- ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles
♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪
♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪
- ♪ In the Loud house
♪ In the Loud house
- ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪
♪ Is how we show our love
- ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ One boy and ten girls
♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪
- ♪ Loud Loud Loud
♪ Loud house
- Poo-poo.
[upbeat rock music]
♪
- I know this looks a little weird,
but I'm doing it for a reason.
Today's the first day of spring break,
and to ensure we make the most of it,
Clyde and I came up with this.
Ew. Note to self:
don't ever borrow Lynn's tracksuit again.
I meant we came up with this:
Clincoln McLoud's Totally Awesome and Rad
Spring Break Bucket List, patent pending.
It's a totally awesome and rad list of all the rad
and awesome things Clyde and I want to do
over the nine days of spring break.
We've been working on this baby since Christmas break ended,
and that's why I'm stretching.
With so many activities to get through,
we can't afford to cramp up.
[groans]
That's enough stretching for now.
[bird chirps and dog barks]
- Hey, buddy. Where's your tracksuit?
- Uh, Lincoln-- - It's cool. I brought a spare.
I also took care of breakfast.
- Uh, Lincoln-- - Doughnuts!
- Lincoln-- - Yes, yes, I know, Clyde.
You need your fiber, and that's why I packed fruit too.
[air horn blows] Augh!
- Lincoln, my dad and I are going to Hawaii for eight days.
They just surprised me.
- What? - Oh, sorry about the air horn.
- No!
Wait, did you say eight days?
Spring break is nine days, which means we'll still have one day
left when you get back to do everything on our list.
both: Yes!
- Of course, we'll have to pare down the list a little.
- Of course.
both: List pare-down mode activated.
[upbeat music]
- [snoring]
♪ ♪
- Whew.
- [snoring]
♪ ♪
[horn honks]
So what did you cut?
- Heh-heh, um, nothing.
I actually added an activity.
- Well, you did better than me. I added two.
[laughter]
This is gonna be the most awesome and rad day ever.
- Just make sure you're home before
the streetlights come on; tomorrow's a school day.
- No problem, Mom.
- Hmm, that gives us eight hours.
Think we'll be able to get all this done?
- Clyde, we have to.
Though we'll need to do more stretching.
both: Ow.
- One's good.
First activity: catch up on all the episodes
of "ARGGH!" we've recorded.
- Sounds awesome and rad to me.
- 42 episodes?
Hmm, we may have to speed things up a bit.
- Greetings, ghost hunters.
I'm Hunger Spectre, and... ahh!
[garbled fast-forwarding audio]
- Oh, excuse me.
- I'll tell you how it ends.
- [gagging]
No, I won't.
[gagging]
Okay, the awesome radness continues with item number two
ride the newest ride at Dairy Land,
Fly Me to the Moo."
"Expected wait time from this point: three days."
[together] Hey! What? What are you doing?
- Ride inspectors coming through.
Excuse us.
- It worked.
- All right, you two, no line cutting.
And stay out!
both: Augh!
- Well, we kind of flew there for a second.
- I'd say it counts.
- "Play with puppies." This should be rad.
- And awesome.
- Sorry, boys, the puppies are being bathed right now,
but you can play with Petey overthere.
[parrot squawking]
- Maybe we should skip this one.
- We can't. It's on the list.
Heh-heh.
[parrot squawking]
Pretty bird.
[parrot squawking]
- Maybe we shouldn't have touched his egg.
- The important thing is, we can check it off the list.
- Ahh, a leisurely carriage ride through the park
was a great idea, Clyde.
Glad you added it to the list.
- Thanks, but I think we're gonna have to
pick up the pace a little.
[air horn blows]
[rock music]
- On the bright side, we're still technically riding
a carriage through the park.
This is awesome.
I've always wanted to swim in gelatin.
- How long does it take to set?
- Let's see, 20 minutes per 4 ounces of water,
and this is a 100-gallon pool, so you've got to carry the 1--
- Hey, it's spring break.
We shouldn't be doing math.
- You're right.
Besides, we have a list to get through.
both: Ahh!
- The good news is, the internet says the color isn't permanent.
The bad news is, it's 1:00, and we're not even
halfway through the list.
- Maybe we need to split up.
Then we'll get the list done in no time.
- Good thinking.
You take the rad. I'll take the awesome.
- "Orange" you glad you thought of that?
It's quite an "a-peeling" idea.
[laughs] Get it?
[both sigh]
- Oh, wait. "Citrus" self down.
I was just getting to the "juicy" part.
Okay, "Vitamin C" you later.
Man, I'm on fire.
- A-five, six, seven, eight.
[loud music]
- Yo, what you up to, little bro?
- Having a jam session.
- Righteous. I'll grab my ax.
- Sorry, it's a me and Clyde thing.
- You and Clyde?
Uh, okay, bro.
- Oof!
[groaning]
- Hey, Clyde. Do you need a partner?
- No, thanks. It's a me and Lincoln thing.
- Oh. Hi, Lincoln.
- Here we go, buddy.
[grunting]
Ahh!
both: You ruined our sand castle!
- Ugh! Augh! Ow!
- Lincoln, can you watch the twins?
I have to go to the bathroom.
- Sweet, a 6-footer.
- Sorry, Lynn. It's a me and Clyde thing.
- [belches]
[laughs] Thanks, bro.
- Excuse me, ma'am. Would you mind taking a photo
of me and my best friend?
- Normally I'd say no, but since your best friend's a rock,
I kind of feel sorry for you.
How do you work this thing? [phone chimes]
- I'm sorry, Clyde. I didn't get that.
- Uh, can you hurry?
My friend is kind of heavy. [phone chimes]
- Okay, I found three results for "heavy."
- Ahh! Rock Lincoln!
- Well, here you go.
- [sighs]
- Sorry about your friend, but that piece of driftwood
over there looks pretty lonely.
[upbeat violin music]
♪ ♪
- [gasps] Driftwood Lincoln!
♪ ♪
Eat my dust, Pizza Box Lincoln.
Eat my crust, Clyde.
Ha-ha-ha.
Lincoln, come in.
I finished my half of the list and a whole pizza.
- Great, I finished my half too.
Let's rendezvous at the predetermined location.
- Hey, here you go.
I know what it's like to need a friend.
Nice to meet you.
- What a day, huh, Clyde?
So awesome.
- And rad.
- Except for when we threw up.
- And turned orange.
- And Lynn belched in my face.
- And I fell in the lake.
- Let's not forget Petey.
- Ugh, I think I'd rather forget.
- Come to think of it, today kind of--
- Wasn't rad? - Or awesome.
- How did that happen?
- I guess we got so obsessed with finishing the list,
we had no time to actually enjoy ourselves.
- You're right, and now spring break is over.
We blew it.
[dramatic music]
- [gasps]
[tires squealing]
- Learn to drive, maniac.
- Ah, this is the berries. I've got a blown tire.
- A blown tire?
How are we gonna get home before the streetlights come on?
- Look.
[engine revving]
[tires squealing]
- Hang on, boys.
I'm about to get on the freeway.
both: Ahh!
- We're good here. Thanks for the lift.
[tires screeching]
[sheep bleating]
[rock music]
♪ ♪
[sheep bleating]
♪ ♪
both: Ahh!
Ugh!
♪ ♪
[bell dinging]
♪ ♪
Yay!
[grunting]
♪ ♪
Yes!
♪ ♪
We made it.
[panting]
- All that stretching really paid off.
- Is it just me, or was getting home totally rad?
- Yeah, the most awesome part of today wasn't even on the list.
both: Huh.
- Guess we didn't blow our spring break after all.
both: Clincoln McCloud.
- So what's our plan for summerbreak?
both: To not have one.
- Awesome. - Rad.
[sheep bleating]
- Oh, my ride's here.
See you tomorrow, buddy.
[sheep bleating]
[parrot squawking] - Ahh!
Heh-heh, pretty bird.
Ahh! Ahh! Ow! Ow!
- It's probably just another him and Clyde thing.
[upbeat rock music]
♪ ♪
- We're off to the movies, honey.
Have fun at your party tonight.
- Linsanity Sr. brought you someprops.
Nothing brightens up a party like a lamp shade on the head.
♪ Ooh-ah, ooh-ah
Huh? - No offense, Dad, but I'm 17.
I'm not throwing that kind of party.
- "50 ways to throw a sophisticated party."
- Oh, gotcha.
So it's more of a fake vomit affair, huh?
[gagging]
[laughter]
- Come on, honey, we don't want to miss the previews.
- I'd be kicking myself if I didn't at least ask.
Propeller beanie?
And I'm out.
- Okay, "Item number one: say more with great decor."
Color-coordinated coasters, check.
Scented candles, check.
Confetti...Bobby, sweetie, you're bunching the confetti.
You're supposed to scatter it whimsically, like this.
[together] Whoo! Party-party! Yay!
both: We brought our bouncers.
- I've constructed a chocolate fountain.
It started out as a nuclear fusion device,
but I accidentally dropped my chocolate bar in it.
- And I've been working on my party tricks all week.
[laughter]
Knee farts.
- Guys, sorry, we're not doing any of that.
This is going to be a sophisticated party.
- Boring.
- Well, I'm glad you feel that way, because you're not invited.
It's just for the older kids.
- Yeah, sorry, guys.
It's just for us.
- Lincoln, put your pants back on.
You're not invited either.
Just Leni and Luna.
- What? Come on.
- Ooh, and me.
Please, please, please, please, please, please.
- Fine, but you have to be cool.
- "Cooly" noted.
[laughs]Get it?
- Don't make me regret my decision.
- I did not spend a whole week mastering party tricks
just to be shown the door.
Lori doesn't want Lincoln Loud at her party,
but she didn't say anything about...
Lincolnovich Loudinski.
I am new foreign exchangestudent.
- I don't see your name on the list.
- Uh, that is shopping list.
- Oh, so feta cheese isn't coming?
I was so excited to meet her.
- Party's pretty sweet, babe.
- Thanks, boo-boo bear.
Now for item eight: "Make your party all that
with some sparkling chitchat."
- Ahh!
- So has anyone done any travel lately?
I heard the Galapagos Islands are beautiful this time of year.
- Uh, me and Ted went to thequarry
and threw rocks at ducks.
[amplifier feedback squealing]
[rock guitar music]
- Hey, guys, did you check out the origami station?
Luna, what are you doing?
- Just trying to liven up the proceedings, dude.
- Well, it's way too noisy.
Item four clearly states that easy listening
makes for easy talking.
- What's item five, put everyone asleep?
- You are on warning.
- Super cute.
I'm totes posting this.
- You totes are not.
This is not sophisticated.
Post this.
- Awesome. You look so constipated.
- Sophisticated, Leni.
"Item seven: tasty bites make tasty nights."
Anyone for mushroom polenta on toast points?
- I've got a buddy who's a mushroom.
He's a real "fun guy."
[laughter]
- Luan, I told you to be cool
- What? I'm just trying to yuck it up a little.
- Ugh, there's no yucking at a sophisticated party.
- Unless someone eats a polenta.
Ba-zing.
- You are both on warning.
- Guys, who's up for some charades?
I'll go first.
Okay.
- You have to go number two.
[metal clanging rhythmically]
- Chas like.
[metal clanging rhythmically]
[laughter]
- Whoo-hoo!
- Guys, guys, I just put out some fresh salmon mousse.
Ugh, Luna, what did I tell you?
- But, dude, they were picki'' up what I was layin' down.
- Well, you need to pick up and leave before you ruin my party.
- Whatever, brah.
- It's too bad.
She had a real "clean" sound.
Guess you have to "wash" your step around here.
Yeah, or you'll get "hung out to dry."
[laughs]
Oh. Okay, we "fold."
[laughs]
[laughter]
- Do another one, Lincolnovich.
- For you, babushka, no problem.
[clears throat]
[together] Ooh, ahh.
[laughter]
- Lincoln, I told you you're notinvited.
- But my tricks are killing.
- I'm trying to throw a sophisticated party,
and you're literally waving around your underwear.
Now scram!
- They will hear about this atembassy.
- Um, excuse me, everyone.
I'm sorry for all my annoying siblings.
Now that they're gone,
we can get back to our charades and toast points.
[together] Oh, man. Um...
- Yay.
- You got kicked out too, huh?
- Don't worry, brah.
This party's way more rockin'.
A-one, two, three, four.
[rock guitar music]
- Check out this major air.
Yee-haw!
- Charles, I see your grandfather.
He's a Labradoodle.
- Oh, mama.
This molten Theobroma cacao-- street name chocolate--
is working wonders on my serotonin levels.
- Goo-goo.
[laughter]
- You're right. This party's way better.
Mind if I sit in? [fart noises]
[laughter]
- Yeah, little bro.
I dig what you're layin' down.
[laughter]
[light classical music]
- I don't get it, you guys.
I've been following the list,
but people don't look like they're having fun.
- I think they're having fun.
Leni, Joey is literally doing his homework.
Hmm, I know what my mistake was.
- You listened too closely to some silly magazine
instead of following your own instincts?
- No, I left out item 24.
Okay, everyone, line dancing.
[together] Ugh.
- Don't worry. It's easy. Just watch me.
Grapevine right, grapevine left, back three steps, and scuff.
[twangy music]
- Lori, um, can I get a drink?
- Sure, Becky,
as soon as I get a good grapevine out of you.
[laughter]
- Brrring.
Oh, there's my phone.
Oh, what's that, Mom?
You stubbed your toe really hard
and you need me to come home right away?
Oh, sorry, Lori, family emergency.
Whew.
- Oh, uh, sorry, she's my ride. Wait up, Rhonda.
[together] She's my ride too. Me too. I'm blocking her in.
- Wait, you guys. Where are you going?
We haven't, um, made vision boards yet.
- I don't need a vision to know I'm bored.
Awesome party, Lori.
- Don't feel bad, babe.
I mean, a stubbed toe, that is pretty serious.
- Ehh, nice try, boo-boo bear, but I know my party was a bomb.
- What do you mean?
Joey got all his homework done.
- [sighs] Guys, if you don't mind,
I literally want to be alone for a little bit.
- I saw everyone leaving.
Are you okay?
- [sighs] I'm fine.
- Well, we're all hanging outupstairs
if you want to come join us.
I mean, it's nothing "sophisticated," but--
- You know what?
I think I'm done with sophisticated.
Oh, so that's where all the salmon mousse went.
Wonderful.
[rock music]
- Hey, guys, look who's joining the party.
[all cheering]
- Can I offer you a chocolate-covered
gelatinous confectionary?
Street name: marshmallow.
- Lori, come join our séance.
We just discovered that Walt's ancestor is a pterodactyl.
- And my ancestor's a coffeetable.
[laughter]
- Dudeage, come sing a duet with me.
- No, no.
You know I'm not a good singer.
- Come on. I'm doing your fave.
♪ Ooh, girl, give you the
both: ♪ Ooh, girl, world girl, give you the ♪
♪ Ooh, girl, world girl
- Coming through.
- I'm gonna beat you.
- I'm gonna beat both of you.
[all speaking excitedly]
- Right.
- Yeah!
- And the new bouncy ball champion is Lori Loud!
[laughs]
- I am totally posting this.
[phones chiming]
[doorbell rings]
- Yeah, my mom's toe, it's all better.
- Oh, yeah, and she's still myride.
- Mine too. - Yeah, I needed to
block her back in.
[all speaking excitedly]
- I see a B-minus in your future.
- Oh, man, why do I even bother studying at parties?
- Great party, Lori. Chas like.
- Well, actually, it's not my--
- Yeah, Lori throws the bestparties.
- I know what would make this even better.
Party props.
[laughter]
[both gasp]
[record needle scratches]
- Uh, Mom and Dad, I'm sorry.
Things got a little out of hand.
Please don't be mad.
[laughter]
- We're not mad.
We're thrilled.
- Honey, this is the kind of party a 17-year-old should have.
[laughter]
- Hey, everyone, I got another pair of undies.
Time for an encore performance. [clears throat]
- I taught him that.
[laughter]
- ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪
♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪
♪ In the Loud house - ♪ Loud house
- ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪
♪ That's the way we show our love in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house
♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪
♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪
♪ Stand in line to take a pee
♪ Never any privacy
♪ Chaos with 11 kids
♪ That's the way it always is ♪
♪ In the Loud house