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♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪

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♪ Dodging girls
like Ping-Pong balls ♪

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♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪

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♪ Leaping over laundry piles

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♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪

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♪ Guy's got to do
what he can to survive ♪

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♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪

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♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove
is how we show our love ♪

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♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪

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♪ One boy and ten girls

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♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪

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♪ Loud! House! Loud!

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♪ Loud house

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Poo-poo.

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[funky music]

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[bell rings]

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Lincoln Loud in the house.Oh, yeah.

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L-Train pulling
into the station.

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Howdy, Loudy?Saved your seat, buddy.

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[sighs]
Fifth grade.

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After half a decade
with these guys,

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I really feel like
I'm part of the gang.

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Yep, life is pretty good.

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Attention, class.

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I'd like to introduce
our new student,

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Lincoln's little sister,

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Lisa Loud.
[gasp]

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Why don't you sit
next to your brother?

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Clyde, you don't mind moving,do you?

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Of course not.
[blubbers]

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[line trills]
Hello, Dr Lopez.

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Do you have any openings
this week?

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I'm having trouble
accepting change again.

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Lisa, what the heck
is going on?

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I asked to be
transferred here

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because kindergarten
is a complete waste of my time.

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There are two boy monkeys
and three girl monkeys.

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How many are there total?
Let's count together.

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[all]
One monkey,
two monkeys--

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Five.

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[all]
Three monkeys,
four monkeys--

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For the love of Pythagoras,
it's five.

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Lisa, you seem
a little cranky.

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How about we all take a nap?[all]
Yay!

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No time for that.
I'm this close to synthesizing

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an antidote
for streptococcal pharyngitis,

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street name: strep throat.

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You can play more later,
sweetie.

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Okay, kindergarten's
not challenging you,

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but why do you have to come
to my class?

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I wanted to go straight
to med school

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but that dunderhead
in the principal's office

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said fifth grade was
the best he could offer.

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Fine, just try not to
rock the boat, okay?

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Okay, class, you should have
read up to chapter 12

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of your world history books.

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Lisa, since you're new,
I don't expect you to have--

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Done.
Interesting read,

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if a bit light
on indigenous cultures.

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Wow.
If a former kindergartener

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can read the whole book
this quickly,

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I expect all of you
to do the same...

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by tomorrow.[all groan]

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If you want us to retain
the information,

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I suggest a pop quiz.

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Agreed![all groan]

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Okay, class, time to present
your robotics projects.

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Lisa, it's okay
if you wanna sit this out.

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Give me a moment.

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Say hello to Todd.

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He's fluent in over
600 languages.

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Hola, bonjour,
guten tag, good-bye.

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[laser blasts]

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Oh, and he destroys
anything inferior to him.

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[all groan]

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Hey, guys,
make a little room?

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It's me, L-Train.
What's the problem?

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The problem is your sister.

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Look, I know Lisa's different,
but she'll grow on you.

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Now if I could just--

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Sorry, you're sitting
over there.

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[Lincoln]
The sticky table?

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Lincoln, enter.
I'm just drafting a proposal

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to eliminate recess.

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That's exactly what I need
to talk to you about.

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You're acting way too smart
in class.

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It's annoying everyone,
and they're taking it out on me.

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Could you please just try
and act like an average kid?

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That's like asking
a sea cucumber

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to act like a cephalopod.[crickets chirping]

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I see someone didn't do
his science homework.

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Lisa, please.
Thanks to you,

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I've been banished
to the sticky table.

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Look at these pants.

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I sympathise with your plight,Lincoln,

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and I suppose that
acting average

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could be a fascinating
sociological challenge.

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Okay, I'll do it.

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Thank you,
you're the best.

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Grab my saw,
I'm stuck to your pants.

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[bell rings]

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Greetings, classmates!
It's me, Lisa.

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Whoa, you look so average.Thank you.

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I created an algorithm
based on the traits

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of typical fifth graders,
and reinvented myself
accordingly.

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Don't you need your glasses?

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Pshaw.
I took care of that.

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[thrashing rock music]

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♪♪

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Physical appearance
was the easy part.

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Acting average
is a far greater challenge,

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so I invented this baby
to keep me honest.

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What does it do?

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Okay, class,

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who can recite
the Gettysburg Address?

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Four score and--
[collar buzzes]

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[yells]
I mean,

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85 Elm Street.
Get it?

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[laughter]

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Who knows the most common gas
in the Earth's atmosphere?

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Nitrogen.
Gah!

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I mean, methane!

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[toots]
Get it?

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[laughter]

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Time for a pop quiz,
everyone.

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[all groan][device beeps]

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Pop quizzes stink.

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[laser blast]

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I reprogrammed Todd
to be average too.

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[all cheering]

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Okay,
moment of truth.

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Hey, guys,
mind if we sit down?

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Lincoln and his
super cool sister?

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Sh'yeah.
Slide down, guys.

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This cafeteria fare
has no nutritional value,

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and so I would like to make
a proposal.

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Food fight!

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Yes, Principal Huggins,
it will not happen again, sir.

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Or will it?

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[all] Ooh!

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Hilarious.Nice one, L-Dawg.

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You sure burned
his biscuits.

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Lisa, I think you're
officially part of the gang.

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[woman]
McBride, Principal Huggins
will see you next.

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He doesn't scare me.

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[snaps fingers]

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[sobs]
I'm so sorry.

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Please, don't put this
on my record.

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[glass breaking]

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Lisa, what's going on?

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Meh, just getting rid of

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all this stupid old
science stuff.

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You don't have to go
that far.

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Oh, I do.
Lincoln,

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you have opened
my surgically-corrected eyes.

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Being part of the gang is
way more fun than being smart.

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Say hello
to the new Lisa Loud.

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Street name: L-Dawg.

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Have you heard of
Boys Will Be Boys?

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[pop music]

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They're not quite
Stravinsky, but--

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Gah!
I mean, they're so cute.

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Dude, you gotta help me
cram for my test tomorrow.

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Sorry, I'm out of
the tutoring game.

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Bogus, since when?

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Since Lincoln showed me
the joys of being average.

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[growls]

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[all gagging and spitting]

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[indistinct clamouring]This is so disgusting.

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It's not my fault!
The recipe is in metric,

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and Lisa usually helps me
with the conversions.

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Thanks to Lincoln,
I'm out of the conversion game,

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except for converting
beans to methane.

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[toots]

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[all growling]

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[gulps]

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[DJ]
I've got free passes
to the Royal Woods Day Spa

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for the first caller
who can name all three

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classifications of rocks.

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Eee!

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Lisa,
tell him the answer!

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Hard rock, soft rock,
and indie.

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Uh...no.

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You lose, baby.

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What?
Thanks to Lincoln,

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I'm out of the geology game.

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[phone rings,
receiver picks up]

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Oh, hi, Dad.
You've been waiting

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at the train station
for an hour?

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Oh, my gosh,
I am so sorry.

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Just stay put,
I'll be right there.

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Aww, poor Pop-Pop.
What happened?

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Well, usually
when Pop-Pop's on a train

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headed east
going 80 miles an hour,

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and he has 230 miles
to his destination,

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Lisa can tell me
exactly when he'll arrive.

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What can I say?
I'm out of the algebra game.

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Right, Lincoln?

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[gulps]

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Oh, Lisa,
thank goodness you're here.

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We need the antidote
you were working on.

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Sorry, Ms. S, I'm out of
the disease control game.

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My big brother here showed me
how lame and annoying it is

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to be an egghead.

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And I am out of here.

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Way to go, buster.

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Now all my kids have
strep throat.

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I'm sorry,
but I didn't have a choice.

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If she kept acting like a brain,
I was gonna be out of the gang.

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Well, as long as it's
for a good reason.

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I was gonna have to sit
at the stinky table.

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[all cheering]

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Lisa, you have to go back
to being smart.

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What?
And give up all this?

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[all]
Lisa! Lisa! Lisa!

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Not likely.

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Thanks, L-Dawg.Ay!

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Lisa, listen to me.

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Any half-wit can be
a part of the gang.

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No offense, Zach.

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But no one else I know
can heal sick people

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and save Dad's cooking,
and figure out

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what time Pop-pop's train
is arriving.

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What I'm trying to say is,
the world needs smart Lisa.

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Flattering words,
big brother,

226
00:09:05,441 --> 00:09:07,132
but I already bought
this leather jacket.

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00:09:07,236 --> 00:09:08,755
I'll pay you back for it.

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Just go finish the antidote,
please.

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What about the gang,
and being part of it?

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I'd rather be
the one to suffer

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than a classroom full of kids
with strep throat.

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Man, I can't have that
on my conscience.

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Okay, but if I go back
to being smart Lisa,

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you're getting
the whole package,

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i.e. unabashed superiority

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and zero tolerance
for ignoramuses.

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It'll probably be back
to the sticky table for you.

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That's a chance
I'm willing to take.

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You're a good man,
Lincoln Loud.

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As Socrates once quipped...
[collar buzzes]

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Yak!
Ugh, to heck with this thing.

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[alarm beeping]

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[all whining]

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Line up.
No pushing.

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There's plenty for everyone.

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So how'd it go this morning?

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We lost one.

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I'm kidding, it went fine.
All cured.

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00:10:00,565 --> 00:10:01,808
Good job.

250
00:10:01,911 --> 00:10:04,534
Lunch for two
at the sticky table?

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00:10:04,638 --> 00:10:05,743
[snoring]

252
00:10:05,846 --> 00:10:08,159
L-Train and L-Dawg!
Park it!

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00:10:08,262 --> 00:10:10,230
Really?I must give you fair warning,

254
00:10:10,333 --> 00:10:12,577
I have reverted
to my previous incarnation.

255
00:10:12,681 --> 00:10:13,578
[crickets chirping]

256
00:10:13,682 --> 00:10:14,821
Smart Lisa's back.

257
00:10:14,924 --> 00:10:16,650
Smart Lisa's fine by me.

258
00:10:16,754 --> 00:10:19,446
My little sissy's in that
there kindergarten class.

259
00:10:19,549 --> 00:10:22,173
Yeah, and that virus
could've spread to all of us.

260
00:10:22,276 --> 00:10:24,969
I can't get strep.
I've got a date on Friday.

261
00:10:25,072 --> 00:10:28,144
We're sorry
we treated you badly before.

262
00:10:28,248 --> 00:10:29,490
Our class sure is lucky

263
00:10:29,594 --> 00:10:31,734
to have someone with smarts
like yours.

264
00:10:31,838 --> 00:10:34,254
Thanks for your support, guys,
but you don't have to worry.

265
00:10:34,357 --> 00:10:36,083
I'm going back
to kindergarten.

266
00:10:36,187 --> 00:10:38,534
So I can have my seat back?
Hello? Dr Lopez?

267
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:41,157
I don't need that appointment
after all.

268
00:10:41,261 --> 00:10:42,849
What about wanting
a challenge?

269
00:10:42,952 --> 00:10:45,092
Meh,
kindergarten, fifth grade,

270
00:10:45,196 --> 00:10:47,094
it's all a snooze fest to me.

271
00:10:47,198 --> 00:10:49,545
I'm gonna pursue my own
studies either way,

272
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:52,686
and kindergarten does have
one major advantage.

273
00:10:52,790 --> 00:10:56,310
Okay, boys and girls,
naptime.

274
00:10:56,414 --> 00:10:59,555
Now. Lisa, I know you're
not gonna want a nap, but--

275
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:00,970
Are you kidding?

276
00:11:01,074 --> 00:11:03,317
After the day I've had,
I am bushed.

277
00:11:03,421 --> 00:11:05,665
Oh, and by the way, Ms. S,
if you attempt to wake me up

278
00:11:05,768 --> 00:11:08,495
before my required 45 minutes
of REM sleep,

279
00:11:08,598 --> 00:11:11,843
you'll have to answer
to Todd.

280
00:11:11,947 --> 00:11:15,053
Namaste, Ms Shrinivas.

281
00:11:17,228 --> 00:11:20,369
[upbeat rock music]

282
00:11:26,409 --> 00:11:28,791
Okay, kids,
steady as she goes.

283
00:11:28,895 --> 00:11:30,862
[all grunting]

284
00:11:30,966 --> 00:11:33,278
Lola, you are
not in a parade.

285
00:11:33,382 --> 00:11:35,867
Get down here
and help us push.

286
00:11:35,971 --> 00:11:37,593
Mom,
this is the third time

287
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,664
Vanzilla's broken down
this week.

288
00:11:39,768 --> 00:11:42,115
Don't you think it might be time
for a new car?

289
00:11:42,218 --> 00:11:43,495
I would love a new car, guys.

290
00:11:43,599 --> 00:11:45,290
It's your dad
who won't go for it.

291
00:11:45,394 --> 00:11:48,708
Vanzilla was his father's van,
and his grandfather's.

292
00:11:48,811 --> 00:11:51,262
Someday, he hopes to
pass it on to you, Lincoln.

293
00:11:51,365 --> 00:11:54,437
[scattered laughter]
You're stuck with it.

294
00:11:56,646 --> 00:11:59,615
[all grunting]

295
00:12:00,581 --> 00:12:01,997
Thanks for the assist, kids.

296
00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:03,239
Uh, after dinner, uh,

297
00:12:03,343 --> 00:12:05,207
I'll need a push
to ceramics class.

298
00:12:05,310 --> 00:12:06,277
[all groan]

299
00:12:06,380 --> 00:12:07,623
There's got to be some way

300
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,521
we can convince Dad
to get a new car.

301
00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:10,764
You heard Mom.

302
00:12:10,868 --> 00:12:13,008
All our arguments
are just going to stall.

303
00:12:13,111 --> 00:12:14,664
[laughs]
Get it?

304
00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:18,151
Unless we try
the subliminal approach.

305
00:12:18,254 --> 00:12:20,291
[all]
Mm-hmm.

306
00:12:20,394 --> 00:12:21,706
Wait,
where's Lola?

307
00:12:21,810 --> 00:12:24,191
I got knocked off
by a tree branch

308
00:12:24,295 --> 00:12:25,710
three blocks back!

309
00:12:25,814 --> 00:12:27,850
Thanks for noticing!

310
00:12:30,335 --> 00:12:31,578
Here you go, Dad.

311
00:12:31,681 --> 00:12:35,271
We made you blueberry
brand-new-van cakes.

312
00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:36,859
[gasps]
[chomping]

313
00:12:36,963 --> 00:12:40,932
Is that a new shirt, Dad?
You look van-tastic in it.

314
00:12:41,036 --> 00:12:43,003
Yeah, Dad,
you da van!

315
00:12:43,107 --> 00:12:44,384
Thanks, girls.
Whoops,

316
00:12:44,487 --> 00:12:47,870
got a little hood ornament
on your face.

317
00:12:47,974 --> 00:12:49,216
[whistling]

318
00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:51,563
Dad, can you help me
with this math problem?

319
00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:55,913
If Mr Cloud's van stalls out
ten miles from his office,

320
00:12:56,016 --> 00:12:59,848
how late will Mr Cloud be
for his important meeting?

321
00:12:59,951 --> 00:13:02,436
Well, based on my experience
from last Tuesday,

322
00:13:02,540 --> 00:13:05,439
I'd say about three hours,
and boy is he gonna stink.

323
00:13:05,543 --> 00:13:08,063
Thanks, Dad.No problem, sweetie.

324
00:13:08,166 --> 00:13:09,305
[resumes whistling]

325
00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:14,517
[sniffing]

326
00:13:14,621 --> 00:13:17,520
Whoa Nelly!
What is that glorious smell?

327
00:13:17,624 --> 00:13:20,800
It's like warm bread, roses,
and puppies all rolled into one.

328
00:13:20,903 --> 00:13:22,698
Just my latest experiment.

329
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:27,289
I've recreated the intoxicating
new car smell.

330
00:13:27,392 --> 00:13:29,049
Wait,
new cars smell like this?

331
00:13:29,153 --> 00:13:30,430
I had no idea.

332
00:13:30,533 --> 00:13:32,225
I don't know
what's come over me,

333
00:13:32,328 --> 00:13:35,228
but I suddenly think it's time
the Louds get a new minivan!

334
00:13:35,331 --> 00:13:37,471
[all cheering]

335
00:13:37,575 --> 00:13:39,680
Lola and I've been working
on a new song.

336
00:13:39,784 --> 00:13:42,200
It's called
"Happiness Is A New Van."

337
00:13:42,304 --> 00:13:43,823
Can it.
He already said yes.

338
00:13:43,926 --> 00:13:47,067
We've been practicing
for four hours!

339
00:13:47,171 --> 00:13:49,276
Sit down!

340
00:13:49,380 --> 00:13:52,693
And a one, a two,
a one, two, three, four!

341
00:13:52,797 --> 00:13:55,973
[car honks]

342
00:13:56,076 --> 00:13:59,010
[all] Whoa!

343
00:13:59,114 --> 00:14:00,667
Ain't she a beaut?

344
00:14:00,770 --> 00:14:03,187
I fell in love the minute
I took her for a test drive.

345
00:14:03,290 --> 00:14:04,188
Check this out.

346
00:14:04,291 --> 00:14:05,430
[beeps]

347
00:14:07,916 --> 00:14:10,125
[all]
Yay! Oh!

348
00:14:10,228 --> 00:14:11,851
Da-da-da-da-da-da,
not so fast.

349
00:14:11,954 --> 00:14:14,612
This van is brand new
and I wanna keep it that way.

350
00:14:14,715 --> 00:14:17,960
Shoes off! From now on
you'll wear these booties.

351
00:14:18,064 --> 00:14:19,548
Now, line up for inspection.

352
00:14:21,619 --> 00:14:23,793
Uh-huh, so no history
of flaking skin,

353
00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:26,210
projectile vomiting,
or leaky bowel syndrome.

354
00:14:26,313 --> 00:14:28,453
You may enter.

355
00:14:28,557 --> 00:14:31,318
Okay, gang,
let's take her for a ride.

356
00:14:31,422 --> 00:14:32,768
[engine turns over]

357
00:14:33,838 --> 00:14:35,081
[gear shifts]

358
00:14:35,184 --> 00:14:36,945
Everybody out.
Don't smudge the door handles.

359
00:14:37,048 --> 00:14:38,601
[all clamouring]

360
00:14:38,705 --> 00:14:41,570
Now, guys, we don't wanna rack
up the mileage on Veronica.

361
00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:43,296
Who?Oh, that's the name

362
00:14:43,399 --> 00:14:45,263
I gave my little baby.

363
00:14:45,367 --> 00:14:46,886
Now everybody out.

364
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,821
Dad, can I borrow, um,
Veronica tomorrow?

365
00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:55,446
[laughs]
Oh, wait, you're serious.

366
00:14:55,549 --> 00:14:57,034
Oh, sorry, honey,
nobody drives her but me.

367
00:14:57,137 --> 00:14:59,139
And me, of course.

368
00:14:59,243 --> 00:15:01,141
[laughs]

369
00:15:01,245 --> 00:15:02,902
Oh, wait, you're serious too?

370
00:15:04,420 --> 00:15:07,147
I can't believe Dad won't
let you drive the new van.

371
00:15:07,251 --> 00:15:09,322
How are we supposed to get
to the mall and junk?

372
00:15:09,425 --> 00:15:10,979
I have a plan.

373
00:15:11,082 --> 00:15:12,290
[piped music playing]

374
00:15:12,394 --> 00:15:14,741
Hello, ladies,
I'm Steve.

375
00:15:14,844 --> 00:15:16,053
You interested in this beauty?

376
00:15:16,156 --> 00:15:17,951
Very interested, Steve.

377
00:15:18,055 --> 00:15:20,643
But we'll need to take it
for a test drive.

378
00:15:20,747 --> 00:15:22,231
Sure.

379
00:15:22,335 --> 00:15:23,923
[pop music]

380
00:15:24,026 --> 00:15:25,372
Wait, did you say "test"?

381
00:15:25,476 --> 00:15:27,685
Lori, I didn't study.

382
00:15:27,788 --> 00:15:31,033
♪♪

383
00:15:31,137 --> 00:15:33,173
Dad, what are you wearing?

384
00:15:33,277 --> 00:15:34,519
It's a beaded vest!

385
00:15:34,623 --> 00:15:37,143
I got his and hers
for me and Veronica.

386
00:15:37,246 --> 00:15:40,836
Uh, wow,
that's---uh, wow.

387
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,804
Listen, can I get a ride?No can do, son.

388
00:15:43,908 --> 00:15:46,773
Veronica and I have
a very special outing planned.

389
00:15:46,876 --> 00:15:48,499
[bird chirping]

390
00:15:48,602 --> 00:15:51,778
Don't even think about it, pal.

391
00:15:51,881 --> 00:15:54,160
Hi, I'll take three
double bacon cheeseburgers

392
00:15:54,263 --> 00:15:55,747
and three drinks.

393
00:15:57,335 --> 00:15:58,543
Girls, getting fast food

394
00:15:58,647 --> 00:16:00,407
is not usually
part of the test drive.

395
00:16:00,511 --> 00:16:03,824
Duh, we gotta
test the cup holders.

396
00:16:03,928 --> 00:16:07,207
And we got you
a double bacon cheeseburger.

397
00:16:07,311 --> 00:16:08,519
Oh.

398
00:16:08,622 --> 00:16:11,522
I'm vegan, but what the heck.
[chomps]

399
00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:14,835
Get this, my wife actually
wanted to take Veronica

400
00:16:14,939 --> 00:16:16,182
grocery shopping.

401
00:16:16,285 --> 00:16:20,462
I mean, what if her dang
protein shakes spilled, huh?

402
00:16:20,565 --> 00:16:21,773
I'd never forgive myself.

403
00:16:21,877 --> 00:16:24,535
Ah, I never let my family
in Sophia.

404
00:16:24,638 --> 00:16:26,640
Gotta protect her fine
Italian leather.

405
00:16:26,744 --> 00:16:28,435
Isn't that right,  bellissima?

406
00:16:28,539 --> 00:16:31,266
[car honks]
Whoa, check out Kotaro.

407
00:16:31,369 --> 00:16:32,612
What's he driving?

408
00:16:32,715 --> 00:16:35,580
Gentlemen of the Royal Woods
minivan society,

409
00:16:35,684 --> 00:16:38,169
allow me to present Marilyn.

410
00:16:38,273 --> 00:16:40,275
Va-va-voo!

411
00:16:40,378 --> 00:16:42,104
[Lincoln]
Okay, we all know
why we're here.

412
00:16:42,208 --> 00:16:44,555
Dad is out of control
with the new van.

413
00:16:44,658 --> 00:16:47,730
Yeah, it's almost enough
to make you miss Vanzilla.

414
00:16:47,834 --> 00:16:49,042
She was a hunk of junk,

415
00:16:49,146 --> 00:16:50,906
but at least
we could be ourselves.

416
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,839
That's it, then.
We gotta convince Dad

417
00:16:52,942 --> 00:16:55,635
to trade in Veronica,
and get Vanzilla back.

418
00:16:55,738 --> 00:16:57,188
Easier said than done.

419
00:16:57,292 --> 00:16:58,948
[exhales deeply]

420
00:16:59,052 --> 00:17:01,296
Veronica,
will you accept this key ring

421
00:17:01,399 --> 00:17:02,918
as a symbol of my love?

422
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,333
Oh, for Pete's sake.

423
00:17:04,437 --> 00:17:07,026
Looks like we're gonna have
to go subliminal again.

424
00:17:07,129 --> 00:17:09,062
[all]
Mm-hmm.

425
00:17:10,236 --> 00:17:11,547
Um, I don't understand

426
00:17:11,651 --> 00:17:13,170
how shopping is part
of the test drive.

427
00:17:13,273 --> 00:17:16,242
Duh, we need to see how many
bags the trunk can hold.

428
00:17:16,345 --> 00:17:18,796
But--And look what
I found on sale.

429
00:17:18,899 --> 00:17:21,557
It really brings out
your eyes.

430
00:17:23,663 --> 00:17:25,458
Hey, Dad,
we made pizz-zilla,

431
00:17:25,561 --> 00:17:27,425
pizza shaped like Vanzilla.

432
00:17:27,529 --> 00:17:30,946
Brings back some memories,
doesn't it?

433
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,396
It sure does.

434
00:17:32,499 --> 00:17:35,226
Everything's fallen off of it
just like Vanzilla.

435
00:17:35,330 --> 00:17:36,227
[laughs]

436
00:17:36,331 --> 00:17:39,023
Glad that heap's gone.

437
00:17:39,127 --> 00:17:40,438
I'm off to work, dear.

438
00:17:40,542 --> 00:17:43,200
I know you don't trust me
to drive Veronica.

439
00:17:43,303 --> 00:17:45,064
So from now on
I'll be carpooling

440
00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:47,204
with my co-worker, Brandon.

441
00:17:47,307 --> 00:17:48,481
You know, the one who just won

442
00:17:48,584 --> 00:17:51,104
the Mr Hunky Royal Woods
contest?

443
00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:53,072
[tyres screech, car honks]

444
00:17:53,175 --> 00:17:54,280
[lively music playing]

445
00:17:54,383 --> 00:17:55,902
Uh-huh,
sure, honey.

446
00:17:56,005 --> 00:17:59,354
Smile, Veronica.
This is going on our blog!

447
00:17:59,457 --> 00:18:01,080
[camera shutter clicks]

448
00:18:01,183 --> 00:18:02,322
Ugh.

449
00:18:02,426 --> 00:18:04,600
♪

450
00:18:04,704 --> 00:18:07,707
You can put your shirt
back on now, Brandon.

451
00:18:08,846 --> 00:18:11,020
We're going to have to
up our game.

452
00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:12,367
[drill whirring]

453
00:18:12,470 --> 00:18:14,369
Okay, maybe we could do
a tour around the block,

454
00:18:14,472 --> 00:18:15,404
and then-- [gasps]

455
00:18:15,508 --> 00:18:18,580
My baby!
She's been mugged!

456
00:18:18,683 --> 00:18:20,306
Wow, sorry, Dad.

457
00:18:20,409 --> 00:18:22,135
But maybe there's a lesson here.

458
00:18:22,239 --> 00:18:25,138
We just can't have a car
this nice in our driveway.

459
00:18:25,242 --> 00:18:27,727
You're right, son.
Everybody clean out the garage.

460
00:18:27,830 --> 00:18:30,143
You'll be safe in there,
lambkins.

461
00:18:30,247 --> 00:18:32,387
Chop-chop! We need to get
Veronica in a safe place

462
00:18:32,490 --> 00:18:33,491
before sundown.

463
00:18:33,595 --> 00:18:35,838
[all groan]

464
00:18:35,942 --> 00:18:39,187
Well, that bit it hard.
Let's face it, dudes,

465
00:18:39,290 --> 00:18:42,328
we're never gonna trick daddy-o
into getting Vanzilla back.

466
00:18:42,431 --> 00:18:44,330
[gasps]
Get Vanzilla back?

467
00:18:44,433 --> 00:18:46,470
What are you talking about?
Don't you like Veronica?

468
00:18:46,573 --> 00:18:47,712
She's fine.

469
00:18:47,816 --> 00:18:50,163
The problem is, well, you.

470
00:18:50,267 --> 00:18:52,821
Yeah, you've turned into
a total meanie,

471
00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:55,651
and frankly,
a bit of a weirdo.

472
00:18:55,755 --> 00:18:57,964
That is unfair.No, it's not, Dad.

473
00:18:58,067 --> 00:19:00,069
You made me walk
all the way home from school.

474
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:02,486
I was very clear
about the no-sneezing policy.

475
00:19:02,589 --> 00:19:05,109
And I do not appreciate
being singled out

476
00:19:05,213 --> 00:19:06,697
to wear this saliva shield.

477
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,354
I see what's happening here.

478
00:19:08,457 --> 00:19:11,771
You can't stand to see how happy
Veronica and I are together,

479
00:19:11,874 --> 00:19:13,428
so you wanna rip us apart!

480
00:19:13,531 --> 00:19:17,017
For shame, family,
for shame!

481
00:19:17,121 --> 00:19:19,572
And they called me a meanie
and a weirdo.

482
00:19:19,675 --> 00:19:22,747
Meanie? Check.
I have heard that one too.

483
00:19:22,851 --> 00:19:25,094
Yep.
Hm, weirdo? Been there.

484
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:28,201
You gotta shrug it off, Lynn.
Families just don't get it.

485
00:19:28,305 --> 00:19:30,997
Yeah, stand firm
on that sneeze policy.

486
00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:33,482
Hey, kids, who's up
for some Burpin' Burger?

487
00:19:33,586 --> 00:19:36,934
I'll take five burpin' burgers
with all the stuffings,

488
00:19:37,037 --> 00:19:38,694
and make sure that sauce
is dripping.

489
00:19:38,798 --> 00:19:42,181
You're the best, Dad!We love you!

490
00:19:42,284 --> 00:19:43,630
[sighs]

491
00:19:43,734 --> 00:19:45,736
I remember
when my kids loved me.

492
00:19:45,839 --> 00:19:47,565
Me too.
In my old van,

493
00:19:47,669 --> 00:19:49,567
the kids used to have
squirt gun fights,

494
00:19:49,671 --> 00:19:50,568
and I'd just laugh.

495
00:19:50,672 --> 00:19:52,052
Yeah.
In my old heap,

496
00:19:52,156 --> 00:19:55,194
the dog gave birth
right there in the backseat.

497
00:19:55,297 --> 00:19:56,643
It was the cutest.

498
00:19:56,747 --> 00:19:58,127
Ah, to heck with it.

499
00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:00,923
I'm going to trade in Olivia
and get my old van back.

500
00:20:01,027 --> 00:20:02,339
Me too.[car doors closing]

501
00:20:02,442 --> 00:20:04,755
Me too.
Farewell, Marilyn.

502
00:20:04,858 --> 00:20:07,171
We'll always have
that first oil change.

503
00:20:07,275 --> 00:20:09,829
You guys are nuts.
You're gonna regret this.

504
00:20:09,932 --> 00:20:13,729
[girl]
Daddy, who's that sad,
lonely man in the beaded vest?

505
00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:15,697
[father]
Stay away from him, kids.

506
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:18,976
[sombre music]

507
00:20:19,079 --> 00:20:20,184
[sighs]

508
00:20:20,288 --> 00:20:21,496
[horn honking]

509
00:20:21,599 --> 00:20:23,601
Family?
I'm sorry!

510
00:20:23,705 --> 00:20:26,570
You were right.
Who wants to get Vanzilla back?

511
00:20:26,673 --> 00:20:29,158
[all cheering]

512
00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:30,850
But we don't have
our booties.

513
00:20:30,953 --> 00:20:32,576
No, I don't care anymore.

514
00:20:32,679 --> 00:20:35,406
Just get your beautiful
muddy feet in here.

515
00:20:35,510 --> 00:20:36,683
[all cheering]

516
00:20:36,787 --> 00:20:39,617
[exciting music]

517
00:20:39,721 --> 00:20:41,067
Hi,
I wanna return this van.

518
00:20:41,170 --> 00:20:43,656
It just didn't work out.
All right, sir.

519
00:20:43,759 --> 00:20:46,348
And now I'd like to buy back
my old van.

520
00:20:46,452 --> 00:20:48,557
No can do.
Just sold it for scrap

521
00:20:48,661 --> 00:20:49,972
to the junkyard.[gasps]

522
00:20:50,076 --> 00:20:52,009
[all]
♪ Ooh, girl, if I could

523
00:20:52,112 --> 00:20:54,045
♪ Ooh, girl,
give you the ♪

524
00:20:54,149 --> 00:20:55,564
♪ Ooh, girl,
we're all girls ♪

525
00:20:55,668 --> 00:20:58,636
We need to take this car
out for a test drive right now.

526
00:20:58,740 --> 00:21:00,293
Dad, I think
Steve may have had enough

527
00:21:00,397 --> 00:21:01,708
test driving for one day.

528
00:21:01,812 --> 00:21:04,124
Are you kidding?
This was amazing!

529
00:21:04,228 --> 00:21:07,024
My nail beds have literally
never looked this good.

530
00:21:07,127 --> 00:21:09,751
What ever you guys wanna do,
I'm in.

531
00:21:09,854 --> 00:21:11,477
[all]
Whoo!

532
00:21:11,580 --> 00:21:13,548
♪♪

533
00:21:13,651 --> 00:21:15,860
[all calling for Vanzilla]

534
00:21:15,964 --> 00:21:17,483
Honk if you can hear me!

535
00:21:17,586 --> 00:21:20,071
[all calling for Vanzilla]Come on, baby, where are ya?

536
00:21:20,175 --> 00:21:21,935
There she is.

537
00:21:22,039 --> 00:21:23,212
♪♪

538
00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:24,213
[all]
No!

539
00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:25,663
[alarm beeping]

540
00:21:25,767 --> 00:21:28,010
Dad, bead me.

541
00:21:28,114 --> 00:21:31,290
♪♪

542
00:21:31,393 --> 00:21:33,740
[electricity sparking]

543
00:21:33,844 --> 00:21:35,328
I wanna buy this van.

544
00:21:35,432 --> 00:21:37,296
Seriously, this hunk of junk?

545
00:21:37,399 --> 00:21:40,989
She's not a hunk of junk.
She's family.

546
00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:42,231
[thud]

547
00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:44,372
Thanks for giving up
Veronica, dear.

548
00:21:44,475 --> 00:21:46,443
I know it was a big sacrifice.

549
00:21:46,546 --> 00:21:47,927
[scoffs]
Veronica who?

550
00:21:48,030 --> 00:21:49,618
Aww.[both laugh]

551
00:21:49,722 --> 00:21:52,690
I'm just glad we can all be
together in Vanzilla again.

552
00:21:52,794 --> 00:21:54,071
We are too!

553
00:21:54,174 --> 00:21:57,316
Even if we're not actually
in Vanzilla.

554
00:21:57,419 --> 00:21:58,593
[all grunting]

555
00:21:58,696 --> 00:22:00,698
♪ Ooh, girl, if I could

556
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:04,461
♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪

557
00:22:04,564 --> 00:22:06,325
♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪

558
00:22:06,428 --> 00:22:09,224
♪ In the Loud house
♪ Loud house

559
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,640
♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪

560
00:22:11,744 --> 00:22:15,851
♪ That's the way we show
our love in the Loud house ♪

561
00:22:15,955 --> 00:22:17,232
♪ Loud house

562
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:18,647
♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪

563
00:22:18,751 --> 00:22:20,028
♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪

564
00:22:20,131 --> 00:22:21,236
♪ Stand in line to take a pee

565
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,720
♪ Never any privacy

566
00:22:22,824 --> 00:22:25,136
♪ Chaos with 11 kids

567
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:27,760
♪ That's the way
it always is ♪

568
00:22:27,863 --> 00:22:29,209
♪ In the Loud house