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- ♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪
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♪ Dodging girls
like ping pong balls ♪
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♪ Just to reach
the bathroom on time ♪
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♪ Leaping over laundry piles
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♪ Diapers you can
smell for miles ♪
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♪ Guy's gotta do
what he can to survive ♪
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♪ In the Loud House,
in the Loud House ♪
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♪ Duck, dodge,
push and shove ♪
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♪ This is how
we show our love ♪
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♪ In the Loud House,
in the Loud House ♪
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♪ One boy and ten girls
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♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪
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♪ Loud! Loud! Loud!
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♪ Loud House!
- Boo boo.
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- ♪
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- [thunder crashing]
- [doors slam open]
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- [thunder crashing]
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- [suspenseful music]
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- [eerie laughter]
- [door slams]
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- Whoa, the ghost just
ran into the bathroom.
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Tune in tomorrow when
I "flush" him out.
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"Arggh!"
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- That...was...
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awesome!
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I'm so not gonna be
able to sleep tonight.
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- I wanna go to the bathroom.
- [clock chiming]
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- Oh, no, I've missed curfew.
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If my parents find
out I'm not home, they'll--
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- They'll blame me and they
won't let us be friends anymore.
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I'll be banned
from your house.
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I never got to say
goodbye to Lori.
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I need you to tell
her some things--
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number one, she made
me a better man.
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- [door slams]
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- Oh, Lori, I lost
track of time.
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- Don't worry--
we've got your back.
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Okay, people, Operation:
Cover-for-Brother is a go.
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- Man your stations.
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- MOM: I told Lincoln I'd help
him with his math homework.
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- DAD: Oh? I'll be
your plus-one.
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[laughing]
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You get it?
- MOM: Oh, yeah.
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- Hey, I had it first!
- You don't even like yarn!
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- DAD: Girls!
This is so wrong!
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- CLYDE's VOICE: Number two,
tell Lori I remember
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every dress she ever wore.
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- [loud thud]
- MOM: No more fighting!
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- Okay, Mom and Dad!
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I guess you're going to help
Lincoln with his homework then!
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- [footsteps padding]
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- Hey, there, know what
I'm jonesin' for?
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A family sing-along.
One, two, three...
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- Approach at
a 63-degree angle.
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- ♪
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- [heavy thud]
- LINCOLN: [groans]
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Oh...
- [heavy thud]
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- LISA: Correction--
62 degrees.
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- Hi, parentals.
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We were just wondering
how you two met?
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- MOM: Really?
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Your father has told that
story a thousand times.
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- DAD: Not, now, honey,
if they insist.
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- ♪
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- DAD: ...and then
your mother walked by
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in an outfit that
could stop traffic.
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- MOM: It was my uniform.
I was a crossing guard.
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- [heavy thud]
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- GIRLS:
[gulping]
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- MOM: Ladies, are you okay?
We're coming in.
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- [crying]
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- MOM: Oh, sweetie,
what's the matter?
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- Thus, the trains
will pass each other
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at precisely 4:00 p.m.
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Homework done.
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- MOM: Looks like you
don't need our help.
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- [door slams]
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- One of the great things
about having a big family
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is someone's always
got your back.
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I know I can count on
my sisters to save my butt,
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and they can count on me.
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- DAD: Was he wearing
a helmet?
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- [door slams]
- [sighing]
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- MOM: Kids, come on down.
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I hope you didn't
forget what today is.
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- [feet screech like brakes]
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- MOM: That's right--our annual
Spring Cleaning Day.
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Who's excited?
- KIDS: [grumbling]
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- MOM: That's the spirit.
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- [door slams]
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- Hey, can you cover
for me today?
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The batting cages got
a new pitching machine,
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and if I don't hit
the first ball,
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I'll have bad
luck all season.
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- I get that. Sure.
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- Ah, thanks. I'll do
my cleaning when I get back.
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- Lincoln, can you
cover for me?
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I'm bringing Lily on
a picnic with Bobby
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to see how he handles babies--
you know, for the future.
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- Um, I don't get
that...but sure.
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- [suspenseful music]
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- MOM: Lori, can you
check on Lily?
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- [imitating Lori]
I'm literally already on it.
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Uh-oh, who made
a stinky surprise
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for her big sister?
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- [imitating Lily]
Poo-poo! Poo-poo!
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- Lori, you changed your hair,
and Lily's invisible now?
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Nobody tells me anything.
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- [smacks face]
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No, Leni, it's me, Lincoln.
I'm covering for Lori and Lily.
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- Oh. Then you won't
mind covering for me
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while I hit the Spring
sales at the mall.
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- Fine, but four sisters
is my limit.
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- Of course.
No more sisters.
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Oh, one thing--
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I'm covering for six sisters,
so I guess now you are, too.
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- What?
- Don't worry.
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I wrote down where
everyone's going.
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- "One floral crop
top, $12.99"? Oh.
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Lucy's at a poetry reading,
Lisa's giving a lecture,
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Lana's checking out
the first mud of Spring.
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Leni, how am I supposed to--
- Thanks, Linky. Bye!
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[zooming]
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- MOM: Lucy? Lynn?
How's the cleaning coming?
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- This calls for...
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"The Trunk!"
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- ♪
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- [imitating Lucy]
I scrub and scrub,
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yet the stain of human
suffering remains.
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- MOM: Okay.
- [imitating Lynn] Not me, Mom.
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I'm knocking these
dust balls outta the park.
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- MOM: Good to hear.
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- [sighing]
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- MOM: Leni, how's your
spring cleaning coming?
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- [imitating Leni]
Good.
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As soon as I find those
springs, I'll clean them.
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- MOM: [laughing]
- Whew!
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- DAD: I hear a lotta talkin',
but not a lotta cleanin'.
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- [vacuum cleaner whirring]
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- [test tubes clacking]
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- [motor whirring]
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- DAD: Ah, that's what
I like to hear.
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- And they said it
couldn't be done.
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- MOM: Time for
a break, kids.
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Pop-Pop's on video chat.
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He wants to say hi
to all of you.
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- [footsteps padding]
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- Well, if it isn't
my look alike.
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Still got snow on
the roof, eh?
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- [laughing]
Sure do, Pop-Pop.
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We're all doing
our Spring cleaning,
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so the sisters nominated
me to say hello.
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- I tell ya, Spring always puts
me in the mood for a song.
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Why don't you
bring Luna down?
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- [door slams]
- S.O.S.!
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Come home now!
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- [imitating Luna]
♪ How I wonder what you are
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Stage dive!
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- [heavy thud]
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- Bravo! A tough
act to follow.
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But I'd love to see
some comedy from Luan.
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- [imitating Luan]
What does a nosy pepper do?
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Gets h'all-up-in-yo-business.
[laughing]
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Get it?
- [laughing]
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Hilarious.
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Now go get those twins.
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- I wanna talk to Pop-Pop first!
- No, me first!
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- Girls, girls, there's plenty
of Pop-Pop for everyone.
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- LANA & LUNA:
[laughing]
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- LINCOLN: You can
make fun of me later.
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Right now I've got
Pop-Pop on video chat
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and he wants to
see all of us.
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- I'll go say hi right now.
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- Hello. I already was you
and I was you, too.
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I need a Lynn
and a Leni--stat!
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- [footsteps padding]
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- And I got a new
outfit for half off--
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which was weird because
none of it was missing.
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Duh!
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- Pop-Pop wants
to talk to Lisa.
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- Lisa's not home yet.
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- She is now. Go!
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- But I knew I was missing
one key component
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and that was sodium, uh...
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soup for cookin'.
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- ALL: [chattering]
- [objects clattering]
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- Have I seen Lori yet?
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Bring me the, ha,
the funny one again.
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- ♪
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- [snoring]
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[startles] Uh, I forgot
to tell Lily something.
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- ♪
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- No, it was Leni.
Or was it Lisa?
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- ALL: [chattering]
- [objects clattering]
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- Who are you
supposed to be?
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- Uh, Lan...cy?
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- ♪
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- So, Ace Savvy was like,
huh, huh, huh!
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And then One-Eyed Jack
was all cool! Huh, huh!
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- Pop-Pop. White hair.
New hip. Traction shoes.
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Never slip. Pop-Pop.
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[screeching like bat]
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- OMG, Pop-Pop,
Bobby looked so cute,
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I literally forgot
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we were all hurtling toward
imminent oblivion.
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- [crying]
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[straining]
Oh!
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Poo-Poo!
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I think that's it!
We're done!
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- Uh, nope, Pop-Pop wants
to say bye to all of us.
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Together. Now.
- [door slams]
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- ALL: [chattering]
- [objects clattering]
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- POP-POP: Well, you kids
really made my day.
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Talk to ya soon.
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- ALL: Bye, Pop-Pop!
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- Oh, boy, that was great.
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Next time, I must
use my glasses.
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- ALL: Whew!
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[cheering]
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- Awesome!
- Guys, we did it.
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We actually--
- DAD: Ahem!
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You wanna tell us
what's goin' on here?
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- KIDS: Nothing.
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- DAD: Nice try.
You're all busted.
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- Mom, Dad, the truth
is we all had things
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we really wanted
to do today,
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and, so, we were
covering for each other.
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- But just for a little while.
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- And we were totally going
to do our Spring cleaning--
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pinky swear.
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Wait a minute.
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Okay, there it is.
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- I know this looks bad,
but on the bright side,
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isn't it great how we all
look out for each other?
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- MOM: Yes, that is great,
but deceiving people is not,
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so, here's what
we're gonna do.
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Spring cleaning will
be moved to tomorrow,
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so, you can all do those things
that were so important today.
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- KIDS:
[excited chattering]
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- MOM: There's just one catch.
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You all have to wear what
you're wearing right now.
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- So, if you look at the
coefficient on line five--
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- [flowers "pop"]
- [water squirting]
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- AUDIENCE: Oooh!
- [groans]
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- ♪
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- AUDIENCE: [booing]
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- [bats screeching]
- GUESTS: [screaming]
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- ALL: [knees knocking,
teeth chattering]
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- [discordant music]
- [string snaps]
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- [heavy thud]
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- Uh, no girly-
girls allowed.
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- But, guys,
it's me, Lana.
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- [door chime bings]
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- But, guys, it's me, Leni.
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- Babe, I got you this.
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But now I'm afraid it might
be a choking hazard.
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- [barfing]
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[giggling]
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- BOBBY: [retching]
- [sighing]
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- Well, I guess we all
got what we deserved.
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But, honestly,
I got off easy.
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I'm just hanging out at home,
watching "Arggh!" with Clyde.
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- Uh, hey, buddy.
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I thought this episode
was gonna be so awesome,
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why not invite
our whole class?
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- KIDS: [laughing]
- [cameras clicking]
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- Oh, poo-poo.
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- ♪