,817 What? "no cannonballs? May cause tears." 159 00:08:27,921 --> 00:08:30,095 How did I not notice this before? 160 00:08:30,199 --> 00:08:31,959 Eh, I'll just rip this off. 161 00:08:32,063 --> 00:08:33,961 No removing the warning label? 162 00:08:34,065 --> 00:08:36,688 Sheesh! What can I do? 163 00:08:36,792 --> 00:08:41,624 That's all right. This is still gonna be paradise for one. 164 00:08:57,847 --> 00:08:59,746 Marco! 165 00:08:59,849 --> 00:09:01,057 Marco. 166 00:09:06,476 --> 00:09:09,721 Ugh. 167 00:09:09,825 --> 00:09:11,516 - Noodle! Noodle! 168 00:09:13,587 --> 00:09:14,588 - Whoo-hoo! 169 00:09:19,041 --> 00:09:20,042 What's going on? 170 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:28,464 - Oh, that's fierce, babe. 171 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:29,603 - En garde! 172 00:09:29,707 --> 00:09:31,674 - Have at thee! Ha! 173 00:09:31,778 --> 00:09:36,437 - Just because I'm fabulous doesn't mean I can't have fun. 174 00:09:36,541 --> 00:09:39,061 ♪ La-la-la, la-la-la 175 00:09:43,997 --> 00:09:46,344 - Okay, this time, instead of Marco Polo, 176 00:09:46,447 --> 00:09:48,760 why don't we just use our real names? 177 00:09:48,864 --> 00:09:51,798 - Okay! So I'm... 178 00:09:51,901 --> 00:09:53,316 Lincoln? 179 00:09:53,420 --> 00:09:56,216 - Boy, you really don't get this game at all, do you? 180 00:09:56,319 --> 00:09:57,666 Oh, hey, Linc! 181 00:09:57,769 --> 00:09:59,495 - Hey, guys. What's all this? 182 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:02,291 - Well, little bro, you had such a good idea in buying your pool, 183 00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:03,292 we decided to-- 184 00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:04,638 - Pool our money to get this one! 185 00:10:06,157 --> 00:10:08,228 - That's using your noodle. 186 00:10:08,331 --> 00:10:09,919 Ow. 187 00:10:10,023 --> 00:10:13,233 - Aren't you gonna get in? There's totes room for one more. 188 00:10:13,336 --> 00:10:15,097 - You're gonna let me use your pool, 189 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:17,030 even though I kicked you out of mine? 190 00:10:17,133 --> 00:10:18,790 - Well, he was kind of a meanie. 191 00:10:18,894 --> 00:10:20,481 - Not to mention selfish. 192 00:10:20,585 --> 00:10:22,932 - And bossy. - And he stole my whistle! 193 00:10:23,036 --> 00:10:25,797 - But that doesn't mean he can't use our pool. 194 00:10:25,901 --> 00:10:27,109 - Really? 195 00:10:27,212 --> 00:10:30,112 - Well, duh. It's more fun with all of us! 196 00:10:30,215 --> 00:10:31,734 - Yeah, all ten of us! 197 00:10:31,838 --> 00:10:33,805 - Leni, there are 11 of us. 198 00:10:33,909 --> 00:10:36,118 - Oh, that's right. I forgot Marco. 199 00:10:36,221 --> 00:10:37,947 - Well, in that case, 200 00:10:38,051 --> 00:10:42,262 cannonball! 201 00:10:42,365 --> 00:10:44,885 Oh! 202 00:10:48,786 --> 00:10:52,755 - Whoa, dude. Looks like pool's out for summer. 203 00:10:52,859 --> 00:10:54,826 - How are we going to keep cool now? 204 00:10:54,930 --> 00:10:56,794 - I'll go get the frozen succotash. 205 00:10:56,897 --> 00:10:59,969 - No worries, guys, I got just the thing. 206 00:11:04,629 --> 00:11:06,666 - So it turns out that a pool, 207 00:11:06,769 --> 00:11:08,702 and basically everything that's awesome in life, 208 00:11:08,806 --> 00:11:11,360 is more fun when everyone gets to be a part of it. 209 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:13,258 - Fecal incident! 210 00:11:13,362 --> 00:11:15,536 Loud family, out! - 211 00:11:20,093 --> 00:11:27,825 212 00:11:27,928 --> 00:11:29,274 - Hey, Lynn, do you want to read 213 00:11:29,378 --> 00:11:31,035 the latest "Ace Savvy" comic with me? 214 00:11:31,138 --> 00:11:32,968 - A, Comics are boring, 215 00:11:33,071 --> 00:11:34,728 B, put on some pants, 216 00:11:34,832 --> 00:11:36,972 and, C...ya later! 217 00:11:37,075 --> 00:11:38,387 - Hey, Luan, do you want to watch 218 00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:39,871 a science-fiction movie with me? 219 00:11:39,975 --> 00:11:43,288 - Science fiction stinks, and that's a science fact. 220 00:11:43,392 --> 00:11:45,877 I agree with Mr. Coconuts. 221 00:11:45,981 --> 00:11:48,777 - Hey, Lola, do you want to check out my coin collection? 222 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:50,640 I just got this one from Poland. 223 00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:52,263 It's called a zloty. 224 00:11:52,366 --> 00:11:55,611 - Lame! What's the point of money that you can't spend? 225 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,269 - Hey, Lucy, do you want to go ghost hunting with me? 226 00:11:58,372 --> 00:12:01,651 - Why would I want to hunt my friends? 227 00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:03,205 - Hey, Lana, you want to try 228 00:12:03,308 --> 00:12:06,070 half of my peanut butter and sauerkraut sandwich? 229 00:12:06,173 --> 00:12:09,487 - I eat some grody things, but that is disgusting! 230 00:12:11,592 --> 00:12:13,042 - Round one! Fight! 231 00:12:13,146 --> 00:12:14,906 - Hey, Leni, want to play video games? 232 00:12:15,010 --> 00:12:16,494 - Those things will rot your brain. 233 00:12:16,597 --> 00:12:18,945 Besides, I have fashion magazines to look at. 234 00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:22,017 - You'd think that with all these sisters, 235 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,571 there'd be just one who likes the same things I like. 236 00:12:24,674 --> 00:12:26,815 But sadly, that's not the case. 237 00:12:26,918 --> 00:12:28,195 - - Even you, Lily. 238 00:12:28,299 --> 00:12:29,818 Sure you're hanging out with me now, 239 00:12:29,921 --> 00:12:31,751 but someday you're gonna be into your own things, 240 00:12:31,854 --> 00:12:33,994 and we'll have nothing in common, 241 00:12:34,098 --> 00:12:35,685 unless... 242 00:12:39,275 --> 00:12:40,483 - That's it! 243 00:12:40,587 --> 00:12:42,520 You don't have your own things yet. 244 00:12:42,623 --> 00:12:44,418 You're like an unformed lump of clay! 245 00:12:44,522 --> 00:12:47,283 But if I can mold you, then someone in this house 246 00:12:47,387 --> 00:12:49,389 will finally like the things I like! 247 00:12:49,492 --> 00:12:51,529 - Hey, Lincoln! What has two thumbs 248 00:12:51,632 --> 00:12:53,807 and totally wants to hang out with his best friend? 249 00:12:53,911 --> 00:12:55,360 This guy. 250 00:12:55,464 --> 00:12:58,294 - Sorry, Clyde. I'm in the middle of something important. 251 00:12:58,398 --> 00:13:00,780 I'm changing the baby. 252 00:13:00,883 --> 00:13:02,436 - "Something important"? 253 00:13:02,540 --> 00:13:04,887 But what's more important than hanging out with this guy? 254 00:13:04,991 --> 00:13:06,371 Hmm. 255 00:13:06,475 --> 00:13:07,717 - It's just you and me, Lily. 256 00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:09,892 We're gonna have the best time together! 257 00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:14,310 - Lily? 258 00:13:14,414 --> 00:13:17,589 - Here are all the things that make life worth living. 259 00:13:17,693 --> 00:13:19,074 - Blankie! 260 00:13:19,177 --> 00:13:21,870 - No, no, no. You don't like this. 261 00:13:21,973 --> 00:13:23,595 You like this-- 262 00:13:23,699 --> 00:13:25,149 "Starship Groupers"! 263 00:13:25,252 --> 00:13:27,979 My favorite underwater, intergalactic adventure. 264 00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:29,084 Pew-pew-pew! 265 00:13:29,187 --> 00:13:30,533 Check this out! 266 00:13:30,637 --> 00:13:32,984 It's a 500-piece replica of the starship, 267 00:13:33,088 --> 00:13:34,468 built by yours truly. 268 00:13:35,780 --> 00:13:37,575 - Oh, you like it? 269 00:13:37,678 --> 00:13:38,748 Here you go! 270 00:13:40,129 --> 00:13:41,199 Pew-pew! Pew-pew! 271 00:13:41,303 --> 00:13:43,477 - That's right! Pew-pew-pew! 272 00:13:43,581 --> 00:13:44,893 Uh, Lily? 273 00:13:44,996 --> 00:13:48,172 You got to, you know, try to be careful! 274 00:13:48,275 --> 00:13:49,898 - Mm. Pew-pew? 275 00:13:50,001 --> 00:13:54,661 - That's okay. I wanted to get the 600-piece model anyway. 276 00:13:54,764 --> 00:13:57,215 Coin collecting is an awesome hobby, Lily. 277 00:13:57,319 --> 00:13:58,872 You collect coins from all around the world, 278 00:13:58,976 --> 00:14:01,495 then spend hours of fun carefully organizing them 279 00:14:01,599 --> 00:14:03,532 by country and denomination. 280 00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:06,500 Who loves a zloty? Lily does! 281 00:14:08,917 --> 00:14:09,918 Aah! 282 00:14:10,021 --> 00:14:10,988 - Uh, Lily? 283 00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:16,303 - Thanks zloty. 284 00:14:16,407 --> 00:14:18,512 This is my favorite sandwich, Lily-- 285 00:14:18,616 --> 00:14:20,411 peanut butter and sauerkraut. 286 00:14:20,514 --> 00:14:21,653 You can't chew it yet, but... 287 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:26,900 You can drink it! 288 00:14:27,004 --> 00:14:28,660 - Poo-poo! 289 00:14:30,214 --> 00:14:33,838 - Cheers! 290 00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:39,326 Okay, Lily. 291 00:14:39,430 --> 00:14:43,123 This is my favorite crime fighter--Ace Savvy. 292 00:14:43,227 --> 00:14:46,851 And this is an Ace Savvy mobile I made especially for you. 293 00:14:46,955 --> 00:14:48,853 Now look into the mobile. 294 00:14:48,957 --> 00:14:51,269 You will love Ace Savvy. 295 00:14:51,373 --> 00:14:53,858 You will love Ace Savvy. 296 00:14:55,549 --> 00:14:59,450 - Yes! That's my girl! 297 00:14:59,553 --> 00:15:01,038 I guess we should have done this 298 00:15:01,141 --> 00:15:03,661 before the peanut butter and sauerkraut. 299 00:15:03,764 --> 00:15:05,145 Whoo-hoo! Come on, Lily. 300 00:15:05,249 --> 00:15:08,700 I can't wait to show you more of my favorite things! 301 00:15:08,804 --> 00:15:11,703 - I don't get it. I've been watching Lincoln all day, 302 00:15:11,807 --> 00:15:15,224 and I still don't see what Lily has that I don't. 303 00:15:15,328 --> 00:15:19,125 Come on, guys, let's find out. 304 00:15:19,228 --> 00:15:20,781 - Way to go, Lily! 305 00:15:20,885 --> 00:15:23,232 - 306 00:15:27,029 --> 00:15:28,686 - Hmm. 307 00:15:28,789 --> 00:15:30,826 - Put your arms up. 308 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:34,347 Let's see if we can find you a white wig. 309 00:15:36,659 --> 00:15:38,109 Hurry up, Lily! 310 00:15:38,213 --> 00:15:39,593 - Hmm. 311 00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:44,115 312 00:15:44,219 --> 00:15:46,152 - Amazing! You really are the best! 313 00:15:46,255 --> 00:15:47,636 - Blankie! 314 00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:50,604 - You don't need this anymore, Lily! 315 00:15:50,708 --> 00:15:54,056 - I still don't get what's so great about this baby, 316 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:57,232 but if that's what Lincoln wants... 317 00:15:57,335 --> 00:15:59,786 Hey! I'm having a moment here! 318 00:16:01,891 --> 00:16:03,410 - Um, what's going on? 319 00:16:03,514 --> 00:16:06,034 - You guys never want to do the stuff I like, 320 00:16:06,137 --> 00:16:08,243 so I taught Lily to do it. 321 00:16:08,346 --> 00:16:10,624 Now I won't bother you. Everybody wins! 322 00:16:10,728 --> 00:16:13,420 - KO! Player Lily wins! 323 00:16:13,524 --> 00:16:16,906 - - Well, not everybody. 324 00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:20,980 "And Ace Savvy defeated the evil Card Countess. 325 00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:22,188 The end." 326 00:16:23,741 --> 00:16:26,019 - Thanks for the best day ever. 327 00:16:26,123 --> 00:16:30,713 I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship. 328 00:16:33,268 --> 00:16:34,890 Rise and shine, Lily. 329 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,927 We've got a lot to do today. 330 00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:39,274 Aah! 331 00:16:39,377 --> 00:16:43,381 - Now batting, Number 2, Lily Loud! 332 00:16:43,485 --> 00:16:46,660 - Huh? 333 00:16:46,764 --> 00:16:48,800 Wah! Lynn, what are you doing? 334 00:16:48,904 --> 00:16:50,699 - Dude, you're not the only one in this family 335 00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:52,632 who doesn't have someone to do stuff with. 336 00:16:52,735 --> 00:16:55,428 Lily's gonna be my sports buddy. 337 00:16:55,531 --> 00:16:57,913 - Hey, this was my idea, and I want her back! 338 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:01,710 - You don't own her! She wants to hang with me. 339 00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,263 - Introducing Luan Loud 340 00:17:03,367 --> 00:17:06,059 and her amazing dummy, Lil Lil! 341 00:17:06,163 --> 00:17:09,787 Say, Lily, who's your favorite singer? Lady... 342 00:17:09,890 --> 00:17:11,168 - Gaga! 343 00:17:11,271 --> 00:17:12,962 - What's your favorite Hawaiian platter? 344 00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:14,516 - Poo-poo! 345 00:17:14,619 --> 00:17:17,001 - Hey, that's no dummy. That's my cleanup hitter. 346 00:17:17,105 --> 00:17:19,486 - No, she's mine. 347 00:17:19,590 --> 00:17:20,970 - Give me that dummy! 348 00:17:22,903 --> 00:17:25,078 Lily? 349 00:17:25,182 --> 00:17:26,355 - Hee. 350 00:17:26,459 --> 00:17:28,633 - This is Grandma Harriet. 351 00:17:28,737 --> 00:17:31,084 And this is Abraham Lincoln. 352 00:17:31,188 --> 00:17:33,259 - Lucy, what are you doing? 353 00:17:33,362 --> 00:17:35,709 - I'm introducing Lily to my ghost friends. 354 00:17:35,813 --> 00:17:38,229 - She already has a friend named Lincoln! 355 00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:39,437 - Sigh. 356 00:17:41,129 --> 00:17:42,958 - Black is not your color. 357 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,857 Orange is! 358 00:17:45,961 --> 00:17:47,100 Dang it! 359 00:17:47,204 --> 00:17:49,344 - Now, Dylan can only pick one girl 360 00:17:49,447 --> 00:17:51,139 to spend the rest of his life with. 361 00:17:51,242 --> 00:17:53,072 And it better be Marisol. 362 00:17:54,452 --> 00:17:55,833 - Yeah, you're right. 363 00:17:55,936 --> 00:17:58,077 Maybe he will be happier with Tiffany. 364 00:17:58,180 --> 00:17:59,802 - Give her back, Lori! 365 00:17:59,906 --> 00:18:00,941 - Why should you get her? 366 00:18:01,045 --> 00:18:02,667 I've literally been waiting 17 years 367 00:18:02,771 --> 00:18:05,153 for someone in this family who likes the things I like. 368 00:18:05,256 --> 00:18:06,982 - Help! 369 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,570 Oh, thank goodness! 370 00:18:08,673 --> 00:18:10,882 I got in here to show Lily my fashion magazine, 371 00:18:10,986 --> 00:18:14,023 but now I can't get out of this baby prison! 372 00:18:15,853 --> 00:18:17,165 - Upsy-daisy. - There you go, Leni. 373 00:18:17,268 --> 00:18:18,994 - Agoo. 374 00:18:22,653 --> 00:18:23,688 - Poo-poo? 375 00:18:23,792 --> 00:18:25,104 - - Hold it! 376 00:18:25,207 --> 00:18:26,795 - Are you nuts? 377 00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:28,383 - Come on, Lincoln, no one in this family 378 00:18:28,486 --> 00:18:31,317 ever willingly lets me do experiments on them. 379 00:18:31,420 --> 00:18:33,871 - Lisa, she's a baby! 380 00:18:33,974 --> 00:18:37,633 - I was going to give her a sucker afterward. 381 00:18:37,737 --> 00:18:40,774 - Look, everyone just stay away from Lily. 382 00:18:40,878 --> 00:18:42,811 She's my little Lincoln! 383 00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:43,915 Uh... 384 00:18:44,019 --> 00:18:45,124 - What? 385 00:18:45,227 --> 00:18:46,332 Dang it! 386 00:18:49,887 --> 00:18:51,475 - Stage dive! 387 00:18:51,578 --> 00:18:53,753 Whoo! 388 00:18:53,856 --> 00:18:55,341 Whoo! 389 00:18:55,444 --> 00:18:56,825 Where's Lily? 390 00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:59,345 - More tea, Lady Lilington? 391 00:18:59,448 --> 00:19:01,519 - She doesn't want to have a dumb tea party. 392 00:19:01,623 --> 00:19:03,176 She wants to play with Izzy! 393 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:04,833 - No, she doesn't! - Yes, she does! 394 00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:06,593 - No, she doesn't! - Yes, she does! 395 00:19:06,697 --> 00:19:08,147 - Dudes, give her back! 396 00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:10,252 We were in the middle of a jam sesh! 397 00:19:10,356 --> 00:19:11,771 - She was my specimen! 398 00:19:11,874 --> 00:19:13,911 - We were talking to Great-Grandma Harriet. 399 00:19:14,014 --> 00:19:15,671 - We were playing ball! 400 00:19:15,775 --> 00:19:18,018 - We were getting ready to take our show on the road! 401 00:19:18,122 --> 00:19:19,744 - We were gonna look at my magazines! 402 00:19:19,848 --> 00:19:21,884 - We were watching Dylan's date! 403 00:19:21,988 --> 00:19:23,541 - BT-dubs, Lori, 404 00:19:23,645 --> 00:19:26,061 Great-Grandma Harriet knows you regifted her brooch, 405 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,960 and she is not happy about it. 406 00:19:29,064 --> 00:19:31,204 Give us back Lily! 407 00:19:35,553 --> 00:19:38,211 Where do you think you're going? 408 00:19:40,109 --> 00:19:42,111 - I'll take that. 409 00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:44,976 - Oh, no, you don't! 410 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:46,944 - Whoops. Sorry, Linc. 411 00:19:48,152 --> 00:19:50,154 - Sorry, dummy! 412 00:19:50,258 --> 00:19:52,260 - Ha! Na-na-na, na-na-na! 413 00:19:52,363 --> 00:19:53,571 Lily's invisible! 414 00:19:53,675 --> 00:19:55,366 - Boo. - 415 00:19:55,470 --> 00:19:57,299 - Boo. - Aah! 416 00:20:02,062 --> 00:20:08,103 417 00:20:12,970 --> 00:20:16,042 - Dang it. 418 00:20:20,184 --> 00:20:22,980 Look, we all want Lily to be our mini-me, right? 419 00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:25,569 Well, there's only one way to settle this. 420 00:20:25,672 --> 00:20:27,260 We'll let Lily choose. 421 00:20:27,364 --> 00:20:31,816 Now, whoever Lily crawls to is the one she wants to be with. 422 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:34,371 Agreed? 423 00:20:34,474 --> 00:20:36,511 Come on, it's Ace Savvy! 424 00:20:36,614 --> 00:20:38,754 - Wooden you like to be my friend? 425 00:20:38,858 --> 00:20:39,962 - Low and inside! 426 00:20:40,066 --> 00:20:41,101 - Izzy! 427 00:20:41,205 --> 00:20:42,310 - Look at the magazine! 428 00:20:42,413 --> 00:20:43,311 - Marisol? 429 00:20:43,414 --> 00:20:45,105 - Extra sugar! 430 00:20:45,209 --> 00:20:46,762 - Walk this way! 431 00:20:46,866 --> 00:20:47,901 - Abe Lincoln. 432 00:20:48,005 --> 00:20:49,455 - I have more suckers! 433 00:20:51,319 --> 00:20:52,596 - Lincoln! 434 00:20:52,699 --> 00:20:55,461 You want to hang out with babies? 435 00:20:55,564 --> 00:20:57,325 Then let's hang. 436 00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:01,915 - Hey, look! Lily's coming to me! 437 00:21:02,019 --> 00:21:03,710 - Nuh-uh! To me! 438 00:21:03,814 --> 00:21:05,333 - To me! - To me! 439 00:21:05,436 --> 00:21:07,127 She chose Clyde? 440 00:21:07,231 --> 00:21:11,131 - I have something to say to you, little Miss Friend-Stealer. 441 00:21:11,235 --> 00:21:13,341 You are... 442 00:21:13,444 --> 00:21:16,309 absolutely adorable! 443 00:21:16,413 --> 00:21:19,278 No wonder Lincoln wants to hang with you. 444 00:21:19,381 --> 00:21:21,970 - Clyde, why are you wearing a diaper? 445 00:21:22,073 --> 00:21:23,661 - You replaced me with Lily, 446 00:21:23,765 --> 00:21:26,733 so I thought this was the only way to win you back. 447 00:21:26,837 --> 00:21:29,771 - I'd never replace you. You're my best friend. 448 00:21:29,874 --> 00:21:31,220 - Blankie! 449 00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:34,016 - Her blankie, of course! 450 00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:35,846 Now I get it, you guys. 451 00:21:35,949 --> 00:21:37,330 We can't mold Lily! 452 00:21:37,434 --> 00:21:38,711 No matter what we do, 453 00:21:38,814 --> 00:21:40,851 she's always gonna want the things she wants. 454 00:21:40,954 --> 00:21:43,129 Besides, I forgot I already have someone 455 00:21:43,232 --> 00:21:45,338 who likes everything I like. 456 00:21:45,442 --> 00:21:47,892 What do you say, Clyde? Want to hang? 457 00:21:47,996 --> 00:21:48,893 - Sorry, Lincoln. 458 00:21:48,997 --> 00:21:50,343 Lily and I have plans. 459 00:21:50,447 --> 00:21:53,829 Hey, Lily, what has four thumbs and loves milk? 460 00:21:53,933 --> 00:21:56,073 These guys! - 461 00:21:56,176 --> 00:22:00,077 - Bobby, does your Mom still have that brooch I gave her? 462 00:22:02,562 --> 00:22:03,977 - ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪ 463 00:22:04,081 --> 00:22:05,841 ♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪ 464 00:22:05,945 --> 00:22:08,775 ♪ In the Loud house - ♪ Loud house 465 00:22:08,879 --> 00:22:11,260 - ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪ 466 00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:15,299 ♪ That's the way we show our love in the Loud house ♪ 467 00:22:15,403 --> 00:22:16,680 - ♪ Loud house 468 00:22:16,783 --> 00:22:18,267 ♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪ 469 00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:19,441 ♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪ 470 00:22:19,545 --> 00:22:20,684 ♪ Stand in line to take a pee 471 00:22:20,787 --> 00:22:22,099 ♪ Never any privacy 472 00:22:22,202 --> 00:22:24,653 ♪ Chaos with 11 kids 473 00:22:24,757 --> 00:22:27,242 ♪ That's the way it always is ♪ 474 00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:28,623 ♪ In the Loud house