1 00:00:07,228 --> 00:00:08,798 - ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 2 00:00:08,797 --> 00:00:10,397 ♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪ 3 00:00:10,399 --> 00:00:12,269 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 4 00:00:12,267 --> 00:00:13,437 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles 5 00:00:13,435 --> 00:00:15,035 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 6 00:00:15,037 --> 00:00:19,137 ♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪ 7 00:00:19,141 --> 00:00:20,171 - ♪ In the Loud house 8 00:00:20,175 --> 00:00:21,305 ♪ In the Loud house 9 00:00:21,309 --> 00:00:22,679 - ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪ 10 00:00:22,677 --> 00:00:24,077 ♪ Is how we show our love 11 00:00:24,079 --> 00:00:26,449 - ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪ 12 00:00:26,448 --> 00:00:27,678 - ♪ One boy and ten girls 13 00:00:27,682 --> 00:00:30,082 ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 14 00:00:30,085 --> 00:00:33,415 - ♪ Loud Loud Loud 15 00:00:33,422 --> 00:00:35,122 ♪ Loud house 16 00:00:35,123 --> 00:00:36,453 - Poo-poo. 17 00:00:38,492 --> 00:00:41,622 [upbeat music] 18 00:00:41,630 --> 00:00:48,810 ♪ 19 00:00:48,804 --> 00:00:51,334 - The key to the perfect anniversary present for 20 00:00:51,339 --> 00:00:53,539 your parents is simple, know your audience. 21 00:00:53,542 --> 00:00:56,342 And since my folks love what I bring to the table, 22 00:00:56,344 --> 00:00:59,174 I make them the same thing every year: 23 00:00:59,181 --> 00:01:02,241 this awesome coffee mug! 24 00:01:02,250 --> 00:01:02,920 - Coffee mug? 25 00:01:02,918 --> 00:01:04,188 I thought it was a paperweight. 26 00:01:04,186 --> 00:01:07,586 - Paperweight? That thing is definitely a pencil holder. 27 00:01:07,589 --> 00:01:08,389 - Negatory. 28 00:01:08,390 --> 00:01:11,430 Clearly it's a bust of German philosopher Immanuel Kant. 29 00:01:11,426 --> 00:01:14,356 - I "Kant" even tell what it is. 30 00:01:14,362 --> 00:01:14,892 [laughs] 31 00:01:14,896 --> 00:01:17,426 - Clearly no one can figure out what that thing is. 32 00:01:17,432 --> 00:01:18,432 No wonder Mom and Dad just 33 00:01:18,433 --> 00:01:20,333 throw all your old gifts in the attic. 34 00:01:20,335 --> 00:01:21,405 all: [gasp] - What? 35 00:01:21,403 --> 00:01:23,903 Lola must've been messing around with me. 36 00:01:23,905 --> 00:01:26,335 Mom and Dad love my paperweights. 37 00:01:26,341 --> 00:01:27,941 I mean, coffee mugs! 38 00:01:27,943 --> 00:01:29,803 What's this? 39 00:01:29,811 --> 00:01:32,341 Do not open. Okay. 40 00:01:32,347 --> 00:01:34,847 [gasps] It's true. 41 00:01:34,850 --> 00:01:36,950 Mom and Dad do hate my gifts! 42 00:01:36,952 --> 00:01:39,612 - If you turn your head to the side and squint, 43 00:01:39,621 --> 00:01:42,351 it almost looks like Aunt Shirley. 44 00:01:42,357 --> 00:01:43,587 [scream] 45 00:01:43,592 --> 00:01:44,792 - Or an inflamed liver. 46 00:01:44,793 --> 00:01:45,853 - When he's this pathetic, 47 00:01:45,861 --> 00:01:48,661 it takes all the joy out of making fun of him. 48 00:01:48,663 --> 00:01:50,493 - I can hear you! 49 00:01:50,499 --> 00:01:51,769 together: We know! 50 00:01:51,766 --> 00:01:54,436 - Mom and Dad's anniversary is tomorrow. 51 00:01:54,436 --> 00:01:57,936 What am I gonna do? 52 00:01:59,406 --> 00:02:00,406 [camera shutter clicks] 53 00:02:00,408 --> 00:02:03,778 - Oh, I think an idea's developing. 54 00:02:03,778 --> 00:02:04,718 Aah! 55 00:02:04,713 --> 00:02:08,513 I've figured out the perfect present for Mom and Dad! 56 00:02:08,517 --> 00:02:09,017 Ta-da! 57 00:02:09,017 --> 00:02:11,017 - You're giving them Dad's old camera? 58 00:02:11,019 --> 00:02:12,859 - Wow, you are cheap. 59 00:02:12,854 --> 00:02:15,824 - No, not the camera! A photograph of all of us! 60 00:02:15,824 --> 00:02:19,524 - Why use that old thing when you can just use a cell phone? 61 00:02:19,528 --> 00:02:20,528 - Because that would be like 62 00:02:20,529 --> 00:02:22,429 painting the "Mona Lisa" with a crayon. 63 00:02:22,430 --> 00:02:25,370 - Wow, this may be the year you don't fail miserably 64 00:02:25,367 --> 00:02:26,797 and crush Mom and Dad's souls. 65 00:02:26,801 --> 00:02:29,531 - Thank you for the vote of confidence. 66 00:02:29,538 --> 00:02:32,938 Everyone to the backyard! 67 00:02:32,941 --> 00:02:34,571 Okay, that's it. 68 00:02:34,576 --> 00:02:35,846 Leni, scooch to the left. 69 00:02:35,844 --> 00:02:37,674 - Your other left. - [giggles] 70 00:02:37,679 --> 00:02:40,549 - Perfect. Someone grab Lily. 71 00:02:40,549 --> 00:02:42,289 Thank you. Good. 72 00:02:42,284 --> 00:02:44,444 Just gotta set the timer and... 73 00:02:44,452 --> 00:02:46,482 everybody say cheese! 74 00:02:46,488 --> 00:02:47,858 all: Chee... 75 00:02:47,856 --> 00:02:51,326 - When is it gonna flash? My jaw is cramping up! 76 00:02:51,326 --> 00:02:52,026 all: eeeeee... 77 00:02:52,027 --> 00:02:53,457 - Give it a second. all: eeeee... 78 00:02:53,461 --> 00:02:56,721 - Yeah, I knew he'd blow it. Let's do selfies instead. 79 00:02:56,731 --> 00:02:58,031 - Totes! - No, wait--Doi! 80 00:02:58,033 --> 00:03:01,303 - I "nose" just what this picture needs! 81 00:03:01,303 --> 00:03:01,833 [laughs] 82 00:03:01,836 --> 00:03:03,466 - Come on, Luan, you can't wear those in the photo. 83 00:03:03,471 --> 00:03:05,731 - Oh, don't be such a Groucho! [laughs] 84 00:03:05,740 --> 00:03:07,880 - What this photo needs are some tunes! 85 00:03:07,876 --> 00:03:11,346 - No, no, no, no, no, photographs don't have-- 86 00:03:11,346 --> 00:03:12,676 [loud chord] - sound! 87 00:03:12,681 --> 00:03:13,771 - You're ruining the picture! 88 00:03:13,782 --> 00:03:15,642 Maybe you should take off that gross hat! 89 00:03:15,650 --> 00:03:18,590 - Maybe you should take off that gross face! 90 00:03:18,587 --> 00:03:20,617 [indistinct arguing] 91 00:03:20,622 --> 00:03:24,022 - Lily! Where is your diaper? 92 00:03:24,025 --> 00:03:26,925 Guys, please! Can we all just settle down? 93 00:03:26,928 --> 00:03:27,928 [camera shutter clicks] 94 00:03:27,929 --> 00:03:31,439 - Look at us, we're like a vision of insanity. 95 00:03:31,433 --> 00:03:33,563 I can't give this to Mom and Dad. 96 00:03:33,568 --> 00:03:34,938 It's worse than Aunt Shirley. 97 00:03:34,936 --> 00:03:36,736 Argh! I mean, my coffee mug! 98 00:03:36,738 --> 00:03:38,638 I've got to give them a better picture. 99 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:42,810 The perfect picture. Time for a do-over. 100 00:03:42,811 --> 00:03:47,011 - Mirror, mirror in my hand. Who's the prettiest in the land? 101 00:03:47,015 --> 00:03:50,545 - Not you, once Mudzilla gets a hold of you! 102 00:03:50,552 --> 00:03:51,712 [growls] 103 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:53,560 - Aah! 104 00:03:53,555 --> 00:03:54,185 - [coughs] 105 00:03:54,189 --> 00:03:56,929 Hey! You washed off my mud! 106 00:03:56,925 --> 00:03:59,955 Ha ha! You got spray-- 107 00:03:59,961 --> 00:04:00,951 - Perfect! 108 00:04:00,962 --> 00:04:02,522 - Hey! You washed off my makeup! 109 00:04:02,530 --> 00:04:05,740 - Good news, guys. We're taking another family picture. 110 00:04:05,734 --> 00:04:07,694 both: But we already did one! 111 00:04:07,702 --> 00:04:12,372 - Stay right here. And no more mud or makeup. 112 00:04:12,374 --> 00:04:13,034 both: What? 113 00:04:13,041 --> 00:04:15,371 - Thank you for understanding! 114 00:04:15,377 --> 00:04:17,847 Look, I'm all about self-expression, 115 00:04:17,846 --> 00:04:20,416 but this new picture needs to be perfect, 116 00:04:20,415 --> 00:04:23,685 so I'm gonna need you to keep your diaper on. 117 00:04:23,685 --> 00:04:25,015 - [giggles and babbles] 118 00:04:25,020 --> 00:04:27,860 - Thanks for understanding. 119 00:04:27,856 --> 00:04:29,686 - Poo-poo! [babbles] 120 00:04:29,691 --> 00:04:32,051 - Let's just put a pin in this for now. 121 00:04:32,060 --> 00:04:34,970 - If the hypotenuse of a right triangle is 122 00:04:34,963 --> 00:04:36,923 the mean proportional between segments, then-- 123 00:04:36,931 --> 00:04:39,491 - Hey, Lisa, we're doing another family picture. 124 00:04:39,501 --> 00:04:44,031 How about we lose the glasses and do something with your hair? 125 00:04:44,039 --> 00:04:45,409 [kazoo blurts] 126 00:04:45,407 --> 00:04:46,737 [off-key guitar chord] 127 00:04:46,741 --> 00:04:48,071 [horn blows] 128 00:04:48,076 --> 00:04:48,906 [bell dings] 129 00:04:48,910 --> 00:04:50,650 - Or just lose the glasses. 130 00:04:50,645 --> 00:04:53,545 - But, Lincoln, my astigmatism. 131 00:04:53,548 --> 00:04:54,418 [crash, thudding] 132 00:04:54,416 --> 00:04:55,786 - [groans] - [glass shatters] 133 00:04:55,784 --> 00:04:58,584 - It's okay! It's just a hairline fracture. 134 00:04:58,586 --> 00:05:01,686 - Did I hear we're taking more photos? Yay! 135 00:05:01,690 --> 00:05:07,460 Uh-oh. Guess we'll have to wait till after this solar eclipse. 136 00:05:08,495 --> 00:05:10,965 Whoa. You're like a wizard... 137 00:05:10,965 --> 00:05:14,565 or a weatherman. 138 00:05:15,035 --> 00:05:18,505 - Maybe you should wear these for the picture, Leni. 139 00:05:18,506 --> 00:05:20,136 They make you look, umm, 140 00:05:20,141 --> 00:05:22,871 even smarter than you already are. 141 00:05:22,877 --> 00:05:25,117 - Wow! Thanks! 142 00:05:25,113 --> 00:05:26,443 Aah! 143 00:05:26,448 --> 00:05:27,048 [groans] 144 00:05:27,048 --> 00:05:28,888 I'm all right! I landed on Lisa! 145 00:05:28,883 --> 00:05:31,513 - Okay, now it's a break. 146 00:05:31,519 --> 00:05:34,189 - Okay, just stay here! 147 00:05:34,189 --> 00:05:35,189 - But-- 148 00:05:35,190 --> 00:05:38,600 - Here's some ice packs! And a bandage! 149 00:05:38,593 --> 00:05:41,123 together: Okay, throw them! 150 00:05:41,129 --> 00:05:44,169 - Okay, guys. Time to take a new picture. 151 00:05:44,165 --> 00:05:46,865 - A new picture? No way. 152 00:05:46,868 --> 00:05:49,708 - Ya ready, Lynn? Fetch, girl! 153 00:05:49,704 --> 00:05:51,704 - [panting] 154 00:05:56,143 --> 00:05:57,873 - Good, Lynn! 155 00:05:57,879 --> 00:05:59,019 Now stay! 156 00:05:59,013 --> 00:06:02,143 [upbeat music] 157 00:06:02,150 --> 00:06:05,490 ♪ 158 00:06:05,487 --> 00:06:09,087 - When did we get grass in our bedroom? 159 00:06:09,090 --> 00:06:10,630 - Time to take a new picture. 160 00:06:10,625 --> 00:06:12,525 - Sweet! Let me just grab my axe. 161 00:06:12,527 --> 00:06:14,867 - And I'll get my funny nose and glasses. 162 00:06:14,863 --> 00:06:18,163 - Dudes! Where's my axe? 163 00:06:18,166 --> 00:06:19,266 - And where are my glasses? 164 00:06:19,267 --> 00:06:23,137 - Uh, silly props are not going to be in this picture. 165 00:06:23,138 --> 00:06:26,608 You'll get them back after we get the shot. 166 00:06:26,608 --> 00:06:27,538 - You took our stuff? 167 00:06:27,542 --> 00:06:29,572 - Then we're not gonna be in your picture! 168 00:06:29,577 --> 00:06:31,677 - Hmm. Sure would be a shame 169 00:06:31,679 --> 00:06:35,789 if something happened to your things. 170 00:06:36,550 --> 00:06:39,160 - This picture thing has changed you, dude. 171 00:06:39,154 --> 00:06:42,124 - Which is exactly why I'm not going to be in it. 172 00:06:42,123 --> 00:06:46,853 - Which is exactly why I took the liberty of replacing you. 173 00:06:46,861 --> 00:06:47,951 - You what? 174 00:06:47,962 --> 00:06:49,292 [doorbell rings] 175 00:06:49,297 --> 00:06:52,797 - Oh, Lori, I believe you know Carol Pingrey. 176 00:06:52,801 --> 00:06:56,961 Didn't she beat you out for homecoming queen? 177 00:06:56,971 --> 00:06:58,931 - Let's get this over with. 178 00:06:58,940 --> 00:07:03,110 - Okay, everyone excited? So am I! 179 00:07:03,111 --> 00:07:06,141 Ah! There you are! 180 00:07:06,147 --> 00:07:09,147 You aren't getting that diaper off now! 181 00:07:09,150 --> 00:07:12,020 Okay, pets, move on in! 182 00:07:12,020 --> 00:07:16,660 Okay! Almost there, just a few more fixes. 183 00:07:18,058 --> 00:07:20,698 Open up! 184 00:07:20,695 --> 00:07:22,665 You, too. 185 00:07:22,664 --> 00:07:25,834 together: You look thilly. 186 00:07:25,834 --> 00:07:27,934 - Okay, give it here, girl. 187 00:07:27,936 --> 00:07:31,606 - [growls] 188 00:07:31,606 --> 00:07:32,706 - What? 189 00:07:32,707 --> 00:07:33,807 - That hair. 190 00:07:33,808 --> 00:07:35,848 - What about it? 191 00:07:35,844 --> 00:07:38,344 But this hair isn't me, dude! 192 00:07:38,346 --> 00:07:40,876 - And this glasses isn't I, either! 193 00:07:40,882 --> 00:07:43,212 - Trust me! You guys look great! 194 00:07:43,218 --> 00:07:46,688 - Okay, Lucy. I'm gonna need you to smile. 195 00:07:46,688 --> 00:07:48,158 - I can't see that happening. 196 00:07:48,156 --> 00:07:50,256 - I can't see anything happening! 197 00:07:50,258 --> 00:07:53,998 - Ya know, some folks think taking someone's picture 198 00:07:53,995 --> 00:07:56,825 actually steals their soul. 199 00:07:56,831 --> 00:07:57,361 - Oh? 200 00:07:57,365 --> 00:07:58,735 - Yeah! Just think of it. 201 00:07:58,733 --> 00:08:01,133 Your soul trapped and tormented 202 00:08:01,135 --> 00:08:05,235 inside a camera for all eternity. 203 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:06,240 [metal creaks] 204 00:08:06,241 --> 00:08:07,071 - Close enough! 205 00:08:07,075 --> 00:08:08,805 Okay, I think we're ready. 206 00:08:08,810 --> 00:08:13,050 Hmm, still needs something to pull it all together. 207 00:08:13,047 --> 00:08:14,017 I know! 208 00:08:14,015 --> 00:08:16,785 Now this is a perfect picture. 209 00:08:16,784 --> 00:08:18,814 - What was wrong with the other one? 210 00:08:18,820 --> 00:08:21,890 - Oh, well, uh, it was kind of... 211 00:08:21,890 --> 00:08:23,360 You guys were a little, uh... 212 00:08:23,358 --> 00:08:25,758 - A little what, Lincoln? 213 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:28,100 - Yourselves? 214 00:08:28,096 --> 00:08:31,766 all: [grumbling] 215 00:08:31,766 --> 00:08:34,236 - So that's what this is all about. 216 00:08:34,235 --> 00:08:36,365 You don't like us the way we are. 217 00:08:36,371 --> 00:08:39,201 - Well, I--you see, that is to say, I, uh... 218 00:08:39,207 --> 00:08:42,847 - Okay, guys, let's all put on perfect smiles for 219 00:08:42,844 --> 00:08:43,974 Lincoln's perfect picture, 220 00:08:43,978 --> 00:08:48,848 because heaven forbid we be our actual, literal selves! 221 00:08:48,850 --> 00:08:50,320 together: Cheese. - Lori, 222 00:08:50,318 --> 00:08:51,958 I didn't mean--uh, um... 223 00:08:51,953 --> 00:08:55,023 Actually, that's pretty perfect. 224 00:08:55,023 --> 00:08:55,953 [camera shutter clicks] 225 00:08:55,957 --> 00:08:58,697 - Thanks so much, guys! I really appreciate your-- 226 00:08:58,693 --> 00:08:59,853 Guys? Guys? Huh. 227 00:08:59,861 --> 00:09:02,091 Guess they must've had something else to do. 228 00:09:02,096 --> 00:09:07,696 My days of giving lame anniversary presents are over. 229 00:09:10,804 --> 00:09:12,434 Mom and Dad are gonna love this! 230 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:15,180 Look at us. We're like a vision of perfection. 231 00:09:15,176 --> 00:09:19,776 - Mirror, mirror in my hand. Who's the prettiest in the land? 232 00:09:19,781 --> 00:09:22,681 - Not you, after the mud monster gets you! 233 00:09:22,684 --> 00:09:25,314 - [screams] - Roar! 234 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:27,420 - Aah! - Come back here! 235 00:09:27,422 --> 00:09:28,952 - [screaming] 236 00:09:28,957 --> 00:09:32,727 - [roaring] 237 00:09:34,227 --> 00:09:38,337 - Hey, guys! I got the picture framed. 238 00:09:44,771 --> 00:09:48,171 both: [giggling] 239 00:09:51,878 --> 00:09:54,278 - [blows raspberry] 240 00:09:54,282 --> 00:09:57,882 both: [laughing] 241 00:10:00,220 --> 00:10:03,830 [rock music] 242 00:10:04,825 --> 00:10:09,125 - Computing of the original formulation. 243 00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:11,170 Okay, parameters-- 244 00:10:11,165 --> 00:10:14,765 both: [giggling] 245 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:24,050 all: [laughing] 246 00:10:27,981 --> 00:10:30,841 together: Happy anniversary! 247 00:10:30,852 --> 00:10:31,852 - Thanks, kids! 248 00:10:31,853 --> 00:10:34,283 - Ooh, whose present should we open first? 249 00:10:34,288 --> 00:10:36,258 - Mine! 250 00:10:36,257 --> 00:10:39,327 - Oh, come on, girls, let's all let Lincoln give 251 00:10:39,327 --> 00:10:40,357 his perfect little present. 252 00:10:40,361 --> 00:10:44,161 - Yeah. I sure hope it's perfect enough. 253 00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:46,095 - Oh, Lincoln, this is wonderful! 254 00:10:46,100 --> 00:10:47,870 It's the best gift we've ever gotten! 255 00:10:47,869 --> 00:10:50,539 - It's going above the mantle right now! 256 00:10:50,538 --> 00:10:52,078 - Lincoln, you bonehead. 257 00:10:52,073 --> 00:10:53,803 You gave them the wrong picture. 258 00:10:53,808 --> 00:10:56,008 - Yep! I knew you'd blow this, too. 259 00:10:56,010 --> 00:10:57,910 - No, I gave them the right one. 260 00:10:57,912 --> 00:11:01,142 The one that shows the real you, 261 00:11:01,149 --> 00:11:02,489 the perfect you. 262 00:11:02,483 --> 00:11:05,813 together: Aww, thank you, Lincoln! 263 00:11:05,820 --> 00:11:08,190 - By the way, you all might wanna put 264 00:11:08,189 --> 00:11:10,059 your presents for Mom and Dad in here. 265 00:11:10,058 --> 00:11:14,458 Since they'll all look super lame next to my awesome gift. 266 00:11:14,462 --> 00:11:18,122 all: [grumbling] 267 00:11:18,132 --> 00:11:20,862 - Just perfect. 268 00:11:20,868 --> 00:11:22,868 - Poo-poo. 269 00:11:24,371 --> 00:11:27,601 [upbeat rock music]