1 00:00:02,761 --> 00:00:04,038 - ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 2 00:00:04,142 --> 00:00:05,798 ♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪ 3 00:00:05,902 --> 00:00:07,283 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 4 00:00:07,386 --> 00:00:08,698 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles 5 00:00:08,801 --> 00:00:10,596 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 6 00:00:10,700 --> 00:00:14,048 ♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪ 7 00:00:14,152 --> 00:00:15,118 - ♪ In the Loud house 8 00:00:15,222 --> 00:00:16,568 ♪ In the Loud house 9 00:00:16,671 --> 00:00:17,707 - ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪ 10 00:00:17,810 --> 00:00:19,467 ♪ Is how we show our love 11 00:00:19,571 --> 00:00:21,504 - ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪ 12 00:00:21,607 --> 00:00:22,988 - ♪ One boy and ten girls 13 00:00:23,092 --> 00:00:24,990 ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 14 00:00:25,094 --> 00:00:28,131 - ♪ Loud Loud Loud 15 00:00:28,235 --> 00:00:29,753 ♪ Loud house 16 00:00:29,857 --> 00:00:30,789 - Poo-poo. 17 00:00:32,308 --> 00:00:35,207 [rock music] 18 00:00:35,311 --> 00:00:41,903 ♪ 19 00:00:42,007 --> 00:00:44,665 - Tonight is a historic night for me. 20 00:00:44,768 --> 00:00:46,322 I get to have a sleepover. 21 00:00:46,425 --> 00:00:48,151 [owl hoots] 22 00:00:48,255 --> 00:00:50,084 Now, I know what you're thinking, 23 00:00:50,188 --> 00:00:52,155 "Lincoln, what's the big deal?" 24 00:00:52,259 --> 00:00:54,709 Well, let me explain. You see, sleepovers 25 00:00:54,813 --> 00:00:57,402 in the Loud house have not always gone so well. 26 00:00:57,505 --> 00:01:02,096 [laughter, chattering] 27 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:03,201 [glass shatters] 28 00:01:03,304 --> 00:01:05,134 - Aah! Lynn Junior! 29 00:01:05,237 --> 00:01:06,859 [whirring] 30 00:01:06,963 --> 00:01:08,861 - Okay, we're done with the blow dry bar. 31 00:01:08,965 --> 00:01:12,072 Time to curl. [pop music] 32 00:01:12,175 --> 00:01:14,557 [music whines down] - Leni Loud! 33 00:01:14,660 --> 00:01:18,216 - Good night, baby boom! [shouting, chanting] 34 00:01:18,319 --> 00:01:19,941 - What the darn heck? 35 00:01:20,045 --> 00:01:23,221 - Hey, buddy, I don't see you on the list. 36 00:01:23,324 --> 00:01:25,533 - Luna Loud! 37 00:01:25,637 --> 00:01:26,879 - Thanks to my sisters, 38 00:01:26,983 --> 00:01:29,019 sleepovers were banned in the Loud house. 39 00:01:29,123 --> 00:01:32,678 So when I wanted to have one, it took some hard selling. 40 00:01:32,782 --> 00:01:35,785 Sleepover, why should I be able to have one? 41 00:01:35,888 --> 00:01:39,651 Because Lincoln Loud is all about the four R's. 42 00:01:39,754 --> 00:01:41,929 Responsible. 43 00:01:42,032 --> 00:01:44,242 [cat meows, hisses] Aah! 44 00:01:44,345 --> 00:01:46,106 Respectful. 45 00:01:49,902 --> 00:01:52,042 [cat meows, hisses] Aah! 46 00:01:52,146 --> 00:01:53,941 Reliable. 47 00:01:55,736 --> 00:01:57,738 [cat meows, hisses] Aah! 48 00:01:57,841 --> 00:02:00,327 And, Really, you guys, it would be so awesome 49 00:02:00,430 --> 00:02:02,018 if you let me do this. 50 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,433 [meows] 51 00:02:03,537 --> 00:02:05,539 Please. 52 00:02:05,642 --> 00:02:08,645 Luckily Dad is a real sucker for cat videos. 53 00:02:08,749 --> 00:02:10,164 Now that they've said yes, 54 00:02:10,268 --> 00:02:13,823 I'm gonna make sure this is the best sleepover ever. 55 00:02:13,926 --> 00:02:15,307 I got the juice boxes chilling, 56 00:02:15,411 --> 00:02:18,034 the couch pillows ready to be turned into a fort, 57 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:20,450 the snacks stacked, and the itinerary 58 00:02:20,554 --> 00:02:24,765 totally mapped out. 59 00:02:24,868 --> 00:02:26,422 Every second of the night is planned 60 00:02:26,525 --> 00:02:28,078 for maximum sleepover enjoyment, 61 00:02:28,182 --> 00:02:30,805 all that's missing now? My guest. 62 00:02:30,909 --> 00:02:33,256 Come in Little Bo Sleep. This is Slumberjack. 63 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:35,776 What's your location? - This is little Bo Sleep. 64 00:02:35,879 --> 00:02:37,157 My parents are walking me over now. 65 00:02:37,260 --> 00:02:40,401 Prepare for contact in three, two, one. 66 00:02:40,505 --> 00:02:41,678 [doorbell rings] 67 00:02:41,782 --> 00:02:43,646 - This is it, time to make history. 68 00:02:43,749 --> 00:02:45,958 Hey, Clyde. - Hi, Mr. McBride. 69 00:02:46,062 --> 00:02:47,236 Hi, Mr. McBride. 70 00:02:47,339 --> 00:02:48,858 - Hi, Lincoln. Ready for your big night? 71 00:02:48,961 --> 00:02:50,066 - You bet. - Great. 72 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,826 Just a couple things Clyde will need. 73 00:02:51,930 --> 00:02:53,380 Sleeping bag, feetsie pajamas, 74 00:02:53,483 --> 00:02:54,829 white noise machine, humidifier, 75 00:02:54,933 --> 00:02:56,106 dehumidifier, earplugs, 76 00:02:56,210 --> 00:02:57,901 inhaler, and allergy medications. 77 00:02:58,005 --> 00:02:59,662 - Here are all the numbers where you can reach us 78 00:02:59,765 --> 00:03:00,801 if our cell phones fail. 79 00:03:00,904 --> 00:03:02,389 Restaurant, movie theater, 80 00:03:02,492 --> 00:03:03,769 coffee shop, gas station 81 00:03:03,873 --> 00:03:06,220 in case we have to pee. - Hm, good idea. 82 00:03:06,324 --> 00:03:10,742 And here's a photo of us since we can't tuck you in tonight. 83 00:03:10,845 --> 00:03:12,675 - Remember, Clyde, no nuts, no gluten, 84 00:03:12,778 --> 00:03:14,435 no sugar, and be careful with orange juice. 85 00:03:14,539 --> 00:03:15,954 You know how you get with pulp. 86 00:03:16,057 --> 00:03:17,818 - He's growing up so fast. - Come on, Howie. 87 00:03:17,921 --> 00:03:20,234 Remember what Dr. Lopez said about letting to. 88 00:03:20,338 --> 00:03:21,339 Now let go. 89 00:03:21,442 --> 00:03:23,789 - [crying] I love him so much. 90 00:03:23,893 --> 00:03:25,446 - Have fun, Clyde. 91 00:03:25,550 --> 00:03:26,965 - Oh, we will. 92 00:03:27,068 --> 00:03:30,175 This place is like New York City, it never sleeps. 93 00:03:30,279 --> 00:03:33,178 - And neither will we. I've got a whole itinerary for us. 94 00:03:33,282 --> 00:03:35,387 First up is the five hour director's cut 95 00:03:35,491 --> 00:03:39,426 of our favorite Sci-fi fantasy flick, "King of the Rings." 96 00:03:39,529 --> 00:03:41,600 - Clyde? Clyde? 97 00:03:41,704 --> 00:03:44,603 Clyde? Clyde? 98 00:03:44,707 --> 00:03:47,330 - [sniffing] 99 00:03:47,434 --> 00:03:49,159 - Uh, what are you doing? 100 00:03:49,263 --> 00:03:52,749 - Inhaling Lori's glorious coconut and guava shampoo. 101 00:03:52,853 --> 00:03:55,062 [sniffs] Mmm. 102 00:03:55,165 --> 00:03:57,685 - We all use that shampoo. 103 00:03:57,789 --> 00:04:00,826 - [sniffs] So you do. 104 00:04:00,930 --> 00:04:02,172 - Come on, let's get out of here 105 00:04:02,276 --> 00:04:04,140 before Lori comes in and you pass out again. 106 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,867 - Please. I'm always cool around Lori. 107 00:04:10,008 --> 00:04:11,458 [in robotic voice] Abort. Abort. 108 00:04:11,561 --> 00:04:13,183 Systems overheating. 109 00:04:13,287 --> 00:04:14,806 - [sighs] 110 00:04:14,909 --> 00:04:16,359 We need to start "King of the Rings" 111 00:04:16,463 --> 00:04:17,947 in the next 25 seconds 112 00:04:18,050 --> 00:04:21,399 or we'll be cutting into precious armpit farting time. 113 00:04:21,502 --> 00:04:23,055 Okay, we may have to do... [laughter in other room] 114 00:04:23,159 --> 00:04:25,161 Armpit farts during "King of the Rings," 115 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:26,818 also soda burps. 116 00:04:26,921 --> 00:04:28,889 It's okay. I can make this work. 117 00:04:28,992 --> 00:04:30,925 Clyde? - The lettuce was a head. 118 00:04:31,029 --> 00:04:32,755 and the tomato was trying to ketchup. 119 00:04:32,858 --> 00:04:34,584 [rim shot] [laughs] 120 00:04:34,688 --> 00:04:38,692 - Luan, I love your brand of offbeat observational humor. 121 00:04:38,795 --> 00:04:40,901 - Well, thank you, my good man. 122 00:04:41,004 --> 00:04:42,627 Give it up for the house band! 123 00:04:42,730 --> 00:04:45,837 [applause] [rock music] 124 00:04:47,563 --> 00:04:51,739 - Luna, your rock stylings move both my heart and my feet. 125 00:04:51,843 --> 00:04:53,396 - Cheers, mate. 126 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:56,641 - Uh, I'll thank you to stop bugging Clyde. 127 00:04:56,744 --> 00:04:58,228 We have a long night ahead of us. 128 00:04:58,332 --> 00:05:00,265 We're now a full minute behind schedule, 129 00:05:00,369 --> 00:05:02,232 but we can make that up if we don't waste time 130 00:05:02,336 --> 00:05:04,234 buttering the popcorn. - That's fine. 131 00:05:04,338 --> 00:05:06,823 My dads say my cholesterol level could use a break. 132 00:05:06,927 --> 00:05:09,136 - Heads! - I got it. 133 00:05:09,239 --> 00:05:11,897 - All right, Clyde. Keep it going. 134 00:05:14,175 --> 00:05:16,764 - I think my new face cream could cause hives. 135 00:05:16,868 --> 00:05:19,491 Can someone else try it first? 136 00:05:19,595 --> 00:05:21,044 Ooh, Claude, perfect. 137 00:05:21,148 --> 00:05:23,046 - Actually it's Clyde. 138 00:05:23,150 --> 00:05:24,979 This doesn't have peanuts in it, does it? 139 00:05:25,083 --> 00:05:27,568 - Time for my Friday night brainwave study. 140 00:05:27,672 --> 00:05:30,847 Oh, a new subject. 141 00:05:30,951 --> 00:05:34,817 [electrical beeping] 142 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:36,991 Dance, dance, you fool. 143 00:05:37,095 --> 00:05:40,409 - This...is...awesome. 144 00:05:40,512 --> 00:05:43,515 - We got a runner! 145 00:05:43,619 --> 00:05:47,070 - Aw, El Diablo likes you. 146 00:05:47,174 --> 00:05:48,175 all: Aw. 147 00:05:48,278 --> 00:05:50,626 - Guys, enough! Leave Clyde alone! 148 00:05:50,729 --> 00:05:52,006 We have an itinerary. 149 00:05:52,110 --> 00:05:53,836 - It's okay, Lincoln. 150 00:05:53,939 --> 00:05:55,493 We can just hang here with your sisters. 151 00:05:55,596 --> 00:05:56,632 - What? No. 152 00:05:56,735 --> 00:05:58,806 I see my sisters enough as it is. 153 00:05:58,910 --> 00:06:00,946 This sleepover is supposed to be our night. 154 00:06:01,050 --> 00:06:03,432 - It's princess makeover time! 155 00:06:03,535 --> 00:06:06,814 I need a toad to turn into a beautiful princess. 156 00:06:06,918 --> 00:06:10,059 [gasps] Oh, you'll be a challenge. 157 00:06:10,162 --> 00:06:12,164 - Clyde, come on. We got to get started. 158 00:06:12,268 --> 00:06:13,994 - Hey, that's my toad! 159 00:06:14,097 --> 00:06:15,823 - I hate to let the kid down, Lincoln. 160 00:06:15,927 --> 00:06:17,618 Start the movie, and I'll be right in. 161 00:06:17,722 --> 00:06:19,033 - Are you kidding me? 162 00:06:19,137 --> 00:06:20,725 I can't believe you would rather spend your time 163 00:06:20,828 --> 00:06:22,830 with my dumb sisters-- all: Hey! 164 00:06:22,934 --> 00:06:24,970 - Than do all the things I planned for us. 165 00:06:25,074 --> 00:06:27,352 You are ruining the sleepover, Clyde. 166 00:06:27,456 --> 00:06:29,181 Fart time is out the window, 167 00:06:29,285 --> 00:06:31,287 and I seriously think we'll get to booger flicking. 168 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:35,049 - But, Lincoln, we can still have fun doing this other stuff. 169 00:06:35,153 --> 00:06:38,052 - You know what, let's just forget the whole thing. 170 00:06:38,156 --> 00:06:41,470 The sleepover is officially cancelled. 171 00:06:41,573 --> 00:06:43,023 - I should go make up with him. 172 00:06:43,126 --> 00:06:45,750 Dr. Lopez taught me a lot about conflict resolution. 173 00:06:45,853 --> 00:06:46,854 - Clyde, good. 174 00:06:46,958 --> 00:06:48,269 I need a man's opinion. 175 00:06:48,373 --> 00:06:50,444 What do you think Bobby means by, "Hey?" 176 00:06:50,548 --> 00:06:51,721 - [in robotic voice] Abort. Abort. 177 00:06:51,825 --> 00:06:56,277 Systems shutting down. 178 00:06:56,381 --> 00:06:58,866 - Maybe there are peanuts in here. 179 00:06:58,970 --> 00:07:00,454 - I did not get mauled by three cats 180 00:07:00,558 --> 00:07:03,353 just to have this sleepover go to waste. 181 00:07:03,457 --> 00:07:06,426 Hm, maybe it doesn't have to. 182 00:07:06,529 --> 00:07:07,737 [doorbell rings] 183 00:07:07,841 --> 00:07:10,809 Liam, welcome to the best sleepover ever. 184 00:07:10,913 --> 00:07:12,466 Come on in. 185 00:07:12,570 --> 00:07:14,710 [muffled voices, crashing] 186 00:07:14,813 --> 00:07:16,781 - Sounds pretty loud up there. 187 00:07:16,884 --> 00:07:18,299 - Keep it to yourself, Liam. 188 00:07:18,403 --> 00:07:20,060 They can smell fear. 189 00:07:20,163 --> 00:07:23,063 Behold, Liam, the "King of the Rings," 190 00:07:23,166 --> 00:07:25,652 five hour director's cut. 191 00:07:25,755 --> 00:07:28,448 - Princess makeover time! 192 00:07:28,551 --> 00:07:30,829 Ooh, a new toad. 193 00:07:30,933 --> 00:07:33,418 [whooshes, whirs] 194 00:07:33,522 --> 00:07:34,971 - Aah! 195 00:07:35,075 --> 00:07:37,318 I look like my MeeMaw! 196 00:07:37,422 --> 00:07:41,046 - Some people just don't appreciate beauty. 197 00:07:41,150 --> 00:07:43,566 I made your eyes pop, kid. 198 00:07:43,670 --> 00:07:44,843 [medieval music] 199 00:07:44,947 --> 00:07:47,156 - Chad, my new sleepover pal. 200 00:07:47,259 --> 00:07:50,090 Get ready for the best five hours ever spent 201 00:07:50,193 --> 00:07:53,783 watching a dramatic search for a lost piece of jewelry. 202 00:07:53,887 --> 00:07:56,130 - Ho, ho, ho. Fresh brains. 203 00:07:56,234 --> 00:07:59,720 - Say what? - [evil laugh] 204 00:07:59,824 --> 00:08:01,446 [electric surges] 205 00:08:01,550 --> 00:08:03,966 - [screams] 206 00:08:04,069 --> 00:08:05,726 - Eh, I doubt there was much brain worth 207 00:08:05,830 --> 00:08:07,694 examining in that specimen anyway. 208 00:08:07,797 --> 00:08:09,385 - Thanks for coming, Artie. 209 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:12,837 I want you to know you were my first choice for a sleepover. 210 00:08:12,940 --> 00:08:16,944 - Hey, I'm conducting a practice funeral and I need a corpse. 211 00:08:17,048 --> 00:08:19,947 How do you feel about enclosed spaces? 212 00:08:20,051 --> 00:08:22,502 - [screams] 213 00:08:24,607 --> 00:08:25,505 [rock music] 214 00:08:25,608 --> 00:08:27,645 - [farts] 215 00:08:27,748 --> 00:08:30,544 - Ugh. [gags] 216 00:08:30,648 --> 00:08:31,994 ♪♪ 217 00:08:32,097 --> 00:08:35,480 [whistle blows] - Hut, hut, hut, hut. 218 00:08:35,584 --> 00:08:38,518 - [screaming] 219 00:08:40,830 --> 00:08:44,558 - Okay, so maybe not everyone can handle the Loud house, 220 00:08:44,662 --> 00:08:47,457 but I think I finally found the perfect candidate. 221 00:08:47,561 --> 00:08:50,599 He lives in between a freeway and a circus. 222 00:08:50,702 --> 00:08:52,083 [doorbell rings] 223 00:08:52,186 --> 00:08:53,705 Zach, my man. 224 00:08:53,809 --> 00:08:54,879 Ready for a great night? 225 00:08:54,982 --> 00:08:56,294 [glass shatters, rumbling] 226 00:08:58,814 --> 00:09:02,058 - Ah, heck, no. 227 00:09:02,162 --> 00:09:05,234 - Huh. Now, that surprises me. 228 00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:10,964 Isn't there anyone who can handle this house? 229 00:09:11,067 --> 00:09:12,690 Clyde, of course. 230 00:09:12,793 --> 00:09:15,865 He doesn't just handle it, he likes it. 231 00:09:15,969 --> 00:09:17,591 Little Bo Sleep, this is Slumberjack. 232 00:09:17,695 --> 00:09:19,697 Do you read? [static on radio] 233 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:21,768 Wow, he must be really mad. 234 00:09:21,871 --> 00:09:23,873 Was I that big of a jerk? 235 00:09:23,977 --> 00:09:25,634 Oh, who asked you? 236 00:09:29,016 --> 00:09:30,259 Hey, Buddy, listen. 237 00:09:30,362 --> 00:09:32,502 I'm really sorry for blowing up at you. 238 00:09:32,606 --> 00:09:35,747 I didn't realize how lucky I was to have you for a friend. 239 00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:40,096 The silent treatment, huh? I deserve it. 240 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:43,341 I just hope you'll forgive me, someday. 241 00:09:43,444 --> 00:09:47,103 Man, how many noise machines do you own? 242 00:09:49,002 --> 00:09:51,349 [muffled laughter] 243 00:09:51,452 --> 00:09:53,489 Clyde, you're still here? 244 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:54,904 - Sorry, Lincoln. 245 00:09:55,008 --> 00:09:56,492 I know you wanted me to leave, but I passed out, 246 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,736 and every time Lori came to check on me, 247 00:09:58,839 --> 00:09:59,944 I passed out again. 248 00:10:00,047 --> 00:10:02,256 - No, Clyde, I want you to stay. 249 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:05,570 I was just at your house apologizing to someone. 250 00:10:05,674 --> 00:10:08,608 - Oh, that must have been my stuffed animals. 251 00:10:08,711 --> 00:10:10,540 They kind of keep me company at night. 252 00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:12,853 - Right, because you're an only child. 253 00:10:12,957 --> 00:10:15,511 No wonder you like hanging out with all of my sisters. 254 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:19,515 - Yeah, sometimes it's pretty lonely at my house. 255 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:24,382 - Dude, your story moves both my heart and my fingers. 256 00:10:24,485 --> 00:10:26,384 - How about we start this sleepover again? 257 00:10:26,487 --> 00:10:28,213 - You mean it? - Definitely. 258 00:10:28,317 --> 00:10:31,423 Only this time... 259 00:10:31,527 --> 00:10:32,632 [all gasp] 260 00:10:32,735 --> 00:10:35,496 We're gonna do what you want to do. 261 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:38,085 - Now, Clark, this shampoo may cause baldness, 262 00:10:38,189 --> 00:10:39,949 so let me know what happens. 263 00:10:40,053 --> 00:10:42,227 - [babbles] 264 00:10:42,331 --> 00:10:44,298 - [speaks gibberish] 265 00:10:44,402 --> 00:10:47,992 - Ooh, I see two toads that need makeovers. 266 00:10:48,095 --> 00:10:50,960 [rock music] 267 00:10:51,064 --> 00:10:52,168 ♪ 268 00:10:52,272 --> 00:10:54,550 - Yeah, heads up, yo. 269 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,863 [epic music] 270 00:10:56,966 --> 00:10:59,210 - "Kind of the Rings," sweet. 271 00:10:59,313 --> 00:11:01,453 Clyde and Lincoln: To the best sleepover ever. 272 00:11:01,557 --> 00:11:05,216 all: Best sleepover ever. Yeah. 273 00:11:05,319 --> 00:11:08,633 - Okay, who wants pizza bites? 274 00:11:08,737 --> 00:11:10,221 - [in robotic voice] Abort. Abort. 275 00:11:10,324 --> 00:11:13,120 Systems shutting down. 276 00:11:13,224 --> 00:11:15,675 - Sheesh, are there peanuts in everything? 277 00:11:17,366 --> 00:11:20,265 [rock music] 278 00:11:20,369 --> 00:11:27,376 ♪ 279 00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:29,619 [birds chirping] 280 00:11:31,414 --> 00:11:34,521 [rock music] 281 00:11:34,624 --> 00:11:41,286 ♪ 282 00:11:41,390 --> 00:11:42,874 - How do you make an egg roll? 283 00:11:42,978 --> 00:11:45,221 I don't know, how do you make an egg roll? 284 00:11:45,325 --> 00:11:47,430 You push it. Good one, Mr. Coconuts, 285 00:11:47,534 --> 00:11:49,743 but your delivery was a little wooden. 286 00:11:49,847 --> 00:11:51,193 [laughs] 287 00:11:51,296 --> 00:11:53,126 [music stops] [cat meows] 288 00:11:53,229 --> 00:11:54,472 [dog barks] [clanging] 289 00:11:54,575 --> 00:11:56,888 - Is that my shirt? 290 00:11:56,992 --> 00:11:57,993 Take it off. 291 00:11:58,096 --> 00:12:01,341 - I can't, there are boys here. 292 00:12:01,444 --> 00:12:03,653 - Ah, coconuts. 293 00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:05,828 - [grunts] 294 00:12:08,210 --> 00:12:11,765 [grunting] 295 00:12:11,869 --> 00:12:14,423 - See, Linc, the key to parkour is momentum. 296 00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:18,323 Never stop moving. Door jump. 297 00:12:18,427 --> 00:12:20,567 - Door jump. Whoa! [cat meows] 298 00:12:22,569 --> 00:12:25,123 I'm okay. I'm just gonna lie here 299 00:12:25,227 --> 00:12:29,093 a sec on the nice, soft floor. 300 00:12:29,196 --> 00:12:32,165 Welcome to a typical Saturday morning in the Loud house. 301 00:12:32,268 --> 00:12:34,892 Sure it's crazy, but that's the way we like it, 302 00:12:34,995 --> 00:12:36,514 all 11 of us. 303 00:12:36,617 --> 00:12:39,793 - 11 is way too many. I can't take it anymore. 304 00:12:39,897 --> 00:12:41,346 - But we can't get rid of them. 305 00:12:41,450 --> 00:12:44,142 I'm too attached. - [gasps] 306 00:12:44,246 --> 00:12:45,626 - I know you are honey, 307 00:12:45,730 --> 00:12:48,664 but they're just so obnoxious and loud. 308 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,184 - Are they talking about us? [crashes] 309 00:12:51,287 --> 00:12:52,668 [car horn honks] [chattering] 310 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:56,534 - Stop, you're stretching my shirt! 311 00:12:56,637 --> 00:12:58,847 - I'm sorry, but my mind is made up. 312 00:12:58,950 --> 00:13:00,607 I want all of them out of the house 313 00:13:00,710 --> 00:13:03,127 and on the curb in time for trash pickup tomorrow. 314 00:13:03,230 --> 00:13:05,508 - Trash pickup? 315 00:13:08,304 --> 00:13:10,444 - But I love my tie collection. 316 00:13:10,548 --> 00:13:12,377 Cool neckwear is my thing. 317 00:13:12,481 --> 00:13:14,724 - Honey, they're an embarrassment. 318 00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:15,967 - Not this one, 319 00:13:16,071 --> 00:13:18,521 it's like a dance party around your neck. 320 00:13:18,625 --> 00:13:21,559 [humming] - [groans] 321 00:13:21,662 --> 00:13:23,803 - That is literally the dumbest thing you have ever said. 322 00:13:23,906 --> 00:13:27,599 - Yeah, why would they want to get rid of us? 323 00:13:27,703 --> 00:13:31,189 [dog growls, whines] 324 00:13:31,293 --> 00:13:32,328 all: Oh. 325 00:13:32,432 --> 00:13:33,640 - Whatever, Mr. Paranoid. 326 00:13:33,743 --> 00:13:36,022 This is a waste of valuable texting time. 327 00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:38,058 - Lori, wait. I'm serious. 328 00:13:38,162 --> 00:13:39,473 Come listen for yourself. 329 00:13:39,577 --> 00:13:40,958 - But I thought you loved them. 330 00:13:41,061 --> 00:13:43,512 - Frankly, dear, I didn't like the first one, 331 00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:46,584 and the next thing I know we've got 11. 332 00:13:46,687 --> 00:13:49,967 - It's true ...m and Dad are getting rid of us. 333 00:13:50,070 --> 00:13:52,003 - [all talking at once]. 334 00:13:52,107 --> 00:13:54,488 - I'm gonna go down there and give them a piece of my mind! 335 00:13:54,592 --> 00:13:57,008 - Guys, shhh. Quiet down. 336 00:13:57,112 --> 00:13:58,803 - I'm gonna lose my princess bed. 337 00:13:58,907 --> 00:14:00,943 Don't you tell me to quiet down! 338 00:14:01,047 --> 00:14:03,152 - This is what got us in trouble in the first place. 339 00:14:03,256 --> 00:14:05,810 The yelling, and the fighting, and the loudness. 340 00:14:05,914 --> 00:14:08,675 - Lincoln's right. We have to be quiet 341 00:14:08,778 --> 00:14:10,608 and perfectly well behaved. 342 00:14:10,711 --> 00:14:12,265 - If we all work together, 343 00:14:12,368 --> 00:14:14,646 maybe we can convince Mom and Dad not to get rid of us. 344 00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:17,201 Now who's with me? [all yell] We are! 345 00:14:17,304 --> 00:14:19,203 [all whisper] We are. 346 00:14:19,306 --> 00:14:22,171 [upbeat music] 347 00:14:22,275 --> 00:14:23,241 ♪ 348 00:14:23,345 --> 00:14:24,933 - Sorry, love, 349 00:14:25,036 --> 00:14:27,797 time to go acoustic. 350 00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:30,076 [rings] 351 00:14:30,179 --> 00:14:32,457 - So sorry, Mr. Coconuts. 352 00:14:32,561 --> 00:14:34,528 Without me you're just a hand. 353 00:14:34,632 --> 00:14:36,220 [muffled] Hey, I bring the funny. 354 00:14:36,323 --> 00:14:38,360 You're always-- 355 00:14:38,463 --> 00:14:43,883 ♪ 356 00:14:43,986 --> 00:14:45,885 - [exhales deeply] 357 00:14:45,988 --> 00:14:52,098 ♪♪ 358 00:14:52,201 --> 00:14:54,341 - Here's your shirt back. 359 00:14:54,445 --> 00:14:56,033 - Thanks. 360 00:14:56,136 --> 00:14:57,379 Wait, that's my sweater. 361 00:14:57,482 --> 00:14:59,070 - Remember the plan. 362 00:14:59,174 --> 00:15:03,281 - And it looks so much cuter on you. 363 00:15:03,385 --> 00:15:06,526 - [cries] 364 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:10,219 [laughs] 365 00:15:10,323 --> 00:15:12,739 - Oh, my gosh, Luan, are you okay? 366 00:15:12,842 --> 00:15:16,191 Help, guys, I think Luan's trapped. 367 00:15:16,294 --> 00:15:18,538 - Ladies first. 368 00:15:18,641 --> 00:15:20,816 - No, dear twin, after you. 369 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,783 - You're too kind, dear Lola, 370 00:15:22,887 --> 00:15:25,269 but I must insist you go first. 371 00:15:25,372 --> 00:15:26,856 - I shan't hear of it. 372 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,720 - And I would never forgive myself 373 00:15:28,824 --> 00:15:30,688 if I went before you. - [whimpering] 374 00:15:30,791 --> 00:15:33,104 - Oh, please, age before beauty. 375 00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:36,694 You are two minutes older. - [panting] 376 00:15:36,797 --> 00:15:39,904 both: Oh, dear brother, you go first. 377 00:15:40,008 --> 00:15:41,699 - Thanks. 378 00:15:41,802 --> 00:15:42,942 [groans] 379 00:15:43,045 --> 00:15:45,185 - Honey, please, won't you reconsider? 380 00:15:45,289 --> 00:15:46,738 - [groans] 381 00:15:46,842 --> 00:15:49,638 Guys, Mom and Dad are at the vent again. 382 00:15:51,881 --> 00:15:54,125 - Okay, maybe I judged them unfairly. 383 00:15:54,229 --> 00:15:57,646 Forget what I said about getting rid of all of them. 384 00:15:57,749 --> 00:16:01,236 - It worked. both: We did it. We get to stay. 385 00:16:01,339 --> 00:16:02,892 - Oh, joy. What a relief. 386 00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:06,413 - Speaking of relief, everyone out, please. 387 00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:07,932 [overlapping cheers] 388 00:16:08,036 --> 00:16:10,210 - I knew they'd change their mind. 389 00:16:10,314 --> 00:16:13,179 - Ooh, invisible rope. 390 00:16:13,282 --> 00:16:15,664 - You mean it? I can keep them all? 391 00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,045 - I didn't say that, 392 00:16:17,148 --> 00:16:19,633 but I will let you keep your favorite. 393 00:16:19,737 --> 00:16:21,359 - His favorite? 394 00:16:21,463 --> 00:16:22,705 - But they're all equally great. 395 00:16:22,809 --> 00:16:24,397 How can I pick just one? 396 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:27,676 - Come on, there must be one that stands out above the rest. 397 00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:30,403 - I've got some serious standing out to do-- 398 00:16:30,506 --> 00:16:32,577 right after I pee. 399 00:16:34,545 --> 00:16:37,444 [groovy music] 400 00:16:37,548 --> 00:16:39,205 ♪ 401 00:16:39,308 --> 00:16:42,208 [sneaky music] 402 00:16:42,311 --> 00:16:43,657 ♪ 403 00:16:43,761 --> 00:16:47,178 - Lincoln, where are you going with those pancakes? 404 00:16:47,282 --> 00:16:48,800 - Uh... 405 00:16:48,904 --> 00:16:50,664 - And why did you spell out 406 00:16:50,768 --> 00:16:53,426 "World's Best Dad" with chocolate chips? 407 00:16:53,529 --> 00:16:54,806 - You can read? 408 00:16:54,910 --> 00:16:57,326 - I am more than just a pretty face, Lincoln. 409 00:16:57,430 --> 00:16:58,569 Now, you're up to something, 410 00:16:58,672 --> 00:16:59,604 and I am gonna find out what it is. 411 00:16:59,708 --> 00:17:01,330 - Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 412 00:17:01,434 --> 00:17:04,195 - But on the up side, we're not all getting kicked out. 413 00:17:04,299 --> 00:17:05,783 One of us gets to stay. 414 00:17:05,886 --> 00:17:09,200 - And you thought it'd be you? 415 00:17:09,304 --> 00:17:11,754 - What happened to we all work together? 416 00:17:11,858 --> 00:17:14,964 - I'm sorry. I just kind of panicked. 417 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:18,554 - Dudes, Mom and Dad are talking again. 418 00:17:18,658 --> 00:17:20,039 - I don't know, 419 00:17:20,142 --> 00:17:22,765 maybe I'll keep the musical one. 420 00:17:22,869 --> 00:17:26,114 - Are you kidding, that one makes my ears bleed. 421 00:17:26,217 --> 00:17:28,944 - Way harsh, Mom. 422 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,498 - Well, I definitely don't need the dark one. So dreary. 423 00:17:31,602 --> 00:17:33,880 Good for a funeral, but what else really, right? 424 00:17:33,983 --> 00:17:37,056 - [gasps] - [laughs] 425 00:17:37,159 --> 00:17:38,643 - What about the one with the hockey sticks? 426 00:17:38,747 --> 00:17:40,921 - Eh, never been a fan. - [gasps] 427 00:17:41,025 --> 00:17:43,476 - Same with the filthy one. - [scoffs] 428 00:17:43,579 --> 00:17:45,133 - How about the funny one? 429 00:17:45,236 --> 00:17:47,514 - Never made me laugh. 430 00:17:47,618 --> 00:17:51,311 - Ugh, now, the pink one I could definitely do without. 431 00:17:51,415 --> 00:17:54,349 - You will pay for this. 432 00:17:54,452 --> 00:17:59,492 - And the littlest one is just crying to be thrown out. 433 00:17:59,595 --> 00:18:02,598 Then we've got the dumb one. 434 00:18:02,702 --> 00:18:04,152 - What? - You know, I'd also feel 435 00:18:04,255 --> 00:18:06,602 a little guilty about tossing out the gifted one. 436 00:18:06,706 --> 00:18:08,880 - Oh, who's gonna know? 437 00:18:08,984 --> 00:18:11,228 So where does that leave us? 438 00:18:11,331 --> 00:18:13,092 - I believe it leaves you with Lincoln, 439 00:18:13,195 --> 00:18:16,129 but what do I know? I'm just the gifted one. 440 00:18:16,233 --> 00:18:19,857 - [all talking at once] 441 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,101 - Well, son, now that we've cleared out the clutter, 442 00:18:22,204 --> 00:18:24,620 we've got a lot of extra space in the house, 443 00:18:24,724 --> 00:18:27,796 and it's all yours. 444 00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:29,556 - Have fun with it. 445 00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:32,490 [glass breaking] 446 00:18:32,594 --> 00:18:36,184 [royal music] 447 00:18:36,287 --> 00:18:39,187 [rock music] 448 00:18:39,290 --> 00:18:42,431 ♪ 449 00:18:42,535 --> 00:18:43,846 [engines rev] [tires screech] 450 00:18:43,950 --> 00:18:47,022 - Welcome to the only child club. 451 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,851 ♪♪ 452 00:18:48,955 --> 00:18:51,716 - Wow, I've always wondered what it would be like 453 00:18:51,820 --> 00:18:54,926 to be an only child. - You what? 454 00:18:55,030 --> 00:18:59,483 - Well, I mean being an only child is gonna be terrible. 455 00:18:59,586 --> 00:19:02,555 What am I gonna do without you guys? 456 00:19:02,658 --> 00:19:05,937 - Well, I guess we better go pack. 457 00:19:07,974 --> 00:19:12,530 I'm still trying to figure out who the dumb one is. 458 00:19:12,634 --> 00:19:16,155 - I wonder if I could fit a water slide in here. 459 00:19:17,535 --> 00:19:19,227 - I'm sorry, honey, 460 00:19:19,330 --> 00:19:20,814 but I just can't pick a favorite, it's too hard. 461 00:19:20,918 --> 00:19:22,747 - Fine, can we at least get rid of just one? 462 00:19:22,851 --> 00:19:27,994 Just one, I'm begging you. - Okay, we'll get rid of-- 463 00:19:28,097 --> 00:19:30,376 the one with the white hair. 464 00:19:30,479 --> 00:19:32,723 You know, I'm not even sure if it's mine. 465 00:19:34,725 --> 00:19:37,590 [melancholy music] 466 00:19:37,693 --> 00:19:45,632 ♪♪ 467 00:19:45,736 --> 00:19:46,909 - You mean your Easter tie? 468 00:19:47,013 --> 00:19:48,635 Honey, no one calls it a "hare," 469 00:19:48,739 --> 00:19:50,258 it's a bunny rabbit, but I agree. 470 00:19:50,361 --> 00:19:52,398 It's hideous. 471 00:19:52,501 --> 00:19:55,124 - You may be wondering why I assembled you all here. 472 00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:57,851 - Uh, yeah. You've got five minutes. 473 00:19:57,955 --> 00:20:00,509 I literally have an entire wardrobe to pack. 474 00:20:00,613 --> 00:20:02,235 - Don't bother. [sighs] 475 00:20:02,339 --> 00:20:05,583 I overheard another conversation between Mom and Dad. 476 00:20:05,687 --> 00:20:08,103 - What? You were snooping again? - Wait. 477 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,899 Mom and Dad aren't choosing a favorite kid to keep, 478 00:20:11,002 --> 00:20:13,695 they're just getting rid of one--me. 479 00:20:13,798 --> 00:20:15,283 all: Aaaah! - So I just 480 00:20:15,386 --> 00:20:17,630 wanted to give you guys my treasured possessions 481 00:20:17,733 --> 00:20:20,529 before I, you know, have to leave. 482 00:20:20,633 --> 00:20:22,462 Lily, this is BunBun. 483 00:20:22,566 --> 00:20:28,606 He needs two hugs a day, and try to keep his ears clean. 484 00:20:28,710 --> 00:20:31,747 Luan, these are my rarest comics. 485 00:20:31,851 --> 00:20:33,335 But they're limited editions. 486 00:20:33,439 --> 00:20:35,717 - She's not taking them because you're not leaving. 487 00:20:35,820 --> 00:20:38,340 There's no way we're letting Mom and Dad kick you out. 488 00:20:38,444 --> 00:20:42,413 all: Yeah, you're staying. - Really? 489 00:20:42,517 --> 00:20:44,139 Even though I was going to turn your rooms 490 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,693 into my own personal theme park? 491 00:20:46,797 --> 00:20:48,799 - It was nice knowing you. 492 00:20:48,902 --> 00:20:50,766 - Of course we won't let you go. 493 00:20:50,870 --> 00:20:53,182 You're our only brother. - Come on. 494 00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:55,633 We're gonna march right down there and tell Mom and Dad 495 00:20:55,737 --> 00:20:58,326 you're staying. 496 00:20:58,429 --> 00:21:00,397 - What the-- - [all talking at once] 497 00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:02,261 - There's nothing wrong with his white hair. 498 00:21:02,364 --> 00:21:04,780 - White hare? You kids like my Easter tie? 499 00:21:04,884 --> 00:21:06,782 - Easter tie? [high-pitch laugh] 500 00:21:06,886 --> 00:21:08,612 - Yeah, it's great, right? 501 00:21:08,715 --> 00:21:10,579 You know what, they all are. 502 00:21:10,683 --> 00:21:14,238 Honey, I'm not getting rid of any of these ties. 503 00:21:14,342 --> 00:21:15,481 - Ties? 504 00:21:15,584 --> 00:21:18,104 You guys have been talking about ties? 505 00:21:18,207 --> 00:21:20,727 - Of course. What did you think we were talking about? 506 00:21:20,831 --> 00:21:22,142 - Uh, nothing. 507 00:21:22,246 --> 00:21:23,834 - We thought you were gonna get rid of us. 508 00:21:23,937 --> 00:21:24,835 Ooh... - [laughs] 509 00:21:24,938 --> 00:21:26,457 - We would never do that. 510 00:21:26,561 --> 00:21:29,529 You're the best ten things that ever happened to us. 511 00:21:29,633 --> 00:21:31,945 - There's 11 honey. - Yep. Right. 512 00:21:32,049 --> 00:21:35,397 [overlapping chatter] 513 00:21:35,501 --> 00:21:36,778 [high-pitch laugh] 514 00:21:36,881 --> 00:21:39,228 - Oof, Dad really should get rid of that one. 515 00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:42,439 [rock music] [crashes] 516 00:21:42,542 --> 00:21:44,751 ♪ 517 00:21:44,855 --> 00:21:47,754 - Good one, Mr. Coconuts. 518 00:21:47,858 --> 00:21:49,894 [crashes, toilet flushes]] - Ah. 519 00:21:49,998 --> 00:21:52,897 Looks like everything's back to normal at the Loud house, 520 00:21:53,001 --> 00:21:55,037 and my eavesdropping days are over. 521 00:21:55,141 --> 00:21:56,867 - What do you mean you've got a bun in the oven? 522 00:21:56,970 --> 00:21:58,972 [gasps] You guys! 523 00:21:59,076 --> 00:22:00,974 - You know I'm gluten free. 524 00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:04,495 - ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪ 525 00:22:04,599 --> 00:22:06,359 ♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪ 526 00:22:06,463 --> 00:22:09,293 ♪ In the Loud house - ♪ Loud house 527 00:22:09,397 --> 00:22:11,778 - ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪ 528 00:22:11,882 --> 00:22:15,817 ♪ That's the way we show our love in the Loud house ♪ 529 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,301 - ♪ Loud house 530 00:22:17,405 --> 00:22:18,923 - ♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪ 531 00:22:19,027 --> 00:22:20,062 ♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪ 532 00:22:20,166 --> 00:22:21,201 ♪ Stand in line to take a pee 533 00:22:21,305 --> 00:22:22,651 ♪ Never any privacy 534 00:22:22,755 --> 00:22:25,171 ♪ Chaos with 11 kids 535 00:22:25,274 --> 00:22:27,794 ♪ That's the way it always is ♪ 536 00:22:27,898 --> 00:22:29,140 ♪ In the Loud house