- ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles
♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪
♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪
- ♪ In the Loud house
♪ In the Loud house
- ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪
♪ Is how we show our love
- ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ One boy and ten girls
♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪
- ♪ Loud Loud Loud
♪ Loud house
- Poo-poo.
[surf music]
♪
[waves crashing]
[upbeat music]
- Ah. On a hot summer day,
there's nothing like a refreshing dip
in the community pool.
Cannonball!
[whistle blows]
- Loud family, out!
- But we were just having fun!
- Chicken fights during Senior Swim are not "fun."
- I just replaced this hip!
♪
- Ah.
On a hot summer day, there's nothing like
a refreshing dip in the community pool...
one town over.
Cannonball! - [whistle blows]
- Loud family, out!
- We were just having fun!
- Drinking pool water is not fun.
- But it tastes like chicken noodle soup!
- Fine, but did you have to add the celery and carrots?
♪
[rooster crows, goat bleats]
- On a hot summer day-- Oh, you know the rest.
Cannonball!
[whistle blows]
- Loud family, out!
- But we were just having fun!
- Poo-poo.
- Fecal incidents are not fun.
- Come on, guys, we'll just find another pool.
- Actually, we've been suspended
from every aquatic recreation center within a 60-mile radius.
- Huh?
- Seriously? How are we gonna keep cool now?
[all grumbling]
- So that's it, then. No more pool for the Louds.
That's it! Pool for the Louds.
Why didn't I think of that sooner?
[all grumbling]
Whoa. The perfect family pool.
Just imagine...
On a hot summer day, there's nothing like
a refreshing dip in your own pool.
Cannonball! - Uh-uh-uh.
Don't you dare splash me, Lincoln Loud!
This outfit cannot get wet!
- But it's a swimsuit!
- [scoffs] It's a swim gown, you Philistine.
- ♪ Mama's little baby loves shortenin', shortenin' ♪
[slurps]
- Who wants to chicken fight?
- [screaming]
- I'm in!
- Mmm, just what my soup needs.
- I can't even get into the pool in my own fantasy!
- Fecal incident! - No!
Maybe not so perfect.
Oh!
"Paradise for One."
Just imagine...
[tropical music]
Now, this is a pool I could really get into.
♪ Lincoln's little baby loves shortenin', shortenin' ♪
[alarm blaring]
Whoops. Got to pay first.
- Hey, Linc, want to chill with us?
- Chill? Good one, Leni! [laughs]
- Good what?
- Thanks, but I don't mind the heat.
But, uh, you guys keep cool in here.
Definitely no reason to go outside.
I wouldn't even bother looking out there.
Am I talking too much? I feel like I'm talking too much.
- He's clearly suffering the first symptoms of heat stroke.
Now pass the frozen succotash.
- Scoot over. You're melting the broccoli.
- Well, stop breathing on the frozen carrots!
- Hey, Lynn! Can you grab that bag of peas? Peas and thank you!
[laughs] [all groan]
- [breathing heavily]
Phew!
The manual?
[scoffs] Who needs the manual?
What the...?
[breathing heavily]
[horse neighs]
Aah!
Ah, the manual. Everyone needs the manual.
[grunting]
[air hissing]
Whoops. Whew.
I guess it's just you and me now.
[inhaling deeply]
Ugh.
[groans]
Ouch! My sunburn!
[breathing heavily]
[sighs]
Whew!
Oh, no, you don't.
Aah!
I sure showed that bee.
Dang it.
Huh?
Ouch! My sunburn and my bee sting!
And now to suit up and cool down.
[crash]
Ouch! My sunburn and my bee sting and my twisted ankle!
On a hot summer day,
there's nothing like a refreshing dip in your own pool.
Cannonball! Aah!
How the-- When did---
What are you guys doing here?
- Lincoln, this is literally genius.
Who's gonna kick us out of our own pool, right?
- Are you getting in? There's totes room for one more.
- Um, actually, there's only room for one.
See? Says so right on the box, "Paradise for"--
- Chicken fight! I call Lincoln!
Come on, partner, you got to plant those feet!
- Whoa--Oh!
[all giggling]
- Lily! No skinny-dipping!
Lisa, no! What do you think you're doing?
- Testing sanitation levels.
I've concocted a special serum
that will detect and eliminate urine,
aka tinkle, in H2O.
- I'm sure no one here would--
- [laughs]
- Hmm. Unprecedented levels.
[laughter, indistinct conversations]
- Marco! - Marco!
- No, Leni, I'm Marco. You're Polo.
- Then who's Leni?
- [giggling]
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
No fecal incidents in my pool!
I'm watching you, Lily.
Aah! Lucy! I didn't know you liked to swim.
- I'm not swimming.
I'm trying to see if I'm a witch.
Am I floating?
- Yes.
- Wicked. - [giggles]
- Get back here!
- You know what your soup needs? Noodles!
- Bring it! - Stop splashing me!
- Guys, no horseplay! - What about elephant play?
[trumpets]
[laughter, whistle blows]
- Huh? Bobby, what are you doing here?
- Lori said there was an opening for a lifeguard at Casa Loud.
[whistle blows]
Everyone out! Senior Swim!
- What? There aren't any old people here!
- Um, hello? High-school senior.
Shoo-shoo.
Oh, this really is paradise for one.
- [grumbling]
[whistle blows]
That is it!
In case you guys haven't noticed, this is my pool.
I bought it and spent all day setting it up,
and I haven't even gotten in it yet!
I'm too busy keeping all of you from ruining it!
- But we were just having fun!
- Loud family, out!
[sighs]
Finally, time to cannonball!
What? "Warning: no cannonballs? May cause tears."
How did I not notice this before?
Eh, I'll just rip this off.
No removing the warning label?
Sheesh! What can I do?
That's all right. This is still gonna be paradise for one.
[insects chirping]
Marco!
Marco.
[sighs]
Ugh.
[laughter] - Noodle! Noodle!
- [screams]
- Whoo-hoo!
[laughter]
- [sighs]
[water splashes]
What's going on?
[laughter, screams]
[steel drum music]
- Oh, that's fierce, babe.
- En garde!
- Have at thee! Ha!
- Just because I'm fabulous doesn't mean I can't have fun.
♪ La-la-la, la-la-la
- [laughs]
- Okay, this time, instead of Marco Polo,
why don't we just use our real names?
- Okay! So I'm...
Lincoln?
- Boy, you really don't get this game at all, do you?
Oh, hey, Linc!
- Hey, guys. What's all this?
- Well, little bro, you had such a good idea in buying your pool,
we decided to--
- Pool our money to get this one!
[laughs]
[all groan] - That's using your noodle.
[laughs] Ow.
- Aren't you gonna get in? There's totes room for one more.
- You're gonna let me use your pool,
even though I kicked you out of mine?
- Well, he was kind of a meanie.
- Not to mention selfish.
- And bossy. - And he stole my whistle!
- But that doesn't mean he can't use our pool.
- Really?
- Well, duh. It's more fun with all of us!
- Yeah, all ten of us!
- Leni, there are 11 of us.
- Oh, that's right. I forgot Marco.
- Well, in that case,
cannonball!
Oh!
- Whoa, dude. Looks like pool's out for summer.
- How are we going to keep cool now?
- I'll go get the frozen succotash.
- No worries, guys, I got just the thing.
[indistinct conversations, laughter]
- So it turns out that a pool,
and basically everything that's awesome in life,
is more fun when everyone gets to be a part of it.
[whistle blows] - Fecal incident!
all: Loud family, out! - [laughs]
[upbeat music]