1 00:00:07,228 --> 00:00:08,598 - ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 2 00:00:08,597 --> 00:00:10,127 ♪ Dodging girls like ping pong balls ♪ 3 00:00:10,132 --> 00:00:12,192 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 4 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:13,470 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles 5 00:00:13,468 --> 00:00:14,668 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 6 00:00:14,669 --> 00:00:18,609 ♪ Guy's gotta do what he can to survive ♪ 7 00:00:18,607 --> 00:00:21,377 ♪ In the Loud House, in the Loud House ♪ 8 00:00:21,376 --> 00:00:22,676 ♪ Duck, dodge, push and shove ♪ 9 00:00:22,677 --> 00:00:23,777 ♪ This is how we show our love ♪ 10 00:00:23,779 --> 00:00:26,749 ♪ In the Loud House, in the Loud House ♪ 11 00:00:26,748 --> 00:00:27,678 ♪ One boy and ten girls 12 00:00:27,682 --> 00:00:30,412 ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 13 00:00:30,419 --> 00:00:33,459 ♪ Loud! Loud! Loud! 14 00:00:33,455 --> 00:00:36,225 ♪ Loud House! - Boo boo. 15 00:00:38,659 --> 00:00:46,169 - ♪ 16 00:00:46,168 --> 00:00:48,838 - [thunder crashing] - [doors slam open] 17 00:00:48,837 --> 00:00:50,437 - [thunder crashing] 18 00:00:50,439 --> 00:00:52,779 - [suspenseful music] 19 00:00:52,774 --> 00:00:53,734 - [eerie laughter] - [door slams] 20 00:00:53,742 --> 00:00:56,572 - Whoa, the ghost just ran into the bathroom. 21 00:00:56,578 --> 00:01:00,248 Tune in tomorrow when I "flush" him out. 22 00:01:00,248 --> 00:01:01,718 "Arggh!" 23 00:01:01,716 --> 00:01:03,846 - That...was... 24 00:01:03,852 --> 00:01:04,582 awesome! 25 00:01:04,586 --> 00:01:06,756 I'm so not gonna be able to sleep tonight. 26 00:01:06,755 --> 00:01:09,585 - I wanna go to the bathroom. - [clock chiming] 27 00:01:09,591 --> 00:01:11,791 - Oh, no, I've missed curfew. 28 00:01:11,793 --> 00:01:13,623 If my parents find out I'm not home, they'll-- 29 00:01:13,628 --> 00:01:16,498 - They'll blame me and they won't let us be friends anymore. 30 00:01:16,498 --> 00:01:18,538 I'll be banned from your house. 31 00:01:18,533 --> 00:01:20,733 I never got to say goodbye to Lori. 32 00:01:20,735 --> 00:01:22,635 I need you to tell her some things-- 33 00:01:22,637 --> 00:01:25,477 number one, she made me a better man. 34 00:01:25,474 --> 00:01:27,474 - [door slams] 35 00:01:27,476 --> 00:01:29,406 - Oh, Lori, I lost track of time. 36 00:01:29,411 --> 00:01:31,211 - Don't worry-- we've got your back. 37 00:01:31,213 --> 00:01:35,213 Okay, people, Operation: Cover-for-Brother is a go. 38 00:01:35,217 --> 00:01:37,487 - Man your stations. 39 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:42,690 - MOM: I told Lincoln I'd help him with his math homework. 40 00:01:42,691 --> 00:01:45,491 - DAD: Oh? I'll be your plus-one. 41 00:01:45,494 --> 00:01:46,624 [laughing] 42 00:01:46,628 --> 00:01:48,698 You get it? - MOM: Oh, yeah. 43 00:01:48,697 --> 00:01:51,837 - Hey, I had it first! - You don't even like yarn! 44 00:01:51,833 --> 00:01:53,393 - DAD: Girls! This is so wrong! 45 00:01:53,401 --> 00:01:56,631 - CLYDE's VOICE: Number two, tell Lori I remember 46 00:01:56,638 --> 00:01:58,638 every dress she ever wore. 47 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:01,650 - [loud thud] - MOM: No more fighting! 48 00:02:01,643 --> 00:02:03,243 - Okay, Mom and Dad! 49 00:02:03,245 --> 00:02:07,675 I guess you're going to help Lincoln with his homework then! 50 00:02:07,682 --> 00:02:08,642 - [footsteps padding] 51 00:02:08,650 --> 00:02:10,820 - Hey, there, know what I'm jonesin' for? 52 00:02:10,819 --> 00:02:14,989 A family sing-along. One, two, three... 53 00:02:16,757 --> 00:02:20,627 - Approach at a 63-degree angle. 54 00:02:20,629 --> 00:02:23,229 - ♪ 55 00:02:23,231 --> 00:02:25,331 - [heavy thud] - LINCOLN: [groans] 56 00:02:25,333 --> 00:02:27,933 Oh... - [heavy thud] 57 00:02:29,937 --> 00:02:34,277 - LISA: Correction-- 62 degrees. 58 00:02:34,276 --> 00:02:36,346 - Hi, parentals. 59 00:02:36,344 --> 00:02:38,674 We were just wondering how you two met? 60 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:39,320 - MOM: Really? 61 00:02:39,314 --> 00:02:41,944 Your father has told that story a thousand times. 62 00:02:41,950 --> 00:02:44,690 - DAD: Not, now, honey, if they insist. 63 00:02:44,686 --> 00:02:46,816 - ♪ 64 00:02:46,821 --> 00:02:48,581 - DAD: ...and then your mother walked by 65 00:02:48,590 --> 00:02:50,790 in an outfit that could stop traffic. 66 00:02:50,792 --> 00:02:53,952 - MOM: It was my uniform. I was a crossing guard. 67 00:02:53,962 --> 00:02:55,922 - [heavy thud] 68 00:02:55,931 --> 00:02:56,821 - GIRLS: [gulping] 69 00:02:56,831 --> 00:02:59,561 - MOM: Ladies, are you okay? We're coming in. 70 00:02:59,568 --> 00:03:01,338 - [crying] 71 00:03:01,336 --> 00:03:05,306 - MOM: Oh, sweetie, what's the matter? 72 00:03:06,540 --> 00:03:08,880 - Thus, the trains will pass each other 73 00:03:08,877 --> 00:03:11,577 at precisely 4:00 p.m. 74 00:03:11,580 --> 00:03:12,720 Homework done. 75 00:03:12,714 --> 00:03:15,444 - MOM: Looks like you don't need our help. 76 00:03:15,450 --> 00:03:16,320 - [door slams] 77 00:03:16,318 --> 00:03:18,718 - One of the great things about having a big family 78 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:20,560 is someone's always got your back. 79 00:03:20,555 --> 00:03:23,325 I know I can count on my sisters to save my butt, 80 00:03:23,325 --> 00:03:24,385 and they can count on me. 81 00:03:24,392 --> 00:03:26,692 - DAD: Was he wearing a helmet? 82 00:03:27,928 --> 00:03:30,398 - [door slams] - [sighing] 83 00:03:31,565 --> 00:03:33,365 - MOM: Kids, come on down. 84 00:03:33,368 --> 00:03:35,968 I hope you didn't forget what today is. 85 00:03:35,971 --> 00:03:36,831 - [feet screech like brakes] 86 00:03:36,838 --> 00:03:39,878 - MOM: That's right--our annual Spring Cleaning Day. 87 00:03:39,874 --> 00:03:44,074 Who's excited? - KIDS: [grumbling] 88 00:03:44,079 --> 00:03:46,479 - MOM: That's the spirit. 89 00:03:46,481 --> 00:03:47,341 - [door slams] 90 00:03:47,349 --> 00:03:49,419 - Hey, can you cover for me today? 91 00:03:49,417 --> 00:03:51,317 The batting cages got a new pitching machine, 92 00:03:51,319 --> 00:03:52,889 and if I don't hit the first ball, 93 00:03:52,887 --> 00:03:55,427 I'll have bad luck all season. 94 00:03:55,423 --> 00:03:56,353 - I get that. Sure. 95 00:03:56,358 --> 00:03:59,328 - Ah, thanks. I'll do my cleaning when I get back. 96 00:03:59,327 --> 00:04:01,027 - Lincoln, can you cover for me? 97 00:04:01,029 --> 00:04:02,669 I'm bringing Lily on a picnic with Bobby 98 00:04:02,664 --> 00:04:07,094 to see how he handles babies-- you know, for the future. 99 00:04:07,102 --> 00:04:11,632 - Um, I don't get that...but sure. 100 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:15,480 - [suspenseful music] 101 00:04:15,477 --> 00:04:17,777 - MOM: Lori, can you check on Lily? 102 00:04:17,779 --> 00:04:20,779 - [imitating Lori] I'm literally already on it. 103 00:04:20,782 --> 00:04:23,842 Uh-oh, who made a stinky surprise 104 00:04:23,852 --> 00:04:25,482 for her big sister? 105 00:04:25,487 --> 00:04:27,417 - [imitating Lily] Poo-poo! Poo-poo! 106 00:04:27,422 --> 00:04:31,522 - Lori, you changed your hair, and Lily's invisible now? 107 00:04:31,526 --> 00:04:33,356 Nobody tells me anything. 108 00:04:33,361 --> 00:04:33,991 - [smacks face] 109 00:04:33,995 --> 00:04:38,065 No, Leni, it's me, Lincoln. I'm covering for Lori and Lily. 110 00:04:38,066 --> 00:04:40,596 - Oh. Then you won't mind covering for me 111 00:04:40,602 --> 00:04:42,662 while I hit the Spring sales at the mall. 112 00:04:42,671 --> 00:04:45,731 - Fine, but four sisters is my limit. 113 00:04:45,740 --> 00:04:48,480 - Of course. No more sisters. 114 00:04:48,476 --> 00:04:49,106 Oh, one thing-- 115 00:04:49,110 --> 00:04:51,880 I'm covering for six sisters, so I guess now you are, too. 116 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:53,520 - What? - Don't worry. 117 00:04:53,515 --> 00:04:55,045 I wrote down where everyone's going. 118 00:04:55,050 --> 00:04:59,090 - "One floral crop top, $12.99"? Oh. 119 00:04:59,087 --> 00:05:02,127 Lucy's at a poetry reading, Lisa's giving a lecture, 120 00:05:02,123 --> 00:05:04,053 Lana's checking out the first mud of Spring. 121 00:05:04,059 --> 00:05:08,929 Leni, how am I supposed to-- - Thanks, Linky. Bye! 122 00:05:08,930 --> 00:05:09,630 [zooming] 123 00:05:09,631 --> 00:05:12,761 - MOM: Lucy? Lynn? How's the cleaning coming? 124 00:05:12,767 --> 00:05:14,067 - This calls for... 125 00:05:14,069 --> 00:05:15,709 "The Trunk!" 126 00:05:15,704 --> 00:05:21,574 - ♪ 127 00:05:21,576 --> 00:05:22,846 - [imitating Lucy] I scrub and scrub, 128 00:05:22,844 --> 00:05:25,044 yet the stain of human suffering remains. 129 00:05:25,046 --> 00:05:26,946 - MOM: Okay. - [imitating Lynn] Not me, Mom. 130 00:05:26,948 --> 00:05:30,448 I'm knocking these dust balls outta the park. 131 00:05:30,452 --> 00:05:32,752 - MOM: Good to hear. 132 00:05:32,754 --> 00:05:33,814 - [sighing] 133 00:05:33,822 --> 00:05:36,722 - MOM: Leni, how's your spring cleaning coming? 134 00:05:36,725 --> 00:05:37,725 - [imitating Leni] Good. 135 00:05:37,726 --> 00:05:40,496 As soon as I find those springs, I'll clean them. 136 00:05:40,495 --> 00:05:41,825 - MOM: [laughing] - Whew! 137 00:05:41,830 --> 00:05:46,970 - DAD: I hear a lotta talkin', but not a lotta cleanin'. 138 00:05:46,968 --> 00:05:49,008 - [vacuum cleaner whirring] 139 00:05:49,003 --> 00:05:51,433 - [test tubes clacking] 140 00:05:51,439 --> 00:05:52,739 - [motor whirring] 141 00:05:52,741 --> 00:05:55,141 - DAD: Ah, that's what I like to hear. 142 00:05:55,743 --> 00:05:58,943 - And they said it couldn't be done. 143 00:05:58,947 --> 00:06:01,147 - MOM: Time for a break, kids. 144 00:06:01,149 --> 00:06:02,749 Pop-Pop's on video chat. 145 00:06:02,751 --> 00:06:05,151 He wants to say hi to all of you. 146 00:06:05,153 --> 00:06:07,513 - [footsteps padding] 147 00:06:07,522 --> 00:06:10,022 - Well, if it isn't my look alike. 148 00:06:10,024 --> 00:06:12,654 Still got snow on the roof, eh? 149 00:06:12,660 --> 00:06:14,660 - [laughing] Sure do, Pop-Pop. 150 00:06:14,662 --> 00:06:16,062 We're all doing our Spring cleaning, 151 00:06:16,064 --> 00:06:18,864 so the sisters nominated me to say hello. 152 00:06:18,867 --> 00:06:22,937 - I tell ya, Spring always puts me in the mood for a song. 153 00:06:22,937 --> 00:06:25,537 Why don't you bring Luna down? 154 00:06:25,540 --> 00:06:27,640 - [door slams] - S.O.S.! 155 00:06:27,642 --> 00:06:29,672 Come home now! 156 00:06:32,179 --> 00:06:37,149 - [imitating Luna] ♪ How I wonder what you are 157 00:06:37,152 --> 00:06:38,652 Stage dive! 158 00:06:38,653 --> 00:06:39,783 - [heavy thud] 159 00:06:39,788 --> 00:06:41,658 - Bravo! A tough act to follow. 160 00:06:41,656 --> 00:06:47,056 But I'd love to see some comedy from Luan. 161 00:06:47,061 --> 00:06:49,521 - [imitating Luan] What does a nosy pepper do? 162 00:06:49,531 --> 00:06:53,031 Gets h'all-up-in-yo-business. [laughing] 163 00:06:53,034 --> 00:06:54,804 Get it? - [laughing] 164 00:06:54,803 --> 00:06:55,863 Hilarious. 165 00:06:55,870 --> 00:06:57,810 Now go get those twins. 166 00:06:57,806 --> 00:07:01,876 - I wanna talk to Pop-Pop first! - No, me first! 167 00:07:01,876 --> 00:07:06,276 - Girls, girls, there's plenty of Pop-Pop for everyone. 168 00:07:08,816 --> 00:07:10,646 - LANA & LUNA: [laughing] 169 00:07:10,652 --> 00:07:12,552 - LINCOLN: You can make fun of me later. 170 00:07:12,554 --> 00:07:14,654 Right now I've got Pop-Pop on video chat 171 00:07:14,656 --> 00:07:16,686 and he wants to see all of us. 172 00:07:16,691 --> 00:07:17,851 - I'll go say hi right now. 173 00:07:17,859 --> 00:07:21,569 - Hello. I already was you and I was you, too. 174 00:07:21,563 --> 00:07:24,093 I need a Lynn and a Leni--stat! 175 00:07:24,098 --> 00:07:25,968 - [footsteps padding] 176 00:07:25,967 --> 00:07:28,667 - And I got a new outfit for half off-- 177 00:07:28,670 --> 00:07:31,980 which was weird because none of it was missing. 178 00:07:31,973 --> 00:07:33,103 Duh! 179 00:07:33,107 --> 00:07:35,807 - Pop-Pop wants to talk to Lisa. 180 00:07:35,810 --> 00:07:37,710 - Lisa's not home yet. 181 00:07:37,712 --> 00:07:39,012 - She is now. Go! 182 00:07:39,013 --> 00:07:43,613 - But I knew I was missing one key component 183 00:07:43,618 --> 00:07:48,088 and that was sodium, uh... 184 00:07:48,089 --> 00:07:49,259 soup for cookin'. 185 00:07:49,257 --> 00:07:51,997 - ALL: [chattering] - [objects clattering] 186 00:07:51,993 --> 00:07:55,863 - Have I seen Lori yet? 187 00:07:55,864 --> 00:07:59,734 Bring me the, ha, the funny one again. 188 00:07:59,734 --> 00:08:03,034 - ♪ 189 00:08:03,037 --> 00:08:03,767 - [snoring] 190 00:08:03,771 --> 00:08:08,001 [startles] Uh, I forgot to tell Lily something. 191 00:08:08,009 --> 00:08:10,879 - ♪ 192 00:08:10,879 --> 00:08:13,749 - No, it was Leni. Or was it Lisa? 193 00:08:13,748 --> 00:08:15,848 - ALL: [chattering] - [objects clattering] 194 00:08:15,850 --> 00:08:18,720 - Who are you supposed to be? 195 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:22,760 - Uh, Lan...cy? 196 00:08:22,757 --> 00:08:35,637 - ♪ 197 00:08:35,637 --> 00:08:38,777 - So, Ace Savvy was like, huh, huh, huh! 198 00:08:38,773 --> 00:08:42,003 And then One-Eyed Jack was all cool! Huh, huh! 199 00:08:42,010 --> 00:08:48,180 - Pop-Pop. White hair. New hip. Traction shoes. 200 00:08:48,182 --> 00:08:51,652 Never slip. Pop-Pop. 201 00:08:51,653 --> 00:08:53,213 [screeching like bat] 202 00:08:53,221 --> 00:08:56,751 - OMG, Pop-Pop, Bobby looked so cute, 203 00:08:56,758 --> 00:08:57,428 I literally forgot 204 00:08:57,425 --> 00:09:00,195 we were all hurtling toward imminent oblivion. 205 00:09:00,194 --> 00:09:02,724 - [crying] 206 00:09:02,730 --> 00:09:04,100 [straining] Oh! 207 00:09:04,098 --> 00:09:04,998 Poo-Poo! 208 00:09:04,999 --> 00:09:06,799 I think that's it! We're done! 209 00:09:06,801 --> 00:09:10,161 - Uh, nope, Pop-Pop wants to say bye to all of us. 210 00:09:10,171 --> 00:09:12,071 Together. Now. - [door slams] 211 00:09:12,073 --> 00:09:14,633 - ALL: [chattering] - [objects clattering] 212 00:09:14,642 --> 00:09:18,272 - POP-POP: Well, you kids really made my day. 213 00:09:18,279 --> 00:09:19,949 Talk to ya soon. 214 00:09:19,948 --> 00:09:22,788 - ALL: Bye, Pop-Pop! 215 00:09:22,784 --> 00:09:25,814 - Oh, boy, that was great. 216 00:09:25,820 --> 00:09:29,230 Next time, I must use my glasses. 217 00:09:29,223 --> 00:09:30,953 - ALL: Whew! 218 00:09:30,959 --> 00:09:32,199 [cheering] 219 00:09:32,193 --> 00:09:34,293 - Awesome! - Guys, we did it. 220 00:09:34,295 --> 00:09:36,065 We actually-- - DAD: Ahem! 221 00:09:36,064 --> 00:09:39,094 You wanna tell us what's goin' on here? 222 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:40,000 - KIDS: Nothing. 223 00:09:40,001 --> 00:09:42,261 - DAD: Nice try. You're all busted. 224 00:09:42,270 --> 00:09:44,710 - Mom, Dad, the truth is we all had things 225 00:09:44,706 --> 00:09:46,136 we really wanted to do today, 226 00:09:46,140 --> 00:09:48,850 and, so, we were covering for each other. 227 00:09:48,843 --> 00:09:49,903 - But just for a little while. 228 00:09:49,911 --> 00:09:52,841 - And we were totally going to do our Spring cleaning-- 229 00:09:52,847 --> 00:09:53,977 pinky swear. 230 00:09:53,982 --> 00:09:55,842 Wait a minute. 231 00:09:55,850 --> 00:09:56,920 Okay, there it is. 232 00:09:56,918 --> 00:09:59,918 - I know this looks bad, but on the bright side, 233 00:09:59,921 --> 00:10:02,221 isn't it great how we all look out for each other? 234 00:10:02,223 --> 00:10:05,823 - MOM: Yes, that is great, but deceiving people is not, 235 00:10:05,827 --> 00:10:07,157 so, here's what we're gonna do. 236 00:10:07,161 --> 00:10:09,391 Spring cleaning will be moved to tomorrow, 237 00:10:09,397 --> 00:10:13,897 so, you can all do those things that were so important today. 238 00:10:13,901 --> 00:10:15,431 - KIDS: [excited chattering] 239 00:10:15,436 --> 00:10:16,406 - MOM: There's just one catch. 240 00:10:16,404 --> 00:10:20,234 You all have to wear what you're wearing right now. 241 00:10:20,241 --> 00:10:23,201 - So, if you look at the coefficient on line five-- 242 00:10:23,211 --> 00:10:25,141 - [flowers "pop"] - [water squirting] 243 00:10:25,146 --> 00:10:27,416 - AUDIENCE: Oooh! - [groans] 244 00:10:27,415 --> 00:10:31,415 - ♪ 245 00:10:31,419 --> 00:10:32,259 - AUDIENCE: [booing] 246 00:10:32,253 --> 00:10:34,983 - [bats screeching] - GUESTS: [screaming] 247 00:10:34,989 --> 00:10:37,929 - ALL: [knees knocking, teeth chattering] 248 00:10:37,925 --> 00:10:41,155 - [discordant music] - [string snaps] 249 00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:42,162 - [heavy thud] 250 00:10:42,163 --> 00:10:45,193 - Uh, no girly- girls allowed. 251 00:10:45,199 --> 00:10:47,969 - But, guys, it's me, Lana. 252 00:10:47,969 --> 00:10:50,109 - [door chime bings] 253 00:10:50,104 --> 00:10:52,974 - But, guys, it's me, Leni. 254 00:10:52,974 --> 00:10:54,204 - Babe, I got you this. 255 00:10:54,208 --> 00:10:57,448 But now I'm afraid it might be a choking hazard. 256 00:10:57,445 --> 00:10:59,075 - [barfing] 257 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:00,220 [giggling] 258 00:11:00,214 --> 00:11:02,044 - BOBBY: [retching] - [sighing] 259 00:11:02,050 --> 00:11:04,420 - Well, I guess we all got what we deserved. 260 00:11:04,419 --> 00:11:05,859 But, honestly, I got off easy. 261 00:11:05,853 --> 00:11:09,783 I'm just hanging out at home, watching "Arggh!" with Clyde. 262 00:11:09,791 --> 00:11:11,081 - Uh, hey, buddy. 263 00:11:11,092 --> 00:11:13,922 I thought this episode was gonna be so awesome, 264 00:11:13,928 --> 00:11:15,798 why not invite our whole class? 265 00:11:15,797 --> 00:11:19,197 - KIDS: [laughing] - [cameras clicking] 266 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:22,210 - Oh, poo-poo. 267 00:11:24,905 --> 00:11:32,515 - ♪