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- ♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪
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♪ Dodging girls
like Ping-Pong balls ♪
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♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪
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♪ Leaping over laundry piles
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♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪
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♪ Guy's got to do
what he can to survive ♪
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- ♪ In the Loud house
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♪ In the Loud house
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- ♪ Duck, dodge, push,
and shove ♪
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♪ Is how we show our love
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- ♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪
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- ♪ One boy and ten girls
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♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪
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- ♪ Loud Loud Loud
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♪ Loud house
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- Poo-poo.
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[surf music]
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♪
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[waves crashing]
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[upbeat music]
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- Ah.
On a hot summer day,
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there's nothing
like a refreshing dip
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in the community pool.
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Cannonball!
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[whistle blows]
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- Loud family, out!
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- But we were
just having fun!
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- Chicken fights during
Senior Swim are not "fun."
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- I just replaced this hip!
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♪
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- Ah.
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On a hot summer day,
there's nothing like
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a refreshing dip
in the community pool...
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one town over.
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Cannonball!
- [whistle blows]
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- Loud family, out!
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- We were
just having fun!
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- Drinking pool water
is not fun.
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- But it tastes like
chicken noodle soup!
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- Fine, but did you have to add
the celery and carrots?
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♪
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[rooster crows, goat bleats]
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- On a hot summer day--
Oh, you know the rest.
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Cannonball!
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[whistle blows]
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- Loud family, out!
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- But we were
just having fun!
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- Poo-poo.
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- Fecal incidents
are not fun.
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- Come on, guys,
we'll just find another pool.
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- Actually, we've been suspended
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from every aquatic recreation
center within a 60-mile radius.
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- Huh?
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- Seriously?
How are we gonna keep cool now?
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[all grumbling]
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- So that's it, then.
No more pool for the Louds.
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That's it!
Pool for the Louds.
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Why didn't I think
of that sooner?
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[all grumbling]
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Whoa.
The perfect family pool.
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Just imagine...
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On a hot summer day,
there's nothing like
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a refreshing dip
in your own pool.
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Cannonball!
- Uh-uh-uh.
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Don't you dare splash me,
Lincoln Loud!
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This outfit cannot get wet!
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- But it's a swimsuit!
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- [scoffs] It's a swim gown,
you Philistine.
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- ♪ Mama's little baby
loves shortenin', shortenin' ♪
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[slurps]
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- Who wants to chicken fight?
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- [screaming]
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- I'm in!
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- Mmm, just what
my soup needs.
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- I can't even get into the pool
in my own fantasy!
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- Fecal incident!
- No!
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Maybe not so perfect.
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Oh!
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"Paradise for One."
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Just imagine...
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[tropical music]
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Now, this is a pool
I could really get into.
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♪ Lincoln's little baby loves
shortenin', shortenin' ♪
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[alarm blaring]
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Whoops.
Got to pay first.
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- Hey, Linc,
want to chill with us?
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- Chill? Good one, Leni!
[laughs]
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- Good what?
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- Thanks,
but I don't mind the heat.
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But, uh, you guys keep cool
in here.
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Definitely no reason
to go outside.
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I wouldn't even bother
looking out there.
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Am I talking too much? I feel
like I'm talking too much.
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- He's clearly suffering the
first symptoms of heat stroke.
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Now pass
the frozen succotash.
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- Scoot over.
You're melting the broccoli.
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- Well, stop breathing
on the frozen carrots!
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- Hey, Lynn! Can you grab that
bag of peas? Peas and thank you!
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[laughs]
[all groan]
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- [breathing heavily]
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Phew!
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The manual?
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[scoffs]
Who needs the manual?
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What the...?
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[breathing heavily]
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[horse neighs]
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Aah!
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Ah, the manual.
Everyone needs the manual.
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[grunting]
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[air hissing]
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Whoops. Whew.
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I guess it's just
you and me now.
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[inhaling deeply]
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Ugh.
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[groans]
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Ouch! My sunburn!
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[breathing heavily]
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[sighs]
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Whew!
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Oh, no, you don't.
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Aah!
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I sure showed that bee.
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Dang it.
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Huh?
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Ouch!
My sunburn and my bee sting!
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And now to suit up
and cool down.
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[crash]
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Ouch! My sunburn and my bee
sting and my twisted ankle!
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On a hot summer day,
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there's nothing like a
refreshing dip in your own pool.
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Cannonball! Aah!
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How the--
When did---
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What are you guys doing here?
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- Lincoln, this is
literally genius.
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Who's gonna kick us
out of our own pool, right?
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- Are you getting in?
There's totes room for one more.
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- Um, actually,
there's only room for one.
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See? Says so right on the box,
"Paradise for"--
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- Chicken fight!
I call Lincoln!
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Come on, partner,
you got to plant those feet!
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- Whoa--Oh!
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[all giggling]
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- Lily!
No skinny-dipping!
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Lisa, no!
What do you think you're doing?
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- Testing sanitation levels.
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I've concocted
a special serum
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that will detect
and eliminate urine,
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aka tinkle, in H2O.
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- I'm sure
no one here would--
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- [laughs]
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- Hmm.
Unprecedented levels.
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[laughter,
indistinct conversations]
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- Marco!
- Marco!
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- No, Leni, I'm Marco.
You're Polo.
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- Then who's Leni?
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- [giggling]
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- Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
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No fecal incidents
in my pool!
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I'm watching you, Lily.
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Aah! Lucy!
I didn't know you liked to swim.
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- I'm not swimming.
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I'm trying to see
if I'm a witch.
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Am I floating?
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- Yes.
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- Wicked.
- [giggles]
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- Get back here!
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- You know what your soup needs?
Noodles!
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- Bring it!
- Stop splashing me!
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- Guys, no horseplay!
- What about elephant play?
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[trumpets]
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[laughter, whistle blows]
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- Huh? Bobby, what are
you doing here?
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- Lori said there was an opening
for a lifeguard at Casa Loud.
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[whistle blows]
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Everyone out!
Senior Swim!
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- What? There aren't
any old people here!
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- Um, hello?
High-school senior.
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Shoo-shoo.
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Oh, this really
is paradise for one.
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- [grumbling]
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[whistle blows]
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That is it!
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00:08:03,206 --> 00:08:06,037
In case you guys haven't
noticed, this is my pool.
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I bought it and spent all day
setting it up,
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and I haven't even gotten
in it yet!
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I'm too busy keeping all of you
from ruining it!
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- But we were
just having fun!
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- Loud family, out!
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[sighs]
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Finally, time to cannonball!
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What? "Warning: no cannonballs?
May cause tears."
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How did I not notice
this before?
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Eh, I'll just rip this off.
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No removing the warning label?
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Sheesh!
What can I do?
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That's all right. This is still
gonna be paradise for one.
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[insects chirping]
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Marco!
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00:08:59,849 --> 00:09:01,057
Marco.
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00:09:04,164 --> 00:09:06,373
[sighs]
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00:09:06,476 --> 00:09:09,721
Ugh.
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00:09:09,825 --> 00:09:11,516
[laughter]
- Noodle! Noodle!
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- [screams]
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00:09:13,587 --> 00:09:14,588
- Whoo-hoo!
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00:09:14,692 --> 00:09:16,314
[laughter]
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00:09:16,417 --> 00:09:17,591
- [sighs]
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00:09:17,695 --> 00:09:18,937
[water splashes]
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00:09:19,041 --> 00:09:20,042
What's going on?
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00:09:20,145 --> 00:09:21,526
[laughter, screams]
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00:09:21,630 --> 00:09:25,461
[steel drum music]
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00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:28,464
- Oh, that's fierce, babe.
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00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:29,603
- En garde!
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00:09:29,707 --> 00:09:31,674
- Have at thee! Ha!
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00:09:31,778 --> 00:09:36,437
- Just because I'm fabulous
doesn't mean I can't have fun.
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00:09:36,541 --> 00:09:39,061
♪ La-la-la, la-la-la
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- [laughs]
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00:09:43,997 --> 00:09:46,344
- Okay, this time,
instead of Marco Polo,
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00:09:46,447 --> 00:09:48,760
why don't we just use
our real names?
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00:09:48,864 --> 00:09:51,798
- Okay! So I'm...
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00:09:51,901 --> 00:09:53,316
Lincoln?
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00:09:53,420 --> 00:09:56,216
- Boy, you really don't
get this game at all, do you?
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00:09:56,319 --> 00:09:57,666
Oh, hey, Linc!
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00:09:57,769 --> 00:09:59,495
- Hey, guys.
What's all this?
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00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:02,291
- Well, little bro, you had such
a good idea in buying your pool,
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00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:03,292
we decided to--
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00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:04,638
- Pool our money
to get this one!
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00:10:04,742 --> 00:10:06,053
[laughs]
228
00:10:06,157 --> 00:10:08,228
[all groan]
- That's using your noodle.
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00:10:08,331 --> 00:10:09,919
[laughs]
Ow.
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00:10:10,023 --> 00:10:13,233
- Aren't you gonna get in?
There's totes room for one more.
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00:10:13,336 --> 00:10:15,097
- You're gonna let me
use your pool,
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00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:17,030
even though I kicked you
out of mine?
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00:10:17,133 --> 00:10:18,790
- Well, he was
kind of a meanie.
234
00:10:18,894 --> 00:10:20,481
- Not to mention selfish.
235
00:10:20,585 --> 00:10:22,932
- And bossy.
- And he stole my whistle!
236
00:10:23,036 --> 00:10:25,797
- But that doesn't mean
he can't use our pool.
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00:10:25,901 --> 00:10:27,109
- Really?
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00:10:27,212 --> 00:10:30,112
- Well, duh.
It's more fun with all of us!
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00:10:30,215 --> 00:10:31,734
- Yeah, all ten of us!
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00:10:31,838 --> 00:10:33,805
- Leni, there are
11 of us.
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00:10:33,909 --> 00:10:36,118
- Oh, that's right.
I forgot Marco.
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00:10:36,221 --> 00:10:37,947
- Well, in that case,
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00:10:38,051 --> 00:10:42,262
cannonball!
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00:10:42,365 --> 00:10:44,885
Oh!
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00:10:48,786 --> 00:10:52,755
- Whoa, dude. Looks like
pool's out for summer.
246
00:10:52,859 --> 00:10:54,826
- How are we going
to keep cool now?
247
00:10:54,930 --> 00:10:56,794
- I'll go get
the frozen succotash.
248
00:10:56,897 --> 00:10:59,969
- No worries, guys,
I got just the thing.
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00:11:00,073 --> 00:11:04,525
[indistinct conversations,
laughter]
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00:11:04,629 --> 00:11:06,666
- So it turns out that a pool,
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00:11:06,769 --> 00:11:08,702
and basically everything
that's awesome in life,
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00:11:08,806 --> 00:11:11,360
is more fun when everyone
gets to be a part of it.
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00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:13,258
[whistle blows]
- Fecal incident!
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00:11:13,362 --> 00:11:15,536
all: Loud family, out!
- [laughs]
255
00:11:17,124 --> 00:11:19,989
[upbeat music]
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00:11:20,093 --> 00:11:27,825
♪
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00:11:27,928 --> 00:11:29,274
- Hey, Lynn,
do you want to read
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00:11:29,378 --> 00:11:31,035
the latest "Ace Savvy" comic
with me?
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00:11:31,138 --> 00:11:32,968
- A, Comics are boring,
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B, put on some pants,
261
00:11:34,832 --> 00:11:36,972
and, C...ya later!
262
00:11:37,075 --> 00:11:38,387
- Hey, Luan,
do you want to watch
263
00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:39,871
a science-fiction movie
with me?
264
00:11:39,975 --> 00:11:43,288
- Science fiction stinks,
and that's a science fact.
265
00:11:43,392 --> 00:11:45,877
[laughs]
I agree with Mr. Coconuts.
266
00:11:45,981 --> 00:11:48,777
- Hey, Lola, do you want
to check out my coin collection?
267
00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:50,640
I just got this one
from Poland.
268
00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:52,263
It's called a zloty.
269
00:11:52,366 --> 00:11:55,611
- Lame! What's the point
of money that you can't spend?
270
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,269
- Hey, Lucy, do you want to go
ghost hunting with me?
271
00:11:58,372 --> 00:12:01,651
- Why would I want to hunt
my friends?
272
00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:03,205
- Hey, Lana, you want to try
273
00:12:03,308 --> 00:12:06,070
half of my peanut butter
and sauerkraut sandwich?
274
00:12:06,173 --> 00:12:09,487
- I eat some grody things,
but that is disgusting!
275
00:12:09,590 --> 00:12:11,489
[sniffs, retches]
276
00:12:11,592 --> 00:12:13,042
- Round one! Fight!
277
00:12:13,146 --> 00:12:14,906
- Hey, Leni, want to play
video games?
278
00:12:15,010 --> 00:12:16,494
- Those things
will rot your brain.
279
00:12:16,597 --> 00:12:18,945
Besides, I have
fashion magazines to look at.
280
00:12:19,048 --> 00:12:20,429
[door closes]
281
00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:22,017
- You'd think
that with all these sisters,
282
00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,571
there'd be just one who likes
the same things I like.
283
00:12:24,674 --> 00:12:26,815
But sadly,
that's not the case.
284
00:12:26,918 --> 00:12:28,195
- [coos]
- Even you, Lily.
285
00:12:28,299 --> 00:12:29,818
Sure you're hanging out
with me now,
286
00:12:29,921 --> 00:12:31,751
but someday you're gonna be
into your own things,
287
00:12:31,854 --> 00:12:33,994
and we'll have nothing
in common,
288
00:12:34,098 --> 00:12:35,685
unless...
289
00:12:38,136 --> 00:12:39,172
- [laughs]
290
00:12:39,275 --> 00:12:40,483
- That's it!
291
00:12:40,587 --> 00:12:42,520
You don't have
your own things yet.
292
00:12:42,623 --> 00:12:44,418
You're like
an unformed lump of clay!
293
00:12:44,522 --> 00:12:47,283
But if I can mold you,
then someone in this house
294
00:12:47,387 --> 00:12:49,389
will finally like
the things I like!
295
00:12:49,492 --> 00:12:51,529
- Hey, Lincoln!
What has two thumbs
296
00:12:51,632 --> 00:12:53,807
and totally wants to hang out
with his best friend?
297
00:12:53,911 --> 00:12:55,360
This guy.
298
00:12:55,464 --> 00:12:58,294
- Sorry, Clyde. I'm in the
middle of something important.
299
00:12:58,398 --> 00:13:00,780
I'm changing the baby.
300
00:13:00,883 --> 00:13:02,436
- "Something important"?
301
00:13:02,540 --> 00:13:04,887
But what's more important
than hanging out with this guy?
302
00:13:04,991 --> 00:13:06,371
Hmm.
303
00:13:06,475 --> 00:13:07,717
- It's just you and me, Lily.
304
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:09,892
We're gonna have
the best time together!
305
00:13:09,996 --> 00:13:12,722
- [giggles]
306
00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:14,310
- Lily?
307
00:13:14,414 --> 00:13:17,589
- Here are all the things
that make life worth living.
308
00:13:17,693 --> 00:13:19,074
- Blankie!
309
00:13:19,177 --> 00:13:21,870
- No, no, no.
You don't like this.
310
00:13:21,973 --> 00:13:23,595
You like this--
311
00:13:23,699 --> 00:13:25,149
"Starship Groupers"!
312
00:13:25,252 --> 00:13:27,979
My favorite underwater,
intergalactic adventure.
313
00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:29,084
Pew-pew-pew!
314
00:13:29,187 --> 00:13:30,533
Check this out!
315
00:13:30,637 --> 00:13:32,984
It's a 500-piece replica
of the starship,
316
00:13:33,088 --> 00:13:34,468
built by yours truly.
317
00:13:34,572 --> 00:13:35,676
- [coos]
318
00:13:35,780 --> 00:13:37,575
- Oh, you like it?
319
00:13:37,678 --> 00:13:38,748
Here you go!
320
00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:40,026
- [giggles]
321
00:13:40,129 --> 00:13:41,199
Pew-pew! Pew-pew!
322
00:13:41,303 --> 00:13:43,477
- That's right!
Pew-pew-pew!
323
00:13:43,581 --> 00:13:44,893
Uh, Lily?
324
00:13:44,996 --> 00:13:48,172
You got to, you know,
try to be careful!
325
00:13:48,275 --> 00:13:49,898
- Mm. Pew-pew?
326
00:13:50,001 --> 00:13:54,661
- That's okay. I wanted to get
the 600-piece model anyway.
327
00:13:54,764 --> 00:13:57,215
Coin collecting is
an awesome hobby, Lily.
328
00:13:57,319 --> 00:13:58,872
You collect coins
from all around the world,
329
00:13:58,976 --> 00:14:01,495
then spend hours of fun
carefully organizing them
330
00:14:01,599 --> 00:14:03,532
by country
and denomination.
331
00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:06,500
Who loves a zloty?
Lily does!
332
00:14:06,604 --> 00:14:08,813
- [coos]
333
00:14:08,917 --> 00:14:09,918
Aah!
334
00:14:10,021 --> 00:14:10,988
- Uh, Lily?
335
00:14:11,091 --> 00:14:14,543
- [babbling]
336
00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:16,303
- Thanks zloty.
337
00:14:16,407 --> 00:14:18,512
This is my favorite sandwich,
Lily--
338
00:14:18,616 --> 00:14:20,411
peanut butter and sauerkraut.
339
00:14:20,514 --> 00:14:21,653
You can't chew it yet,
but...
340
00:14:21,757 --> 00:14:24,656
[blender whirring]
341
00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:26,900
You can drink it!
342
00:14:27,004 --> 00:14:28,660
- Poo-poo!
343
00:14:28,764 --> 00:14:30,110
[giggles]
344
00:14:30,214 --> 00:14:33,838
- Cheers!
345
00:14:33,942 --> 00:14:37,877
[both burp, laughing]
346
00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:39,326
Okay, Lily.
347
00:14:39,430 --> 00:14:43,123
This is my favorite
crime fighter--Ace Savvy.
348
00:14:43,227 --> 00:14:46,851
And this is an Ace Savvy mobile
I made especially for you.
349
00:14:46,955 --> 00:14:48,853
Now look into the mobile.
350
00:14:48,957 --> 00:14:51,269
You will love Ace Savvy.
351
00:14:51,373 --> 00:14:53,858
You will love Ace Savvy.
352
00:14:53,962 --> 00:14:55,446
- [babbles]
353
00:14:55,549 --> 00:14:59,450
- Yes! That's my girl!
354
00:14:59,553 --> 00:15:01,038
I guess we should have
done this
355
00:15:01,141 --> 00:15:03,661
before the peanut butter
and sauerkraut.
356
00:15:03,764 --> 00:15:05,145
Whoo-hoo! Come on, Lily.
357
00:15:05,249 --> 00:15:08,700
I can't wait to show you
more of my favorite things!
358
00:15:08,804 --> 00:15:11,703
- I don't get it. I've been
watching Lincoln all day,
359
00:15:11,807 --> 00:15:15,224
and I still don't see
what Lily has that I don't.
360
00:15:15,328 --> 00:15:19,125
Come on, guys, let's find out.
361
00:15:19,228 --> 00:15:20,781
- Way to go, Lily!
362
00:15:20,885 --> 00:15:23,232
- [giggles]
- Hmm.
363
00:15:23,336 --> 00:15:25,476
- [imitates engine whirring]
364
00:15:25,579 --> 00:15:26,926
[giggles]
365
00:15:27,029 --> 00:15:28,686
- Hmm.
366
00:15:28,789 --> 00:15:30,826
- Put your arms up.
367
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:34,347
Let's see if we can
find you a white wig.
368
00:15:36,659 --> 00:15:38,109
Hurry up, Lily!
369
00:15:38,213 --> 00:15:39,593
- Hmm.
370
00:15:39,697 --> 00:15:42,596
[upbeat music]
371
00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:44,115
♪
372
00:15:44,219 --> 00:15:46,152
- Amazing!
You really are the best!
373
00:15:46,255 --> 00:15:47,636
- Blankie!
374
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:50,604
- You don't need
this anymore, Lily!
375
00:15:50,708 --> 00:15:54,056
- I still don't get
what's so great about this baby,
376
00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:57,232
but if that's what
Lincoln wants...
377
00:15:57,335 --> 00:15:59,786
Hey!
I'm having a moment here!
378
00:15:59,889 --> 00:16:01,788
[video game music
playing on television]
379
00:16:01,891 --> 00:16:03,410
- Um, what's going on?
380
00:16:03,514 --> 00:16:06,034
- You guys never want to do
the stuff I like,
381
00:16:06,137 --> 00:16:08,243
so I taught Lily to do it.
382
00:16:08,346 --> 00:16:10,624
Now I won't bother you.
Everybody wins!
383
00:16:10,728 --> 00:16:13,420
- KO!
Player Lily wins!
384
00:16:13,524 --> 00:16:16,906
- [giggling]
- Well, not everybody.
385
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:20,980
"And Ace Savvy defeated
the evil Card Countess.
386
00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:22,188
The end."
387
00:16:22,291 --> 00:16:23,637
- [snores lightly]
388
00:16:23,741 --> 00:16:26,019
- Thanks
for the best day ever.
389
00:16:26,123 --> 00:16:30,713
I think this is the start
of a beautiful friendship.
390
00:16:30,817 --> 00:16:33,164
[Edvard Grieg's
"Morning Mood"]
391
00:16:33,268 --> 00:16:34,890
Rise and shine, Lily.
392
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,927
We've got a lot to do today.
393
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:39,274
Aah!
394
00:16:39,377 --> 00:16:43,381
- Now batting,
Number 2, Lily Loud!
395
00:16:43,485 --> 00:16:46,660
- Huh?
396
00:16:46,764 --> 00:16:48,800
Wah!
Lynn, what are you doing?
397
00:16:48,904 --> 00:16:50,699
- Dude, you're not
the only one in this family
398
00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:52,632
who doesn't have someone
to do stuff with.
399
00:16:52,735 --> 00:16:55,428
Lily's gonna be
my sports buddy.
400
00:16:55,531 --> 00:16:57,913
- Hey, this was my idea,
and I want her back!
401
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:01,710
- You don't own her!
She wants to hang with me.
402
00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,263
- Introducing Luan Loud
403
00:17:03,367 --> 00:17:06,059
and her amazing dummy,
Lil Lil!
404
00:17:06,163 --> 00:17:09,787
Say, Lily, who's your favorite
singer? Lady...
405
00:17:09,890 --> 00:17:11,168
- Gaga!
406
00:17:11,271 --> 00:17:12,962
- What's your favorite
Hawaiian platter?
407
00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:14,516
- Poo-poo!
408
00:17:14,619 --> 00:17:17,001
- Hey, that's no dummy.
That's my cleanup hitter.
409
00:17:17,105 --> 00:17:19,486
- No, she's mine.
410
00:17:19,590 --> 00:17:20,970
- Give me that dummy!
411
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,800
[indistinct arguing]
412
00:17:22,903 --> 00:17:25,078
all: Lily?
413
00:17:25,182 --> 00:17:26,355
- Hee.
414
00:17:26,459 --> 00:17:28,633
- This is Grandma Harriet.
415
00:17:28,737 --> 00:17:31,084
And this is
Abraham Lincoln.
416
00:17:31,188 --> 00:17:33,259
- Lucy, what are you doing?
417
00:17:33,362 --> 00:17:35,709
- I'm introducing Lily
to my ghost friends.
418
00:17:35,813 --> 00:17:38,229
- She already has a friend
named Lincoln!
419
00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:39,437
- Sigh.
420
00:17:41,129 --> 00:17:42,958
- Black is not your color.
421
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,857
Orange is!
422
00:17:45,961 --> 00:17:47,100
Dang it!
423
00:17:47,204 --> 00:17:49,344
- Now, Dylan can only pick
one girl
424
00:17:49,447 --> 00:17:51,139
to spend the rest
of his life with.
425
00:17:51,242 --> 00:17:53,072
And it better be Marisol.
426
00:17:53,175 --> 00:17:54,349
- [blows raspberry]
427
00:17:54,452 --> 00:17:55,833
- Yeah, you're right.
428
00:17:55,936 --> 00:17:58,077
Maybe he will be happier
with Tiffany.
429
00:17:58,180 --> 00:17:59,802
- Give her back, Lori!
430
00:17:59,906 --> 00:18:00,941
- Why should you get her?
431
00:18:01,045 --> 00:18:02,667
I've literally
been waiting 17 years
432
00:18:02,771 --> 00:18:05,153
for someone in this family
who likes the things I like.
433
00:18:05,256 --> 00:18:06,982
- Help!
434
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,570
Oh, thank goodness!
435
00:18:08,673 --> 00:18:10,882
I got in here to show Lily
my fashion magazine,
436
00:18:10,986 --> 00:18:14,023
but now I can't get
out of this baby prison!
437
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:15,749
[crying]
438
00:18:15,853 --> 00:18:17,165
- Upsy-daisy.
- There you go, Leni.
439
00:18:17,268 --> 00:18:18,994
- Agoo.
440
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:22,549
- [laughing evilly]
441
00:18:22,653 --> 00:18:23,688
- Poo-poo?
442
00:18:23,792 --> 00:18:25,104
- [laughing evilly]
- Hold it!
443
00:18:25,207 --> 00:18:26,795
[record scratches]
- Are you nuts?
444
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:28,383
- Come on, Lincoln,
no one in this family
445
00:18:28,486 --> 00:18:31,317
ever willingly lets me
do experiments on them.
446
00:18:31,420 --> 00:18:33,871
- Lisa, she's a baby!
447
00:18:33,974 --> 00:18:37,633
- I was going to give her
a sucker afterward.
448
00:18:37,737 --> 00:18:40,774
- Look, everyone
just stay away from Lily.
449
00:18:40,878 --> 00:18:42,811
She's my little Lincoln!
450
00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:43,915
all: Uh...
451
00:18:44,019 --> 00:18:45,124
- What?
452
00:18:45,227 --> 00:18:46,332
Dang it!
453
00:18:46,435 --> 00:18:48,782
[rock music]
454
00:18:48,886 --> 00:18:49,783
- [giggles]
455
00:18:49,887 --> 00:18:51,475
- Stage dive!
456
00:18:51,578 --> 00:18:53,753
Whoo!
457
00:18:53,856 --> 00:18:55,341
Whoo!
458
00:18:55,444 --> 00:18:56,825
all:
Where's Lily?
459
00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:59,345
- More tea, Lady Lilington?
460
00:18:59,448 --> 00:19:01,519
- She doesn't want to have
a dumb tea party.
461
00:19:01,623 --> 00:19:03,176
She wants to play
with Izzy!
462
00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:04,833
- No, she doesn't!
- Yes, she does!
463
00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:06,593
- No, she doesn't!
- Yes, she does!
464
00:19:06,697 --> 00:19:08,147
- Dudes, give her back!
465
00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:10,252
We were in the middle
of a jam sesh!
466
00:19:10,356 --> 00:19:11,771
- She was my specimen!
467
00:19:11,874 --> 00:19:13,911
- We were talking
to Great-Grandma Harriet.
468
00:19:14,014 --> 00:19:15,671
- We were playing ball!
469
00:19:15,775 --> 00:19:18,018
- We were getting ready
to take our show on the road!
470
00:19:18,122 --> 00:19:19,744
- We were gonna look
at my magazines!
471
00:19:19,848 --> 00:19:21,884
- We were watching
Dylan's date!
472
00:19:21,988 --> 00:19:23,541
- BT-dubs, Lori,
473
00:19:23,645 --> 00:19:26,061
Great-Grandma Harriet knows
you regifted her brooch,
474
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,960
and she is not happy
about it.
475
00:19:29,064 --> 00:19:31,204
both:
Give us back Lily!
476
00:19:31,308 --> 00:19:33,137
[indistinct arguing]
477
00:19:33,241 --> 00:19:35,450
- [giggles]
478
00:19:35,553 --> 00:19:38,211
all: Where do you think
you're going?
479
00:19:40,109 --> 00:19:42,111
- I'll take that.
480
00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:44,976
- Oh, no, you don't!
481
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:46,944
- Whoops. Sorry, Linc.
482
00:19:47,047 --> 00:19:48,048
- [gasps]
483
00:19:48,152 --> 00:19:50,154
- Sorry, dummy!
[laughs]
484
00:19:50,258 --> 00:19:52,260
- Ha!
Na-na-na, na-na-na!
485
00:19:52,363 --> 00:19:53,571
Lily's invisible!
486
00:19:53,675 --> 00:19:55,366
- Boo.
- [screams]
487
00:19:55,470 --> 00:19:57,299
- Boo.
- Aah!
488
00:19:57,403 --> 00:19:59,025
- [giggling]
489
00:19:59,128 --> 00:20:01,959
[upbeat music]
490
00:20:02,062 --> 00:20:08,103
♪
491
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,485
[slow-motion music]
492
00:20:10,588 --> 00:20:12,866
[slow-motion laughter]
493
00:20:12,970 --> 00:20:16,042
[giggles]
- Dang it.
494
00:20:16,145 --> 00:20:18,769
[indistinct arguing]
495
00:20:18,872 --> 00:20:20,080
- [whistles]
496
00:20:20,184 --> 00:20:22,980
Look, we all want Lily
to be our mini-me, right?
497
00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:25,569
Well, there's only one way
to settle this.
498
00:20:25,672 --> 00:20:27,260
We'll let Lily choose.
499
00:20:27,364 --> 00:20:31,816
Now, whoever Lily crawls to
is the one she wants to be with.
500
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:34,371
Agreed?
501
00:20:34,474 --> 00:20:36,511
Come on, it's Ace Savvy!
502
00:20:36,614 --> 00:20:38,754
- Wooden you like
to be my friend?
503
00:20:38,858 --> 00:20:39,962
- Low and inside!
504
00:20:40,066 --> 00:20:41,101
- Izzy!
505
00:20:41,205 --> 00:20:42,310
- Look at the magazine!
506
00:20:42,413 --> 00:20:43,311
- Marisol?
507
00:20:43,414 --> 00:20:45,105
- Extra sugar!
508
00:20:45,209 --> 00:20:46,762
- Walk this way!
509
00:20:46,866 --> 00:20:47,901
- Abe Lincoln.
510
00:20:48,005 --> 00:20:49,455
- I have more suckers!
511
00:20:49,558 --> 00:20:51,215
[voices overlapping]
512
00:20:51,319 --> 00:20:52,596
- Lincoln!
513
00:20:52,699 --> 00:20:55,461
You want to hang out
with babies?
514
00:20:55,564 --> 00:20:57,325
Then let's hang.
515
00:20:57,428 --> 00:21:00,189
[all gasp]
516
00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:01,915
- Hey, look!
Lily's coming to me!
517
00:21:02,019 --> 00:21:03,710
- Nuh-uh! To me!
518
00:21:03,814 --> 00:21:05,333
- To me!
- To me!
519
00:21:05,436 --> 00:21:07,127
all:
She chose Clyde?
520
00:21:07,231 --> 00:21:11,131
- I have something to say to
you, little Miss Friend-Stealer.
521
00:21:11,235 --> 00:21:13,341
You are...
522
00:21:13,444 --> 00:21:16,309
absolutely adorable!
523
00:21:16,413 --> 00:21:19,278
No wonder Lincoln
wants to hang with you.
524
00:21:19,381 --> 00:21:21,970
- Clyde, why are you
wearing a diaper?
525
00:21:22,073 --> 00:21:23,661
- You replaced me with Lily,
526
00:21:23,765 --> 00:21:26,733
so I thought this was
the only way to win you back.
527
00:21:26,837 --> 00:21:29,771
- I'd never replace you.
You're my best friend.
528
00:21:29,874 --> 00:21:31,220
- Blankie!
529
00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:34,016
- Her blankie, of course!
530
00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:35,846
Now I get it, you guys.
531
00:21:35,949 --> 00:21:37,330
We can't mold Lily!
532
00:21:37,434 --> 00:21:38,711
No matter what we do,
533
00:21:38,814 --> 00:21:40,851
she's always gonna want
the things she wants.
534
00:21:40,954 --> 00:21:43,129
Besides, I forgot
I already have someone
535
00:21:43,232 --> 00:21:45,338
who likes everything I like.
536
00:21:45,442 --> 00:21:47,892
What do you say, Clyde?
Want to hang?
537
00:21:47,996 --> 00:21:48,893
- Sorry, Lincoln.
538
00:21:48,997 --> 00:21:50,343
Lily and I have plans.
539
00:21:50,447 --> 00:21:53,829
Hey, Lily, what has four thumbs
and loves milk?
540
00:21:53,933 --> 00:21:56,073
These guys!
- [babbles]
541
00:21:56,176 --> 00:22:00,077
- Bobby, does your Mom still
have that brooch I gave her?
542
00:22:02,562 --> 00:22:03,977
- ♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪
543
00:22:04,081 --> 00:22:05,841
♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪
544
00:22:05,945 --> 00:22:08,775
♪ In the Loud house
- ♪ Loud house
545
00:22:08,879 --> 00:22:11,260
- ♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪
546
00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:15,299
♪ That's the way we show
our love in the Loud house ♪
547
00:22:15,403 --> 00:22:16,680
- ♪ Loud house
548
00:22:16,783 --> 00:22:18,267
♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪
549
00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:19,441
♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪
550
00:22:19,545 --> 00:22:20,684
♪ Stand in line to take a pee
551
00:22:20,787 --> 00:22:22,099
♪ Never any privacy
552
00:22:22,202 --> 00:22:24,653
♪ Chaos with 11 kids
553
00:22:24,757 --> 00:22:27,242
♪ That's the way
it always is ♪
554
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:28,623
♪ In the Loud house