1 00:00:07,261 --> 00:00:08,821 - ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 2 00:00:08,830 --> 00:00:10,430 ♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪ 3 00:00:10,432 --> 00:00:12,292 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 4 00:00:12,300 --> 00:00:13,470 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles 5 00:00:13,468 --> 00:00:15,068 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 6 00:00:15,070 --> 00:00:19,180 ♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪ 7 00:00:19,174 --> 00:00:20,204 - ♪ In the Loud house 8 00:00:20,208 --> 00:00:21,348 ♪ In the Loud house 9 00:00:21,343 --> 00:00:22,703 - ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪ 10 00:00:22,711 --> 00:00:24,101 ♪ Is how we show our love 11 00:00:24,112 --> 00:00:26,472 - ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪ 12 00:00:26,481 --> 00:00:27,711 - ♪ One boy and ten girls 13 00:00:27,716 --> 00:00:30,116 ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 14 00:00:30,118 --> 00:00:33,458 - ♪ Loud Loud Loud 15 00:00:33,455 --> 00:00:35,155 ♪ Loud house 16 00:00:35,157 --> 00:00:36,487 - Poo-poo. 17 00:00:38,292 --> 00:00:41,622 [rousing orchestral music] 18 00:00:41,630 --> 00:00:46,500 ♪ 19 00:00:46,501 --> 00:00:48,901 - [grunting] 20 00:00:51,439 --> 00:00:52,839 - Lincoln, why don't you go outside? 21 00:00:52,841 --> 00:00:56,341 It's not healthy to sit around playing video games all day. 22 00:00:56,344 --> 00:00:59,174 - Actually, Mom, some studies show-- 23 00:00:59,181 --> 00:01:00,241 - Out. 24 00:01:00,248 --> 00:01:00,948 - Right. 25 00:01:00,949 --> 00:01:03,519 [birds chirping] 26 00:01:03,518 --> 00:01:05,488 - [grunts] 27 00:01:05,487 --> 00:01:06,787 - That's not what I meant. 28 00:01:06,788 --> 00:01:12,928 You need to get some exercise, and I have just the thing. 29 00:01:14,295 --> 00:01:17,495 - [panting] Good workout, huh, son? 30 00:01:17,499 --> 00:01:19,239 - Feeling the burn, Dad. 31 00:01:19,234 --> 00:01:22,834 - Last one to the food court buys the soft pretzels! 32 00:01:22,838 --> 00:01:23,808 - [gasps] 33 00:01:23,805 --> 00:01:26,675 [video games chime and buzz] 34 00:01:29,210 --> 00:01:31,250 - A-hem. 35 00:01:31,246 --> 00:01:32,476 - Oh. Hey, Dad. 36 00:01:32,481 --> 00:01:35,811 Guess I'm paying for the pretzels. 37 00:01:36,750 --> 00:01:38,890 - [panting] See? 38 00:01:38,887 --> 00:01:41,627 Exercise can be fun! Whee! 39 00:01:41,623 --> 00:01:45,423 - I read you loud and clear, Mom. 40 00:01:48,796 --> 00:01:53,436 - Lincoln! I see I'm going to have to take other measures. 41 00:01:53,435 --> 00:01:55,465 - What kind of measures? 42 00:01:55,470 --> 00:01:56,840 [whistle blowing] 43 00:01:56,838 --> 00:01:57,538 Football? 44 00:01:57,539 --> 00:02:01,249 Come on, Mom. You know sports aren't my thing. 45 00:02:01,243 --> 00:02:04,573 [rousing orchestral music] 46 00:02:04,579 --> 00:02:10,889 ♪ 47 00:02:10,886 --> 00:02:11,486 Ow! 48 00:02:11,486 --> 00:02:14,456 - Ugh, I know, honey, but you left me no choice. 49 00:02:14,456 --> 00:02:18,426 One way or another, you have to get some exercise. 50 00:02:18,426 --> 00:02:19,096 - Mom, wait! 51 00:02:19,094 --> 00:02:24,024 Look, I'm exercising right now. Ow, ow, Charley horse. 52 00:02:24,032 --> 00:02:25,292 - [sighs] 53 00:02:25,300 --> 00:02:26,970 - Clearly I cannot play football. 54 00:02:26,968 --> 00:02:30,308 Fortunately, in a big family there's always someone 55 00:02:30,305 --> 00:02:31,705 who can help you out of a jam. 56 00:02:31,706 --> 00:02:34,306 - An injury to get out of sports? 57 00:02:34,309 --> 00:02:36,279 That can be arranged. 58 00:02:36,278 --> 00:02:37,508 - Just not the face. 59 00:02:37,512 --> 00:02:39,842 - We'll see. 60 00:02:40,648 --> 00:02:42,518 - Go easy, okay? 61 00:02:42,517 --> 00:02:43,787 - We'll see. 62 00:02:43,785 --> 00:02:44,985 [engine whirs] 63 00:02:44,986 --> 00:02:48,656 [tires squeal] 64 00:02:48,657 --> 00:02:49,387 [crash] 65 00:02:49,391 --> 00:02:50,281 [horn blares, groaning] 66 00:02:50,292 --> 00:02:54,592 You want an injury? I'll give you one! 67 00:02:55,296 --> 00:02:58,396 - Ow, ow, Charley horse. 68 00:02:58,400 --> 00:02:59,040 [grunting] 69 00:02:59,034 --> 00:03:01,464 - Oh, we're wrestling? Cool. 70 00:03:01,469 --> 00:03:02,139 [blows whistle] 71 00:03:02,137 --> 00:03:04,507 Lola, that's unnecessary roughness. 72 00:03:04,506 --> 00:03:05,406 - Well, he deserves it. 73 00:03:05,407 --> 00:03:07,907 I was trying to help him get out of playing football, 74 00:03:07,909 --> 00:03:09,749 and he made me total my car! 75 00:03:09,744 --> 00:03:12,974 And I just put in the cupcake air freshener! 76 00:03:12,981 --> 00:03:14,641 - Wait. Get out of playing football? 77 00:03:14,649 --> 00:03:17,089 Why would you wanna do that? Football rules. 78 00:03:17,085 --> 00:03:20,485 - Maybe for you. I don't even know how to play. 79 00:03:20,488 --> 00:03:22,858 Plus, I'm gonna get my butt kicked. 80 00:03:22,857 --> 00:03:23,887 - You got that right. 81 00:03:23,892 --> 00:03:26,352 - That's enough. Hit the showers. 82 00:03:26,361 --> 00:03:26,891 [groaning] 83 00:03:26,895 --> 00:03:29,665 - You forget that you've got a secret weapon: Me. 84 00:03:29,664 --> 00:03:33,434 I'll teach you everything you need to know about football. 85 00:03:33,435 --> 00:03:33,965 - Um... 86 00:03:33,969 --> 00:03:36,739 - Good. Now drop and give me 20. 87 00:03:36,738 --> 00:03:39,538 - I've only got a five. 88 00:03:39,541 --> 00:03:42,701 [exciting music] 89 00:03:42,711 --> 00:03:51,041 ♪ 90 00:03:53,087 --> 00:03:55,057 [retching] 91 00:03:55,056 --> 00:03:59,626 ♪ 92 00:03:59,628 --> 00:04:00,928 Oh. 93 00:04:00,929 --> 00:04:04,899 ♪ 94 00:04:04,899 --> 00:04:07,639 - [panting] 95 00:04:07,636 --> 00:04:09,736 [horn honking] 96 00:04:09,738 --> 00:04:11,638 ♪ 97 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:15,080 ["Peanuts"-style music] 98 00:04:15,076 --> 00:04:17,706 - [yelling] 99 00:04:17,712 --> 00:04:19,412 ♪ 100 00:04:19,414 --> 00:04:20,874 - Hike! 101 00:04:23,450 --> 00:04:25,760 [kids laughing] 102 00:04:25,754 --> 00:04:27,814 - If you clowns are done, we need the field. 103 00:04:27,822 --> 00:04:30,752 We gotta practice for junior football league. 104 00:04:30,759 --> 00:04:34,399 - You guys are playing junior football too? 105 00:04:34,396 --> 00:04:35,426 What team are you on? 106 00:04:35,430 --> 00:04:38,140 - The Hazeltuckey Hockers! 107 00:04:38,133 --> 00:04:42,133 - What team are you on? - The Royal Woods Roosters. 108 00:04:42,137 --> 00:04:43,067 both: Cock-a-doodle-do! 109 00:04:43,071 --> 00:04:48,641 - Nice cheer. When we play you, you're cock-a-doodle-doomed! 110 00:04:48,643 --> 00:04:52,673 - Yeah. I'm gonna pluck me a few feathers. 111 00:04:52,681 --> 00:04:53,911 [laughing] 112 00:04:53,915 --> 00:04:56,085 - You chumps are lucky I'm not playing, 113 00:04:56,084 --> 00:04:58,154 'cause I'd whoop all your butts! 114 00:04:58,153 --> 00:05:00,983 - Sure you would, ponytail. 115 00:05:00,989 --> 00:05:01,859 [both laughing] 116 00:05:01,856 --> 00:05:03,786 - Lynn. That's a brilliant idea. 117 00:05:03,792 --> 00:05:06,922 You could pretend to be me, and play in my place. 118 00:05:06,928 --> 00:05:07,698 - Yeah, right. 119 00:05:07,696 --> 00:05:11,096 - Why not? There's no girls' league around here, right? 120 00:05:11,099 --> 00:05:13,069 This would give you a chance to play, 121 00:05:13,068 --> 00:05:15,468 and me a chance to live out my full life. 122 00:05:15,470 --> 00:05:18,110 - Hmm, I could use another sport right now. 123 00:05:18,106 --> 00:05:19,106 I've only got four. 124 00:05:19,107 --> 00:05:21,877 - So what do you say? Cock-a-doodle-do? 125 00:05:21,876 --> 00:05:25,216 [rousing orchestral music] 126 00:05:25,213 --> 00:05:33,753 ♪ 127 00:05:58,479 --> 00:06:00,649 I can't believe we pulled this off. 128 00:06:00,648 --> 00:06:03,088 Only one more game to go. 129 00:06:03,917 --> 00:06:07,017 - [sighing] I'm gonna miss this. 130 00:06:07,021 --> 00:06:09,551 - I'm not gonna miss that. 131 00:06:10,724 --> 00:06:14,254 - So you thought you could get away with this, huh? 132 00:06:14,262 --> 00:06:15,022 - But I, uh-- 133 00:06:15,029 --> 00:06:20,069 - Not telling your family you're a big football star! 134 00:06:20,068 --> 00:06:21,138 "Crowds Love Loud." 135 00:06:21,136 --> 00:06:24,566 Haven't seen that headline since my break-dancing days. 136 00:06:24,572 --> 00:06:25,902 We're so proud of you, son! 137 00:06:25,907 --> 00:06:28,177 We're all gonna be at your game tomorrow. 138 00:06:28,176 --> 00:06:28,946 - All of you? 139 00:06:28,943 --> 00:06:31,043 - You betcha! And if you need some new moves 140 00:06:31,045 --> 00:06:33,245 for your touchdown dance... 141 00:06:33,248 --> 00:06:34,718 [scatting] 142 00:06:34,716 --> 00:06:37,546 ♪ I'm on fire, on fire, on fire ♪ 143 00:06:37,552 --> 00:06:39,912 [scatting] 144 00:06:40,287 --> 00:06:41,087 - [whistling] 145 00:06:41,089 --> 00:06:44,929 - Lynn, you were just supposed to play, not become a big star. 146 00:06:44,926 --> 00:06:47,596 - Sorry, Linc. I only know how to give 110%. 147 00:06:47,595 --> 00:06:51,265 - Well, now we got a problem, because I'm so good, 148 00:06:51,266 --> 00:06:54,766 the whole family wants to watch me play tomorrow. 149 00:06:54,769 --> 00:06:56,639 - Don't worry, we fooled everyone all season. 150 00:06:56,638 --> 00:07:00,208 There's no reason we can't do it for one more game. 151 00:07:00,208 --> 00:07:03,748 [rousing orchestral music] 152 00:07:03,745 --> 00:07:07,845 ♪ 153 00:07:07,849 --> 00:07:11,789 - I literally don't see Lincoln anywhere. 154 00:07:11,786 --> 00:07:13,556 [screams] - Hey, guys. 155 00:07:13,555 --> 00:07:16,955 - [gasps] There's my little football star! 156 00:07:16,958 --> 00:07:19,128 - Lincoln! Sign my hat! 157 00:07:19,127 --> 00:07:22,927 - [nervous chuckle] Saving it for the game. 158 00:07:22,931 --> 00:07:27,631 - Number one, Lincoln Loud! - That's me! 159 00:07:27,635 --> 00:07:30,165 - I think we're gonna pull this off. 160 00:07:30,171 --> 00:07:30,761 Ugh. 161 00:07:30,772 --> 00:07:33,202 - [babbles] - Shh! 162 00:07:33,208 --> 00:07:33,938 - [laughs] 163 00:07:33,942 --> 00:07:36,242 - All right, let's beat these chumps. 164 00:07:36,244 --> 00:07:38,874 - Ladies and gentlemen, as a special treat, 165 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:42,120 Luna Loud will be performing the National Anthem. 166 00:07:42,116 --> 00:07:44,786 Please remove all hats and helmets. 167 00:07:44,786 --> 00:07:47,016 ["The Star-Spangled Banner" begins] 168 00:07:47,021 --> 00:07:48,981 - Uh, I gotta pee. 169 00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:57,300 ♪ 170 00:07:58,832 --> 00:08:02,062 - Let's play ball, dudes! 171 00:08:02,070 --> 00:08:04,340 - Loud, where are you going? 172 00:08:04,339 --> 00:08:06,879 - Bathroom. - Again? 173 00:08:09,276 --> 00:08:11,946 - Hey, aren't you that twerp from the park? 174 00:08:11,946 --> 00:08:16,786 We're gonna knock you on your tail feathers. 175 00:08:16,784 --> 00:08:18,284 - [growls] 176 00:08:18,286 --> 00:08:19,386 [whistle blows] 177 00:08:19,387 --> 00:08:22,957 [rousing orchestral music] 178 00:08:22,957 --> 00:08:24,757 - Touchdown, Roosters! 179 00:08:24,759 --> 00:08:26,159 [crowd cheering] 180 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:29,400 - [scatting] 181 00:08:29,397 --> 00:08:32,737 [whistle blowing] - Tackle made by Loud. 182 00:08:32,734 --> 00:08:33,864 [crowd cheering] 183 00:08:33,868 --> 00:08:36,208 Ball carried by Loud. 184 00:08:36,204 --> 00:08:37,204 [crowd cheering] 185 00:08:37,205 --> 00:08:39,705 Touchdown, Lincoln Loud! 186 00:08:39,707 --> 00:08:42,177 [crowd cheering] - Ha. 187 00:08:42,176 --> 00:08:43,706 Ow! 188 00:08:43,711 --> 00:08:44,771 - Half time! 189 00:08:44,779 --> 00:08:45,719 - Hey, Loud, over here. 190 00:08:45,713 --> 00:08:49,843 They wanna interview you for TV. Take off your helmet. 191 00:08:49,851 --> 00:08:51,011 - I-I gotta... 192 00:08:51,019 --> 00:08:54,289 - Let me guess. Go to the bathroom. 193 00:08:54,855 --> 00:08:58,225 You guys want an action shot of me and my whistle? 194 00:08:58,226 --> 00:08:59,996 [blowing whistle] 195 00:09:03,330 --> 00:09:05,240 - That last play was sensational. 196 00:09:05,233 --> 00:09:06,963 What can you tell us about it? 197 00:09:06,968 --> 00:09:07,798 - That last play? 198 00:09:07,802 --> 00:09:11,732 Uh, the thing is... that was in the past, 199 00:09:11,739 --> 00:09:13,179 and I'm all about the future. 200 00:09:13,174 --> 00:09:16,704 Now if you'll excuse me, I have to pee. 201 00:09:16,910 --> 00:09:19,680 - Guys, how about this one? 202 00:09:19,681 --> 00:09:21,011 [whistle blowing] 203 00:09:21,015 --> 00:09:23,785 - Set, hut, hut, hike! 204 00:09:23,785 --> 00:09:26,415 [all yelling] all: Oh! 205 00:09:26,421 --> 00:09:28,951 [whistle blowing] 206 00:09:30,991 --> 00:09:32,951 [both laugh] 207 00:09:32,961 --> 00:09:36,061 - Back off! Give him some air! 208 00:09:36,064 --> 00:09:37,794 Mom and Dad: Lynn? 209 00:09:37,799 --> 00:09:40,839 - Who's Lynn? I thought you were Lincoln. 210 00:09:40,835 --> 00:09:42,905 - No. I'm Lincoln. 211 00:09:43,870 --> 00:09:44,770 Lynn, are you okay? 212 00:09:44,772 --> 00:09:47,072 - I'm fine. I think I just sprained my ankle. 213 00:09:47,075 --> 00:09:51,445 - Would somebody mind telling me what the heck is going on? 214 00:09:51,446 --> 00:09:53,916 - Yes, I'd like to know too. 215 00:09:53,915 --> 00:09:55,145 - This is all my fault, Mom. 216 00:09:55,149 --> 00:09:58,219 I didn't wanna play football, so I convinced Lynn 217 00:09:58,219 --> 00:09:59,019 to play for me. 218 00:09:59,020 --> 00:10:01,420 - Bogus, guys! I mean, unacceptable! 219 00:10:01,422 --> 00:10:05,422 - Take care of that ankle. I want you on my team next year. 220 00:10:05,426 --> 00:10:07,726 - Coach, get your team on the field or you forfeit. 221 00:10:07,729 --> 00:10:10,869 - I got a problem, ref. I'm one man short. 222 00:10:10,865 --> 00:10:11,795 - No, you're not. 223 00:10:11,799 --> 00:10:14,899 Mom, I'm sorry I lied, and now I'm gonna do 224 00:10:14,902 --> 00:10:17,462 what you asked me to: Get some exercise. 225 00:10:17,472 --> 00:10:20,872 - We're up by one, with a minute to go. 226 00:10:20,875 --> 00:10:22,105 Just don't blow it. 227 00:10:22,110 --> 00:10:24,250 - Cock-a-doodle-do, Coach! 228 00:10:24,245 --> 00:10:25,115 [whistle blowing] 229 00:10:25,113 --> 00:10:27,913 - You can do this, you can do this. 230 00:10:27,915 --> 00:10:32,315 - Back for more, Loud? Bad choice. 231 00:10:32,953 --> 00:10:34,083 - You can't do this. 232 00:10:34,088 --> 00:10:36,788 - Set, hut, hut, hike! 233 00:10:37,424 --> 00:10:38,994 - I caught it! 234 00:10:38,993 --> 00:10:39,923 [both grunting] 235 00:10:39,927 --> 00:10:43,267 [rousing orchestral music] 236 00:10:43,264 --> 00:10:49,964 ♪ 237 00:10:49,971 --> 00:10:51,461 Yes! [laughs] 238 00:10:51,472 --> 00:10:53,872 I don't know what I was so afraid of. 239 00:10:53,875 --> 00:10:55,245 Sports can be pretty awesome. 240 00:10:55,243 --> 00:10:58,443 And it turns out, I'm a natural. 241 00:10:58,446 --> 00:11:00,246 [whistle blows] - Yeah! 242 00:11:00,248 --> 00:11:01,418 - Loud, you ran the wrong way 243 00:11:01,416 --> 00:11:04,446 and scored a safety for the other team. 244 00:11:04,452 --> 00:11:05,882 We lost! 245 00:11:05,887 --> 00:11:08,527 [all cheering] 246 00:11:08,523 --> 00:11:10,983 - Uh-oh. [all screaming] 247 00:11:10,992 --> 00:11:12,492 [bell ringing] 248 00:11:12,493 --> 00:11:14,793 A correction to my previous statement: 249 00:11:14,796 --> 00:11:18,066 I am not a natural, but, on the plus side, 250 00:11:18,066 --> 00:11:20,566 at least I'm getting some exercise. 251 00:11:20,568 --> 00:11:22,538 Ah! Charley horse. 252 00:11:24,604 --> 00:11:27,674 [spooky music]