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- ♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪
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♪ Dodging girls
like ping pong balls ♪
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♪ Just to reach
the bathroom on time ♪
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♪ Leaping over laundry piles
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♪ Diapers you can
smell for miles ♪
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♪ Guy's gotta do
what he can to survive ♪
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♪ In the Loud House,
in the Loud House ♪
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♪ Duck, dodge,
push and shove ♪
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♪ This is how
we show our love ♪
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♪ In the Loud House,
in the Loud House ♪
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♪ One boy and ten girls
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♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪
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♪ Loud! Loud! Loud!
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♪ Loud House!
- Boo boo.
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- ♪
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- LINCOLN: Guys, we gotta
figure out something.
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The Family Fun Fair is tonight
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and we got nothing
for the talent show.
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- Oh, I know. How about
a family trapeze act?
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- Just because you've
fractured every bone
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from your maxilla to
your metatarsals,
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it doesn't mean we want to.
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- I know. How about
a family beauty pageant?
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Never mind, that would take
years to prepare for.
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- I say we wrestle alligators!
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- BOTH: [grunting]
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- Lana, that's
a terrible idea.
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- You're right.
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Calf roping
is much better.
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- We need something
we can all do.
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- Then let's do my idea.
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- No, my idea.
- No, mine!
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- No way.
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- ALL: [arguing, smacking]
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- [guitar strings twang]
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- LUNA: I've got the answer!
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Let's start a family band.
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- But we literally
have no musical talent.
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- Yeah, I couldn't carry
a tune if it had a handle.
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[laughing]
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- As my idol,
Mick Swagger, says,
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"rock 'n roll isn't
about being the best,
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it's about having fun."
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Now, who wants
to have fun?
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- ALL: [cheering]
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- Uh, guys?
A little help?
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- Oh, sorry, Lincoln.
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[humming]
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- [discordant music]
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- Agh, what is that
horrific sound?
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Is the cat fighting
the possum again?
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- No, Dad, it's us.
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We're starting a family band.
- DAD: Oh! Oh!
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You know, your old man
used to be in a band,
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although it ended on a...
on a sour note.
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YOUNG DAD: [beating cowbell]
- [rock 'n roll music]
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[music stops]
- Dude!
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- BOTH: Dude!
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- ALL: Dude!
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You're outta the band.
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- YOUNG DAD: [sobbing]
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- ALL: Aw...
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- Well, you can be
in our band.
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- ALL: [chattering]
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- DAD: Well, if you
all insist.
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Ka-pow!
- [Velcro ripping]
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- [grunting]
[beating cowbell]
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Woo! Ha ha!
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- I sincerely hope
that's not contagious.
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- All right, dudes,
let's try busting out this jam.
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It's called "Plastic Bag Blown
Through the Gutter of Life,"
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lyrics by Lucy,
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music by yours truly.
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One, two.
One, two, three, four!
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- [discordant music]
- [howling]
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- Dudes! Charles
wants to sing lead.
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- [howling]
- ALL: [laughing]
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- [cellphone ringing]
- Yo, Chuck?
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What's that?
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- [howling continues]
- I...I can't hear you.
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Hold on a sec.
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You guys, keep practicing.
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And don't forget--it's not
about being the best,
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it's all about having fun.
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- [British accent]
Oy, have you heard, mate?
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Mick Swagger's in town.
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He's gonna be scouting for local
talent at the Family Fun Fair.
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- Mick in town?
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This could be
my big break, man!
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- [British accent] And now
I'd like to introduce
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the greatest musical discovery
of my 40-year career--
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Luna Loud!
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- CROWD: [chanting]
Luna! Luna! Luna!
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- Ah, Luna?
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- Thanks for the call, brah.
I've got work to do.
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- [discordant music]
- A lot of work.
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- [howling continues]
- Okay, people, from the top.
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This time, let's try
to step it up a notch.
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- Um, I...I don't
have an instrument.
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What should I play?
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- Hm...
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Oh, why don't you
sing backup?
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All right, Louds.
One, two, three.
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- ♪ Backup, backup, backup
- No, no, no, no!
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No, Leni, you don't actually
sing the words "backup."
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You sing what's on the page.
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- Oh, got it.
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♪ What's on the page
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♪ What's on the page
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♪ What's on the pa-age
- DAD: Ha, ha, ha!
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- Uh, rocking, Dad.
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Um, could you just
dial it back a bit?
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- [tuba blaring]
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- Can't get this
tuba to work-a!
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- [inhales]
- [tuba note plays]
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- [bell rings]
- Gee-oh!
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- [blows raspberry]
- Nice tootin', Sis.
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- KIDS: [laughing]
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- Guys, can we focus,
please?
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We need to--
- DAD: [grunting]
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- Dad? Dad?
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- [jazz music]
- That's it, Bro! You got it.
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- DAD: [grunts]
- Dad?
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- [jazz music]
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- Oops!
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- Eek!
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- [cymbals clang]
- Ah!
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- [explosion]
- LILY: [giggling]
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- LUNA: [growling]
No-o-o.
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Dudes, this is the worst
rehearsal I've ever seen.
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- But you said it didn't
matter if we were good.
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- Forget about
what I said, Bro.
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Mick Swagger's gonna
be at the show.
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- DAD: Mick Swagger?
Sweet!
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- No, it's not sweet.
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This is my chance
to be discovered,
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and you guys
are messing it up!
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- DAD: [grunting]
[beating cowbell]
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- Dad? Dad? Dad!
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- DAD: [grunting]
[beating cowbell]
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- That's it!
You are out of the band!
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- ALL: [gasping]
- [echoing] Out of the band!
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- DAD: [sobbing]
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- What?
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- You literally just
fired your own dad.
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- I'm not gonna let Captain
Cowbell ruin my big chance.
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Now let's get back to work.
We're gonna be here all day.
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So if you guys have plans,
cancel them.
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If you've gotta pee, hold it.
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We really have to nail this!
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- What? No way!
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- ALL: [chattering]
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- You're all out of my band!
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- No, you're out of our band.
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'Cause we're gonna play without
you and we're gonna have fun.
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- Yeah, and we'll pee
whenever we want to.
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- Fine by me.
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You're all holding
me back anyway.
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And when I'm on tour with Mick,
don't call me for tickets!
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- [blows raspberry]
- Ohhhh!
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Who needs them anyway?
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Not me.
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All I need is a new tune.
[strums guitar]
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♪ They don't understand
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♪ Girl's gotta have a band
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[sighs]
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♪ Time for me to go solo
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♪ You know what they say
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♪ YOLO
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Aah!
Come on, Luna.
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What are you thinking?
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This is for Mick.
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You just used
the word "YOLO"!
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- [electric piano music]
- Nah, too pop-y.
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[electric piano music]
- Nah, too depressing.
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[electric piano music]
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- Nah, too '90s!
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[screams]
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- [distant laughter]
- [discordant music]
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- ♪ I stink
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♪ And I can't write
a single song ♪
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♪ Wow, there's a big crack
in the ceiling ♪
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Maybe I just need
a change of scenery.
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- MAN: Aah!
- Oh, sorry, dude.
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- [British accent]
No worries.
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What are you writing?
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- It's supposed
to be a song.
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But I'm wicked blocked.
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- Maybe I can help.
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I've dabbled
in music myself.
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Have a seat.
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- You're gonna
finish that, brah?
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- It's all yours.
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So, what's going on?
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- I really gotta
kill it with this song.
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But everything
I write is garbage.
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[chomping]
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I actually tried
to rhyme with "YOLO."
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- Oh!
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- I know, right?
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You mind?
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- So, what's so important
about this song?
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- I'm supposed to perform at
the Family Fun Fair tonight,
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and Mick Swagger's
gonna be there.
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It's my only chance
to impress him,
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so I've gotta be
my very best.
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- Oh, wasn't it Mick Swagger
who said "rock 'n roll
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isn't about being the best,
it's about having fun"?
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- Yeah.
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- Well, when was
the last time you had fun?
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- ALL: [laughing]
- [howling]
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- Dude, I gotta go!
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- [sheep baaing]
- KIDS: [laughing]
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- MOM: Oh, look at my
little rock stars.
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- My real genre
is death metal.
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- MOM: So cute.
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- LUNA: Dudes!
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You got room for one more?
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- What about
impressing Mick?
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We don't wanna
"hold you back."
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- I'm sorry about
all that stuff I said.
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I acted like
a real bonehead today.
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I forgot the one rule
of rock 'n roll.
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It doesn't matter if I don't
play my best for Mick.
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All that matters is having fun.
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And the only time I have fun
is doing it with you guys.
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So what do you say?
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Will you take me back?
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- Heck, yeah.
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It wouldn't be
a family band without you.
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- Grab some sheet music.
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- [blows raspberry]
- ALL: [laughing]
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- Wait. It's not
a family band yet.
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Where's Dad?
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- The place he always goes when
he's sad--the whirl-n-twirl.
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- DAD: [sobbing]
- Dad, I'm sorry.
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- DAD: [sobbing]
- Please come back to the band.
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- DAD: [sobbing]
- It won't be fun--
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- DAD: [sobbing]
- --without you.
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- DAD: You mean it?
- Yes!
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- DAD: Operator, stop this ride!
- [bell rings]
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- [brakes screech]
- DAD: [groans]
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Apology accepted!
- [Velcro ripping]
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- Da, bom!
Do-chickee-da-da-da!
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The bell is back!
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- Mom, we're gonna
need you, too.
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- MOM: Oh, honey, I don't
know how to play.
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- That's okay.
Neither do we.
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- But we're gonna have fun.
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- [tambourine jingling]
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- MOM & DAD: [grunting]
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- Heaven help us--
it is contagious.
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- ♪ Plastic bag
blowing through the gutter ♪
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♪ Lost and alone
like toast without butter ♪
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- Hey, guys,
I'm a backup dancer.
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Aah!
- Luna, take a solo!
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- Nah! This a family
band, dude.
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- Yeah, but you're the only one
who can actually play.
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- [guitar solo]
- CROWD: [cheering]
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- Dad, cowbell solo.
- Seriously?
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I knew this day would come.
Okay, here we go.
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Boom-chicka-gah-de-gah!
Chi-chi-chicka-dah-dah-dah!
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- CROWD: [cheering]
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[applauding]
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- That was so fun!
- Hey, mate.
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You guys looked like you were
having fun out there.
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- We were.
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- And you were brilliant.
269
00:10:47,301 --> 00:10:49,131
You've got real talent.
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00:10:49,137 --> 00:10:49,767
- Thanks.
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00:10:49,771 --> 00:10:52,031
And thanks for that little talk
back at the restaurant.
272
00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:53,280
You really helped
straighten me out.
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00:10:53,274 --> 00:10:56,774
I was being horrible to my
family to impress a guy
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who didn't even show up.
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- Oh, I wouldn't say that.
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- Mm...Mm...Mm...Mm...
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- Hey, honey,
got us funnel cakes.
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00:11:04,786 --> 00:11:05,916
Who's this?
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00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:08,190
- The name's Mick Swagger, mate.
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00:11:08,189 --> 00:11:09,929
And you were great, too.
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I love that passion
on the cowbell.
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- [in unison] Mm...Mm...
Mm...Mm...Mm...Mm...
283
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- Are you gonna finish those?
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00:11:18,399 --> 00:11:19,469
Cheers, mate.
285
00:11:19,467 --> 00:11:22,307
- [in unison]
Mm...Mm...Mm...Mm...
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- ♪