- ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles
♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪
♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪
- ♪ In the Loud house
♪ In the Loud house
- ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪
♪ Is how we show our love
- ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ One boy and ten girls
♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪
- ♪ Loud Loud Loud
♪ Loud house
- Poo-poo.
[poppy punk music]
♪
- Tomorrow is April Fools' Day.
Every year, my sister, Luan, creates a prank apocalypse,
and no one is spared. I present to you
Luan Loud's April Fools' highlight reel.
[poppy punk music]
- I'd say this prank's a little over your heads.
[laughing]
[chickens clucking]
Seems to be your clucky day.
[laughing]
♪
I guess that's a wrap.
[laughing]
Aww, look at the Loud family gettin' jiggly with it.
[laughing]
I shaved the best for last.
[laughing]
♪
- See what I mean?
Nobody's safe from that evil pranking genius.
But this year's gonna be different.
Luan is not gonna prank me,
because I've got an April Fool-proof plan.
You're not the only one who can make a pun, Luan!
- Bubble wrap me next!
- I need more armor. - Where's my helmet?
- Bobby, we have to cancel all our plans in April.
[indistinct talking]
Because Luan might shave my eyebrows off again,
and it takes a month for them to grow back.
- Come on, Lisa, let me hunker in your bunker.
- You should have been more prepared.
We've known this storm was coming for 364 days.
- Please, give me shelter.
- [whistling] - Arms up, Lincoln.
Your turn for bubble wrap.
- Not this year, Lola. I'm not getting pranked.
- It's never been done! - Are you crazy?
- Ladies, ladies. I've got a plan.
I'm simply going to lock myself in my room
until the day is over.
I've got snacks, video games, and a hose to pee in,
which I call the Tinkle Tube. Patent pending.
all: Ew! - Cool.
- It goes out the window.
The point is, I'll never have to leave my room,
so Luan will never get me.
[clanking]
[dramatic music]
- Ooh. It's Pranksmas Eve,
and I'm just bubbling with excitement.
[pops]
- I'm gonna need more bubble wrap.
And a fresh pair of undies.
- Thanks for the lumber, Lana. I'll return it on April 2nd.
- Mahogany was a good choice. That'll hold nicely.
[motor revving]
[nails snapping]
- Clyde, you wanna hang out tomorrow?
I built us a fortress with snacks, games,
and a Tinkle Tube. Patent pending.
- On Pranksgiving? No way.
Not after what happened last year.
[birds chirping]
[ominous music]
♪
[Luan laughing]
- Aah!
- But nothing's gonna happen this year.
I've got an April Fool-proof plan.
[cell phone chimes] Hang on, Clyde.
Ronnie Anne just texted me.
She says she's coming over tomorrow
with a present for me.
[gasps] She can't come over tomorrow.
She'll get nailed by Luan's pranks and then pulverize me.
- Just tell her to come over another day.
- I can't do that.
That would definitely get me pulverized.
- Then you got to get Luan to call off Prankapalooza.
Appeal to her humanity. Beg if you have to!
- Good idea.
Just as soon as I get the mahogany off my door.
[grunting] [wood creaking]
[suspenseful music]
Luan, you've got to call off Prankageddon. Please.
Ronnie Anne is coming over tomorrow,
and I can't let her get pranked. - Okay.
- Really? Wow, that was easier than I--
- April Fools' practice!
Lincoln, you know the April Fools' rules.
Anyone who sets foot on our property is fair game.
Speaking of which, is Clyde coming over?
'Cause I'd love to just say, "Hey."
[laughing]
[nails snapping]
- Clyde, pleading with Luan did not work.
She's an animal.
[animal screeching] What was that?
- Oh, that's Cleopawtra. She's been fiesty lately,
so we put her in the time-out crate.
- Time-out crate. That's it!
[grunting] Ugh, why did I choose mahogany?
[playful music]
Okay, we're all here? Good.
So, about Luan...
- Shh. She's got ears everywhere.
I saw this in a mob movie once.
She won't hear us over the noise.
- We all know tomorrow's going to be awful,
but it doesn't have to be.
If we combine forces, we can prevent Luan
from setting up any pranks in the first place.
- Uh, how exactly are we going to do that?
- Let me tell you my plan.
- Better make it snappy.
We're almost done with the spin cycle.
♪
- [snoring]
♪
- [imitating bird call]
♪
[struggling and commotion]
- Let me out of here!
- Okay.
- Really? Wow, that was easier than I--
- April Fools!
We aren't letting you out until April 2nd.
[all cheering]
- That was a crate plan, Lincoln.
[rimshot] [laughter]
- I've been crating for this moment all my life.
[rimshot] [laughter]
- Well, better crate than never.
[rimshot] [laughter]
- You're in a crate.
Get it?
- Maybe we should just go to bed.
♪
[screaming]
[dramatic music]
- We're doomed.
Luan escaped, and now she's gonna be mad!
- How could this have happened?
- She's a black magic woman, dude.
- I got to get my money back for these.
[splat]
all: [gasping]
- Peace out. I'll be in my bunker.
- Everyone else, to my room. We'll be safe there.
[suspenseful music]
- What's all this ruckus about?
- Luan's on the loose. Take cover!
- But we thought you locked her up.
- Plan B! Retreat! Retreat!
[cell phone chimes]
- Oh, no. Ronnie Anne's on her way?
Could this day get any worse?
♪
Well, that's my answer.
But on the plus side, that's one less prank
Ronnie Anne could suffer.
[ding] [gasps] That's it!
If I set off all the pranks in the house,
there won't be any left for her.
- Lincoln! It's not safe out there!
- Save yourselves. I got a job to do.
- Don't worry, Lincoln. I'll plan your funeral.
[nails snapping]
- I'll start by de-pranking the kitchen.
♪
"Kitchen this way"? [scoffs]
Does she think I'm dumb enough to fall for that?
♪
Well, here goes nothing.
[yelling] Ow.
♪
Ugh!
Aah! Ow.
Aah!
- I made that dish from scratch. [laughing]
♪
- Lisa Marie Loud, let us in.
- I'll need some assurances in return.
One: I will never again be punished
for the explosions in or around the house.
- Happy April Stools.
- Are those diapers? She wouldn't.
- Whatever you want. Just let us in!
- Sign here, here, and initial here.
♪
- Aah! Ha.
[beeping]
Uh-oh. [beeping quickens]
[coughing]
Aah!
Towel, towel, towel. Where's the towel?
Aah!
- Don't give up. No one likes a critter.
[laughing]
- I think if we ration the food, we should be okay.
- What does "ration" mean?
- Typical. Now someone has to go
into the kitchen for more supplies.
[all arguing]
- Let's draw straws.
- [sighs] I'll just go.
I know I'm gonna lose. I'm a terrible artist.
- Actually, that's not what--
- Good luck, Leni.
[nails snapping]
♪
- "Kitchen this way"?
Oh, thank you, sign.
♪
Thank you, sign.
- Okay, living room. So far, so good.
[alarm beeping]
I think this is how you kiss a girl.
- Don't hold back, Lincoln. Girls like a guy with passion.
[smooches] [balloon pops]
- I can't let Ronnie Anne see this.
I think this-- Aah, stop, stop.
Ugh. Ugh!
[peeling]
Ugh!
- Looks like spring is in the air.
[laughing]
♪
- Just got to finish the bedrooms.
[commotion] [grunting and yelling]
[breathing heavily]
- Lincoln. What's happening?
Lucy just invited me to your funeral.
- Ow. I've been setting off all the pranks in the house
so Ronnie Anne doesn't get hit.
I've gone through every room except Leni and Lori's.
[radio static] Clyde? Hello?
[doorbell ringing]
- I volunteer to clear Lori's room.
[commotion] [cat screeching]
It was worth it.
Lori's room smells like apple cinnamon.
- That might be this pie.
[sigh] Well, I think that's it.
The Loud house is prank-free.
[splat]
- [laughing]
I won! You thought you'd outsmart me,
but you got the worst pranking ever.
- You didn't really win, Luan.
I only set off the pranks
because Ronnie Anne was coming over.
- Yeah? Well, who do you think invited her over, genius?
I knew I had to lure you out of your room,
so I called Ronnie Anne and told her how much
you love April Fools' Day, and here she is
to deliver the final blow.
♪
[splat]
- Huh? Why'd you do that?
- You took all those pranks for me.
It's the least I could do.
Come on. Let's draw some eyebrows on you
and go get a milkshake.
♪
- That girl's a keeper.
♪
- I think it's over.
- Yes! - I can't believe we made it!
- Wait. Where's Leni?
- I have my suspicions.
- Okay, everybody in the van.
Let's find Leni, and then afterwards,
frozen yogurt to celebrate.
Ha-ha.
[all cheering]
[van doors closing]
[engine grinding]
[splat] all: Luan!
- Aww, the end of April Fools always makes me feel a little...
blue.
[laughing] Get it?
[poppy punk music]