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- ♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪
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♪ Dodging girls
like Ping-Pong balls ♪
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♪ Just to reach
the bathroom on time ♪
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♪ Leaping over laundry piles
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♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪
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♪ Guy's got to do
what he can to survive ♪
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- ♪ In the Loud house
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♪ In the Loud house
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- ♪ Duck, dodge, push,
and shove ♪
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♪ Is how we show our love
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- ♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪
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- ♪ One boy and ten girls
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♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪
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- ♪ Loud Loud Loud
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♪ Loud house
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- Poo-poo.
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[rock music]
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♪
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- Tonight is a historic night
for me.
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I get to have a sleepover.
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[owl hoots]
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Now, I know
what you're thinking,
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"Lincoln,
what's the big deal?"
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Well, let me explain.
You see, sleepovers
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in the Loud house
have not always gone so well.
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[laughter, chattering]
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[glass shatters]
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- Aah! Lynn Junior!
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[whirring]
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- Okay, we're done
with the blow dry bar.
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Time to curl.
[pop music]
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[music whines down]
- Leni Loud!
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- Good night, baby boom!
[shouting, chanting]
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- What the darn heck?
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- Hey, buddy,
I don't see you on the list.
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- Luna Loud!
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- Thanks to my sisters,
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sleepovers were banned
in the Loud house.
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So when I wanted to have one,
it took some hard selling.
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Sleepover, why should I
be able to have one?
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Because Lincoln Loud
is all about the four R's.
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Responsible.
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[cat meows, hisses]
Aah!
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Respectful.
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[cat meows, hisses]
Aah!
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Reliable.
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[cat meows, hisses]
Aah!
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And, Really, you guys,
it would be so awesome
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if you let me do this.
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[meows]
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Please.
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Luckily Dad is a real sucker
for cat videos.
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Now that they've said yes,
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I'm gonna make sure
this is the best sleepover ever.
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I got
the juice boxes chilling,
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the couch pillows
ready to be turned into a fort,
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the snacks stacked,
and the itinerary
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totally mapped out.
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Every second of the night
is planned
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for maximum sleepover enjoyment,
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all that's missing now?
My guest.
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Come in Little Bo Sleep.
This is Slumberjack.
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What's your location?
- This is little Bo Sleep.
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My parents
are walking me over now.
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Prepare for contact
in three, two, one.
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[doorbell rings]
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- This is it,
time to make history.
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Hey, Clyde.
- Hi, Mr. McBride.
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Hi, Mr. McBride.
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- Hi, Lincoln.
Ready for your big night?
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- You bet.
- Great.
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Just a couple things
Clyde will need.
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Sleeping bag,
feetsie pajamas,
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white noise machine,
humidifier,
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dehumidifier, earplugs,
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inhaler,
and allergy medications.
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- Here are all the numbers
where you can reach us
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if our cell phones fail.
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Restaurant, movie theater,
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coffee shop, gas station
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in case we have to pee.
- Hm, good idea.
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And here's a photo of us since
we can't tuck you in tonight.
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- Remember, Clyde,
no nuts, no gluten,
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no sugar, and be careful
with orange juice.
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You know how you get with pulp.
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- He's growing up so fast.
- Come on, Howie.
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Remember what Dr. Lopez
said about letting to.
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Now let go.
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- [crying]
I love him so much.
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- Have fun, Clyde.
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- Oh, we will.
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This place is like
New York City, it never sleeps.
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- And neither will we. I've got
a whole itinerary for us.
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First up is the five hour
director's cut
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of our favorite Sci-fi fantasy
flick, "King of the Rings."
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- Clyde? Clyde?
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Clyde?
Clyde?
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- [sniffing]
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- Uh, what are you doing?
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- Inhaling Lori's glorious
coconut and guava shampoo.
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[sniffs]
Mmm.
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- We all use that shampoo.
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- [sniffs]
So you do.
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- Come on,
let's get out of here
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before Lori
comes in and you pass out again.
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- Please. I'm always cool
around Lori.
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[in robotic voice]
Abort. Abort.
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Systems overheating.
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- [sighs]
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We need to start
"King of the Rings"
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in the next 25 seconds
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or we'll be cutting into
precious armpit farting time.
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Okay, we may have to do...
[laughter in other room]
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Armpit farts during
"King of the Rings,"
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also soda burps.
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It's okay.
I can make this work.
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Clyde?
- The lettuce was a head.
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and the tomato
was trying to ketchup.
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[rim shot]
[laughs]
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- Luan, I love your brand
of offbeat observational humor.
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- Well, thank you,
my good man.
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Give it up
for the house band!
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[applause]
[rock music]
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- Luna, your rock stylings
move both my heart and my feet.
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- Cheers, mate.
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- Uh, I'll thank you
to stop bugging Clyde.
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We have a long night
ahead of us.
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We're now a full minute
behind schedule,
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but we can make that
up if we don't waste time
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buttering the popcorn.
- That's fine.
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My dads say my cholesterol level
could use a break.
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- Heads!
- I got it.
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- All right, Clyde.
Keep it going.
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- I think my new face cream
could cause hives.
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Can someone else try it first?
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Ooh, Claude, perfect.
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- Actually it's Clyde.
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This doesn't have peanuts
in it, does it?
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- Time for my Friday night
brainwave study.
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Oh, a new subject.
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[electrical beeping]
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Dance, dance, you fool.
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- This...is...awesome.
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- We got a runner!
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- Aw,
El Diablo likes you.
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all: Aw.
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- Guys, enough!
Leave Clyde alone!
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We have an itinerary.
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- It's okay, Lincoln.
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We can just hang here
with your sisters.
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- What? No.
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I see my sisters
enough as it is.
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This sleepover is supposed
to be our night.
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- It's princess makeover time!
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I need a toad to turn
into a beautiful princess.
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[gasps]
Oh, you'll be a challenge.
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- Clyde, come on.
We got to get started.
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- Hey, that's my toad!
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- I hate to let the kid down,
Lincoln.
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Start the movie,
and I'll be right in.
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- Are you kidding me?
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I can't believe
you would rather spend your time
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with my dumb sisters--
all: Hey!
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- Than do all the things
I planned for us.
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You are ruining
the sleepover, Clyde.
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Fart time
is out the window,
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and I seriously think
we'll get to booger flicking.
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- But, Lincoln, we can still
have fun doing this other stuff.
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- You know what, let's just
forget the whole thing.
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The sleepover
is officially cancelled.
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- I should go make up with him.
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Dr. Lopez taught me a lot
about conflict resolution.
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- Clyde, good.
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I need a man's opinion.
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What do you think
Bobby means by, "Hey?"
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- [in robotic voice]
Abort. Abort.
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Systems shutting down.
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- Maybe there are peanuts
in here.
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- I did not get
mauled by three cats
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just to have
this sleepover go to waste.
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Hm, maybe it doesn't have to.
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[doorbell rings]
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Liam, welcome
to the best sleepover ever.
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Come on in.
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[muffled voices, crashing]
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- Sounds pretty loud
up there.
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- Keep it to yourself,
Liam.
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They can smell fear.
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Behold, Liam,
the "King of the Rings,"
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five hour director's cut.
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- Princess makeover time!
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Ooh, a new toad.
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[whooshes, whirs]
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- Aah!
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I look like my MeeMaw!
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- Some people just
don't appreciate beauty.
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I made your eyes pop, kid.
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[medieval music]
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- Chad,
my new sleepover pal.
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Get ready for the best
five hours ever spent
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watching a dramatic search
for a lost piece of jewelry.
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- Ho, ho, ho.
Fresh brains.
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- Say what?
- [evil laugh]
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[electric surges]
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- [screams]
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- Eh, I doubt there was
much brain worth
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examining in that specimen
anyway.
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- Thanks for coming, Artie.
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I want you to know you were
my first choice for a sleepover.
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- Hey, I'm conducting a practice
funeral and I need a corpse.
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How do you feel
about enclosed spaces?
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- [screams]
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[rock music]
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- [farts]
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- Ugh.
[gags]
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♪ ♪
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[whistle blows]
- Hut, hut, hut, hut.
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- [screaming]
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- Okay, so maybe not everyone
can handle the Loud house,
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but I think I finally
found the perfect candidate.
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He lives in between a freeway
and a circus.
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[doorbell rings]
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Zach, my man.
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Ready for a great night?
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[glass shatters,
rumbling]
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- Ah, heck, no.
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- Huh.
Now, that surprises me.
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Isn't there anyone
who can handle this house?
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Clyde, of course.
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He doesn't just handle it,
he likes it.
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Little Bo Sleep,
this is Slumberjack.
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Do you read?
[static on radio]
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Wow, he must be really mad.
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Was I that big of a jerk?
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Oh, who asked you?
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Hey, Buddy, listen.
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I'm really sorry
for blowing up at you.
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I didn't realize how lucky
I was to have you for a friend.
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The silent treatment, huh?
I deserve it.
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I just hope
you'll forgive me, someday.
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Man, how many noise machines
do you own?
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[muffled laughter]
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Clyde, you're still here?
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- Sorry, Lincoln.
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I know you wanted me to leave,
but I passed out,
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and every time
Lori came to check on me,
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I passed out again.
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00:10:05,827 --> 00:10:07,997
- No, Clyde,
I want you to stay.
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I was just at your house
apologizing to someone.
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- Oh, that must have
been my stuffed animals.
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They kind of
keep me company at night.
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00:10:16,337 --> 00:10:18,377
- Right,
because you're an only child.
253
00:10:18,373 --> 00:10:21,073
No wonder you like hanging out
with all of my sisters.
254
00:10:21,075 --> 00:10:25,145
- Yeah, sometimes
it's pretty lonely at my house.
255
00:10:25,146 --> 00:10:30,086
- Dude, your story moves
both my heart and my fingers.
256
00:10:30,084 --> 00:10:32,354
- How about we
start this sleepover again?
257
00:10:32,353 --> 00:10:34,483
- You mean it?
- Definitely.
258
00:10:34,489 --> 00:10:37,829
Only this time...
259
00:10:37,825 --> 00:10:38,455
[all gasp]
260
00:10:38,459 --> 00:10:41,129
We're gonna do
what you want to do.
261
00:10:41,129 --> 00:10:44,169
- Now, Clark, this shampoo
may cause baldness,
262
00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:46,295
so let me know what happens.
263
00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:48,470
- [babbles]
264
00:10:48,469 --> 00:10:50,139
- [speaks gibberish]
265
00:10:50,138 --> 00:10:54,308
- Ooh, I see two toads
that need makeovers.
266
00:10:54,308 --> 00:10:57,408
[rock music]
267
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♪
268
00:10:58,379 --> 00:11:00,879
- Yeah, heads up, yo.
269
00:11:00,882 --> 00:11:02,812
[epic music]
270
00:11:02,817 --> 00:11:04,917
- "Kind of the Rings,"
sweet.
271
00:11:04,919 --> 00:11:07,389
Clyde and Lincoln: To the best
sleepover ever.
272
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all:
Best sleepover ever. Yeah.
273
00:11:11,192 --> 00:11:14,492
- Okay,
who wants pizza bites?
274
00:11:14,495 --> 00:11:16,425
- [in robotic voice]
Abort. Abort.
275
00:11:16,431 --> 00:11:18,831
Systems shutting down.
276
00:11:18,833 --> 00:11:22,403
- Sheesh, are there peanuts
in everything?
277
00:11:24,604 --> 00:11:27,704
[rock music]