1 00:00:07,228 --> 00:00:08,798 - ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 2 00:00:08,797 --> 00:00:10,397 ♪ Dodging girls like ping pong balls ♪ 3 00:00:10,399 --> 00:00:12,269 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 4 00:00:12,267 --> 00:00:13,437 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles 5 00:00:13,435 --> 00:00:15,035 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 6 00:00:15,037 --> 00:00:19,137 ♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪ 7 00:00:19,141 --> 00:00:20,171 - ♪ In the Loud house 8 00:00:20,175 --> 00:00:21,305 ♪ In the Loud house 9 00:00:21,309 --> 00:00:22,679 - ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪ 10 00:00:22,677 --> 00:00:24,077 ♪ Is how we show our love 11 00:00:24,079 --> 00:00:26,449 - ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪ 12 00:00:26,448 --> 00:00:27,678 - ♪ One boy and ten girls 13 00:00:27,682 --> 00:00:30,082 ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 14 00:00:30,085 --> 00:00:33,415 - ♪ Loud Loud Loud 15 00:00:33,422 --> 00:00:35,082 ♪ Loud house 16 00:00:35,090 --> 00:00:36,430 - Poo-poo. 17 00:00:38,492 --> 00:00:41,592 [rock music] 18 00:00:41,596 --> 00:00:46,696 ♪ 19 00:00:47,535 --> 00:00:49,465 [clothing rustles] 20 00:00:50,571 --> 00:00:51,801 - Really? 21 00:00:51,807 --> 00:00:53,307 [laughter] 22 00:00:53,308 --> 00:00:54,878 [bell rings] 23 00:00:57,878 --> 00:01:00,248 Oh, real original! 24 00:01:00,248 --> 00:01:01,518 [laughter] 25 00:01:01,516 --> 00:01:03,316 [bell rings] 26 00:01:04,452 --> 00:01:06,452 [flatulence] 27 00:01:06,455 --> 00:01:08,525 That's real mature! 28 00:01:08,523 --> 00:01:09,823 [laughter] 29 00:01:09,825 --> 00:01:11,595 [bell rings] 30 00:01:14,295 --> 00:01:15,725 [laughter] 31 00:01:15,730 --> 00:01:19,270 All right, that's it! 32 00:01:19,267 --> 00:01:20,237 [bell rings] 33 00:01:20,235 --> 00:01:21,705 - So you really confronted that bully? 34 00:01:21,703 --> 00:01:25,773 - That's right. I said to meet me at 3:30 in front of my house 35 00:01:25,774 --> 00:01:27,704 and we're gonna settle this. 36 00:01:27,709 --> 00:01:29,649 - Whoa! You're gonna fight? 37 00:01:29,644 --> 00:01:30,874 - I'm not an animal, Clyde. 38 00:01:30,879 --> 00:01:34,549 I'm going to deliver a strongly worded speech... 39 00:01:34,549 --> 00:01:35,519 as soon as I write it. 40 00:01:35,517 --> 00:01:38,557 - Looks like that bully left you a note of their own. 41 00:01:38,553 --> 00:01:40,883 - Huh? 42 00:01:40,889 --> 00:01:42,989 "Lame-O." 43 00:01:42,991 --> 00:01:45,391 - [sniffs] Ooh, watermelon lime! 44 00:01:45,393 --> 00:01:46,793 - Better not let my sisters see this, 45 00:01:46,795 --> 00:01:48,425 'cause then they'll want to get involved 46 00:01:48,430 --> 00:01:50,700 and make things worse, the way they always do. 47 00:01:50,699 --> 00:01:53,239 - I don't know, maybe they'd be helpful. 48 00:01:53,235 --> 00:01:55,505 Your sister Lori gives great advice. 49 00:01:55,504 --> 00:01:58,734 She told me to never be myself. 50 00:01:58,740 --> 00:02:00,710 I love that woman. 51 00:02:00,709 --> 00:02:01,579 - Aw, Clyde. 52 00:02:01,576 --> 00:02:02,576 Sweet, innocent Clyde. 53 00:02:02,577 --> 00:02:07,887 He has no idea what it's like to have ten meddling sisters. 54 00:02:07,883 --> 00:02:08,783 [grunts] 55 00:02:08,783 --> 00:02:11,383 [upbeat music] 56 00:02:11,386 --> 00:02:14,486 [machinery whirs and buzzes] 57 00:02:14,489 --> 00:02:17,529 ♪ 58 00:02:17,526 --> 00:02:20,856 [muffled shouts] 59 00:02:20,862 --> 00:02:21,792 Phew! 60 00:02:21,796 --> 00:02:23,896 - Here comes the airplane! 61 00:02:23,899 --> 00:02:25,539 Oopsie! - Ah! 62 00:02:25,534 --> 00:02:28,904 It burns! 63 00:02:28,904 --> 00:02:31,004 And that was just a paper cut. 64 00:02:31,006 --> 00:02:32,836 - Well, then you better get that gum out. 65 00:02:32,841 --> 00:02:35,701 You want to look intimidating for that bully. 66 00:02:35,710 --> 00:02:38,720 - I was born intimidating. 67 00:02:38,713 --> 00:02:39,573 Ew, ew, gross. 68 00:02:39,581 --> 00:02:40,911 - You know, peanut butter will get that gum out. 69 00:02:40,916 --> 00:02:42,586 - Should I use chunky or smooth? 70 00:02:42,584 --> 00:02:44,884 - Well, if you use chunky, you're gonna 71 00:02:44,886 --> 00:02:47,456 have to use smooth to get the chunks out. 72 00:02:47,455 --> 00:02:49,325 - Good point. Thanks, pal. 73 00:02:49,324 --> 00:02:52,494 [dramatic music] 74 00:02:52,494 --> 00:02:55,524 ♪ 75 00:02:55,530 --> 00:02:58,370 The National Weather Service reports clear skies 76 00:02:58,366 --> 00:03:00,936 with only a 20% chance of meddling sisters. 77 00:03:00,936 --> 00:03:05,676 But we advise keeping your umbrella handy. 78 00:03:05,674 --> 00:03:07,774 Shh. 79 00:03:07,776 --> 00:03:09,406 [toy squeaks] 80 00:03:12,413 --> 00:03:14,413 [toy whistles] 81 00:03:14,416 --> 00:03:16,086 - Shh. 82 00:03:16,084 --> 00:03:18,414 - Shh. 83 00:03:18,420 --> 00:03:19,390 - Hold it right there! 84 00:03:19,387 --> 00:03:21,357 He wore cargo shorts on your date? 85 00:03:21,356 --> 00:03:25,356 That is literally the worst thing I have ever heard. 86 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:27,360 - Phew! 87 00:03:27,362 --> 00:03:30,562 Peanut butter, peanut butter, where's the peanut butter? 88 00:03:30,565 --> 00:03:33,035 - [humming melody] Hey, bro. 89 00:03:33,034 --> 00:03:35,434 - Oh, hey, Luna, what's the haps? 90 00:03:35,437 --> 00:03:37,067 - Rad way to chill out, bro. 91 00:03:37,072 --> 00:03:38,532 - Right? Totally rad. 92 00:03:38,540 --> 00:03:41,910 - Hey, hook me up with some pudding. 93 00:03:43,577 --> 00:03:44,917 - Gross! 94 00:03:47,348 --> 00:03:50,548 - Thanks. Stay cool. 95 00:03:54,421 --> 00:03:56,881 - Peanut butter! 96 00:03:56,891 --> 00:04:02,961 Ah, why do people put empty jars back in the fridge? 97 00:04:02,964 --> 00:04:04,364 I need a plan B. 98 00:04:04,366 --> 00:04:05,736 - Socks and sandals? 99 00:04:05,734 --> 00:04:06,634 Cut it out. 100 00:04:06,635 --> 00:04:08,765 - "Cut it out." That's it! 101 00:04:08,770 --> 00:04:10,870 - Now that is literally the worst thing 102 00:04:10,872 --> 00:04:12,972 I have ever heard. 103 00:04:12,974 --> 00:04:21,784 ♪ 104 00:04:21,783 --> 00:04:23,483 - Hey, Luan. - Hey, Lincoln. 105 00:04:23,485 --> 00:04:24,655 What do you think of this joke? 106 00:04:24,653 --> 00:04:28,023 If I were you, I'd go for the baboon. 107 00:04:28,023 --> 00:04:29,653 - I don't get it. - Oh, well, 108 00:04:29,658 --> 00:04:30,788 that's just the punch line. 109 00:04:30,792 --> 00:04:33,892 I still got to think of the setup. 110 00:04:33,895 --> 00:04:37,865 ♪ 111 00:04:37,866 --> 00:04:41,566 - Lincoln, honey, I need you to take out the trash! 112 00:04:41,569 --> 00:04:42,969 - Okay, Mom, five minutes! 113 00:04:42,971 --> 00:04:44,671 - Not five minutes, now! 114 00:04:44,673 --> 00:04:46,873 - I will, just give me three minutes. 115 00:04:46,875 --> 00:04:49,075 - Lincoln, listen to your mother! 116 00:04:49,077 --> 00:04:50,507 - [groans] 117 00:04:50,512 --> 00:04:54,742 ♪ 118 00:04:54,749 --> 00:04:57,449 [groans] 119 00:04:57,452 --> 00:04:59,712 - Hey, Lincoln, is my desk lamp in there? 120 00:04:59,721 --> 00:05:00,681 I can't find it anywhere. 121 00:05:00,689 --> 00:05:04,129 - Nope, have you tried looking on your desk? 122 00:05:04,125 --> 00:05:06,055 - So smart. 123 00:05:06,061 --> 00:05:07,791 What's up with that hat? 124 00:05:07,796 --> 00:05:08,526 - Oh, this? 125 00:05:08,530 --> 00:05:09,970 These are all the rage right now. 126 00:05:09,964 --> 00:05:13,534 I'm surprised you didn't know. 127 00:05:13,535 --> 00:05:15,105 - Hm. 128 00:05:15,103 --> 00:05:16,603 - Phew! 129 00:05:16,604 --> 00:05:17,334 - Greetings, human. 130 00:05:17,339 --> 00:05:21,209 There's Liquidambar Styraciflua in your follicular area. 131 00:05:21,209 --> 00:05:22,579 - A what in my who now? 132 00:05:22,577 --> 00:05:23,947 - You've got gum in your hair. 133 00:05:23,945 --> 00:05:25,915 - Oh, yes, I'm sure it's just-- 134 00:05:25,914 --> 00:05:28,514 - I assume that being of average intelligence, 135 00:05:28,516 --> 00:05:29,846 you didn't place it there yourself. 136 00:05:29,851 --> 00:05:34,111 Therefore I can only deduce that someone has been picking on you. 137 00:05:34,122 --> 00:05:35,582 - Lisa, please, you can't tell. 138 00:05:35,590 --> 00:05:36,990 I don't want everyone getting involved. 139 00:05:36,991 --> 00:05:39,951 - Don't worry, I do not have enough room in my brain 140 00:05:39,961 --> 00:05:42,661 for this kind of tomfoolery. 141 00:05:42,664 --> 00:05:44,224 - Phew! 142 00:05:45,899 --> 00:05:47,039 [overlapping chatter] 143 00:05:47,035 --> 00:05:47,935 [scissors snip] 144 00:05:47,936 --> 00:05:48,966 - You're being picked on. 145 00:05:48,970 --> 00:05:52,640 - Lisa, I thought you weren't going to say anything. 146 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:54,240 - No, what I said was 147 00:05:54,242 --> 00:05:56,172 I did not have room in my brain for your secret. 148 00:05:56,177 --> 00:05:58,977 Hence, I removed it and transferred it to Lynn, 149 00:05:58,980 --> 00:06:02,150 whose brain apparently has ample room. 150 00:06:02,150 --> 00:06:04,020 - Thanks. Hey! 151 00:06:04,018 --> 00:06:06,158 - So, you are being picked on. 152 00:06:06,154 --> 00:06:07,154 - Of course not. 153 00:06:07,155 --> 00:06:08,725 - Then what's that? 154 00:06:08,723 --> 00:06:10,983 - That's just my gum. 155 00:06:10,992 --> 00:06:14,652 Mm! Watermelon lime. 156 00:06:14,662 --> 00:06:16,922 And hair. [retches] 157 00:06:16,931 --> 00:06:18,561 [overlapping chatter] 158 00:06:18,566 --> 00:06:21,706 Guys, guys, please stay out of this! 159 00:06:21,703 --> 00:06:22,863 You'll only make it worse. 160 00:06:22,871 --> 00:06:25,031 - If by worse you mean better, I agree. 161 00:06:25,039 --> 00:06:27,139 - You should go straight to the school principal. 162 00:06:27,142 --> 00:06:29,572 - Forget that. You should literally text 163 00:06:29,577 --> 00:06:32,077 an embarrassing picture of him to all his friends. 164 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:34,720 - I'm gonna write an insult comedy routine 165 00:06:34,716 --> 00:06:37,116 that'll leave him in tears. 166 00:06:37,118 --> 00:06:39,658 - [shouts] Basic stealth ninja kick. 167 00:06:39,654 --> 00:06:41,854 That's how you're gonna take him down. 168 00:06:41,856 --> 00:06:42,826 - [groans] 169 00:06:42,824 --> 00:06:44,994 Well, folks, the National Weather Service 170 00:06:44,993 --> 00:06:48,823 has just released a category one sisternado watch. 171 00:06:48,830 --> 00:06:50,300 We advise boarding up your windows 172 00:06:50,298 --> 00:06:52,698 and preparing your emergency supplies. 173 00:06:52,700 --> 00:06:57,270 - That's the camel clutch, another good option for you. 174 00:06:57,272 --> 00:06:58,602 - Well, look, I don't need any-- 175 00:06:58,606 --> 00:07:00,206 - We'll start with some basic dumb jokes. 176 00:07:00,208 --> 00:07:03,578 Like, you're so dumb you locked yourself inside your car. 177 00:07:03,578 --> 00:07:05,748 That kind of thing. - Oh, I know! 178 00:07:05,747 --> 00:07:07,147 I'll invite him to a tea party 179 00:07:07,148 --> 00:07:09,848 and make him use the chipped cup. 180 00:07:09,851 --> 00:07:14,011 I'm so evil, sometimes I scare even me. 181 00:07:14,022 --> 00:07:17,182 - What are you doing? - Surprise mime attack! 182 00:07:17,192 --> 00:07:18,622 I invented that one myself. 183 00:07:18,626 --> 00:07:20,956 - Lynn, I'm not going to fight. I-- 184 00:07:20,962 --> 00:07:23,962 - Ugh! Fine, I'll take care of this myself. 185 00:07:23,965 --> 00:07:25,995 - You should do this. 186 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:26,900 [cymbals crash] 187 00:07:26,901 --> 00:07:29,161 His ears'll be ringing for days. 188 00:07:29,170 --> 00:07:32,080 - Ugly jokes are always good too, like you're so ugly 189 00:07:32,073 --> 00:07:35,343 you have to trick or treat over the phone. 190 00:07:35,343 --> 00:07:36,273 - What? 191 00:07:36,277 --> 00:07:37,707 - Look, I found him. 192 00:07:37,712 --> 00:07:40,242 - How dare you bully our brother. 193 00:07:40,248 --> 00:07:42,788 Only we get to do that. 194 00:07:42,784 --> 00:07:46,254 - Smush your watermelon lime gum in his hair, Lincoln. 195 00:07:46,254 --> 00:07:49,184 Fine, I'll do it. - Wait, stop! 196 00:07:49,190 --> 00:07:50,190 This guy isn't my enemy. 197 00:07:50,191 --> 00:07:53,121 Although thanks to you he probably will be now. 198 00:07:53,127 --> 00:07:56,227 - [growls] - Oh, why are you still here? 199 00:07:56,231 --> 00:07:58,261 - I can't believe I almost wasted 200 00:07:58,266 --> 00:08:01,296 perfectly good gum on him. 201 00:08:01,302 --> 00:08:03,302 - I'll go get another boy. 202 00:08:03,304 --> 00:08:04,804 - No! Lynn, stop! 203 00:08:04,806 --> 00:08:06,676 It's not even a boy! 204 00:08:06,674 --> 00:08:07,304 - Is it a dog? 205 00:08:07,308 --> 00:08:10,348 - [sighs] It's a girl. 206 00:08:10,345 --> 00:08:11,975 [girls gasp] 207 00:08:11,980 --> 00:08:14,720 [girls squeal] 208 00:08:14,716 --> 00:08:15,846 What? 209 00:08:15,850 --> 00:08:19,020 - Normally I don't care for inane human emotions, 210 00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:20,790 but... [squeals] 211 00:08:20,788 --> 00:08:24,388 - Lincoln, why didn't you tell us you had a girlfriend? 212 00:08:24,392 --> 00:08:27,092 - She sounds so pretty. - What is happening? 213 00:08:27,095 --> 00:08:31,935 - When a girl picks on you, that only ever means one thing, 214 00:08:31,933 --> 00:08:33,233 she likes you. 215 00:08:33,234 --> 00:08:37,004 [girls squeal] - That's ridiculous. 216 00:08:37,005 --> 00:08:39,075 She shoved a sandwich down my pants. 217 00:08:39,073 --> 00:08:42,373 I was picking sesame seeds out of my butt for days. 218 00:08:42,377 --> 00:08:43,977 - Aww! - So romantic. 219 00:08:43,978 --> 00:08:45,118 - That's a classic. 220 00:08:45,113 --> 00:08:47,143 - You guys are nuts. She hates me. 221 00:08:47,148 --> 00:08:49,388 I'm gonna meet her today and give her a piece of my mind. 222 00:08:49,384 --> 00:08:52,314 - You need to give her a piece of your heart instead. 223 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:55,990 - What? - I think he needs to kiss her. 224 00:08:55,990 --> 00:08:57,130 - What? - Kiss her! 225 00:08:57,125 --> 00:08:59,955 [overlapping chatter] 226 00:08:59,961 --> 00:09:02,961 - This just in from the National weather Service, 227 00:09:02,964 --> 00:09:03,824 the sisternado watch 228 00:09:03,831 --> 00:09:06,361 has been upgraded to a sisternado warning. 229 00:09:06,367 --> 00:09:07,867 Take cover immediately! 230 00:09:07,869 --> 00:09:10,209 - Kiss her! Kiss her! - [screams] 231 00:09:10,204 --> 00:09:13,974 - Kiss her! Kiss her! Kiss her! 232 00:09:13,975 --> 00:09:16,705 - Mayday! Mayday! Clyde, do you copy? 233 00:09:16,711 --> 00:09:19,411 - Roger, I mean this is Clyde, not Roger, 234 00:09:19,414 --> 00:09:21,444 but yeah, roger, it's Clyde. 235 00:09:21,449 --> 00:09:23,889 - My sisters have lost their minds. 236 00:09:23,885 --> 00:09:25,355 They think the bully likes me. 237 00:09:25,353 --> 00:09:27,213 They want me to kiss her! 238 00:09:27,221 --> 00:09:30,221 - I don't know. Maybe they're right, Lincoln. 239 00:09:30,224 --> 00:09:32,224 - My sisters are never right. 240 00:09:32,226 --> 00:09:33,126 All they do is meddle. 241 00:09:33,127 --> 00:09:34,227 - They're girls, Lincoln. 242 00:09:34,228 --> 00:09:36,728 They know more about these things then we do. 243 00:09:36,731 --> 00:09:37,961 It's a scientific fact. 244 00:09:37,966 --> 00:09:41,866 - Yeah, but there's no way that--wow, me? 245 00:09:41,869 --> 00:09:43,769 You really think she might like me? 246 00:09:43,771 --> 00:09:44,461 How would I know? 247 00:09:44,472 --> 00:09:46,402 - There's only one way to find out. 248 00:09:46,407 --> 00:09:49,477 - Kiss her! Kiss her! - Hold it! 249 00:09:49,477 --> 00:09:53,877 So am I going to kiss this girl or what? 250 00:09:53,881 --> 00:09:55,881 [girls squeal] 251 00:09:55,883 --> 00:09:58,283 - Again... [squeals] 252 00:09:58,286 --> 00:10:00,486 [watch beeps] - It's 3:30. 253 00:10:00,488 --> 00:10:02,358 Lola, lip balm. 254 00:10:02,357 --> 00:10:04,887 Lana, breath mint. 255 00:10:04,892 --> 00:10:06,422 Let's do this. 256 00:10:06,427 --> 00:10:07,727 - Go get her, Romeo. 257 00:10:07,729 --> 00:10:09,329 - You so got this, little bro. 258 00:10:09,330 --> 00:10:10,970 - Aw, our little Lincoln. 259 00:10:10,965 --> 00:10:14,795 - All grown up. [blows nose] 260 00:10:14,802 --> 00:10:15,632 - All the bridesmaids 261 00:10:15,637 --> 00:10:17,167 should wear these hats at Lincoln's wedding. 262 00:10:17,171 --> 00:10:19,371 These are all the rage right now. 263 00:10:19,374 --> 00:10:23,004 [groovy music] 264 00:10:23,011 --> 00:10:25,441 [Lincoln smooches] girls: Aww! 265 00:10:25,446 --> 00:10:26,776 [punch thuds] 266 00:10:26,781 --> 00:10:29,081 girls: Ooh! 267 00:10:31,218 --> 00:10:32,818 - Sorry, buddy, our bad. 268 00:10:32,820 --> 00:10:34,020 - Well, at least you gave it a shot. 269 00:10:34,022 --> 00:10:35,422 - I'll get some ice for that shiner. 270 00:10:35,423 --> 00:10:36,353 - X-ray machine, stat. 271 00:10:36,357 --> 00:10:38,527 - I'm really sorry, Lincoln. [overlapping chatter] 272 00:10:38,526 --> 00:10:40,796 - Sorry, Lincoln. - Quiet! 273 00:10:40,795 --> 00:10:43,225 Every time you guys butt into my life, 274 00:10:43,231 --> 00:10:44,161 you make things worse. 275 00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:46,395 Well, guess what. Never again! 276 00:10:46,401 --> 00:10:49,101 No more meddling! 277 00:10:49,103 --> 00:10:50,533 [door closes] 278 00:10:51,538 --> 00:10:52,778 I knew it all along. 279 00:10:52,774 --> 00:10:54,274 I should never have listened to them. 280 00:10:54,275 --> 00:10:58,145 My sisters are always wrong. - [whistles] 281 00:10:58,146 --> 00:11:00,046 - Huh? 282 00:11:03,216 --> 00:11:06,056 "Sorry, Lame-O. Here's my number. 283 00:11:06,054 --> 00:11:08,954 Text me"? 284 00:11:13,126 --> 00:11:16,526 "For your eye. XOXO, Ronnie Anne." 285 00:11:16,531 --> 00:11:20,491 Okay, maybe just this one time my sisters were right. 286 00:11:20,501 --> 00:11:22,501 But don't tell them that! 287 00:11:24,471 --> 00:11:27,701 [upbeat rock music]