1 00:00:07,228 --> 00:00:08,798 - ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 2 00:00:08,797 --> 00:00:10,397 ♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪ 3 00:00:10,399 --> 00:00:12,299 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 4 00:00:12,300 --> 00:00:13,470 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles 5 00:00:13,468 --> 00:00:15,068 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 6 00:00:15,070 --> 00:00:19,140 ♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪ 7 00:00:19,141 --> 00:00:20,171 - ♪ In the Loud house 8 00:00:20,175 --> 00:00:21,305 ♪ In the Loud house 9 00:00:21,309 --> 00:00:22,679 - ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪ 10 00:00:22,677 --> 00:00:24,077 ♪ Is how we show our love 11 00:00:24,079 --> 00:00:26,449 - ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪ 12 00:00:26,448 --> 00:00:27,678 - ♪ One boy and ten girls 13 00:00:27,682 --> 00:00:30,082 ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 14 00:00:30,085 --> 00:00:33,415 - ♪ Loud Loud Loud 15 00:00:33,422 --> 00:00:34,822 ♪ Loud house 16 00:00:34,823 --> 00:00:36,353 - Poo-poo. 17 00:00:38,225 --> 00:00:41,595 [exotic instrumental music] 18 00:00:41,596 --> 00:00:46,396 ♪ 19 00:00:46,401 --> 00:00:47,331 both: ♪ Oh... 20 00:00:47,335 --> 00:00:49,635 ♪ Mama's little baby loves short'nin', short'nin' ♪ 21 00:00:49,638 --> 00:00:52,578 ♪ Mama's little baby loves short'nin'... ♪ 22 00:00:52,574 --> 00:00:54,544 - ♪ Bread! 23 00:00:54,543 --> 00:00:56,443 - Very nice, Clyde. 24 00:00:56,445 --> 00:00:57,345 Clyde and I have a week 25 00:00:57,345 --> 00:00:59,545 to start a successful business for class, 26 00:00:59,548 --> 00:01:02,818 so we're gonna sell homemade chocolate pie! 27 00:01:02,818 --> 00:01:04,488 - We've never baked before, 28 00:01:04,486 --> 00:01:05,716 but how hard could it be? 29 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:07,660 Everybody loves chocolate pie. 30 00:01:07,656 --> 00:01:09,586 My nana says that if they don't, 31 00:01:09,591 --> 00:01:11,821 you can't trust them. 32 00:01:11,827 --> 00:01:12,897 - What? 33 00:01:12,894 --> 00:01:14,194 Empty wrappers. 34 00:01:14,196 --> 00:01:15,426 I should have known. 35 00:01:15,430 --> 00:01:16,330 - It wasn't me! 36 00:01:16,331 --> 00:01:18,261 I was with you the whole time. 37 00:01:18,266 --> 00:01:19,436 - I know, Clyde. 38 00:01:19,434 --> 00:01:20,364 It was my sisters. 39 00:01:20,368 --> 00:01:22,868 They're well-known chocoholics. 40 00:01:22,871 --> 00:01:24,331 - Mmm. - Mmm. 41 00:01:24,339 --> 00:01:25,179 [all sighing] 42 00:01:25,173 --> 00:01:26,533 both: Mmm. [baby giggles] 43 00:01:26,541 --> 00:01:28,201 - Well, what are we gonna do? 44 00:01:28,210 --> 00:01:30,880 I all ready rolled out 84 pie crusts! 45 00:01:30,879 --> 00:01:32,719 - We'll just replace the chocolate 46 00:01:32,714 --> 00:01:35,514 with something equally delicious. 47 00:01:35,517 --> 00:01:38,557 - Ugh! What the heck kind of pie is this? 48 00:01:38,553 --> 00:01:40,553 both: Salt and vinegar. 49 00:01:40,555 --> 00:01:42,225 - Gross! 50 00:01:43,357 --> 00:01:44,527 - I don't get it. 51 00:01:44,526 --> 00:01:46,756 It works on potato chips. 52 00:01:46,761 --> 00:01:47,791 - Any other ideas? 53 00:01:47,796 --> 00:01:48,866 - How about we sell hugs? 54 00:01:48,864 --> 00:01:51,794 My dads say I'm a excellent hugger. 55 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:52,800 - Aw, dang bird poop! 56 00:01:52,801 --> 00:01:56,531 Don't you featherbrains have somewhere else to hang out? 57 00:01:56,538 --> 00:01:58,308 - Clyde, that's it! 58 00:01:58,306 --> 00:01:59,206 - Bird poop? 59 00:01:59,207 --> 00:02:01,477 - We can sell birdhouses! 60 00:02:01,476 --> 00:02:03,206 - Oh! Great idea! 61 00:02:03,211 --> 00:02:03,841 But wait. 62 00:02:03,845 --> 00:02:05,875 We don't know anything about woodworking. 63 00:02:05,881 --> 00:02:07,811 - Eh, how hard could it be? 64 00:02:07,816 --> 00:02:10,246 [pounding and whirring] 65 00:02:10,252 --> 00:02:12,552 - I cant' believe I doubted us. 66 00:02:12,554 --> 00:02:14,414 - Ah! Our first resident! 67 00:02:14,422 --> 00:02:15,852 [bird chirps] 68 00:02:15,857 --> 00:02:17,687 [bird screams] 69 00:02:18,893 --> 00:02:20,693 [bird caws] 70 00:02:21,695 --> 00:02:23,395 - How about we sell smiles? 71 00:02:23,398 --> 00:02:27,768 My dads say I have a million-dollar smile. 72 00:02:27,769 --> 00:02:30,439 - Well... [door clicks and thuds] 73 00:02:30,438 --> 00:02:31,308 - $98, $99... 74 00:02:31,306 --> 00:02:34,506 - Whoa! Where'd you get all that money, Luan? 75 00:02:34,509 --> 00:02:36,949 - Did you sell laughter? 76 00:02:36,945 --> 00:02:37,675 - Ha! Laughter? 77 00:02:37,679 --> 00:02:40,349 It's my pleasure to give that away for free. 78 00:02:40,348 --> 00:02:42,388 This is from selling balloon animals. 79 00:02:42,384 --> 00:02:43,284 Observe. 80 00:02:43,285 --> 00:02:44,955 [whimsical piano music] 81 00:02:44,953 --> 00:02:45,953 [blows] 82 00:02:45,954 --> 00:02:46,984 ♪ 83 00:02:46,988 --> 00:02:47,858 A dog! 84 00:02:47,856 --> 00:02:49,486 Now, pick up the pace, Fido! 85 00:02:49,491 --> 00:02:51,821 It's the leash you can do! 86 00:02:51,826 --> 00:02:53,526 [laughing] 87 00:02:53,528 --> 00:02:54,568 No charge. 88 00:02:54,563 --> 00:02:56,923 both: We'll sell balloon animals! 89 00:02:56,932 --> 00:02:58,862 How hard could it be? 90 00:02:58,867 --> 00:02:59,967 [balloon pops] - Ah! 91 00:02:59,968 --> 00:03:01,538 - Lincoln! Look professional! 92 00:03:01,536 --> 00:03:02,866 We've got a customer! 93 00:03:02,871 --> 00:03:04,771 - Uh, I'll take the, uh, 94 00:03:04,773 --> 00:03:05,703 cheeseburger? 95 00:03:05,707 --> 00:03:07,737 - It's a bunny rabbit. 96 00:03:07,742 --> 00:03:08,702 - Even better! 97 00:03:08,710 --> 00:03:10,410 It's for a girl I like. 98 00:03:10,412 --> 00:03:11,512 - You know, Liam, 99 00:03:11,513 --> 00:03:12,513 if it's for a girl, 100 00:03:12,514 --> 00:03:13,874 you should get her chocolate. 101 00:03:13,882 --> 00:03:15,712 All my sisters love it. 102 00:03:15,717 --> 00:03:16,847 - Oh, cool! 103 00:03:16,851 --> 00:03:17,581 Thanks, Lincoln. 104 00:03:17,586 --> 00:03:20,486 - Lincoln, you just lost our only customer. 105 00:03:20,488 --> 00:03:21,728 - Relax, Clyde. 106 00:03:21,723 --> 00:03:22,653 With this sweet product, 107 00:03:22,657 --> 00:03:24,857 there's gonna be plenty more. 108 00:03:24,859 --> 00:03:25,859 [both snoring] 109 00:03:25,860 --> 00:03:27,600 - Hey, Lincoln! [balloons popping] 110 00:03:27,596 --> 00:03:28,726 - Ah, take cover! 111 00:03:28,730 --> 00:03:29,870 - She loved the chocolate! 112 00:03:29,864 --> 00:03:31,894 We have a date this Friday! 113 00:03:31,900 --> 00:03:32,800 - Oh, great! 114 00:03:32,801 --> 00:03:33,831 I guess with ten sisters, 115 00:03:33,835 --> 00:03:36,035 I've learned a few things about girls. 116 00:03:36,037 --> 00:03:37,807 - Oh, don't be so modest. 117 00:03:37,806 --> 00:03:41,036 You're like a girl guru. 118 00:03:41,042 --> 00:03:42,802 - Clyde, I think Liam-- 119 00:03:42,811 --> 00:03:46,871 I think Liam just gave us our next business idea. 120 00:03:46,881 --> 00:03:48,641 both: How hard could it be? 121 00:03:48,650 --> 00:03:51,720 - Step right up and ask the Girl Guru. 122 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:53,760 He's got the good on the gals, 123 00:03:53,755 --> 00:03:55,485 the facts on the females, 124 00:03:55,490 --> 00:03:57,890 the lowdown on the ladies. 125 00:03:57,892 --> 00:04:00,092 [exotic instrumental music] 126 00:04:00,095 --> 00:04:02,095 [all gasping] 127 00:04:02,097 --> 00:04:04,997 [all speaking at once] - Me! Me! 128 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,640 - Oh, Girl Guru, 129 00:04:06,635 --> 00:04:08,065 I'm hanging out with Jordan later, 130 00:04:08,069 --> 00:04:10,009 and I really want it to go well. 131 00:04:10,005 --> 00:04:11,705 What do girls think is fun? 132 00:04:11,706 --> 00:04:13,476 - Hmm. ♪ 133 00:04:13,475 --> 00:04:14,205 - Hey, Lincoln, 134 00:04:14,209 --> 00:04:17,949 what's more fun than a Canadian microwave? 135 00:04:17,946 --> 00:04:19,546 A Dutch oven! 136 00:04:19,547 --> 00:04:20,977 - [yells] [farting] 137 00:04:20,982 --> 00:04:23,412 - [laughing] - [grunting] 138 00:04:23,418 --> 00:04:24,718 ♪ 139 00:04:24,719 --> 00:04:27,089 Dutch ovens. - Really? 140 00:04:27,088 --> 00:04:29,528 - The Girl Guru has answered your question, 141 00:04:29,524 --> 00:04:30,424 and as you can see, 142 00:04:30,425 --> 00:04:32,825 many other boys await his wisdom. 143 00:04:32,827 --> 00:04:34,897 You do know what you're doing, right? 144 00:04:34,896 --> 00:04:38,996 - I don't know. Why don't you ask Liam? 145 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,800 - [smooches] - Hee-hee! 146 00:04:40,802 --> 00:04:42,832 - And that's why you're wearing the robe 147 00:04:42,837 --> 00:04:45,377 and I'm wearing the fanny pack. 148 00:04:45,373 --> 00:04:46,103 Who's next? 149 00:04:46,107 --> 00:04:49,807 - How do I get a girl to fall for me? 150 00:04:49,811 --> 00:04:51,541 - Omm... ♪ 151 00:04:51,546 --> 00:04:54,146 - "And so the young knight returned Princess Taylor 152 00:04:54,149 --> 00:04:57,049 "to her tower five minutes before curfew, 153 00:04:57,052 --> 00:04:58,412 "and no one was punished, 154 00:04:58,420 --> 00:05:00,990 "and everything worked out great. 155 00:05:00,989 --> 00:05:02,059 The end." 156 00:05:02,057 --> 00:05:03,087 Good night, sweetie. 157 00:05:03,091 --> 00:05:05,891 - Hey, where do you think you're going? 158 00:05:05,894 --> 00:05:08,924 More knight and horsey stories! 159 00:05:08,930 --> 00:05:09,630 ♪ 160 00:05:09,631 --> 00:05:13,131 - You're going to need a stallion and a suit of armor. 161 00:05:13,134 --> 00:05:15,064 - Oh, thank you, Girl Guru. 162 00:05:15,070 --> 00:05:17,170 Thank you. Thank you. 163 00:05:17,172 --> 00:05:18,802 - Oh, Girl Guru, 164 00:05:18,807 --> 00:05:19,677 I like this girl, 165 00:05:19,674 --> 00:05:21,904 but she doesn't think I'm good enough for her. 166 00:05:21,910 --> 00:05:24,010 How do I change her mind? 167 00:05:24,012 --> 00:05:24,872 ♪ 168 00:05:24,879 --> 00:05:27,979 - Dylan Cornheiser tried to hold my hand at recess. 169 00:05:27,982 --> 00:05:30,142 I told him, "Learn basic chemistry, 170 00:05:30,151 --> 00:05:32,711 and then we'll talk". 171 00:05:32,721 --> 00:05:33,581 ♪ 172 00:05:33,588 --> 00:05:35,888 - Simple. Learn basic chemistry. 173 00:05:35,890 --> 00:05:38,530 - Oh, man, I stink at chemistry. 174 00:05:38,526 --> 00:05:39,526 What about kickball? 175 00:05:39,527 --> 00:05:41,897 - The Girl Guru has spoken. 176 00:05:41,896 --> 00:05:44,066 - Nothing makes my sister Lana happier 177 00:05:44,065 --> 00:05:45,595 than a frog in her pants. 178 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:46,800 Take her to a funeral. 179 00:05:46,801 --> 00:05:49,161 My sister Lucy swears by it. 180 00:05:49,170 --> 00:05:49,910 Roses are fine, 181 00:05:49,904 --> 00:05:53,104 but squirting flowers will really make her day. 182 00:05:53,108 --> 00:05:55,108 - "Squirting flowers... 183 00:05:55,110 --> 00:05:57,650 make...her...day." 184 00:05:57,645 --> 00:05:58,815 Thanks, Loud. 185 00:05:58,813 --> 00:06:00,013 See you in gym. 186 00:06:00,014 --> 00:06:01,444 [bell rings] 187 00:06:01,449 --> 00:06:03,549 - Clyde, our business is killing it! 188 00:06:03,551 --> 00:06:05,851 I think we're looking at an "A." 189 00:06:05,854 --> 00:06:09,554 Worst-case scenario, "A" minus. 190 00:06:09,557 --> 00:06:10,357 - Tell me about it. 191 00:06:10,358 --> 00:06:12,098 I had to triple up on fanny packs 192 00:06:12,093 --> 00:06:13,653 just to hold all the money we made. 193 00:06:13,661 --> 00:06:15,491 [fart] - [screams] 194 00:06:15,497 --> 00:06:17,067 [coughing] 195 00:06:17,065 --> 00:06:17,695 You jerk! 196 00:06:17,699 --> 00:06:20,699 - But the Girl Guru said you'd love a Dutch oven. 197 00:06:20,702 --> 00:06:23,802 - Maybe you'd love an American wedgie! 198 00:06:23,805 --> 00:06:24,905 - [screaming] 199 00:06:24,906 --> 00:06:30,046 - Well, you can't expect advice to work 100% of the time. 200 00:06:30,044 --> 00:06:31,814 [frog croaking] - Ew, ew, ew, ew! 201 00:06:31,813 --> 00:06:33,513 Gross! Get it off! 202 00:06:33,515 --> 00:06:35,115 - But the Girl Guru said-- 203 00:06:35,116 --> 00:06:36,846 - Get him, girls! 204 00:06:36,851 --> 00:06:37,681 [all growling] 205 00:06:37,685 --> 00:06:40,155 - Get him! [all yelling] 206 00:06:40,155 --> 00:06:41,555 - That is not on us. 207 00:06:41,556 --> 00:06:42,626 He must have picked a bad frog. 208 00:06:42,624 --> 00:06:46,624 - Let's just get back to class before they come back. 209 00:06:46,628 --> 00:06:47,498 - Hey, Mollie, 210 00:06:47,495 --> 00:06:48,995 you want to go on a date with me? 211 00:06:48,997 --> 00:06:49,997 - Um, yeah. - Great! 212 00:06:49,998 --> 00:06:53,238 I'm gonna need you to wear this. 213 00:06:53,234 --> 00:06:54,164 Ah, there's the hearse. 214 00:06:54,169 --> 00:06:56,939 We're going to a funeral. How strong are you? 215 00:06:56,938 --> 00:06:59,608 They might need an extra pallbearer. 216 00:06:59,607 --> 00:07:00,277 - Ew! Yuck! 217 00:07:00,275 --> 00:07:04,205 Get away from me, you morbid weirdo! 218 00:07:04,212 --> 00:07:05,642 [both gulp] 219 00:07:05,647 --> 00:07:07,647 - This is for you, Agnes. 220 00:07:07,649 --> 00:07:10,749 - Daisies are my favorite! 221 00:07:10,752 --> 00:07:12,282 Ah! You yokel! 222 00:07:12,287 --> 00:07:13,787 I just had my hair done. 223 00:07:13,788 --> 00:07:17,128 - But, Agnes, the Girl Guru said-- 224 00:07:17,125 --> 00:07:21,255 Hope you boys like push-ups! 225 00:07:21,262 --> 00:07:22,092 - Uh, Mrs. Johnson, 226 00:07:22,096 --> 00:07:23,826 can I have the boys' bathroom pass? 227 00:07:23,832 --> 00:07:25,932 - And I'll take the girls'. 228 00:07:25,934 --> 00:07:27,734 - [yelling] [explosion booms] 229 00:07:27,735 --> 00:07:29,005 - I was just trying to impress you 230 00:07:29,003 --> 00:07:30,703 with my basic chemistry skills. 231 00:07:30,705 --> 00:07:33,305 - You burnt my braids, you doofus! 232 00:07:33,308 --> 00:07:35,678 - He told me to do it! 233 00:07:35,677 --> 00:07:36,207 - What? 234 00:07:36,211 --> 00:07:37,801 [both laughing nervously] 235 00:07:37,812 --> 00:07:40,872 - Lincoln, I'm starting to lose feeling in my toes. 236 00:07:40,882 --> 00:07:42,042 I think it's a panic attack. 237 00:07:42,050 --> 00:07:45,220 - It's okay. Just breathe into your paper bag. 238 00:07:45,220 --> 00:07:46,760 - [gasps] 239 00:07:46,754 --> 00:07:48,624 Mmm. Oops. [chuckles] 240 00:07:48,623 --> 00:07:51,123 Wrong bag. That was my lunch. 241 00:07:51,125 --> 00:07:52,055 [inhales sharply] 242 00:07:52,060 --> 00:07:53,930 [inhaling and exhaling sharply] 243 00:07:53,928 --> 00:07:55,298 [horse neighs] 244 00:07:55,296 --> 00:07:57,126 - Whoa, White Lightning, stop! 245 00:07:57,131 --> 00:08:00,891 Sadie, do you want to go to the movies? 246 00:08:00,902 --> 00:08:03,002 - [screams] [horse neighs] 247 00:08:03,004 --> 00:08:05,934 - Let me have the bag. [breathing heavily] 248 00:08:05,940 --> 00:08:08,210 - Lincoln, we got to get out of here. 249 00:08:08,209 --> 00:08:10,909 - The next time I see that Girl Guru, 250 00:08:10,912 --> 00:08:12,672 I'll totally destroy him! 251 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:15,750 - Yeah, and his weird little friend too. 252 00:08:15,750 --> 00:08:19,090 [quirky percussive music] 253 00:08:19,087 --> 00:08:23,087 ♪ 254 00:08:23,091 --> 00:08:24,891 [all groan] 255 00:08:26,894 --> 00:08:27,794 - Um, excuse me. 256 00:08:27,795 --> 00:08:30,065 That goes in the recycling. 257 00:08:30,064 --> 00:08:31,164 - Clyde! Keep it down! 258 00:08:31,165 --> 00:08:33,795 - Hey! It's them! 259 00:08:33,801 --> 00:08:35,331 [both scream] 260 00:08:35,336 --> 00:08:36,866 [all shouting indistinctly] 261 00:08:36,871 --> 00:08:39,231 - Stop! - Give them their money back. 262 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:40,210 That'll stop them. 263 00:08:40,208 --> 00:08:43,108 - Here! Take it, you wild animals! 264 00:08:43,111 --> 00:08:45,041 [all yelling] 265 00:08:45,046 --> 00:08:46,676 - Huh, didn't stop them. 266 00:08:46,681 --> 00:08:49,281 - I know what to do. 267 00:08:49,284 --> 00:08:50,814 Free hugs! 268 00:08:50,818 --> 00:08:52,318 [all yelling] 269 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:53,660 Uh, on second thought, 270 00:08:53,655 --> 00:08:56,185 there may not be enough of me to go around. 271 00:08:56,190 --> 00:08:59,060 [all yelling] 272 00:09:00,861 --> 00:09:02,121 [banging] 273 00:09:02,130 --> 00:09:04,770 [both panting] 274 00:09:05,666 --> 00:09:08,866 - Oh, boy. What did you two do now? 275 00:09:08,870 --> 00:09:10,840 - L-L-L-Lori? 276 00:09:10,838 --> 00:09:13,978 [breathing sharply] 277 00:09:13,975 --> 00:09:15,875 [moaning] 278 00:09:15,877 --> 00:09:18,747 - Uh, you wouldn't be interested. 279 00:09:18,746 --> 00:09:20,776 - Oh, we're interested. 280 00:09:20,782 --> 00:09:21,342 Spill! 281 00:09:21,349 --> 00:09:24,959 - Well, Clyde and I had to start a business for school, 282 00:09:24,953 --> 00:09:27,053 so we kind of, uh, 283 00:09:27,055 --> 00:09:30,825 charged boys for my advice about girls. 284 00:09:30,825 --> 00:09:34,025 [all laughing] 285 00:09:34,028 --> 00:09:37,228 - Go ahead; get it out of your systems. 286 00:09:37,231 --> 00:09:39,261 [all laughing] 287 00:09:39,267 --> 00:09:40,797 Are you done now? 288 00:09:40,802 --> 00:09:42,332 - Uh...no. 289 00:09:42,337 --> 00:09:46,037 [all laughing] 290 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:48,240 Lincoln, what do you know about girls? 291 00:09:48,242 --> 00:09:52,212 - Well, I just thought that since I had ten sisters-- 292 00:09:52,213 --> 00:09:53,113 - What's true for us 293 00:09:53,114 --> 00:09:54,944 isn't gonna be true for every girl. 294 00:09:54,949 --> 00:09:56,419 We're not all the same. 295 00:09:56,417 --> 00:09:57,847 - I'm not like Lana! 296 00:09:57,852 --> 00:10:00,682 - And thank goodness for that. 297 00:10:00,688 --> 00:10:02,258 - Oh, man, you're right. 298 00:10:02,256 --> 00:10:03,126 What have I done? 299 00:10:03,124 --> 00:10:04,284 I've doled out terrible advice, 300 00:10:04,292 --> 00:10:06,792 and now everybody at school hates us. 301 00:10:06,794 --> 00:10:08,394 How am I going to fix this? 302 00:10:08,396 --> 00:10:10,326 - Uh, we better figure something out. 303 00:10:10,331 --> 00:10:12,691 I'm running out of paper bags. 304 00:10:12,700 --> 00:10:13,900 - A kitchen full of pie? 305 00:10:13,901 --> 00:10:16,931 I guess it's ole Dad's lucky day! 306 00:10:16,938 --> 00:10:18,168 [laughs and gulps] 307 00:10:18,172 --> 00:10:19,302 [stomach grumbles] Ooh, bad! 308 00:10:19,307 --> 00:10:22,177 - We went a little overboard on the salt. 309 00:10:22,176 --> 00:10:23,076 - I'll say. 310 00:10:23,077 --> 00:10:26,277 It's an assault on my senses. 311 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:27,450 - [laughing] 312 00:10:27,448 --> 00:10:28,488 Good one, Dad. 313 00:10:28,483 --> 00:10:29,413 - Ah, sorry, Lincoln. 314 00:10:29,417 --> 00:10:32,187 We're just gonna have to toss the whole batch. 315 00:10:32,186 --> 00:10:33,016 - Toss them? 316 00:10:33,021 --> 00:10:34,311 That's a great idea, dad. 317 00:10:34,322 --> 00:10:36,722 Clyde, we're back in business. 318 00:10:36,724 --> 00:10:39,394 How hard can it be to start a business? 319 00:10:39,394 --> 00:10:40,294 Pretty hard, actually. 320 00:10:40,294 --> 00:10:43,264 The key is to find something you're really good at, 321 00:10:43,264 --> 00:10:46,334 and it turns out for me that thing is... 322 00:10:46,334 --> 00:10:48,864 taking a pie in the face. 323 00:10:48,870 --> 00:10:49,810 - Step right up 324 00:10:49,804 --> 00:10:52,804 and get your revenge on the Girl Guru. 325 00:10:52,807 --> 00:10:54,137 $2.00 a pie. 326 00:10:54,142 --> 00:10:56,002 [all speaking at once] 327 00:10:56,010 --> 00:10:57,050 - Great job, boys! 328 00:10:57,045 --> 00:10:59,475 This is a fantastic business idea! 329 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:01,450 - Thanks, Mrs. Johnson. 330 00:11:01,449 --> 00:11:04,449 - One pie, please. 331 00:11:04,452 --> 00:11:06,752 - And two for me. 332 00:11:06,754 --> 00:11:08,854 - You know, we're running a special. 333 00:11:08,856 --> 00:11:11,356 Buy four and get the fifth free! 334 00:11:11,359 --> 00:11:12,299 - Ah, even better. 335 00:11:12,293 --> 00:11:13,953 Heck, I'll take them all! 336 00:11:13,961 --> 00:11:15,061 [cackling] - Clyde! 337 00:11:15,063 --> 00:11:17,293 - Business is business, Lincoln. 338 00:11:17,298 --> 00:11:19,798 Let 'er rip! 339 00:11:19,801 --> 00:11:22,401 - [gulps] [pies splatting] 340 00:11:24,371 --> 00:11:27,601 [upbeat rock music]