1 00:00:02,899 --> 00:00:04,176 - ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 2 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:05,936 ♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪ 3 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:07,455 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 4 00:00:07,559 --> 00:00:08,836 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles 5 00:00:08,939 --> 00:00:10,769 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 6 00:00:10,872 --> 00:00:14,186 ♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪ 7 00:00:14,290 --> 00:00:15,256 - ♪ In the Loud house 8 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:16,706 ♪ In the Loud house 9 00:00:16,809 --> 00:00:17,845 - ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪ 10 00:00:17,948 --> 00:00:19,605 ♪ Is how we show our love 11 00:00:19,709 --> 00:00:21,642 - ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪ 12 00:00:21,745 --> 00:00:23,126 - ♪ One boy and ten girls 13 00:00:23,230 --> 00:00:25,128 ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 14 00:00:25,232 --> 00:00:28,269 - ♪ Loud Loud Loud 15 00:00:28,373 --> 00:00:29,581 ♪ Loud house 16 00:00:29,684 --> 00:00:30,823 - Poo-poo. 17 00:00:35,483 --> 00:00:43,077 ♪♪ 18 00:00:43,181 --> 00:00:45,597 - ♪ Yeah! 19 00:00:45,700 --> 00:00:47,702 ♪ Take my advice and don't be a mooch ♪ 20 00:00:47,806 --> 00:00:51,051 ♪ Grab life by the lips and give it a smooch ♪ 21 00:00:51,154 --> 00:00:52,535 ♪ Whoo ♪ 22 00:00:52,638 --> 00:00:53,777 ♪ Give it a smooch 23 00:00:53,881 --> 00:00:57,022 - Clyde, Smooch is the coolest band ever. 24 00:00:57,126 --> 00:00:58,058 - Copy that. 25 00:00:58,161 --> 00:00:59,266 I'd totally give life a smooch 26 00:00:59,369 --> 00:01:02,372 if I wasn't saving my lips for Lori. 27 00:01:02,476 --> 00:01:05,099 - Clyde and I are going to see Smooch tonight, 28 00:01:05,203 --> 00:01:06,790 and not to make a big deal of it, 29 00:01:06,894 --> 00:01:09,310 but it's our first concert. 30 00:01:09,414 --> 00:01:13,142 Okay, Clyde, meet you at the ticket line in T-minus one hour. 31 00:01:13,245 --> 00:01:16,110 - Okay, that'll give me time to work on my dance moves. 32 00:01:16,214 --> 00:01:18,940 Oh! 33 00:01:19,044 --> 00:01:21,357 - Aah! 34 00:01:21,460 --> 00:01:23,083 - Simmer down and listen up. 35 00:01:23,186 --> 00:01:25,947 - We overheard your conversation and we're here to warn you. 36 00:01:26,051 --> 00:01:27,397 - Do not let Luna know 37 00:01:27,501 --> 00:01:28,985 that you're going to your first concert. 38 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,298 She'll insist on going with you. 39 00:01:31,401 --> 00:01:32,713 - What? Why? 40 00:01:32,816 --> 00:01:34,128 - I don't know, 'cause she's nuts? 41 00:01:34,232 --> 00:01:36,441 But she's done it to all of us. 42 00:01:36,544 --> 00:01:38,132 - Yeah, and when she goes, 43 00:01:38,236 --> 00:01:42,171 she gets way too excited and literally ruins everything. 44 00:01:42,274 --> 00:01:44,863 There was my first Boyz Will Be Boyz concert. 45 00:01:44,966 --> 00:01:47,383 - ♪ Ooh, girl, if I could 46 00:01:47,486 --> 00:01:49,178 ♪ Ooh, girl, give you the 47 00:01:51,490 --> 00:01:54,355 I love you! 48 00:01:54,459 --> 00:01:56,219 - Come on, people. 49 00:01:56,323 --> 00:01:59,602 Where's your energy? 50 00:02:02,329 --> 00:02:03,537 - ♪ Ooh, girl 51 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:06,712 - And our first Blarney the Dinosaur concert. 52 00:02:06,816 --> 00:02:08,576 - ♪ Moo goes the cow 53 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:09,991 ♪ Oink goes the pig 54 00:02:10,095 --> 00:02:13,063 ♪ Watch me do me Irish jig 55 00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:16,412 - Come on, guys. Crowd surf! 56 00:02:18,793 --> 00:02:20,657 - And my first opera. 57 00:02:26,422 --> 00:02:27,561 - Check it, Lis! 58 00:02:27,664 --> 00:02:29,597 Stage dive! 59 00:02:31,875 --> 00:02:33,291 - Oh, man. 60 00:02:33,394 --> 00:02:34,844 I can't let Luna find out about Smooch. 61 00:02:34,947 --> 00:02:36,156 - Don't worry. 62 00:02:36,259 --> 00:02:38,158 We can get you out without her knowing. 63 00:02:38,261 --> 00:02:41,057 - Guys, I am not getting in one of Lucy's coffins again. 64 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,335 - That won't be necessary. 65 00:02:46,545 --> 00:02:50,377 Please keep your arms and legs inside at all times. 66 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:52,931 - Aah! 67 00:02:53,034 --> 00:02:54,346 It's all taken care of. 68 00:02:54,450 --> 00:02:56,728 Luna will never know about the concert. 69 00:02:56,831 --> 00:02:57,798 - Yo, bro. 70 00:02:57,901 --> 00:03:00,801 I saved you a spot in line! 71 00:03:02,147 --> 00:03:03,873 - Luna, how did you know about the concert? 72 00:03:03,976 --> 00:03:05,150 - You kidding me? 73 00:03:05,254 --> 00:03:07,980 When it comes to music, I know all. 74 00:03:08,084 --> 00:03:09,327 Are you ready for me to show you 75 00:03:09,430 --> 00:03:12,192 how to have the greatest first concert ever? 76 00:03:12,295 --> 00:03:13,814 - Well, I uh... 77 00:03:13,917 --> 00:03:15,402 - Awesome! 78 00:03:15,505 --> 00:03:18,784 First up, something has to be done about your duds. 79 00:03:20,579 --> 00:03:22,719 Your threads, man. 80 00:03:22,823 --> 00:03:24,859 Wow, your clothes, dude. 81 00:03:24,963 --> 00:03:26,344 - I think we're fine. 82 00:03:29,657 --> 00:03:31,383 - So much better. 83 00:03:31,487 --> 00:03:33,834 - There's no zipper. What if I need to pee? 84 00:03:33,937 --> 00:03:35,801 - You'll be having too much fun to pee. 85 00:03:35,905 --> 00:03:38,839 Now let's see your rock pose. 86 00:03:40,530 --> 00:03:41,980 Uh, what's that? 87 00:03:42,083 --> 00:03:45,501 - My rock pose. I'm igneous. 88 00:03:45,604 --> 00:03:46,916 - No, dudes. 89 00:03:47,019 --> 00:03:50,747 I mean throw up the goats... like this. 90 00:03:50,851 --> 00:03:52,542 Yeah! 91 00:03:52,646 --> 00:03:54,199 You try. 92 00:03:54,303 --> 00:03:55,683 Yeah, uh... 93 00:03:55,787 --> 00:03:56,995 - We'll work on it later. 94 00:03:57,098 --> 00:03:58,686 Now let's see your dance moves. 95 00:03:58,790 --> 00:03:59,963 - I can't dance. 96 00:04:00,067 --> 00:04:03,035 - What? Everybody can dance, man. 97 00:04:03,139 --> 00:04:07,902 You just have to feel the music and move yo booty! 98 00:04:08,006 --> 00:04:10,491 - Whoa! Ugh! 99 00:04:14,668 --> 00:04:15,876 - Raspberry or yellow? 100 00:04:15,979 --> 00:04:17,291 - That's it, Lincoln. 101 00:04:17,395 --> 00:04:19,604 Come on, everybody! 102 00:04:19,707 --> 00:04:21,399 Pre-show sing-along. 103 00:04:21,502 --> 00:04:23,090 Sing it with me! 104 00:04:23,193 --> 00:04:25,299 ♪ Take my advice and don't be a mooch ♪ 105 00:04:25,403 --> 00:04:28,060 ♪ Grab life by the lips and give it a smooch ♪ 106 00:04:28,164 --> 00:04:32,513 Speaking of smooch, just your type. 107 00:04:32,617 --> 00:04:34,274 Get over here, bro. 108 00:04:34,377 --> 00:04:37,380 There's nothing like falling in love at your first concert. 109 00:04:37,484 --> 00:04:39,969 Oooh! 110 00:04:43,006 --> 00:04:44,629 - That's it. We're done here. 111 00:04:44,732 --> 00:04:46,355 - Dude, 112 00:04:46,458 --> 00:04:47,908 I'm just trying to make your first concert unforgettable. 113 00:04:48,011 --> 00:04:49,565 - All you're doing is embarrassing me. 114 00:04:49,668 --> 00:04:51,670 Our sisters warned me about you. 115 00:04:51,774 --> 00:04:53,085 - What are you talking about? 116 00:04:53,189 --> 00:04:54,777 - They said you ruined all their first concerts 117 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:56,917 just like you're ruining mine now. 118 00:04:57,020 --> 00:04:59,333 - Ouch. Message received. 119 00:04:59,437 --> 00:05:03,164 If that's the way you feel, good night, Royal Woods Mall. 120 00:05:03,268 --> 00:05:06,202 Luna Loud has left the building. 121 00:05:07,652 --> 00:05:10,517 - Did I go too far? Clyde? 122 00:05:10,620 --> 00:05:11,966 Clyde, what are you doing? 123 00:05:12,070 --> 00:05:14,797 - My rock pose. I don't like confrontations. 124 00:05:14,900 --> 00:05:16,937 - Clyde, line's moving. 125 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:18,628 - Hey, no cuts, kid. 126 00:05:18,732 --> 00:05:19,974 - Back of the line, line-cutter. 127 00:05:20,078 --> 00:05:22,563 - But that was our spot. 128 00:05:22,667 --> 00:05:24,220 Come on. 129 00:05:30,053 --> 00:05:30,951 We made it! 130 00:05:31,054 --> 00:05:32,159 - Sorry, boys. 131 00:05:32,262 --> 00:05:36,439 Smooch is officially sold out. 132 00:05:36,543 --> 00:05:38,199 No! 133 00:05:38,303 --> 00:05:40,719 - I can't believe we didn't get Smooch tickets. 134 00:05:40,823 --> 00:05:42,169 - Psst, hey, kid. 135 00:05:42,272 --> 00:05:44,585 Did I hear you say you needed Smooch tickets? 136 00:05:44,689 --> 00:05:46,449 - Yes! Two, please. 137 00:05:48,831 --> 00:05:50,384 We're in! - Yes! 138 00:05:51,523 --> 00:05:52,593 - You're in, all right. 139 00:05:52,697 --> 00:05:53,905 Incarcerated. 140 00:05:54,008 --> 00:05:55,147 - Are those good seats? 141 00:05:55,251 --> 00:05:57,011 - Buying scalped tickets is illegal. 142 00:05:57,115 --> 00:05:59,738 Let's go, hooligans. 143 00:05:59,842 --> 00:06:02,672 - Well, might as well practice my dancing. 144 00:06:02,776 --> 00:06:04,294 - Oh, give it up, kid. 145 00:06:04,398 --> 00:06:07,436 My hip can pop and lock better than you. 146 00:06:07,539 --> 00:06:09,092 - Pipe down, Scoots, 147 00:06:09,196 --> 00:06:12,337 or I'll add disorderly conduct to your speeding charge. 148 00:06:12,441 --> 00:06:13,821 - I still can't dance, Lincoln. 149 00:06:13,925 --> 00:06:15,133 - What does it matter? 150 00:06:15,236 --> 00:06:17,446 We're not going to the concert anyway. 151 00:06:17,549 --> 00:06:18,585 - Yo, little Loud. 152 00:06:18,688 --> 00:06:19,827 What are you doing here? 153 00:06:19,931 --> 00:06:21,726 - Bobby? What are you doing here? 154 00:06:21,829 --> 00:06:22,934 - This is my new job. 155 00:06:23,037 --> 00:06:24,384 Lori loves a man in uniform, 156 00:06:24,487 --> 00:06:27,145 plus I'm learning a ton about police work. 157 00:06:27,248 --> 00:06:28,560 Here are those chicken samples you wanted 158 00:06:28,664 --> 00:06:29,906 from the food court, Captain. 159 00:06:30,010 --> 00:06:31,874 - Great work, Santiago. 160 00:06:31,977 --> 00:06:34,290 Now go do a stakeout at Wok of Art. 161 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,948 I think they're giving out egg rolls. 162 00:06:37,051 --> 00:06:37,949 - Right away, boss. 163 00:06:41,884 --> 00:06:43,368 Boys, your mom's here. 164 00:06:43,472 --> 00:06:44,438 What? 165 00:06:44,542 --> 00:06:47,441 - Oh, my babies! 166 00:06:47,545 --> 00:06:49,616 - Luna? I mean, Mom? 167 00:06:49,719 --> 00:06:52,688 - You're lucky I answered the phone when the fuzz called, bro. 168 00:06:52,791 --> 00:06:55,311 Officer, I'll take it from here. 169 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,762 - Yes, ma'am. Right away, ma'am. 170 00:06:57,865 --> 00:06:59,073 - Your steaks, Captain. 171 00:06:59,177 --> 00:07:00,109 - What the heck are you talking about? 172 00:07:00,212 --> 00:07:02,318 Where are my egg rolls, son? 173 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:05,528 - You said to do a "steak" out, so--hey, Luna. 174 00:07:05,632 --> 00:07:07,185 - You know their mother? 175 00:07:07,288 --> 00:07:08,428 - That's not their mother. That's his sister. 176 00:07:08,531 --> 00:07:09,739 Nice wig, by the way. 177 00:07:09,843 --> 00:07:11,396 - Wig? - 178 00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:12,501 - Oh, snap. 179 00:07:13,605 --> 00:07:14,606 - Sorry, bro. 180 00:07:14,710 --> 00:07:17,126 I fought the law and the law won. 181 00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:18,852 - I can't believe you came back for us. 182 00:07:18,955 --> 00:07:20,819 - I've been thinking about what you said, 183 00:07:20,923 --> 00:07:22,372 and you and the girls are right. 184 00:07:22,476 --> 00:07:25,134 I do get a little crazy when it comes to first concerts. 185 00:07:25,237 --> 00:07:27,101 - Why are they so important to you? 186 00:07:27,205 --> 00:07:30,277 - 'Cause my first rock show changed my life. 187 00:07:30,380 --> 00:07:34,661 It was Mick Swagger, summer of 7th grade. 188 00:07:34,764 --> 00:07:36,007 The Gimme Swelter Tour. 189 00:07:36,110 --> 00:07:37,560 Up until that muggy June night, 190 00:07:37,664 --> 00:07:39,700 I didn't know who I wanted to be, 191 00:07:39,804 --> 00:07:42,323 but the moment Mick and the boys took the stage, 192 00:07:42,427 --> 00:07:45,637 it all started to become clear. 193 00:07:45,741 --> 00:07:47,674 - ♪ It was a hot June night 194 00:07:47,777 --> 00:07:50,021 ♪ When she saw the light 195 00:07:50,124 --> 00:07:53,334 ♪ Up until then she didn't know what was right ♪ 196 00:07:53,438 --> 00:07:55,613 ♪ She showed up at the show 197 00:07:55,716 --> 00:07:57,338 ♪ All confused and alone 198 00:07:57,442 --> 00:08:01,998 ♪ She had no idea what was about to unfold ♪ 199 00:08:02,102 --> 00:08:03,897 ♪ Transformation 200 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,278 - It was like he was talking to me. 201 00:08:06,382 --> 00:08:09,592 - ♪ A citizen of the rock and roll nation ♪ 202 00:08:09,696 --> 00:08:11,732 ♪ Transformation 203 00:08:11,836 --> 00:08:13,527 ♪ Total mutation 204 00:08:13,631 --> 00:08:16,565 - It was in that moment I realized 205 00:08:16,668 --> 00:08:19,775 I was Luna Loud! 206 00:08:19,878 --> 00:08:21,777 Stage dive! 207 00:08:24,055 --> 00:08:25,884 ♪♪ 208 00:08:25,988 --> 00:08:28,162 - Wow, I had no idea. 209 00:08:28,266 --> 00:08:30,440 - I know it's only rock and roll, 210 00:08:30,544 --> 00:08:31,580 but I like it. 211 00:08:34,237 --> 00:08:37,793 I'm sorry, that was just such a beautiful story. 212 00:08:37,896 --> 00:08:39,001 You're right, kid. 213 00:08:39,104 --> 00:08:41,900 First concerts are unforgettable. 214 00:08:42,004 --> 00:08:44,109 And I can't let you miss yours. 215 00:08:44,213 --> 00:08:45,939 Here, here's your tickets back. 216 00:08:46,042 --> 00:08:48,769 Now get out of here. 217 00:08:48,873 --> 00:08:51,634 - Mall Cop Captain, couldn't you see it in your heart 218 00:08:51,738 --> 00:08:55,224 to let me spend my first concert with my sister? 219 00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:56,743 A third ticket would mean a lot. 220 00:08:56,846 --> 00:09:00,781 - Well, I just happen to have this other ticket 221 00:09:00,885 --> 00:09:02,024 here in my pocket, 222 00:09:02,127 --> 00:09:03,888 and since you did succeed earlier 223 00:09:03,991 --> 00:09:06,373 in pulling at my heartstrings, 224 00:09:06,476 --> 00:09:10,135 I would love for you to attend the show with your brother. 225 00:09:10,239 --> 00:09:12,068 Rock and roll! 226 00:09:12,172 --> 00:09:13,932 - You didn't have to do that, little brother. 227 00:09:14,036 --> 00:09:17,729 - I know, but it wouldn't be a first concert without Luna Loud. 228 00:09:17,833 --> 00:09:20,318 I'm sorry I said those things in the ticket line. 229 00:09:20,421 --> 00:09:22,147 - It's cool, little bro. 230 00:09:22,251 --> 00:09:25,530 And don't worry, I promise to be on my best behave. 231 00:09:25,634 --> 00:09:27,428 - Okay, okay, enough. 232 00:09:27,532 --> 00:09:29,983 Now get out of here, you crazy kids. 233 00:09:32,157 --> 00:09:34,435 Ah, for those about to rock-- 234 00:09:34,539 --> 00:09:36,679 - Adios, mall cop! 235 00:09:36,783 --> 00:09:39,648 - Bobby, we got a runner-- I mean a roller. 236 00:09:39,751 --> 00:09:40,821 Cut her off at the food court. 237 00:09:40,925 --> 00:09:42,616 - YOLO! 238 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:44,204 - Ah, come on. 239 00:09:44,307 --> 00:09:47,069 Bobby, you can't just let a perp-- 240 00:09:47,172 --> 00:09:48,898 ooh, is that popcorn shrimp? 241 00:09:49,002 --> 00:09:51,763 ♪♪ 242 00:09:51,867 --> 00:09:53,558 - I can't see a thing. 243 00:09:53,662 --> 00:09:56,526 Ugh, I thought my first concert was gonna be unforgettable. 244 00:09:56,630 --> 00:10:00,151 - It could be, but I don't want to interfere. 245 00:10:00,254 --> 00:10:02,360 - No, please, interfere. 246 00:10:02,463 --> 00:10:05,812 - Okay, first up, we got to get to the front. 247 00:10:05,915 --> 00:10:08,262 - Whoa, I can't cut in front of all these people. 248 00:10:08,366 --> 00:10:10,782 - That's why they invented crowd surfing. 249 00:10:10,886 --> 00:10:13,026 What? 250 00:10:13,129 --> 00:10:15,304 - Whoo! This is awesome! 251 00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:17,789 - Careful, guys. Cradle the neck. 252 00:10:17,893 --> 00:10:19,515 - Enjoy the ride, dudes? 253 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,517 - Whoa, how did you get up here so fast? 254 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:24,175 - I have my ways. Now come on. 255 00:10:24,278 --> 00:10:26,349 Pose it like you chose it. 256 00:10:26,453 --> 00:10:29,352 - ♪ Smoochy smoochy 257 00:10:29,456 --> 00:10:31,182 ♪ Whoo 258 00:10:31,285 --> 00:10:33,771 ♪ Whoa whoa 259 00:10:33,874 --> 00:10:35,289 ♪ Wet and sloppy 260 00:10:35,393 --> 00:10:36,912 - Boy, did my sisters have it wrong about Luna. 261 00:10:37,015 --> 00:10:38,638 She's not nuts at all. 262 00:10:38,741 --> 00:10:41,399 She's just really passionate about the things she loves. 263 00:10:41,502 --> 00:10:43,228 And in the words of my favorite band, 264 00:10:43,332 --> 00:10:44,367 sometimes you got to... 265 00:10:44,471 --> 00:10:46,784 ♪ Grab life by the lips 266 00:10:46,887 --> 00:10:49,649 ♪ And give it a smooch 267 00:10:49,752 --> 00:10:51,720 - That's my bro! 268 00:10:51,823 --> 00:10:55,309 - Thanks for making my first concert unforgettable, Luna! 269 00:10:55,413 --> 00:10:58,278 Rock and roll! 270 00:10:58,381 --> 00:10:59,589 - Hold on, hold on, hold on. 271 00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:00,970 This one ended real great and all, 272 00:11:01,074 --> 00:11:03,214 but I still can't dance, Lincoln. 273 00:11:03,317 --> 00:11:05,492 - Hold tight, Clyde. 274 00:11:05,595 --> 00:11:08,529 - ♪ Da da smoochity smooch 275 00:11:11,153 --> 00:11:13,120 I'm doing it! I'm doing it! 276 00:11:13,224 --> 00:11:15,329 - ♪ Give it a smooch 277 00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:25,408 ♪ 278 00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:35,453 - Money. 279 00:11:35,556 --> 00:11:37,835 In the Loud house, there just isn't a lot of it to go around. 280 00:11:41,631 --> 00:11:43,564 Ew! 281 00:11:45,014 --> 00:11:46,360 Grody! 282 00:11:46,464 --> 00:11:48,086 Which is why, when you happen to find some, 283 00:11:48,190 --> 00:11:50,882 even the smallest amount, 284 00:11:50,986 --> 00:11:52,919 you've got to keep it to yourself. 285 00:11:53,022 --> 00:11:55,024 Jackpot! Mwah! 286 00:11:55,128 --> 00:11:56,129 - We heard money. A dime. 287 00:11:56,232 --> 00:11:57,820 No, a quarter. 288 00:11:57,924 --> 00:11:59,857 - That's impossible. Money doesn't make a sound. 289 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:02,825 - Haven't you ever heard the expression "money talks"? 290 00:12:04,378 --> 00:12:06,967 - And that quarter is saying, "Hand me over, bro." 291 00:12:07,071 --> 00:12:08,279 - It's mine! 292 00:12:08,382 --> 00:12:10,350 - Guys, let's just split it 40/40. 293 00:12:10,453 --> 00:12:12,283 - No, none of you are getting it. 294 00:12:12,386 --> 00:12:14,250 I found it in the couch fair and square. 295 00:12:14,354 --> 00:12:15,493 - Wait a second. 296 00:12:15,596 --> 00:12:16,494 If there was one quarter down there, 297 00:12:16,597 --> 00:12:19,186 then maybe there's more. 298 00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:23,915 - What are they fighting over this time? 299 00:12:24,019 --> 00:12:25,503 A nickel under the ottoman? 300 00:12:25,606 --> 00:12:27,712 - Nope, a quarter down the sofa. 301 00:12:27,816 --> 00:12:30,646 - We better stop them before they start biting. 302 00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:32,648 - Ow! Lola! 303 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:33,683 - Too late. 304 00:12:35,168 --> 00:12:37,687 All right, everybody get upstairs and clean the attic! 305 00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:40,069 That's punishment for fighting over money. 306 00:12:43,314 --> 00:12:45,488 - That punishment makes no "cents." 307 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,250 - Upstairs. 308 00:12:48,353 --> 00:12:49,907 But that was a good one. 309 00:12:50,010 --> 00:12:53,255 And I want that whole attic sparkling. 310 00:12:53,358 --> 00:12:54,774 Even the back corner! 311 00:12:56,292 --> 00:12:59,295 - But the back corner was my secret dark place. 312 00:12:59,399 --> 00:13:02,643 - It's Lincoln's fault we're up here, so he can do it. 313 00:13:02,747 --> 00:13:05,129 - And watch out for that loose floorboard! 314 00:13:05,232 --> 00:13:06,751 - What loose floorboard? 315 00:13:09,478 --> 00:13:11,445 Stupid loose floorboard. 316 00:13:11,549 --> 00:13:13,378 Hey, what's this? 317 00:13:13,482 --> 00:13:16,726 "Dear future residents of 1216 Franklin Avenue, 318 00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:18,349 "my family always fought over money, 319 00:13:18,452 --> 00:13:20,109 "so I decided to leave my fortune for you 320 00:13:20,213 --> 00:13:21,593 "in the hope that you will share it. 321 00:13:21,697 --> 00:13:23,492 "For a clue on where the money is hidden, 322 00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:24,942 "reflect upon what I've said here. 323 00:13:25,045 --> 00:13:28,221 Signed, Mrs. Sharon DeMonet, the original owner." 324 00:13:29,947 --> 00:13:31,120 Hey, guys, check it out. 325 00:13:31,224 --> 00:13:33,122 I found this letter from the original owner! 326 00:13:33,226 --> 00:13:35,469 She said she's hidden money in the house. 327 00:13:35,573 --> 00:13:37,575 - Yeah, right, Lincoln. Quit stalling. 328 00:13:37,678 --> 00:13:39,957 You're not getting out of cleaning the attic. 329 00:13:40,060 --> 00:13:41,406 Yeah! 330 00:13:41,510 --> 00:13:42,960 - Fine, I'll just do it by myself, 331 00:13:43,063 --> 00:13:45,928 and when I do, it'll be all mine. 332 00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:51,209 Where'd everybody go? 333 00:13:52,590 --> 00:13:54,972 Lisa, what are you doing? 334 00:13:55,075 --> 00:13:58,182 - Um, just calibrating my dumb human detector. 335 00:14:00,115 --> 00:14:03,497 Calibrated. 336 00:14:03,601 --> 00:14:05,396 - Lucy, see anything? 337 00:14:05,499 --> 00:14:06,638 - Lynn, what are you doing? 338 00:14:06,742 --> 00:14:07,639 - Aah! 339 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,021 - Who, me? 340 00:14:10,125 --> 00:14:11,505 No, no, just putting laundry down the chute. 341 00:14:11,609 --> 00:14:13,576 - Laundry doesn't scream and go thud. 342 00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:15,268 - No, but nosey brothers do. 343 00:14:15,371 --> 00:14:17,477 - Okay, okay! 344 00:14:17,580 --> 00:14:19,997 - Sorry, Luce! - That's okay. 345 00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:22,792 I found a new secret dark place. 346 00:14:26,279 --> 00:14:27,936 - Looking for something, Lola? 347 00:14:28,039 --> 00:14:29,696 - Uh, no. 348 00:14:29,799 --> 00:14:34,528 I'm just practicing for the, uh, Lil Miss Chimney Sweep Pageant. 349 00:14:37,221 --> 00:14:38,291 - There's nothing up there. 350 00:14:38,394 --> 00:14:39,430 - There's got to be. 351 00:14:39,533 --> 00:14:42,260 Now keep looking! 352 00:14:42,364 --> 00:14:46,023 - Hand me the flashlight. 353 00:14:46,126 --> 00:14:47,265 - Quick, hide! 354 00:14:47,369 --> 00:14:49,371 - Okay. 355 00:14:50,993 --> 00:14:51,994 - What are you up to? 356 00:14:52,098 --> 00:14:54,341 - Just, um, practicing my drums. 357 00:14:58,207 --> 00:15:01,314 - Can someone answer the ringing in my head? 358 00:15:03,005 --> 00:15:05,387 - Gross! What is that? - Get off my pumps! 359 00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:07,768 - I'm gonna pump your face if you don't move faster. 360 00:15:07,872 --> 00:15:09,736 - Let's just get this over with. 361 00:15:09,839 --> 00:15:12,946 - Ugh, why didn't Mrs. DeMonet just tell us where the money is? 362 00:15:13,050 --> 00:15:15,052 - I don't know. Let's ask her. 363 00:15:16,881 --> 00:15:18,538 - Wait, that's just a leftover Halloween decoration. 364 00:15:18,641 --> 00:15:20,264 - Hey, what are you two doing? 365 00:15:20,367 --> 00:15:21,886 - Uh, we're just dusting. 366 00:15:21,990 --> 00:15:24,026 - Wait, I thought we were looking for the money. 367 00:15:24,130 --> 00:15:25,476 - I knew it! 368 00:15:25,579 --> 00:15:27,064 Okay, admit it, 369 00:15:27,167 --> 00:15:28,548 you're all looking for the money, aren't you? 370 00:15:28,651 --> 00:15:29,929 - Obviously. - Uh, duh! 371 00:15:30,032 --> 00:15:31,344 - Heck yes, we are! 372 00:15:31,447 --> 00:15:33,139 - Where'd you find your first clue, Sherlock? 373 00:15:33,242 --> 00:15:35,348 - You guys didn't even believe the money existed. 374 00:15:35,451 --> 00:15:36,556 I'm the one who should get it. 375 00:15:36,659 --> 00:15:37,660 - Forget that! 376 00:15:37,764 --> 00:15:39,490 I'm finding it for myself. 377 00:15:39,593 --> 00:15:41,457 - Not if I find it first. 378 00:15:41,561 --> 00:15:43,977 - Yeah, dream on. - It's mine. 379 00:15:49,569 --> 00:15:51,329 Obviously you haven't learned your lesson. 380 00:15:51,433 --> 00:15:53,573 Back to the attic. 381 00:15:59,510 --> 00:16:01,236 - The answer must be in here somewhere. 382 00:16:01,339 --> 00:16:02,547 I know it. 383 00:16:02,651 --> 00:16:04,273 "Reflect upon what I've said here." 384 00:16:04,377 --> 00:16:06,724 What could that mean? 385 00:16:09,554 --> 00:16:11,694 Reflect! Duh! 386 00:16:14,421 --> 00:16:17,597 I'm just going to be over here 387 00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:20,462 cleaning the, uh, the dirty thing. 388 00:16:22,567 --> 00:16:23,465 - What's that? 389 00:16:23,568 --> 00:16:24,569 - Ah! Nothing. 390 00:16:24,673 --> 00:16:27,331 - Lincoln found another letter. 391 00:16:27,434 --> 00:16:29,402 Read it! 392 00:16:29,505 --> 00:16:31,611 - Okay, okay, calm down. 393 00:16:31,714 --> 00:16:33,199 "Well done. You've found the next clue. 394 00:16:33,302 --> 00:16:35,615 "But beware, if you fight like my family did, 395 00:16:35,718 --> 00:16:37,962 you'll never get to the bottom of the matter." 396 00:16:38,066 --> 00:16:41,276 You guys, maybe we should listen to her and stop fighting. 397 00:16:41,379 --> 00:16:42,898 - Yeah, Lincoln's right. 398 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,658 As soon as we're done cleaning here, 399 00:16:44,762 --> 00:16:48,628 we should totally work together to find the money. 400 00:16:48,731 --> 00:16:50,664 - Hey! Lori's going after the money! 401 00:16:50,768 --> 00:16:54,082 - Wait! 402 00:16:58,983 --> 00:17:00,053 Guys, the letter. 403 00:17:00,157 --> 00:17:01,572 Remember what Sharon DeMonet said. 404 00:17:01,675 --> 00:17:02,849 - Forget Sharon DeMonet. 405 00:17:02,952 --> 00:17:05,300 It's every man for himself. 406 00:17:07,198 --> 00:17:09,200 - Yaaah! 407 00:17:09,304 --> 00:17:10,305 - Smell the money, boy. 408 00:17:10,408 --> 00:17:13,273 Now go find more! 409 00:17:13,377 --> 00:17:14,688 Hey! Spit it out, Charles! 410 00:17:14,792 --> 00:17:16,725 So help me, I will get that dollar back, 411 00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:19,521 even if I have to wait for it to come out the other end! 412 00:17:19,624 --> 00:17:22,627 - I summon you from the great beyond. 413 00:17:22,731 --> 00:17:25,423 Mrs. Sharon DeMonet, 414 00:17:25,527 --> 00:17:28,047 tell me where your fortune is. 415 00:17:28,150 --> 00:17:31,912 Speak to me, oh, spirit. 416 00:17:32,016 --> 00:17:32,844 Come on, lady. 417 00:17:32,948 --> 00:17:35,054 Just tell me where the dough is. 418 00:17:35,157 --> 00:17:36,331 - What did Sharon say? 419 00:17:36,434 --> 00:17:38,229 - Sharon said get out of our room! 420 00:17:42,544 --> 00:17:44,166 - Hey, look, I found the bread. 421 00:17:45,547 --> 00:17:46,444 And the cheddar. 422 00:17:46,548 --> 00:17:47,652 And the lettuce. 423 00:17:47,756 --> 00:17:48,964 And the clams. 424 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,069 Ew. 425 00:17:50,172 --> 00:17:51,622 No wonder someone threw this out. 426 00:17:51,725 --> 00:17:53,417 - Hey, what-- 427 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:55,695 - Stay out. This is our turf! 428 00:17:59,388 --> 00:18:01,149 - Hey, get back here! 429 00:18:01,252 --> 00:18:02,805 That's my dollar! 430 00:18:02,909 --> 00:18:05,601 - Have you found it? 431 00:18:05,705 --> 00:18:06,775 - Oh, no, you don't! 432 00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:08,501 Search your own room! 433 00:18:08,604 --> 00:18:11,228 - Duh, why didn't I think of that? 434 00:18:16,371 --> 00:18:17,751 Where are you? 435 00:18:17,855 --> 00:18:20,064 Back, back, you animals! 436 00:18:20,168 --> 00:18:22,239 - I found it! 437 00:18:22,342 --> 00:18:23,723 You found the money? 438 00:18:23,826 --> 00:18:26,346 - No, my missing floral pump. 439 00:18:26,450 --> 00:18:27,485 Aww. 440 00:18:27,589 --> 00:18:29,315 - The money's not up here. 441 00:18:29,418 --> 00:18:32,111 Maybe it's downstairs. 442 00:18:41,741 --> 00:18:43,225 - The dining room. 443 00:18:46,297 --> 00:18:47,781 - The living room! 444 00:18:50,646 --> 00:18:53,304 - Lily's room! 445 00:18:58,482 --> 00:19:01,209 - We've literally searched the whole house, and nothing. 446 00:19:01,312 --> 00:19:02,244 - Hello? 447 00:19:02,348 --> 00:19:04,522 My floral pump is not nothing. 448 00:19:04,626 --> 00:19:07,215 - Maybe we missed something in the letter. 449 00:19:13,255 --> 00:19:14,774 - You're the one who ripped it! - You did! 450 00:19:14,877 --> 00:19:16,534 - Dude, how are we gonna find the money now? 451 00:19:16,638 --> 00:19:17,708 - We're not. - Why? 452 00:19:17,811 --> 00:19:19,088 - What are you talking about? 453 00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:20,780 - 'Cause all we did was fight over it. 454 00:19:20,883 --> 00:19:24,128 And this is exactly what Sharon DeMonet warned us about. 455 00:19:26,717 --> 00:19:28,063 How about this? 456 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,892 From now on, any time we find money, 457 00:19:29,996 --> 00:19:32,205 whether it's a hidden fortune or even this quarter, 458 00:19:32,309 --> 00:19:33,758 we all share it equally. 459 00:19:35,726 --> 00:19:37,866 - Sounds good. - Yeah, I kind of like that. 460 00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:40,696 - I'll even share the dollar I got back from Charles. 461 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:41,766 - Let's not. 462 00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:43,112 - That thing is dirty money. 463 00:19:44,493 --> 00:19:46,633 - Aw, we're sorry, Lily. 464 00:19:46,737 --> 00:19:49,222 Did your noisy sisters and brother wake you? 465 00:19:49,326 --> 00:19:51,949 - Hey, what's that stuck to Lily's bottom? 466 00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:55,297 - It's a map. 467 00:19:55,401 --> 00:19:56,919 "If you're reading this, 468 00:19:57,023 --> 00:20:00,233 "it means you came together and got to the bottom of the matter. 469 00:20:00,337 --> 00:20:02,270 Congratulations! You're almost there." 470 00:20:03,788 --> 00:20:05,480 But wait, how could she have known the map 471 00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:08,137 would be on Lily's bottom? 472 00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:11,106 - Who cares? Let's find the money! 473 00:20:14,799 --> 00:20:16,249 - X marks the spot. 474 00:20:16,353 --> 00:20:19,183 - Ooh, I love solving for X. 475 00:20:19,287 --> 00:20:21,737 Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig! 476 00:20:21,841 --> 00:20:24,533 - I've got some experience digging holes. 477 00:20:24,637 --> 00:20:26,155 Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig! 478 00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:28,606 - Digging is fun for the "hole" family. 479 00:20:28,710 --> 00:20:31,230 Get it? 480 00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:33,301 Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig! 481 00:20:33,404 --> 00:20:35,544 - Okay, everyone, stand back. 482 00:20:35,648 --> 00:20:37,650 Luna! A little digging music? 483 00:20:37,753 --> 00:20:39,514 - You got it, sis. 484 00:20:46,935 --> 00:20:49,006 - It's locked. - I got this. 485 00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:57,117 - What? There's more to my head than just air, you know. 486 00:21:03,331 --> 00:21:06,541 - $500! 487 00:21:08,336 --> 00:21:10,752 - So if we share it equally, that means we each get, uh.... 488 00:21:10,855 --> 00:21:15,204 - $45.4545455 each. 489 00:21:16,654 --> 00:21:17,862 - Yay. Yay. Yay. - Yeah, woo-hoo! 490 00:21:17,966 --> 00:21:19,416 - One, two, three! 491 00:21:21,487 --> 00:21:24,248 - It was really nice of you to give up your work bonus. 492 00:21:24,352 --> 00:21:26,492 Are you ever gonna tell them that you're Sharon DeMonet? 493 00:21:26,595 --> 00:21:27,700 - Nah. 494 00:21:27,803 --> 00:21:29,529 - I have to admit, 495 00:21:29,633 --> 00:21:31,842 it's nice to see them sharing money and not fighting over it. 496 00:21:31,945 --> 00:21:35,121 - Yep. All part of Sharon's plan. 497 00:21:35,224 --> 00:21:37,882 - Was destroying the house part of Sharon's plan? 498 00:21:39,988 --> 00:21:41,748 - No, no, it was not. 499 00:21:41,852 --> 00:21:45,304 - Well, now she can Sharon DeCleanUp. 500 00:21:49,238 --> 00:21:50,619 - Money. 501 00:21:50,723 --> 00:21:51,724 There just isn't a lot of it in the Loud house. 502 00:21:51,827 --> 00:21:53,035 But when there is, 503 00:21:53,139 --> 00:21:54,278 it's good to know that from now on, 504 00:21:54,382 --> 00:21:55,797 the kids will share it. 505 00:21:55,900 --> 00:21:57,143 Ooh, a dime! 506 00:21:57,246 --> 00:21:59,387 I'll just, uh, keep this one to myself. 507 00:22:02,459 --> 00:22:03,908 - ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪ 508 00:22:04,012 --> 00:22:05,738 ♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪ 509 00:22:05,841 --> 00:22:08,637 ♪ In the Loud house - ♪ Loud house 510 00:22:08,741 --> 00:22:11,122 - ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪ 511 00:22:11,226 --> 00:22:15,161 ♪ That's the way we show our love in the Loud house ♪ 512 00:22:15,264 --> 00:22:16,542 - ♪ Loud house 513 00:22:16,645 --> 00:22:18,164 ♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪ 514 00:22:18,267 --> 00:22:19,303 ♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪ 515 00:22:19,407 --> 00:22:20,546 ♪ Stand in line to take a pee 516 00:22:20,649 --> 00:22:21,961 ♪ Never any privacy 517 00:22:22,064 --> 00:22:24,515 ♪ Chaos with 11 kids 518 00:22:24,619 --> 00:22:27,035 ♪ That's the way it always is ♪ 519 00:22:27,138 --> 00:22:28,416 ♪ In the Loud house