- ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles
♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪
♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪
- ♪ In the Loud house
♪ In the Loud house
- ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪
♪ Is how we show our love
- ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ One boy and ten girls
♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪
- ♪ Loud Loud Loud
♪ Loud house
- Poo-poo.
[surf music]
♪
[waves crashing]
[upbeat music]
- Ah. On a hot summer day,
there's nothing like a refreshing dip
in the community pool.
Cannonball!
[whistle blows]
- Loud family, out!
- But we were just having fun!
- Chicken fights during Senior Swim are not "fun."
- I just replaced this hip!
♪
- Ah.
On a hot summer day, there's nothing like
a refreshing dip in the community pool...
one town over.
Cannonball! - [whistle blows]
- Loud family, out!
- We were just having fun!
- Drinking pool water is not fun.
- But it tastes like chicken noodle soup!
- Fine, but did you have to add the celery and carrots?
♪
[rooster crows, goat bleats]
- On a hot summer day-- Oh, you know the rest.
Cannonball!
[whistle blows]
- Loud family, out!
- But we were just having fun!
- Poo-poo.
- Fecal incidents are not fun.
- Come on, guys, we'll just find another pool.
- Actually, we've been suspended
from every aquatic recreation center within a 60-mile radius.
- Huh?
- Seriously? How are we gonna keep cool now?
[all grumbling]
- So that's it, then. No more pool for the Louds.
That's it! Pool for the Louds.
Why didn't I think of that sooner?
[all grumbling]
Whoa. The perfect family pool.
Just imagine...
On a hot summer day, there's nothing like
a refreshing dip in your own pool.
Cannonball! - Uh-uh-uh.
Don't you dare splash me, Lincoln Loud!
This outfit cannot get wet!
- But it's a swimsuit!
- [scoffs] It's a swim gown, you Philistine.
- ♪ Mama's little baby loves shortenin', shortenin' ♪
[slurps]
- Who wants to chicken fight?
- [screaming]
- I'm in!
- Mmm, just what my soup needs.
- I can't even get into the pool in my own fantasy!
- Fecal incident! - No!
Maybe not so perfect.
Oh!
"Paradise for One."
Just imagine...
[tropical music]
Now, this is a pool I could really get into.
♪ Lincoln's little baby loves shortenin', shortenin' ♪
[alarm blaring]
Whoops. Got to pay first.
- Hey, Linc, want to chill with us?
- Chill? Good one, Leni! [laughs]
- Good what?
- Thanks, but I don't mind the heat.
But, uh, you guys keep cool in here.
Definitely no reason to go outside.
I wouldn't even bother looking out there.
Am I talking too much? I feel like I'm talking too much.
- He's clearly suffering the first symptoms of heat stroke.
Now pass the frozen succotash.
- Scoot over. You're melting the broccoli.
- Well, stop breathing on the frozen carrots!
- Hey, Lynn! Can you grab that bag of peas? Peas and thank you!
[laughs] [all groan]
- [breathing heavily]
Phew!
The manual?
[scoffs] Who needs the manual?
What the...?
[breathing heavily]
[horse neighs]
Aah!
Ah, the manual. Everyone needs the manual.
[grunting]
[air hissing]
Whoops. Whew.
I guess it's just you and me now.
[inhaling deeply]
Ugh.
[groans]
Ouch! My sunburn!
[breathing heavily]
[sighs]
Whew!
Oh, no, you don't.
Aah!
I sure showed that bee.
Dang it.
Huh?
Ouch! My sunburn and my bee sting!
And now to suit up and cool down.
[crash]
Ouch! My sunburn and my bee sting and my twisted ankle!
On a hot summer day,
there's nothing like a refreshing dip in your own pool.
Cannonball! Aah!
How the-- When did---
What are you guys doing here?
- Lincoln, this is literally genius.
Who's gonna kick us out of our own pool, right?
- Are you getting in? There's totes room for one more.
- Um, actually, there's only room for one.
See? Says so right on the box, "Paradise for"--
- Chicken fight! I call Lincoln!
Come on, partner, you got to plant those feet!
- Whoa--Oh!
[all giggling]
- Lily! No skinny-dipping!
Lisa, no! What do you think you're doing?
- Testing sanitation levels.
I've concocted a special serum
that will detect and eliminate urine,
aka tinkle, in H2O.
- I'm sure no one here would--
- [laughs]
- Hmm. Unprecedented levels.
[laughter, indistinct conversations]
- Marco! - Marco!
- No, Leni, I'm Marco. You're Polo.
- Then who's Leni?
- [giggling]
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
No fecal incidents in my pool!
I'm watching you, Lily.
Aah! Lucy! I didn't know you liked to swim.
- I'm not swimming.
I'm trying to see if I'm a witch.
Am I floating?
- Yes.
- Wicked. - [giggles]
- Get back here!
- You know what your soup needs? Noodles!
- Bring it! - Stop splashing me!
- Guys, no horseplay! - What about elephant play?
[trumpets]
[laughter, whistle blows]
- Huh? Bobby, what are you doing here?
- Lori said there was an opening for a lifeguard at Casa Loud.
[whistle blows]
Everyone out! Senior Swim!
- What? There aren't any old people here!
- Um, hello? High-school senior.
Shoo-shoo.
Oh, this really is paradise for one.
- [grumbling]
[whistle blows]
That is it!
In case you guys haven't noticed, this is my pool.
I bought it and spent all day setting it up,
and I haven't even gotten in it yet!
I'm too busy keeping all of you from ruining it!
- But we were just having fun!
- Loud family, out!
[sighs]
Finally, time to cannonball!
What? "Warning: no cannonballs? May cause tears."
How did I not notice this before?
Eh, I'll just rip this off.
No removing the warning label?
Sheesh! What can I do?
That's all right. This is still gonna be paradise for one.
[insects chirping]
Marco!
Marco.
[sighs]
Ugh.
[laughter] - Noodle! Noodle!
- [screams]
- Whoo-hoo!
[laughter]
- [sighs]
[water splashes]
What's going on?
[laughter, screams]
[steel drum music]
- Oh, that's fierce, babe.
- En garde!
- Have at thee! Ha!
- Just because I'm fabulous doesn't mean I can't have fun.
♪ La-la-la, la-la-la
- [laughs]
- Okay, this time, instead of Marco Polo,
why don't we just use our real names?
- Okay! So I'm...
Lincoln?
- Boy, you really don't get this game at all, do you?
Oh, hey, Linc!
- Hey, guys. What's all this?
- Well, little bro, you had such a good idea in buying your pool,
we decided to--
- Pool our money to get this one!
[laughs]
[all groan] - That's using your noodle.
[laughs] Ow.
- Aren't you gonna get in? There's totes room for one more.
- You're gonna let me use your pool,
even though I kicked you out of mine?
- Well, he was kind of a meanie.
- Not to mention selfish.
- And bossy. - And he stole my whistle!
- But that doesn't mean he can't use our pool.
- Really?
- Well, duh. It's more fun with all of us!
- Yeah, all ten of us!
- Leni, there are 11 of us.
- Oh, that's right. I forgot Marco.
- Well, in that case,
cannonball!
Oh!
- Whoa, dude. Looks like pool's out for summer.
- How are we going to keep cool now?
- I'll go get the frozen succotash.
- No worries, guys, I got just the thing.
[indistinct conversations, laughter]
- So it turns out that a pool,
and basically everything that's awesome in life,
is more fun when everyone gets to be a part of it.
[whistle blows] - Fecal incident!
all: Loud family, out! - [laughs]
[upbeat music]
♪
- Hey, Lynn, do you want to read
the latest "Ace Savvy" comic with me?
- A, Comics are boring,
B, put on some pants,
and, C...ya later!
- Hey, Luan, do you want to watch
a science-fiction movie with me?
- Science fiction stinks, and that's a science fact.
[laughs] I agree with Mr. Coconuts.
- Hey, Lola, do you want to check out my coin collection?
I just got this one from Poland.
It's called a zloty.
- Lame! What's the point of money that you can't spend?
- Hey, Lucy, do you want to go ghost hunting with me?
- Why would I want to hunt my friends?
- Hey, Lana, you want to try
half of my peanut butter and sauerkraut sandwich?
- I eat some grody things, but that is disgusting!
[sniffs, retches]
- Round one! Fight!
- Hey, Leni, want to play video games?
- Those things will rot your brain.
Besides, I have fashion magazines to look at.
[door closes]
- You'd think that with all these sisters,
there'd be just one who likes the same things I like.
But sadly, that's not the case.
- [coos] - Even you, Lily.
Sure you're hanging out with me now,
but someday you're gonna be into your own things,
and we'll have nothing in common,
unless...
- [laughs]
- That's it!
You don't have your own things yet.
You're like an unformed lump of clay!
But if I can mold you, then someone in this house
will finally like the things I like!
- Hey, Lincoln! What has two thumbs
and totally wants to hang out with his best friend?
This guy.
- Sorry, Clyde. I'm in the middle of something important.
I'm changing the baby.
- "Something important"?
But what's more important than hanging out with this guy?
Hmm.
- It's just you and me, Lily.
We're gonna have the best time together!
- [giggles]
- Lily?
- Here are all the things that make life worth living.
- Blankie!
- No, no, no. You don't like this.
You like this--
"Starship Groupers"!
My favorite underwater, intergalactic adventure.
Pew-pew-pew!
Check this out!
It's a 500-piece replica of the starship,
built by yours truly.
- [coos]
- Oh, you like it?
Here you go!
- [giggles]
Pew-pew! Pew-pew!
- That's right! Pew-pew-pew!
Uh, Lily?
You got to, you know, try to be careful!
- Mm. Pew-pew?
- That's okay. I wanted to get the 600-piece model anyway.
Coin collecting is an awesome hobby, Lily.
You collect coins from all around the world,
then spend hours of fun carefully organizing them
by country and denomination.
Who loves a zloty? Lily does!
- [coos]
Aah!
- Uh, Lily?
- [babbling]
- Thanks zloty.
This is my favorite sandwich, Lily--
peanut butter and sauerkraut.
You can't chew it yet, but...
[blender whirring]
You can drink it!
- Poo-poo!
[giggles]
- Cheers!
[both burp, laughing]
Okay, Lily.
This is my favorite crime fighter--Ace Savvy.
And this is an Ace Savvy mobile I made especially for you.
Now look into the mobile.
You will love Ace Savvy.
- [babbles]
- Yes! That's my girl!
I guess we should have done this
before the peanut butter and sauerkraut.
Whoo-hoo! Come on, Lily.
I can't wait to show you more of my favorite things!
- I don't get it. I've been watching Lincoln all day,
and I still don't see what Lily has that I don't.
Come on, guys, let's find out.
- Way to go, Lily!
- [giggles] - Hmm.
- [imitates engine whirring]
[giggles]
- Hmm.
- Put your arms up.
Let's see if we can find you a white wig.
Hurry up, Lily!
- Hmm.
[upbeat music]
♪
- Amazing! You really are the best!
- Blankie!
- You don't need this anymore, Lily!
- I still don't get what's so great about this baby,
but if that's what Lincoln wants...
Hey! I'm having a moment here!
[video game music playing on television]
- Um, what's going on?
- You guys never want to do the stuff I like,
so I taught Lily to do it.
Now I won't bother you. Everybody wins!
- KO! Player Lily wins!
- [giggling] - Well, not everybody.
"And Ace Savvy defeated the evil Card Countess.
The end."
- [snores lightly]
- Thanks for the best day ever.
I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship.
[Edvard Grieg's "Morning Mood"]
Rise and shine, Lily.
We've got a lot to do today.
Aah!
- Now batting, Number 2, Lily Loud!
- Huh?
Wah! Lynn, what are you doing?
- Dude, you're not the only one in this family
who doesn't have someone to do stuff with.
Lily's gonna be my sports buddy.
- Hey, this was my idea, and I want her back!
- You don't own her! She wants to hang with me.
- Introducing Luan Loud
and her amazing dummy, Lil Lil!
Say, Lily, who's your favorite singer? Lady...
- Gaga!
- What's your favorite Hawaiian platter?
- Poo-poo!
- Hey, that's no dummy. That's my cleanup hitter.
- No, she's mine.
- Give me that dummy!
[indistinct arguing]
all: Lily?
- Hee.
- This is Grandma Harriet.
And this is Abraham Lincoln.
- Lucy, what are you doing?
- I'm introducing Lily to my ghost friends.
- She already has a friend named Lincoln!
- Sigh.
- Black is not your color.
Orange is!
Dang it!
- Now, Dylan can only pick one girl
to spend the rest of his life with.
And it better be Marisol.
- [blows raspberry]
- Yeah, you're right.
Maybe he will be happier with Tiffany.
- Give her back, Lori!
- Why should you get her?
I've literally been waiting 17 years
for someone in this family who likes the things I like.
- Help!
Oh, thank goodness!
I got in here to show Lily my fashion magazine,
but now I can't get out of this baby prison!
[crying]
- Upsy-daisy. - There you go, Leni.
- Agoo.
- [laughing evilly]
- Poo-poo?
- [laughing evilly] - Hold it!
[record scratches] - Are you nuts?
- Come on, Lincoln, no one in this family
ever willingly lets me do experiments on them.
- Lisa, she's a baby!
- I was going to give her a sucker afterward.
- Look, everyone just stay away from Lily.
She's my little Lincoln!
all: Uh...
- What?
Dang it!
[rock music]
- [giggles]
- Stage dive!
Whoo!
all: Where's Lily?
- More tea, Lady Lilington?
- She doesn't want to have a dumb tea party.
She wants to play with Izzy!
- No, she doesn't! - Yes, she does!
- Dudes, give her back!
We were in the middle of a jam sesh!
- She was my specimen!
- We were talking to Great-Grandma Harriet.
- We were playing ball!
- We were getting ready to take our show on the road!
- We were gonna look at my magazines!
- We were watching Dylan's date!
- BT-dubs, Lori,
Great-Grandma Harriet knows you regifted her brooch,
and she is not happy about it.
both: Give us back Lily!
[indistinct arguing]
- [giggles]
all: Where do you think you're going?
- I'll take that.
- Oh, no, you don't!
- Whoops. Sorry, Linc.
- [gasps]
- Sorry, dummy! [laughs]
- Ha! Na-na-na, na-na-na!
Lily's invisible!
- Boo. - [screams]
- Boo. - Aah!
- [giggling]
[upbeat music]
♪
[slow-motion music]
[slow-motion laughter]
[giggles] - Dang it.
[indistinct arguing]
- [whistles]
Look, we all want Lily to be our mini-me, right?
Well, there's only one way to settle this.
We'll let Lily choose.
Now, whoever Lily crawls to is the one she wants to be with.
Agreed?
Come on, it's Ace Savvy!
- Wooden you like to be my friend?
- Low and inside!
- Izzy!
- Look at the magazine!
- Marisol?
- Extra sugar!
- Walk this way!
- Abe Lincoln.
- I have more suckers!
[voices overlapping]
- Lincoln!
You want to hang out with babies?
Then let's hang.
[all gasp]
- Hey, look! Lily's coming to me!
- Nuh-uh! To me!
- To me! - To me!
all: She chose Clyde?
- I have something to say to you, little Miss Friend-Stealer.
You are...
absolutely adorable!
No wonder Lincoln wants to hang with you.
- Clyde, why are you wearing a diaper?
- You replaced me with Lily,
so I thought this was the only way to win you back.
- I'd never replace you. You're my best friend.
- Blankie!
- Her blankie, of course!
Now I get it, you guys.
We can't mold Lily!
No matter what we do,
she's always gonna want the things she wants.
Besides, I forgot I already have someone
who likes everything I like.
What do you say, Clyde? Want to hang?
- Sorry, Lincoln.
Lily and I have plans.
Hey, Lily, what has four thumbs and loves milk?
These guys! - [babbles]
- Bobby, does your Mom still have that brooch I gave her?
- ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪
♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪
♪ In the Loud house - ♪ Loud house
- ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪
♪ That's the way we show our love in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house
♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪
♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪
♪ Stand in line to take a pee
♪ Never any privacy
♪ Chaos with 11 kids
♪ That's the way it always is ♪
♪ In the Loud house