- ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles
♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪
♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪
- ♪ In the Loud house
♪ In the Loud house
- ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪
♪ Is how we show our love
- ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ One boy and ten girls
♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪
- ♪ Loud, Loud, Loud
♪ Loud house
- Poo-poo.
[upbeat rock music]
♪
- It's nice, but I'm kind of surprised
you chose a pink one with streamers and a basket.
- I didn't choose it, Clyde.
It's a hand-me-down from Lori.
- This was Lori's bike?
Oh! [mutters]
- In a big family, hand-me-downs are a fact of life.
Here, let me take you through a few
of Lincoln Loud's Hand-me-down Greatest Hits.
There was Leni's sparkly shirt.
- Sorry, it has my initials on it.
- But L.L. are also my initials.
Never mind.
- And then there was Colonel Crackers,
Luan's ventriloquist dummy.
I'm thirsty.
[coughing]
- And they call me the dummy.
- Luna's electric guitar.
[distorted guitar playing and banging]
- Here you go, Bro.
All it needs is love.
Love is all it needs.
- And strings and a neck and a body.
And Lynn's, um--
- You'll thank me during those penalty kicks.
- Grody!
- I don't think this bike
is gonna fit under your bed, Lincoln.
- I know. I already tried.
But I definitely can't ride it.
It's embarrassing.
- Hey, look.
Lori even got you a personalized plate.
She's so thoughtful.
- Uh, yeah.
That's better.
- [chuckles] Nice bike, kid.
- Yeah, that bike is so lame it,
it--I got nothing.
- You guys think this is mine?
Please, this is my sister's.
I'd totally show you my bike, but it's in the shop.
Yep, getting her totally tricked out.
And I'm getting the brakes taken off,
because, you know, brakes are for wimps.
- Whoa, that sounds sick.
- Oh, it's sick all right.
Temperature of 102.
- I can't wait to check this bike out.
Bring it by the park when you get it back.
- Oh, uh, I, uh--
- We'll be waiting for you.
Later.
- Uh, Lincoln, what are you gonna do?
You don't have a sick bike.
- Look out, sick bike coming through.
- Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- About how Lori gets her hair so shiny?
- No. I'm thinking about Lynn's bike.
I'll just borrow it for an hour, show it off to those guys,
and then I'm off the hook.
- That sounds like a really dumb plan,
and I'm totally in.
[laughter] - Whoo-hoo!
- Whoa! - Hey, guys.
Feast your eyes.
- Whoa!
That bike really is sick.
- Yeah, and that bike is sick too...
but not in a good way.
- What? My parents' tandem?
I'll have you know when two riders are on this hog,
it could burn some serous rubber.
- Well, anyway, we should bail.
You probably won't see me riding this again.
I like to keep it in the garage so it doesn't get dinged.
- Wait, how would you like to be our new leader?
- Hey, I thought I was your leader.
- Sorry, Papa Wheelie,
you're out. - Hmm!
- I'm Rusty Spokes and this is Flat Tire.
What's your handle gonna be?
- Hmm. How about Chain Linc?
both: Sick.
- Lincoln, you can't join their crew.
You've got to get Lynn's bike home.
- We'll call you Two Seats.
- Okay, I'm in.
- Okay, guys, let's ride.
- Whoo-hoo-hoo. [laughter]
[rock music]
- Whoo-hoo! - Whoo-hoo!
- Woo!
♪
[laughter]
all: Whoo!
♪
- [grunts]
Where's Lynn's hand-me-down when I need it?
♪
[engine revving]
♪
- Hmm, sick.
[all giggling]
- Hey, ladies.
all: Oh. [giggling]
- Ooh, nice hog.
- You too.
[pig grunting]
- [giggling]
Ooh.
- Yee-haw!
[pig grunting]
- You see, Clyde,
I told you being in a bike crew would be cool.
- Who's Clyde? My name's Two Seats.
[laughter]
- Sometimes in life you just got to take chances.
You know what they say, no risk, no re-wah--
- What's a re-wah?
- My bike, it's gone.
- Manny, you were supposed to watch the bikes.
- What am I gonna tell Lynn?
- You see, Lynn, this bear came into the garage
and rode off with your bike.
Nah. Dad sold your bike to pay for Lisa's new bifocals.
[groans] A spaceship came down and beamed up your bike.
[groans]
I'm just gonna have to tell her the truth.
Uh, hey, Lynn?
- Can't talk now, Lincoln.
Only a few hours till the big competition.
- What big competition?
- The stunt-bike competition.
- Are you using your bike?
- Duh. Now move it.
I got to brush up on my Crossover Stoppies.
- I wouldn't do that.
I mean, when's the last time your bike had a good tune-up?
- I don't know. Who cares?
- Who cares about your safety?
I do, which is why I'm gonna
get your bike tuned up for you before the competition.
- Lincoln.
- I insist.
I'll be back before you can say Comb-Over Sloppy.
- Crossover Stoppy.
- Right, those.
Chain Linc to Two Seats.
Come in, Two Seats.
- This is Two Seats. Did you tell Lynn?
Are you calling from an ambulance?
- No, something's come up.
We need to find Lynn's bike now.
Can you come get me on the tandem?
- I would, but my parents took it to go antiquing.
They could be gone for a while.
They said something about finding the perfect
Amish butter dish.
- Then I know what I have to do.
[rock music]
[whimsical music]
♪
[bell dings]
♪
Excuse me. Coming through.
[bell dings] - Oh, sorry little girl.
[bell dings] - Hey,
have you seen my bike?
- [laughing] - [coughing]
- Have any of you seen my bike?
[bell dings] - Have you seen my bike?
- Pink bike?
♪
- Chain Linc, what's with that lame bike?
- This heap? It's my sister's.
I'm just borrowing it so I can find my bike.
- Oh, right. Of course.
Hey, why are you questioning Chain Linc?
- I wasn't. Chain, I'm sorry.
I know you would never ride a lame-o bike like that.
Let's ride, boys.
- Wait. I can't live this lie anymore.
The cool bike was my sister's.
I took it so you guys wouldn't make fun of me
for riding this one, this pink nightmare
with the basket and the streamers...
is my bike.
Phew! It actually feels good to get that off my chest.
- That's your bike? - You're a joke.
- Chain Linc, more like weakest link.
[laughter] - That feels a little less good.
- You're out of our crew.
Papa Wheelie, you're our leader again.
- Yes! Let's ride, boys.
- You could be our leader.
We'll call you Sweet Feet.
- [sighs]
There's only one thing left to do.
- [shouting] You did what?
I've got my competition.
- I'm really sorry, Lynn.
- Why did you take my bike in the first place?
- I didn't want my friends to see me on Lori's hand-me-down.
- Uh, hello,
what do you think my bike is?
A hand-me-down!
- It is? - It's true.
It was my bike first.
Go bike.
- Then she handed it down to me.
I had to do some work on it,
but then it was ride, Sally, ride.
- Then Luna handed it down to me,
and I made it part of my act.
[whimsical music]
♪
Looks like I've got a 7/10 split.
[laughs]
- Luan handed it down to me
and I turned it into the bike that you just got stolen.
- See, Lincoln, we all have to deal with hand-me-downs.
We've just learned to make the best of them.
- You don't have to deal with them; you're the oldest.
- Are you kidding me?
This isn't really a tank top.
It's literally the top of Mom's old girdle.
all: Ew! - Well, enough chit chat.
I got go get to my competition.
- You're gonna ride that?
- What choice do I have?
- You better not let Colonel Crackers get stolen.
[all grumbling]
- Hey, you heard the lady!
- Hey, buddy.
- Clyde, you found Lynn's bike.
- It wasn't me; my parents found it.
They weren't as lucky with the butter dish though.
- This is great.
Maybe there's time to get it to Lynn
before she gets crushed in the competition.
- Yee-hee-hee haw! [bell dings]
Lynn Loud, bringing home the gold!
Boo-yah! - You won?
That's amazing!
Hey, I've got good news too.
Your bike turned up.
- Ah, you keep it.
I'm kind of into this bike now.
It's pretty sick. [bell dings]
- Guys, check it out.
I got the bike back and now it's really mine.
- Cool, but we're not here for you.
We're here for your sister, Lynn.
Her bike is the sickest.
- Temperature of 103.
[bell dings] - Yeah, Lynnsanity.
You're officially our new leader!
- Whoo-hoo. - Aw, come on.
[bell dings]
- [sighs]
[splat]
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- About whether Lori gets her teeth whitened,
or are they naturally that beautiful?
- No.
I'm thinking that I had my turn with this.
It's time to hand it down.
Hey, Lana, I got a bike for you.
- Wow! Thanks, Lincoln.
It's got potential.
[banging]
- Thanks to my sisters,
I've got a whole new view of hand-me-downs.
It's not about what you get;
it's all about what you do with it.
[bell dings]
- Listen to what he says, kids.
[dramatic music]