1 00:00:02,393 --> 00:00:03,394 - ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 2 00:00:03,525 --> 00:00:04,830 ♪ Dodging girls like ping pong balls ♪ 3 00:00:04,961 --> 00:00:06,919 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 4 00:00:07,050 --> 00:00:08,051 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles 5 00:00:08,182 --> 00:00:09,487 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 6 00:00:09,618 --> 00:00:13,448 ♪ Guy's gotta do what he can to survive ♪ 7 00:00:13,578 --> 00:00:15,928 ♪ In the Loud House, in the Loud House ♪ 8 00:00:16,059 --> 00:00:17,365 ♪ Duck, dodge, push and shove ♪ 9 00:00:17,495 --> 00:00:18,670 ♪ This is how we show our love ♪ 10 00:00:18,801 --> 00:00:21,195 ♪ In the Loud House, in the Loud House ♪ 11 00:00:21,325 --> 00:00:22,413 ♪ One boy and ten girls 12 00:00:22,544 --> 00:00:24,720 ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 13 00:00:24,850 --> 00:00:27,984 ♪ Loud! Loud! Loud! 14 00:00:28,115 --> 00:00:30,117 ♪ Loud House! ♪ - Boo boo. 15 00:00:31,770 --> 00:00:40,214 - ♪ 16 00:00:40,344 --> 00:00:42,303 - [school bell ringing] 17 00:00:44,305 --> 00:00:45,610 - [door opens] - Oh, here they come. 18 00:00:45,741 --> 00:00:47,395 These ladies are definitely gonna ask us. 19 00:00:50,528 --> 00:00:53,270 - Man, we're never gonna get dates. 20 00:00:53,401 --> 00:00:55,142 - Aw, I can't believe we're going stag 21 00:00:55,272 --> 00:00:57,448 to our first Sadie Hawkins Dance. 22 00:00:57,579 --> 00:00:59,146 - LINCOLN: Don't give up hope, guys-- 23 00:00:59,276 --> 00:01:00,799 and come someone pass the ketchup? 24 00:01:00,930 --> 00:01:02,236 - Why are you guys under the table? 25 00:01:02,366 --> 00:01:03,411 - I'm hiding from Ronnie Anne 26 00:01:03,541 --> 00:01:05,413 so she can't ask me to the dance. 27 00:01:05,543 --> 00:01:07,328 - And I'm here for moral support. 28 00:01:07,458 --> 00:01:09,721 - Lincoln, I thought you liked Ronnie Anne. 29 00:01:09,852 --> 00:01:13,116 - I do, but there's a two-for- one deal at the arcade tonight, 30 00:01:13,247 --> 00:01:14,813 and there's no way I'm missing it. 31 00:01:14,944 --> 00:01:16,163 - [door opens] - Yikes! Here she comes. 32 00:01:16,293 --> 00:01:18,078 Remember, I'm not down here. 33 00:01:18,208 --> 00:01:20,123 - Hey, guys. Have you seen Lincoln? 34 00:01:20,254 --> 00:01:22,169 - Lincoln, uh... - Uh... 35 00:01:22,299 --> 00:01:23,300 - Nope. - Never done heard of him. 36 00:01:23,431 --> 00:01:24,432 - He's definitely not under the table. 37 00:01:28,044 --> 00:01:29,654 - [padding footsteps] 38 00:01:29,785 --> 00:01:31,439 - [door thwacks] - LINCOLN: Oh! 39 00:01:34,790 --> 00:01:36,531 [whistling] 40 00:01:36,661 --> 00:01:38,054 [gasps] 41 00:01:38,185 --> 00:01:40,665 - So, did Ronnie Anne ask you to the Sadie Hawkins Dance? 42 00:01:40,796 --> 00:01:42,928 - Uh, yeah, yeah, um... Uh...uh... 43 00:01:43,059 --> 00:01:44,495 - I bet she was so excited. 44 00:01:44,626 --> 00:01:46,149 The Sadie Hawkins is literally 45 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:48,456 the most important dance in a girl's life. 46 00:01:48,586 --> 00:01:52,808 - Well, actually, Ronnie Anne didn't even ask me. 47 00:01:52,938 --> 00:01:53,722 - SISTERS: What?! 48 00:01:53,852 --> 00:01:55,941 - Yeah, I waited around all day. 49 00:01:56,072 --> 00:01:57,900 But it just never happened. 50 00:01:58,030 --> 00:02:00,555 - Poor big brother. You must be devastated. 51 00:02:00,685 --> 00:02:03,471 - Oh, you know, I'll get through it--somehow. 52 00:02:05,647 --> 00:02:07,431 What? I...I would have told them the truth. 53 00:02:07,562 --> 00:02:09,651 But, believe me, they wouldn't have understood. 54 00:02:09,781 --> 00:02:11,131 Sometimes a little white lie 55 00:02:11,261 --> 00:02:12,784 works out better for everyone. 56 00:02:12,915 --> 00:02:14,699 - [crickets chirping] 57 00:02:14,830 --> 00:02:16,353 - Mom, I'm going to the arcade with Clyde. 58 00:02:16,484 --> 00:02:18,181 I'll see ya later. 59 00:02:18,312 --> 00:02:19,182 - Hey, Lincoln, you got a sec? 60 00:02:19,313 --> 00:02:20,792 - Hey, I need to talk to him, first. 61 00:02:20,923 --> 00:02:23,708 - Dudes, urgent! Mine is more important. 62 00:02:23,839 --> 00:02:25,536 Guess what, bro? 63 00:02:25,667 --> 00:02:27,973 I hit ya up with a date for the dance. 64 00:02:28,104 --> 00:02:29,584 - What? - Hey, so did I. 65 00:02:29,714 --> 00:02:30,889 - So did I. - Me, too. 66 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:32,630 - W-W-Why? 67 00:02:32,761 --> 00:02:34,937 - You were so bummed out when Ronnie Anne didn't ask you. 68 00:02:35,067 --> 00:02:36,286 I just wanted to make you feel better. 69 00:02:36,417 --> 00:02:37,374 - Me, too. - So did I. 70 00:02:37,505 --> 00:02:38,941 - Me, too. - You guys... 71 00:02:39,071 --> 00:02:40,421 I wasn't bummed out. 72 00:02:40,551 --> 00:02:42,466 I didn't want her to ask me because I wanted to 73 00:02:42,597 --> 00:02:44,207 go to the arcade tonight. 74 00:02:44,338 --> 00:02:46,383 - Then why didn't you say so, ya yutz? 75 00:02:46,514 --> 00:02:47,819 - 'Cause you made me feel so guilty-- 76 00:02:47,950 --> 00:02:49,473 all that stuff about 77 00:02:49,604 --> 00:02:51,823 "the most important dance in a girl's life." 78 00:02:51,954 --> 00:02:53,869 - Well, you're going to the dance now, dude, 79 00:02:53,999 --> 00:02:56,306 'cause my friend'll be wicked bummed if you flake on her. 80 00:02:56,437 --> 00:02:57,438 - Mine, too. - Ditto. 81 00:02:57,568 --> 00:02:59,353 - Yeah, 'cause no one likes a flake. 82 00:02:59,483 --> 00:03:00,702 [laughing] 83 00:03:00,832 --> 00:03:02,791 But, seriously, you're going. 84 00:03:02,921 --> 00:03:06,142 - But, you guys, how am I supposed to juggle four dates? 85 00:03:06,273 --> 00:03:07,361 - That's not our problem, dude. 86 00:03:07,491 --> 00:03:09,189 - You dug your own grave, Lincoln. 87 00:03:09,319 --> 00:03:11,843 - Now you gotta lie in it. - Lucky. 88 00:03:11,974 --> 00:03:13,236 - [heavy sigh] 89 00:03:13,367 --> 00:03:16,370 - [dance music playing] 90 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:18,198 - And here's your raffle ticket. 91 00:03:18,328 --> 00:03:19,764 - Oh, there's a raffle? - Yep. 92 00:03:19,895 --> 00:03:21,940 The winner gets to have lunch with me 93 00:03:22,071 --> 00:03:23,986 in the teachers' lounge. 94 00:03:24,116 --> 00:03:26,423 - Good news, Lincoln-- I've checked the entire gym 95 00:03:26,554 --> 00:03:28,599 and Ronnie Anne is nowhere to be found. 96 00:03:28,730 --> 00:03:30,384 - Oh, that's a relief. 97 00:03:30,514 --> 00:03:31,646 I can't let Ronnie Anne see me here 98 00:03:31,776 --> 00:03:33,604 after I've avoided her all day. 99 00:03:33,735 --> 00:03:35,432 It'll really hurt her feelings. 100 00:03:35,563 --> 00:03:39,044 Besides, I have enough on my hands juggling four dates. 101 00:03:39,175 --> 00:03:41,133 - Don't worry, I've got everything we need 102 00:03:41,264 --> 00:03:43,048 to make the night go smoothly-- 103 00:03:43,179 --> 00:03:44,789 binoculars, stopwatch, 104 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:47,575 dossiers on each of the lovely ladies, 105 00:03:47,705 --> 00:03:50,578 and, lastly, a hidden microphone and receiver. 106 00:03:50,708 --> 00:03:52,884 I'll be your eyes in the sky. 107 00:03:53,015 --> 00:03:54,582 Now, let's move out! 108 00:03:54,712 --> 00:03:57,411 - Hey, guys, did you get dates? 109 00:03:57,541 --> 00:03:58,934 - Nah, we're just here for the raffle. 110 00:03:59,064 --> 00:04:00,675 I've always wanted to see the teachers' lounge. 111 00:04:00,805 --> 00:04:02,416 - CLYDE [through earpiece]: Lincoln, I'm in position. 112 00:04:04,679 --> 00:04:07,290 I forgot I'm afraid of heights, but I'll be okay. 113 00:04:07,421 --> 00:04:08,900 - LINCOLN: [through headphones] You're a true pal, Clyde. 114 00:04:09,031 --> 00:04:10,554 - Don't mention it. 115 00:04:10,685 --> 00:04:12,382 Now, at your 11:00 o'clock, you'll see a girl 116 00:04:12,513 --> 00:04:13,383 with purple streaks in her hair. 117 00:04:13,514 --> 00:04:15,385 That's Luna's friend, Tabby. 118 00:04:15,516 --> 00:04:17,039 She loves sweatin' to the oldies, 119 00:04:17,169 --> 00:04:18,910 turning it up to 11, 120 00:04:19,041 --> 00:04:21,391 and her ideal date is sound- proofing a wall with egg crates. 121 00:04:21,522 --> 00:04:24,307 - Hi, Tabby, I'm Lincoln. - Good to meet ya! 122 00:04:24,438 --> 00:04:28,616 Wanna jam? - Oh, uh, okay. 123 00:04:28,746 --> 00:04:31,488 - Rockin' that piano. You got some chops. 124 00:04:31,619 --> 00:04:34,404 - CLYDE: Sky Guy to the Ladies' Man, your time is up. 125 00:04:34,535 --> 00:04:35,884 Move on to girl #2. 126 00:04:36,014 --> 00:04:40,105 - Ooh, sorry, Tabby, my piano elbow's acting up. 127 00:04:40,236 --> 00:04:42,499 Gonna grab an ice pack. 128 00:04:42,630 --> 00:04:43,674 - CLYDE: Okay, at your 6:00 o'clock, 129 00:04:43,805 --> 00:04:46,286 is Luan's friend from clown school, Giggles. 130 00:04:46,416 --> 00:04:48,200 A Virgo with an infectious laugh, 131 00:04:48,331 --> 00:04:50,464 Giggles' ideal date is trying to figure out 132 00:04:50,594 --> 00:04:52,944 how many people she can cram into one car. 133 00:04:53,075 --> 00:04:55,599 - Hey, Giggles, I'm Lincoln. - Pleased to meet ya. 134 00:04:55,730 --> 00:04:57,471 - [buzzer zapping] 135 00:04:57,601 --> 00:04:59,429 - I heard a lotta buzz about you. 136 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:01,213 [laughing] - Good one. 137 00:05:01,344 --> 00:05:03,172 You got something on your shirt. 138 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,174 Boop! - [laughing] 139 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,306 Touché! 140 00:05:06,436 --> 00:05:08,090 - CLYDE: Wrap it up, Ladies' Man. 141 00:05:08,220 --> 00:05:09,787 Girl #3 is waiting. 142 00:05:09,918 --> 00:05:12,790 Lucy's friend Haiku is an up-and-coming poet. 143 00:05:12,921 --> 00:05:14,488 Her dislikes include kittens, sunlight, 144 00:05:14,618 --> 00:05:16,446 and people who smile too much. 145 00:05:16,577 --> 00:05:19,319 - Hi, I'm Lincoln. - Hi, Lincoln. 146 00:05:19,449 --> 00:05:20,363 Wanna hear my poem? 147 00:05:20,494 --> 00:05:22,974 "Empty. Lonely. Dark. 148 00:05:23,105 --> 00:05:25,107 "The universe is weeping. 149 00:05:25,237 --> 00:05:26,587 I have no tissues." 150 00:05:26,717 --> 00:05:28,502 Okay, your turn. 151 00:05:28,632 --> 00:05:31,156 - Uh, "Jack and Jill went up a hill 152 00:05:31,287 --> 00:05:33,507 to fetch a pail of water." 153 00:05:33,637 --> 00:05:35,944 - Oh, yes, the futility of teamwork. 154 00:05:36,074 --> 00:05:37,424 Deep stuff. 155 00:05:37,554 --> 00:05:38,947 - CLYDE: Time's up, Ladies' Man. 156 00:05:39,077 --> 00:05:41,950 Girl #4 is Lynn's roller derby teammate, Polly Pain. 157 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:44,169 I think she's over by the-- - [heavy thud] 158 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:45,954 - I found her, Clyde. 159 00:05:46,084 --> 00:05:48,652 - Nailed ya, bro. In roller derby, 160 00:05:48,783 --> 00:05:51,829 that's a move I like to call "The Booty Block." 161 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:56,181 And this is the "Helicopter"! - Whoa! Oh! Oh! 162 00:05:56,312 --> 00:05:57,922 - [heavy thud] - Wow! 163 00:05:58,053 --> 00:06:00,142 You didn't even barf. I'm impressed. 164 00:06:00,272 --> 00:06:01,665 - Thanks. 165 00:06:01,796 --> 00:06:03,232 - CLYDE: That's time, Ladies' Man. 166 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:04,407 Get ready for round two. 167 00:06:04,538 --> 00:06:06,191 - [dance music playing] 168 00:06:08,629 --> 00:06:11,327 - So...high...up. 169 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:14,330 - [dance music continues] 170 00:06:14,461 --> 00:06:19,117 ♪ 171 00:06:19,248 --> 00:06:20,945 - [wheezy breathing] 172 00:06:27,517 --> 00:06:28,649 - LINCOLN: Ahhh! - [loud crash] 173 00:06:30,912 --> 00:06:32,087 - [barfing] 174 00:06:33,697 --> 00:06:36,091 - How ya feeling, Sky Guy? - Better. 175 00:06:36,221 --> 00:06:37,745 I think I'm ready to go back up. 176 00:06:37,875 --> 00:06:40,791 - No way, Clyde. You've done enough. 177 00:06:40,922 --> 00:06:43,533 Thanks to your help, I've got everything under control. 178 00:06:43,664 --> 00:06:46,318 - [dance music continues] 179 00:06:46,449 --> 00:06:47,972 - Ah! Ronnie Anne! 180 00:06:49,974 --> 00:06:52,760 Clyde, what am I gonna do? Ronnie Anne is here. 181 00:06:52,890 --> 00:06:54,762 - Well, you can't stay under here. 182 00:06:54,892 --> 00:06:57,068 You're already 30 seconds late for air harmonica with Tabby. 183 00:06:57,199 --> 00:06:59,201 - I've got an idea. 184 00:06:59,331 --> 00:07:02,160 Pssst! Guys! 185 00:07:02,291 --> 00:07:04,946 - [head bonks] Hey, what the heck, Lincoln? 186 00:07:05,076 --> 00:07:06,991 - LINCOLN: Get over here. 187 00:07:07,122 --> 00:07:08,950 - You two sure like to hide under tables, don't you? 188 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:11,692 - How would you guys like someone to dance with? 189 00:07:11,822 --> 00:07:13,433 - Sorry, Lincoln, you're not my type. 190 00:07:13,563 --> 00:07:15,783 - Not with me--with girls! 191 00:07:15,913 --> 00:07:17,611 - ALL: Girls?! - [gasping] 192 00:07:17,741 --> 00:07:20,135 - On second thought, I think I'd rather dance with you. 193 00:07:20,265 --> 00:07:22,224 - Come on, guys, it's not that big of a deal. 194 00:07:22,354 --> 00:07:24,052 Pop a breath mint, look 'em in the eye, 195 00:07:24,182 --> 00:07:25,923 make sure your fly's up, and you're golden. 196 00:07:26,054 --> 00:07:27,403 - ALL: [zipping flies] 197 00:07:27,534 --> 00:07:29,187 - Clyde, I need you to go, too. 198 00:07:29,318 --> 00:07:31,842 - [zips fly] - Thanks, guys. You're the best. 199 00:07:31,973 --> 00:07:34,497 - [dance music continues] 200 00:07:34,628 --> 00:07:36,281 - ALL: [taking deep breath] 201 00:07:36,412 --> 00:07:38,066 - LINCOLN: Problem solved. 202 00:07:38,196 --> 00:07:40,068 I'll just hide under here until the dance is over. 203 00:07:40,198 --> 00:07:41,939 - RUSTY: Whoa! - [heavy crash] 204 00:07:42,070 --> 00:07:43,680 - Dang it. 205 00:07:43,811 --> 00:07:45,203 - Gee, that Polly is quite a handful. 206 00:07:45,334 --> 00:07:46,944 And I like it! 207 00:07:47,075 --> 00:07:51,035 - [dance music continues] 208 00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:52,950 - [butt thwacks] - LINCOLN: Ahhh! 209 00:07:53,081 --> 00:07:54,604 [sighs] 210 00:07:54,735 --> 00:07:56,824 - [dance music continues] 211 00:07:59,696 --> 00:08:01,263 - [gasps] 212 00:08:01,393 --> 00:08:02,873 - [balls thudding] 213 00:08:03,004 --> 00:08:05,789 - Whoa! Oh! Whoa! Whoa! 214 00:08:07,965 --> 00:08:10,359 - [laughing] Bravo! 215 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,535 Ever thought about clowning? 216 00:08:12,666 --> 00:08:15,973 - ♪ 217 00:08:16,104 --> 00:08:17,279 - [feet padding] 218 00:08:17,409 --> 00:08:19,194 - Lincoln? 219 00:08:19,324 --> 00:08:21,457 - [gasps] 220 00:08:21,588 --> 00:08:27,071 - ♪ 221 00:08:27,202 --> 00:08:28,682 - [electronic voice] All right, party people, 222 00:08:28,812 --> 00:08:31,728 I wanna see you on the dance floor. 223 00:08:31,859 --> 00:08:35,863 - [dance music] - Hot diggity dang! 224 00:08:35,993 --> 00:08:39,867 Turn it on up to 11. - I love turning it up to 11! 225 00:08:39,997 --> 00:08:41,869 - [dance music continues] 226 00:08:41,999 --> 00:08:43,653 - Haiku, I have to be honest. 227 00:08:43,784 --> 00:08:45,786 My heart belongs to an older woman. 228 00:08:45,916 --> 00:08:49,137 - That's okay, my heart belongs to an older man. 229 00:08:49,267 --> 00:08:52,227 He just turned 200. 230 00:08:52,357 --> 00:08:55,404 - Unrequited love, am I right? 231 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,058 - [scratching record] 232 00:08:57,188 --> 00:08:59,016 - Hey, kid, what are ya doing? 233 00:08:59,147 --> 00:09:00,496 - [screams] 234 00:09:00,627 --> 00:09:02,367 - Attention, everyone. 235 00:09:02,498 --> 00:09:04,456 The lucky student who gets to have lunch with me 236 00:09:04,587 --> 00:09:07,851 in the teachers' lounge is... 237 00:09:07,982 --> 00:09:09,549 Lincoln Loud! - STUDENTS: [applauding] 238 00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:12,421 - Uh, Lincoln? Oh, where are you? 239 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,075 - LINCOLN: [screams] 240 00:09:16,251 --> 00:09:18,166 - Lincoln? Where have you been, mate? 241 00:09:18,296 --> 00:09:20,342 You left me standing out there. 242 00:09:20,472 --> 00:09:23,040 - You? He's here with me. 243 00:09:23,171 --> 00:09:24,955 - Wrong. He's here with me. 244 00:09:25,086 --> 00:09:27,218 - Actually, he's here with me. 245 00:09:27,349 --> 00:09:30,874 - You guys, I'm sorry. I can explain. 246 00:09:31,005 --> 00:09:32,746 - Wait, let me go first. 247 00:09:32,876 --> 00:09:34,095 I'm sorry to say this, Lincoln, 248 00:09:34,225 --> 00:09:36,576 but would you mind if I hung out with somebody else 249 00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:37,881 for the rest of the night? 250 00:09:38,012 --> 00:09:40,362 I really hit it off with that guy, Liam. 251 00:09:40,492 --> 00:09:43,408 - Yeah, and I'm having a really great time with Beck. 252 00:09:43,539 --> 00:09:47,064 - Yes, and I enjoy Clyde. We share the same pain. 253 00:09:47,195 --> 00:09:48,500 - Same with me and Rusty-- 254 00:09:48,631 --> 00:09:51,242 though the pain is mostly his. 255 00:09:51,373 --> 00:09:52,809 - Sure, no problem. 256 00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:54,768 I'm glad you're all having fun. 257 00:09:54,898 --> 00:09:56,726 How about that? 258 00:09:56,857 --> 00:09:58,510 I guess tonight worked out for everyone. 259 00:09:58,641 --> 00:10:00,208 - Hey, Lincoln. - [screams] 260 00:10:00,338 --> 00:10:01,731 Well, except for me. 261 00:10:01,862 --> 00:10:03,428 Guess it's time to come clean. 262 00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:05,474 Ronnie Anne, I'm really sorry. 263 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:06,997 I know I hurt your feelings. 264 00:10:07,128 --> 00:10:09,652 I should have just let you ask me to the dance. 265 00:10:09,783 --> 00:10:11,436 - What are you talking about? 266 00:10:11,567 --> 00:10:13,961 - Isn't that why you were looking for me today? 267 00:10:14,091 --> 00:10:17,355 - [laughing] To ask you to a lame dance? 268 00:10:17,486 --> 00:10:19,836 No. I wanted to invite you to the arcade. 269 00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:22,012 There's a two-for-one deal tonight. 270 00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:23,623 Since I couldn't find you, I just came here. 271 00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:25,363 - [smacks forehead] 272 00:10:25,494 --> 00:10:27,365 - Wait. So, you knew I was looking for you? 273 00:10:27,496 --> 00:10:31,761 - Yeah, I was kinda ducking you. Sorry. 274 00:10:31,892 --> 00:10:35,330 - Not cool, Lincoln, but, to be honest, 275 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:37,462 if I thought you were gonna ask me to the dance tonight, 276 00:10:37,593 --> 00:10:39,639 I would have ducked you, too. 277 00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:42,163 - So, we're cool? - We're cool. 278 00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:45,209 - We're gonna close out Sadie Hawkins with a slow song, 279 00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:46,950 and if you liked what you heard tonight, 280 00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:48,517 I'll be spinnin' at the Finestein bar mitzvah 281 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,432 this Saturday--peace! 282 00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:53,435 - [slow dance music] 283 00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:57,613 ♪ 284 00:10:57,744 --> 00:11:00,137 - [rollers clanking] 285 00:11:00,268 --> 00:11:02,183 - ♪ 286 00:11:02,313 --> 00:11:03,619 - RUSTY: Whoa! - [loud crash] 287 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:05,534 - Should we do this? 288 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:08,058 - I'm game if you are. 289 00:11:08,189 --> 00:11:11,018 - FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE: Dance Battle starts! 290 00:11:11,148 --> 00:11:12,759 - LINCOLN: Oh, watch this. 291 00:11:12,889 --> 00:11:14,717 - RONNIE ANNE: Oh, I'm much better. 292 00:11:17,285 --> 00:11:26,076 - ♪ 293 00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:28,035 - LORI: Bobby, Boo-Boo Bear! 294 00:11:28,165 --> 00:11:30,167 - Hey, babe, ready for an epic date? 295 00:11:30,298 --> 00:11:33,388 - [gasps] "A-truck-alypse Now." 296 00:11:33,518 --> 00:11:35,477 This does not sound like a romantic comedy. 297 00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:37,131 - It's better-- 298 00:11:37,261 --> 00:11:39,394 an arena show where mutant trucks crush each other! 299 00:11:39,524 --> 00:11:41,439 - Yeah, I'm literally not going to that. 300 00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:43,093 Why don't you take Lincoln? 301 00:11:43,224 --> 00:11:45,269 - LINCOLN & BOBBY: What? What'll we even talk about? 302 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:47,228 - Come on, guys, you'll have fun together. 303 00:11:47,358 --> 00:11:48,925 I know it. 304 00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:53,060 - LINCOLN & BOBBY: Wahoo! 305 00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:54,670 - That was an awesome celebration 306 00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:56,933 of senseless destruction. - Right? 307 00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:58,630 Bro handshake. 308 00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:03,723 - I told you you guys would hit it off. 309 00:12:03,853 --> 00:12:05,855 - How do we end this? 310 00:12:05,986 --> 00:12:07,596 - I have no idea. 311 00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:13,689 - Boo-Boo Bear, would you get my back, please? 312 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,604 - I can't right now, babe, Lincoln just got here. 313 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,040 - LINCOLN: Hey, Bobby! 314 00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:18,476 - Lincoln? - Yeah. 315 00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:19,869 We had so much fun yesterday 316 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,175 that I invited him to hang with us. 317 00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:25,005 Wooooo! 318 00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:28,748 'Sup, bro? - Hey, bro. 319 00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:31,054 - Last one in the water is a loser! 320 00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:38,279 - Hey, guys, sorry I'm late. 321 00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:39,584 - Lincoln? - No worries, bro. 322 00:12:39,715 --> 00:12:40,934 We wouldn't start without ya. 323 00:12:43,719 --> 00:12:46,417 I challenge you to a duel, Monsieur Lincoln. 324 00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:49,029 - Oh, it is on, Señor Roberto. 325 00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:52,075 - [bread thwacking] 326 00:12:55,296 --> 00:12:56,819 - [cell phone music] - Boo-Boo Bear! 327 00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:58,647 I haven't heard from you all day. 328 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,954 You're where? With Lincoln? 329 00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:04,087 Stay right there. I'm coming over. 330 00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:05,654 [screams] - [cell phone crashes] 331 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,135 - It was bad enough when they treated me like a third wheel. 332 00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:10,615 But now they're hanging out without me? 333 00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:12,530 I don't think so. - [door slams] 334 00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:16,534 - Oh, Edwin, I'm so glad you're not like mortal men. 335 00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:19,711 - LORI: Bobby, this has got to-- 336 00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:21,409 - Hey, babe. Look, I won you these. 337 00:13:21,539 --> 00:13:23,280 Thanks for being so cool about me hanging with Lincoln. 338 00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:24,760 You know, all my life, 339 00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:26,457 I've always wished I had a brother, 340 00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:28,459 and now I feel like I've got one. 341 00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:30,331 It's like Lincoln completes me. 342 00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:31,723 Sorry, what were you gonna say? 343 00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:33,464 - Uh...nothing. I mean... 344 00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:35,075 Go finish your game, Boo-Boo Bear. 345 00:13:35,205 --> 00:13:36,554 - Thanks, babe. 346 00:13:36,685 --> 00:13:38,687 We're still on for the county fair tomorrow, right? 347 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:42,082 - You bet. We're totes riding the Tunnel of Love together. 348 00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:44,954 - Sweet! Lincoln and I will meet you there at 5:00. 349 00:13:45,085 --> 00:13:48,436 - What do I do? I'm sick of Lincoln crashing our dates. 350 00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:50,786 But it makes Bobby so happy. 351 00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:53,006 He says Lincoln's like the brother he never had. 352 00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:55,051 - I know. Why don't you hang out with 353 00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:56,531 Bobby's little sister Ronnie Anne. 354 00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:59,577 She could be like the sister you never had. 355 00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:01,101 - You know, this happens in my book. 356 00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:03,016 Griselda thinks she's losing Edwin, 357 00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:04,408 so she makes him jealous, 358 00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:05,932 and he totally comes crawling back. 359 00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:07,455 Well, flying, actually. 360 00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:08,673 - Ooh, that's perfect. 361 00:14:08,804 --> 00:14:10,197 But how do I make Bobby jealous? 362 00:14:10,327 --> 00:14:11,676 - [doorbell ringing] 363 00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:14,070 - Hi, Lucy, is Lincoln around? 364 00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:17,030 - Clyde, am I glad to see you. 365 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:20,163 - L-L-Lori? [groans, thuds] 366 00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:26,039 - Clyde, how would you like-- - L-L-L-Lori? 367 00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:27,692 [groans, thuds] 368 00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:30,870 - Clyde? - L-L-L...Lucy? 369 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,437 - I come with a message from-- 370 00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:34,961 the sister-who- cannot-be-named. 371 00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:37,006 Said sister would like you to join her 372 00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:38,790 at the county fair tomorrow. 373 00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:41,532 - I would love to accompany the lovely L-L... 374 00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:43,839 unnamed sister to the county fair. 375 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,797 - Yay! - CLYDE: [groans] 376 00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:47,625 - How are you going to make Bobby jealous 377 00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:49,497 with someone who's lifeless and covered in blood? 378 00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:52,848 Oh, wait, that's exactly what Griselda did. 379 00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:55,459 - [carnival music] 380 00:15:01,204 --> 00:15:04,033 - Hey, it's my fair maiden. [laughing] 381 00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:06,383 Get it? Ready to have fun? - Totes. 382 00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:08,603 But, since three is an odd number, 383 00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:13,347 I invited someone to join us--Clyde. 384 00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:15,871 - That's cool. I love the Clydesdale. 385 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:18,091 Hey, I'm gonna grab us all some mini-donuts. 386 00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:21,268 - Great, donuts for bros, or as I like to call them-- 387 00:15:21,398 --> 00:15:22,834 bronuts. 388 00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:28,057 - BOBBY: [giggling] Bronuts. 389 00:15:28,188 --> 00:15:29,754 - What are you up to? 390 00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:31,321 - Whatever do you mean, Lincoln? 391 00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:34,324 - I mean this-- he's not even conscious. 392 00:15:34,455 --> 00:15:37,675 Oh, wait a minute. I get it. 393 00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:38,894 You're trying to make Bobby jealous 394 00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:40,809 by dragging poor Clyde around. 395 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,246 - No, I'm not. - Well, it won't work. 396 00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:45,292 - Yes, it will! I mean-- [groans] 397 00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:46,771 I wouldn't have to do anything if you'd stop 398 00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:48,904 hogging my boyfriend and give him back to me. 399 00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,558 - He's not just your boyfriend. 400 00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:53,561 He's also the big brother I've always wanted. 401 00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:55,432 - Let me guess. He completes you. 402 00:15:55,563 --> 00:15:57,217 - What? I would never say that. 403 00:15:57,347 --> 00:15:59,915 My point is there's plenty of Bobby for everyone 404 00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:01,961 and you'd better get used to sharing him. 405 00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:03,963 - Check it. I got chocolate for Lori, 406 00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:06,530 powdered for Lincoln, matches the hair, bro, 407 00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:08,706 and sprinkles for the Clydesdale. 408 00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:11,057 Here you go, dude. 409 00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:13,102 - [groans] 410 00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:14,538 - He'll eat it later. 411 00:16:14,669 --> 00:16:17,585 - Come on, bro, let's hit the Whirly Gig. 412 00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:19,152 - Right behind you, bro. 413 00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:20,980 Babe, you coming with? - Totes. 414 00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:23,678 Clyde and I will be right behind you. 415 00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:25,593 [straining, groaning] - [heavy thud] 416 00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:28,248 - You know what? We'll meet you there. 417 00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:31,294 - This is gonna be awesome. 418 00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:32,469 I tipped the guy to make it go faster, 419 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,428 so we get super-dizzy. 420 00:16:34,558 --> 00:16:36,212 - Oh, what's that Clyde? 421 00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:38,562 You want me to ride to make you dizzy? 422 00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:41,174 [laughing] I do that to you? 423 00:16:41,304 --> 00:16:44,786 [laughing] Oh, you're so sweet, Clyde. 424 00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:47,702 - Babe? - Oh, hey, Bobby, check it out. 425 00:16:47,832 --> 00:16:50,661 Some left a perfectly good corndog in here. 426 00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:53,012 - Sweet! Splitsies? 427 00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:54,752 - [ride bell rings] 428 00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:57,407 - BOTH: [laughing, screaming] 429 00:16:57,538 --> 00:17:00,497 - [loud thudding] - LORI: Oh! 430 00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:02,630 - [milk bottles clatter] - A winner! 431 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,240 - Heya, babe. 432 00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:07,200 - Oh, Clyde, thanks for winning this for me. 433 00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:11,117 You have such a good arm. Do you work out? 434 00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:13,815 - What's going on here? - Uh, hey, Bobby? 435 00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:15,947 Look, Tic Tac Toe, or as I like to call it-- 436 00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,601 Tic Tac Bro. 437 00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:21,953 - A winner! 438 00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:24,173 - For you. - Whoa! 439 00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:27,655 I've always wanted a remote-controlled airplane. 440 00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:29,004 - [buzzing airplane thuds] - LORI: [gasps] 441 00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:33,008 - BOBBY: Come on, bro! - Later, sis. 442 00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:35,184 - [buzzing airplane thuds] 443 00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:38,318 - [bell clangs] - MAN: A winner! 444 00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:41,495 - LORI: [sighing] 445 00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:44,802 One cotton candy, please. 446 00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:47,718 - [machine whirring] 447 00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:48,937 - [Clyde's head thudding] 448 00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:56,031 - Hey, babe, you never eat cotton candy off my head. 449 00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:59,034 - Here, Bobby, I got us snow cones, 450 00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:01,732 or as I like to call them--bro cones. 451 00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:03,169 - Sweet! 452 00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:05,084 Let's see who can get a brain freeze first. 453 00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:07,129 - BOTH: [gasping] 454 00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:09,262 - Yeah! - Wahoo! 455 00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:11,002 - Ew... 456 00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,569 - [water squirting] 457 00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:17,444 - CLYDE: [thuds] - LORI: Oh, Clyde... 458 00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:20,795 [laughing] Here, snuggle in closer. 459 00:18:20,925 --> 00:18:23,711 Oh? Hi, guys. 460 00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:25,843 - Wait, babe, are you snuggling with the Clydesdale? 461 00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:29,456 - Bobby, check it out-- cowboys on dinosaurs. 462 00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:32,415 Wanna take a broto? - Good call, my man. 463 00:18:36,506 --> 00:18:37,855 - [sighing] 464 00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:44,340 Hey, guys! 465 00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:46,864 - Babe, the Tunnel of Love is our ride. 466 00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:50,477 - I know, but you were off with Lincoln, so... 467 00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:53,306 - Bobby, look at that ride--the Toilet Bowl. 468 00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:56,700 Or as I like to call it-- the Toilet Browl. 469 00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:59,268 - No way! Let's go get flushed, bro! 470 00:18:59,399 --> 00:19:00,878 - Bobby, wait! 471 00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:03,664 - Join hands, you lovebirds. - [ride bell rings] 472 00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:06,406 - LORI: [groans] - What an adorable couple. 473 00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:07,929 - Oh, shut it. 474 00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:09,539 This stinks. 475 00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:12,455 This was supposed to be a romantic date with Bobby-- 476 00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:14,196 and now look where I am. 477 00:19:14,327 --> 00:19:15,893 No offense, Clyde. 478 00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:19,201 It's just I should be on this ride with my boyfriend. 479 00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:21,595 Maybe I don't even have a boyfriend anymore. 480 00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:24,989 Bobby doesn't seem to care about being with me at all. 481 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,296 Clyde? 482 00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:28,732 - CLYDE: [plunks] - Clyde! 483 00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:31,387 - [alarm blaring] - Got him! 484 00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:33,781 We are five for five this week. 485 00:19:33,911 --> 00:19:36,131 - BOBBY & LINCOLN: Toilet Browl! 486 00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:41,876 - That was awesome! Up for number two? 487 00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:44,835 - You read my mind, dude. Be right back. 488 00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:48,056 - I was talking about the ride, but that's cool. 489 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,363 - [sobbing] 490 00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:52,800 - Miss, your boyfriend's okay. 491 00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:54,628 He's in the medical tent drying off. 492 00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:56,412 - He's not my boyfriend. 493 00:19:56,543 --> 00:20:00,721 I literally don't think I have a boyfriend anymore! 494 00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:02,984 [sobbing] - All right, dude. 495 00:20:03,114 --> 00:20:05,552 Ready to hit the broller-coaster? 496 00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:08,381 - Listen, Bobby, we need to talk. 497 00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:10,078 I don't think we should hang out anymore. 498 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,515 - What? No! What did I do wrong? 499 00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:14,735 - It's not you. You're awesome. 500 00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:16,824 But we're not being fair to Lori. 501 00:20:16,954 --> 00:20:17,999 She misses you. 502 00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:21,089 - [whimpering] - Be strong. 503 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,570 We can still do bro stuff once in a while. 504 00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,224 But, for now, maybe you should find Lori 505 00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:27,487 and take her on the Tunnel of Love. 506 00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:29,053 - Good idea. 507 00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:30,751 The way you look out for others-- 508 00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:32,796 it's what makes you such a great bro. 509 00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:36,322 I can't right now. 510 00:20:39,716 --> 00:20:41,805 - Thank you for riding the Tunnel of Love. 511 00:20:41,936 --> 00:20:45,592 Watch your step, lovebirds. 512 00:20:45,722 --> 00:20:47,898 - Hey, Linc, Bobby told me what you did. 513 00:20:48,029 --> 00:20:50,074 Thank you. - No problem. 514 00:20:50,205 --> 00:20:51,641 I'm sorry I was hogging him. 515 00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:53,730 Besides, I was running out of bro puns. 516 00:20:53,861 --> 00:20:57,125 - Bobby was right. You're literally a great bro. 517 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,909 - You'd better get back to your boyfriend. 518 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,433 - But what are you gonna do? 519 00:21:00,563 --> 00:21:02,435 - Don't worry about me. 520 00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:05,394 Now that I think about it, I've already got a bro--Clyde. 521 00:21:05,525 --> 00:21:07,266 Where is he anyway? 522 00:21:07,396 --> 00:21:08,789 - MAN ANNOUNCING: Would the parents of a soggy boy 523 00:21:08,919 --> 00:21:11,357 with cotton candy in his nose please come to the medical tent. 524 00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:13,097 - There's my answer. 525 00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:16,231 Clyde, I hope you didn't feel left out 526 00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:18,102 while I was hanging with Bobby. 527 00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:21,192 - Are you kidding? I got to have a date with Lori. 528 00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:23,238 I just wish I could remember it. - [knock at door] 529 00:21:23,369 --> 00:21:26,110 - Hey, is Lori here? - Yeah, come on in. 530 00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:28,722 So, are we cool? - Totally, dude. 531 00:21:31,246 --> 00:21:33,466 - I appreciate you being so mature-- 532 00:21:33,596 --> 00:21:36,077 especially after the very romantic date 533 00:21:36,207 --> 00:21:37,818 I'm told I just had with your lady. 534 00:21:37,948 --> 00:21:39,254 - ALL: Broshake! 535 00:21:42,431 --> 00:21:43,780 - Clyde? - ALL: [gasping] 536 00:21:43,911 --> 00:21:44,955 - The sister-who- cannot-be-named 537 00:21:45,086 --> 00:21:46,261 would like to thank you 538 00:21:46,392 --> 00:21:47,697 for hanging out with her at the fair. 539 00:21:47,828 --> 00:21:49,830 Further, she would like you to have this gift 540 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,875 as a remembrance of your time together. 541 00:21:52,006 --> 00:21:55,096 - For me? L-L-Lori? 542 00:21:55,226 --> 00:21:57,228 [thuds, groans] 543 00:21:57,359 --> 00:22:00,014 - That's my bro. - OTHERS: [laughing] 544 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:03,974 - ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪ 545 00:22:04,105 --> 00:22:06,150 ♪ May sound bad, but ain't the case ♪ 546 00:22:06,281 --> 00:22:07,804 ♪ In the Loud House 547 00:22:07,935 --> 00:22:09,153 ♪ Loud House 548 00:22:09,284 --> 00:22:10,241 ♪ Duck and dodge 549 00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:11,634 ♪ And push and shove 550 00:22:11,765 --> 00:22:14,115 ♪ That's the way we show our love ♪ 551 00:22:14,245 --> 00:22:17,031 ♪ In the Loud House, Loud House ♪ 552 00:22:17,161 --> 00:22:18,424 ♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪ 553 00:22:18,554 --> 00:22:19,860 ♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪ 554 00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:21,035 ♪ Stand in line to take a pee ♪ 555 00:22:21,165 --> 00:22:22,428 ♪ Never any privacy 556 00:22:22,558 --> 00:22:24,952 ♪ Chaos with 11 kids 557 00:22:25,082 --> 00:22:26,997 ♪ That's the way it always is ♪ 558 00:22:27,128 --> 00:22:28,390 ♪ In the Loud House ♪