- ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles
♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪
♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪
- ♪ In the Loud house
♪ In the Loud house
- ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪
♪ Is how we show our love
- ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ One boy and ten girls
♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪
- ♪ Loud Loud Loud
♪ Loud house
- Poo-poo.
♪
- Tomorrow is April Fools' Day.
Every year, my sister, Luan, creates a prank apocalypse,
and no one is spared. I present to you
Luan Loud's April Fools' highlight reel.
- I'd say this prank's a little over your heads.
Seems to be your clucky day.
♪
I guess that's a wrap.
Aww, look at the Loud family gettin' jiggly with it.
I shaved the best for last.
♪
- See what I mean?
Nobody's safe from that evil pranking genius.
But this year's gonna be different.
Luan is not gonna prank me,
because I've got an April Fool-proof plan.
You're not the only one who can make a pun, Luan!
- Bubble wrap me next!
- I need more armor. - Where's my helmet?
- Bobby, we have to cancel all our plans in April.
Because Luan might shave my eyebrows off again,
and it takes a month for them to grow back.
- Come on, Lisa, let me hunker in your bunker.
- You should have been more prepared.
We've known this storm was coming for 364 days.
- Please, give me shelter.
- - Arms up, Lincoln.
Your turn for bubble wrap.
- Not this year, Lola. I'm not getting pranked.
- It's never been done! - Are you crazy?
- Ladies, ladies. I've got a plan.
I'm simply going to lock myself in my room
until the day is over.
I've got snacks, video games, and a hose to pee in,
which I call the Tinkle Tube. Patent pending.
Ew! - Cool.
- It goes out the window.
The point is, I'll never have to leave my room,
so Luan will never get me.
- Ooh. It's Pranksmas Eve,
and I'm just bubbling with excitement.
- I'm gonna need more bubble wrap.
And a fresh pair of undies.
- Thanks for the lumber, Lana. I'll return it on April 2nd.
- Mahogany was a good choice. That'll hold nicely.
- Clyde, you wanna hang out tomorrow?
I built us a fortress with snacks, games,
and a Tinkle Tube. Patent pending.
- On Pranksgiving? No way.
Not after what happened last year.
♪
- Aah!
- But nothing's gonna happen this year.
I've got an April Fool-proof plan.
Hang on, Clyde.
Ronnie Anne just texted me.
She says she's coming over tomorrow
with a present for me.
She can't come over tomorrow.
She'll get nailed by Luan's pranks and then pulverize me.
- Just tell her to come over another day.
- I can't do that.
That would definitely get me pulverized.
- Then you got to get Luan to call off Prankapalooza.
Appeal to her humanity. Beg if you have to!
- Good idea.
Just as soon as I get the mahogany off my door.
Luan, you've got to call off Prankageddon. Please.
Ronnie Anne is coming over tomorrow,
and I can't let her get pranked. - Okay.
- Really? Wow, that was easier than I--
- April Fools' practice!
Lincoln, you know the April Fools' rules.
Anyone who sets foot on our property is fair game.
Speaking of which, is Clyde coming over?
'Cause I'd love to just say, "Hey."
- Clyde, pleading with Luan did not work.
She's an animal.
What was that?
- Oh, that's Cleopawtra. She's been fiesty lately,
so we put her in the time-out crate.
- Time-out crate. That's it!
Ugh, why did I choose mahogany?
Okay, we're all here? Good.
So, about Luan...
- Shh. She's got ears everywhere.
I saw this in a mob movie once.
She won't hear us over the noise.
- We all know tomorrow's going to be awful,
but it doesn't have to be.
If we combine forces, we can prevent Luan
from setting up any pranks in the first place.
- Uh, how exactly are we going to do that?
- Let me tell you my plan.
- Better make it snappy.
We're almost done with the spin cycle.
♪
- Let me out of here!
- Okay.
- Really? Wow, that was easier than I--
- April Fools!
We aren't letting you out until April 2nd.
- That was a crate plan, Lincoln.
- I've been crating for this moment all my life.
- Well, better crate than never.
- You're in a crate.
Get it?
- Maybe we should just go to bed.
♪
- We're doomed.
Luan escaped, and now she's gonna be mad!
- How could this have happened?
- She's a black magic woman, dude.
- I got to get my money back for these.
- Peace out. I'll be in my bunker.
- Everyone else, to my room. We'll be safe there.
- What's all this ruckus about?
- Luan's on the loose. Take cover!
- But we thought you locked her up.
- Plan B! Retreat! Retreat!
- Oh, no. Ronnie Anne's on her way?
Could this day get any worse?
♪
Well, that's my answer.
But on the plus side, that's one less prank
Ronnie Anne could suffer.
That's it!
If I set off all the pranks in the house,
there won't be any left for her.
- Lincoln! It's not safe out there!
- Save yourselves. I got a job to do.
- Don't worry, Lincoln. I'll plan your funeral.
- I'll start by de-pranking the kitchen.
♪
"Kitchen this way"?
Does she think I'm dumb enough to fall for that?
♪
Well, here goes nothing.
Ow.
♪
Ugh!
Aah! Ow.
Aah!
- I made that dish from scratch.
♪
- Lisa Marie Loud, let us in.
- I'll need some assurances in return.
I will never again be punished
for the explosions in or around the house.
- Happy April Stools.
- Are those diapers? She wouldn't.
- Whatever you want. Just let us in!
- Sign here, here, and initial here.
♪
- Aah! Ha.
Uh-oh.
Aah!
Towel, towel, towel. Where's the towel?
Aah!
- Don't give up. No one likes a critter.
- I think if we ration the food, we should be okay.
- What does "ration" mean?
- Typical. Now someone has to go
into the kitchen for more supplies.
- Let's draw straws.
- I'll just go.
I know I'm gonna lose. I'm a terrible artist.
- Actually, that's not what--
- Good luck, Leni.
♪
- "Kitchen this way"?
Oh, thank you, sign.
♪
Thank you, sign.
- Okay, living room. So far, so good.
I think this is how you kiss a girl.
- Don't hold back, Lincoln. Girls like a guy with passion.
- I can't let Ronnie Anne see this.
I think this-- Aah, stop, stop.
Ugh.
Ugh!
- Looks like spring is in the air.
♪
- Just got to finish the bedrooms.
- Lincoln. What's happening?
Lucy just invited me to your funeral.
- Ow. I've been setting off all the pranks in the house
so Ronnie Anne doesn't get hit.
I've gone through every room except Leni and Lori's.
Clyde? Hello?
- I volunteer to clear Lori's room.
It was worth it.
Lori's room smells like apple cinnamon.
- That might be this pie.
Well, I think that's it.
The Loud house is prank-free.
I won! You thought you'd outsmart me,
but you got the worst pranking ever.
- You didn't really win, Luan.
I only set off the pranks
because Ronnie Anne was coming over.
- Yeah? Well, who do you think invited her over, genius?
I knew I had to lure you out of your room,
so I called Ronnie Anne and told her how much
you love April Fools' Day, and here she is
to deliver the final blow.
♪
- Huh? Why'd you do that?
- You took all those pranks for me.
It's the least I could do.
Come on. Let's draw some eyebrows on you
and go get a milkshake.
♪
- That girl's a keeper.
♪
- I think it's over.
- Yes! - I can't believe we made it!
- Wait. Where's Leni?
- I have my suspicions.
- Okay, everybody in the van.
Let's find Leni, and then afterwards,
frozen yogurt to celebrate.
Ha-ha.
Luan!
- Aww, the end of April Fools always makes me feel a little...
blue.
Get it?
♪
- Bored of the same old breakfast?
- Yes.
- Then try Zombie Bran.
The cereal that turns you into the walking fed.
- Bran.
Bran!
- Must. Have. Zombie Bran.
Mom! Mom!
- What on earth is down here?
- Mom, Mom, can we please get Zombie Bran cereal?
Please, please, please, please, please, please.
- Sorry, sweetie. We've got a very tight budget,
and, by the time I get everything on my grocery list,
there's no money left over for treats.
- Hmm.
What if I could get everything on here
and still have enough money left over for Zombie Bran?
- You want to do the shopping for me?
I don't know, Lincoln. It's a big responsibility.
I'm not sure you can handle it.
- I can, Mom. I promise.
And think of what you could do with all that time to yourself.
- Mmm.
Oh, yes.
♪
Deal, but just this once, okay?
- Yes!
Bran. Bran.
- So that's it. Luan!
No more comedy props in the sink!
- Reusable bags. Calculator.
More reusable bags.
- Lincoln. I'm going shopping with you.
Bobby literally just got a job as a stock boy.
- Sorry, guys. I'm a man on a mission,
and you'll just get in my way.
- No, we won't. Uh, we'll help you shop.
- Yeah, we're totally gonna help you, dude.
- Hmm.
Okay, fine.
Guess I could use a little help.
Aww.
- Sorry, Lily. You're staying with Dad.
Ow!
♪
- All right, Lincoln.
Here's the list, and here's exactly $200.
I'll be back in an hour.
I'm off to get my first pedicure in 17 years!
- You will be mine. Ready, guys?
- Whoa, whoa, what do you hooligans think you're doing?
- We're shopping for our mom, sir.
- Bobby Boo Boo Bear.
- Babe!
- I love a man in uniform.
- It's okay, boss. I know them.
- Very reassuring, Boo Boo Bear.
- Huh. Eggs, milk.
Okay, okay. Looks legit.
But any monkey business,
and you're all out on your keisters.
- All right, guys. You heard him.
You all have to be on your best behavior.
Now, if we each take a section of Mom's list--
I should've known.
I've been played.
I've got $200.
I just need a way to save $4.
Ooh. 10 cents off the dented one.
A couple more savings like this,
and I'll have enough for my Zombie Bran.
- Yippie-ki-yay, market shoppers.
♪
- Lynn!
Eject! Eject!
♪
- Ahh. Nice!
Soft landing.
- Ugh! Maybe for you.
- Ha-ha.
- Yowch!
Okay, where were we? Milk.
- Step right up, folks,
to see some egg-cellent juggling.
Get it?
- Ulch! - Whoops.
Oh. Looks like the yoke's on you.
- Luan! Cut it out!
- Whoa.
How's this for a balanced breakfast?
- Yowch! Who did this?
♪
We've got a hooligan in our midst.
- Ah, he's no fun. I was on an egg roll.
Get it?
Okay, that's another 50 cents saved for old lettuce.
we have a two-for-one sale on waffles.
- Ooh, a sale.
♪
Two for one!
That puts me another buck closer to Zombie Bran.
There's a child in the frozen peas!
- Lisa! What are you doing?
- Research for my cryogenic freezer.
The future needs my brain.
- I don't believe this.
♪
- Oh! Where did that hooligan go?
♪
- Okay. Tilapia.
- Be free!
The ocean's that way. Or is it that way?
- Leni, what are you doing?
- Can you believe people were going
to eat these poor, helpless creatures?
- Leni! No!
Yowch! Ow. Ow. Ow.
- What the--who did this?
I got you now.
Yowch!
Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
- Go. Go. Go. Go.
What is wrong with you guys?
I told you I was on a mission, and you're all--
Ooh, another sale.
- For those about to shop, I salute you.
- Dang it.
- Good night, grocery store!
- I'll get you yet.
- Let's see...
Value pack. Family pack.
Ahh, here we go. Village pack.
Whew.
Check.
Yes! That was the last item.
Now, for the moment of truth.
And the grand total is...
$196.
Which leaves...
four bucks for Zombie Bran.
Yes!
Whew. Last box.
And I can't believe it's really--
- Mine.
- Hey, you can't do that. I had it first!
- And I have it now, pineapple boy.
- Oh, you are going down.
♪
- - Guys, please stop.
You're gonna get us kicked out.
♪
Aah!
♪
- Whoa!
- Go, chickens. Be free.
- Please stop. You're gonna get us kicked out.
♪
- Sample, dear?
- Oh. Thank you.
♪
- - Oh, dear.
♪
- Please stop.
- Sigh.
♪
- Aah!
♪
- Game over, cereal stealer.
Dang it.
- - Hey! Aah!
♪
Aah!
♪
Gotcha, hooligan!
- I can't believe you got us kicked out of here.
- Can I just get my cereal?
- No!
- B-b-but, my Zombie Bran!
- Yes!
And now to get out before we're kicked out.
Come on, people. Let's go, move it.
- Check it out, babe.
- Oh, Boo Boo Bear. You're such an amazing artist.
- Nah, babe. You're just an amazing muse.
- Let's go.
- What's the big idea? - Why are you pushing us?
- Because I'm this close to getting my cereal,
and I don't want you guys to ruin it.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you mean, "your" cereal?
- I made a deal with Mom. If I had enough money left
after getting all the groceries, I could get my Zombie Bran.
- Well, if you get a treat, I want a treat.
- Yeah! I want a Little Princess Pie.
- I want Blood Pudding.
- I could re-up on my sodium bicarbonate.
- And I want dog biscuits.
They're for Charles, I swear.
Even though they are great for my teeth and my coat.
- No way. There's no money left.
- Well, there will be if we put this back.
- Give me that! I worked my butt off to get it.
- Aah!
- No!
- I thought I already got rid of you, hooligan.
Now I want you out of my store.
And take your sisters with you.
♪
I'll take that.
- But--but--
Ugh! My Zombie Bran.
- Boo Boo Bear. Push broom.
♪
- Well, isn't this wonderful?
I guess I'll be shopping in the next town over for a while.
- I'm sorry, Mom, but it's not all my fault.
- I don't want to hear about it.
You told me you could handle the grocery shopping,
but clearly you cannot.
- But Zombie Bran!
- You can forget about that cereal, Lincoln.
- But-- - End of discussion.
- Bored of the same old breakfast?
- Then try Zombie Bran.
The cereal that turns you into the walking fed.
- Bran. Bran!
- Now in new "Raisin the Dead" flavor.
Very funny, guys. I'm not in the mood.
Whoa. Hey! - Bran.
- You got me my cereal?
- It's the least we could do.
The only reason you didn't get this was because of us.
- I only have one thing to say to you all.
Bran.
- Bran.
- ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪
♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪
♪ In the Loud house - ♪ Loud house
- ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪
♪ That's the way we show our love in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house
♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪
♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪
♪ Stand in line to take a pee
♪ Never any privacy
♪ Chaos with 11 kids
♪ That's the way it always is ♪
♪ In the Loud house