1 00:00:07,228 --> 00:00:08,598 - ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 2 00:00:08,597 --> 00:00:10,127 ♪ Dodging girls like ping pong balls ♪ 3 00:00:10,132 --> 00:00:12,192 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 4 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:13,470 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles 5 00:00:13,468 --> 00:00:14,668 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 6 00:00:14,669 --> 00:00:18,609 ♪ Guy's gotta do what he can to survive ♪ 7 00:00:18,607 --> 00:00:21,377 ♪ In the Loud House, in the Loud House ♪ 8 00:00:21,376 --> 00:00:22,676 ♪ Duck, dodge, push and shove ♪ 9 00:00:22,677 --> 00:00:23,777 ♪ This is how we show our love ♪ 10 00:00:23,779 --> 00:00:26,749 ♪ In the Loud House, in the Loud House ♪ 11 00:00:26,748 --> 00:00:27,678 ♪ One boy and ten girls 12 00:00:27,682 --> 00:00:30,412 ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 13 00:00:30,419 --> 00:00:33,459 ♪ Loud! Loud! Loud! 14 00:00:33,455 --> 00:00:36,225 ♪ Loud House! - Boo boo. 15 00:00:38,659 --> 00:00:47,239 - ♪ 16 00:00:47,235 --> 00:00:49,735 - LINCOLN: Guys, we gotta figure out something. 17 00:00:49,738 --> 00:00:51,208 The Family Fun Fair is tonight 18 00:00:51,206 --> 00:00:53,176 and we got nothing for the talent show. 19 00:00:53,175 --> 00:00:56,575 - Oh, I know. How about a family trapeze act? 20 00:00:56,578 --> 00:00:58,248 - Just because you've fractured every bone 21 00:00:58,246 --> 00:01:00,316 from your maxilla to your metatarsals, 22 00:01:00,315 --> 00:01:01,515 it doesn't mean we want to. 23 00:01:01,516 --> 00:01:03,916 - I know. How about a family beauty pageant? 24 00:01:03,919 --> 00:01:06,919 Never mind, that would take years to prepare for. 25 00:01:06,922 --> 00:01:10,182 - I say we wrestle alligators! 26 00:01:10,192 --> 00:01:11,322 - BOTH: [grunting] 27 00:01:11,326 --> 00:01:13,896 - Lana, that's a terrible idea. 28 00:01:13,895 --> 00:01:15,165 - You're right. 29 00:01:15,163 --> 00:01:18,333 Calf roping is much better. 30 00:01:18,333 --> 00:01:21,303 - We need something we can all do. 31 00:01:21,303 --> 00:01:22,903 - Then let's do my idea. 32 00:01:22,904 --> 00:01:25,474 - No, my idea. - No, mine! 33 00:01:25,474 --> 00:01:26,634 - No way. 34 00:01:26,641 --> 00:01:28,371 - ALL: [arguing, smacking] 35 00:01:28,376 --> 00:01:30,176 - [guitar strings twang] 36 00:01:30,178 --> 00:01:31,778 - LUNA: I've got the answer! 37 00:01:31,780 --> 00:01:33,580 Let's start a family band. 38 00:01:33,582 --> 00:01:36,382 - But we literally have no musical talent. 39 00:01:36,384 --> 00:01:39,754 - Yeah, I couldn't carry a tune if it had a handle. 40 00:01:39,754 --> 00:01:40,484 [laughing] 41 00:01:40,489 --> 00:01:42,559 - As my idol, Mick Swagger, says, 42 00:01:42,557 --> 00:01:44,897 "rock 'n roll isn't about being the best, 43 00:01:44,893 --> 00:01:46,753 it's about having fun." 44 00:01:46,761 --> 00:01:49,721 Now, who wants to have fun? 45 00:01:49,731 --> 00:01:51,831 - ALL: [cheering] 46 00:01:51,833 --> 00:01:54,663 - Uh, guys? A little help? 47 00:01:54,669 --> 00:01:56,869 - Oh, sorry, Lincoln. 48 00:01:56,872 --> 00:01:58,302 [humming] 49 00:01:58,306 --> 00:02:01,246 - [discordant music] 50 00:02:01,243 --> 00:02:03,543 - Agh, what is that horrific sound? 51 00:02:03,545 --> 00:02:05,775 Is the cat fighting the possum again? 52 00:02:05,780 --> 00:02:06,650 - No, Dad, it's us. 53 00:02:06,648 --> 00:02:08,788 We're starting a family band. - DAD: Oh! Oh! 54 00:02:08,783 --> 00:02:10,713 You know, your old man used to be in a band, 55 00:02:10,719 --> 00:02:12,789 although it ended on a... on a sour note. 56 00:02:12,787 --> 00:02:15,927 YOUNG DAD: [beating cowbell] - [rock 'n roll music] 57 00:02:15,924 --> 00:02:17,924 [music stops] - Dude! 58 00:02:17,926 --> 00:02:19,496 - BOTH: Dude! 59 00:02:19,494 --> 00:02:20,554 - ALL: Dude! 60 00:02:20,562 --> 00:02:21,792 You're outta the band. 61 00:02:21,796 --> 00:02:24,496 - YOUNG DAD: [sobbing] 62 00:02:24,499 --> 00:02:25,769 - ALL: Aw... 63 00:02:25,767 --> 00:02:28,407 - Well, you can be in our band. 64 00:02:28,403 --> 00:02:29,833 - ALL: [chattering] 65 00:02:29,838 --> 00:02:32,938 - DAD: Well, if you all insist. 66 00:02:32,941 --> 00:02:34,641 Ka-pow! - [Velcro ripping] 67 00:02:34,643 --> 00:02:36,803 - [grunting] [beating cowbell] 68 00:02:36,811 --> 00:02:37,741 Woo! Ha ha! 69 00:02:37,746 --> 00:02:40,316 - I sincerely hope that's not contagious. 70 00:02:40,315 --> 00:02:42,785 - All right, dudes, let's try busting out this jam. 71 00:02:42,784 --> 00:02:46,854 It's called "Plastic Bag Blown Through the Gutter of Life," 72 00:02:46,855 --> 00:02:49,555 lyrics by Lucy, 73 00:02:49,558 --> 00:02:51,928 music by yours truly. 74 00:02:51,927 --> 00:02:54,027 One, two. One, two, three, four! 75 00:02:54,029 --> 00:02:56,599 - [discordant music] - [howling] 76 00:02:56,598 --> 00:03:01,338 - Dudes! Charles wants to sing lead. 77 00:03:01,336 --> 00:03:03,836 - [howling] - ALL: [laughing] 78 00:03:03,838 --> 00:03:07,408 - [cellphone ringing] - Yo, Chuck? 79 00:03:07,409 --> 00:03:07,979 What's that? 80 00:03:07,976 --> 00:03:09,776 - [howling continues] - I...I can't hear you. 81 00:03:09,778 --> 00:03:10,878 Hold on a sec. 82 00:03:10,879 --> 00:03:12,319 You guys, keep practicing. 83 00:03:12,314 --> 00:03:15,544 And don't forget--it's not about being the best, 84 00:03:15,550 --> 00:03:18,760 it's all about having fun. 85 00:03:18,753 --> 00:03:20,983 - [British accent] Oy, have you heard, mate? 86 00:03:20,989 --> 00:03:21,929 Mick Swagger's in town. 87 00:03:21,923 --> 00:03:26,823 He's gonna be scouting for local talent at the Family Fun Fair. 88 00:03:26,828 --> 00:03:28,528 - Mick in town? 89 00:03:28,530 --> 00:03:30,470 This could be my big break, man! 90 00:03:30,465 --> 00:03:32,365 - [British accent] And now I'd like to introduce 91 00:03:32,367 --> 00:03:37,867 the greatest musical discovery of my 40-year career-- 92 00:03:37,872 --> 00:03:40,802 Luna Loud! 93 00:03:41,008 --> 00:03:43,778 - CROWD: [chanting] Luna! Luna! Luna! 94 00:03:43,778 --> 00:03:44,748 - Ah, Luna? 95 00:03:44,746 --> 00:03:48,486 - Thanks for the call, brah. I've got work to do. 96 00:03:48,483 --> 00:03:51,043 - [discordant music] - A lot of work. 97 00:03:51,052 --> 00:03:53,412 - [howling continues] - Okay, people, from the top. 98 00:03:53,421 --> 00:03:55,881 This time, let's try to step it up a notch. 99 00:03:55,890 --> 00:03:58,760 - Um, I...I don't have an instrument. 100 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,330 What should I play? 101 00:04:00,328 --> 00:04:00,828 - Hm... 102 00:04:00,829 --> 00:04:02,999 Oh, why don't you sing backup? 103 00:04:02,998 --> 00:04:05,538 All right, Louds. One, two, three. 104 00:04:05,533 --> 00:04:08,103 - ♪ Backup, backup, backup - No, no, no, no! 105 00:04:08,103 --> 00:04:10,833 No, Leni, you don't actually sing the words "backup." 106 00:04:10,839 --> 00:04:12,639 You sing what's on the page. 107 00:04:12,641 --> 00:04:13,831 - Oh, got it. 108 00:04:13,842 --> 00:04:15,342 ♪ What's on the page 109 00:04:15,343 --> 00:04:16,543 ♪ What's on the page 110 00:04:16,544 --> 00:04:20,044 ♪ What's on the pa-age - DAD: Ha, ha, ha! 111 00:04:20,048 --> 00:04:21,418 - Uh, rocking, Dad. 112 00:04:21,416 --> 00:04:23,586 Um, could you just dial it back a bit? 113 00:04:23,585 --> 00:04:24,855 - [tuba blaring] 114 00:04:24,853 --> 00:04:27,913 - Can't get this tuba to work-a! 115 00:04:28,956 --> 00:04:30,956 - [inhales] - [tuba note plays] 116 00:04:30,959 --> 00:04:33,529 - [bell rings] - Gee-oh! 117 00:04:34,995 --> 00:04:37,895 - [blows raspberry] - Nice tootin', Sis. 118 00:04:37,899 --> 00:04:39,369 - KIDS: [laughing] 119 00:04:39,367 --> 00:04:41,707 - Guys, can we focus, please? 120 00:04:41,703 --> 00:04:43,633 We need to-- - DAD: [grunting] 121 00:04:43,638 --> 00:04:44,208 - Dad? Dad? 122 00:04:44,205 --> 00:04:46,775 - [jazz music] - That's it, Bro! You got it. 123 00:04:46,775 --> 00:04:49,075 - DAD: [grunts] - Dad? 124 00:04:49,077 --> 00:04:51,517 - [jazz music] 125 00:04:51,513 --> 00:04:53,013 - Oops! 126 00:04:53,014 --> 00:04:53,844 - Eek! 127 00:04:53,848 --> 00:04:55,848 - [cymbals clang] - Ah! 128 00:04:55,850 --> 00:04:58,090 - [explosion] - LILY: [giggling] 129 00:04:58,086 --> 00:04:59,156 - LUNA: [growling] No-o-o. 130 00:04:59,154 --> 00:05:02,824 Dudes, this is the worst rehearsal I've ever seen. 131 00:05:02,824 --> 00:05:05,694 - But you said it didn't matter if we were good. 132 00:05:05,694 --> 00:05:07,424 - Forget about what I said, Bro. 133 00:05:07,429 --> 00:05:09,099 Mick Swagger's gonna be at the show. 134 00:05:09,097 --> 00:05:11,067 - DAD: Mick Swagger? Sweet! 135 00:05:11,066 --> 00:05:12,596 - No, it's not sweet. 136 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:14,440 This is my chance to be discovered, 137 00:05:14,436 --> 00:05:16,866 and you guys are messing it up! 138 00:05:16,871 --> 00:05:19,701 - DAD: [grunting] [beating cowbell] 139 00:05:19,708 --> 00:05:22,178 - Dad? Dad? Dad! 140 00:05:22,177 --> 00:05:24,147 - DAD: [grunting] [beating cowbell] 141 00:05:24,145 --> 00:05:26,615 - That's it! You are out of the band! 142 00:05:26,614 --> 00:05:30,044 - ALL: [gasping] - [echoing] Out of the band! 143 00:05:30,051 --> 00:05:32,181 - DAD: [sobbing] 144 00:05:32,187 --> 00:05:32,917 - What? 145 00:05:32,921 --> 00:05:35,621 - You literally just fired your own dad. 146 00:05:35,623 --> 00:05:38,993 - I'm not gonna let Captain Cowbell ruin my big chance. 147 00:05:38,993 --> 00:05:41,993 Now let's get back to work. We're gonna be here all day. 148 00:05:41,996 --> 00:05:43,996 So if you guys have plans, cancel them. 149 00:05:43,998 --> 00:05:45,968 If you've gotta pee, hold it. 150 00:05:45,967 --> 00:05:47,897 We really have to nail this! 151 00:05:47,902 --> 00:05:49,762 - What? No way! 152 00:05:49,771 --> 00:05:52,131 - ALL: [chattering] 153 00:05:52,140 --> 00:05:53,810 - You're all out of my band! 154 00:05:53,808 --> 00:05:56,578 - No, you're out of our band. 155 00:05:56,578 --> 00:05:59,718 'Cause we're gonna play without you and we're gonna have fun. 156 00:05:59,714 --> 00:06:03,544 - Yeah, and we'll pee whenever we want to. 157 00:06:03,551 --> 00:06:04,181 - Fine by me. 158 00:06:04,185 --> 00:06:05,585 You're all holding me back anyway. 159 00:06:05,587 --> 00:06:09,757 And when I'm on tour with Mick, don't call me for tickets! 160 00:06:09,758 --> 00:06:12,998 - [blows raspberry] - Ohhhh! 161 00:06:12,994 --> 00:06:15,464 Who needs them anyway? 162 00:06:15,463 --> 00:06:15,963 Not me. 163 00:06:15,964 --> 00:06:18,794 All I need is a new tune. [strums guitar] 164 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:23,670 ♪ They don't understand 165 00:06:23,671 --> 00:06:29,501 ♪ Girl's gotta have a band 166 00:06:29,511 --> 00:06:30,171 [sighs] 167 00:06:30,178 --> 00:06:33,148 ♪ Time for me to go solo 168 00:06:33,148 --> 00:06:35,548 ♪ You know what they say 169 00:06:35,550 --> 00:06:37,090 ♪ YOLO 170 00:06:37,085 --> 00:06:38,815 Aah! Come on, Luna. 171 00:06:38,820 --> 00:06:39,960 What are you thinking? 172 00:06:39,954 --> 00:06:40,954 This is for Mick. 173 00:06:40,955 --> 00:06:43,655 You just used the word "YOLO"! 174 00:06:43,658 --> 00:06:46,698 - [electric piano music] - Nah, too pop-y. 175 00:06:46,694 --> 00:06:50,664 [electric piano music] - Nah, too depressing. 176 00:06:50,665 --> 00:06:51,995 [electric piano music] 177 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,900 - Nah, too '90s! 178 00:06:53,902 --> 00:06:54,662 [screams] 179 00:06:54,669 --> 00:06:59,009 - [distant laughter] - [discordant music] 180 00:07:03,844 --> 00:07:04,944 - ♪ I stink 181 00:07:04,946 --> 00:07:07,846 ♪ And I can't write a single song ♪ 182 00:07:07,849 --> 00:07:11,819 ♪ Wow, there's a big crack in the ceiling ♪ 183 00:07:11,820 --> 00:07:15,730 Maybe I just need a change of scenery. 184 00:07:20,093 --> 00:07:23,023 - MAN: Aah! - Oh, sorry, dude. 185 00:07:23,031 --> 00:07:24,961 - [British accent] No worries. 186 00:07:24,966 --> 00:07:26,096 What are you writing? 187 00:07:26,100 --> 00:07:27,840 - It's supposed to be a song. 188 00:07:27,836 --> 00:07:29,306 But I'm wicked blocked. 189 00:07:29,304 --> 00:07:30,604 - Maybe I can help. 190 00:07:30,605 --> 00:07:32,875 I've dabbled in music myself. 191 00:07:32,874 --> 00:07:34,134 Have a seat. 192 00:07:34,142 --> 00:07:36,002 - You're gonna finish that, brah? 193 00:07:36,010 --> 00:07:37,150 - It's all yours. 194 00:07:37,145 --> 00:07:38,575 So, what's going on? 195 00:07:38,580 --> 00:07:40,980 - I really gotta kill it with this song. 196 00:07:40,982 --> 00:07:43,882 But everything I write is garbage. 197 00:07:43,885 --> 00:07:44,885 [chomping] 198 00:07:44,886 --> 00:07:47,856 I actually tried to rhyme with "YOLO." 199 00:07:47,856 --> 00:07:48,926 - Oh! 200 00:07:48,923 --> 00:07:50,623 - I know, right? 201 00:07:50,625 --> 00:07:51,895 You mind? 202 00:07:51,893 --> 00:07:54,593 - So, what's so important about this song? 203 00:07:54,596 --> 00:07:57,596 - I'm supposed to perform at the Family Fun Fair tonight, 204 00:07:57,599 --> 00:07:58,999 and Mick Swagger's gonna be there. 205 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,700 It's my only chance to impress him, 206 00:08:00,702 --> 00:08:02,332 so I've gotta be my very best. 207 00:08:02,337 --> 00:08:06,337 - Oh, wasn't it Mick Swagger who said "rock 'n roll 208 00:08:06,341 --> 00:08:10,001 isn't about being the best, it's about having fun"? 209 00:08:10,011 --> 00:08:11,001 - Yeah. 210 00:08:11,012 --> 00:08:14,212 - Well, when was the last time you had fun? 211 00:08:14,781 --> 00:08:18,211 - ALL: [laughing] - [howling] 212 00:08:22,356 --> 00:08:25,096 - Dude, I gotta go! 213 00:08:25,926 --> 00:08:29,226 - [sheep baaing] - KIDS: [laughing] 214 00:08:29,396 --> 00:08:32,796 - MOM: Oh, look at my little rock stars. 215 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:35,210 - My real genre is death metal. 216 00:08:35,203 --> 00:08:36,633 - MOM: So cute. 217 00:08:36,638 --> 00:08:37,768 - LUNA: Dudes! 218 00:08:37,772 --> 00:08:39,902 You got room for one more? 219 00:08:39,908 --> 00:08:41,748 - What about impressing Mick? 220 00:08:41,743 --> 00:08:43,873 We don't wanna "hold you back." 221 00:08:43,878 --> 00:08:46,148 - I'm sorry about all that stuff I said. 222 00:08:46,147 --> 00:08:48,847 I acted like a real bonehead today. 223 00:08:48,850 --> 00:08:50,750 I forgot the one rule of rock 'n roll. 224 00:08:50,752 --> 00:08:53,782 It doesn't matter if I don't play my best for Mick. 225 00:08:53,788 --> 00:08:55,128 All that matters is having fun. 226 00:08:55,123 --> 00:08:58,993 And the only time I have fun is doing it with you guys. 227 00:08:58,993 --> 00:09:00,793 So what do you say? 228 00:09:00,795 --> 00:09:03,925 Will you take me back? 229 00:09:03,932 --> 00:09:04,622 - Heck, yeah. 230 00:09:04,632 --> 00:09:06,662 It wouldn't be a family band without you. 231 00:09:06,668 --> 00:09:08,138 - Grab some sheet music. 232 00:09:08,136 --> 00:09:10,806 - [blows raspberry] - ALL: [laughing] 233 00:09:10,805 --> 00:09:13,375 - Wait. It's not a family band yet. 234 00:09:13,374 --> 00:09:14,204 Where's Dad? 235 00:09:14,208 --> 00:09:18,278 - The place he always goes when he's sad--the whirl-n-twirl. 236 00:09:18,279 --> 00:09:20,279 - DAD: [sobbing] - Dad, I'm sorry. 237 00:09:20,281 --> 00:09:23,281 - DAD: [sobbing] - Please come back to the band. 238 00:09:23,284 --> 00:09:26,214 - DAD: [sobbing] - It won't be fun-- 239 00:09:26,220 --> 00:09:27,960 - DAD: [sobbing] - --without you. 240 00:09:27,956 --> 00:09:30,086 - DAD: You mean it? - Yes! 241 00:09:30,091 --> 00:09:33,821 - DAD: Operator, stop this ride! - [bell rings] 242 00:09:33,828 --> 00:09:36,298 - [brakes screech] - DAD: [groans] 243 00:09:36,297 --> 00:09:39,237 Apology accepted! - [Velcro ripping] 244 00:09:39,233 --> 00:09:41,333 - Da, bom! Do-chickee-da-da-da! 245 00:09:41,336 --> 00:09:42,736 The bell is back! 246 00:09:42,737 --> 00:09:45,077 - Mom, we're gonna need you, too. 247 00:09:45,073 --> 00:09:47,703 - MOM: Oh, honey, I don't know how to play. 248 00:09:47,709 --> 00:09:49,849 - That's okay. Neither do we. 249 00:09:49,844 --> 00:09:52,214 - But we're gonna have fun. 250 00:09:52,213 --> 00:09:53,943 - [tambourine jingling] 251 00:09:53,948 --> 00:09:55,988 - MOM & DAD: [grunting] 252 00:09:55,984 --> 00:09:59,984 - Heaven help us-- it is contagious. 253 00:09:59,988 --> 00:10:03,428 - ♪ Plastic bag blowing through the gutter ♪ 254 00:10:03,424 --> 00:10:07,294 ♪ Lost and alone like toast without butter ♪ 255 00:10:07,295 --> 00:10:10,165 - Hey, guys, I'm a backup dancer. 256 00:10:10,164 --> 00:10:13,034 Aah! - Luna, take a solo! 257 00:10:13,034 --> 00:10:15,834 - Nah! This a family band, dude. 258 00:10:15,837 --> 00:10:20,137 - Yeah, but you're the only one who can actually play. 259 00:10:20,741 --> 00:10:24,071 - [guitar solo] - CROWD: [cheering] 260 00:10:24,078 --> 00:10:26,448 - Dad, cowbell solo. - Seriously? 261 00:10:26,447 --> 00:10:28,787 I knew this day would come. Okay, here we go. 262 00:10:28,783 --> 00:10:32,153 Boom-chicka-gah-de-gah! Chi-chi-chicka-dah-dah-dah! 263 00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:36,423 - CROWD: [cheering] 264 00:10:36,424 --> 00:10:38,894 [applauding] 265 00:10:38,893 --> 00:10:41,053 - That was so fun! - Hey, mate. 266 00:10:41,062 --> 00:10:44,422 You guys looked like you were having fun out there. 267 00:10:44,432 --> 00:10:45,432 - We were. 268 00:10:45,433 --> 00:10:47,293 - And you were brilliant. 269 00:10:47,301 --> 00:10:49,131 You've got real talent. 270 00:10:49,137 --> 00:10:49,767 - Thanks. 271 00:10:49,771 --> 00:10:52,031 And thanks for that little talk back at the restaurant. 272 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:53,280 You really helped straighten me out. 273 00:10:53,274 --> 00:10:56,774 I was being horrible to my family to impress a guy 274 00:10:56,778 --> 00:10:57,978 who didn't even show up. 275 00:10:57,979 --> 00:11:01,279 - Oh, I wouldn't say that. 276 00:11:01,282 --> 00:11:02,482 - Mm...Mm...Mm...Mm... 277 00:11:02,483 --> 00:11:04,783 - Hey, honey, got us funnel cakes. 278 00:11:04,786 --> 00:11:05,916 Who's this? 279 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:08,190 - The name's Mick Swagger, mate. 280 00:11:08,189 --> 00:11:09,929 And you were great, too. 281 00:11:09,924 --> 00:11:12,324 I love that passion on the cowbell. 282 00:11:12,326 --> 00:11:16,196 - [in unison] Mm...Mm... Mm...Mm...Mm...Mm... 283 00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:18,397 - Are you gonna finish those? 284 00:11:18,399 --> 00:11:19,469 Cheers, mate. 285 00:11:19,467 --> 00:11:22,307 - [in unison] Mm...Mm...Mm...Mm... 286 00:11:24,905 --> 00:11:32,345 - ♪