1 00:00:07,228 --> 00:00:08,798 - ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 2 00:00:08,797 --> 00:00:10,397 ♪ Dodging girls like ping pong balls ♪ 3 00:00:10,399 --> 00:00:12,269 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 4 00:00:12,267 --> 00:00:13,437 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles 5 00:00:13,435 --> 00:00:15,035 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 6 00:00:15,037 --> 00:00:19,137 ♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪ 7 00:00:19,141 --> 00:00:20,171 - ♪ In the Loud house 8 00:00:20,175 --> 00:00:21,305 ♪ In the Loud house 9 00:00:21,309 --> 00:00:22,679 - ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪ 10 00:00:22,677 --> 00:00:24,077 ♪ Is how we show our love 11 00:00:24,079 --> 00:00:26,449 - ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪ 12 00:00:26,448 --> 00:00:27,678 - ♪ One boy and ten girls 13 00:00:27,682 --> 00:00:30,082 ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 14 00:00:30,085 --> 00:00:33,415 - ♪ Loud Loud Loud 15 00:00:33,422 --> 00:00:35,122 ♪ Loud house 16 00:00:35,123 --> 00:00:36,453 - Poo-poo. 17 00:00:38,325 --> 00:00:41,565 [light upbeat music] 18 00:00:41,563 --> 00:00:46,833 ♪ 19 00:00:51,572 --> 00:00:55,472 - Ever wonder what it's like to grow up in a big family? 20 00:00:55,477 --> 00:00:57,147 Well, so does my teacher. 21 00:00:57,145 --> 00:01:00,445 Our class assignment is to do a report on our families. 22 00:01:00,449 --> 00:01:04,789 With ten sisters, I can sum up mine in one word. 23 00:01:04,786 --> 00:01:05,686 Chaos. 24 00:01:05,687 --> 00:01:08,857 It took 3 weeks, 4 boxes of pasta, 25 00:01:08,857 --> 00:01:11,827 2 tubes of glue, and 27 popsicle sticks, 26 00:01:11,827 --> 00:01:15,197 but the centerpiece of my project is finally finished. 27 00:01:15,197 --> 00:01:18,697 Pretty accurate representation of the Loud family, I'd say, 28 00:01:18,700 --> 00:01:20,900 but making this thing was the easy part. 29 00:01:20,902 --> 00:01:23,862 The real challenge is getting it to school on time 30 00:01:23,872 --> 00:01:26,302 and in one piece to give my report. 31 00:01:26,308 --> 00:01:27,908 Sounds easy, right? 32 00:01:27,909 --> 00:01:28,649 Not in my house. 33 00:01:28,643 --> 00:01:30,843 If you want to get all ten of your sisters 34 00:01:30,846 --> 00:01:31,746 out the door on time, 35 00:01:31,746 --> 00:01:35,416 you have to get up pretty early, and you have to have a plan. 36 00:01:35,417 --> 00:01:41,227 [loud thuds and indistinct chatter] 37 00:01:41,223 --> 00:01:44,253 The ten-headed beast has awoken. 38 00:01:44,259 --> 00:01:45,559 Wish me luck. 39 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:46,800 [cat yowls] 40 00:01:46,795 --> 00:01:48,795 Ah! 41 00:01:48,797 --> 00:01:49,597 Not today, Luan. 42 00:01:49,598 --> 00:01:54,298 - Oh, we'll see about that. "Pailure" is not an option. 43 00:01:54,302 --> 00:01:55,262 [laughs] Get it? 44 00:01:55,270 --> 00:01:59,710 - I'll just take this to the car later, but first, Luna. 45 00:01:59,708 --> 00:02:02,548 A little "Man with the Plan" music? 46 00:02:02,544 --> 00:02:03,974 - You got it, man. 47 00:02:03,979 --> 00:02:05,519 [plays rock music] 48 00:02:05,514 --> 00:02:06,674 - It's my dollar! 49 00:02:06,681 --> 00:02:08,381 - No, it's mine! - Let go! 50 00:02:08,383 --> 00:02:09,713 - No, you let go. - Right on cue. 51 00:02:09,718 --> 00:02:11,518 - You let go! - Stop it! 52 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:12,720 both: Hey! 53 00:02:12,721 --> 00:02:14,251 [cash register bell rings] 54 00:02:14,256 --> 00:02:16,526 - Half for Lola. Half for Lana. 55 00:02:16,525 --> 00:02:17,855 both: Thanks, Lincoln. 56 00:02:17,859 --> 00:02:19,829 - Good morning, Lincoln. - Ah! Good morning, Lucy. 57 00:02:19,828 --> 00:02:22,768 - For my new poem, I need a word that rhymes with choose. 58 00:02:22,764 --> 00:02:25,564 - Uh, how about lose? - That works. 59 00:02:25,567 --> 00:02:27,497 - Time to get dressed, Lily. 60 00:02:27,502 --> 00:02:29,362 - Hey, Lincoln! Think fast! 61 00:02:29,371 --> 00:02:31,371 [Lily giggles] - [chuckles] 62 00:02:31,373 --> 00:02:32,333 Nice catch, Lincoln. 63 00:02:32,340 --> 00:02:34,880 - Nice throw, Lynn. [Lily babbles] 64 00:02:34,876 --> 00:02:38,516 - O-M-G, Bobby, I literally had to call you right away. 65 00:02:38,513 --> 00:02:41,513 I am just so excited about the homecoming dance. 66 00:02:41,516 --> 00:02:45,016 I know, right? You're so sweet. 67 00:02:45,020 --> 00:02:48,430 - I'll get the drop on you yet. [laughs] 68 00:02:48,423 --> 00:02:50,553 Get it? - What do you want? 69 00:02:50,559 --> 00:02:53,359 - Lori, could you maybe hang up the phone 70 00:02:53,361 --> 00:02:54,561 and get ready for school? 71 00:02:54,563 --> 00:02:55,463 - Cool it, twerp. 72 00:02:55,463 --> 00:02:58,393 I'm quite capable of doing two things at once. 73 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:00,600 - [gasps] - Leni? 74 00:03:00,602 --> 00:03:01,332 - Note to self. 75 00:03:01,336 --> 00:03:04,006 Never walk and chew gum at the same time. 76 00:03:04,005 --> 00:03:06,535 - Time's running out. 77 00:03:06,541 --> 00:03:08,041 - Lincoln, think fast! 78 00:03:08,043 --> 00:03:11,913 ♪ 79 00:03:11,913 --> 00:03:13,413 - Okay, let's get you downstairs. 80 00:03:13,415 --> 00:03:16,345 - Scatter, she's gonna blow! - Or not. 81 00:03:16,351 --> 00:03:17,511 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 82 00:03:17,519 --> 00:03:19,459 [Erlenmeyer flask whistles] 83 00:03:19,454 --> 00:03:22,684 [whistling stops] 84 00:03:22,691 --> 00:03:23,381 Phew! 85 00:03:23,391 --> 00:03:25,921 Lisa, you're always forgetting the dinitrotoluene. 86 00:03:25,927 --> 00:03:29,427 - Silly me. Much appreciated. 87 00:03:29,431 --> 00:03:31,561 [explosion booms] 88 00:03:31,566 --> 00:03:33,066 I'm still alive! 89 00:03:33,068 --> 00:03:35,938 - Ayeee! Lucha libre! 90 00:03:35,937 --> 00:03:37,367 [screams] 91 00:03:37,372 --> 00:03:40,372 [clatter and cat yowls] 92 00:03:40,375 --> 00:03:41,505 Todo bien. 93 00:03:41,509 --> 00:03:44,679 - Lily, pants. [hamster chitters] 94 00:03:44,679 --> 00:03:45,749 [Lily babbles] 95 00:03:45,747 --> 00:03:47,717 - I was here first! - No, I was! 96 00:03:47,716 --> 00:03:49,746 - Nuh-uh! I was! - No way! I was! 97 00:03:49,751 --> 00:03:51,851 - You always say that! - You do! 98 00:03:51,853 --> 00:03:53,913 both: Hey, no cutting! 99 00:03:57,591 --> 00:03:59,621 Thanks, Lincoln. 100 00:03:59,628 --> 00:04:02,328 ♪ 101 00:04:02,330 --> 00:04:03,430 - Has anyone seen my zit cream? 102 00:04:03,431 --> 00:04:06,061 - I literally found the cutest dress to wear. 103 00:04:06,067 --> 00:04:07,637 - A word that rhymes with stuck. - Luck. 104 00:04:07,636 --> 00:04:09,636 - How do you stop a rhino from charging? 105 00:04:09,638 --> 00:04:11,478 - You take away his credit card. - [laughs] 106 00:04:11,473 --> 00:04:13,733 - Mom said no solving for X on the walls. 107 00:04:13,742 --> 00:04:15,942 Same. Blame. Game. Fame. 108 00:04:15,944 --> 00:04:17,604 - Where the heck are my roller skates? 109 00:04:17,612 --> 00:04:20,442 I've got field hockey today. 110 00:04:20,448 --> 00:04:23,488 - Wait. There's no roller skates in field hockey. 111 00:04:23,485 --> 00:04:25,755 - The way I play, there is. 112 00:04:25,754 --> 00:04:27,414 [Lily babbles] - Gotcha. 113 00:04:27,422 --> 00:04:29,752 Phase one of Operation Get Ready for School 114 00:04:29,758 --> 00:04:32,128 and Into the Car on Time is complete. 115 00:04:32,127 --> 00:04:36,567 Now comes phase two, breakfast. 116 00:04:36,564 --> 00:04:37,764 ♪ 117 00:04:37,766 --> 00:04:39,996 - Thank you! 118 00:04:42,836 --> 00:04:43,706 [sizzles] 119 00:04:43,705 --> 00:04:45,835 - Cooking is usually Dad's territory, 120 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:46,980 but I gave him the day off 121 00:04:46,975 --> 00:04:49,975 'cause I have to kick things into high gear. 122 00:04:49,978 --> 00:04:50,978 Egg whites for Leni. 123 00:04:50,979 --> 00:04:52,619 Sunny side up for Luna. 124 00:04:52,614 --> 00:04:53,974 Funny side up for Luan. 125 00:04:53,982 --> 00:04:55,012 - Great yolk. [laughs] 126 00:04:55,016 --> 00:04:57,086 - Scrambled for Lynn. Fried for Lisa. 127 00:04:57,085 --> 00:04:58,385 Deviled eggs for the twins, and... 128 00:04:58,386 --> 00:05:00,516 - Oh, and I picked out the perfect tux for you to wear, 129 00:05:00,522 --> 00:05:02,422 Bobby. - Hard-boiled for Lori. 130 00:05:02,424 --> 00:05:05,054 Extra goo-goo-gooey for Lily. 131 00:05:05,060 --> 00:05:05,760 - Goo goo goo. 132 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:07,130 - And for Lucy, extra well-done. 133 00:05:07,128 --> 00:05:11,838 - If I had a heart, it would be swelling right now. 134 00:05:12,700 --> 00:05:15,170 - All righty, then. We are dressed and fed, 135 00:05:15,170 --> 00:05:17,540 and now we have our backpacks and lunches 136 00:05:17,539 --> 00:05:19,479 prepared to dietary needs. 137 00:05:19,474 --> 00:05:22,704 We're just waiting on Lori. 138 00:05:22,711 --> 00:05:25,071 - No, not puke, Bobby. Puce. 139 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:26,850 It's like a reddish brownish. - [groans] 140 00:05:26,848 --> 00:05:30,188 Everyone, wait here while I grab my project. 141 00:05:31,618 --> 00:05:36,828 Time for phase three, getting you out the door in one piece. 142 00:05:36,825 --> 00:05:37,655 Whoa! Whoa! 143 00:05:37,659 --> 00:05:40,859 [grunting] Whoa! 144 00:05:43,497 --> 00:05:46,797 Phew! Okay then, we're all ready to go? 145 00:05:46,801 --> 00:05:49,061 Time for phase four, out the door. 146 00:05:49,070 --> 00:05:52,210 Like I said, if you want to get all your sisters 147 00:05:52,207 --> 00:05:53,507 out the door on time, 148 00:05:53,508 --> 00:05:55,078 you have to have a plan. - Fine. 149 00:05:55,076 --> 00:05:56,606 If you don't want to wear the tux, 150 00:05:56,611 --> 00:05:58,041 then I don't want to go to the dance! 151 00:05:58,046 --> 00:06:01,886 In fact, I don't even want to go to school! 152 00:06:01,883 --> 00:06:02,813 [screams] 153 00:06:02,817 --> 00:06:04,717 - So close. Wait! 154 00:06:04,719 --> 00:06:07,619 [indistinct chatter] No, no, no. 155 00:06:07,622 --> 00:06:10,152 Everyone, stay right where you are. 156 00:06:10,158 --> 00:06:11,628 Lori, wait. 157 00:06:11,626 --> 00:06:13,896 You're the only one who can drive us. 158 00:06:13,895 --> 00:06:15,895 - Get Mom to drive you! 159 00:06:15,897 --> 00:06:17,527 - But she's already left. 160 00:06:17,532 --> 00:06:19,932 - Ah! I'm blue! 161 00:06:19,934 --> 00:06:20,894 My skin's turned blue! 162 00:06:20,902 --> 00:06:24,602 - Technically it's a sallow shade of cerulean, 163 00:06:24,606 --> 00:06:25,776 but why split hairs? 164 00:06:25,774 --> 00:06:26,904 - Lisa, what did you do? 165 00:06:26,908 --> 00:06:28,878 - I secretly switched Leni's blemish cream 166 00:06:28,877 --> 00:06:31,747 for an experimental skin pigmentation ointment 167 00:06:31,746 --> 00:06:32,846 I've been working on. 168 00:06:32,847 --> 00:06:33,717 - Why would you do that? 169 00:06:33,715 --> 00:06:36,145 - Because she wouldn't let me try it on her if I had asked. 170 00:06:36,151 --> 00:06:39,181 - You go upstairs right now and get something to fix it. 171 00:06:39,187 --> 00:06:42,857 - Fine. Hairless apes one, science zero. 172 00:06:42,857 --> 00:06:45,227 - Can't something go my way for once? 173 00:06:45,226 --> 00:06:47,526 - You can't always get what you want, bro. 174 00:06:47,529 --> 00:06:49,869 - Lincoln, I've finished my poem. 175 00:06:49,864 --> 00:06:51,194 It's called "Failure." 176 00:06:51,199 --> 00:06:53,869 - Lucy, I really don't have time for-- 177 00:06:53,868 --> 00:06:54,938 - Failure. 178 00:06:54,936 --> 00:06:55,736 It is not an option, 179 00:06:55,737 --> 00:06:57,167 yet it's something you choose. 180 00:06:57,172 --> 00:06:59,872 The man with the plan is destined to lose. 181 00:06:59,874 --> 00:07:02,144 - Lily, where are your clothes? 182 00:07:02,143 --> 00:07:03,543 And where is your diaper? 183 00:07:03,545 --> 00:07:06,015 - Go poo-poo. [laughs] 184 00:07:06,014 --> 00:07:07,514 [diaper squishes] 185 00:07:07,515 --> 00:07:10,085 - I found the diaper. 186 00:07:10,084 --> 00:07:13,914 [upbeat music] 187 00:07:13,922 --> 00:07:14,922 - Failure. 188 00:07:14,923 --> 00:07:16,223 You know there is no one else to blame, 189 00:07:16,224 --> 00:07:20,254 for the choices you make are always the same. 190 00:07:20,261 --> 00:07:21,521 - Come on, Lori. Please? 191 00:07:21,529 --> 00:07:23,729 I have my report this morning. 192 00:07:23,731 --> 00:07:24,321 - Go away! 193 00:07:24,332 --> 00:07:26,032 - The peanut butter sandwich is mine! 194 00:07:26,034 --> 00:07:28,204 - No, the jelly sandwich is yours! 195 00:07:28,203 --> 00:07:29,133 - No! - Ugh! 196 00:07:29,137 --> 00:07:30,967 - You like the peanut butter and I like the jelly! 197 00:07:30,972 --> 00:07:32,932 - You like peanut butter and I like jelly! 198 00:07:32,941 --> 00:07:34,731 - No, I like jelly and you-- 199 00:07:34,742 --> 00:07:35,772 both: Hey! 200 00:07:35,777 --> 00:07:38,007 ♪ 201 00:07:38,012 --> 00:07:42,682 - Now you each have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. 202 00:07:42,684 --> 00:07:43,844 Now, get to the car. 203 00:07:43,852 --> 00:07:44,812 both: Thanks, Lincoln. 204 00:07:44,819 --> 00:07:46,219 - Here's the antidote. 205 00:07:46,221 --> 00:07:47,651 - Thank you. 206 00:07:47,655 --> 00:07:51,285 Wait a second. 207 00:07:51,292 --> 00:07:52,222 [bird chirps] 208 00:07:52,227 --> 00:07:53,997 The real antidote? 209 00:07:53,995 --> 00:07:58,095 - Fine. Hairless apes two, science zero. 210 00:07:58,099 --> 00:08:00,099 - Here. - [gasps] 211 00:08:00,101 --> 00:08:00,861 - Failure. 212 00:08:00,869 --> 00:08:02,669 It's all your fault, this streak of bad luck. 213 00:08:02,670 --> 00:08:06,240 No escape from this cycle in which you are stuck. 214 00:08:06,241 --> 00:08:06,931 - Stop! 215 00:08:06,941 --> 00:08:08,841 I've got a poem for you now. 216 00:08:08,843 --> 00:08:09,843 It's called "Lucy." 217 00:08:09,844 --> 00:08:11,814 Dark as night, hair like tar. 218 00:08:11,813 --> 00:08:15,143 Take your spooky self to the car. 219 00:08:15,149 --> 00:08:15,849 - Sigh. 220 00:08:15,850 --> 00:08:19,020 Once again, your poetic brilliance has put me to shame. 221 00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:21,120 - Think fast! - Oh! Ow. 222 00:08:21,122 --> 00:08:23,082 - Where is my field hockey stick? 223 00:08:23,091 --> 00:08:24,621 I have roller derby today. 224 00:08:24,626 --> 00:08:27,226 - There's no field hockey sticks in roller derby. 225 00:08:27,228 --> 00:08:30,068 - The way I play, there is! 226 00:08:30,064 --> 00:08:32,034 Oh! 227 00:08:32,033 --> 00:08:32,763 - Finally. 228 00:08:32,767 --> 00:08:37,837 I look perfect and beautiful again. 229 00:08:37,839 --> 00:08:39,209 - Oh, come on. 230 00:08:39,207 --> 00:08:42,177 I thought we were pails. [laughs] 231 00:08:42,176 --> 00:08:43,906 Get it? Get it? 232 00:08:43,912 --> 00:08:47,112 - How am I gonna deal with Lori? 233 00:08:47,115 --> 00:08:48,785 Got it. 234 00:08:48,783 --> 00:08:49,783 [phone line trilling] 235 00:08:49,784 --> 00:08:51,044 - Hello? - Hey, babe. 236 00:08:51,052 --> 00:08:52,112 It's your boyfriend, Bobby. 237 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:54,220 I just wanted to say that I'm sorry 238 00:08:54,222 --> 00:08:57,022 and that I will wear any tux you want. 239 00:08:57,025 --> 00:09:00,155 - [squeals] Oh, Bobby! 240 00:09:00,161 --> 00:09:01,661 [laughs] 241 00:09:01,663 --> 00:09:03,393 ♪ 242 00:09:03,398 --> 00:09:04,828 Would you hurry up, Lincoln? 243 00:09:04,832 --> 00:09:05,932 It's always such a hassle 244 00:09:05,934 --> 00:09:09,004 getting you out of the door in the morning. 245 00:09:09,003 --> 00:09:13,673 ♪ 246 00:09:14,942 --> 00:09:16,002 - What's all this? 247 00:09:16,010 --> 00:09:17,650 - It's my gear, dude. 248 00:09:17,645 --> 00:09:18,715 I have rehearsal. 249 00:09:18,713 --> 00:09:19,413 - And who is that? 250 00:09:19,414 --> 00:09:22,984 - This is my roadie, Chunk. 251 00:09:22,984 --> 00:09:23,744 - No, no, no. 252 00:09:23,751 --> 00:09:26,011 He was not part of the plan. 253 00:09:26,020 --> 00:09:26,660 You, out. 254 00:09:26,654 --> 00:09:30,024 I'll take care of this. - Thanks, bro. 255 00:09:32,192 --> 00:09:34,292 - [grunts] 256 00:09:35,362 --> 00:09:38,022 [grunts] 257 00:09:38,032 --> 00:09:39,792 [dramatic music] 258 00:09:39,801 --> 00:09:43,861 Operation complete, and with ten minutes to spare. 259 00:09:43,871 --> 00:09:46,271 A Loud house first, I might add. 260 00:09:46,274 --> 00:09:47,974 Let's roll. 261 00:09:47,976 --> 00:09:49,146 [engine turns] 262 00:09:49,143 --> 00:09:52,043 [Luan laughs] 263 00:09:52,046 --> 00:09:53,446 Stop! 264 00:09:53,448 --> 00:09:54,748 [tires screech] 265 00:09:54,749 --> 00:09:58,119 ♪ 266 00:09:58,119 --> 00:09:59,759 [sighs] 267 00:09:59,754 --> 00:10:03,454 Phew! That was close. 268 00:10:03,458 --> 00:10:06,398 Aah! [grunts] 269 00:10:08,261 --> 00:10:14,361 [in slow-motion] No! 270 00:10:14,369 --> 00:10:18,309 [thud and clatter] 271 00:10:18,306 --> 00:10:21,336 All of this work for nothing. 272 00:10:21,342 --> 00:10:23,242 How could I be so stupid? 273 00:10:23,244 --> 00:10:25,074 How? How? How? 274 00:10:25,079 --> 00:10:29,989 - If you're done with your pity party, maybe we could help? 275 00:10:29,984 --> 00:10:32,354 - Yeah. 11 heads are better than 1. 276 00:10:32,353 --> 00:10:34,813 - Try not to lose yours. [laughs] 277 00:10:34,822 --> 00:10:38,052 - Yeah, every little thing is gonna be all right. 278 00:10:38,059 --> 00:10:40,199 - Really? You'll help? 279 00:10:40,194 --> 00:10:41,764 both: It's what families do. 280 00:10:41,763 --> 00:10:45,263 - But I'm supposed to give this report in ten minutes 281 00:10:45,266 --> 00:10:47,396 and this thing is destroyed. 282 00:10:47,402 --> 00:10:48,902 What can you guys do? 283 00:10:48,903 --> 00:10:52,873 In conclusion, in my family, every day is a challenge, 284 00:10:52,874 --> 00:10:55,344 but you can be sure that when I need them, 285 00:10:55,343 --> 00:10:58,943 my sisters will always be there for me. 286 00:10:58,946 --> 00:11:00,176 All of them. 287 00:11:00,181 --> 00:11:05,011 And sure, life in the Loud house can be summed up in one word. 288 00:11:05,019 --> 00:11:05,789 Chaos. 289 00:11:05,787 --> 00:11:07,017 But I love that chaos, 290 00:11:07,021 --> 00:11:09,881 and I wouldn't trade it for the world. 291 00:11:09,891 --> 00:11:12,851 - That was a fantastic report, Lincoln. 292 00:11:12,860 --> 00:11:14,530 I'm giving you an A. 293 00:11:14,529 --> 00:11:17,799 Ah! - [gasps] 294 00:11:17,799 --> 00:11:20,239 - Make that an A-minus. 295 00:11:20,234 --> 00:11:22,364 - Pailed it! [laughs] 296 00:11:24,504 --> 00:11:27,604 [rock music]