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- ♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪
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♪ Dodging girls
like ping pong balls ♪
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♪ Just to reach
the bathroom on time ♪
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♪ Leaping over laundry piles
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♪ Diapers you can
smell for miles ♪
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♪ Guy's gotta do
what he can to survive ♪
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♪ In the Loud House,
in the Loud House ♪
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♪ Duck, dodge,
push and shove ♪
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♪ This is how
we show our love ♪
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♪ In the Loud House,
in the Loud House ♪
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♪ One boy and ten girls
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♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪
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♪ Loud! Loud! Loud!
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♪ Loud House!
- Boo boo.
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- ♪
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- [objects shattering]
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- [car zooming]
- [dog barking]
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- LISA: Her moving style
is very safe here.
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- MOM: Here's your
dinner, Lincoln.
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- Thanks, Mom.
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Hey, will you help me
with my science project?
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I have to build a volcano.
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- MOM: Sure, honey.
Just give me five minutes.
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Leni and I are gonna practice
putting on makeup.
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- Hey, Dad, can you help
me with my volcano?
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- DAD: Sure, son,
just give me five minutes
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while I give Lynn some
baseball pointers.
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- [object shatters]
- [cat screeches]
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- DAD: And there's your
first pointer, Lynn--
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never play ball
in the house.
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- MOM: Well, you're doing
much better, Leni,
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but you're still venturing
into...clown territory.
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- Mom, can we work
on my volcano now?
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- MOM: Oh, five
minutes, honey.
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I promised Lori I'd take
a magazine quiz with her.
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- But I could really
use some help.
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Dad, can you--
- Five more minutes, pal.
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I promised Luna I'd help her
lay down some funky grooves!
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- Hey, Dad, I clogged
the toilet,
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so you could teach
me how to fix it!
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- DAD: Five minutes, Lincoln.
I mean, Lana.
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- [saxophone blasting]
- [cat screeching]
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- [saxophone continues]
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- DAD: Ow!
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- In a family as big as mine,
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getting attention from your
parents is no easy thing.
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[sighing] How am
I ever gonna finish this?
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Wow, it's finished?
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Your volcano is
awesome, Clyde.
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I love how you even
put people on it.
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- Thanks!
That's Lori and me.
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We're climbing down
to get married
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'cause Bobby fell in,
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and is being
devoured by lava.
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- Ouch! It really did
a number on his face.
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This project isn't
due for a week.
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How'd you get it
done so fast?
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- My dads helped.
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We spent the whole
weekend working on it.
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- My parents never give me
that kind of attention.
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They're always rushing off
to help one of my sisters.
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- Why don't you
bring your volcano
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to my house after school?
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My dads will have plenty
of time to help you.
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- Really?
That would be great.
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- Oh, hang on, Lincoln.
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I'm gonna get
Volcano Lori a juice.
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Running from Bobby's tormented
screams has made her thirsty.
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- [school bell ringing]
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- Oh, these long
school days, man.
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- Tell me about it.
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But at least
we're home now.
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- LINCOLN: Wow!
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I always forget how different
your house is from mine!
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- Uh, you're
shouting, Lincoln.
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- Oh, right. Sorry.
Force of habit.
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- Hi, fellas.
Come on in.
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- Hi, Mr. McBride.
Hi, Mr. McBride.
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- Ooh, nice structure,
Lincoln.
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Ready to get to work?
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- You mean like now?
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- HAROLD: [laughing]
Of course.
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- Oh, hang on, Lincoln.
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You have a loose button
on your shirt.
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- Oh, well, I, uh...
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- [laughing]
No worries.
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- Thanks, Mr. McBride.
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- Great good heavens!
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It looks like the sole of your
shoe is about to fall off.
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- Oh, that's just--
- No worries.
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I'll just give it
a little tappity tap.
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- Wow, you're not gonna
just use a stapler on that?
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- Hold up, Lincoln.
Your sideburns are uneven.
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- I know. Usually,
I just tilt my head.
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- No worries.
- [razors buzzing]
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- HAROLD: Perfect!
- HOWARD: Hot towel?
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Sorry dinner's nothing fancy--
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just roasted organic chicken
with a homemade marinade.
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- And vegetables
from our garden.
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Help yourself, Lincoln.
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- There's no foil
to peel back?
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- HAROLD: [chuckling]
Foil. LOL.
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That's a hot one, Lincoln.
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- Clyde, how was your day?
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- It was great.
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I lasted 37 seconds
in dodgeball.
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- Did you hear that, Hare Bear?
Thirty-seven seconds.
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- Good job, son.
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And, Lincoln,
how was your day?
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- [coughing]
What? Me?
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You wanna know how
my day was? Now?
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- [cellphone] ♪ Hallelujah!
- Oops, sorry.
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- You know the rules, Dad.
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No phones at
the dinner table.
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- Seriously?
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What about ants,
or pitching machines,
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or toilet snakes?
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- HAROLD: [laughing]
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You're so funny, Lincoln.
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Here, have seconds.
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- [cellphone] ♪ Hallelujah!
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- Oh, I thought
I turned this off.
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Sorry we didn't finish your
volcano tonight, Lincoln.
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Why don't you come
back tomorrow?
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- It's mani-pedi night
at the McBride house.
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- [voice wobbling]
Ooh, I love Italian food.
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- [laughing]
You are too much, Lincoln.
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- [vibrating chair stops]
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- I gotta say--
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getting some undivided
attention is pretty sweet,
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and now, if you'll excuse me,
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I've gotta give some undivided
attention to my hammies.
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[voice wobbling]
Ohhh...yeah...
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- LILY: [crying]
- LANA: Ya-hoo!
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- LUAN: [laughing]
- [food splatting]
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- Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
- [explosion]
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- [sighing]
[slams door]
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- Hey, Lincoln.
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You look different.
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- My sideburns are even.
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- No, it's more than that.
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Your skin is glowing,
you look taller,
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and you smell like--
[sniffing]
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organic brussels sprouts?
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Okay, what gives?
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- I spent tonight at Clyde's.
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His dads helped me
with my volcano,
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and served me food
with no foil,
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and asked me about my day.
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- Get out!
That sounds amazing!
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Hey, do you think he could help
me with my baseball swing?
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- Sure. I think Clyde
said one of his dads
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played ball in college.
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Why don't you come over
after school tomorrow?
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- Oh, that would be awesome.
[punching]
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- Ow! Lynn, do you mind?
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Clyde's dads just gave
me my vaccinations.
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- HOWARD: Goodbye.
- HAROLD: Take care.
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- I just can't believe
Mr. McBride
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spent a whole hour coaching me
and how about that dinner?
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What was that special
thing they cooked again?
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- Meat?
- Yeah.
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It was amazing.
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Ah, I'd punch you, but my arm
is sore from the vaccinations.
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- Hey, peeps.
Wait, you look different.
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Your nail beds are rockin'.
[sniffing]
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And do I smell meat?
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What's going on?
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- We've been hanging
out with Clyde's dads.
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They've been giving us all
kinds of one-on-one time.
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- Rad! Hey, do you think
they could jam with me?
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Dad's got a wicked canker
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and he can't blow
the sax anymore.
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- Sure. One of Clyde's
dads told me
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he was in a band in college.
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- Okay, but this is it.
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If any more of you find out
about Clyde's dads,
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the undivided attention is going
to get pretty divided.
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- Don't worry, bro.
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That was the car window.
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- LYNN & LINCOLN:
Yeah, we get it.
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- [guitar & saxophone jamming]
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- LINCOLN: Well,
this is okay.
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I can handle sharing with
a couple of sisters.
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It could be worse.
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- And the woodpecker said,
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that's why I tell
knock-knock jokes.
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[laughing]
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- [beats drum, hits cymbal]
- Luan?
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- Mr. McBride, would
you say I'm more
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an Autumn or a Winter?
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- You are
definitely a Summer.
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- Literally, right?
- Lori?
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- Lori? My future wife?
Here with my dads?
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What do I do?
What do I do?
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Oh, I know.
[sighing]
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- Ya-hoo!
Mr. McBride, yo!
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- Oh, I can't
believe you guys
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have sodium salicylate
on the premises.
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- GIRLS: Mr. McBride!
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- ALL: [chattering]
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- Mr. McBride?
Mr. McBride?
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- Harold!
- What is it, Howie?
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[gasping]
Great Betty Buckley!
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- Poo poo!
- BOTH: The carpet!
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- Poo poo, poo poo!
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- Hey, you blabbed
our secret to everyone?
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- No, bro, I would
never do that.
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But I may have sung
it in the shower.
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♪ Undivided attention
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♪ So good but it can't
be mentioned ♪
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♪ One-on-one time
is so really cool ♪
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♪ Hangin' with Clyde's dads
after school ♪
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Sorry. I was just so amped.
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- LUCY: Dearly beloved,
we are gathered today
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to say goodbye--
- Guys, I can't find my bedroom.
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- Remember, Leni,
you're not in your own house.
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- No talking at
your own funeral.
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- GIRLS: [chattering]
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- Mr. McBride, can you
help me with my volcano?
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It's due tomorrow.
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- Sure thing, Lincoln.
Just give me five minutes.
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Luan wants me to
try out this pie.
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- Hey, Mr. McB, wanna help
me with my volcano?
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- Absolutely--uh, just give
me five minutes
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while I help Lola with
her double pageant wings.
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- [heavy sigh]
- [pie splats]
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- So, that's what she meant
by "try out this pie."
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Give me five more
minutes, Lincoln.
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Gotta get this meringue
out of my eye.
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- Where's Lori? Jam with Luna.
Find Lily.
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- There we go.
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Now who was it that
needed my help?
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- [explosion]
- Lisa!
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- This stinks, Clyde.
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I finally get
some attention
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and my sisters come
over here and hog it.
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They all gotta go.
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- I totally agree--
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except for Lori.
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I'm studying all
her quiz answers
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and if I change
everything about myself,
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we'll be soulmates.
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- You know, if you
wanna impress Lori,
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you can just talk to her.
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- Yes, talk to her.
That's a valid--
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[groans, head clunks]
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- I've had just about
enough of this.
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Now listen up!
- [object shatters]
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- I guess I picked the wrong
day to stop shouting.
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I said--
- Thank you, Lincoln.
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I got it!
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I am going to dominate
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the Little Miss
Ambidextrous Pageant.
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- You're the best, Lincoln.
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Clyde's dads really helped
with my makeup.
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Now if I can just
find my bedroom.
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Nope, that's Lisa's room.
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- Lincoln,
did you know Mr. McBride
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put himself through theater
school working as a plumber?
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He spent a whole hour
teaching me about flush valves.
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- Wow, maybe I had it wrong.
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My sisters aren't trying
to hog Clyde's dads.
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They just want
a little attention, too,
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and you know what?
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I'm gonna let them have it.
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But not this leftover meat.
That's coming with me.
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Whew!
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- MOM: Oh, Lincoln,
there you are.
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I got some more materials
for your volcano.
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- DAD: And I made my special
marinara sauce for lava.
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- Wow, thanks!
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You guys remembered
my volcano.
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- DAD: Of course, we did.
We always planned to help.
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We just needed to
find some time.
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- MOM: We're sorry it
took so long, honey.
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Did you do something
to your sideburns?
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- [car brakes screeching,
car doors slamming]
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[car tires squealing]
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- We broke Clyde's dads.
- MOM: You did what?
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- We were having a great time,
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when all of a sudden,
they just snapped,
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herded us into their car,
and drove us home.
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- I have no idea what
precipitated this.
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I simply suggested
a sleepover.
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- Not everyone can
handle 11 kids
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like Mom and Dad can.
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- Hey, Dad, what did you
think of my future bride--Lori?
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- Which one was she?
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There were so many.
[shuddering]
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- I'm sorry. Frozen dinners
were all I could manage.
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- Dad, I think
you forgot to--
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- HOWARD & HAROLD: [snoring]
- [shuddering]
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- I guess I really
underestimated my parents.
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Even if it takes a while,
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they eventually find time
for all of us--every day.
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No wonder Dad has
a wicked canker.
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- GIRLS: [chattering]
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- MOM & DAD:
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Hold it!
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Five minutes, girls.
We're helping Lincoln now.
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- It's finished!
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Ahem, drum roll, please.
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Three...two...
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...one!
- [marinara sauce splats]
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