- ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles
♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪
♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪
- ♪ In the Loud house
♪ In the Loud house
- ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪
♪ Is how we show our love
- ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ One boy and ten girls
♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪
- ♪ Loud Loud Loud
♪ Loud house
- Poo-poo.
[cat yowling]
[indistinct chatter]
- Shoes off.
Shirt removed. Pants, be gone.
Whoo-hoo!
It's new-comic Wednesday, and there's no better way
to read comics than in my undies.
Ultra rare comic, check.
Optimal reading attire, check.
Comic protection, check.
Well-deserved and much-desired peace and quiet, check.
- I have to tell you... - [screams]
- About this dream I had last night.
- I'd love to hear it, but as you can see, I'm--
- So I'm hanging out in this coffin, and all of a sudden--
- Peace and quiet, check, again.
- Izzy, where are you? - [screams]
Ow!
There you are.
Oh, hey, Lincoln.
I see you met my new lizard, Izzy.
Want to pet him?
- Peace and quiet, check, again.
[electric guitar plays]
[screams]
- Nice stage dive, bro!
♪
- Finally, peace and quiet, check, again.
[thud]
- Oh, hey, Lincoln.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
I would talk trash, but I refuse.
[laughs]
Now we're both on a roll.
[laughs]
- Sheesh.
Is it too much to ask for a little peace and quiet
so that a guy can read his comic in his undies?
Sadly, when you've got ten sisters,
it's almost impossible to get a moment's peace.
- Do you find it almost impossible
to get a moment's peace?
- Yes.
Wait, yes!
- Then you need the Noise-B-Gone 2000 ear buds.
With 12 different soothing sounds,
tune out that noisy world and enjoy a little me time.
Only $19.95, call now.
- Sold!
[upbeat music]
[card plays music] Shh.
♪
- [speaks indistinctly on phone]
- Same-day delivery? How much more is that?
Hmm.
Yeah, let's do it.
Ahh, Noise-B-Gone 2000.
Take my money.
Noise... [indistinct ruckus]
Be gone.
[wind chimes]
[water trickling]
[birds calling and waves crashing]
Good-bye, pesky, noisy sisters.
Hello, me time.
[birds calling and waves crashing]
Whatever you say, sis!
[birds calling and waves crashing]
Cool jams!
[birds calling and waves crashing]
You know it, girl!
Noise-B-Gone, you are awesome!
So why stop at comics?
Let the quiet times roll.
[wind chimes] Funny, funny stuff.
[crickets] You betcha, Lynn-arino.
[water trickling]
Uh-huh.
[animal chirping] I hear that.
Abso-tutely.
[water trickling]
[insect chirping]
[volume increases]
Ahh.
[crickets chirping]
Thanks for a silent day, guys.
You are my new best buds.
[sighs]
[crickets chirping]
[birds chirping]
- Lincoln... - [screams]
Don't forget you promised to do that thing for me by 3:00 today.
- Huh?
- You didn't forget, did you?
- [chuckles] Of course I didn't forget, Lola.
- Good, because you wouldn't want to make me mad!
[door slams]
- Now, what did I promise? - Hey, Lincoln.
- Hey, Lynn, you don't happen to know what I promised--
- Come on, it's go time. - For what?
Lynn, what's happening? - Hiyah!
- Whoa! Hey! Ow! What are you doing?
- Practicing my kickboxing. Hwah!
Yesterday you said you'd be my sparring partner.
Remember? Hiyah! - I did?
I mean, right, I remember.
[grunts] [cat screeches]
So, uh, do you know where Lola went today?
- Nope. Why?
- Well, I guess I promised to-- whoa--
do something for her, but-- ah--
I sort of forgot what it is.
- What? You better remember.
You know what happens when you make Lola mad.
Did I ever tell you about the pudding incident?
- No.
- So you ate the last pudding, huh?
- Oh, did I? I don't know, guess so.
- Oh, that's okay.
- [yawns]
[screams]
- All because you ate the last pudding?
- Yup. Now, stay focused.
Hiyah! Goal! - [grunts]
Whew.
- Lincoln, come on. I need you.
- For what? - Don't be a dope.
We talked about this tomorrow--
I mean yesterday.
I think my design for the manotard is really working.
Thanks for agreeing to be my model.
- Ow! Yeah, sure.
So, um, let me ask you a hypothetical--
I mean a what-if question.
Say you promised Lola you'd do something for her,
but you forgot what it was.
- Landon! - Yowch!
- You're in huge trouble!
- My name is Lincoln.
- You know what happens when you make Lola mad.
Did I ever tell you about the tiara crisis?
[crunch] [gasps]
Oops, sorry, Lola.
- Oh, that's okay.
- Ugh!
Where's all my stuff?
- Step right up, ladies and gentlemen.
Free stuff! - [gasps]
My sister doesn't need this stuff,
but you do.
- All because you accidentally broke her tiara?
- And viola!
Okay, girls, fashion show!
- What? Girls? No way.
- You promised.
[all giggling]
[indistinct chatter]
- You sure I agreed to do this?
- I believe your exact words yesterday were,
"Whatever you say, sis."
So I hear you got a little Lola problem.
- How did you-- - Word gets around.
Now, listen to me, Lincoln.
You know what happens when you make Lola mad,
so you better figure out what you promised her.
Did I ever tell you about Sneeze-ageddon?
[beeping]
- Achoo.
[clears throat] I didn't hear a "bless you."
[beeping]
[menacing music]
- Has anyone seen my phone?
♪
[gasps]
[electronic fizzle] [screams]
- If she did all that stuff to you guys,
what is she gonna do to me?
- Maybe you should talk to Lana.
I'm sure she'll be able to help you.
- Of course, thanks.
- Ah, ah, ah, I haven't done my top coat yet.
- You what?
You know what happens when you make Lola mad.
I don't know what she wants you to do,
but you better figure it out.
Did I ever tell you about the frog fiasco?
- Do I want to know about the frog fiasco?
[frog croaks]
- Aww, you're a burpy-durpy today.
Isn't he the cutest?
- [sinister laughing] So cute.
[menacing music]
- Who's hungry? Seymour?
Where'd you go?
- [whistling]
- No!
I mean, I can't prove she took out Seymour,
but I never saw him again.
- Lana, what am I gonna do?
It's almost 3:00.
You got to help me!
- Okay, okay, take it easy.
[ding] I know.
Why don't you just think of everything
she might want you to do and then do it?
- Everything?
- Remember Seymour?
[upbeat music]
[squeaking]
♪
- Why does Lola care whether the gutters are clean?
- I know, it's crazy, right?
[sighs] Lola does love a smooth driveway.
- Phew, I did it.
- One minute to 3:00.
Good luck, Lincoln.
- Wait, where are you going?
- Somewhere safe, you know, just in case.
- Lincoln, it's 3:00!
You failed me!
You know what happens when you make Lola mad!
- I'm sorry.
I would've done what you asked me, but I didn't hear you.
I was wearing these.
All I heard was the sound of waves, or was it crickets?
Doesn't matter, the thing is--
- I know you didn't hear me. - Huh?
- You're not as clever as you think, Lincoln Loud.
Lincoln, is this too much mascara?
Be honest.
It's super, super, super important.
[insect chirping] - Ahh, I couldn't agree more!
- Agree with what?
- Right back at you!
- Okay, you're weird.
[menacing music]
So, Lincoln, are you the biggest dork in the world?
- You can say that again!
- And do you love the taste of dog poop?
- You know it!
- So he's been tuning us out all day?
- No wonder he didn't help me restring my guitar.
- Or come to my séance.
- And that's why he didn't laugh at my jokes.
- Yeah, that's why.
- I'm gonna go rip out those earbuds and--
- Oh, no, no. I've got a better plan.
- So all that stuff you guys made me do today,
that was all made up? - Yup.
- I can't believe you guys pranked me like that.
- You had it coming, little bro.
You can't just ignore us.
We're your family.
- And remember, you're not the only one
who has to live in a noisy house.
We all do. - True.
- Lincoln! Lincoln!
You were supposed to help me with my lab experiment!
- Okay, Lisa, you can give it a rest.
I know all about your little joke.
- What joke?
I'm gonna need those.
[steam whistling]
- Now I can't hear anything!
[video game music]