1 00:00:02,761 --> 00:00:04,038 - ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 2 00:00:04,142 --> 00:00:05,798 ♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪ 3 00:00:05,902 --> 00:00:07,317 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 4 00:00:07,421 --> 00:00:08,732 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles 5 00:00:08,836 --> 00:00:10,631 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 6 00:00:10,734 --> 00:00:14,048 ♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪ 7 00:00:14,152 --> 00:00:15,118 - ♪ In the Loud house 8 00:00:15,222 --> 00:00:16,568 ♪ In the Loud house 9 00:00:16,671 --> 00:00:17,707 - ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪ 10 00:00:17,810 --> 00:00:19,467 ♪ Is how we show our love 11 00:00:19,571 --> 00:00:21,504 - ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪ 12 00:00:21,607 --> 00:00:22,988 - ♪ One boy and ten girls 13 00:00:23,092 --> 00:00:24,990 ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 14 00:00:25,094 --> 00:00:28,131 - ♪ Loud Loud Loud 15 00:00:28,235 --> 00:00:29,443 ♪ Loud house 16 00:00:29,546 --> 00:00:30,685 - Poo-poo. 17 00:00:32,515 --> 00:00:35,380 [funky music] 18 00:00:35,483 --> 00:00:39,970 ♪ 19 00:00:40,074 --> 00:00:41,593 [school bell rings] [boy grunting] 20 00:00:41,696 --> 00:00:43,698 - Man, I hate dodge ball! Oof! 21 00:00:43,802 --> 00:00:45,976 - Me too! - It's the worst. 22 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:48,703 - I'd rather milk an ornery cow! 23 00:00:48,807 --> 00:00:50,947 - Chill, guys. Just like we practiced. 24 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:52,707 Snake formation! 25 00:00:52,811 --> 00:00:54,985 So, we're all chilling at my place again today? 26 00:00:55,089 --> 00:00:55,986 Left! 27 00:00:56,090 --> 00:00:57,160 - Sure! Oh! 28 00:00:57,264 --> 00:00:58,955 We can make another popcorn pizza! 29 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,405 - Right! 30 00:01:00,508 --> 00:01:01,509 Sorry guys-- - Left! 31 00:01:01,613 --> 00:01:03,063 - I can't make it. - Right! 32 00:01:03,166 --> 00:01:06,100 - Lincoln, you haven't hung out with us all week! 33 00:01:06,204 --> 00:01:07,584 - I know, I've just had this thing 34 00:01:07,688 --> 00:01:09,828 to take care of. [whistle blows] 35 00:01:09,931 --> 00:01:11,899 Have fun, guys! Catch ya later! 36 00:01:12,002 --> 00:01:15,661 Hey! Girl Jordan! The whistle blew! 37 00:01:15,765 --> 00:01:17,560 - You know, I'm worried about Lincoln. 38 00:01:17,663 --> 00:01:19,355 It isn't like him to not want to hang out. 39 00:01:19,458 --> 00:01:22,703 - [gasps] You think maybe an alien has taken over his body? 40 00:01:22,806 --> 00:01:24,636 - That would explain the white hair. 41 00:01:24,739 --> 00:01:26,293 - Guys, it's not an alien! 42 00:01:26,396 --> 00:01:28,881 Lincoln and I have a signal for that if that happens. 43 00:01:28,985 --> 00:01:30,642 - Well, something ain't right! 44 00:01:30,745 --> 00:01:33,127 - We're Lincoln's friends, and we have to do something. 45 00:01:33,231 --> 00:01:34,404 - Respect his privacy? 46 00:01:34,508 --> 00:01:36,441 - No! We are totally going to spy on him 47 00:01:36,544 --> 00:01:38,650 and find out what's going on! 48 00:01:38,753 --> 00:01:41,480 Hey, Girl Jordan! The whistle blew! 49 00:01:41,584 --> 00:01:43,275 - Ronnie Anne's old house? 50 00:01:43,379 --> 00:01:45,588 This is where he's been coming every day? 51 00:01:45,691 --> 00:01:47,107 - Doesn't he know she moved? 52 00:01:47,210 --> 00:01:49,902 - I think I know what's going on here. 53 00:01:50,006 --> 00:01:52,629 Lincoln's got a classic case of P.B.B. 54 00:01:52,733 --> 00:01:54,562 - Peanut butter breath? - No. 55 00:01:54,666 --> 00:01:56,461 - Pale boy bangs? - No. 56 00:01:56,564 --> 00:01:59,015 - Polybrominated biphenyls? - No. 57 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:02,536 Lincoln has P.B.B., or Post Break-Up Blues. 58 00:02:02,639 --> 00:02:04,365 The poor guy misses Ronnie Anne so much 59 00:02:04,469 --> 00:02:06,712 that he's coming here every day to pine for her. 60 00:02:06,816 --> 00:02:08,404 I learned all about it 61 00:02:08,507 --> 00:02:11,061 in the pamphlets I collected in Dr. Lopez' waiting room. 62 00:02:11,165 --> 00:02:14,306 - So, what do we do? Should we talk to him about it? 63 00:02:14,410 --> 00:02:16,619 - No! The pamphlet says that will just send him 64 00:02:16,722 --> 00:02:18,103 into a denial spiral. 65 00:02:18,207 --> 00:02:20,933 The only way to reverse P.B.B. and get closure 66 00:02:21,037 --> 00:02:23,143 is to distract him from thinking about Ronnie Anne 67 00:02:23,246 --> 00:02:26,629 by using a three-step process called B.B.P. 68 00:02:26,732 --> 00:02:28,838 The first B is for boys' night out! 69 00:02:28,941 --> 00:02:32,152 - Oh! My memaw said I have to be home before dark! 70 00:02:32,255 --> 00:02:34,878 - A boys' afternoon out sounds great, guys! 71 00:02:34,982 --> 00:02:36,466 What brought this on? 72 00:02:36,570 --> 00:02:38,468 - Your P.B.B. - My what? 73 00:02:38,572 --> 00:02:40,988 - Er, your pale boy bangs! 74 00:02:41,091 --> 00:02:43,163 They're so pretty, the world needs to see 'em! 75 00:02:43,266 --> 00:02:44,405 - Come on, Lincoln! 76 00:02:44,509 --> 00:02:46,131 First thing this boys' afternoon out needs 77 00:02:46,235 --> 00:02:47,512 is some new threads. 78 00:02:47,615 --> 00:02:49,376 My dad said he'd hook us up! 79 00:02:49,479 --> 00:02:50,860 [disco-like music] 80 00:02:50,963 --> 00:02:54,104 - Now, there's five happenin' cats. 81 00:02:54,208 --> 00:02:57,177 You're gonna be fighting off the ladies with a stick! 82 00:02:57,280 --> 00:02:59,144 - Aw, dang, I didn't bring my stick! 83 00:02:59,248 --> 00:03:01,111 - Yeah, thanks! - These are great! 84 00:03:01,215 --> 00:03:03,631 - Thanks again, Dad! - Now, you kids have fun. 85 00:03:03,735 --> 00:03:05,323 Make sure to return the suits by tonight, 86 00:03:05,426 --> 00:03:06,945 and don't get a single spot on 'em 87 00:03:07,048 --> 00:03:08,705 or you'll be grounded for a month! 88 00:03:08,809 --> 00:03:10,120 Have fun! - [gulp] 89 00:03:10,224 --> 00:03:13,434 - Anybody else feel like havin' buffalo wings? 90 00:03:13,538 --> 00:03:15,056 - And nachos! - Chili fries! 91 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:17,162 - Darn tootin'! - Uh, guys? 92 00:03:18,577 --> 00:03:20,441 Careful, guys! Zach, napkin! 93 00:03:20,545 --> 00:03:22,305 Lincoln, watch that sauce! 94 00:03:22,409 --> 00:03:24,721 - It's working! He looks happy. 95 00:03:24,825 --> 00:03:27,414 - These pamphlets have never steered me wrong. 96 00:03:27,517 --> 00:03:30,071 [music playing] - Oooh-wee, I love this song! 97 00:03:30,175 --> 00:03:32,073 - You know who else loves this song? 98 00:03:32,177 --> 00:03:33,385 Ronnie Anne. 99 00:03:33,489 --> 00:03:34,421 [dramatic chords] 100 00:03:34,524 --> 00:03:35,870 - Oh, uh, I just remembered, 101 00:03:35,974 --> 00:03:37,424 I hate this song! [song changes] 102 00:03:37,527 --> 00:03:40,806 - Let me tell you guys about our dessert specials. 103 00:03:40,910 --> 00:03:42,808 We've got the heart-shaped cookie, 104 00:03:42,912 --> 00:03:44,672 the lovers' sundae for two, 105 00:03:44,776 --> 00:03:47,813 and the tira-missyou. [giggles] 106 00:03:47,917 --> 00:03:50,644 - Nobody wants desserts! Let's play some games! 107 00:03:51,955 --> 00:03:54,026 - I wanted dessert. 108 00:03:54,130 --> 00:03:55,718 - Let's play Dance, Dance, Revolution. 109 00:03:55,821 --> 00:03:57,409 [harp chords play] 110 00:03:57,513 --> 00:03:58,514 Never mind! 111 00:03:58,617 --> 00:04:01,033 - Let's just watch some TV. 112 00:04:01,137 --> 00:04:04,140 - Uh-oh! Those are Ronnie Anne's favorite tag-team wrestlers, 113 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:05,693 Payne and Suffering! 114 00:04:05,797 --> 00:04:07,212 - Uh, this place is lame. 115 00:04:07,316 --> 00:04:10,250 Who's up for a boys' day out music montage?! 116 00:04:10,353 --> 00:04:13,149 [disco-like music] 117 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:20,190 ♪ 118 00:04:27,577 --> 00:04:34,274 ♪ 119 00:04:34,377 --> 00:04:38,105 - This boys' day out has been a blast, you guys! 120 00:04:38,208 --> 00:04:40,210 - That's great to hear, Lincoln. Would you say you feel 121 00:04:40,314 --> 00:04:43,041 "a sense of closure and more optimistic about the future"? 122 00:04:43,144 --> 00:04:47,045 - Um, that's pretty specific... but, yeah, I guess. 123 00:04:48,667 --> 00:04:50,290 [beeping] 124 00:04:50,393 --> 00:04:51,636 Whoops, sorry, guys! 125 00:04:51,739 --> 00:04:54,466 I have to go take care of that thing again. 126 00:04:54,570 --> 00:04:55,743 [running footsteps] 127 00:04:55,847 --> 00:04:57,814 - Ugh! I can't believe it! 128 00:04:57,918 --> 00:05:00,058 - So much for closure! 129 00:05:01,197 --> 00:05:02,923 - He's back at Ronnie Anne's! 130 00:05:03,026 --> 00:05:07,168 - Ooh-whee! He's got it bad for that gal! 131 00:05:07,272 --> 00:05:08,998 - Don't worry. Minor setback. 132 00:05:09,101 --> 00:05:10,655 The pamphlet says this can happen. 133 00:05:10,758 --> 00:05:13,105 If the first B in B.B.P. doesn't work, 134 00:05:13,209 --> 00:05:16,592 you just move onto the second B: Beautiful Ladies. 135 00:05:16,695 --> 00:05:18,663 - That's my favorite B! 136 00:05:18,766 --> 00:05:20,734 [car horn blasts] 137 00:05:20,837 --> 00:05:23,737 Guys, protect the suits! Snake formation!! 138 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:25,359 [dramatic music] 139 00:05:25,463 --> 00:05:28,914 Ha! You can't beat the Rust Man that easily! 140 00:05:29,018 --> 00:05:30,122 [birds calling] 141 00:05:30,226 --> 00:05:32,090 Noooooo! 142 00:05:32,193 --> 00:05:36,232 Oh, man, what am I gonna tell my dad about those suits? 143 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:39,097 - Aww, don't you worry. You can get bird poop out. 144 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:40,961 It's donkey poop you gotta worry about. 145 00:05:41,064 --> 00:05:42,272 - Here comes Lincoln. 146 00:05:42,376 --> 00:05:44,585 We're all clear about what to do? 147 00:05:44,689 --> 00:05:45,897 - Hey, guys! - Hey, buddy! 148 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,588 You took care of your... thing? 149 00:05:47,692 --> 00:05:49,797 - Yep! 150 00:05:49,901 --> 00:05:51,903 - Glad you could hang out some more! 151 00:05:52,006 --> 00:05:53,560 - I declare, Zach, 152 00:05:53,663 --> 00:05:55,803 isn't that your friend Renee over there 153 00:05:55,907 --> 00:05:58,772 in yonder comic book store? 154 00:05:58,875 --> 00:06:00,705 - You are right, Liam. 155 00:06:00,808 --> 00:06:02,085 She is probably there 156 00:06:02,189 --> 00:06:05,606 because she is a huge Ace Savvy fan. 157 00:06:05,710 --> 00:06:08,644 - Hey, Lincoln, you're a huge Ace Savvy fan, too! 158 00:06:08,747 --> 00:06:10,404 You should go talkto her! 159 00:06:10,508 --> 00:06:11,440 - I don't-- 160 00:06:13,545 --> 00:06:14,891 It's so cool to meet someone 161 00:06:14,995 --> 00:06:16,652 who loves Ace as much as I do. 162 00:06:16,755 --> 00:06:18,412 - Same here! 163 00:06:18,516 --> 00:06:21,484 - Whoa, is that the limited edition Christmas issue 164 00:06:21,588 --> 00:06:23,348 with the variant cover? 165 00:06:23,452 --> 00:06:26,316 - "Deck the Halls"? I've been looking for that forever. 166 00:06:26,420 --> 00:06:27,594 - Me too. 167 00:06:27,697 --> 00:06:28,940 both: It's the only copy. 168 00:06:29,043 --> 00:06:30,493 - Give it! - It's mine! 169 00:06:30,597 --> 00:06:32,806 - Looks like we're gonna need another beautiful lady. 170 00:06:32,909 --> 00:06:35,015 [whack] And an ice pack. 171 00:06:37,604 --> 00:06:41,435 Hey, Liam, isn't that your cousin, Hattie? 172 00:06:41,539 --> 00:06:43,195 - Tar-nation! 173 00:06:43,299 --> 00:06:45,784 I didn't see her horse parked outside. 174 00:06:45,888 --> 00:06:47,372 Lincoln, you should set next to her. 175 00:06:47,476 --> 00:06:50,410 She's a bigger sci-fi fan than you are! 176 00:06:51,997 --> 00:06:55,276 - Ooooh! My, my, how do? 177 00:06:55,380 --> 00:06:56,588 I'm Hattie. 178 00:06:56,692 --> 00:06:57,762 - Shh! 179 00:06:57,865 --> 00:06:58,832 - I'm Lincoln. 180 00:06:58,935 --> 00:07:01,179 - You done seen this picture before? 181 00:07:01,282 --> 00:07:04,769 Oooh! I love the part where the alien becomes human! 182 00:07:04,872 --> 00:07:06,391 audience: Boo! 183 00:07:06,495 --> 00:07:07,910 - Kind of a spoiler. 184 00:07:08,013 --> 00:07:09,256 - That ain't nothing! 185 00:07:09,359 --> 00:07:11,741 Turns out the whole thing's just a dream! 186 00:07:11,845 --> 00:07:15,055 [audience groans, mutters] - She did not say that! 187 00:07:15,158 --> 00:07:17,126 - Rusty, you must know some beautiful ladies. 188 00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:18,507 - Well, you know-- 189 00:07:18,610 --> 00:07:20,060 - Yeah, you're always bragging about 190 00:07:20,163 --> 00:07:22,580 what a ladies' man you are! 191 00:07:22,683 --> 00:07:24,927 - It's tough on such short notice-- 192 00:07:25,030 --> 00:07:27,377 - Come, on man, it's for Lincoln! 193 00:07:27,481 --> 00:07:30,277 - Uh...sure. I can make a call. 194 00:07:30,380 --> 00:07:34,384 Ahh...here comes the lovely lady now. 195 00:07:35,593 --> 00:07:36,973 - Hello, Rusty! 196 00:07:37,077 --> 00:07:39,459 I'm very excited to meet this white-haired gentleman 197 00:07:39,562 --> 00:07:42,945 you told me about. 198 00:07:43,048 --> 00:07:44,774 - Rusty, who is that?! 199 00:07:44,878 --> 00:07:47,121 - Uh, my piano teacher? 200 00:07:47,225 --> 00:07:49,503 [dramatic musical sting] 201 00:07:49,607 --> 00:07:50,953 Guys, give me a break! 202 00:07:51,056 --> 00:07:53,783 I've been going through a bit of a dry spell. 203 00:07:53,887 --> 00:07:56,027 - [sighs] What are we gonna do, guys? 204 00:07:56,130 --> 00:07:58,443 Nothing seems to be working. 205 00:07:58,547 --> 00:08:01,101 - Hi...yah! 206 00:08:01,204 --> 00:08:02,930 - Wait a minute, guys! Maybe instead of 207 00:08:03,034 --> 00:08:05,208 meeting someone who likes the same things as Lincoln, 208 00:08:05,312 --> 00:08:06,555 he needs to meet someone 209 00:08:06,658 --> 00:08:08,729 who likes the same things as Ronnie Anne. 210 00:08:08,833 --> 00:08:09,799 - Wha-wha-wha! 211 00:08:09,903 --> 00:08:11,732 [screams] 212 00:08:11,836 --> 00:08:14,355 - Ooh, good thinking, man! 213 00:08:14,459 --> 00:08:16,565 - You should write your own pamphlets, dawg! 214 00:08:16,668 --> 00:08:19,084 - Well, I finally got all the hot buttered popcorn 215 00:08:19,188 --> 00:08:20,603 out of my hair and-- Aah! 216 00:08:20,707 --> 00:08:24,262 - Hey, we were thinking about doing some group karate. 217 00:08:24,365 --> 00:08:27,058 - Uh, guys? I thought you said group. 218 00:08:27,161 --> 00:08:29,612 - Oh, did you wantto spar? 219 00:08:29,716 --> 00:08:31,096 - No, uh, that's-- 220 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:32,788 - Uh... [whack, Lincoln yells] 221 00:08:32,891 --> 00:08:35,204 I don't think beautiful ladies is doing the trick. 222 00:08:35,307 --> 00:08:36,688 - Hi-yah! [wham] 223 00:08:36,792 --> 00:08:38,759 - Well, in that case, it's time to move on 224 00:08:38,863 --> 00:08:41,728 to the final letter of B.B.P.-- P for Paradise. 225 00:08:41,831 --> 00:08:42,970 [thud] - Uhh! 226 00:08:43,074 --> 00:08:44,247 - The pamphlet says 227 00:08:44,351 --> 00:08:45,455 Tahiti and Hawaii are good options. 228 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:47,250 - Wha-wha-wha-wha! - Hmm... 229 00:08:47,354 --> 00:08:49,874 Sounds a little out of our budget. 230 00:08:49,977 --> 00:08:52,393 - "Hazeltucky Motel and Water Park." 231 00:08:52,497 --> 00:08:55,983 - Yep! Three days in paradise! We even packed your bag. 232 00:08:56,087 --> 00:08:58,123 - Uh, guys, I appreciate the thought, 233 00:08:58,227 --> 00:09:00,643 but why are you doing this? 234 00:09:02,162 --> 00:09:05,337 - Because, buddy, it's the only way to cure your P.B.B.! 235 00:09:05,441 --> 00:09:08,306 - I have peanut butter breath, and no one told me?! 236 00:09:08,409 --> 00:09:10,515 - No, Post-Breakup Blues. 237 00:09:10,619 --> 00:09:12,310 We know Ronnie Anne broke your heart 238 00:09:12,413 --> 00:09:13,967 when she moved away, and we're trying to 239 00:09:14,070 --> 00:09:15,555 help you put the pieces back together. 240 00:09:15,658 --> 00:09:17,764 - Yeah, we seen you standing outside her house, 241 00:09:17,867 --> 00:09:20,560 lookin' like a cat who done lost his saucer! 242 00:09:20,663 --> 00:09:23,597 - [laughs] Oh, man, that's what this is all about? 243 00:09:23,701 --> 00:09:27,256 Guys, you got it all wrong. I don't miss Ronnie Anne. 244 00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:29,258 - Here comes the denial spiral... 245 00:09:29,361 --> 00:09:31,122 - No, seriously, I was only sitting 246 00:09:31,225 --> 00:09:33,573 in front of her house because-- - All aboard! 247 00:09:35,954 --> 00:09:37,611 [no sound] 248 00:09:37,715 --> 00:09:38,992 - He'll thank us later. 249 00:09:39,095 --> 00:09:41,166 - Yeah. I just hope he knows how lucky he is 250 00:09:41,270 --> 00:09:42,858 to have friends like us. 251 00:09:42,961 --> 00:09:45,515 [phone vibrates] 252 00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:47,345 - Huh. Lincoln must've dropped his phone. 253 00:09:47,448 --> 00:09:50,244 Ronnie Anne?! Ughh! Unbelievable! 254 00:09:50,348 --> 00:09:53,385 She's still tormenting him? I'll handle this. 255 00:09:53,489 --> 00:09:54,801 Hello, Ronnie Anne. 256 00:09:54,904 --> 00:09:57,562 This is Clyde, Lincoln's best friend. 257 00:09:57,666 --> 00:10:00,013 - I know who you are, Clyde. Where's Lincoln? 258 00:10:00,116 --> 00:10:01,428 - You need to leave him alone! 259 00:10:01,531 --> 00:10:03,810 - Yeah! He needs space to get over you! 260 00:10:03,913 --> 00:10:05,259 - Get over me? 261 00:10:05,363 --> 00:10:07,227 - Yeah, since you left, the poor guy's just been 262 00:10:07,330 --> 00:10:09,539 standing in front of your old house every day. 263 00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:11,852 - Yeah! Because I asked him to look out for a package 264 00:10:11,956 --> 00:10:13,302 that was sent to me there. 265 00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:14,821 - How's that now? all: Uh-oh. 266 00:10:14,924 --> 00:10:17,202 - Did you guys do something stupid again? 267 00:10:17,306 --> 00:10:18,894 - We have to stop that bus! 268 00:10:18,997 --> 00:10:23,070 - Snake formation! It'll cut down wind resistance! 269 00:10:23,174 --> 00:10:24,485 all: Aaaahhhh! 270 00:10:24,589 --> 00:10:26,522 - I'm glad they caught you in time. 271 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,904 - Yeah, I've never seen Clyde run that fast. 272 00:10:29,007 --> 00:10:30,491 He actually threw up. 273 00:10:30,595 --> 00:10:31,838 - You must've been furious with them 274 00:10:31,941 --> 00:10:33,494 for putting you through all of that. 275 00:10:33,598 --> 00:10:35,600 - Nah, they were just trying to be good friends. 276 00:10:35,704 --> 00:10:38,603 Besides, I think they're suffering enough right now. 277 00:10:38,707 --> 00:10:41,088 - Man, this bird poop isn't coming out! 278 00:10:41,192 --> 00:10:42,607 - Maybe I was wrong. 279 00:10:42,711 --> 00:10:44,713 Maybe it's donkey poop that comes out easy 280 00:10:44,816 --> 00:10:47,750 and it's that dang bird poop that you gotta worry about. 281 00:10:47,854 --> 00:10:50,788 - Well, the good news is, your package finally arrived! 282 00:10:50,891 --> 00:10:53,411 - Cool! Hey, could you open it for me? 283 00:10:53,514 --> 00:10:55,516 I want to make sure it's not damaged. 284 00:10:57,380 --> 00:11:00,625 - [laughing] 285 00:11:00,729 --> 00:11:02,972 Oh, man. That cost me 25 bucks, 286 00:11:03,076 --> 00:11:05,043 but it was so worth it. 287 00:11:05,147 --> 00:11:07,356 Smell ya later, lame-o. 288 00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:09,289 - Ugh! Ronnie Anne! 289 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,051 Ha. I guess the guys were right. 290 00:11:13,155 --> 00:11:15,778 I really do miss her. 291 00:11:17,607 --> 00:11:20,645 [dramatic, sweeping music] 292 00:11:20,749 --> 00:11:25,305 ♪ 293 00:11:25,408 --> 00:11:27,548 [coyote howls] 294 00:11:27,652 --> 00:11:29,447 [thunder rumbles] 295 00:11:29,550 --> 00:11:32,312 I so enjoy our nightly strolls, Fangs. 296 00:11:32,415 --> 00:11:33,416 - [squeaking] 297 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:35,660 - Guys, this looks so good! 298 00:11:35,764 --> 00:11:38,525 - We should literally be interior designers! 299 00:11:41,148 --> 00:11:42,494 - Hey, guys. [all gasp] 300 00:11:42,598 --> 00:11:44,220 Why are you painting the bathroom 301 00:11:44,324 --> 00:11:46,740 my least favorite color? - Uh, duh! 302 00:11:46,844 --> 00:11:49,847 We all voted on it at the sibling meeting, remember? 303 00:11:49,950 --> 00:11:52,228 - So based on the leftover paint in the garage, 304 00:11:52,332 --> 00:11:54,575 our options are: pink... [giggles] 305 00:11:54,679 --> 00:11:57,233 or black. All in favor of pink? 306 00:11:57,337 --> 00:11:58,787 - Aye! - [squeals] 307 00:11:58,890 --> 00:12:01,410 Great! We all agree. Pink it is! 308 00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:04,689 - Sigh. Well, I wasn't there. 309 00:12:04,793 --> 00:12:07,588 But of course, as usual, no one noticed. 310 00:12:07,692 --> 00:12:11,351 - Oh, come on! Exaggerate much? 311 00:12:12,697 --> 00:12:16,114 - Whoops! Sorry, I didn't notice you! 312 00:12:16,218 --> 00:12:18,876 - Oh, spirits, I summon thee-- 313 00:12:18,979 --> 00:12:20,774 - [shrieks] What?! 314 00:12:20,878 --> 00:12:23,052 No! She did NOT! 315 00:12:24,295 --> 00:12:27,194 - Oh, spirits, I summon thee-- 316 00:12:27,298 --> 00:12:29,472 - Aaaaahhh! 317 00:12:29,576 --> 00:12:31,440 Okay! First we send in recon falcons 318 00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:34,408 to assess the enemy's firepower! 319 00:12:34,512 --> 00:12:37,170 - Grr! 320 00:12:37,273 --> 00:12:39,034 Oh, spirits-- 321 00:12:39,137 --> 00:12:40,483 - Easy on starboard! 322 00:12:40,587 --> 00:12:42,969 And stroke, stroke, stroke. 323 00:12:43,072 --> 00:12:44,073 - Ugh! 324 00:12:44,177 --> 00:12:45,661 [overlapping chatter] 325 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,767 - Guys, could you keep it down? 326 00:12:47,870 --> 00:12:49,078 I'm trying to contact-- 327 00:12:49,182 --> 00:12:50,493 Oof! 328 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,427 - Last slice of pie. Who wants it? 329 00:12:53,531 --> 00:12:55,636 - [shrieking] Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi! 330 00:12:55,740 --> 00:12:57,984 - Um, I raised my hand-- 331 00:12:58,087 --> 00:13:01,228 - I can't believe no one else wanted this! 332 00:13:01,332 --> 00:13:02,574 - Sigh. 333 00:13:02,678 --> 00:13:04,128 - 'Scuse me! [overlapping chatter] 334 00:13:04,231 --> 00:13:05,819 - I call left armrest. 335 00:13:09,719 --> 00:13:12,792 - Next, on "Vampires of Melancholia"... 336 00:13:12,895 --> 00:13:15,691 - Griselda, I know you're only seeing that werewolf 337 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,313 to make me jealous-- 338 00:13:17,417 --> 00:13:19,108 [buzzer sound] - Ehh! 339 00:13:19,212 --> 00:13:20,938 - Next, on "The Audition"... 340 00:13:21,041 --> 00:13:23,181 - Hey! I had the remote first. 341 00:13:23,285 --> 00:13:25,528 - Sorry, dude, we also voted on tonight's TV show 342 00:13:25,632 --> 00:13:27,703 at the sibling meeting! 343 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,084 - Grr! 344 00:13:29,187 --> 00:13:31,776 Will someone please hand me my poetry journal? 345 00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:34,814 I have some very strong feelings to express. 346 00:13:36,746 --> 00:13:38,093 - Oops, clumsy me. 347 00:13:38,196 --> 00:13:39,577 - Aaarrrhhh! 348 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:41,510 - Did anyone hear something? 349 00:13:43,892 --> 00:13:46,273 - [groans] Edwin, no matter what I do, 350 00:13:46,377 --> 00:13:48,413 my siblings walk all over me. 351 00:13:48,517 --> 00:13:52,107 At least when things get bad, I can go to my secret dark place 352 00:13:52,210 --> 00:13:54,454 which...they've filled with their junk. 353 00:13:54,557 --> 00:13:55,835 Typical. 354 00:13:55,938 --> 00:13:57,871 Sigh. 355 00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:01,495 [grunting] 356 00:14:01,599 --> 00:14:02,911 Oh, look! 357 00:14:03,014 --> 00:14:05,706 This trunk belonged to Great-Grandma Harriet. 358 00:14:05,810 --> 00:14:07,467 She was a pretty cool lady. 359 00:14:07,570 --> 00:14:08,848 See? 360 00:14:12,230 --> 00:14:13,887 Ooh. What's this? 361 00:14:15,578 --> 00:14:16,786 [inhales, blows] 362 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:19,755 "Ancient Book of Spells." 363 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,585 Whoa! 364 00:14:22,689 --> 00:14:25,347 Hmm...if I can't get through to my siblings, 365 00:14:25,450 --> 00:14:28,246 maybe a little magic will. 366 00:14:28,350 --> 00:14:30,973 - It's like, Carol gets eyelash extensions 367 00:14:31,077 --> 00:14:33,286 and suddenly she's too good for us? 368 00:14:33,389 --> 00:14:35,667 I know. I know! 369 00:14:35,771 --> 00:14:38,498 - So you like disrupting my séances 370 00:14:38,601 --> 00:14:40,672 with your inane phone calls? 371 00:14:40,776 --> 00:14:43,296 "Eye of newt and toe of frog, 372 00:14:43,399 --> 00:14:45,505 Cease this endless dialogue." 373 00:14:45,608 --> 00:14:48,163 - Whitney? Whitney? Hello? 374 00:14:48,266 --> 00:14:51,511 What?! No! This can't be happening! 375 00:14:51,614 --> 00:14:53,927 ♪ 376 00:14:54,031 --> 00:14:58,138 - So you like putting your muddy butt on my favorite seat? 377 00:14:58,242 --> 00:15:00,589 "Lizard's leg and howlet's wing, 378 00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:03,281 Bring vengeance with an itchy sting." 379 00:15:03,385 --> 00:15:04,524 - [yelps] 380 00:15:04,627 --> 00:15:06,975 [whimpering] 381 00:15:07,078 --> 00:15:08,838 - [humming] 382 00:15:10,495 --> 00:15:14,810 - So you can't help spilling your chemicals on my stuff? 383 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,123 "Gall of goat, slips of yew. 384 00:15:17,226 --> 00:15:20,160 Turn clumsy fingers into glue." 385 00:15:21,265 --> 00:15:23,198 - Oopsie! 386 00:15:23,301 --> 00:15:26,822 Hmm. That's atypical. 387 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,514 - [laughs] [crash] 388 00:15:29,618 --> 00:15:32,276 - Of course, now I have to tinkle. 389 00:15:32,379 --> 00:15:35,003 - Okay, guys, now that I've taken care of 390 00:15:35,106 --> 00:15:39,248 my disruptive siblings, let's try this again. 391 00:15:39,352 --> 00:15:41,526 Ohhhhh, spirit of Goldie, 392 00:15:41,630 --> 00:15:43,735 our late family fish, 393 00:15:43,839 --> 00:15:45,875 who really flushed you? 394 00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:48,671 - Guys, I'm glad I can't use my phone, 395 00:15:48,775 --> 00:15:49,914 because this conversation 396 00:15:50,018 --> 00:15:51,847 literally had to happen in person! 397 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,814 [all giggling, chattering] 398 00:15:53,918 --> 00:15:58,198 - Oh, man, Edwin's fangs really dig into the itch! 399 00:15:58,302 --> 00:16:01,546 - Give him to me! Give that to me now! 400 00:16:01,650 --> 00:16:02,547 Aaaah! 401 00:16:02,651 --> 00:16:04,170 - Oh, great. 402 00:16:04,273 --> 00:16:07,656 And I just got the toilet seat off my butt. 403 00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:11,004 - I don't know what to do, Great-Grandma. 404 00:16:11,108 --> 00:16:14,559 Even when I use the spells, nothing changes around here. 405 00:16:14,663 --> 00:16:16,941 It's so frustrating! 406 00:16:18,943 --> 00:16:21,428 Gasp! This spell is too perfect! 407 00:16:21,532 --> 00:16:22,982 It has to work! 408 00:16:23,085 --> 00:16:24,914 Thanks for giving me a sign. 409 00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:27,952 Though next time, a simple flickering light will do. 410 00:16:28,056 --> 00:16:29,160 Mmmmm. 411 00:16:29,264 --> 00:16:30,782 Mmmm... 412 00:16:30,886 --> 00:16:32,094 - Hey, Luce! 413 00:16:32,198 --> 00:16:33,647 - Hey, what? 414 00:16:33,751 --> 00:16:35,718 - Come on! Time to visit Pop Pop! 415 00:16:35,822 --> 00:16:37,306 - We voted on where to sit in Vanzilla, 416 00:16:37,410 --> 00:16:38,514 and you got the soggy seat. 417 00:16:38,618 --> 00:16:39,826 - You guys go without me. 418 00:16:39,929 --> 00:16:43,243 I'm in the middle of something important. 419 00:16:45,728 --> 00:16:49,732 Hmm. We'll see who sits in the soggy seat from now on. 420 00:16:51,424 --> 00:16:53,667 Round about the bedrooms go, 421 00:16:53,771 --> 00:16:56,360 on their pillows, spell dust throw, 422 00:16:56,463 --> 00:16:59,466 by sunrise they will have no choice 423 00:16:59,570 --> 00:17:02,711 but to listen to my voice. 424 00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:05,438 Night, night, Great-Grandma Harriet. 425 00:17:05,541 --> 00:17:07,647 Yawn! 426 00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:10,891 Ugh! Lynn! 427 00:17:10,995 --> 00:17:13,377 This spell cannot work fast enough. 428 00:17:17,415 --> 00:17:18,692 - Hey, guys. 429 00:17:18,796 --> 00:17:21,316 [no sound] 430 00:17:21,419 --> 00:17:23,007 Yes! 431 00:17:23,111 --> 00:17:26,286 Now everything is gonna change around here. 432 00:17:26,390 --> 00:17:30,290 Next item of business: repainting the bathroom. 433 00:17:30,394 --> 00:17:32,706 All opposed to black say "nay". 434 00:17:32,810 --> 00:17:34,225 [silence] 435 00:17:34,329 --> 00:17:37,194 No one? Black it is! 436 00:17:37,297 --> 00:17:39,541 [light music] 437 00:17:39,644 --> 00:17:40,956 Num, num, num! 438 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:44,442 I can't believe no one else wanted this! 439 00:17:44,546 --> 00:17:45,892 [owl hoots] 440 00:17:45,995 --> 00:17:47,376 - Griselda, you're back. 441 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:49,413 I see you've come to your senses. 442 00:17:49,516 --> 00:17:53,002 - No, I just found out I'm allergic to wolf hair. 443 00:17:54,211 --> 00:17:55,867 - Thank you, Great-Grandma Harriet! 444 00:17:55,971 --> 00:17:59,768 Today was awesome, and it's all thanks to your book of spells. 445 00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:01,114 - Lynn, what's wrong?! 446 00:18:01,218 --> 00:18:04,013 Oh, now, c'mon kiddo-- Whoa! 447 00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:07,603 Your crew meet can't have gone that badly! 448 00:18:07,707 --> 00:18:08,742 [no sound] 449 00:18:08,846 --> 00:18:10,917 - Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! 450 00:18:15,059 --> 00:18:17,475 - They literally kicked you off the team? 451 00:18:17,579 --> 00:18:20,444 That is not fair! 452 00:18:20,547 --> 00:18:22,066 [grunting] 453 00:18:22,170 --> 00:18:25,483 - Lincoln, you got one of your friends killed? 454 00:18:27,244 --> 00:18:29,280 - Commander Loud, what's our move? 455 00:18:29,384 --> 00:18:33,042 [no sound] 456 00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:35,631 You want us to... frost a birthday cake? 457 00:18:35,735 --> 00:18:37,668 - I think he wants us to attack. 458 00:18:37,771 --> 00:18:39,532 I'm just going to attack. 459 00:18:39,635 --> 00:18:42,328 Rusty Spokes! 460 00:18:42,431 --> 00:18:44,053 - Rusty, no! 461 00:18:45,227 --> 00:18:47,781 - Uh-oh. - It's an ambush! 462 00:18:47,885 --> 00:18:49,266 Oh, the horror! 463 00:18:49,369 --> 00:18:50,888 - Lori, honey, 464 00:18:50,991 --> 00:18:53,511 I'm sure it's not the end of the world. 465 00:18:53,615 --> 00:18:55,996 - What's with the silent treatment, Lori? 466 00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:57,274 Do you think you're better than us? 467 00:18:57,377 --> 00:19:01,209 Uch! Whatever. Friendship. Over. 468 00:19:01,312 --> 00:19:04,764 - No worries! You can always hang out with your old mom. 469 00:19:04,867 --> 00:19:07,491 You can join my book club! 470 00:19:07,594 --> 00:19:09,493 [somber music] 471 00:19:09,596 --> 00:19:11,598 - I messed up, Great-Grandma Harriet. 472 00:19:11,702 --> 00:19:14,014 I didn't mean to ruin everyone's life. 473 00:19:14,118 --> 00:19:16,327 I just hope there's a way to undo the spell. 474 00:19:16,431 --> 00:19:19,088 Gasp! "To put a spell back on the shelf, 475 00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:22,091 transfer the effects on to yourself." 476 00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:24,301 Whoa. 477 00:19:24,404 --> 00:19:26,889 Okay, don't worry guys, I didn't call this meeting 478 00:19:26,993 --> 00:19:29,064 to force any more resolutions on you. 479 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,170 I just want to make a confession. 480 00:19:31,273 --> 00:19:33,241 I was getting really fed up 481 00:19:33,344 --> 00:19:35,450 with the way you guys walk all over me, so... 482 00:19:35,553 --> 00:19:38,142 I cast a spell to take away your voices. 483 00:19:38,246 --> 00:19:40,006 I'm really sorry, but don't worry, 484 00:19:40,109 --> 00:19:42,457 I can fix it by transferring the spell to myself. 485 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,804 Yes, I'll never speak again, but I guess I deserve it for-- 486 00:19:44,907 --> 00:19:45,908 [no sound] 487 00:19:46,012 --> 00:19:48,048 Why are you laughing? 488 00:19:51,051 --> 00:19:53,985 You...want me to frost a birthday cake? 489 00:19:59,336 --> 00:20:01,407 I didn't take away your voices? 490 00:20:02,925 --> 00:20:05,204 Then how come you can't talk? 491 00:20:07,067 --> 00:20:09,104 - Whoo! - Go, Pop Pop! 492 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,037 [overlapping shouting] 493 00:20:11,140 --> 00:20:12,349 [whooping, cheering] 494 00:20:12,452 --> 00:20:14,282 [chanting] Pop Pop, Pop Pop! 495 00:20:14,385 --> 00:20:16,387 Pop Pop! - You lost your voices 496 00:20:16,491 --> 00:20:19,287 at Pop Pop's shuffleboard match? 497 00:20:19,390 --> 00:20:21,496 But what about my other spells? 498 00:20:21,599 --> 00:20:23,222 Lori, I killed your phone. 499 00:20:25,776 --> 00:20:27,674 Oh. So the battery just died. 500 00:20:27,778 --> 00:20:31,195 But Lana, what about my spell to make your butt itch? 501 00:20:35,130 --> 00:20:38,237 You rolled around in poison ivy again? 502 00:20:40,308 --> 00:20:42,102 [arf!] 503 00:20:42,206 --> 00:20:44,139 Well, what about you, Lisa? 504 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,969 Didn't my spell make your fingers sticky? 505 00:20:51,422 --> 00:20:54,322 I...don't understand any of that. 506 00:20:54,425 --> 00:20:57,946 [click] - Day 1,482 in the lab: 507 00:20:58,049 --> 00:20:59,982 Accidentally spilled new formula, 508 00:21:00,086 --> 00:21:02,122 but turns out to be excellent adhesive. 509 00:21:02,226 --> 00:21:04,608 Apply for patent immediately. 510 00:21:04,711 --> 00:21:08,197 - Okay, well, I'm still sorry for casting those spells, 511 00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:10,269 even if they didn't work. 512 00:21:10,372 --> 00:21:11,787 I should have made more of an effort 513 00:21:11,891 --> 00:21:14,273 to tell you guys how I felt. 514 00:21:26,733 --> 00:21:29,080 - Uh...okay. Thanks, Leni. 515 00:21:31,497 --> 00:21:34,914 What? Oh! My show's on? 516 00:21:35,017 --> 00:21:37,986 You guys want to watch it too? 517 00:21:39,263 --> 00:21:42,128 That's awesome. I'll be right down. 518 00:21:42,231 --> 00:21:44,475 I just have to take care of one thing. 519 00:21:44,579 --> 00:21:47,409 [upbeat music] 520 00:21:47,513 --> 00:21:50,170 Well, Great-Grandma Harriet, I guess this book of spells 521 00:21:50,274 --> 00:21:53,588 didn't work after all. But that's okay, 522 00:21:53,691 --> 00:21:57,212 because I got a pretty magical result all the same. 523 00:21:58,455 --> 00:22:01,285 [eerie music] [thunder rumbles] 524 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:04,702 - ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪ 525 00:22:04,806 --> 00:22:06,601 ♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪ 526 00:22:06,704 --> 00:22:09,397 ♪ In the Loud house - ♪ Loud house 527 00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:11,813 - ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪ 528 00:22:11,916 --> 00:22:15,955 ♪ That's the way we show our love in the Loud house ♪ 529 00:22:16,058 --> 00:22:17,336 - ♪ Loud house 530 00:22:17,439 --> 00:22:18,992 ♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪ 531 00:22:19,096 --> 00:22:20,166 ♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪ 532 00:22:20,269 --> 00:22:21,305 ♪ Stand in line to take a pee 533 00:22:21,409 --> 00:22:22,893 ♪ Never any privacy 534 00:22:22,996 --> 00:22:25,378 ♪ Chaos with 11 kids 535 00:22:25,482 --> 00:22:27,863 ♪ That's the way it always is ♪ 536 00:22:27,967 --> 00:22:29,348 ♪ In the Loud house