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- ♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪
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♪ Dodging girls
like ping pong balls ♪
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♪ Just to reach
the bathroom on time ♪
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♪ Leaping over laundry piles
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♪ Diapers you can
smell for miles ♪
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♪ Guy's gotta do
what he can to survive ♪
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♪ In the Loud House,
in the Loud House ♪
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♪ Duck, dodge,
push and shove ♪
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♪ This is how
we show our love ♪
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♪ In the Loud House,
in the Loud House ♪
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♪ One boy and ten girls
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♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪
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♪ Loud! Loud! Loud!
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♪ Loud House!
- Boo boo.
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- ♪
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- [ship's horn blasting]
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- MALE TV ANNOUNCER:
Will our captivating captain
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find her first mate,
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or will it be man overboard?
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Find out tonight
as we set sail for love
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on "The Dream Boat."
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- [ship's horn blasting]
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- Eeeee! Karen should
totes pick Bronson.
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He's so gorge,
I can't even...
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- No way, dude.
What about Brock?
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He wrote her
that sweet jam.
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- [accordion music]
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- I like Bram.
- [birds cawing]
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- Ew, he gives
me the creeps.
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- Exactly.
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- I like Bryant.
[sniffing]
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He's so romantic.
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- Karen, I'll be
your North Star,
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'cause no matter where
this journey takes you,
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I'll always be there
to guide you home.
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- North Star? Ach, poppycock.
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Tree moss is a far more reliable
means of navigation--
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given that it only grows on
the north side of trees.
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- SISTERS:
[groaning]
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- I like Blaine.
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I bet he can bench
300 pounds,
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maybe 320 with his bod.
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- Blaine? But he wore flip-flops
to their first date.
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I mean, I can't even...
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- SISTERS: [chattering]
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- Lincoln, it's so much fun
watching this show with you.
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You're like literally
one of the girls.
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- [gasps]
One of the girls?!
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- This mud mask is both
cleansing and invigorating.
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- Oh, my pores are tingling.
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- Thanks, Lincoln.
I always mess up my right hand.
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- Hey! Someone put her dirty
old dress in the wash
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with all my pageant gowns!
[roaring]
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[bonks head]
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Oh, I can't rip you apart,
if you're already dead!
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- Back two over one.
- You got it, bro.
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These accessories will make
our outfits rockin'.
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- R-R-R-Rockin'!
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- Lincoln,
how's that hem coming?
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- Almost done.
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- Thanks. I can wear this
poncho for all five seasons.
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- Yikes! Is spending all
my time around girls
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turning me into one?
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Nah, I'm sure I'll
turn out fine.
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- DAD: What did I miss?
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Did Blaine finally
put on some loafers?
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- This show's lame.
Let's watch guy stuff.
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- SISTERS: Hey!
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- MALE TV ANNOUNCER: A lifetime
in the extreme wilderness
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has made Rip Hardcore as tough
as a two-dollar steak.
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- Now this is
my kind of show.
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- [scoffs] Since when?
- DAD: Oh, no, turn it back!
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We're gonna miss
the anchor ceremony!
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- [punching, smacking]
- It's mine! Gimme it!
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- Let me get this straight.
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You think living with the girls
has made you unmanly,
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so, we're spending a weekend
in the extreme wilderness
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so, we can turn into steaks?
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- Uh, close enough.
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Now, are you ready
to get extreme?
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- You know it!
- [chests thudding]
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- Wait, I promised my dads
I'd stay in their sightline.
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It's supposed to be
a really nice B&B.
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- Clyde, how are
we supposed to toughen up
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with your dads
watching over us?
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- They were willing
to bring us
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some of their complementary
welcome scones.
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- Now this spot looks perfect.
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- But the sign says no camping
here, extreme danger.
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- Exactly--extreme.
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Our first order of
business--securing shelter.
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- My dads used this tent
on a safari last year.
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It has its own verandah.
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- Tough guys don't
sleep on verandahs, Clyde.
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They build their own shelter.
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- What a beaut.
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- All in a manly day's work.
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Now how about we rustle
up some grub?
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- Great. My dad made
my favorite--
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Swiss chard frittata.
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- Forget the frittata, Clyde.
Tough guys eat beans.
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- Were you thinking chili
or more of a cassoulet?
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- Mm! Mm! Mm!
Good stuff, right?
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- Very...tasty.
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- I think I'll save
the rest for later.
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- Yeah, for breakfast--
or never.
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- Well, we're burnin'
daylight here.
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Better get started
on our campfire.
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- Way ahead of you.
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This baby's got
LED lights, silk flames,
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and a realistic
crackling sound.
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- [flames crackling]
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- [crackling stops]
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- Clyde, tough guys
make real fires.
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[smacking stones]
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[blowing air]
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- [thuds]
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- [shivering] R-R-Really tough
guys don't even need fires.
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They brave the elements.
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- [farts]
Sorry. Musta been the beans.
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Or the loss of feeling
below my waist.
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- No need to
apologize, Clyde.
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Tough guys let it all out.
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[huge fart]
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- [laughs]
Well, in that case...
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- [huge belch]
- [huge belch]
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[laughing]
- [farting]
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- BOTH: [belching,
farting, laughing]
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- [bird screeches]
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- [owl hoots]
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- [yawning]
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All this extreme ruggedness
has worn me out.
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What level of firmness
do you want?
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- We don't need that.
The ground will be our mattress.
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- Oh, so extra firm.
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- We're tough guys,
not animals.
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I'm really glad
we did this, Clyde.
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Out here in the woods,
away from all the girls,
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I'm starting to feel
like a real man.
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- Me, too.
[farts]
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[laughing]
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Oh, I think I just
found a way to stay warm.
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[farts]
- [sniffing]
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- [birds chirping]
- [loon calling]
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- [yawning]
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Ah, nothing like
waking up and--
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- Water!
We're in the water!
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- Ah! How did this happen?
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- [waves splashing]
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- [waterfall thundering]
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- BOTH: [scream]
Paddle!
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- Hey, isn't that
our shelter?
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- LINCOLN:
It's making a dam.
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- BOTH: Yeah!
- We're saved.
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And all because
we built our own shelter,
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like the tough--
- BOTH: [screaming]
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- Lincoln? Are you okay?
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- I'm fine. I landed
on a really soft rock.
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- [moose bellowing,
snorting]
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- Not a rock! Moose!
[screaming]
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- [moose bellowing]
- [screams]
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- [sniffing]
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- Ha! Nothing two tough
guys like us can't handle.
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Right, Clyde?
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- [moose thudding tree]
- Whoa!
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- [thudding tree]
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- BOTH:
[screaming]
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- Oh! Clyde, are you okay?
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- I'm fine. I landed
on a really soft rock.
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- [bees buzzing]
- Not a rock. A beehive!
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[screaming]
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- LINCOLN:
[screaming]
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This is still nothing tough
guys like us can't handle.
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At least it's not raining.
- [thunder crashing]
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- Is that all you've got?
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- [mud sloshing]
- BOTH: [screaming]
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[panting]
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- Lincoln, I know this
probably sounds lame
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to a tough guy like you,
but I'm hungry, and wet,
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and cold, and I kinda wish
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I was with my dads
at the B&B,
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eating welcome scones.
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- So do I.
[sighing]
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I was kidding
myself, Clyde.
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I'm no tough guy.
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After all those years
around all those women,
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it's too late for me.
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Now, if you don't mind,
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I'm gonna lie down on
this nice soft rock.
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- [growling]
- Not a rock! Bear!
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- [roaring]
- BOTH: [screaming]
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- Clyde, quick, play dead.
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- [sniffing]
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[bonks head]
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[feet padding]
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- Lincoln, that was amazing.
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How did you know
to play dead?
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- [bonks head]
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Oh, I can't rip you apart,
if you're ready dead!
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- BOTH: [panting]
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- It's something
I learned from Lucy.
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- D-D-Does she know anything
about k-k-keeping warm?
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- No, but Leni does.
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- I can wear this poncho
for all five seasons.
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The key is the faux
fur lining.
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- Wow, it is so toasty.
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- The key is
the birch bark lining.
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Now, come on, Clyde,
we're goin' home.
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- Which way?
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- Why, it's just...
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This way!
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Lisa said that moss only grows
on the north side of trees.
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- My dads are staying at
the North Valley B&B.
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Follow that moss!
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- [shoes "screeching"]
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- How do we get up there?
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- You got it, bro.
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These accessories will
make our outfits rockin'.
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- R-R-R-Rockin'!
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- And if you braid
the strands real tight,
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they're strong enough to
use as rope, right, Chuck?
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- Right as rain, luv.
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We're gonna need a bigger
window, though.
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- Back two over one.
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That'll hold.
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- This is great, Lincoln.
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What'd you make
this rope out of?
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- This should help
the poison ivy.
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Oh, my pores are tingling.
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- It also soothes sunburn,
poison ivy,
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and mild to moderate acne.
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- ♪
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- [shoes "screech"]
- [loud smack]
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- [straining]
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- How are we gonna
move this bad boy?
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- [straining]
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- Step aside. I got this.
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[spits]
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You've gotta lift with
your legs, not your back.
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You see?
[grunting]
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[grunts]
- [rock thuds]
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- ♪
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- [log creaking]
- Whoa! [gasping]
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- How do you
balance in those?
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- Eyes forward, chin up,
tushy clenched.
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- ♪
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- Good tip, Lincoln.
It really works.
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- I don't think you
have to do the wave.
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- Voilà!
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- ♪
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- Clyde, we did it!
We made it back!
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[sighing]
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- I'm pooped.
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00:10:43,364 --> 00:10:45,494
I'm just gonna sit down
and wait for my dads
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on this nice soft rock.
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- BOTH:
[screaming]
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- Oh, this one's
really just a rock.
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- I thought spending so much
time around my sisters
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was a problem, when actually
it's just the opposite.
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If it wasn't for them,
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I'd probably be
a moose meal by now,
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and now that I don't
have to worry about
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what's manly or girly
or any of that junk,
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I can go back
to enjoying this.
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Who wants
strawberry muffins?
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- DAD & SISTERS:
I do! I do!
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[chomping]
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- Oh, Blaine, please tell
me you're not wearing clogs.
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- ♪