- ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles
♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪
♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪
- ♪ In the Loud house
♪ In the Loud house
- ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪
♪ Is how we show our love
- ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ One boy and ten girls
♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪
- ♪ Loud Loud Loud
♪ Loud house
- Poo-poo.
[dramatic music]
♪
[children chattering]
- Hey, Frank. - Frank, over here, buddy!
- He's so cool!
- Now, before we pack up, I need a volunteer
to look after Frank this weekend while I'm out of town.
[all shouting]
- Come on, please, Mrs. Johnson! - Me! Me!
- Lincoln. - Yes!
- Way to go, Lincoln. - Aw, man!
- Now, Lincoln, this is a major responsibility.
Frank needs to be fed twice a day,
and under no circumstances should he
be let out of his cage.
Unlike me this weekend. [chuckles]
[school bell rings]
- Well, see ya Monday, Mrs. Johnson.
This is gonna be the best weekend ever!
- I'm not sure your sister Leni will think so.
Remember last Halloween?
[doorbell rings]
- I got it!
- Trick or tr-- - Ah!
Spider!
- Ugh! I'm all right.
She hid in her room for three weeks.
- If I had to worry about my sisters
every time I wanted to do something,
I'd never do anything.
Besides, I have a plan.
Stealth mode.
- Now I'm worried.
- Spider! - [laughs]
- Get it away! Get it away!
- Aw, come on, it's fake!
[bird squawks]
- Shh...
[bird squawks]
There ya go, buddy! [knock at door]
- Can I borrow the big kid scissors?
[gasps] Hey, what's that?
Oh-ho! He's so creepy!
Can I play with him? Can I?
- No, no, Frank stays in the cage.
- Aw...
- Lana, give me back my dolly!
[gasps] Eee!
He's so adorable!
[together] Has Leni seen this?
- No, and we want to keep it that way, don't we?
So shh.
- Excuse me, some of us are trying to solve for Y.
[gasps] Is that an aphonopelma chalcodes?
- Uh... it's a tarantula.
My class calls him Frank.
- Fascinating specimen.
Has Leni seen this?
- No, that's why I'm trying to keep him a--
[chattering and cooing]
Secret.
[chattering and cooing]
- Has Leni seen it?
- Guys, for the last time,
Leni's not gonna see--
- See what?
[together] Nothing!
- [gasps] [all gasp]
- Oh, my gosh!
Are you planning a surprise party for me?
Wait, don't tell me.
I want to be surprised.
[all sigh]
- That was close. - [sighs]
- You better know what you're doing, Lincoln.
- [sighs]
- Hey, you look a little sluggish, buddy.
Bet you'd really like to get out and stretch your legs.
I guess a few minutes wouldn't hurt.
- [squeaks]
- Now, where did I put those crickets?
Maybe this'll cheer ya up.
Frank?
Where'd you go?
Frank, come out! This isn't funny!
Crud.
Where are you, Frank? Where are you?
Where are you?
[together] Where's who?
- There you are!
The two cutest twins in town!
Found 'em! See ya.
- He was talking about me. - I sure hope so.
[liquid bubbling and sloshing]
- What in Schroedinger's cat?
- Sorry, Lis. I'll clean it up later.
[explosion booms] [cat yowls]
[gasps] Lynn, freeze!
- We're playing freeze tag? Cool!
[drum solo playing]
♪
- Ow! - Dude!
- Really dig what you're laying down there, sis!
[dramatic music]
Gotcha!
- What are you doing with my fake spider?
- Fake? Oh, nothing.
Here,
and here's your fake dog poop.
- I don't have any fake dog poop.
- Ah!
- Just kidding!
[both laugh]
- Where are you? Where are you?
- What are you doing, you weirdo?
- I'm, uh...
Looking for my contact lens!
Oh, there it is!
That's better.
- Can I unfreeze now?
- Crud, crud, crud!
- All right, Lincoln.
You don't wear contacts.
What is going on?
- You've been acting even weirder than usual, bro.
- Yeah, there's no way you think Lana is cute.
[indistinct chatter]
- Okay, I'll tell you.
Well, Frank was looking sluggish,
so I took him out of his cage to get a little exercise,
and then I turned to get the crickets,
and he was gone.
[indistinct chatter]
- What are we whispering about?
Oh, right, my surprise party!
Don't worry. I won't tell me.
[all scream]
See, I know nothing,
just making a smoothie.
- Where did he go? - Where?
- The spider? - What are we gonna do?
- Oh, I need milk.
[all gasp]
- Wait! You're lactose intolerant!
- No, I'm not.
I'm tolerant of everyone,
whether they lack toes or not.
all: No!
Huh?
[all sigh]
- Eee, pider!
[suspenseful music]
[pot clangs]
[pot clanging]
- So who wants to try my new recipe?
It's curds and-- - [gasps]
- Way, way too much spinach!
[all gasp]
- Ugh! I know. What was I thinking?
[plunk]
Ha, nice try, Luan, but I'm not falling
for another one of your fake spiders.
Though, this one looks pretty real.
[screams] Spider!
all: No!
- Worst surprise party ever!
- Frank! No-oh-oh-oh!
- I just want to say I'm sorry for your loss
and that I'd be honored to serve as funeral director.
I keep an assortment of caskets on hand.
Were you thinking shoebox, or for a little more money,
mahogany?
[funeral dirge]
- Hey, Lincoln,
I brought you this casserole.
My nana said that there's
no greater comfort in times of grief.
- Thanks. [sighs]
This might as well be my funeral too.
Our whole class is gonna hate me
for letting this happen to Frank.
- We are gathered here to mourn the untimely passing
of Frank the tarantula,
a pet beloved by all.
- Except Leni.
- The murderer!
- Yeah!
- This is all Leni's fault.
- Guys, this isn't Leni's fault.
It's mine.
- Ew, ew, ew!
- I knew Leni was afraid of spiders,
but I brought Frank home anyway.
It was a bad idea.
I guess I deserve to have my whole class hate me.
- [retches]
- Ew, gross, Cliff! Show some respect!
- Whoa, weird. This hairball looks like Frank!
- Ew, gross, Lana!
Show some respect!
- Because this isn't Frank!
It's a hairball too!
Which means Frank could still be alive!
- [screams] Spider!
- And it sounds like Leni just found him.
- Uh, that wasn't Leni.
I know that scream.
[coughing]
Oh, hi, Mr. Loud. Trick or tr--
- [screams] Spider!
- I'm all right.
- Dad's afraid of spiders?
[horn honking cheerful tune]
- And it looks like he's got
the exterminator on speed dial!
all: Frank!
[hard rock music]
♪
- Oh, hello, cute little caterpillar family.
[laughs]
- It's okay, sir. There's been a misunderstanding.
You don't need to kill the spider.
- Ha, what are you? A spider hugger?
Nobody stops me from getting my spider.
- I got to go save Frank!
- We can help. - I can help too.
[all shouting]
- Okay, you guys distract the exterminator
while I look for Frank.
[all shouting]
Unfreeze.
- [screams] There's a big scary spider
in the last room on the right!
I hope someone can exterminate this ugly spider!
- [laughs] Ah!
- What's the matter?
Afraid of a little rubber spider?
[laughs]
- I ain't afraid of nothin'.
- Excuse me. - [screams]
- The scary spider went in there.
- Mm... [sniffs]
- What are you doing, you weirdo?
- Oh, well, uh... [stammers] I didn't--
- [growls]
I'm a spider. Come and get me.
[grunts] I'm all right.
- [grunts]
- [giggles]
- [spits]
- Kids, they can be so juvenile.
Mouthwash?
- [swishes]
[steam whistling]
- My special ghost pepper formula.
The tingle means it's working.
- Frank's not downstairs, so he must be--
♪
- Upstairs.
- [grunts]
- Ha! I've got you now!
- Wait, stop, no!
[gasps]
[all gasp]
Huh?
- Wha--
- Wahoo!
- Frank!
- Yes, Frank! - Wahoo!
- Why you...
- Hold it right there, mister.
If you exterminate this spider,
you'll exterminate this boy's future.
Everyone will think he's a spider killer,
and no one will ever trust him again.
Do you really want that on your conscience?
- Wow.
I never thought of it that way.
Lady, you just changed my life.
both: Really?
- 'Course not,
you spider huggers!
Exterminator out.
Here's my bill.
- Leni, that was amazing!
But why?
- I heard what you said at the funeral,
and besides, maybe spiders aren't so bad after all.
I mean, this one's kind of cute.
No, it's not! Take it! Take it!
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew! Ew! It blinked at me!
- Let's get you back in your cage, Frank.
- I always thought Frank was a strange name
for a female spider.
- Frank's a girl?
- Mm-hmm. I can tell from the markings.
Plus, female spiders
always get sluggish before they give birth.
- Frank's gonna be a mommy?
all: Aw!
- Bye, Frances! - Later!
- So long, Frances.
- I'll miss ya, Frank,
but I'm glad things are gonna be
back to normal around here.
- 20, 21, 22...
[ominous music]
23...
[screams]
Spider!
[dramatic music]