1 00:00:07,228 --> 00:00:08,598 - ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 2 00:00:08,597 --> 00:00:10,127 ♪ Dodging girls like ping pong balls ♪ 3 00:00:10,132 --> 00:00:12,192 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 4 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:13,470 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles 5 00:00:13,468 --> 00:00:14,668 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 6 00:00:14,669 --> 00:00:18,609 ♪ Guy's gotta do what he can to survive ♪ 7 00:00:18,607 --> 00:00:21,377 ♪ In the Loud House, in the Loud House ♪ 8 00:00:21,376 --> 00:00:22,676 ♪ Duck, dodge, push and shove ♪ 9 00:00:22,677 --> 00:00:23,777 ♪ This is how we show our love ♪ 10 00:00:23,779 --> 00:00:26,749 ♪ In the Loud House, in the Loud House ♪ 11 00:00:26,748 --> 00:00:27,678 ♪ One boy and ten girls 12 00:00:27,682 --> 00:00:30,412 ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 13 00:00:30,419 --> 00:00:33,459 ♪ Loud! Loud! Loud! 14 00:00:33,455 --> 00:00:36,225 ♪ Loud House! - Boo boo. 15 00:00:38,659 --> 00:00:48,539 - ♪ 16 00:00:48,537 --> 00:00:50,407 - [objects shattering] 17 00:00:50,405 --> 00:00:51,835 - [car zooming] - [dog barking] 18 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:54,340 - LISA: Her moving style is very safe here. 19 00:00:54,342 --> 00:00:56,842 - MOM: Here's your dinner, Lincoln. 20 00:00:56,845 --> 00:00:57,675 - Thanks, Mom. 21 00:00:57,679 --> 00:00:59,849 Hey, will you help me with my science project? 22 00:00:59,848 --> 00:01:00,918 I have to build a volcano. 23 00:01:00,916 --> 00:01:02,586 - MOM: Sure, honey. Just give me five minutes. 24 00:01:02,584 --> 00:01:05,754 Leni and I are gonna practice putting on makeup. 25 00:01:05,754 --> 00:01:08,184 - Hey, Dad, can you help me with my volcano? 26 00:01:08,190 --> 00:01:09,830 - DAD: Sure, son, just give me five minutes 27 00:01:09,825 --> 00:01:11,725 while I give Lynn some baseball pointers. 28 00:01:11,726 --> 00:01:13,356 - [object shatters] - [cat screeches] 29 00:01:13,361 --> 00:01:15,461 - DAD: And there's your first pointer, Lynn-- 30 00:01:15,464 --> 00:01:16,724 never play ball in the house. 31 00:01:16,731 --> 00:01:18,431 - MOM: Well, you're doing much better, Leni, 32 00:01:18,433 --> 00:01:22,463 but you're still venturing into...clown territory. 33 00:01:22,471 --> 00:01:24,261 - Mom, can we work on my volcano now? 34 00:01:24,272 --> 00:01:25,372 - MOM: Oh, five minutes, honey. 35 00:01:25,373 --> 00:01:27,573 I promised Lori I'd take a magazine quiz with her. 36 00:01:27,576 --> 00:01:29,376 - But I could really use some help. 37 00:01:29,377 --> 00:01:31,517 Dad, can you-- - Five more minutes, pal. 38 00:01:31,513 --> 00:01:34,713 I promised Luna I'd help her lay down some funky grooves! 39 00:01:34,716 --> 00:01:36,716 - Hey, Dad, I clogged the toilet, 40 00:01:36,718 --> 00:01:38,718 so you could teach me how to fix it! 41 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:40,860 - DAD: Five minutes, Lincoln. I mean, Lana. 42 00:01:40,856 --> 00:01:42,886 - [saxophone blasting] - [cat screeching] 43 00:01:42,891 --> 00:01:45,491 - [saxophone continues] 44 00:01:45,494 --> 00:01:46,494 - DAD: Ow! 45 00:01:46,495 --> 00:01:47,555 - In a family as big as mine, 46 00:01:47,562 --> 00:01:51,232 getting attention from your parents is no easy thing. 47 00:01:51,233 --> 00:01:54,633 [sighing] How am I ever gonna finish this? 48 00:01:54,636 --> 00:01:56,236 Wow, it's finished? 49 00:01:56,238 --> 00:01:58,278 Your volcano is awesome, Clyde. 50 00:01:58,273 --> 00:01:59,933 I love how you even put people on it. 51 00:01:59,941 --> 00:02:01,471 - Thanks! That's Lori and me. 52 00:02:01,476 --> 00:02:03,406 We're climbing down to get married 53 00:02:03,411 --> 00:02:04,511 'cause Bobby fell in, 54 00:02:04,513 --> 00:02:05,743 and is being devoured by lava. 55 00:02:05,747 --> 00:02:08,847 - Ouch! It really did a number on his face. 56 00:02:08,850 --> 00:02:11,260 This project isn't due for a week. 57 00:02:11,253 --> 00:02:12,953 How'd you get it done so fast? 58 00:02:12,954 --> 00:02:13,784 - My dads helped. 59 00:02:13,788 --> 00:02:15,528 We spent the whole weekend working on it. 60 00:02:15,524 --> 00:02:17,454 - My parents never give me that kind of attention. 61 00:02:17,459 --> 00:02:19,959 They're always rushing off to help one of my sisters. 62 00:02:19,961 --> 00:02:22,261 - Why don't you bring your volcano 63 00:02:22,264 --> 00:02:23,224 to my house after school? 64 00:02:23,231 --> 00:02:24,931 My dads will have plenty of time to help you. 65 00:02:24,933 --> 00:02:27,663 - Really? That would be great. 66 00:02:27,669 --> 00:02:28,709 - Oh, hang on, Lincoln. 67 00:02:28,703 --> 00:02:30,533 I'm gonna get Volcano Lori a juice. 68 00:02:30,539 --> 00:02:34,279 Running from Bobby's tormented screams has made her thirsty. 69 00:02:34,276 --> 00:02:35,406 - [school bell ringing] 70 00:02:35,410 --> 00:02:37,610 - Oh, these long school days, man. 71 00:02:37,612 --> 00:02:38,812 - Tell me about it. 72 00:02:38,813 --> 00:02:41,283 But at least we're home now. 73 00:02:41,283 --> 00:02:42,543 - LINCOLN: Wow! 74 00:02:42,551 --> 00:02:46,811 I always forget how different your house is from mine! 75 00:02:46,821 --> 00:02:48,551 - Uh, you're shouting, Lincoln. 76 00:02:48,557 --> 00:02:51,027 - Oh, right. Sorry. Force of habit. 77 00:02:51,026 --> 00:02:52,996 - Hi, fellas. Come on in. 78 00:02:52,994 --> 00:02:55,424 - Hi, Mr. McBride. Hi, Mr. McBride. 79 00:02:55,430 --> 00:02:57,330 - Ooh, nice structure, Lincoln. 80 00:02:57,332 --> 00:02:58,492 Ready to get to work? 81 00:02:58,500 --> 00:02:59,700 - You mean like now? 82 00:02:59,701 --> 00:03:01,431 - HAROLD: [laughing] Of course. 83 00:03:01,436 --> 00:03:02,436 - Oh, hang on, Lincoln. 84 00:03:02,437 --> 00:03:04,437 You have a loose button on your shirt. 85 00:03:04,439 --> 00:03:05,809 - Oh, well, I, uh... 86 00:03:05,807 --> 00:03:07,807 - [laughing] No worries. 87 00:03:07,809 --> 00:03:09,709 - Thanks, Mr. McBride. 88 00:03:09,711 --> 00:03:10,571 - Great good heavens! 89 00:03:10,579 --> 00:03:13,319 It looks like the sole of your shoe is about to fall off. 90 00:03:13,315 --> 00:03:15,615 - Oh, that's just-- - No worries. 91 00:03:15,617 --> 00:03:16,987 I'll just give it a little tappity tap. 92 00:03:16,985 --> 00:03:20,385 - Wow, you're not gonna just use a stapler on that? 93 00:03:20,388 --> 00:03:23,428 - Hold up, Lincoln. Your sideburns are uneven. 94 00:03:23,425 --> 00:03:25,895 - I know. Usually, I just tilt my head. 95 00:03:25,894 --> 00:03:27,494 - No worries. - [razors buzzing] 96 00:03:27,495 --> 00:03:30,525 - HAROLD: Perfect! - HOWARD: Hot towel? 97 00:03:30,532 --> 00:03:31,732 Sorry dinner's nothing fancy-- 98 00:03:31,733 --> 00:03:34,633 just roasted organic chicken with a homemade marinade. 99 00:03:34,636 --> 00:03:36,566 - And vegetables from our garden. 100 00:03:36,571 --> 00:03:37,601 Help yourself, Lincoln. 101 00:03:37,606 --> 00:03:39,376 - There's no foil to peel back? 102 00:03:39,374 --> 00:03:41,574 - HAROLD: [chuckling] Foil. LOL. 103 00:03:41,576 --> 00:03:43,746 That's a hot one, Lincoln. 104 00:03:43,745 --> 00:03:45,745 - Clyde, how was your day? 105 00:03:45,747 --> 00:03:46,577 - It was great. 106 00:03:46,581 --> 00:03:47,941 I lasted 37 seconds in dodgeball. 107 00:03:47,949 --> 00:03:52,319 - Did you hear that, Hare Bear? Thirty-seven seconds. 108 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:53,360 - Good job, son. 109 00:03:53,355 --> 00:03:55,355 And, Lincoln, how was your day? 110 00:03:55,357 --> 00:03:57,727 - [coughing] What? Me? 111 00:03:57,726 --> 00:04:00,626 You wanna know how my day was? Now? 112 00:04:00,629 --> 00:04:04,639 - [cellphone] ♪ Hallelujah! - Oops, sorry. 113 00:04:04,633 --> 00:04:05,893 - You know the rules, Dad. 114 00:04:05,900 --> 00:04:07,900 No phones at the dinner table. 115 00:04:07,902 --> 00:04:08,562 - Seriously? 116 00:04:08,570 --> 00:04:10,840 What about ants, or pitching machines, 117 00:04:10,839 --> 00:04:12,439 or toilet snakes? 118 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:13,640 - HAROLD: [laughing] 119 00:04:13,642 --> 00:04:15,972 You're so funny, Lincoln. 120 00:04:15,977 --> 00:04:17,547 Here, have seconds. 121 00:04:17,545 --> 00:04:18,845 - [cellphone] ♪ Hallelujah! 122 00:04:18,847 --> 00:04:20,017 - Oh, I thought I turned this off. 123 00:04:20,015 --> 00:04:23,385 Sorry we didn't finish your volcano tonight, Lincoln. 124 00:04:23,385 --> 00:04:24,485 Why don't you come back tomorrow? 125 00:04:24,486 --> 00:04:26,516 - It's mani-pedi night at the McBride house. 126 00:04:26,521 --> 00:04:29,051 - [voice wobbling] Ooh, I love Italian food. 127 00:04:29,057 --> 00:04:32,927 - [laughing] You are too much, Lincoln. 128 00:04:32,927 --> 00:04:34,597 - [vibrating chair stops] 129 00:04:34,596 --> 00:04:35,396 - I gotta say-- 130 00:04:35,397 --> 00:04:38,397 getting some undivided attention is pretty sweet, 131 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:39,540 and now, if you'll excuse me, 132 00:04:39,534 --> 00:04:43,664 I've gotta give some undivided attention to my hammies. 133 00:04:43,672 --> 00:04:47,432 [voice wobbling] Ohhh...yeah... 134 00:04:49,076 --> 00:04:50,946 - LILY: [crying] - LANA: Ya-hoo! 135 00:04:50,945 --> 00:04:53,015 - LUAN: [laughing] - [food splatting] 136 00:04:53,014 --> 00:04:55,644 - Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh! - [explosion] 137 00:04:55,650 --> 00:04:58,620 - [sighing] [slams door] 138 00:04:58,620 --> 00:05:00,420 - Hey, Lincoln. 139 00:05:00,422 --> 00:05:01,382 You look different. 140 00:05:01,389 --> 00:05:02,789 - My sideburns are even. 141 00:05:02,791 --> 00:05:04,851 - No, it's more than that. 142 00:05:04,859 --> 00:05:07,699 Your skin is glowing, you look taller, 143 00:05:07,696 --> 00:05:09,566 and you smell like-- [sniffing] 144 00:05:09,564 --> 00:05:12,434 organic brussels sprouts? 145 00:05:12,434 --> 00:05:13,434 Okay, what gives? 146 00:05:13,435 --> 00:05:14,735 - I spent tonight at Clyde's. 147 00:05:14,736 --> 00:05:16,566 His dads helped me with my volcano, 148 00:05:16,571 --> 00:05:18,771 and served me food with no foil, 149 00:05:18,773 --> 00:05:20,533 and asked me about my day. 150 00:05:20,542 --> 00:05:22,402 - Get out! That sounds amazing! 151 00:05:22,410 --> 00:05:25,450 Hey, do you think he could help me with my baseball swing? 152 00:05:25,447 --> 00:05:27,817 - Sure. I think Clyde said one of his dads 153 00:05:27,816 --> 00:05:28,746 played ball in college. 154 00:05:28,750 --> 00:05:30,890 Why don't you come over after school tomorrow? 155 00:05:30,885 --> 00:05:32,815 - Oh, that would be awesome. [punching] 156 00:05:32,821 --> 00:05:34,781 - Ow! Lynn, do you mind? 157 00:05:34,789 --> 00:05:37,629 Clyde's dads just gave me my vaccinations. 158 00:05:37,625 --> 00:05:40,755 - HOWARD: Goodbye. - HAROLD: Take care. 159 00:05:40,762 --> 00:05:41,792 - I just can't believe Mr. McBride 160 00:05:41,796 --> 00:05:46,036 spent a whole hour coaching me and how about that dinner? 161 00:05:46,034 --> 00:05:48,634 What was that special thing they cooked again? 162 00:05:48,636 --> 00:05:50,066 - Meat? - Yeah. 163 00:05:50,071 --> 00:05:50,861 It was amazing. 164 00:05:50,872 --> 00:05:53,872 Ah, I'd punch you, but my arm is sore from the vaccinations. 165 00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:57,145 - Hey, peeps. Wait, you look different. 166 00:05:57,145 --> 00:06:00,645 Your nail beds are rockin'. [sniffing] 167 00:06:00,648 --> 00:06:02,948 And do I smell meat? 168 00:06:02,951 --> 00:06:03,841 What's going on? 169 00:06:03,852 --> 00:06:05,752 - We've been hanging out with Clyde's dads. 170 00:06:05,754 --> 00:06:08,684 They've been giving us all kinds of one-on-one time. 171 00:06:08,690 --> 00:06:12,600 - Rad! Hey, do you think they could jam with me? 172 00:06:12,594 --> 00:06:13,624 Dad's got a wicked canker 173 00:06:13,628 --> 00:06:15,498 and he can't blow the sax anymore. 174 00:06:15,497 --> 00:06:17,597 - Sure. One of Clyde's dads told me 175 00:06:17,599 --> 00:06:19,099 he was in a band in college. 176 00:06:19,100 --> 00:06:20,540 - Okay, but this is it. 177 00:06:20,535 --> 00:06:22,905 If any more of you find out about Clyde's dads, 178 00:06:22,904 --> 00:06:27,534 the undivided attention is going to get pretty divided. 179 00:06:27,542 --> 00:06:29,772 - Don't worry, bro. 180 00:06:33,647 --> 00:06:35,717 That was the car window. 181 00:06:35,717 --> 00:06:37,047 - LYNN & LINCOLN: Yeah, we get it. 182 00:06:37,051 --> 00:06:40,611 - [guitar & saxophone jamming] 183 00:06:40,622 --> 00:06:41,922 - LINCOLN: Well, this is okay. 184 00:06:41,923 --> 00:06:44,183 I can handle sharing with a couple of sisters. 185 00:06:44,192 --> 00:06:45,652 It could be worse. 186 00:06:45,660 --> 00:06:46,960 - And the woodpecker said, 187 00:06:46,961 --> 00:06:49,521 that's why I tell knock-knock jokes. 188 00:06:49,531 --> 00:06:50,061 [laughing] 189 00:06:50,064 --> 00:06:52,034 - [beats drum, hits cymbal] - Luan? 190 00:06:52,033 --> 00:06:54,033 - Mr. McBride, would you say I'm more 191 00:06:54,035 --> 00:06:55,565 an Autumn or a Winter? 192 00:06:55,570 --> 00:06:57,540 - You are definitely a Summer. 193 00:06:57,539 --> 00:06:59,539 - Literally, right? - Lori? 194 00:06:59,541 --> 00:07:02,941 - Lori? My future wife? Here with my dads? 195 00:07:02,944 --> 00:07:04,204 What do I do? What do I do? 196 00:07:04,212 --> 00:07:06,812 Oh, I know. [sighing] 197 00:07:06,815 --> 00:07:10,645 - Ya-hoo! Mr. McBride, yo! 198 00:07:10,652 --> 00:07:11,952 - Oh, I can't believe you guys 199 00:07:11,953 --> 00:07:14,213 have sodium salicylate on the premises. 200 00:07:14,222 --> 00:07:15,852 - GIRLS: Mr. McBride! 201 00:07:15,857 --> 00:07:16,757 - ALL: [chattering] 202 00:07:16,758 --> 00:07:18,858 - Mr. McBride? Mr. McBride? 203 00:07:18,860 --> 00:07:20,860 - Harold! - What is it, Howie? 204 00:07:20,862 --> 00:07:23,222 [gasping] Great Betty Buckley! 205 00:07:23,231 --> 00:07:25,961 - Poo poo! - BOTH: The carpet! 206 00:07:27,734 --> 00:07:29,304 - Poo poo, poo poo! 207 00:07:29,304 --> 00:07:33,074 - Hey, you blabbed our secret to everyone? 208 00:07:33,074 --> 00:07:35,274 - No, bro, I would never do that. 209 00:07:35,276 --> 00:07:38,976 But I may have sung it in the shower. 210 00:07:38,980 --> 00:07:41,250 ♪ Undivided attention 211 00:07:41,249 --> 00:07:44,589 ♪ So good but it can't be mentioned ♪ 212 00:07:44,586 --> 00:07:46,916 ♪ One-on-one time is so really cool ♪ 213 00:07:46,921 --> 00:07:51,891 ♪ Hangin' with Clyde's dads after school ♪ 214 00:07:52,693 --> 00:07:54,593 Sorry. I was just so amped. 215 00:07:54,596 --> 00:07:56,566 - LUCY: Dearly beloved, we are gathered today 216 00:07:56,564 --> 00:07:59,864 to say goodbye-- - Guys, I can't find my bedroom. 217 00:07:59,868 --> 00:08:02,868 - Remember, Leni, you're not in your own house. 218 00:08:02,871 --> 00:08:05,871 - No talking at your own funeral. 219 00:08:05,874 --> 00:08:07,974 - GIRLS: [chattering] 220 00:08:09,610 --> 00:08:12,680 - Mr. McBride, can you help me with my volcano? 221 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:13,350 It's due tomorrow. 222 00:08:13,348 --> 00:08:15,748 - Sure thing, Lincoln. Just give me five minutes. 223 00:08:15,750 --> 00:08:17,820 Luan wants me to try out this pie. 224 00:08:17,819 --> 00:08:20,819 - Hey, Mr. McB, wanna help me with my volcano? 225 00:08:20,822 --> 00:08:22,752 - Absolutely--uh, just give me five minutes 226 00:08:22,757 --> 00:08:25,297 while I help Lola with her double pageant wings. 227 00:08:25,293 --> 00:08:26,623 - [heavy sigh] - [pie splats] 228 00:08:26,628 --> 00:08:29,628 - So, that's what she meant by "try out this pie." 229 00:08:29,631 --> 00:08:30,921 Give me five more minutes, Lincoln. 230 00:08:30,932 --> 00:08:33,262 Gotta get this meringue out of my eye. 231 00:08:33,268 --> 00:08:36,008 - Where's Lori? Jam with Luna. Find Lily. 232 00:08:36,004 --> 00:08:36,704 - There we go. 233 00:08:36,704 --> 00:08:38,734 Now who was it that needed my help? 234 00:08:38,740 --> 00:08:41,380 - [explosion] - Lisa! 235 00:08:43,143 --> 00:08:44,303 - This stinks, Clyde. 236 00:08:44,312 --> 00:08:45,272 I finally get some attention 237 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:48,620 and my sisters come over here and hog it. 238 00:08:48,616 --> 00:08:49,786 They all gotta go. 239 00:08:49,784 --> 00:08:51,044 - I totally agree-- 240 00:08:51,052 --> 00:08:52,052 except for Lori. 241 00:08:52,053 --> 00:08:53,353 I'm studying all her quiz answers 242 00:08:53,354 --> 00:08:55,924 and if I change everything about myself, 243 00:08:55,924 --> 00:08:57,354 we'll be soulmates. 244 00:08:57,358 --> 00:08:59,798 - You know, if you wanna impress Lori, 245 00:08:59,794 --> 00:09:01,054 you can just talk to her. 246 00:09:01,062 --> 00:09:03,762 - Yes, talk to her. That's a valid-- 247 00:09:03,765 --> 00:09:05,895 [groans, head clunks] 248 00:09:06,066 --> 00:09:08,766 - I've had just about enough of this. 249 00:09:08,770 --> 00:09:10,670 Now listen up! - [object shatters] 250 00:09:10,672 --> 00:09:13,632 - I guess I picked the wrong day to stop shouting. 251 00:09:13,641 --> 00:09:16,041 I said-- - Thank you, Lincoln. 252 00:09:16,044 --> 00:09:17,104 I got it! 253 00:09:17,111 --> 00:09:18,371 I am going to dominate 254 00:09:18,379 --> 00:09:20,949 the Little Miss Ambidextrous Pageant. 255 00:09:20,949 --> 00:09:22,049 - You're the best, Lincoln. 256 00:09:22,050 --> 00:09:24,820 Clyde's dads really helped with my makeup. 257 00:09:24,819 --> 00:09:27,219 Now if I can just find my bedroom. 258 00:09:27,221 --> 00:09:28,951 Nope, that's Lisa's room. 259 00:09:28,957 --> 00:09:30,027 - Lincoln, did you know Mr. McBride 260 00:09:30,024 --> 00:09:32,654 put himself through theater school working as a plumber? 261 00:09:32,660 --> 00:09:36,730 He spent a whole hour teaching me about flush valves. 262 00:09:36,731 --> 00:09:38,331 - Wow, maybe I had it wrong. 263 00:09:38,333 --> 00:09:40,893 My sisters aren't trying to hog Clyde's dads. 264 00:09:40,902 --> 00:09:44,202 They just want a little attention, too, 265 00:09:44,205 --> 00:09:45,805 and you know what? 266 00:09:45,807 --> 00:09:46,907 I'm gonna let them have it. 267 00:09:46,908 --> 00:09:51,718 But not this leftover meat. That's coming with me. 268 00:09:51,713 --> 00:09:54,073 Whew! 269 00:09:58,318 --> 00:09:59,858 - MOM: Oh, Lincoln, there you are. 270 00:09:59,854 --> 00:10:01,824 I got some more materials for your volcano. 271 00:10:01,823 --> 00:10:04,853 - DAD: And I made my special marinara sauce for lava. 272 00:10:04,859 --> 00:10:05,899 - Wow, thanks! 273 00:10:05,893 --> 00:10:07,193 You guys remembered my volcano. 274 00:10:07,195 --> 00:10:09,965 - DAD: Of course, we did. We always planned to help. 275 00:10:09,964 --> 00:10:11,264 We just needed to find some time. 276 00:10:11,265 --> 00:10:13,695 - MOM: We're sorry it took so long, honey. 277 00:10:13,701 --> 00:10:15,461 Did you do something to your sideburns? 278 00:10:15,470 --> 00:10:17,370 - [car brakes screeching, car doors slamming] 279 00:10:17,372 --> 00:10:19,702 [car tires squealing] 280 00:10:19,873 --> 00:10:22,803 - We broke Clyde's dads. - MOM: You did what? 281 00:10:22,810 --> 00:10:23,750 - We were having a great time, 282 00:10:23,745 --> 00:10:25,475 when all of a sudden, they just snapped, 283 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:28,020 herded us into their car, and drove us home. 284 00:10:28,016 --> 00:10:30,416 - I have no idea what precipitated this. 285 00:10:30,418 --> 00:10:32,888 I simply suggested a sleepover. 286 00:10:32,887 --> 00:10:35,427 - Not everyone can handle 11 kids 287 00:10:35,423 --> 00:10:36,253 like Mom and Dad can. 288 00:10:36,257 --> 00:10:41,427 - Hey, Dad, what did you think of my future bride--Lori? 289 00:10:41,429 --> 00:10:42,769 - Which one was she? 290 00:10:42,764 --> 00:10:44,164 There were so many. [shuddering] 291 00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:48,235 - I'm sorry. Frozen dinners were all I could manage. 292 00:10:48,236 --> 00:10:51,306 - Dad, I think you forgot to-- 293 00:10:51,305 --> 00:10:53,275 - HOWARD & HAROLD: [snoring] - [shuddering] 294 00:10:53,274 --> 00:10:56,904 - I guess I really underestimated my parents. 295 00:10:56,911 --> 00:10:57,801 Even if it takes a while, 296 00:10:57,812 --> 00:11:02,012 they eventually find time for all of us--every day. 297 00:11:02,016 --> 00:11:04,186 No wonder Dad has a wicked canker. 298 00:11:04,185 --> 00:11:05,915 - GIRLS: [chattering] 299 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:07,990 - MOM & DAD: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Hold it! 300 00:11:07,989 --> 00:11:11,359 Five minutes, girls. We're helping Lincoln now. 301 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:14,160 - It's finished! 302 00:11:14,162 --> 00:11:17,362 Ahem, drum roll, please. 303 00:11:18,298 --> 00:11:19,768 Three...two... 304 00:11:19,767 --> 00:11:22,167 ...one! - [marinara sauce splats] 305 00:11:24,905 --> 00:11:32,945 - ♪