1 00:00:07,228 --> 00:00:08,798 - ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 2 00:00:08,797 --> 00:00:10,397 ♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪ 3 00:00:10,399 --> 00:00:12,299 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 4 00:00:12,300 --> 00:00:13,470 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles 5 00:00:13,468 --> 00:00:15,068 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 6 00:00:15,070 --> 00:00:19,140 ♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪ 7 00:00:19,141 --> 00:00:20,171 - ♪ In the Loud house 8 00:00:20,175 --> 00:00:21,305 ♪ In the Loud house 9 00:00:21,309 --> 00:00:22,679 - ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪ 10 00:00:22,677 --> 00:00:24,077 ♪ Is how we show our love 11 00:00:24,079 --> 00:00:26,449 - ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪ 12 00:00:26,448 --> 00:00:27,678 - ♪ One boy and ten girls 13 00:00:27,682 --> 00:00:30,082 ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 14 00:00:30,085 --> 00:00:33,415 - ♪ Loud Loud Loud 15 00:00:33,422 --> 00:00:34,822 ♪ Loud house 16 00:00:34,823 --> 00:00:36,353 - Poo-poo. 17 00:00:38,592 --> 00:00:41,692 [rock music] 18 00:00:41,696 --> 00:00:49,206 ♪ ♪ 19 00:00:49,204 --> 00:00:51,134 - ♪ Yeah! 20 00:00:51,139 --> 00:00:53,179 ♪ Take my advice and don't be a mooch ♪ 21 00:00:53,175 --> 00:00:57,305 ♪ Grab life by the lips and give it a smooch ♪ 22 00:00:57,312 --> 00:00:58,472 ♪ Whoo ♪ 23 00:00:58,480 --> 00:00:59,450 ♪ Give it a smooch 24 00:00:59,448 --> 00:01:03,248 - Clyde, Smooch is the coolest band ever. 25 00:01:03,251 --> 00:01:03,841 - Copy that. 26 00:01:03,852 --> 00:01:04,882 I'd totally give life a smooch 27 00:01:04,886 --> 00:01:07,886 if I wasn't saving my lips for Lori. 28 00:01:07,889 --> 00:01:10,829 - Clyde and I are going to see Smooch tonight, 29 00:01:10,826 --> 00:01:12,626 and not to make a big deal of it, 30 00:01:12,627 --> 00:01:14,597 but it's our first concert. 31 00:01:14,596 --> 00:01:18,336 Okay, Clyde, meet you at the ticket line in T-minus one hour. 32 00:01:18,333 --> 00:01:22,203 - Okay, that'll give me time to work on my dance moves. 33 00:01:22,204 --> 00:01:25,204 [grunts] Oh! 34 00:01:25,207 --> 00:01:27,307 - Aah! 35 00:01:27,309 --> 00:01:28,279 - Simmer down and listen up. 36 00:01:28,276 --> 00:01:31,946 - We overheard your conversation and we're here to warn you. 37 00:01:31,947 --> 00:01:32,877 - Do not let Luna know 38 00:01:32,881 --> 00:01:34,811 that you're going to your first concert. 39 00:01:34,816 --> 00:01:37,386 She'll insist on going with you. 40 00:01:37,385 --> 00:01:38,115 - What? Why? 41 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:39,760 - I don't know, 'cause she's nuts? 42 00:01:39,754 --> 00:01:42,454 But she's done it to all of us. 43 00:01:42,457 --> 00:01:43,557 - Yeah, and when she goes, 44 00:01:43,558 --> 00:01:47,698 she gets way too excited and literally ruins everything. 45 00:01:47,696 --> 00:01:50,766 There was my first Boyz Will Be Boyz concert. 46 00:01:50,765 --> 00:01:53,265 - ♪ Ooh, girl, if I could 47 00:01:53,268 --> 00:01:55,368 ♪ Ooh, girl, give you the 48 00:01:55,370 --> 00:01:57,570 - [sobbing] 49 00:01:57,572 --> 00:02:00,432 I love you! 50 00:02:00,442 --> 00:02:02,202 - Come on, people. 51 00:02:02,210 --> 00:02:05,650 Where's your energy? 52 00:02:05,647 --> 00:02:08,387 [electricity crackles] 53 00:02:08,383 --> 00:02:09,083 - ♪ Ooh, girl 54 00:02:09,084 --> 00:02:12,714 - And our first Blarney the Dinosaur concert. 55 00:02:12,721 --> 00:02:14,551 - ♪ Moo goes the cow 56 00:02:14,556 --> 00:02:15,886 ♪ Oink goes the pig 57 00:02:15,891 --> 00:02:18,921 ♪ Watch me do me Irish jig 58 00:02:18,927 --> 00:02:22,997 - Come on, guys. Crowd surf! 59 00:02:24,732 --> 00:02:26,562 - And my first opera. 60 00:02:26,568 --> 00:02:30,438 - [singing in foreign language] 61 00:02:32,506 --> 00:02:33,776 - Check it, Lis! 62 00:02:33,775 --> 00:02:35,405 Stage dive! 63 00:02:35,410 --> 00:02:38,020 - [screams] [horns squeal] 64 00:02:38,013 --> 00:02:38,913 - Oh, man. 65 00:02:38,914 --> 00:02:41,014 I can't let Luna find out about Smooch. 66 00:02:41,016 --> 00:02:41,916 - Don't worry. 67 00:02:41,917 --> 00:02:43,447 We can get you out without her knowing. 68 00:02:43,451 --> 00:02:46,951 - Guys, I am not getting in one of Lucy's coffins again. 69 00:02:46,955 --> 00:02:49,925 - That won't be necessary. 70 00:02:51,926 --> 00:02:56,696 Please keep your arms and legs inside at all times. 71 00:02:56,698 --> 00:02:58,868 - Aah! 72 00:02:58,867 --> 00:03:00,037 It's all taken care of. 73 00:03:00,035 --> 00:03:02,965 Luna will never know about the concert. 74 00:03:02,971 --> 00:03:03,731 - Yo, bro. 75 00:03:03,738 --> 00:03:07,378 I saved you a spot in line! 76 00:03:07,675 --> 00:03:09,975 - Luna, how did you know about the concert? 77 00:03:09,978 --> 00:03:10,808 - You kidding me? 78 00:03:10,812 --> 00:03:13,912 When it comes to music, I know all. 79 00:03:13,915 --> 00:03:14,915 Are you ready for me to show you 80 00:03:14,916 --> 00:03:18,386 how to have the greatest first concert ever? 81 00:03:18,386 --> 00:03:20,056 - Well, I uh... 82 00:03:20,055 --> 00:03:20,785 - Awesome! 83 00:03:20,789 --> 00:03:25,359 First up, something has to be done about your duds. 84 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:28,800 Your threads, man. 85 00:03:28,797 --> 00:03:30,827 Wow, your clothes, dude. 86 00:03:30,832 --> 00:03:32,432 - I think we're fine. 87 00:03:32,434 --> 00:03:35,634 [rock guitar riff] 88 00:03:35,637 --> 00:03:36,867 - So much better. 89 00:03:36,871 --> 00:03:39,331 - There's no zipper. What if I need to pee? 90 00:03:39,341 --> 00:03:41,601 - You'll be having too much fun to pee. 91 00:03:41,610 --> 00:03:45,420 Now let's see your rock pose. 92 00:03:46,547 --> 00:03:47,817 Uh, what's that? 93 00:03:47,816 --> 00:03:51,716 - My rock pose. I'm igneous. 94 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:52,560 - No, dudes. 95 00:03:52,554 --> 00:03:57,084 I mean throw up the goats... like this. 96 00:03:57,092 --> 00:03:58,922 Yeah! 97 00:03:58,927 --> 00:04:00,327 You try. 98 00:04:00,328 --> 00:04:01,598 both: Yeah, uh... 99 00:04:01,596 --> 00:04:02,826 - We'll work on it later. 100 00:04:02,831 --> 00:04:04,861 Now let's see your dance moves. 101 00:04:04,866 --> 00:04:05,666 - I can't dance. 102 00:04:05,667 --> 00:04:08,467 - What? Everybody can dance, man. 103 00:04:08,470 --> 00:04:14,080 You just have to feel the music and move yo booty! 104 00:04:14,075 --> 00:04:16,845 - Whoa! Ugh! 105 00:04:16,845 --> 00:04:17,675 [gasps] 106 00:04:17,679 --> 00:04:20,619 [shivers and grunts] 107 00:04:20,615 --> 00:04:21,885 - Raspberry or yellow? 108 00:04:21,883 --> 00:04:23,383 - That's it, Lincoln. 109 00:04:23,385 --> 00:04:25,685 Come on, everybody! 110 00:04:25,687 --> 00:04:27,617 Pre-show sing-along. 111 00:04:27,622 --> 00:04:28,652 Sing it with me! 112 00:04:28,657 --> 00:04:30,857 ♪ Take my advice and don't be a mooch ♪ 113 00:04:30,859 --> 00:04:33,799 ♪ Grab life by the lips and give it a smooch ♪ 114 00:04:33,795 --> 00:04:38,565 Speaking of smooch, just your type. 115 00:04:38,566 --> 00:04:39,466 Get over here, bro. 116 00:04:39,467 --> 00:04:43,607 There's nothing like falling in love at your first concert. 117 00:04:43,605 --> 00:04:46,005 all: Oooh! 118 00:04:46,007 --> 00:04:48,577 [dramatic choral music] 119 00:04:48,576 --> 00:04:50,946 - That's it. We're done here. 120 00:04:50,945 --> 00:04:51,745 - Dude, 121 00:04:51,746 --> 00:04:53,476 I'm just trying to make your first concert unforgettable. 122 00:04:53,481 --> 00:04:55,511 - All you're doing is embarrassing me. 123 00:04:55,517 --> 00:04:57,587 Our sisters warned me about you. 124 00:04:57,585 --> 00:04:58,655 - What are you talking about? 125 00:04:58,653 --> 00:05:00,483 - They said you ruined all their first concerts 126 00:05:00,488 --> 00:05:02,858 just like you're ruining mine now. 127 00:05:02,857 --> 00:05:04,557 - Ouch. Message received. 128 00:05:04,559 --> 00:05:09,129 If that's the way you feel, good night, Royal Woods Mall. 129 00:05:09,130 --> 00:05:12,800 Luna Loud has left the building. 130 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:16,510 - Did I go too far? Clyde? 131 00:05:16,504 --> 00:05:17,564 Clyde, what are you doing? 132 00:05:17,572 --> 00:05:20,802 - My rock pose. I don't like confrontations. 133 00:05:20,809 --> 00:05:23,109 - Clyde, line's moving. 134 00:05:23,111 --> 00:05:24,571 - Hey, no cuts, kid. 135 00:05:24,579 --> 00:05:26,079 - Back of the line, line-cutter. 136 00:05:26,081 --> 00:05:28,941 - But that was our spot. 137 00:05:28,950 --> 00:05:30,450 Come on. 138 00:05:30,452 --> 00:05:33,852 [clock ticking] 139 00:05:36,190 --> 00:05:37,160 We made it! 140 00:05:37,158 --> 00:05:38,128 - Sorry, boys. 141 00:05:38,126 --> 00:05:42,696 Smooch is officially sold out. 142 00:05:42,697 --> 00:05:43,527 both: No! 143 00:05:43,531 --> 00:05:46,931 - I can't believe we didn't get Smooch tickets. 144 00:05:46,935 --> 00:05:47,865 - Psst, hey, kid. 145 00:05:47,869 --> 00:05:50,609 Did I hear you say you needed Smooch tickets? 146 00:05:50,605 --> 00:05:53,105 - Yes! Two, please. 147 00:05:54,708 --> 00:05:56,478 We're in! - Yes! 148 00:05:56,478 --> 00:05:57,478 [police siren blares] 149 00:05:57,479 --> 00:05:58,879 - You're in, all right. 150 00:05:58,880 --> 00:05:59,980 Incarcerated. 151 00:05:59,981 --> 00:06:00,941 - Are those good seats? 152 00:06:00,949 --> 00:06:03,089 - Buying scalped tickets is illegal. 153 00:06:03,084 --> 00:06:05,484 Let's go, hooligans. 154 00:06:05,487 --> 00:06:08,827 - Well, might as well practice my dancing. 155 00:06:08,823 --> 00:06:10,023 - Oh, give it up, kid. 156 00:06:10,024 --> 00:06:13,554 My hip can pop and lock better than you. 157 00:06:13,561 --> 00:06:14,451 - Pipe down, Scoots, 158 00:06:14,462 --> 00:06:18,192 or I'll add disorderly conduct to your speeding charge. 159 00:06:18,199 --> 00:06:19,969 - I still can't dance, Lincoln. 160 00:06:19,968 --> 00:06:20,868 - What does it matter? 161 00:06:20,869 --> 00:06:23,669 We're not going to the concert anyway. 162 00:06:23,671 --> 00:06:24,701 - Yo, little Loud. 163 00:06:24,706 --> 00:06:25,706 What are you doing here? 164 00:06:25,707 --> 00:06:27,837 - Bobby? What are you doing here? 165 00:06:27,842 --> 00:06:28,972 - This is my new job. 166 00:06:28,977 --> 00:06:29,977 Lori loves a man in uniform, 167 00:06:29,978 --> 00:06:32,878 plus I'm learning a ton about police work. 168 00:06:32,881 --> 00:06:34,541 Here are those chicken samples you wanted 169 00:06:34,549 --> 00:06:35,919 from the food court, Captain. 170 00:06:35,917 --> 00:06:37,647 - Great work, Santiago. 171 00:06:37,652 --> 00:06:39,882 Now go do a stakeout at Wok of Art. 172 00:06:39,888 --> 00:06:43,128 I think they're giving out egg rolls. 173 00:06:43,124 --> 00:06:43,984 - Right away, boss. 174 00:06:43,992 --> 00:06:45,722 - [chewing and gulping] 175 00:06:45,727 --> 00:06:47,727 [clock ticking] 176 00:06:47,729 --> 00:06:49,629 Boys, your mom's here. 177 00:06:49,631 --> 00:06:50,691 both: What? 178 00:06:50,698 --> 00:06:53,568 - Oh, my babies! 179 00:06:53,568 --> 00:06:54,908 - Luna? I mean, Mom? 180 00:06:54,903 --> 00:06:58,573 - You're lucky I answered the phone when the fuzz called, bro. 181 00:06:58,573 --> 00:07:00,933 Officer, I'll take it from here. 182 00:07:00,942 --> 00:07:03,872 - Yes, ma'am. Right away, ma'am. 183 00:07:03,878 --> 00:07:04,748 - Your steaks, Captain. 184 00:07:04,746 --> 00:07:06,176 - What the heck are you talking about? 185 00:07:06,181 --> 00:07:08,011 Where are my egg rolls, son? 186 00:07:08,016 --> 00:07:11,656 - You said to do a "steak" out, so--hey, Luna. 187 00:07:11,653 --> 00:07:12,683 - You know their mother? 188 00:07:12,687 --> 00:07:14,587 - That's not their mother. That's his sister. 189 00:07:14,589 --> 00:07:15,759 Nice wig, by the way. 190 00:07:15,757 --> 00:07:17,657 - Wig? - [giggles] 191 00:07:17,659 --> 00:07:18,659 - Oh, snap. 192 00:07:18,660 --> 00:07:19,730 [cell door closes] 193 00:07:19,727 --> 00:07:20,527 - Sorry, bro. 194 00:07:20,528 --> 00:07:22,828 I fought the law and the law won. 195 00:07:22,831 --> 00:07:24,561 - I can't believe you came back for us. 196 00:07:24,566 --> 00:07:26,796 - I've been thinking about what you said, 197 00:07:26,801 --> 00:07:27,791 and you and the girls are right. 198 00:07:27,802 --> 00:07:31,002 I do get a little crazy when it comes to first concerts. 199 00:07:31,005 --> 00:07:32,675 - Why are they so important to you? 200 00:07:32,674 --> 00:07:35,844 - 'Cause my first rock show changed my life. 201 00:07:35,844 --> 00:07:40,744 It was Mick Swagger, summer of 7th grade. 202 00:07:40,748 --> 00:07:41,948 The Gimme Swelter Tour. 203 00:07:41,950 --> 00:07:43,190 Up until that muggy June night, 204 00:07:43,184 --> 00:07:45,154 I didn't know who I wanted to be, 205 00:07:45,153 --> 00:07:48,283 but the moment Mick and the boys took the stage, 206 00:07:48,289 --> 00:07:51,599 it all started to become clear. 207 00:07:51,593 --> 00:07:53,693 - ♪ It was a hot June night 208 00:07:53,695 --> 00:07:55,595 ♪ When she saw the light 209 00:07:55,597 --> 00:07:59,297 ♪ Up until then she didn't know what was right ♪ 210 00:07:59,300 --> 00:08:01,640 ♪ She showed up at the show 211 00:08:01,636 --> 00:08:02,906 ♪ All confused and alone 212 00:08:02,904 --> 00:08:08,174 ♪ She had no idea what was about to unfold ♪ 213 00:08:08,176 --> 00:08:09,576 ♪ Transformation 214 00:08:09,577 --> 00:08:11,877 - It was like he was talking to me. 215 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:15,750 - ♪ A citizen of the rock and roll nation ♪ 216 00:08:15,750 --> 00:08:17,850 ♪ Transformation 217 00:08:17,852 --> 00:08:19,282 ♪ Total mutation 218 00:08:19,287 --> 00:08:22,727 - It was in that moment I realized 219 00:08:22,724 --> 00:08:26,024 I was Luna Loud! 220 00:08:26,027 --> 00:08:27,997 Stage dive! 221 00:08:27,996 --> 00:08:30,296 [crowd cheers] 222 00:08:30,298 --> 00:08:32,038 ♪ ♪ 223 00:08:32,033 --> 00:08:33,863 - Wow, I had no idea. 224 00:08:33,868 --> 00:08:36,668 - I know it's only rock and roll, 225 00:08:36,671 --> 00:08:37,831 but I like it. 226 00:08:37,839 --> 00:08:39,639 - [weeping] 227 00:08:39,641 --> 00:08:43,871 I'm sorry, that was just such a beautiful story. 228 00:08:43,878 --> 00:08:44,778 You're right, kid. 229 00:08:44,779 --> 00:08:47,819 First concerts are unforgettable. 230 00:08:47,815 --> 00:08:50,015 And I can't let you miss yours. 231 00:08:50,018 --> 00:08:52,188 Here, here's your tickets back. 232 00:08:52,186 --> 00:08:54,286 Now get out of here. 233 00:08:54,289 --> 00:08:57,329 - Mall Cop Captain, couldn't you see it in your heart 234 00:08:57,325 --> 00:09:01,255 to let me spend my first concert with my sister? 235 00:09:01,262 --> 00:09:02,292 A third ticket would mean a lot. 236 00:09:02,297 --> 00:09:06,967 - Well, I just happen to have this other ticket 237 00:09:06,968 --> 00:09:07,868 here in my pocket, 238 00:09:07,869 --> 00:09:09,869 and since you did succeed earlier 239 00:09:09,871 --> 00:09:11,731 in pulling at my heartstrings, 240 00:09:11,739 --> 00:09:16,309 I would love for you to attend the show with your brother. 241 00:09:16,311 --> 00:09:17,701 all: Rock and roll! 242 00:09:17,712 --> 00:09:19,242 - You didn't have to do that, little brother. 243 00:09:19,247 --> 00:09:23,187 - I know, but it wouldn't be a first concert without Luna Loud. 244 00:09:23,184 --> 00:09:26,384 I'm sorry I said those things in the ticket line. 245 00:09:26,387 --> 00:09:27,717 - It's cool, little bro. 246 00:09:27,722 --> 00:09:31,722 And don't worry, I promise to be on my best behave. 247 00:09:31,726 --> 00:09:33,326 - Okay, okay, enough. 248 00:09:33,328 --> 00:09:36,328 Now get out of here, you crazy kids. 249 00:09:36,331 --> 00:09:38,091 [cheering] 250 00:09:38,099 --> 00:09:40,699 Ah, for those about to rock-- 251 00:09:40,702 --> 00:09:42,402 - Adios, mall cop! 252 00:09:42,403 --> 00:09:45,673 - Bobby, we got a runner-- I mean a roller. 253 00:09:45,673 --> 00:09:47,273 Cut her off at the food court. 254 00:09:47,275 --> 00:09:48,945 - YOLO! 255 00:09:48,943 --> 00:09:50,043 - Ah, come on. 256 00:09:50,044 --> 00:09:53,174 Bobby, you can't just let a perp-- 257 00:09:53,181 --> 00:09:55,311 ooh, is that popcorn shrimp? 258 00:09:55,316 --> 00:09:57,846 ♪ ♪ 259 00:09:57,852 --> 00:09:59,052 - I can't see a thing. 260 00:09:59,053 --> 00:10:02,083 Ugh, I thought my first concert was gonna be unforgettable. 261 00:10:02,090 --> 00:10:06,360 - It could be, but I don't want to interfere. 262 00:10:06,361 --> 00:10:07,951 - No, please, interfere. 263 00:10:07,962 --> 00:10:11,262 - Okay, first up, we got to get to the front. 264 00:10:11,265 --> 00:10:13,835 - Whoa, I can't cut in front of all these people. 265 00:10:13,835 --> 00:10:17,065 - That's why they invented crowd surfing. 266 00:10:17,071 --> 00:10:19,101 both: What? 267 00:10:19,107 --> 00:10:21,277 - Whoo! This is awesome! 268 00:10:21,275 --> 00:10:23,945 - Careful, guys. Cradle the neck. 269 00:10:23,945 --> 00:10:25,345 - Enjoy the ride, dudes? 270 00:10:25,346 --> 00:10:27,446 - Whoa, how did you get up here so fast? 271 00:10:27,448 --> 00:10:30,248 - I have my ways. Now come on. 272 00:10:30,251 --> 00:10:32,451 Pose it like you chose it. 273 00:10:32,453 --> 00:10:35,753 - ♪ Smoochy smoochy 274 00:10:35,757 --> 00:10:37,427 ♪ Whoo 275 00:10:37,425 --> 00:10:39,925 ♪ Whoa whoa 276 00:10:39,927 --> 00:10:40,827 ♪ Wet and sloppy 277 00:10:40,828 --> 00:10:42,968 - Boy, did my sisters have it wrong about Luna. 278 00:10:42,964 --> 00:10:43,964 She's not nuts at all. 279 00:10:43,965 --> 00:10:47,235 She's just really passionate about the things she loves. 280 00:10:47,235 --> 00:10:49,405 And in the words of my favorite band, 281 00:10:49,404 --> 00:10:50,364 sometimes you got to... 282 00:10:50,371 --> 00:10:52,901 both: ♪ Grab life by the lips 283 00:10:52,907 --> 00:10:55,877 ♪ And give it a smooch 284 00:10:55,877 --> 00:10:57,147 - That's my bro! 285 00:10:57,145 --> 00:11:01,515 - Thanks for making my first concert unforgettable, Luna! 286 00:11:01,516 --> 00:11:04,346 both: Rock and roll! 287 00:11:04,352 --> 00:11:05,412 - Hold on, hold on, hold on. 288 00:11:05,420 --> 00:11:06,890 This one ended real great and all, 289 00:11:06,888 --> 00:11:09,428 but I still can't dance, Lincoln. 290 00:11:09,424 --> 00:11:11,524 - Hold tight, Clyde. 291 00:11:11,526 --> 00:11:14,956 - ♪ Da da smoochity smooch 292 00:11:14,962 --> 00:11:15,892 ♪ 293 00:11:15,897 --> 00:11:16,827 - [shivers and grunts] 294 00:11:16,831 --> 00:11:19,231 I'm doing it! I'm doing it! 295 00:11:19,233 --> 00:11:22,033 - ♪ Give it a smooch 296 00:11:24,404 --> 00:11:27,634 [upbeat rock music]