1 00:00:02,761 --> 00:00:03,969 - ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 2 00:00:04,073 --> 00:00:05,522 ♪ Dodging girls like ping pong balls ♪ 3 00:00:05,626 --> 00:00:07,386 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 4 00:00:07,490 --> 00:00:08,732 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles 5 00:00:08,836 --> 00:00:10,044 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 6 00:00:10,148 --> 00:00:14,014 ♪ Guy's gotta do what he can to survive ♪ 7 00:00:14,117 --> 00:00:16,637 ♪ In the Loud House, in the Loud House ♪ 8 00:00:16,740 --> 00:00:17,948 ♪ Duck, dodge, push and shove ♪ 9 00:00:18,052 --> 00:00:19,191 ♪ This is how we show our love ♪ 10 00:00:19,295 --> 00:00:21,814 ♪ In the Loud House, in the Loud House ♪ 11 00:00:21,918 --> 00:00:22,988 ♪ One boy and ten girls 12 00:00:23,092 --> 00:00:25,473 ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 13 00:00:25,577 --> 00:00:28,683 ♪ Loud! Loud! Loud! 14 00:00:28,787 --> 00:00:30,754 ♪ Loud House! ♪ - Boo boo. 15 00:00:32,446 --> 00:00:40,419 - ♪ 16 00:00:40,523 --> 00:00:42,180 - [ship's horn blasting] 17 00:00:42,283 --> 00:00:44,182 - MALE TV ANNOUNCER: Will our captivating captain 18 00:00:44,285 --> 00:00:45,321 find her first mate, 19 00:00:45,424 --> 00:00:47,495 or will it be man overboard? 20 00:00:47,599 --> 00:00:51,430 Find out tonight as we set sail for love 21 00:00:51,534 --> 00:00:53,191 on "The Dream Boat." 22 00:00:53,294 --> 00:00:54,537 - [ship's horn blasting] 23 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:57,333 - Eeeee! Karen should totes pick Bronson. 24 00:00:57,436 --> 00:00:59,887 He's so gorge, I can't even... 25 00:00:59,990 --> 00:01:01,751 - No way, dude. What about Brock? 26 00:01:01,854 --> 00:01:03,511 He wrote her that sweet jam. 27 00:01:03,615 --> 00:01:05,720 - [accordion music] 28 00:01:05,824 --> 00:01:08,516 - I like Bram. - [birds cawing] 29 00:01:08,620 --> 00:01:10,553 - Ew, he gives me the creeps. 30 00:01:10,656 --> 00:01:11,864 - Exactly. 31 00:01:11,968 --> 00:01:14,177 - I like Bryant. [sniffing] 32 00:01:14,281 --> 00:01:15,730 He's so romantic. 33 00:01:15,834 --> 00:01:18,733 - Karen, I'll be your North Star, 34 00:01:18,837 --> 00:01:21,529 'cause no matter where this journey takes you, 35 00:01:21,633 --> 00:01:25,602 I'll always be there to guide you home. 36 00:01:25,706 --> 00:01:28,260 - North Star? Ach, poppycock. 37 00:01:28,364 --> 00:01:31,229 Tree moss is a far more reliable means of navigation-- 38 00:01:31,332 --> 00:01:34,508 given that it only grows on the north side of trees. 39 00:01:34,611 --> 00:01:35,578 - SISTERS: [groaning] 40 00:01:35,681 --> 00:01:36,613 - I like Blaine. 41 00:01:36,717 --> 00:01:38,753 I bet he can bench 300 pounds, 42 00:01:38,857 --> 00:01:41,135 maybe 320 with his bod. 43 00:01:41,239 --> 00:01:44,207 - Blaine? But he wore flip-flops to their first date. 44 00:01:44,311 --> 00:01:45,622 I mean, I can't even... 45 00:01:45,726 --> 00:01:49,178 - SISTERS: [chattering] 46 00:01:49,281 --> 00:01:51,663 - Lincoln, it's so much fun watching this show with you. 47 00:01:51,766 --> 00:01:54,355 You're like literally one of the girls. 48 00:01:54,459 --> 00:01:56,046 - [gasps] One of the girls?! 49 00:01:56,150 --> 00:02:00,016 - This mud mask is both cleansing and invigorating. 50 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,260 - Oh, my pores are tingling. 51 00:02:02,363 --> 00:02:05,884 - Thanks, Lincoln. I always mess up my right hand. 52 00:02:05,987 --> 00:02:09,059 - Hey! Someone put her dirty old dress in the wash 53 00:02:09,163 --> 00:02:13,581 with all my pageant gowns! [roaring] 54 00:02:13,685 --> 00:02:15,859 [bonks head] 55 00:02:15,963 --> 00:02:18,207 Oh, I can't rip you apart, if you're already dead! 56 00:02:18,310 --> 00:02:21,831 - Back two over one. - You got it, bro. 57 00:02:21,934 --> 00:02:25,075 These accessories will make our outfits rockin'. 58 00:02:25,179 --> 00:02:26,076 - R-R-R-Rockin'! 59 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:28,286 - Lincoln, how's that hem coming? 60 00:02:28,389 --> 00:02:29,597 - Almost done. 61 00:02:29,701 --> 00:02:33,360 - Thanks. I can wear this poncho for all five seasons. 62 00:02:33,463 --> 00:02:36,328 - Yikes! Is spending all my time around girls 63 00:02:36,432 --> 00:02:37,985 turning me into one? 64 00:02:38,088 --> 00:02:39,849 Nah, I'm sure I'll turn out fine. 65 00:02:39,952 --> 00:02:41,057 - DAD: What did I miss? 66 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,128 Did Blaine finally put on some loafers? 67 00:02:43,232 --> 00:02:45,510 - This show's lame. Let's watch guy stuff. 68 00:02:45,613 --> 00:02:47,028 - SISTERS: Hey! 69 00:02:47,132 --> 00:02:49,203 - MALE TV ANNOUNCER: A lifetime in the extreme wilderness 70 00:02:49,307 --> 00:02:52,689 has made Rip Hardcore as tough as a two-dollar steak. 71 00:02:52,793 --> 00:02:55,140 - Now this is my kind of show. 72 00:02:55,244 --> 00:02:57,625 - [scoffs] Since when? - DAD: Oh, no, turn it back! 73 00:02:57,729 --> 00:02:59,317 We're gonna miss the anchor ceremony! 74 00:02:59,420 --> 00:03:01,422 - [punching, smacking] - It's mine! Gimme it! 75 00:03:01,526 --> 00:03:03,113 - Let me get this straight. 76 00:03:03,217 --> 00:03:05,357 You think living with the girls has made you unmanly, 77 00:03:05,461 --> 00:03:08,084 so, we're spending a weekend in the extreme wilderness 78 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,224 so, we can turn into steaks? 79 00:03:10,328 --> 00:03:11,536 - Uh, close enough. 80 00:03:11,639 --> 00:03:13,952 Now, are you ready to get extreme? 81 00:03:14,055 --> 00:03:15,919 - You know it! - [chests thudding] 82 00:03:16,023 --> 00:03:19,129 - Wait, I promised my dads I'd stay in their sightline. 83 00:03:21,649 --> 00:03:23,858 It's supposed to be a really nice B&B. 84 00:03:23,962 --> 00:03:26,067 - Clyde, how are we supposed to toughen up 85 00:03:26,171 --> 00:03:27,931 with your dads watching over us? 86 00:03:28,035 --> 00:03:29,795 - They were willing to bring us 87 00:03:29,899 --> 00:03:31,935 some of their complementary welcome scones. 88 00:03:33,661 --> 00:03:35,836 - Now this spot looks perfect. 89 00:03:35,939 --> 00:03:39,667 - But the sign says no camping here, extreme danger. 90 00:03:39,771 --> 00:03:42,152 - Exactly--extreme. 91 00:03:42,256 --> 00:03:45,949 Our first order of business--securing shelter. 92 00:03:46,053 --> 00:03:48,538 - My dads used this tent on a safari last year. 93 00:03:48,642 --> 00:03:50,299 It has its own verandah. 94 00:03:50,402 --> 00:03:52,991 - Tough guys don't sleep on verandahs, Clyde. 95 00:03:53,094 --> 00:03:55,131 They build their own shelter. 96 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,271 - What a beaut. 97 00:03:58,617 --> 00:04:00,723 - All in a manly day's work. 98 00:04:00,826 --> 00:04:03,173 Now how about we rustle up some grub? 99 00:04:03,277 --> 00:04:05,417 - Great. My dad made my favorite-- 100 00:04:05,521 --> 00:04:06,936 Swiss chard frittata. 101 00:04:07,039 --> 00:04:10,905 - Forget the frittata, Clyde. Tough guys eat beans. 102 00:04:11,009 --> 00:04:14,909 - Were you thinking chili or more of a cassoulet? 103 00:04:15,013 --> 00:04:18,568 - Mm! Mm! Mm! Good stuff, right? 104 00:04:18,672 --> 00:04:20,777 - Very...tasty. 105 00:04:20,881 --> 00:04:22,917 - I think I'll save the rest for later. 106 00:04:23,021 --> 00:04:25,679 - Yeah, for breakfast-- or never. 107 00:04:25,782 --> 00:04:27,715 - Well, we're burnin' daylight here. 108 00:04:27,819 --> 00:04:29,683 Better get started on our campfire. 109 00:04:29,786 --> 00:04:30,787 - Way ahead of you. 110 00:04:30,891 --> 00:04:33,825 This baby's got LED lights, silk flames, 111 00:04:33,928 --> 00:04:35,758 and a realistic crackling sound. 112 00:04:35,861 --> 00:04:37,553 - [flames crackling] 113 00:04:37,656 --> 00:04:38,795 - [crackling stops] 114 00:04:38,899 --> 00:04:41,315 - Clyde, tough guys make real fires. 115 00:04:41,419 --> 00:04:43,628 [smacking stones] 116 00:04:43,731 --> 00:04:45,492 [blowing air] 117 00:04:47,839 --> 00:04:49,289 - [thuds] 118 00:04:49,392 --> 00:04:53,327 - [shivering] R-R-Really tough guys don't even need fires. 119 00:04:53,431 --> 00:04:55,122 They brave the elements. 120 00:04:55,225 --> 00:04:58,953 - [farts] Sorry. Musta been the beans. 121 00:04:59,057 --> 00:05:00,990 Or the loss of feeling below my waist. 122 00:05:01,093 --> 00:05:02,888 - No need to apologize, Clyde. 123 00:05:02,992 --> 00:05:04,614 Tough guys let it all out. 124 00:05:04,718 --> 00:05:05,960 [huge fart] 125 00:05:06,064 --> 00:05:07,755 - [laughs] Well, in that case... 126 00:05:07,859 --> 00:05:10,344 - [huge belch] - [huge belch] 127 00:05:10,448 --> 00:05:11,380 [laughing] - [farting] 128 00:05:11,483 --> 00:05:13,658 - BOTH: [belching, farting, laughing] 129 00:05:13,761 --> 00:05:15,315 - [bird screeches] 130 00:05:17,282 --> 00:05:19,629 - [owl hoots] 131 00:05:19,733 --> 00:05:20,872 - [yawning] 132 00:05:20,975 --> 00:05:24,703 All this extreme ruggedness has worn me out. 133 00:05:24,807 --> 00:05:26,912 What level of firmness do you want? 134 00:05:27,016 --> 00:05:30,295 - We don't need that. The ground will be our mattress. 135 00:05:30,399 --> 00:05:32,539 - Oh, so extra firm. 136 00:05:38,786 --> 00:05:41,133 - We're tough guys, not animals. 137 00:05:41,237 --> 00:05:43,135 I'm really glad we did this, Clyde. 138 00:05:43,239 --> 00:05:45,241 Out here in the woods, away from all the girls, 139 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:47,761 I'm starting to feel like a real man. 140 00:05:47,864 --> 00:05:49,659 - Me, too. [farts] 141 00:05:49,763 --> 00:05:50,971 [laughing] 142 00:05:51,074 --> 00:05:53,491 Oh, I think I just found a way to stay warm. 143 00:05:53,594 --> 00:05:56,079 [farts] - [sniffing] 144 00:05:56,183 --> 00:05:58,427 - [birds chirping] - [loon calling] 145 00:05:58,530 --> 00:05:59,531 - [yawning] 146 00:05:59,635 --> 00:06:01,913 Ah, nothing like waking up and-- 147 00:06:02,016 --> 00:06:03,880 - Water! We're in the water! 148 00:06:03,984 --> 00:06:06,952 - Ah! How did this happen? 149 00:06:07,056 --> 00:06:09,438 - [waves splashing] 150 00:06:11,957 --> 00:06:13,373 - [waterfall thundering] 151 00:06:13,476 --> 00:06:15,789 - BOTH: [scream] Paddle! 152 00:06:15,892 --> 00:06:17,791 - Hey, isn't that our shelter? 153 00:06:17,894 --> 00:06:19,655 - LINCOLN: It's making a dam. 154 00:06:19,758 --> 00:06:21,795 - BOTH: Yeah! - We're saved. 155 00:06:21,898 --> 00:06:24,867 And all because we built our own shelter, 156 00:06:24,970 --> 00:06:28,733 like the tough-- - BOTH: [screaming] 157 00:06:28,836 --> 00:06:31,080 - Lincoln? Are you okay? 158 00:06:31,183 --> 00:06:34,670 - I'm fine. I landed on a really soft rock. 159 00:06:34,773 --> 00:06:36,223 - [moose bellowing, snorting] 160 00:06:36,326 --> 00:06:38,018 - Not a rock! Moose! [screaming] 161 00:06:38,121 --> 00:06:39,985 - [moose bellowing] - [screams] 162 00:06:43,955 --> 00:06:45,335 - [sniffing] 163 00:06:45,439 --> 00:06:47,752 - Ha! Nothing two tough guys like us can't handle. 164 00:06:47,855 --> 00:06:49,167 Right, Clyde? 165 00:06:49,270 --> 00:06:50,720 - [moose thudding tree] - Whoa! 166 00:06:50,824 --> 00:06:51,928 - [thudding tree] 167 00:06:52,032 --> 00:06:54,068 - BOTH: [screaming] 168 00:06:54,172 --> 00:06:57,037 - Oh! Clyde, are you okay? 169 00:06:57,140 --> 00:06:59,764 - I'm fine. I landed on a really soft rock. 170 00:06:59,867 --> 00:07:03,146 - [bees buzzing] - Not a rock. A beehive! 171 00:07:03,250 --> 00:07:04,838 [screaming] 172 00:07:04,941 --> 00:07:06,529 - LINCOLN: [screaming] 173 00:07:06,633 --> 00:07:09,912 This is still nothing tough guys like us can't handle. 174 00:07:11,223 --> 00:07:13,812 At least it's not raining. - [thunder crashing] 175 00:07:13,916 --> 00:07:16,125 - Is that all you've got? 176 00:07:16,228 --> 00:07:19,093 - [mud sloshing] - BOTH: [screaming] 177 00:07:19,197 --> 00:07:22,303 [panting] 178 00:07:22,407 --> 00:07:24,374 - Lincoln, I know this probably sounds lame 179 00:07:24,478 --> 00:07:28,517 to a tough guy like you, but I'm hungry, and wet, 180 00:07:28,620 --> 00:07:29,932 and cold, and I kinda wish 181 00:07:30,035 --> 00:07:31,934 I was with my dads at the B&B, 182 00:07:32,037 --> 00:07:33,901 eating welcome scones. 183 00:07:34,005 --> 00:07:35,593 - So do I. [sighing] 184 00:07:35,696 --> 00:07:37,457 I was kidding myself, Clyde. 185 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:38,941 I'm no tough guy. 186 00:07:39,044 --> 00:07:41,391 After all those years around all those women, 187 00:07:41,495 --> 00:07:43,048 it's too late for me. 188 00:07:43,152 --> 00:07:44,325 Now, if you don't mind, 189 00:07:44,429 --> 00:07:47,984 I'm gonna lie down on this nice soft rock. 190 00:07:48,088 --> 00:07:52,161 - [growling] - Not a rock! Bear! 191 00:07:52,264 --> 00:07:53,990 - [roaring] - BOTH: [screaming] 192 00:07:54,094 --> 00:07:56,752 - Clyde, quick, play dead. 193 00:07:56,855 --> 00:07:58,512 - [sniffing] 194 00:07:58,616 --> 00:08:00,238 [bonks head] 195 00:08:00,341 --> 00:08:02,620 [feet padding] 196 00:08:02,723 --> 00:08:04,725 - Lincoln, that was amazing. 197 00:08:04,829 --> 00:08:07,279 How did you know to play dead? 198 00:08:07,383 --> 00:08:08,936 - [bonks head] 199 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:11,421 Oh, I can't rip you apart, if you're ready dead! 200 00:08:11,525 --> 00:08:13,976 - BOTH: [panting] 201 00:08:14,079 --> 00:08:16,047 - It's something I learned from Lucy. 202 00:08:16,150 --> 00:08:18,670 - D-D-Does she know anything about k-k-keeping warm? 203 00:08:18,774 --> 00:08:20,983 - No, but Leni does. 204 00:08:21,086 --> 00:08:24,055 - I can wear this poncho for all five seasons. 205 00:08:24,158 --> 00:08:26,367 The key is the faux fur lining. 206 00:08:27,955 --> 00:08:30,164 - Wow, it is so toasty. 207 00:08:30,268 --> 00:08:32,270 - The key is the birch bark lining. 208 00:08:32,373 --> 00:08:35,480 Now, come on, Clyde, we're goin' home. 209 00:08:36,619 --> 00:08:38,034 - Which way? 210 00:08:38,138 --> 00:08:40,140 - Why, it's just... 211 00:08:42,349 --> 00:08:43,661 This way! 212 00:08:45,455 --> 00:08:49,218 Lisa said that moss only grows on the north side of trees. 213 00:08:49,321 --> 00:08:52,048 - My dads are staying at the North Valley B&B. 214 00:08:52,152 --> 00:08:55,086 Follow that moss! 215 00:08:56,121 --> 00:08:58,745 - [shoes "screeching"] 216 00:08:58,848 --> 00:09:00,678 - How do we get up there? 217 00:09:00,781 --> 00:09:02,507 - You got it, bro. 218 00:09:02,611 --> 00:09:04,958 These accessories will make our outfits rockin'. 219 00:09:05,061 --> 00:09:06,442 - R-R-R-Rockin'! 220 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,271 - And if you braid the strands real tight, 221 00:09:08,375 --> 00:09:11,447 they're strong enough to use as rope, right, Chuck? 222 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,035 - Right as rain, luv. 223 00:09:13,138 --> 00:09:16,072 We're gonna need a bigger window, though. 224 00:09:16,176 --> 00:09:19,420 - Back two over one. 225 00:09:19,524 --> 00:09:20,767 That'll hold. 226 00:09:20,870 --> 00:09:23,321 - This is great, Lincoln. 227 00:09:23,424 --> 00:09:25,461 What'd you make this rope out of? 228 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,808 - This should help the poison ivy. 229 00:09:27,912 --> 00:09:30,811 Oh, my pores are tingling. 230 00:09:30,915 --> 00:09:33,158 - It also soothes sunburn, poison ivy, 231 00:09:33,262 --> 00:09:35,264 and mild to moderate acne. 232 00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:37,818 - ♪ 233 00:09:37,922 --> 00:09:40,614 - [shoes "screech"] - [loud smack] 234 00:09:40,718 --> 00:09:41,960 - [straining] 235 00:09:42,064 --> 00:09:43,928 - How are we gonna move this bad boy? 236 00:09:44,031 --> 00:09:46,793 - [straining] 237 00:09:46,896 --> 00:09:48,726 - Step aside. I got this. 238 00:09:48,829 --> 00:09:50,279 [spits] 239 00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:52,764 You've gotta lift with your legs, not your back. 240 00:09:52,868 --> 00:09:54,248 You see? [grunting] 241 00:09:55,871 --> 00:09:58,183 [grunts] - [rock thuds] 242 00:09:58,287 --> 00:10:01,324 - ♪ 243 00:10:01,428 --> 00:10:03,326 - [log creaking] - Whoa! [gasping] 244 00:10:06,882 --> 00:10:08,504 - How do you balance in those? 245 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,576 - Eyes forward, chin up, tushy clenched. 246 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:15,338 - ♪ 247 00:10:15,442 --> 00:10:19,204 - Good tip, Lincoln. It really works. 248 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:24,209 - I don't think you have to do the wave. 249 00:10:25,452 --> 00:10:26,833 - Voilà! 250 00:10:26,936 --> 00:10:31,941 - ♪ 251 00:10:32,045 --> 00:10:34,495 - Clyde, we did it! We made it back! 252 00:10:34,599 --> 00:10:36,394 [sighing] 253 00:10:36,497 --> 00:10:37,567 - I'm pooped. 254 00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:39,293 I'm just gonna sit down and wait for my dads 255 00:10:39,397 --> 00:10:42,262 on this nice soft rock. 256 00:10:43,746 --> 00:10:44,851 - BOTH: [screaming] 257 00:10:44,954 --> 00:10:46,749 - Oh, this one's really just a rock. 258 00:10:48,544 --> 00:10:50,511 - I thought spending so much time around my sisters 259 00:10:50,615 --> 00:10:54,205 was a problem, when actually it's just the opposite. 260 00:10:54,308 --> 00:10:55,827 If it wasn't for them, 261 00:10:55,931 --> 00:10:57,553 I'd probably be a moose meal by now, 262 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,313 and now that I don't have to worry about 263 00:10:59,417 --> 00:11:02,144 what's manly or girly or any of that junk, 264 00:11:02,247 --> 00:11:04,974 I can go back to enjoying this. 265 00:11:05,078 --> 00:11:07,218 Who wants strawberry muffins? 266 00:11:07,321 --> 00:11:08,978 - DAD & SISTERS: I do! I do! 267 00:11:09,082 --> 00:11:12,292 [chomping] 268 00:11:12,395 --> 00:11:14,777 - Oh, Blaine, please tell me you're not wearing clogs. 269 00:11:17,435 --> 00:11:25,892 - ♪ 270 00:11:25,995 --> 00:11:26,996 - [school bell ringing] 271 00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:28,722 - I'm so excited, I can't sit still! 272 00:11:28,826 --> 00:11:31,691 - I know. I'm so excited, my palms are sweaty. 273 00:11:38,318 --> 00:11:40,009 I hope he gets here soon. 274 00:11:40,113 --> 00:11:41,735 I'd really like to eat my lunch. 275 00:11:41,839 --> 00:11:43,772 - Today's the day that our classmate Chandler 276 00:11:43,875 --> 00:11:46,326 is handing out invites to his birthday party. 277 00:11:46,429 --> 00:11:49,260 It's at the sewage treatment plant where his dad works, 278 00:11:49,363 --> 00:11:52,401 and everyone says it's gonna be epic! 279 00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:55,956 - I hear the facilities can process 500 metric tons 280 00:11:56,060 --> 00:11:57,406 of human waste a day. 281 00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:59,960 - I hear they have a secret room for the mutant animals 282 00:12:00,064 --> 00:12:01,444 they find in the sewers. 283 00:12:01,548 --> 00:12:04,171 - I hear, if you take off your mask in there, 284 00:12:04,275 --> 00:12:06,346 the stink will burn off your nose hairs. 285 00:12:06,449 --> 00:12:07,450 - I really hope we get invited. 286 00:12:07,554 --> 00:12:08,866 - [light switch clicks off] - Huh? 287 00:12:11,213 --> 00:12:14,768 - [loud music playing] - STUDENTS: [cheering] 288 00:12:14,872 --> 00:12:17,219 - It's happening! 289 00:12:17,322 --> 00:12:19,048 Oh... [giggles] Sorry. 290 00:12:19,152 --> 00:12:21,810 Sweaty palms. 291 00:12:21,913 --> 00:12:23,846 - [explosion] 292 00:12:23,950 --> 00:12:25,296 - STUDENTS: [gasping] 293 00:12:25,399 --> 00:12:28,989 - Put on your galoshes, people, 294 00:12:29,093 --> 00:12:32,130 'cause it's time to partay! 295 00:12:32,234 --> 00:12:34,305 - STUDENTS: [gasping] 296 00:12:36,169 --> 00:12:38,102 - Darren, Miguel, Molly, 297 00:12:38,205 --> 00:12:41,381 girl Jordan, boy Jordan, Kyle, Kat.. 298 00:12:41,484 --> 00:12:44,246 - BOTH: Oh, over here! Over here! 299 00:12:44,349 --> 00:12:47,697 - And the last two invites go to... 300 00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:50,562 - BOTH: Eeeeeee! 301 00:12:50,666 --> 00:12:53,048 - Joy and Jen! 302 00:12:53,151 --> 00:12:57,121 - [music continues playing] 303 00:12:57,224 --> 00:12:58,432 [music stops] 304 00:12:58,536 --> 00:13:00,227 - [light switch clicks on] 305 00:13:00,331 --> 00:13:02,816 - We can probably stop holding hands now. 306 00:13:05,060 --> 00:13:08,201 - I don't get it. How could Chandler not invite us? 307 00:13:08,304 --> 00:13:10,237 I loaned him a pencil in math class 308 00:13:10,341 --> 00:13:12,550 and held the bathroom door open for him. 309 00:13:12,653 --> 00:13:15,725 - And I made eye contact with him every day... 310 00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:17,589 like this... 311 00:13:17,693 --> 00:13:20,454 Who wouldn't want this face at a party? 312 00:13:20,558 --> 00:13:23,181 - Hi, Lincoln. - L-L-L-Lori? 313 00:13:23,285 --> 00:13:25,666 [sighing] - Hey, Lori. 314 00:13:25,770 --> 00:13:27,530 - Thanks for telling me about the job opening here. 315 00:13:27,634 --> 00:13:29,981 Guess what? I literally got hired! 316 00:13:30,085 --> 00:13:33,951 Now I can buy a new dress for the big dance this Friday. 317 00:13:34,054 --> 00:13:36,539 The theme is "Romance Under the Sea," 318 00:13:36,643 --> 00:13:38,507 and Bobby and I are the Sea King and Queen. 319 00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:40,509 It's gonna be the greatest night ever. 320 00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:42,442 - MAN: Loud, back to work! 321 00:13:42,545 --> 00:13:44,927 If you got time to lean, you got time to clean. 322 00:13:45,031 --> 00:13:46,860 - Coming! 323 00:13:46,964 --> 00:13:48,172 Oh, I almost forgot. 324 00:13:48,275 --> 00:13:50,312 Employees get free tokens every shift. 325 00:13:50,415 --> 00:13:52,003 You guys can have mine. 326 00:13:52,107 --> 00:13:54,178 - Thanks! Clyde, check it out. 327 00:13:54,281 --> 00:13:56,663 Free tokens from Lori. - L-L-L-Lori? 328 00:13:56,766 --> 00:13:57,871 [sighing] 329 00:13:57,975 --> 00:13:59,977 - MALE COMPUTER VOICE: Great move! Fifty points! 330 00:14:01,702 --> 00:14:04,740 - Woo! - Wow, way to go, Clyde. 331 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:08,364 - I'm saving my tickets to buy Lori that bobblehead pig. 332 00:14:08,468 --> 00:14:10,401 - [pig screeching, oinking] 333 00:14:10,504 --> 00:14:12,575 - Ooh, I hope she doesn't already have one. 334 00:14:12,679 --> 00:14:15,095 - Are you going to be okay with Lori working here? 335 00:14:15,199 --> 00:14:19,686 - As long as I don't see her, hear her or smell her, sure. 336 00:14:19,789 --> 00:14:22,551 - Here you go, free pizza and root beers. 337 00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:25,312 Just my way of saying thanks for helping me get this job. 338 00:14:25,416 --> 00:14:29,351 - ♪ La la la la la la la 339 00:14:29,454 --> 00:14:32,630 ♪ La la la la la la la la - Hey, Larry. 340 00:14:32,733 --> 00:14:33,769 - It's Lincoln. 341 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,185 The guy who held the bathroom door for you? 342 00:14:36,289 --> 00:14:38,394 - Hm ...don't remember that. 343 00:14:38,498 --> 00:14:40,949 Hey, did I just see you get free pizza? 344 00:14:41,052 --> 00:14:42,467 - Yeah, my sister works here. 345 00:14:42,571 --> 00:14:44,676 - Man, that must be nice. 346 00:14:48,059 --> 00:14:50,061 - Here, why don't you take it? 347 00:14:50,165 --> 00:14:51,821 - Really? Thanks. 348 00:14:52,995 --> 00:14:55,101 - Hey! Lori gave me that pizza. 349 00:14:55,204 --> 00:14:57,068 I was going to put it in my scrapbook. 350 00:14:57,172 --> 00:15:00,727 - Clyde, if we give Chandler all our freebies from Lori, 351 00:15:00,830 --> 00:15:03,419 he might invite us to his sewage party after all. 352 00:15:03,523 --> 00:15:06,215 - Brilliant! The man with a plan. 353 00:15:06,319 --> 00:15:08,735 - You got that right. [chomps] 354 00:15:08,838 --> 00:15:10,875 This was up your nose, wasn't it? 355 00:15:13,878 --> 00:15:15,052 - [video game music] 356 00:15:15,155 --> 00:15:16,294 - MALE COMPUTER VOICE: Game over. 357 00:15:16,398 --> 00:15:18,641 Insert one token to continue playing. 358 00:15:18,745 --> 00:15:20,264 - Aw, man. 359 00:15:20,367 --> 00:15:22,818 - Hey, Chandler, need some tokens? 360 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:23,750 - Sweet. Thanks, Larry. 361 00:15:23,853 --> 00:15:25,648 - I'll grab us some free drinks. 362 00:15:25,752 --> 00:15:26,960 - Here you go. 363 00:15:27,064 --> 00:15:29,583 Anything for the brother who helped me get this job. 364 00:15:29,687 --> 00:15:31,585 - LINCOLN, CLYDE, CHANDLER: Cheers! 365 00:15:31,689 --> 00:15:33,139 [drinking] 366 00:15:33,242 --> 00:15:34,657 - Hey, you guys are all right. 367 00:15:34,761 --> 00:15:36,625 You know, I'm having a birthday party this Friday and-- 368 00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:38,454 - LINCOLN & CLYDE: [sputtering] 369 00:15:38,558 --> 00:15:40,387 - It's your birthday? I had no idea. 370 00:15:40,491 --> 00:15:41,699 - Me, neither. 371 00:15:41,802 --> 00:15:43,563 I didn't know you were having a party 372 00:15:43,666 --> 00:15:45,289 at the sewage treatment plant-- 373 00:15:45,392 --> 00:15:47,325 I mean, wherever your dad works, I mean-- 374 00:15:47,429 --> 00:15:49,396 - Uh, Clyde, why don't we let Chandler 375 00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:50,811 finish what he was saying? 376 00:15:50,915 --> 00:15:54,574 - Yeah, so, my party. You guys totally have to come. 377 00:15:54,677 --> 00:15:56,127 I'll bring the invites tomorrow. 378 00:15:56,231 --> 00:15:57,094 Meet here after school. 379 00:15:57,197 --> 00:15:59,924 - Yeah. Cool. Whatev. 380 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,583 - BOTH: Eeeeee! 381 00:16:03,686 --> 00:16:05,412 ♪ We're goin' to the partay ♪ 382 00:16:05,516 --> 00:16:07,449 ♪ We're goin' to the partay ♪ 383 00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,355 - Here he comes. Play it cool. 384 00:16:17,459 --> 00:16:18,978 - Cool is my middle name. 385 00:16:21,463 --> 00:16:23,913 - Chandler, buddy, how's it going? 386 00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:26,088 - Hey, dude, you got any more free tokens? 387 00:16:26,192 --> 00:16:29,126 - What? Oh. Yeah, sure. 388 00:16:29,229 --> 00:16:31,680 - Thanks! 389 00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:35,477 - Where are the invitations? - He probably just forgot. 390 00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:36,857 He's got a lot on his mind 391 00:16:36,961 --> 00:16:39,308 planning that big sewage party and all. 392 00:16:39,412 --> 00:16:42,311 - Hey, guys, I almost forgot... 393 00:16:42,415 --> 00:16:43,416 to ask for three root beers. 394 00:16:43,519 --> 00:16:45,383 Can you get us some from your sister? 395 00:16:45,487 --> 00:16:47,799 - What's with this guy? 396 00:16:47,903 --> 00:16:49,215 - Be patient, Clyde. 397 00:16:49,318 --> 00:16:51,769 I'm sure we're gonna get our invitations. 398 00:16:51,872 --> 00:16:55,186 Hey, Lori, can you spare some root beers for my friends? 399 00:16:55,290 --> 00:16:57,844 - Sorry, Lincoln, I've gotta cool it on the free stuff. 400 00:16:57,947 --> 00:16:59,880 I don't wanna get in trouble with my boss. 401 00:17:02,366 --> 00:17:05,058 - I get it. I know how your boss is. 402 00:17:05,162 --> 00:17:06,301 I remember how tough he was 403 00:17:06,404 --> 00:17:08,751 when I talked to him about hiring you. 404 00:17:11,754 --> 00:17:15,068 Sorry it took so long. The soda machine exploded. 405 00:17:15,172 --> 00:17:18,692 Heh. Almost looks like a sewer backed up in there. 406 00:17:18,796 --> 00:17:20,936 - Hm, yeah. Sad story, Larry. 407 00:17:22,972 --> 00:17:24,526 Hey, I almost forgot... 408 00:17:24,629 --> 00:17:27,253 we'd love a pizza-- half pepperoni, half meatball. 409 00:17:27,356 --> 00:17:29,255 Thanks, dude! 410 00:17:29,358 --> 00:17:32,016 - Sure, dude. Not a problem. 411 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,466 - Yeah, that's a problem. 412 00:17:33,569 --> 00:17:35,985 Root beers are one thing, but a pizza is too much. 413 00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:37,711 - I know. I'm sorry. 414 00:17:37,815 --> 00:17:40,093 I mean, if anyone knows how hard it is 415 00:17:40,197 --> 00:17:42,337 to get you a job, it's me. 416 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:45,236 - Are we really doing this? 417 00:17:45,340 --> 00:17:47,307 - Doing what? 418 00:17:47,411 --> 00:17:49,551 Here's your pizza, guys. 419 00:17:49,654 --> 00:17:54,176 Hey, Chandler, may I "invite" you to have a slice? 420 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:56,247 - Thanks, dude. [chomping] 421 00:17:56,351 --> 00:17:58,215 - Aren't you forgetting something? 422 00:17:58,318 --> 00:18:00,148 - Some pepper flakes would be great. 423 00:18:00,251 --> 00:18:01,804 - LINCOLN: [sighing] 424 00:18:01,908 --> 00:18:04,945 All my clever hints and nothing. 425 00:18:05,049 --> 00:18:07,707 - Maybe we should just ask him for the invitations. 426 00:18:07,810 --> 00:18:11,228 - Clyde, if we're too pushy, he might uninvite us. 427 00:18:11,331 --> 00:18:13,161 Let's just keep playing it cool. 428 00:18:13,264 --> 00:18:14,472 - You're right, Larry. 429 00:18:14,576 --> 00:18:16,578 Oh! Now he's got me doing it. 430 00:18:19,650 --> 00:18:21,376 - Two tickets? Oh, man. 431 00:18:21,479 --> 00:18:23,205 I really wanted that ukulele, 432 00:18:23,309 --> 00:18:24,793 but it costs 500. 433 00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:26,829 Guys, gimme yours. 434 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:30,454 That's all you've got? 435 00:18:30,557 --> 00:18:32,352 - Four hundred and ninety-eight... 436 00:18:32,456 --> 00:18:33,629 four hundred and ninety-nine-- 437 00:18:33,733 --> 00:18:36,045 - Clyde, give Chandler your tickets. 438 00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:37,668 - What?! No way! 439 00:18:37,771 --> 00:18:39,946 I almost have enough for Lori's bobblehead pig. 440 00:18:40,049 --> 00:18:42,569 A courting man must come bearing gifts, Lincoln. 441 00:18:42,673 --> 00:18:45,020 - Focus on the invitations. 442 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,712 We're so close I can feel it. 443 00:18:47,816 --> 00:18:49,369 - [sighing] 444 00:18:49,473 --> 00:18:52,027 Here, Chandler, you can have my tickets. 445 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,512 - Sweet! 446 00:18:54,616 --> 00:18:57,343 Guys, I can't believe I forgot... 447 00:18:57,446 --> 00:18:59,724 I promised to bring home some garlic knots. 448 00:18:59,828 --> 00:19:00,898 - [sighing] 449 00:19:01,001 --> 00:19:02,658 - No more, Lincoln, and don't give me that 450 00:19:02,762 --> 00:19:04,591 you got me this job baloney. 451 00:19:04,695 --> 00:19:05,765 It's not gonna work. 452 00:19:05,868 --> 00:19:07,180 - Lori, please? 453 00:19:07,284 --> 00:19:09,665 I promise this is the last time. 454 00:19:09,769 --> 00:19:11,529 Clyde and I really wanna go to this kid's party, 455 00:19:11,633 --> 00:19:13,807 and if we don't give him everything he wants, 456 00:19:13,911 --> 00:19:15,084 we could lose our invitations, 457 00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:17,432 which, technically, we don't even have yet. 458 00:19:17,535 --> 00:19:19,365 - Lincoln, you're literally babbling. 459 00:19:19,468 --> 00:19:21,677 - MAN: Loud, get back to work! 460 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,094 - [groans] 461 00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:27,476 Fine! Now leave me alone. 462 00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:30,065 - You rock, Loud. Later. 463 00:19:34,311 --> 00:19:35,795 Oh, one more thing... 464 00:19:35,898 --> 00:19:38,315 - Right. The marinara dipping sauce. 465 00:19:38,418 --> 00:19:42,802 - No, these. - BOTH: Yes! 466 00:19:42,905 --> 00:19:45,460 - Remember, it's my birthday, so you should bring presents. 467 00:19:46,564 --> 00:19:47,945 - BOTH: Eeeeee! 468 00:19:48,048 --> 00:19:49,878 ♪ We're gonna party with sewage ♪ 469 00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:52,846 ♪ We're gonna party with sewage ♪ 470 00:19:58,127 --> 00:19:59,750 - Looking good. 471 00:20:02,131 --> 00:20:04,306 - [boots squeaking] 472 00:20:04,410 --> 00:20:06,205 - Hey, ready for your dance? 473 00:20:06,308 --> 00:20:07,827 You're not wearing that, are you? 474 00:20:07,930 --> 00:20:09,760 - I'm not going to the dance. 475 00:20:09,863 --> 00:20:11,451 My boss is making me work tonight 476 00:20:11,555 --> 00:20:13,867 to pay for all the free stuff I gave you. 477 00:20:13,971 --> 00:20:16,042 Instead of "Romance Under the Sea," 478 00:20:16,145 --> 00:20:19,045 I'm gonna have mozzarella under the fingernails. 479 00:20:19,148 --> 00:20:21,185 Thanks a lot, Lincoln. 480 00:20:22,876 --> 00:20:25,085 - [knocking on door] - [gasps] Oh!! 481 00:20:25,189 --> 00:20:27,226 ♪ La la la la la 482 00:20:27,329 --> 00:20:29,711 Phew! That was a close one. 483 00:20:29,814 --> 00:20:31,851 - Clyde, what are you wearing? 484 00:20:31,954 --> 00:20:33,611 - This is the only way my dads would let me 485 00:20:33,715 --> 00:20:36,614 visit a place where I might get splashed with raw sewage. 486 00:20:36,718 --> 00:20:37,926 Speaking of which, 487 00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:40,584 are you ready to make this the greatest night ever? 488 00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:44,588 - Yes, I am. 489 00:20:44,691 --> 00:20:46,486 - MAN: Loud, get to work! 490 00:20:46,590 --> 00:20:49,213 If you have time to lean, you have time to clean. 491 00:20:49,317 --> 00:20:50,835 - I'm on it. 492 00:20:50,939 --> 00:20:52,768 - [tabletop squeaking] - [door opens] 493 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,738 - Ah, sea monster! 494 00:20:56,841 --> 00:20:59,119 I mean, you look great, Lori. 495 00:20:59,223 --> 00:21:00,535 - I know. Right? 496 00:21:00,638 --> 00:21:02,364 Hey, little bro, thanks for convincing the manager 497 00:21:02,468 --> 00:21:03,986 to let you fill in for me. 498 00:21:04,090 --> 00:21:06,713 - Huh, it's the least I could do. 499 00:21:06,817 --> 00:21:09,992 I mean, this dance is why you got this job in the first place. 500 00:21:10,096 --> 00:21:12,512 - I'm sorry you won't get to go to your friend's party. 501 00:21:12,616 --> 00:21:15,377 - That's okay. He's not really my friend. 502 00:21:15,481 --> 00:21:16,689 He was just using me-- 503 00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:18,553 the way I was using you. 504 00:21:18,656 --> 00:21:20,279 Have an awesome time tonight. 505 00:21:20,382 --> 00:21:21,556 - Thanks, Lincoln. 506 00:21:21,659 --> 00:21:24,386 - [loud crash] - BOTH: Bobby's here. 507 00:21:24,490 --> 00:21:26,664 - [countertop squeaking] 508 00:21:26,768 --> 00:21:28,942 - Hey, Linc. - Clyde? 509 00:21:29,046 --> 00:21:30,289 What are you doing here? 510 00:21:30,392 --> 00:21:32,498 - I couldn't go to that party without you, Lincoln. 511 00:21:32,601 --> 00:21:35,052 Besides, the Hazmat suit was giving me a heat rash. 512 00:21:35,155 --> 00:21:37,434 - I guess we'll never get to experience 513 00:21:37,537 --> 00:21:39,090 the wonders of raw sewage. 514 00:21:39,194 --> 00:21:42,301 - Or have our nose hairs burned off by the stench. 515 00:21:42,404 --> 00:21:43,819 - MAN: Hey, Loud, grab a mop. 516 00:21:43,923 --> 00:21:46,166 The toilet in stall three is overflowing. 517 00:21:46,270 --> 00:21:48,859 It's a real stinkfest in there. 518 00:21:48,962 --> 00:21:51,413 - Put on your galoshes, Clyde, 519 00:21:51,517 --> 00:21:52,863 'cause it's time to party. 520 00:21:52,966 --> 00:21:54,347 - BOTH: Yeah! 521 00:21:54,451 --> 00:21:57,661 - CLYDE: Whoa, this is better than the sewage treatment plant! 522 00:21:57,764 --> 00:22:00,008 It's burning my nose hairs! 523 00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:03,805 - ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪ 524 00:22:03,908 --> 00:22:06,325 ♪ May sound bad, but ain't the case ♪ 525 00:22:06,428 --> 00:22:08,016 ♪ In the Loud House 526 00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:09,328 ♪ Loud House 527 00:22:09,431 --> 00:22:10,398 ♪ Duck and dodge 528 00:22:10,501 --> 00:22:11,468 ♪ And push and shove 529 00:22:11,571 --> 00:22:14,091 ♪ That's the way we show our love ♪ 530 00:22:14,194 --> 00:22:17,025 ♪ In the Loud House, Loud House ♪ 531 00:22:17,128 --> 00:22:18,544 ♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪ 532 00:22:18,647 --> 00:22:19,890 ♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪ 533 00:22:19,993 --> 00:22:21,201 ♪ Stand in line to take a pee ♪ 534 00:22:21,305 --> 00:22:22,548 ♪ Never any privacy 535 00:22:22,651 --> 00:22:24,964 ♪ Chaos with 11 kids 536 00:22:25,067 --> 00:22:27,173 ♪ That's the way it always is ♪ 537 00:22:27,276 --> 00:22:28,726 ♪ In the Loud House ♪