1 00:00:07,228 --> 00:00:08,598 - ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 2 00:00:08,597 --> 00:00:10,127 ♪ Dodging girls like ping pong balls ♪ 3 00:00:10,132 --> 00:00:12,192 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 4 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:13,470 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles 5 00:00:13,468 --> 00:00:14,668 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 6 00:00:14,669 --> 00:00:18,609 ♪ Guy's gotta do what he can to survive ♪ 7 00:00:18,607 --> 00:00:21,377 ♪ In the Loud House, in the Loud House ♪ 8 00:00:21,376 --> 00:00:22,676 ♪ Duck, dodge, push and shove ♪ 9 00:00:22,677 --> 00:00:23,777 ♪ This is how we show our love ♪ 10 00:00:23,779 --> 00:00:26,749 ♪ In the Loud House, in the Loud House ♪ 11 00:00:26,748 --> 00:00:27,678 ♪ One boy and ten girls 12 00:00:27,682 --> 00:00:30,412 ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 13 00:00:30,419 --> 00:00:33,459 ♪ Loud! Loud! Loud! 14 00:00:33,455 --> 00:00:36,225 ♪ Loud House! - Boo boo. 15 00:00:38,659 --> 00:00:46,439 - ♪ 16 00:00:46,435 --> 00:00:47,695 - [ship's horn blasting] 17 00:00:47,702 --> 00:00:50,232 - MALE TV ANNOUNCER: Will our captivating captain 18 00:00:50,238 --> 00:00:51,238 find her first mate, 19 00:00:51,239 --> 00:00:53,179 or will it be man overboard? 20 00:00:53,175 --> 00:00:57,475 Find out tonight as we set sail for love 21 00:00:57,479 --> 00:00:59,219 on "The Dream Boat." 22 00:00:59,214 --> 00:01:00,144 - [ship's horn blasting] 23 00:01:00,148 --> 00:01:03,148 - Eeeee! Karen should totes pick Bronson. 24 00:01:03,151 --> 00:01:05,681 He's so gorge, I can't even... 25 00:01:05,687 --> 00:01:07,617 - No way, dude. What about Brock? 26 00:01:07,622 --> 00:01:09,582 He wrote her that sweet jam. 27 00:01:09,591 --> 00:01:11,591 - [accordion music] 28 00:01:11,593 --> 00:01:14,353 - I like Bram. - [birds cawing] 29 00:01:14,362 --> 00:01:16,792 - Ew, he gives me the creeps. 30 00:01:16,798 --> 00:01:17,798 - Exactly. 31 00:01:17,799 --> 00:01:20,299 - I like Bryant. [sniffing] 32 00:01:20,302 --> 00:01:21,602 He's so romantic. 33 00:01:21,603 --> 00:01:24,263 - Karen, I'll be your North Star, 34 00:01:24,272 --> 00:01:27,202 'cause no matter where this journey takes you, 35 00:01:27,209 --> 00:01:31,479 I'll always be there to guide you home. 36 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:33,720 - North Star? Ach, poppycock. 37 00:01:33,715 --> 00:01:36,715 Tree moss is a far more reliable means of navigation-- 38 00:01:36,718 --> 00:01:40,488 given that it only grows on the north side of trees. 39 00:01:40,489 --> 00:01:41,759 - SISTERS: [groaning] 40 00:01:41,756 --> 00:01:42,426 - I like Blaine. 41 00:01:42,424 --> 00:01:44,754 I bet he can bench 300 pounds, 42 00:01:44,759 --> 00:01:46,629 maybe 320 with his bod. 43 00:01:46,628 --> 00:01:50,198 - Blaine? But he wore flip-flops to their first date. 44 00:01:50,198 --> 00:01:51,638 I mean, I can't even... 45 00:01:51,633 --> 00:01:54,533 - SISTERS: [chattering] 46 00:01:54,536 --> 00:01:57,366 - Lincoln, it's so much fun watching this show with you. 47 00:01:57,372 --> 00:02:00,272 You're like literally one of the girls. 48 00:02:00,275 --> 00:02:01,505 - [gasps] One of the girls?! 49 00:02:01,510 --> 00:02:05,980 - This mud mask is both cleansing and invigorating. 50 00:02:05,981 --> 00:02:07,771 - Oh, my pores are tingling. 51 00:02:07,782 --> 00:02:11,382 - Thanks, Lincoln. I always mess up my right hand. 52 00:02:11,386 --> 00:02:14,856 - Hey! Someone put her dirty old dress in the wash 53 00:02:14,856 --> 00:02:19,826 with all my pageant gowns! [roaring] 54 00:02:19,828 --> 00:02:21,368 [bonks head] 55 00:02:21,363 --> 00:02:23,923 Oh, I can't rip you apart, if you're already dead! 56 00:02:23,932 --> 00:02:27,362 - Back two over one. - You got it, bro. 57 00:02:27,369 --> 00:02:31,279 These accessories will make our outfits rockin'. 58 00:02:31,273 --> 00:02:31,903 - R-R-R-Rockin'! 59 00:02:31,907 --> 00:02:34,477 - Lincoln, how's that hem coming? 60 00:02:34,476 --> 00:02:35,076 - Almost done. 61 00:02:35,076 --> 00:02:39,016 - Thanks. I can wear this poncho for all five seasons. 62 00:02:39,014 --> 00:02:42,414 - Yikes! Is spending all my time around girls 63 00:02:42,417 --> 00:02:43,817 turning me into one? 64 00:02:43,818 --> 00:02:45,888 Nah, I'm sure I'll turn out fine. 65 00:02:45,887 --> 00:02:46,787 - DAD: What did I miss? 66 00:02:46,788 --> 00:02:48,788 Did Blaine finally put on some loafers? 67 00:02:48,790 --> 00:02:51,660 - This show's lame. Let's watch guy stuff. 68 00:02:51,660 --> 00:02:52,430 - SISTERS: Hey! 69 00:02:52,427 --> 00:02:54,667 - MALE TV ANNOUNCER: A lifetime in the extreme wilderness 70 00:02:54,663 --> 00:02:58,563 has made Rip Hardcore as tough as a two-dollar steak. 71 00:02:58,567 --> 00:03:00,637 - Now this is my kind of show. 72 00:03:00,635 --> 00:03:03,405 - [scoffs] Since when? - DAD: Oh, no, turn it back! 73 00:03:03,405 --> 00:03:04,935 We're gonna miss the anchor ceremony! 74 00:03:04,940 --> 00:03:07,380 - [punching, smacking] - It's mine! Gimme it! 75 00:03:07,375 --> 00:03:08,545 - Let me get this straight. 76 00:03:08,543 --> 00:03:10,843 You think living with the girls has made you unmanly, 77 00:03:10,845 --> 00:03:14,045 so, we're spending a weekend in the extreme wilderness 78 00:03:14,049 --> 00:03:16,349 so, we can turn into steaks? 79 00:03:16,351 --> 00:03:17,341 - Uh, close enough. 80 00:03:17,352 --> 00:03:19,782 Now, are you ready to get extreme? 81 00:03:19,788 --> 00:03:21,388 - You know it! - [chests thudding] 82 00:03:21,389 --> 00:03:25,699 - Wait, I promised my dads I'd stay in their sightline. 83 00:03:27,294 --> 00:03:29,594 It's supposed to be a really nice B&B. 84 00:03:29,598 --> 00:03:31,968 - Clyde, how are we supposed to toughen up 85 00:03:31,967 --> 00:03:33,797 with your dads watching over us? 86 00:03:33,802 --> 00:03:35,432 - They were willing to bring us 87 00:03:35,437 --> 00:03:38,507 some of their complementary welcome scones. 88 00:03:39,506 --> 00:03:41,346 - Now this spot looks perfect. 89 00:03:41,343 --> 00:03:45,773 - But the sign says no camping here, extreme danger. 90 00:03:45,780 --> 00:03:47,750 - Exactly--extreme. 91 00:03:47,749 --> 00:03:51,589 Our first order of business--securing shelter. 92 00:03:51,586 --> 00:03:54,626 - My dads used this tent on a safari last year. 93 00:03:54,623 --> 00:03:55,953 It has its own verandah. 94 00:03:55,957 --> 00:03:58,957 - Tough guys don't sleep on verandahs, Clyde. 95 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:01,330 They build their own shelter. 96 00:04:01,329 --> 00:04:03,869 - What a beaut. 97 00:04:04,498 --> 00:04:06,468 - All in a manly day's work. 98 00:04:06,468 --> 00:04:09,008 Now how about we rustle up some grub? 99 00:04:09,004 --> 00:04:11,504 - Great. My dad made my favorite-- 100 00:04:11,506 --> 00:04:12,436 Swiss chard frittata. 101 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:16,480 - Forget the frittata, Clyde. Tough guys eat beans. 102 00:04:16,478 --> 00:04:20,748 - Were you thinking chili or more of a cassoulet? 103 00:04:20,749 --> 00:04:24,759 - Mm! Mm! Mm! Good stuff, right? 104 00:04:24,753 --> 00:04:26,483 - Very...tasty. 105 00:04:26,488 --> 00:04:28,758 - I think I'll save the rest for later. 106 00:04:28,757 --> 00:04:31,457 - Yeah, for breakfast-- or never. 107 00:04:31,459 --> 00:04:33,599 - Well, we're burnin' daylight here. 108 00:04:33,595 --> 00:04:35,825 Better get started on our campfire. 109 00:04:35,830 --> 00:04:36,570 - Way ahead of you. 110 00:04:36,564 --> 00:04:39,734 This baby's got LED lights, silk flames, 111 00:04:39,734 --> 00:04:41,934 and a realistic crackling sound. 112 00:04:41,936 --> 00:04:43,706 - [flames crackling] 113 00:04:43,705 --> 00:04:44,635 - [crackling stops] 114 00:04:44,639 --> 00:04:47,539 - Clyde, tough guys make real fires. 115 00:04:47,542 --> 00:04:49,902 [smacking stones] 116 00:04:49,911 --> 00:04:52,111 [blowing air] 117 00:04:54,114 --> 00:04:54,714 - [thuds] 118 00:04:54,716 --> 00:04:59,456 - [shivering] R-R-Really tough guys don't even need fires. 119 00:04:59,454 --> 00:05:00,954 They brave the elements. 120 00:05:00,955 --> 00:05:04,725 - [farts] Sorry. Musta been the beans. 121 00:05:04,726 --> 00:05:06,956 Or the loss of feeling below my waist. 122 00:05:06,961 --> 00:05:08,961 - No need to apologize, Clyde. 123 00:05:08,963 --> 00:05:10,923 Tough guys let it all out. 124 00:05:10,932 --> 00:05:11,832 [huge fart] 125 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:13,693 - [laughs] Well, in that case... 126 00:05:13,702 --> 00:05:16,402 - [huge belch] - [huge belch] 127 00:05:16,404 --> 00:05:17,204 [laughing] - [farting] 128 00:05:17,205 --> 00:05:19,835 - BOTH: [belching, farting, laughing] 129 00:05:19,841 --> 00:05:21,941 - [bird screeches] 130 00:05:23,444 --> 00:05:25,944 - [owl hoots] 131 00:05:25,947 --> 00:05:26,577 - [yawning] 132 00:05:26,581 --> 00:05:30,541 All this extreme ruggedness has worn me out. 133 00:05:30,552 --> 00:05:32,452 What level of firmness do you want? 134 00:05:32,454 --> 00:05:36,454 - We don't need that. The ground will be our mattress. 135 00:05:36,458 --> 00:05:39,158 - Oh, so extra firm. 136 00:05:44,565 --> 00:05:46,935 - We're tough guys, not animals. 137 00:05:46,935 --> 00:05:48,805 I'm really glad we did this, Clyde. 138 00:05:48,803 --> 00:05:51,103 Out here in the woods, away from all the girls, 139 00:05:51,106 --> 00:05:53,906 I'm starting to feel like a real man. 140 00:05:53,908 --> 00:05:56,048 - Me, too. [farts] 141 00:05:56,044 --> 00:05:56,704 [laughing] 142 00:05:56,711 --> 00:05:59,611 Oh, I think I just found a way to stay warm. 143 00:05:59,614 --> 00:06:02,014 [farts] - [sniffing] 144 00:06:02,016 --> 00:06:04,756 - [birds chirping] - [loon calling] 145 00:06:04,753 --> 00:06:05,483 - [yawning] 146 00:06:05,487 --> 00:06:07,917 Ah, nothing like waking up and-- 147 00:06:07,922 --> 00:06:09,952 - Water! We're in the water! 148 00:06:09,958 --> 00:06:13,158 - Ah! How did this happen? 149 00:06:13,161 --> 00:06:16,091 - [waves splashing] 150 00:06:17,998 --> 00:06:19,468 - [waterfall thundering] 151 00:06:19,467 --> 00:06:21,767 - BOTH: [scream] Paddle! 152 00:06:21,770 --> 00:06:23,770 - Hey, isn't that our shelter? 153 00:06:23,772 --> 00:06:25,632 - LINCOLN: It's making a dam. 154 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:27,580 - BOTH: Yeah! - We're saved. 155 00:06:27,575 --> 00:06:30,745 And all because we built our own shelter, 156 00:06:30,745 --> 00:06:34,885 like the tough-- - BOTH: [screaming] 157 00:06:34,883 --> 00:06:36,813 - Lincoln? Are you okay? 158 00:06:36,818 --> 00:06:40,658 - I'm fine. I landed on a really soft rock. 159 00:06:40,655 --> 00:06:42,155 - [moose bellowing, snorting] 160 00:06:42,157 --> 00:06:43,927 - Not a rock! Moose! [screaming] 161 00:06:43,925 --> 00:06:46,625 - [moose bellowing] - [screams] 162 00:06:50,197 --> 00:06:50,927 - [sniffing] 163 00:06:50,932 --> 00:06:54,062 - Ha! Nothing two tough guys like us can't handle. 164 00:06:54,068 --> 00:06:55,108 Right, Clyde? 165 00:06:55,103 --> 00:06:56,963 - [moose thudding tree] - Whoa! 166 00:06:56,971 --> 00:06:58,031 - [thudding tree] 167 00:06:58,039 --> 00:07:00,179 - BOTH: [screaming] 168 00:07:00,175 --> 00:07:02,775 - Oh! Clyde, are you okay? 169 00:07:02,777 --> 00:07:05,617 - I'm fine. I landed on a really soft rock. 170 00:07:05,613 --> 00:07:09,513 - [bees buzzing] - Not a rock. A beehive! 171 00:07:09,517 --> 00:07:10,947 [screaming] 172 00:07:10,952 --> 00:07:12,082 - LINCOLN: [screaming] 173 00:07:12,086 --> 00:07:16,586 This is still nothing tough guys like us can't handle. 174 00:07:16,824 --> 00:07:19,954 At least it's not raining. - [thunder crashing] 175 00:07:19,961 --> 00:07:22,021 - Is that all you've got? 176 00:07:22,030 --> 00:07:25,540 - [mud sloshing] - BOTH: [screaming] 177 00:07:25,533 --> 00:07:28,063 [panting] 178 00:07:28,069 --> 00:07:30,109 - Lincoln, I know this probably sounds lame 179 00:07:30,104 --> 00:07:34,634 to a tough guy like you, but I'm hungry, and wet, 180 00:07:34,642 --> 00:07:35,902 and cold, and I kinda wish 181 00:07:35,910 --> 00:07:38,110 I was with my dads at the B&B, 182 00:07:38,112 --> 00:07:40,072 eating welcome scones. 183 00:07:40,081 --> 00:07:41,611 - So do I. [sighing] 184 00:07:41,616 --> 00:07:43,746 I was kidding myself, Clyde. 185 00:07:43,751 --> 00:07:44,641 I'm no tough guy. 186 00:07:44,652 --> 00:07:47,582 After all those years around all those women, 187 00:07:47,589 --> 00:07:49,229 it's too late for me. 188 00:07:49,224 --> 00:07:50,084 Now, if you don't mind, 189 00:07:50,091 --> 00:07:53,921 I'm gonna lie down on this nice soft rock. 190 00:07:53,928 --> 00:07:58,098 - [growling] - Not a rock! Bear! 191 00:07:58,099 --> 00:08:00,099 - [roaring] - BOTH: [screaming] 192 00:08:00,101 --> 00:08:03,101 - Clyde, quick, play dead. 193 00:08:03,104 --> 00:08:04,874 - [sniffing] 194 00:08:04,873 --> 00:08:06,573 [bonks head] 195 00:08:06,574 --> 00:08:08,704 [feet padding] 196 00:08:08,710 --> 00:08:10,750 - Lincoln, that was amazing. 197 00:08:10,745 --> 00:08:13,615 How did you know to play dead? 198 00:08:13,615 --> 00:08:14,615 - [bonks head] 199 00:08:14,616 --> 00:08:17,716 Oh, I can't rip you apart, if you're ready dead! 200 00:08:17,719 --> 00:08:19,889 - BOTH: [panting] 201 00:08:19,888 --> 00:08:21,658 - It's something I learned from Lucy. 202 00:08:21,656 --> 00:08:24,896 - D-D-Does she know anything about k-k-keeping warm? 203 00:08:24,893 --> 00:08:26,753 - No, but Leni does. 204 00:08:26,761 --> 00:08:30,021 - I can wear this poncho for all five seasons. 205 00:08:30,031 --> 00:08:33,061 The key is the faux fur lining. 206 00:08:34,034 --> 00:08:36,104 - Wow, it is so toasty. 207 00:08:36,104 --> 00:08:38,164 - The key is the birch bark lining. 208 00:08:38,172 --> 00:08:42,172 Now, come on, Clyde, we're goin' home. 209 00:08:42,910 --> 00:08:44,310 - Which way? 210 00:08:44,312 --> 00:08:46,842 - Why, it's just... 211 00:08:48,715 --> 00:08:50,385 This way! 212 00:08:50,884 --> 00:08:54,984 Lisa said that moss only grows on the north side of trees. 213 00:08:54,989 --> 00:08:58,399 - My dads are staying at the North Valley B&B. 214 00:08:58,393 --> 00:09:01,793 Follow that moss! 215 00:09:02,229 --> 00:09:04,939 - [shoes "screeching"] 216 00:09:04,933 --> 00:09:06,963 - How do we get up there? 217 00:09:06,968 --> 00:09:08,238 - You got it, bro. 218 00:09:08,236 --> 00:09:11,336 These accessories will make our outfits rockin'. 219 00:09:11,339 --> 00:09:12,279 - R-R-R-Rockin'! 220 00:09:12,273 --> 00:09:13,973 - And if you braid the strands real tight, 221 00:09:13,975 --> 00:09:17,675 they're strong enough to use as rope, right, Chuck? 222 00:09:17,679 --> 00:09:18,879 - Right as rain, luv. 223 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:22,350 We're gonna need a bigger window, though. 224 00:09:22,350 --> 00:09:25,790 - Back two over one. 225 00:09:25,787 --> 00:09:26,957 That'll hold. 226 00:09:26,955 --> 00:09:29,325 - This is great, Lincoln. 227 00:09:29,324 --> 00:09:31,424 What'd you make this rope out of? 228 00:09:31,426 --> 00:09:33,956 - This should help the poison ivy. 229 00:09:33,962 --> 00:09:36,692 Oh, my pores are tingling. 230 00:09:36,698 --> 00:09:39,338 - It also soothes sunburn, poison ivy, 231 00:09:39,334 --> 00:09:41,804 and mild to moderate acne. 232 00:09:41,803 --> 00:09:43,763 - ♪ 233 00:09:43,771 --> 00:09:46,971 - [shoes "screech"] - [loud smack] 234 00:09:46,975 --> 00:09:47,875 - [straining] 235 00:09:47,875 --> 00:09:50,305 - How are we gonna move this bad boy? 236 00:09:50,311 --> 00:09:52,971 - [straining] 237 00:09:52,981 --> 00:09:55,181 - Step aside. I got this. 238 00:09:55,183 --> 00:09:56,013 [spits] 239 00:09:56,017 --> 00:09:59,017 You've gotta lift with your legs, not your back. 240 00:09:59,020 --> 00:10:00,960 You see? [grunting] 241 00:10:01,955 --> 00:10:04,725 [grunts] - [rock thuds] 242 00:10:04,726 --> 00:10:07,396 - ♪ 243 00:10:07,395 --> 00:10:10,025 - [log creaking] - Whoa! [gasping] 244 00:10:12,833 --> 00:10:14,393 - How do you balance in those? 245 00:10:14,402 --> 00:10:18,102 - Eyes forward, chin up, tushy clenched. 246 00:10:18,106 --> 00:10:21,276 - ♪ 247 00:10:21,275 --> 00:10:25,915 - Good tip, Lincoln. It really works. 248 00:10:27,381 --> 00:10:30,911 - I don't think you have to do the wave. 249 00:10:31,818 --> 00:10:33,388 - Voilà! 250 00:10:33,388 --> 00:10:37,888 - ♪ 251 00:10:37,892 --> 00:10:40,952 - Clyde, we did it! We made it back! 252 00:10:40,962 --> 00:10:42,762 [sighing] 253 00:10:42,764 --> 00:10:43,364 - I'm pooped. 254 00:10:43,364 --> 00:10:45,494 I'm just gonna sit down and wait for my dads 255 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:48,970 on this nice soft rock. 256 00:10:49,836 --> 00:10:50,806 - BOTH: [screaming] 257 00:10:50,805 --> 00:10:53,475 - Oh, this one's really just a rock. 258 00:10:54,107 --> 00:10:56,147 - I thought spending so much time around my sisters 259 00:10:56,144 --> 00:11:00,444 was a problem, when actually it's just the opposite. 260 00:11:00,448 --> 00:11:01,788 If it wasn't for them, 261 00:11:01,783 --> 00:11:03,443 I'd probably be a moose meal by now, 262 00:11:03,451 --> 00:11:05,151 and now that I don't have to worry about 263 00:11:05,153 --> 00:11:08,183 what's manly or girly or any of that junk, 264 00:11:08,189 --> 00:11:11,059 I can go back to enjoying this. 265 00:11:11,059 --> 00:11:13,329 Who wants strawberry muffins? 266 00:11:13,327 --> 00:11:15,467 - DAD & SISTERS: I do! I do! 267 00:11:15,463 --> 00:11:17,963 [chomping] 268 00:11:17,965 --> 00:11:21,535 - Oh, Blaine, please tell me you're not wearing clogs. 269 00:11:24,905 --> 00:11:33,115 - ♪