- ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls like ping pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles
♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪
♪ Guy's gotta do what he can to survive ♪
♪ In the Loud House, in the Loud House ♪
♪ Duck, dodge, push and shove ♪
♪ This is how we show our love ♪
♪ In the Loud House, in the Loud House ♪
♪ One boy and ten girls
♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪
♪ Loud! Loud! Loud!
♪ Loud House! ♪ - Boo boo.
- ♪
- [bell rings]
- ♪
- Today is the fifth grade internship fair,
and Clyde and I are making sure to put our best foot forward.
'Cause there's only one place we wanna work...
- [snoring]
- BOTH: ...Flip's Food & Fuel.
- Good morrow, fine sir. I'm Clyde McBride,
and this is my associate, Lincoln Loud.
Together, we're known as... - BOTH: Clincoln McCloud.
- We're a team.
- We'd love the opportunity
to work at your fine establishment...
- BOTH: ...as a team.
- Two for one?
Now you're speaking Flip's language.
- If you peruse our joint resume, I think you'll find--
- Never mind that.
Either of you got a criminal record?
- BOTH: No. - You're hired.
- BOTH: Woo-hoo!
- We'll get to see where the nacho cheese comes from.
- And read the comics as soon as they're delivered.
- And use the Flippy machine.
- BOTH: Ooh, Flippys...
- Hey, Stinkin' McFartcloud,
your internship started ten seconds ago!
See, boys? Across and down.
That's the technique. Now your turn.
- But we're out of window cleaner.
Should I go in the store and get some?
- You kiddin' me?
That stuff costs 40 cents a gallon.
Here. - [forehead squeaks]
- FLIP: Okay, we covered the cash register,
the gas pumps, and stackin' the jerky.
Last thing you need to know
is how to adjust the expiration date.
There we go.
- [marker squeaking] - Now it's good 'till Christmas.
- Isn't that against the law?
- Did I say it was time for a Q&A?
Now, you boys think you're ready to take charge?
- You bet! - Yes, sir!
- Good! As an extra incentive,
whoever's doin' the best job is gonna get promoted to manager.
I'll be in the back.
But Flip's eyes and ears are everywhere.
So, put on a good show, huh?
- But we're a team. I don't wanna be your manager.
- Me, neither. We're Clincoln McCloud.
- FLIP: Oh, I forgot one thing.
The manager gets the unlimited free Flippy cup.
- Free Flippys? Big deal. Who cares?
- Yeah, what kind of team would we be
if we let something as petty as an endless supply
of the sweetest, tastiest, frostiest--
What was I saying?
- That we're not gonna let anything come between us.
- Right.
- I'm just gonna wipe down this counter.
- And I'm just gonna clean off this case.
- [glass squeaking] - [glass squeaking]
- [service bell dings]
- BOTH: Welcome to Flip's.
How can I help you?
- Uh, you can get out of my way. I need to make a tinkle.
- You can help me.
Fill 'er up. Premium unleaded.
- I'm on it.
Gas for your car and gas for you.
- Ooh, beef jerky? Sweet.
Keep up the good work, brother!
- Aah! How is anyone supposed to tinkle in there?
It is disgusting.
- I'm on it.
- [cleaner spritzing] - [squeegee squeaking]
- [toilet flushes]
- [gasps] Clyde, the powder room was a delight.
Five stars. Much better.
- BOTH: Have a Flippy day!
- BOTH: Keep up the good work, boys!
- Look, I want you to know I'm not trying to compete with you.
I was just helping a customer.
- Oh, totally. Same with me.
Clincoln McCloud. We're a team.
- [microwave dings] - [loud banging]
- OLD LADY: Oh, darn thing is on the fritz!
- BOTH: I'm on it!
- Hey, heat it up! - [fist banging]
- BOTH: At your service, ma'am!
- What's the trouble?
- Your microwave is broken,
leaving me as cold as my burrito.
- I can heat this up for you in a jiffy.
- [hand dryer whirring]
- I thought you said a jiffy.
- Allow me.
Give her some gas, ma'am.
- [engine revving]
- What a good little employee.
- Have a Flippy day!
Sorry for butting in,
but, again, just trying to help the customer.
- Oh, no, of course.
- ♪
- Does anybody work here?
I'd like to buy some gas station pizza.
- I'm on it.
You can help the next customer...partner.
- But-- - [horn honks]
- KIDS: Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
[cheering]
- Got a massive order for you, Clydesdale.
- I'm on it! - Hey there, partner.
Looks like you could use an assist.
- Oh, no, I got this, partner.
You can help the next customer.
- Oh, thanks, Clyde! - You're the best.
- No problem, ladies. Just doin' my job.
- MARGO: Yeah, yeah.
Can you hold my dog, Lynn-sanity?
I gotta take a wicked dump. - No, Margo.
You cannot go number two until we are number one.
- [stomach gurgles]
- FLIP: Interns, assemble!
I've made my decision about which of you
to promote to manager.
- BOTH: Who is it? Who is it?
- Eh, you're both showin' some good hustle.
But I'm gonna give the edge to-o-o-o-o...
McBride! - Yes!
- Congratulations.
- I knew you were competing with me.
- Well, you were competing, too.
You swiped that burrito right out of my hands, burrito swiper.
- You're the one who was showing off with the bathroom cleaning.
Potpourri? Seriously?
- It provides a soothing environment for our customers.
And I won't apologize for that.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have an unlimited free Flippy cup to fill--
and refill.
- Grrrr!
It's not fair, Flip.
I've been working just as hard as Clyde.
That cup should be mine.
- I hear what you're sayin', chief.
Uh, you know, I do happen to have an opening
for a supervising manager.
Technically the cup would go to him.
- [gasps]
- But you're gonna have to show me you deserve the gig.
- What do I have to do? I'll do anything.
Ugh! I think I found the clog.
- There's my missin' sock.
No sense in wastin' good cheese.
- [slurping] Ahhhh...
- Sorry, chief, we're doin' some restructuring.
Say hello to your new supervising manager.
- ♪
- [flashbulb pops]
- I hear what you're sayin', chief.
You know, I do happen to have another position available.
Senior supervising manager. - [gasps]
- You'd get your cup back.
- What do I have to do? I'll do anything.
- ♪
- [teeth chomping] - CLYDE: [screams]
- [slurping] [sighs]
- [slurping]
- ♪
- [flies buzzing] - Ugh!
- [raccoon growls] - LINCOLN: [screams]
Oof!
- [sighs] Hey? - [loud thud]
- ♪
- [sniffing]
- ♪
- Oh, yeah, that's nice.
- [slurping] [sighs]
- [scissors snip] - [screams]
- [hand "pops"] - [sighs]
- ♪
- Ah, too many Flippys! Gotta pee!
- Wait, I have to go, too. Gimme that key!
- Sorry, I got first dibs.
Don't forget, I'm executive senior supervising manager.
- Yeah, but I'm senior executive supervising manager.
I outrank you. - Nuh-uh!
- Yuh-huh! I had it first!
[grunts] - Come on, I'm warning you!
- BOTH: [punching, kicking]
- Let go! - I had it first!
- Let go! - No way, man!
I've had it with you.
You're fired! - You can't fire me.
I'm firing you. - FLIP: Oh, yeah.
Sure, sure, sure, sure, I can go fishin'.
I got two bozo interns workin' their tails off
tryin' to get promoted. [laughs]
Amazing what a kid'll do for free Flippys.
[laughing]
- Holy nachos!
Flip's been playing us for fools.
I'm really sorry, Lincoln.
I let my love of Flippys get in the way of our friendship.
- Me, too, Clyde.
Can we please go back to being Clincoln McCloud?
- You know it, buddy.
- And now that we're a team again,
I think I know how to spend
the last few hours of our internship.
- Updating our joint resume? - Nope. Better.
- Oh, interns?
I've got a special taxidermy job for one of you.
There's a promotion in it. - [flies buzzing]
- Uh, sorry, Flip.
We've done a little restructuring,
and from now on, we're calling the shots.
- I think all those Flippys have given you brain freeze.
Back to work, boys!
- Shall we show him, Clincoln? - Indeed, McCloud.
- Thanks to our senior positions,
we had access to all the store security footage.
- And we'd hate to see this get on the internet.
- ♪
- All right, enough!
What'll take for this to go away?
I'll do anything!
- BOTH: [slurping]
[snapping fingers]
- [teeth chomping] - [screams]
- ♪
- [raccoon growls, chitters]
- FLIP: [screaming] - BOTH: [laughing]
- [racoon chittering]
- BOTH: [slurping] To Clincoln McCloud!
Cheers! - [horn honks]
- KIDS: [chanting] We're number one!
Time for number two!
We're number one! Time for number two!
- [toilet flushes] - Hallelujah!
Phew! Sorry about the mess.
- No problem.
We've got people who take care of that for us.
Oh, Flip? - What?
[growling, muttering]
Holy nachos!
- ♪
- [birds tweeting]
- [brakes screech]
- MOM: Have fun with Pop-Pop, honey.
I'll see you at 6:00.
- ELDERLY MAN: But...but...but...but...
- If you would've had your butt home by curfew,
you'd still have a place to live.
- [bell dings]
- Pop-Pop! - Ha, ha, ha!
- Your new place looks nice. - Thanks, kiddo.
It took me months to get in here.
I had to wait for three people to kick the bu--uh, move out.
This place has got a pool, shuffleboard tournaments,
and it's filled with all my old pals.
I'm really loving it here.
So, what's on the day's agenda?
- I got our whole day planned:
arcade, carnival, maybe laser tag?
- NURSE: Wowsers! [chuckles]
That sounds like oodles of fun-- if you wanna end up in the ER.
I think your grandfather would be happier
spending the day here at Sunset Canyon.
Right, Albert?
- Oh, yes, of course.
Good call, Sue.
- But Pop-Pop-- - That's okay, Lincoln.
Sue here takes real good care of us.
She knows best.
- Scoots!
You're going five miles over the speed limit.
Someone just lost her pudding privileges.
Get back here!
- Hey, how about a swim?
Cannonball! - [whistle shrills]
- Cannonball? Ha, that sounds like a hoot--
if you wanna break a hip.
Do you wanna break a hip, Albert?
- Then why don't you grab a seat on the helper chair?
- [chair motor whirring]
- Good call, Sue.
- SUE: And speaking of pool safety,
I have something for you, young man.
- POP-POP: Okay, Lincoln, splash fight in three, two--
- [whistle shrills] - SUE: Everybody out!
Time to reapply sunblock.
- Aw!
- But we're indoors.
- Now, Lincoln, Sue knows what's best.
- Yeah, but Sue, I...I just got the hang of this noodle and I--
- Okay, Seymour, you can stay in the water--
if you want your skin to flake off like a burnt potato.
- Ew. Good call, Sue.
- Left foot red.
- [groaning] [blows raspberry]
- [foot stomps]
- SUE: Well, doesn't this look like a great way
to end up in traction?
Why don't you go help Scoots with her cat puzzle?
- [glugging] - [whistle shrills]
- SUE: I expressly said no pudding!
- You'll never catch me, Shrew! - [tires screech]
- [whistle shrills]
- LINCOLN: Pop-Pop, you really need a nap?
- Those are Sue's rules and Sue knows best.
- Can't you see what Sue's done to you?
She's convinced you you're old and frail.
But you're not.
The last time we hung out,
you crushed those Navy SEALs in paintball.
- MEN: [screaming] - [paintballs splattering]
- Ho, ho, I took it to 'em.
But that was years ago, Lincoln.
- It was last month.
Pop-Pop, I think we should go have a fun day
out on the town like we used to.
- Okay, you sold me.
Let's blow this popsicle stand.
- [brakes screech] - [siren wailing]
- Where are you two peppy Petes off to?
Albert, shouldn't you be in bed?
- He's not tired.
- Oh, I didn't realize
we had a geriatric expert on the premises.
- We're just going out to have some fun.
- Well, that sounds like a good way to miss
our 6:00 p.m. curfew.
And you know what happens, if you miss curfew.
You'll be out on your proverbial keister.
- Oh, come on, Lincoln.
Race you to the shuffleboard court.
- Pop-Pop, no. We're gonna have a great time,
and I promise we'll be back by 6:00 o'clock curfew.
- Mm, okay, kiddo. Lead the way.
- [tapping watch]
- Two cheeseburgers, two fries, and two chocolate shakes.
- Oh, not for me.
I'll just have the cottage cheese and melon slices.
Sue says I should stick to food
that's a little easier to digest.
- This from the guy who cleaned out an entire Chinese buffet?
- [gulping food]
[huge burp]
[chuckles] I took it to 'em.
Ah, what the heck?
I'll have what he's havin', and put chili on everything.
- LINCOLN: [slurping drink] - POP-POP: Mm...
[farts] Who stepped on a frog?
- BOTH: [laughing]
- WAITRESS ANNOUNCING: Hey, hep cats and kittens.
It's time to do the twist.
- Ah, thank you, but I really shouldn't.
Sue says dancing is a great way to slip a disk.
- But Pop-Pop, you love to dance.
- They did call me "Jitterbug" in the Army.
- Woo-hoo! [laughs]
- ♪
- Oh, you got me!
- [cars thuds] - [teeth chomp]
- BOTH: [laughing]
[slurping] - Ah, brain freeze!
- Winner!
- ♪
- POP-POP and BIKER: [chattering, laughing]
- Lincoln, my new friend T-Bone here
was just telling me about
a mechanical bull- riding competition.
- We should be heading back.
It's almost 6:00, and Sue said-- - Aw, nuts to Sue.
You were right about her.
She had me thinkin' I'm an old geezer.
But I still got some pep in my step.
- ♪
- Huh? Huh?
- Yeah, but Sue said if we miss curfew,
you'll be out on your proverbial keister.
- [chomps]
You let me deal with Sue.
Now, you ready to saddle up? - Pop-Pop, we can't.
- Okay, worrywart. Then I'm outta here.
Let's ride, T-Bone! - [tires screech]
- Pop-Pop, wait!
What have I done?
- ♪
- T-Bone's bike!
- ♪
- Mr. Bone, do you know where my grandpa is?
- Oh, you mean Cowboy Al?
Haven't seen him since he won the competition.
- Yee-haw! - CROWD: [cheering]
- Well, if he's not here, where is he?
- MALE SPORTSCASTER: Martinez goes back for the catch.
And what in blazes?
There's an old man on the field--in his boxers!
And there go the boxers.
- To the ballpark!
- ♪
- CROWD: [chattering]
- ♪
- [tires screech]
- [saxophone music] - CROWD: [cheering]
- [saxophone continues]
♪
- Pop-Pop's curfew is in 30 minutes.
- [airplane zooming]
- MAN: [screams] - [loud crash]
- Look out, world! Albert's about to take it to ya!
Yahoo-ah! - [gasps]
- [branches rustle]
- [loud fart] - Pop-Pop!
- Whoops! Guess I had too much chili.
Sorry, kiddo.
I think I overdid it a little today.
- That's okay, Pop-Pop.
If we hurry, we can still get you back in time.
Hold on.
- [brakes screech] - [watch ticking]
- Ah, close enough. - [lock clicks]
- [groaning] Dang it!
- SUE ANNOUNCING: Attention, residents!
Time for a room check.
- Double dang it.
- BERNIE: Psst! Al, up here.
We saw you at the ball game on TV.
Didn't know you were a boxers guy.
- I saw your name in the sky, Al.
You really do rule!
- We're not gonna let Shrew kick ya outta here.
Come on, you old farts! I need your canes.
- Evening, Nelba.
Uh, uh, uh! No liquids before bed.
- LINCOLN: [thuds] - [door handle rattling]
- [chuckles] Just workin' on my cat puzzle.
- ALL: Whew! - SUE: Albert?
- Sue, help! I can't turn my shower off.
- [rattles doorknob] Nuts. Can't find my key.
- I got you. You gave me a spare.
- Thanks, Bernie.
- We did it! - We sure took it to Sue.
- SUE: Oh, did you, now?
- [hydraulics whirring]
- LINCOLN: But...but...but...but...
- No buts.
You missed curfew and it's out on your keister.
- I'm sorry, Pop-Pop.
I never should've made you leave today.
And now you're getting kicked out.
I know how much you loved it here.
- No worries, kiddo.
I regret nothing.
You see that day we just had?
I don't wanna be livin' in a place
that makes me feel like an old geezer anyhow.
- Who cares? Let's get movin'.
- Hold on there, Shrew.
If you kick Albert out, then you gotta kick me out, too.
- With pleasure.
- And us, too. - Yeah.
You won't have much of a seniors' center without seniors.
See? That's a burn from Bernie!
- ♪
- Fine. Albert stays.
Now go back to your rooms!
- We'll go back when we're good and ready.
We're not babies, and you're gonna stop treating us that way.
- [growls] - [clipboard snaps]
- ALL: [cheering, laughing]
[groaning] - There goes the hip.
- [brakes screech] - MOM: Hi, Dad!
Come on, Lincoln. - So long, kiddo.
I can't wait for your next visit.
And bring your chaps in case we wanna do some bull riding.
- And my parachute.
- BERNIE: Hey, Al!
We're having a celebratory late-night swim.
Go grab your trunks.
- Don't need 'em.
Till next time, Lincoln!
- [water splashes]
- SCOOTS: Now this guy knows how to party!
- ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪
♪ May sound bad, but ain't the case ♪
♪ In the Loud House
♪ Loud House
♪ Duck and dodge
♪ And push and shove
♪ That's the way we show our love ♪
♪ In the Loud House, Loud House ♪
♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪
♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪
♪ Stand in line to take a pee ♪
♪ Never any privacy
♪ Chaos with 11 kids
♪ That's the way it always is ♪
♪ In the Loud House ♪