- ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles
♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪
♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪
- ♪ In the Loud house
♪ In the Loud house
- ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪
♪ Is how we show our love
- ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ One boy and ten girls
♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪
- ♪ Loud, Loud, Loud
♪ Loud house
- Poo-poo.
♪
- Watch in awe as the Amazing Lincoln
displays his unbelievable yo-yo skills.
I shall now walk the dog.
Not you, Charles. I meant the yo-yo.
- I shall now go around the world.
Sorry, still talking about the yo-yo.
- The Amazing Lincoln will now take a brief intermission.
Yikes.
I better go tell Lisa.
- You've completely destroyed my life's work!
I despise you, and you no longer exist to me!
- Yeah, I'm not telling Lisa.
- Oh, come on, Charles, when did you get a conscience?
I've seen you poop on the couch.
Besides, if I just walk away,
what's the worst thing that could happen?
I'll just remove the evidence, and they'll be none the wiser.
- I don't understand what went wrong.
Science is a fickle mistress.
- Hi, Lori.
Have we always had a window in our closet?
- It's not a window.
Lisa's experiment blew a hole in the wall.
What's this?
"To my bodacious babe"?
Leni, why is this picture of Bobby hidden
on your side of the closet?
- Oh, there it is.
That was a surprise present from Bobby
for your 88-day-a-versary.
He asked me to hide it for him, but I forgot where I put it.
- That anniversary was eight days ago.
And Bobby gave me socks.
I can't believe this.
You're literally seeing Bobby behind my back!
You are no longer my sister!
- Everything okay after that unexpected and totally random
explosion that I know nothing about?
- Argh!
- What happened?
- A shelf fell on your head.
- Of course.
Everyone knows that an object falling at a velocity
of 9.8 meters per second squared
will result in a temporary loss of consciousness.
- I knew that.
The question is, how did you?
- Hey, I saw this in a movie once.
I bet getting hit on the head altered Leni's brain
and made her smart.
- Lincoln, you seem unable to distinguish between
scientific fact and preposterous Hollywood schlock.
- I don't get it.
- See?
Same old Leni--
can't even understand simple English.
- No, I don't get why you multiplied
your Z-polynomials before solving your non-negative
integer exponents.
- Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm off to disprove Newtonian physics.
Bye-bye!
- My world no longer makes sense.
- Don't you have a couch to poop on?
Charles, that was a rhetorical question.
- What are you so upset about?
- I just got kicked off all my sports teams
because I'm failing school!
- How could you fail? Doesn't Lisa tutor you?
- She used to, until she dropped out and got a job
as a gas station attendant at Flip's Food N' Fuel.
- She what?
- Ugh!
Without sports, my life is meaningless!
- I present to you your new Miss Cute, and--
Ow, my nose!
I am a hideous monster.
- It's not that bad, Lola.
- My pageant career is over!
Oh, my teeth!
- Fine. I'll fix it.
Lisa, why are you doing this?
- Flip's the only guy who'll hire
four-year-olds with no experience.
- No, I mean, why are you doing any of this?
Come home. Lynn needs you.
- Why don't you get Miss Smarty-Pants to help her?
Speak of the devil...
Regular or unleaded? - Oh, I don't need gas.
I just won the Nobel Prize for inventing a car
that runs on apple juice.
- Of course you did.
- Fill her up, please.
- And then we'll all get in Leni's juice-mobile,
go home, and forget all this nonsense.
- Can't, I'm off to Harvard. Au revoir!
Adios! Auf Wiedersehen. And aloha.
- Aha! Aloha means "hello."
- It also means "good-bye."
- Dang it, I used to know that.
- Hey, Chatty Cathy, back to work!
- Hello? Charles?
- - She's what?
- - All right, I'm on my way.
- Look who it is-- Miss Soon-to-Heal.
What do you want?
I mean, you're looking better.
- Oh, nice try, Lincoln, But I am out of here.
I can't stay where I'm constantly reminded
of my former self--
my beautiful, beautiful self.
- But--but--
I'll send for this.
- Lola, wait!
Oof!
- Careful, Lincoln, you get could seriously injured.
- Lana, what are you doing in there?
- I saw what happened to Lola.
Life is a fragile thing.
I don't want to take any risks.
- But you're the queen of risks.
- Was the queen of risks.
From now on, I'll stay in here where it's safe.
You know what I'm talking about, huh, Geo?
- Lana, you can't be serious.
Lana?
- ♪ Things have gotten drastic ♪
♪ Now my sister lives in plastic ♪
♪ Where did it all go wrong?
- Luna? - Check it, bro.
I uploaded a song I wrote about our family
going down the highway to-- hello!
I just got 50 more hits!
- Mick Swagger?
- Your singing is amazing. You got to join my tour!
- Luna is in!
- Don't you leave too! The family's falling apart!
- Sorry, dude!
- Clyde, this is Lincoln. Come in.
I've got a code blue!
- Code blue?
You did something wrong and lied about it
and now everything is all messed up?
- Affirmative. Can you come over?
- Negative. I've got a code green.
- You showed up to school in your underwear?
- No, that's code orange.
Hang on.
- Sweet mother of--
What are you doing with Lori?
- I've been trying to tell you.
Lori broke up with Bobby, and I'm the rebound guy!
- Happy eight-minute-a-versary, shnookie boo-boo sugar bear.
- Bleh! What is happening to my family?
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there? - This is not a joke, Lincoln.
Do you know what's going on in the world?
Here, take Mr. Coconuts.
He just reminds me of all the trees being cut down
in the rainforest.
- Wait, Luan-- what brought this on?
- Well, ever since Luna left,
I've had no one to try my jokes out on,
so I've been watching a lot of cable news.
And what I've seen is horrific.
So I've decided to become...
an activist!
- Don't be ridiculous.
You're a comedian.
See? Funny, right?
What the heck was that?
- They're just Lana's pets. I liberated them.
And now I'm off to heal this ticking time bomb we call Earth.
- Wait, Luan. You can't be serious.
Argh!
Get back here, Izzy!
Izzy, come to Uncle Lincoln!
- And now for tonight's
Former rising star Luna Loud
was kicked off the Mick Swagger tour
for destroying a hotel room.
- All I wanted
was a bleeding pillow mint!
- Luna?
- In a "related" story,
former comedian turned activist Luan Loud
has chained herself to a giant redwood.
- Hey, hey, ho, ho!
Keep your hands off! Let it grow!
- Luan?
- I'm being told we have breaking news.
- Please don't be one of my sisters.
- Tucker, I'm here at Flip's Food N' Fuel,
where two unknown bandits have just made off
with a carload of beef jerky and a cotton candy machine.
- They're not unknown; they're my sisters.
Their betrayal hurts more than this brain freeze.
- I'm getting word that the bandits
are currently leading police on a slow-speed chase.
- Where did it all go wrong?
where did it all go wrong for these girls?
And why is a four-year-old working at a gas station?
- Interview over!
Wait--don't forget to come down to Flip's Food N' Fuel,
home of the Flippee!
Now the interview's over.
- I was watching that.
- Argh!
Lucy, at least you're still normal.
- Argh! Not normal!
- I was bitten by Lana's liberated vampire bat.
Greatest day ever.
- Nine sisters lost, but there's still one I can save.
Lily?
- Lily!
Oh, no! Lisa's chemicals!
What have I done?
- Mmm. Yum, yum.
♪
- Don't eat me, Lily!
So that's the worst thing that could happen.
- I totally agree. I'm going to tell Lisa.
- Tell Lisa what?
- I was playing with my yo-yo, and it got out of control
and wrecked your experiment, and I'm really, really sorry!
Go ahead and disown me, 'cause I deserve it!
I'm confused. You're not mad?
- Mad? I'm ecstatic!
You proved my hypothesis.
Your recklessness was the one variable
my rigidly controlled experiment sorely needed.
- I'm still confused.
- I'm saying thank you for being a clumsy doofus.
And thanks for admitting what you did.
- I didn't have a choice.
I didn't want you to work at a gas station,
or Lynn and Lola to turn to a life of crime,
or Lana to live in a bubble, or--or--or--
- Fascinating.
Exposure to my chemicals seems to have damaged
his cerebral cortex.
Boy, am I glad that nightmare's over.
♪
- Okay, class, we're at the halfway point
of our energy reduction project.
Let's see how you're doing.
Great. Very good.
Ooh, very impressive, Clyde!
- Thanks, Mrs. Johnson.
Our house is solar powered, so we don't burn
any fossil fuels.
- Wonderful.
You're all doing a great job
of reducing your eco-footprint at home.
And if you keep this up,
we'll definitely win the Save a Polar Bear Challenge
and get this adorable little guy named after us.
Aww...
- Oh, Lincoln, I see you haven't made any progress.
What does this say?
"Have a heart, do your part."
Do you not care about polar bears?
- No, I don't!
I don't hate polar bears. They're awesome!
- What's that? You hate polar bears?
You're a polar bear hater?
- No, I love them--they're cool.
- If you make us lose, Lincoln, you'll be an outcast!
- You might as well throw your social life out the window.
- How am I supposed to reduce our energy use?
I've got ten sisters!
- I know, we'll just swoop in from the left
and annihilate them.
- What? Annihilate my sisters?
- Huh? No.
I was talking about our strategy
for the "Swords and Cyborgs" online tournament tomorrow.
Preparation is key to victory.
- Oh, yeah. Don't worry, I'll be ready.
But right now, I've got bigger things to deal with.
if I don't get my eco-meter in the green,
I'll be a social outcast.
- I'll still hang out with you--
in secret, of course,
after dark.
Speaking of which, the sun's going down.
I better get home before the lights go out.
- Maybe there's something wrong with my eco-meter.
Or not. What can I do?
In a family this big,
our eco-footprint is a size 18 triple wide.
We use a lot of electricity...
- Bobby, you look so good on all of my devices.
- Fossil fuels...
Water...
- Aerosols...
- Non-biodegradables...
And did I mention electricity?
We've got to reduce our eco-footprint.
Hopefully I can get my sisters on board.
- Or not. Time to pull out the big guns.
And if we don't all do our part,
this adorable little guy won't survive.
- But what can we do?
- I'm glad you asked.
You don't need all these devices.
- Yes, I do.
Bobby and I like to admire each other from multiple angles.
- Hey, Lincoln. "Hola" from France.
- Who is that girl, and why is she smiling at you?
- Babe, that's the "Mona Lisa."
- Instead of using all of these,
why don't you write Bobby a letter?
- Why don't I rip your little--
- Polar bear. - Aww...
Okay, I'll write him a letter.
And maybe I'll send one to that little flirt Mona too.
- But how will I keep my reptiles warm?
They're cold-blooded, you know.
- But you're not.
- Instead of powering your lab with megawatts of electricity,
why not use a renewable resource?
- Lincoln, this is genius.
- Fresh energy coming at you.
This one's got to be good for at least 75 watts.
- Leni, instead of taking multiple showers a day,
how about using this refreshing moist towelette?
- And clog my pores? No way!
Aww... okay.
Do you mind? I'm showering.
- Luan, instead of wasting all that energy
making more pies,
why not get some comedy out of your leftover banana peels?
- That old gag? I don't think so.
- Whoa!
- Actually, I'm starting to see the a-peel!
- We're getting there.
♪
Almost there.
We did it!
- See what we can accomplish when we all do our part?
All we have to do is keep the house in the green
till the end of the week,
and that polar bear will be safe--
and so will my social life.
- Say it proud. We're green and Loud!
Say it proud-- we're green and Loud!
- Lincoln! Come in, Lincoln!
- Clyde, I'm not supposed to be talking on this right now.
We're reducing our eco-footprint.
- But it's tournament time.
"Swords and Cyborgs"!
- Oh, right. Just let me go get my laptop.
Yes, we care! We'll save that bear!
- What am I saying? I can't use my laptop.
We've finally gone green in the house,
and I can't mess it up.
- Well, there's always next year.
- No, no, no. I'll make it work.
One laptop won't make that big of a difference.
♪
Whoops!
I got to get us back in the green.
- Hey, what the--
- Remember this guy? - Yes, we saved him.
- Well, he's got siblings too.
Do you hate siblings? Are you sibling haters?
- Well, I'm starting to.
- Hey, guys, our neighborhood's on TV!
- Hey, Lincoln. - Argh!
Clyde, what are you doing here?
- The sun went behind a cloud.
My solar house lost power.
Is it okay if I play here?
- I just got us back into the green.
- Sorry, Lincoln, I didn't mean to cause a problem.
- No, no, Clyde. Not a problem.
I'll just go make an adjustment.
If it's yellow, let it mellow!
- Um, what if it's not?
- If it's brown, keep it around.
- Ew!
Aww...
- Hey, guys, think we could turn off the AC?
- But we're trying to stay cool.
- You know who else wants to stay cool?
This guy.
- Aww...
- Look, I'm your number one fan!
- Good one, honey.
Well, I'm off.
- Hey, Dad, instead of taking the car,
why not enjoy a little fresh air?
- I'm picking up your mom from the airport.
- Then you'll need this.
What are you guys doing here?
- Can't play "Sword and Cyborgs" at our houses.
We're in the green zone.
- Well, so am I--
or I was.
- Well, if it's a problem, we can go.
- No, no, no. I'll make an adjustment.
- Ahh.
- Sweet! Snacks!
Let's put them by the air conditioner
we found outside.
But if it's not cool, Lincoln, I mean, just say the word.
- No, no. Adjustment.
♪
Can't run the washer if there's nothing to wash.
♪
What else is there?
- We are in the green. Let's do this!
- Whew, what stinks?
- Game over, Lincoln!
- It's not what it looks like!
- We're up there making all these sacrifices,
and you're down here playing some stupid computer game?
- Okay, so maybe it is what it looks like.
- If you don't want to give anything up, why should we?
- But--but-- polar bear?
- Aww--wait a minute.
You can't use that on us anymore.
- Come on, girls. Let's go get our stuff back.
- And a refill.
- Well, I guess you're going back into the red.
- Which means you're gonna lose the polar bear challenge
for our class.
- Which means we can't be seen with you.
- Which means your social life is out the window.
- Guys, wait! Come back!
I can make adjustments.
I blew it. - Don't worry, Lincoln.
I'll still hang out with you-- in secret, of course.
- It's not about that, Clyde.
I don't care if the class hates me.
What I should have cared about all along is--
this guy.
- Aww...
- Exactly. Our class has done their part.
My sisters have done theirs.
Now it's time for me to do mine.
- Oh, Bobby.
You got me a present? I can't wait to see it.
- Lincoln, pedal faster!
I'm downloading a pic from Bobby.
- Amazing work, class.
We won the polar bear challenge!
And I took the liberty of naming him...
Mrs. Johnson!
Mrs. Johnson?
- Let's all give Lincoln a round of applause
for stepping up his green game and doing his part.
- Well, I saved the polar bear, and I'm not an outcast.
Although, technically speaking,
my social life is out the window.
Do you mind? I'm showering!
- ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪
♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪
♪ In the Loud house - ♪ Loud house
- ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪
♪ That's the way we show our love in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house
♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪
♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪
♪ Stand in line to take a pee
♪ Never any privacy
♪ Chaos with 11 kids
♪ That's the way it always is ♪
♪ In the Loud house