1 00:00:02,450 --> 00:00:04,176 - ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 2 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:05,902 ♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪ 3 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,455 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 4 00:00:07,559 --> 00:00:09,216 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles 5 00:00:09,319 --> 00:00:11,114 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 6 00:00:11,218 --> 00:00:13,392 ♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪ 7 00:00:13,496 --> 00:00:14,807 - ♪ In the Loud house 8 00:00:14,911 --> 00:00:16,464 ♪ In the Loud house 9 00:00:16,568 --> 00:00:17,983 - ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪ 10 00:00:18,087 --> 00:00:19,778 ♪ Is how we show our love 11 00:00:19,881 --> 00:00:21,297 - ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪ 12 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:23,057 - ♪ One boy and ten girls 13 00:00:23,161 --> 00:00:24,300 ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 14 00:00:24,403 --> 00:00:27,613 - ♪ Loud Loud Loud 15 00:00:27,717 --> 00:00:28,614 ♪ Loud house 16 00:00:28,718 --> 00:00:29,960 - Poo-poo. 17 00:00:31,790 --> 00:00:34,689 [upbeat music] 18 00:00:34,793 --> 00:00:40,971 ♪ 19 00:00:41,075 --> 00:00:44,320 - Lynn Loud Sr., also known as my dad. 20 00:00:44,423 --> 00:00:45,976 I love hanging out with the guy, 21 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:47,461 but we're pretty different. 22 00:00:47,564 --> 00:00:49,428 So we've had a hard time finding that 23 00:00:49,532 --> 00:00:51,465 one thing we both like doing. 24 00:00:51,568 --> 00:00:55,055 We've tried doing stuff that I'm into, like Ace Savvy. 25 00:00:55,158 --> 00:00:56,987 Come on, One-Eyed Jack. 26 00:00:57,091 --> 00:01:00,025 - Um, son, my costume's a little snug. 27 00:01:00,129 --> 00:01:02,096 - Don't worry. You're looking great. 28 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:05,651 Now, let's deal out some justice. 29 00:01:05,755 --> 00:01:08,551 We've also tried stuff Dad's into, 30 00:01:08,654 --> 00:01:09,793 like cooking. 31 00:01:09,897 --> 00:01:11,519 - How's that batter coming, son? 32 00:01:11,623 --> 00:01:14,488 - Good. Just about to mix it up. 33 00:01:14,591 --> 00:01:15,523 Whoa! 34 00:01:15,627 --> 00:01:17,111 Ugh! 35 00:01:17,215 --> 00:01:19,734 We've even tried doing new stuff together... 36 00:01:19,838 --> 00:01:22,599 but that didn't work out either. 37 00:01:22,703 --> 00:01:25,119 [cat meows] 38 00:01:27,432 --> 00:01:29,227 - "Legends of the Hidden Temple." 39 00:01:29,330 --> 00:01:31,746 both: Ooh, I love this show. 40 00:01:31,850 --> 00:01:33,679 You do? I had no idea. 41 00:01:33,783 --> 00:01:36,130 - Okay, on three, say your favorite team. 42 00:01:36,234 --> 00:01:38,063 One, two, three. 43 00:01:38,167 --> 00:01:40,030 both: The Orange Iguanas. 44 00:01:40,134 --> 00:01:41,515 [cat meows] 45 00:01:41,618 --> 00:01:43,033 - When we discovered that "Legends" was 46 00:01:43,137 --> 00:01:44,897 doing a special father-son episode, 47 00:01:45,001 --> 00:01:46,692 we knew we had to get on it. 48 00:01:46,796 --> 00:01:50,040 So we sent in an amazing, five-hour submission tape. 49 00:01:50,144 --> 00:01:52,388 Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh. 50 00:01:52,491 --> 00:01:55,632 And sealed the deal with a tray of Dad's lasagna. 51 00:01:55,736 --> 00:01:58,118 And guess what. It totally worked. 52 00:01:58,221 --> 00:02:00,120 We're going to be on the show. 53 00:02:00,223 --> 00:02:02,225 - All aboard, Orange Iguanas. 54 00:02:02,329 --> 00:02:04,054 Next stop, Orlando. 55 00:02:04,158 --> 00:02:06,298 - Whoa. Awesome costume, Dad. 56 00:02:06,402 --> 00:02:09,612 - "Orange Iguana" put yours on too? 57 00:02:09,715 --> 00:02:11,131 Now let's get a move on. 58 00:02:11,234 --> 00:02:12,304 I have a feeling it's gonna take a while 59 00:02:12,408 --> 00:02:16,101 to get through airport security. 60 00:02:16,205 --> 00:02:21,831 - "Legends of the Hidden Temple" with your guide, Kirk Fogg. 61 00:02:21,934 --> 00:02:24,696 - Welcome to our very special father-son episode. 62 00:02:24,799 --> 00:02:28,148 Today's theme is the lost city of Atlantis. 63 00:02:28,251 --> 00:02:29,701 Now, let's meet our first team, 64 00:02:29,804 --> 00:02:32,980 the Orange Iguanas: Lynn and Lincoln Loud. 65 00:02:33,083 --> 00:02:35,293 You guys make a mean lasagna. 66 00:02:35,396 --> 00:02:38,088 - What did you think about our five-hour audition tape? 67 00:02:38,192 --> 00:02:40,539 - Huh? Uh, didn't see that. 68 00:02:40,643 --> 00:02:42,438 And now let's meet their competition. 69 00:02:42,541 --> 00:02:46,580 The Silver Snakes: Stan and Steak Stanko. 70 00:02:46,683 --> 00:02:49,203 Who will the gods favor in today's battle? 71 00:02:49,307 --> 00:02:52,344 Find out when we return. 72 00:02:52,448 --> 00:02:55,140 [cheers and applause] 73 00:02:55,244 --> 00:02:56,797 - Lasagna, huh? 74 00:02:56,900 --> 00:02:59,040 We got on the show by winning five Buff Man competitions 75 00:02:59,144 --> 00:03:00,421 in a year. 76 00:03:00,525 --> 00:03:02,596 - Well, congratulations to you both. 77 00:03:02,699 --> 00:03:04,529 - Yeah, get used to saying that 78 00:03:04,632 --> 00:03:06,462 'cause we're gonna stomp yourbutts. 79 00:03:06,565 --> 00:03:09,085 - Yeah, you ever see a hammerhead go after a guppy? 80 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,018 The shark just gets in there and... 81 00:03:11,121 --> 00:03:12,675 [growling] 82 00:03:12,778 --> 00:03:14,953 - Just to be clear, you're the guppy. 83 00:03:15,056 --> 00:03:17,473 - No, no. It was clear. 84 00:03:17,576 --> 00:03:18,819 - Eh, don't worry about those guys. 85 00:03:18,922 --> 00:03:20,372 We're just here to have fun. 86 00:03:20,476 --> 00:03:22,512 - Agreed. We're not gonna let them ruin our thing. 87 00:03:22,616 --> 00:03:23,996 - Good attitude, son. 88 00:03:24,100 --> 00:03:25,757 Slap me some tail. 89 00:03:25,860 --> 00:03:28,000 Oh, not so hard, though, papier mâché. 90 00:03:28,104 --> 00:03:31,245 [cheers and applause] 91 00:03:31,349 --> 00:03:34,179 - All right, teams, Atlantis is sinking, 92 00:03:34,283 --> 00:03:35,594 and the only way to safety 93 00:03:35,698 --> 00:03:38,010 is by crossing "The Moat" in these 94 00:03:38,114 --> 00:03:39,667 special water shoes. 95 00:03:39,771 --> 00:03:41,807 The team that flees the city the quickest 96 00:03:41,911 --> 00:03:43,223 gets the most points. 97 00:03:43,326 --> 00:03:45,225 And...go. 98 00:03:45,328 --> 00:03:46,847 - [grunting] 99 00:03:46,950 --> 00:03:48,538 - Whoa-oh. - Ahh! 100 00:03:50,333 --> 00:03:51,817 both: Yeah! 101 00:03:51,921 --> 00:03:57,064 - Wait a sec. Our tails. We can use them as paddles. 102 00:03:57,167 --> 00:03:58,548 [buzzer buzzes] 103 00:03:58,652 --> 00:04:01,068 - Now, that's what I call father-son teamwork. 104 00:04:01,171 --> 00:04:02,794 - "Tail" me about it. 105 00:04:02,897 --> 00:04:03,967 - [laughs] 106 00:04:04,071 --> 00:04:07,350 - You're still in last, losers. 107 00:04:07,454 --> 00:04:08,903 [bell dings] 108 00:04:09,007 --> 00:04:11,112 - Well, Steak, that's not really important to us. 109 00:04:11,216 --> 00:04:13,425 - [laughs] Spoken like a trueloser. 110 00:04:13,529 --> 00:04:16,670 - Ha, zing. Good one, Dad. 111 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:20,260 - What do you think those guys had for breakfast, jerk chicken? 112 00:04:20,363 --> 00:04:22,607 - Zing. Good one, Dad. 113 00:04:22,710 --> 00:04:23,642 [laughter] 114 00:04:23,746 --> 00:04:25,955 - And so the city of Atlantis 115 00:04:26,058 --> 00:04:28,026 disappeared into the ocean, 116 00:04:28,129 --> 00:04:30,235 never to be seen again. 117 00:04:30,339 --> 00:04:32,720 - Okay, teams, you've heard Olmec's story. 118 00:04:32,824 --> 00:04:35,171 He will now ask you some questions about it, 119 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,277 and whoever can answer them will descend 120 00:04:37,380 --> 00:04:39,762 "The Steps of Knowledge." 121 00:04:39,865 --> 00:04:42,661 - First question: where is the lost 122 00:04:42,765 --> 00:04:45,733 city of Atlantis rumored to have sunk? 123 00:04:45,837 --> 00:04:46,803 - Atlanta. 124 00:04:46,907 --> 00:04:48,736 - That is incorrect. 125 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:50,255 - Off the coast of Northern Africa. 126 00:04:50,359 --> 00:04:51,532 - That is correct. 127 00:04:51,636 --> 00:04:52,706 [cheers and applause] 128 00:04:52,809 --> 00:04:53,983 - Way to go, Dad. 129 00:04:54,086 --> 00:04:55,640 - Big whoop. You got one right. 130 00:04:55,743 --> 00:04:57,987 Let's see you do it again. 131 00:04:58,090 --> 00:05:00,092 - The shifting of the tectonic plates. 132 00:05:00,196 --> 00:05:02,336 - That is correct. 133 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:05,443 - Utopia. - That is correct. 134 00:05:05,546 --> 00:05:07,203 - Yeah! - Whoo-hoo! 135 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,343 - Wow, the Orange Iguanas have clawed 136 00:05:09,447 --> 00:05:11,276 their way back into this race. 137 00:05:11,380 --> 00:05:12,484 [bell dings] 138 00:05:12,588 --> 00:05:15,591 Up next, Olmec's temple games. 139 00:05:16,833 --> 00:05:19,180 - Great job, Dad. You really nailed 140 00:05:19,284 --> 00:05:20,906 that Utopia question. 141 00:05:21,010 --> 00:05:23,253 - Well, you got the hard one with those tectonic plates. 142 00:05:23,357 --> 00:05:25,014 I almost said dinner plates. 143 00:05:25,117 --> 00:05:26,153 [laughter] 144 00:05:26,256 --> 00:05:28,051 - How fun is this day? 145 00:05:28,155 --> 00:05:29,398 - The best. 146 00:05:29,501 --> 00:05:30,951 - You nerds made us look dumb, 147 00:05:31,054 --> 00:05:34,195 and the Stankos do not like to look dumb. 148 00:05:34,299 --> 00:05:36,301 - We were already cranked up to 11, 149 00:05:36,405 --> 00:05:38,130 but guess what's gonna happen now. 150 00:05:38,234 --> 00:05:40,167 We're turning it up to 12! 151 00:05:40,270 --> 00:05:41,479 - We already told you guys. 152 00:05:41,582 --> 00:05:42,790 We don't care about beating you. 153 00:05:42,894 --> 00:05:44,136 We're just here to-- 154 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:45,793 - Whoops. Where'd your hat go? Huh? 155 00:05:45,897 --> 00:05:47,692 Ha-ha-ha! Lost your hat there, fella. 156 00:05:47,795 --> 00:05:50,936 - Hey. Hey. Give that back. 157 00:05:51,972 --> 00:05:54,492 [gasps] 158 00:05:54,595 --> 00:05:56,873 - You guys want a fight? You got one. 159 00:05:56,977 --> 00:06:00,912 You see this? That's us cranking it up to 1,000. 160 00:06:01,015 --> 00:06:03,086 - How about we make a friendly wager? 161 00:06:03,190 --> 00:06:05,813 Let's say, mm, 100 bucks. 162 00:06:05,917 --> 00:06:07,884 - Yeah, well, we spent all our money at the 163 00:06:07,988 --> 00:06:09,990 Legends gift shop, so how about this: 164 00:06:10,093 --> 00:06:11,578 if you lose, you have to go 165 00:06:11,681 --> 00:06:14,615 through the airport tomorrow in our iguana costumes. 166 00:06:14,719 --> 00:06:17,549 - Deal, and if you lose, you have to go through 167 00:06:17,653 --> 00:06:19,862 the airport in your iguana costumes. 168 00:06:19,965 --> 00:06:21,208 - Deal. 169 00:06:21,311 --> 00:06:22,899 - Dummy. They like their costumes. 170 00:06:23,003 --> 00:06:25,661 Uh...if you lose, you have to go 171 00:06:25,764 --> 00:06:28,249 through the airport...in yourundies. 172 00:06:28,353 --> 00:06:30,459 both: Deal. 173 00:06:30,562 --> 00:06:33,082 - It's time for Olmec's Temple Games. 174 00:06:33,185 --> 00:06:34,601 First challenge: the walls around 175 00:06:34,704 --> 00:06:36,292 Atlantis are crumbling. 176 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:39,675 You must rebuild them by stacking rings on these poles. 177 00:06:39,778 --> 00:06:41,021 And...go. 178 00:06:41,124 --> 00:06:42,643 - Dad, drop down. 179 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,165 Wait, I didn't get my ring on yet. 180 00:06:47,268 --> 00:06:49,305 - Well, I'm sorry, but we need points. 181 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:53,999 The Stankos already have ten. 182 00:06:54,103 --> 00:06:55,276 - Ugh. 183 00:06:55,380 --> 00:06:57,106 - Son, I wasn't ready yet. 184 00:06:57,209 --> 00:06:58,728 - Mine has to go on first. 185 00:06:58,832 --> 00:07:01,282 - The order doesn't matter. 186 00:07:01,386 --> 00:07:03,008 [buzzer buzzes] 187 00:07:03,975 --> 00:07:05,355 [bell dings] 188 00:07:05,459 --> 00:07:07,530 - What was that, Dad? You went rogue. 189 00:07:07,634 --> 00:07:08,980 - Me? You wouldn't come down from the 190 00:07:09,083 --> 00:07:10,430 top of the pole. 191 00:07:10,533 --> 00:07:12,362 - Ugh, okay, let's just try to do better 192 00:07:12,466 --> 00:07:15,435 in the next challenge. 193 00:07:15,538 --> 00:07:17,195 - Next, each team will put together a 194 00:07:17,298 --> 00:07:20,750 3-D puzzle representing "The Door to Atlantis." 195 00:07:20,854 --> 00:07:22,269 And go. 196 00:07:22,372 --> 00:07:23,857 - Okay, let's start with the edges. 197 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:25,445 - Let's start with the middle. - The middle? 198 00:07:25,548 --> 00:07:26,756 You're kidding, right? - No, look. 199 00:07:26,860 --> 00:07:28,309 I already found two that go together. 200 00:07:28,413 --> 00:07:30,519 - You don't know that. Take 'em apart. 201 00:07:34,039 --> 00:07:35,593 - Fine. You work on the edges. 202 00:07:35,696 --> 00:07:37,560 I'll do the middle. [buzzer buzzes] 203 00:07:37,664 --> 00:07:40,218 [bell dings] 204 00:07:40,321 --> 00:07:42,116 No surprise they won. 205 00:07:42,220 --> 00:07:44,049 Their middle pieces landed first. 206 00:07:44,153 --> 00:07:45,948 - Son, I minored in puzzles. 207 00:07:46,051 --> 00:07:48,088 - Maybe you should have minored in listening. 208 00:07:48,191 --> 00:07:49,296 I'm sorry, what? 209 00:07:49,399 --> 00:07:50,504 - Nothing. 210 00:07:50,608 --> 00:07:52,679 [cheers and applause] 211 00:07:52,782 --> 00:07:54,922 - In the last of Olmec's Temple games, 212 00:07:55,026 --> 00:07:58,236 teams must work together to bail out the sinking city. 213 00:07:58,339 --> 00:08:00,100 And go. 214 00:08:03,552 --> 00:08:04,898 - Come on, Dad. Hurry. 215 00:08:05,001 --> 00:08:06,762 - Augh, ahh-ahh. 216 00:08:06,865 --> 00:08:08,453 Here comes the water. Move to the left. 217 00:08:08,557 --> 00:08:10,593 Lincoln! - You said to the left. 218 00:08:10,697 --> 00:08:11,939 - I meant my left. 219 00:08:12,043 --> 00:08:13,976 - How was I supposed to knowthat? 220 00:08:14,079 --> 00:08:15,633 You need to communicate. 221 00:08:15,736 --> 00:08:18,843 - Well, if you think you can do better, you get the water. 222 00:08:19,671 --> 00:08:21,086 - What's the point? 223 00:08:21,190 --> 00:08:22,571 The Stankos are already on their third bucket. 224 00:08:22,674 --> 00:08:24,296 We may as well just give up. 225 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:25,712 - Fine by me. 226 00:08:25,815 --> 00:08:27,576 Clearly, "Legends" isn't our thing anyway. 227 00:08:27,679 --> 00:08:29,681 - Maybe we don't have a "thing." 228 00:08:29,785 --> 00:08:31,096 - Maybe. [buzzer buzzes] 229 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:33,478 - And the Silver Snakes win again. 230 00:08:33,582 --> 00:08:35,618 both: Yeah! 231 00:08:35,722 --> 00:08:36,723 [bell dings] 232 00:08:36,826 --> 00:08:40,589 - Nice teamwork, loser. 233 00:08:40,692 --> 00:08:43,108 - I'm sorry, Dad. I didn't mean that. 234 00:08:43,212 --> 00:08:45,628 - I'm sorry, too, buddy. That got way out of hand. 235 00:08:45,732 --> 00:08:47,906 - I just want us to have a thing together. 236 00:08:48,010 --> 00:08:49,183 - Me too, son. 237 00:08:49,287 --> 00:08:51,496 Hey, maybe "Legends" can still be our thing. 238 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:52,842 The show isn't over yet. 239 00:08:52,946 --> 00:08:54,292 What do you say we ignore those jerks 240 00:08:54,395 --> 00:08:55,500 and finish it our way? 241 00:08:55,604 --> 00:08:58,089 - Slap me some tail. 242 00:08:58,192 --> 00:08:59,193 [laughter] 243 00:08:59,297 --> 00:09:02,542 [cheers and applause] 244 00:09:05,234 --> 00:09:08,409 - The Silver Snakes are ahead, but the Orange Iguanas have one 245 00:09:08,513 --> 00:09:10,308 last chance to overtake them. 246 00:09:10,411 --> 00:09:13,414 For our last challenge, teams will run through Olmec's Temple 247 00:09:13,518 --> 00:09:15,727 and retrieve the map to Atlantis. 248 00:09:15,831 --> 00:09:18,212 First up, the Orange Iguanas. 249 00:09:18,316 --> 00:09:19,420 And go. 250 00:09:19,524 --> 00:09:22,423 [dramatic music] 251 00:09:22,527 --> 00:09:23,804 ♪ 252 00:09:23,908 --> 00:09:25,944 - Arrgh. 253 00:09:27,083 --> 00:09:28,050 Ahh! 254 00:09:28,153 --> 00:09:30,190 Oof! 255 00:09:30,293 --> 00:09:31,605 - Grab my tail, son. 256 00:09:31,709 --> 00:09:34,021 - Thanks for the assist, Dad. 257 00:09:37,404 --> 00:09:39,130 - Grrrr. Gotcha. - Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! 258 00:09:39,233 --> 00:09:41,822 - There's no escaping me. 259 00:09:41,926 --> 00:09:44,066 [laughs] 260 00:09:47,414 --> 00:09:48,588 [laughter] 261 00:09:48,691 --> 00:09:50,624 [monkey chittering] 262 00:09:50,728 --> 00:09:53,006 - Nice job, Orange Iguanas. 263 00:09:53,109 --> 00:09:55,353 - A few goofs, but I think we did pretty well. 264 00:09:55,456 --> 00:09:56,423 - Yeah, who knows? 265 00:09:56,526 --> 00:09:57,942 We might actually win. 266 00:09:58,045 --> 00:10:00,358 - Up next, the Silver Snakes. 267 00:10:00,461 --> 00:10:01,773 And go. 268 00:10:01,877 --> 00:10:03,533 [monkey chitters] - Boom. Temple Run. 269 00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:05,639 - Wow, that's a course record. 270 00:10:05,743 --> 00:10:07,607 Sorry, Orange Iguanas, but the Silver 271 00:10:07,710 --> 00:10:09,436 Snakes win the competition. 272 00:10:09,539 --> 00:10:11,024 - Yeah! - Oh, yeah! 273 00:10:11,127 --> 00:10:12,508 - Yeah, we did! - That's what I'm talking about! 274 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:13,751 - Yeah, what he said! - We won! 275 00:10:13,854 --> 00:10:15,373 - I didn't even see them start. 276 00:10:15,476 --> 00:10:16,685 - Eh, who cares if they won? 277 00:10:16,788 --> 00:10:19,653 We just ran Olmec's temple together. 278 00:10:19,757 --> 00:10:21,551 No one can take that away from us. 279 00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:24,278 - Yeah, but you know what we can take away? 280 00:10:24,382 --> 00:10:27,178 - Just to be clear, he means your pants. 281 00:10:27,281 --> 00:10:29,076 - No, no. It was clear. 282 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:35,324 - Well, here goes nothing. 283 00:10:35,427 --> 00:10:36,981 [all gasp] 284 00:10:37,084 --> 00:10:38,638 - Ha-ha, look at those losers in their underwear. 285 00:10:38,741 --> 00:10:40,778 [laughter] 286 00:10:40,881 --> 00:10:41,917 - Keep your head high, son. 287 00:10:42,020 --> 00:10:43,919 Watch for incoming tomatoes. 288 00:10:45,230 --> 00:10:48,268 [applause] 289 00:10:48,371 --> 00:10:49,994 - We saw you guys on TV. 290 00:10:50,097 --> 00:10:52,203 You have such a great relationship. 291 00:10:52,306 --> 00:10:53,583 - You're an inspiration. - I wish my dad and I 292 00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:56,794 were that close. 293 00:10:57,967 --> 00:10:59,969 - Oh, are you kidding me? 294 00:11:00,073 --> 00:11:02,075 - Come on, Dad. This is dumb. 295 00:11:02,178 --> 00:11:04,353 This airport's full of losers. 296 00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:06,907 [cheers and applause] 297 00:11:07,011 --> 00:11:08,357 - You jokers are breaking about ten 298 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:09,807 security rules right now. 299 00:11:09,910 --> 00:11:12,016 We're gonna need to talk to you. 300 00:11:12,119 --> 00:11:15,640 - Well, at least we're doing it together. 301 00:11:16,848 --> 00:11:19,748 [upbeat music] 302 00:11:19,851 --> 00:11:24,753 ♪ 303 00:11:24,856 --> 00:11:27,756 [upbeat percussive music] 304 00:11:27,859 --> 00:11:29,171 ♪ 305 00:11:29,274 --> 00:11:30,759 - Now remember, Rippers, if you want to 306 00:11:30,862 --> 00:11:32,174 hunt down critters, use the four Ds: 307 00:11:32,277 --> 00:11:34,970 droppings, disturbances, dens and diet. 308 00:11:37,558 --> 00:11:38,594 [sniffing] 309 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,527 Hmm, emu droppings. 310 00:11:40,630 --> 00:11:41,977 And it's still warm. 311 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:44,842 With a little luck and my tracking bandana, 312 00:11:44,945 --> 00:11:47,085 I'll be eating emu stew in no time. 313 00:11:47,189 --> 00:11:48,915 [howls] 314 00:11:49,018 --> 00:11:52,194 - Ew, who is this poop-sniffing weirdo? 315 00:11:52,297 --> 00:11:55,128 - Rip Hardcore is not a weirdo, Lola. 316 00:11:55,231 --> 00:11:57,855 He happens to be the world's leading expert 317 00:11:57,958 --> 00:11:59,442 in wilderness survival. 318 00:11:59,546 --> 00:12:01,134 And a pretty cool guy to boot. 319 00:12:01,237 --> 00:12:02,860 - I'll give you a boot if you don't change it back 320 00:12:02,963 --> 00:12:05,241 to the "Power Hour of Princess time." 321 00:12:05,345 --> 00:12:08,279 - Lynn Jr., let's go. You're late for rugby. 322 00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:10,591 Think fast, Dad. - Ugh! 323 00:12:10,695 --> 00:12:12,041 - Awooo! 324 00:12:12,145 --> 00:12:14,216 - Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, hurry up. 325 00:12:14,319 --> 00:12:17,357 The school open house started five minutes ago. 326 00:12:17,460 --> 00:12:19,739 Ugh, these kids. Where are they? 327 00:12:19,842 --> 00:12:21,188 [horn honks] 328 00:12:21,292 --> 00:12:24,226 Oh, they're waiting for me. 329 00:12:24,329 --> 00:12:26,607 - Thanks for taking care of your little sisters today, Lincoln. 330 00:12:26,711 --> 00:12:28,609 You're really helping us out of a jam. 331 00:12:28,713 --> 00:12:30,232 - We'll be back by 5:00. 332 00:12:30,335 --> 00:12:33,614 We are proud of you for being so responsible. 333 00:12:33,718 --> 00:12:35,375 - Hey, there, Rippers. 334 00:12:35,478 --> 00:12:37,584 My Hardcore Mall Tour is coming to a mall near you. 335 00:12:37,687 --> 00:12:38,965 Today... 336 00:12:39,068 --> 00:12:40,794 [robotic voice] Saturday... 337 00:12:40,898 --> 00:12:42,934 - I'll be signing copies of my new survival guide at... 338 00:12:43,038 --> 00:12:44,522 [robotic voice] The Royal Woods Mall. 339 00:12:44,625 --> 00:12:47,007 - [gasps] Rip is at the Royal Woods Mall today? 340 00:12:47,111 --> 00:12:48,906 I gotta go get my book signed. 341 00:12:49,009 --> 00:12:52,047 If I'm home by 5:00, they'll never have to know. 342 00:12:52,150 --> 00:12:55,084 Who wants to go to the mall? 343 00:12:55,188 --> 00:12:56,706 - Ugh, Lincoln, this is lame. 344 00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,156 Can't we go do something fun? 345 00:12:58,260 --> 00:13:00,124 - Right after we wait in this really 346 00:13:00,227 --> 00:13:02,367 short line to get Rip's autograph. 347 00:13:02,471 --> 00:13:04,369 - Is the really short line at the end 348 00:13:04,473 --> 00:13:06,889 of this really long line? 349 00:13:06,993 --> 00:13:08,649 - How about we playa game? 350 00:13:08,753 --> 00:13:13,102 I spy. I'll go first. I spy... 351 00:13:13,206 --> 00:13:14,966 - Someone who is not keeping his 352 00:13:15,070 --> 00:13:17,555 sisters intellectually stimulated. 353 00:13:17,658 --> 00:13:19,902 - [laughs]Burn. 354 00:13:20,006 --> 00:13:22,387 - How about 20 questions? 355 00:13:22,491 --> 00:13:23,768 Lola, you first. 356 00:13:23,872 --> 00:13:26,081 Person, place, or thing? 357 00:13:26,184 --> 00:13:29,049 - Person. - Alive or dead? 358 00:13:29,153 --> 00:13:33,088 - Alive...for now, but he's pushing his luck. 359 00:13:33,191 --> 00:13:38,093 - Okay, how about we take a trip around the world? 360 00:13:39,301 --> 00:13:41,268 Oh, sorry. 361 00:13:41,372 --> 00:13:43,961 - Lincoln, you've tortured us long enough. 362 00:13:44,064 --> 00:13:45,894 We're leaving. - No. Wait. 363 00:13:45,997 --> 00:13:47,447 - Flippees for sale. 364 00:13:47,550 --> 00:13:51,554 Buy one, get a second one at the exact same price. 365 00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,696 - Okay, you two get raspberry. 366 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,008 You two get lime. 367 00:13:57,112 --> 00:13:58,389 You get black. 368 00:13:58,492 --> 00:14:00,529 And a lemon Flippee for the good-natured 369 00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,980 gentleman in back of us. 370 00:14:03,083 --> 00:14:04,636 - [slurps] 371 00:14:04,740 --> 00:14:06,259 This isn't lemon. It's banana. 372 00:14:06,362 --> 00:14:09,296 - Well, who doesn't love banana? 373 00:14:10,504 --> 00:14:12,748 - People who have banana allergies. 374 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,060 - [gulps] 375 00:14:14,163 --> 00:14:15,924 - I finished my Flippee. I gotta pee. 376 00:14:16,027 --> 00:14:17,477 - Me too. - Me three. 377 00:14:17,580 --> 00:14:19,997 - Uh, I too need to see a man about a horse. 378 00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:21,653 - Uh. Umm. 379 00:14:21,757 --> 00:14:24,760 Can you save our place while I take them to the bathroom? 380 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,520 Please? 381 00:14:26,624 --> 00:14:27,970 - Sure, kid, no problem. 382 00:14:28,074 --> 00:14:31,698 - Thanks. Let's go. 383 00:14:31,801 --> 00:14:33,734 Thanks again. - Excuse me? 384 00:14:33,838 --> 00:14:35,495 I've never seen you before. 385 00:14:35,598 --> 00:14:38,153 Of course, my eyes are pretty swollen from these hives, so... 386 00:14:38,256 --> 00:14:40,569 - I'm really sorry about that. 387 00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:42,122 - Back of the line, pal. 388 00:14:42,226 --> 00:14:44,849 - But the line's, like, twice as long now. 389 00:14:44,953 --> 00:14:46,886 [all groan] 390 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,270 - I know this looks bad, but we'll be 391 00:14:52,374 --> 00:14:53,927 there before you know it. 392 00:14:54,031 --> 00:14:55,239 - Oh, yes. 393 00:14:55,342 --> 00:14:57,655 That two-hour wait was so worth it. 394 00:14:57,758 --> 00:14:58,656 [howls] 395 00:14:58,759 --> 00:15:00,278 - Two hours? 396 00:15:00,382 --> 00:15:03,316 Rip's my bae, but nobody keeps Scoots waiting. 397 00:15:03,419 --> 00:15:05,214 I'm getting a soft pretzel. 398 00:15:05,318 --> 00:15:07,596 - Forget it, Lincoln. We're done with this line. 399 00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:08,838 [horn toots] 400 00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,530 [upbeat music] 401 00:15:10,633 --> 00:15:14,016 - Yes, you are. 402 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:17,433 All aboard. It's my treat. 403 00:15:18,987 --> 00:15:21,092 - Lincoln, we're bored. 404 00:15:21,196 --> 00:15:23,025 - Uh, of course you're bored. 405 00:15:23,129 --> 00:15:25,131 You aren't wearing your conductor hats. 406 00:15:25,234 --> 00:15:27,098 - This is unsanitary. 407 00:15:27,202 --> 00:15:29,445 - Oh, yes, this makes all the difference. 408 00:15:29,549 --> 00:15:34,381 - Then let's go for the 20-ride special. 409 00:15:36,245 --> 00:15:39,145 [upbeat music] 410 00:15:39,248 --> 00:15:44,736 ♪ 411 00:15:45,841 --> 00:15:47,049 Yes. I'm next. 412 00:15:47,153 --> 00:15:48,395 [horn toots] 413 00:15:48,499 --> 00:15:52,054 Hang tight, guys. I'll be right back. 414 00:15:53,918 --> 00:15:55,609 - How's it going, buddy? 415 00:15:55,713 --> 00:15:58,302 I, uh, see you've got a copy of my book there. 416 00:15:58,405 --> 00:16:01,581 Would you like me to sign it? 417 00:16:01,684 --> 00:16:03,583 I'll just take that. 418 00:16:06,275 --> 00:16:09,175 Rippin' to meet ya. 419 00:16:14,318 --> 00:16:16,976 Now I just gotta grab my sisters and get home. 420 00:16:17,079 --> 00:16:20,910 Okay, guys, now we can do whatever you... 421 00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:21,946 Ahh! 422 00:16:22,050 --> 00:16:23,983 Where'd they go? 423 00:16:24,086 --> 00:16:27,469 Don't panic. Just follow the wheel marks. 424 00:16:28,642 --> 00:16:30,196 Gah! 425 00:16:30,299 --> 00:16:33,130 How am I ever going to track them down? 426 00:16:33,233 --> 00:16:35,511 Wait, "track." 427 00:16:35,615 --> 00:16:39,170 "How to purify urine, how to build a fire with toenails." 428 00:16:39,274 --> 00:16:42,242 Ah, "How to track animals in the wild." 429 00:16:42,346 --> 00:16:46,005 With a little luck, my tracking bandana, and the four Ds, 430 00:16:46,108 --> 00:16:48,076 I'll find my sisters in no time. 431 00:16:48,179 --> 00:16:49,801 [howls] 432 00:16:49,905 --> 00:16:55,462 Disturbances, dens, diet... oh, droppings. 433 00:16:57,223 --> 00:17:00,433 Just as I suspected: Lisa's chemicals. 434 00:17:00,536 --> 00:17:01,951 She can't be far. 435 00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:05,162 all: Ahh! 436 00:17:06,439 --> 00:17:08,199 - Greetings, brother. 437 00:17:08,303 --> 00:17:09,614 The devices in this store were highly inefficient. 438 00:17:09,718 --> 00:17:11,651 They only performed one task each. 439 00:17:11,754 --> 00:17:15,482 So I combined them into one appliance that can do anything. 440 00:17:15,586 --> 00:17:17,381 - Crushed ice? Pressed shirt? 441 00:17:17,484 --> 00:17:19,797 - Uh, where are our sisters? 442 00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:21,419 - I am uncertain. 443 00:17:21,523 --> 00:17:23,249 I was ejected from the train when we took a sharp turn 444 00:17:23,352 --> 00:17:24,733 at the sofa store. 445 00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:26,769 It was clearly overstimulated by the excessive 446 00:17:26,873 --> 00:17:27,977 quarters you fed it. 447 00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:30,256 - Come on, we have to find them. 448 00:17:31,326 --> 00:17:32,982 Oh, disturbances. 449 00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:34,708 - What are you babbling about? 450 00:17:34,812 --> 00:17:37,608 - Rip says you can tell if an animal has been around 451 00:17:37,711 --> 00:17:39,851 by a disturbance in the environment. 452 00:17:39,955 --> 00:17:41,163 Look. 453 00:17:41,267 --> 00:17:43,062 [bats screeching] 454 00:17:43,165 --> 00:17:44,477 both: Lucy. 455 00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:46,272 - All right, little psychicgirl, 456 00:17:46,375 --> 00:17:47,583 give me some good news. 457 00:17:47,687 --> 00:17:49,378 - Ohmmm. 458 00:17:49,482 --> 00:17:53,796 Your business will soon make a big splash. 459 00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:57,214 - Sorry, folks, no more fortunes today. 460 00:17:57,317 --> 00:18:01,080 - Sweet. A great fortune, and I don't have to pay. 461 00:18:01,183 --> 00:18:03,772 - No droppings, no disturbances... 462 00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,360 Wait a minute, "den." 463 00:18:05,463 --> 00:18:08,052 Rip says you can track a creature by finding its 464 00:18:08,156 --> 00:18:10,296 natural habitat. 465 00:18:11,504 --> 00:18:13,264 [together] Lola. 466 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:18,235 - Lola, playtime's over; we gotta go. 467 00:18:18,338 --> 00:18:20,409 - That's no way to speak to your queen. 468 00:18:20,513 --> 00:18:22,618 Send him to the dungeon! 469 00:18:22,722 --> 00:18:23,964 - Lola, wait. 470 00:18:24,068 --> 00:18:26,070 I just came to tell you, uh... 471 00:18:26,174 --> 00:18:27,485 there's another queen outside 472 00:18:27,589 --> 00:18:29,522 who says she's more powerful than you. 473 00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:32,456 - What? Well, I'll have her head. 474 00:18:34,285 --> 00:18:35,976 There's no one here. 475 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,668 You lied. 476 00:18:37,771 --> 00:18:39,842 Well played, sir. 477 00:18:39,946 --> 00:18:41,775 - Let's move out. 478 00:18:41,879 --> 00:18:43,812 - Take care of my kingdom. 479 00:18:45,986 --> 00:18:47,919 - Aha. I found another D. 480 00:18:48,023 --> 00:18:49,335 Diet. 481 00:18:49,438 --> 00:18:51,268 - Lincoln, that's not human food. 482 00:18:51,371 --> 00:18:54,305 - It is if the human is... 483 00:18:54,409 --> 00:18:55,306 [together] Lana. 484 00:18:55,410 --> 00:18:58,792 [dogs barking] 485 00:19:00,035 --> 00:19:02,210 Lana, out. Let's go. 486 00:19:02,313 --> 00:19:04,143 - No can do, Lincoln. 487 00:19:04,246 --> 00:19:07,042 I gotta keep these duck eggs warm. 488 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,906 [ducklings chirping] 489 00:19:09,009 --> 00:19:11,011 - Congratulations. 490 00:19:11,115 --> 00:19:12,910 [ducklings chirping] 491 00:19:13,013 --> 00:19:16,534 Okay, we still have time to get home before Mom and Dad. 492 00:19:16,638 --> 00:19:18,709 - So we're just leaving Lily here? 493 00:19:18,812 --> 00:19:20,089 - Gah! Lily. 494 00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:21,677 I totally forgot. 495 00:19:21,781 --> 00:19:22,989 Where is she? 496 00:19:23,092 --> 00:19:24,439 - Probably still on the train. 497 00:19:24,542 --> 00:19:26,855 She really liked that train. 498 00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:28,339 [horn toots] 499 00:19:28,443 --> 00:19:31,342 - [giggling] 500 00:19:32,343 --> 00:19:33,448 - You guys stay here. 501 00:19:33,551 --> 00:19:35,139 [ducklings chirping] 502 00:19:35,243 --> 00:19:38,246 - [giggling] - Ahh! 503 00:19:38,349 --> 00:19:40,386 - Um, excuse me, Ms. Scoots. 504 00:19:40,489 --> 00:19:42,388 Could you give me a ride please? 505 00:19:42,491 --> 00:19:44,493 I need to catch that train. 506 00:19:44,597 --> 00:19:47,910 - Uh, that sounds like a "you" problem. 507 00:19:48,877 --> 00:19:52,501 - Look, you didn't get an autograph from Rip, right? 508 00:19:52,605 --> 00:19:54,641 How about if I give you mine? 509 00:19:54,745 --> 00:19:57,644 - My bae signed this? Deal. 510 00:19:59,301 --> 00:20:01,303 Out of the way, mouth-breathers! 511 00:20:01,407 --> 00:20:03,512 - Choo-choo! 512 00:20:03,616 --> 00:20:05,687 - Ahh! 513 00:20:05,790 --> 00:20:08,724 - [babbling] 514 00:20:09,863 --> 00:20:12,349 - Oof! 515 00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:20,391 Ahh! 516 00:20:21,910 --> 00:20:24,568 [horn tooting] 517 00:20:26,984 --> 00:20:29,780 [gasps] - Ahh! 518 00:20:29,883 --> 00:20:31,851 Augh! 519 00:20:31,954 --> 00:20:33,818 Spooky psychic girl was right. 520 00:20:33,922 --> 00:20:36,787 My business did make a big splash. 521 00:20:36,890 --> 00:20:38,616 - Good job, Linky. 522 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,998 - Thanks. Well, we better get going. 523 00:20:41,101 --> 00:20:42,931 - Wait, what happened to your signed book? 524 00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:45,002 Isn't that the whole reason we came here? 525 00:20:45,105 --> 00:20:48,833 - I gave it to Scoots so she'd help me catch Lily. 526 00:20:48,937 --> 00:20:50,525 - Oh, sorry, big brother. 527 00:20:50,628 --> 00:20:53,804 For reasons incomprehensible to me, I know that autograph 528 00:20:53,907 --> 00:20:55,046 was important to you. 529 00:20:55,150 --> 00:20:57,186 - Not as important as you guys. 530 00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:58,567 I never should have dragged you here 531 00:20:58,671 --> 00:21:00,259 in the first place. 532 00:21:00,362 --> 00:21:02,916 I was supposed to be responsible for you. 533 00:21:03,020 --> 00:21:04,055 I'm sorry. 534 00:21:04,159 --> 00:21:05,712 - It's okay, big brother. 535 00:21:05,816 --> 00:21:07,196 We forgive you. 536 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:08,405 - Ish. 537 00:21:08,508 --> 00:21:11,235 - Let's go home. 538 00:21:11,339 --> 00:21:12,961 - May I come with? 539 00:21:13,858 --> 00:21:15,377 - Negatory. 540 00:21:15,481 --> 00:21:17,206 Your services are needed more here than in my home. 541 00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:19,278 This mall requires a thorough clean-up. 542 00:21:19,381 --> 00:21:22,936 Make me proud. 543 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:24,006 - Hey, guys, we're home. 544 00:21:24,110 --> 00:21:25,698 - Lincoln, guess what, 545 00:21:25,801 --> 00:21:27,458 We stopped at the mall, and Rip Hardcore was there 546 00:21:27,562 --> 00:21:28,977 signing books. 547 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:32,498 We know you're a big fan, so we got you one. 548 00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:35,673 - A little thank you for helping out today. 549 00:21:35,777 --> 00:21:38,331 It's so great that we can count on you. 550 00:21:38,435 --> 00:21:41,334 - Actually, I have to tell you something. 551 00:21:41,438 --> 00:21:43,716 The truth is-- - He let us jump on the bed. 552 00:21:43,819 --> 00:21:45,545 - But only because we kept bugging him. 553 00:21:45,649 --> 00:21:47,547 - Lincoln was a top-rate babysitter. 554 00:21:47,651 --> 00:21:49,929 - I give him a 9 out of 10. 555 00:21:50,032 --> 00:21:52,518 - [chuckles] I think we can live with that. 556 00:21:52,621 --> 00:21:54,692 - What'd you do that for? 557 00:21:54,796 --> 00:21:56,418 - That was my little thank you 558 00:21:56,522 --> 00:21:58,178 for letting us keep the ducklings. 559 00:21:58,282 --> 00:21:59,318 Wait, what? 560 00:21:59,421 --> 00:22:00,629 [ducklings chirping] 561 00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:04,184 - ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪ 562 00:22:04,288 --> 00:22:06,152 ♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪ 563 00:22:06,255 --> 00:22:08,223 ♪ In the Loud house - ♪ Loud house 564 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:11,226 - ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪ 565 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:15,195 ♪ That's the way we show our love in the Loud house ♪ 566 00:22:15,299 --> 00:22:16,749 - ♪ Loud house 567 00:22:16,852 --> 00:22:18,509 ♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪ 568 00:22:18,613 --> 00:22:19,786 ♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪ 569 00:22:19,890 --> 00:22:21,201 ♪ Stand in line to take a pee 570 00:22:21,305 --> 00:22:22,444 ♪ Never any privacy 571 00:22:22,548 --> 00:22:24,584 ♪ Chaos with 11 kids 572 00:22:24,688 --> 00:22:26,897 ♪ That's the way it always is ♪ 573 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,657 ♪ In the Loud house