1 00:00:02,036 --> 00:00:04,038 - ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 2 00:00:04,073 --> 00:00:05,764 ♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪ 3 00:00:05,798 --> 00:00:07,214 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 4 00:00:07,248 --> 00:00:09,043 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles 5 00:00:09,078 --> 00:00:10,976 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 6 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:13,151 ♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪ 7 00:00:13,185 --> 00:00:14,738 - ♪ In the Loud house 8 00:00:14,773 --> 00:00:16,223 ♪ In the Loud house 9 00:00:16,257 --> 00:00:17,879 - ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪ 10 00:00:17,914 --> 00:00:19,674 ♪ Is how we show our love 11 00:00:19,709 --> 00:00:21,055 - ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪ 12 00:00:21,090 --> 00:00:22,919 - ♪ One boy and ten girls 13 00:00:22,953 --> 00:00:24,093 ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 14 00:00:24,127 --> 00:00:27,579 - ♪ Loud Loud Loud 15 00:00:27,613 --> 00:00:28,580 ♪ Loud house 16 00:00:28,614 --> 00:00:29,822 - Poo-poo. 17 00:00:34,551 --> 00:00:37,520 [upbeat music] 18 00:00:37,554 --> 00:00:41,075 ♪ 19 00:00:48,507 --> 00:00:50,163 - Two tickets, please. 20 00:00:50,198 --> 00:00:52,338 - And two programs. 21 00:00:54,133 --> 00:00:55,479 - Whoa. Check this out. 22 00:00:55,514 --> 00:00:58,033 There's gonna be a panel of Ace's arch enemies. 23 00:00:58,068 --> 00:00:59,587 I hope the Old Maid is there. 24 00:00:59,621 --> 00:01:02,003 - And I have some questions for the Flash Card. 25 00:01:02,037 --> 00:01:04,350 There's a rumor he's getting his own spin-off. 26 00:01:04,384 --> 00:01:07,180 - Clyde and I are going to the Ace Savvy Convention tomorrow. 27 00:01:07,215 --> 00:01:10,183 It's one of the most sacred Clincoln McCloud traditions. 28 00:01:10,218 --> 00:01:12,185 - Hey, there's Lance and Trent. 29 00:01:12,220 --> 00:01:13,497 Hey, guys. Picking up tickets 30 00:01:13,532 --> 00:01:14,981 for the convention? - Nah. 31 00:01:15,016 --> 00:01:16,604 But my little brother is. We're just waiting 32 00:01:16,638 --> 00:01:17,915 while he's in line. 33 00:01:17,950 --> 00:01:19,296 - Hello, boys. 34 00:01:19,330 --> 00:01:21,643 Who wants a picture with their old pal Ace? 35 00:01:21,678 --> 00:01:23,990 [both gasp] - No thanks, dude. 36 00:01:24,025 --> 00:01:26,406 We're a little past our Ace Savvy phase. 37 00:01:26,441 --> 00:01:29,927 - Yeah, we gave that up when we were seven. 38 00:01:29,962 --> 00:01:31,377 - No big deal. 39 00:01:31,411 --> 00:01:34,449 Guess it's just not in the cards. 40 00:01:35,968 --> 00:01:38,384 - And that's why we gave it up. 41 00:01:38,418 --> 00:01:39,937 [scoffs] So dorky. 42 00:01:39,972 --> 00:01:42,250 - So what are you guys doing here? 43 00:01:42,284 --> 00:01:43,596 - Uh, us? 44 00:01:43,631 --> 00:01:46,254 Uh, just hanging at the mall. 45 00:01:46,288 --> 00:01:47,911 Like guys do. 46 00:01:47,945 --> 00:01:49,602 - Yeah, you know, looking for chicks, 47 00:01:49,637 --> 00:01:51,397 buying aftershave-- mature stuff. 48 00:01:51,431 --> 00:01:52,674 - Cool. 49 00:01:52,709 --> 00:01:55,263 Well, uh, see you in school Monday. 50 00:01:55,297 --> 00:01:57,645 - Oh, no, Lincoln. Do you think they're right? 51 00:01:57,679 --> 00:01:59,578 Are we too old for Ace Savvy? 52 00:01:59,612 --> 00:02:02,442 [children laughing] 53 00:02:02,477 --> 00:02:05,929 - Huh. I guess we are the oldest kids here. 54 00:02:05,963 --> 00:02:08,621 - And we have outgrown our costumes a little. 55 00:02:08,656 --> 00:02:10,968 [both struggling] 56 00:02:11,003 --> 00:02:12,314 [cat yelps] 57 00:02:12,349 --> 00:02:14,489 - And according to the program, 58 00:02:14,524 --> 00:02:17,250 we're too tall for the Bounce House of Cards. 59 00:02:17,285 --> 00:02:20,012 Wow. Maybe we are too old for Ace 60 00:02:20,046 --> 00:02:21,876 and we've just been blind to it. 61 00:02:21,910 --> 00:02:24,050 - Maybe. But what are we gonna do? 62 00:02:24,085 --> 00:02:26,363 Quit Ace? It's what brought us together 63 00:02:26,397 --> 00:02:28,261 in the first place. 64 00:02:28,296 --> 00:02:29,573 - Lynn, wait up! 65 00:02:29,608 --> 00:02:31,471 Mom said you have to stay with me. 66 00:02:33,473 --> 00:02:35,268 Ah! [both grunt] 67 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:38,651 Oh, jeez. I'm sorry. 68 00:02:38,686 --> 00:02:40,204 Here, use my cape. 69 00:02:40,239 --> 00:02:42,966 Ace Savvy is always ready to lend a hand. 70 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,002 - Thanks. I'm Clyde. 71 00:02:45,037 --> 00:02:46,417 What's your name? 72 00:02:46,452 --> 00:02:50,249 Dang it. That story gets me every time. 73 00:02:50,283 --> 00:02:52,216 - I know Ace brought us together, 74 00:02:52,251 --> 00:02:54,529 but, Clyde, we were five years old. 75 00:02:54,564 --> 00:02:57,083 Maybe it's time we move on and find new hobbies, 76 00:02:57,118 --> 00:02:59,120 stuff that's more for kids our age. 77 00:02:59,154 --> 00:03:02,192 - Dr. Lopez does say I can't move forward 78 00:03:02,226 --> 00:03:04,677 if I'm always looking in the rearview mirror. 79 00:03:04,712 --> 00:03:07,231 Let's do it. - Aces. 80 00:03:07,266 --> 00:03:09,371 Sorry. Starting now. 81 00:03:11,270 --> 00:03:14,238 Okay, I've done some research, and apparently skateboarding 82 00:03:14,273 --> 00:03:17,103 is an appropriate hobby for 11-year-olds. 83 00:03:17,138 --> 00:03:19,416 [rock music] 84 00:03:19,450 --> 00:03:22,419 Hey, I'm doing it. Give it a try, Clyde. 85 00:03:22,453 --> 00:03:24,732 - Here I go. Whoa! 86 00:03:24,766 --> 00:03:26,043 - Whoa! 87 00:03:26,078 --> 00:03:27,389 [both grunt] 88 00:03:29,978 --> 00:03:31,048 - According to my research, 89 00:03:31,083 --> 00:03:33,154 kids our age really like fishing. 90 00:03:33,188 --> 00:03:35,328 And bonus, we can cook and eat what we catch. 91 00:03:35,363 --> 00:03:38,228 - I packed us some sandwiches, but okay. 92 00:03:38,262 --> 00:03:40,264 Ooh, I think I got something! 93 00:03:40,299 --> 00:03:42,577 - Reel it in! That's our lunch. 94 00:03:42,612 --> 00:03:44,027 [both scream] 95 00:03:44,061 --> 00:03:46,305 - Ahh! Get it out! 96 00:03:46,339 --> 00:03:49,032 - [gasps] Well, the important thing is, 97 00:03:49,066 --> 00:03:51,103 we caught one. - Yeah. 98 00:03:51,137 --> 00:03:53,346 And we still have our sandwiches for lunch. 99 00:03:53,381 --> 00:03:54,934 - [growls] 100 00:03:55,832 --> 00:03:58,075 - Okay, Clyde. Technically, this next hobby 101 00:03:58,110 --> 00:03:59,352 is for 17-year-olds, 102 00:03:59,387 --> 00:04:01,320 but I thought we could get a head start. 103 00:04:01,354 --> 00:04:04,426 Hey, Lana. Think you could teach us some car repair stuff? 104 00:04:08,051 --> 00:04:11,226 - [laughing] 105 00:04:12,365 --> 00:04:13,988 Oh. You're serious. 106 00:04:14,022 --> 00:04:15,403 Uh, sure. 107 00:04:15,437 --> 00:04:18,061 So, uh, I was just giving this baby a tune-up. 108 00:04:18,095 --> 00:04:20,132 As you can see, the timing belt's 109 00:04:20,166 --> 00:04:22,375 a little worn away over here, which is a problem, 110 00:04:22,410 --> 00:04:25,344 because then your water pump's gonna need to be replaced. 111 00:04:25,378 --> 00:04:27,346 - What's this do? - Don't touch that! 112 00:04:27,380 --> 00:04:28,485 - Why not? 113 00:04:28,519 --> 00:04:29,969 [all yelling] 114 00:04:30,521 --> 00:04:33,973 - All good mechanics probably get burned on their first day. 115 00:04:34,008 --> 00:04:35,388 - Oh, for sure. 116 00:04:35,423 --> 00:04:38,081 Could you pass me some more frozen tilapia? 117 00:04:40,773 --> 00:04:43,742 Are you sure we need to get rid of our Ace Savvy stuff? 118 00:04:43,776 --> 00:04:45,329 - I know it hurts, buddy. 119 00:04:45,364 --> 00:04:47,055 But now that we have new hobbies, 120 00:04:47,090 --> 00:04:49,092 we just don't need it anymore. 121 00:04:49,126 --> 00:04:51,991 - Tell that to my One-Eyed Jack action figure. 122 00:04:52,026 --> 00:04:54,269 He's giving me his signature death glare. 123 00:04:56,271 --> 00:04:57,756 [sighs] 124 00:04:57,790 --> 00:04:59,240 Flip's Food and Fuel? 125 00:04:59,274 --> 00:05:01,035 I thought we were going to a pawnshop. 126 00:05:01,069 --> 00:05:02,243 - We were. 127 00:05:02,277 --> 00:05:04,176 I guess I wrote down the wrong address. 128 00:05:04,210 --> 00:05:07,420 - No, you didn't, chief. You've come to the right place. 129 00:05:08,490 --> 00:05:09,629 - Pat's Pawn and Prawns? 130 00:05:09,664 --> 00:05:11,424 Who's Pat? 131 00:05:12,805 --> 00:05:14,634 - You're looking at him. 132 00:05:14,669 --> 00:05:16,222 Name's Pat. I'm Pat. 133 00:05:16,257 --> 00:05:18,121 It says here, "Pat." 134 00:05:22,504 --> 00:05:25,404 [upbeat music] 135 00:05:25,438 --> 00:05:27,268 [munching] 136 00:05:29,166 --> 00:05:30,616 Uh, let's see here. 137 00:05:30,650 --> 00:05:33,653 Eh, I'll give you ten bucks for the whole shebang. 138 00:05:33,688 --> 00:05:35,103 - Ten bucks? 139 00:05:35,138 --> 00:05:38,106 - Take it or leave it. Pat's a busy guy. 140 00:05:38,141 --> 00:05:40,246 - Fine. Wait, Clyde. 141 00:05:40,281 --> 00:05:42,248 We still have our tickets to the convention. 142 00:05:42,283 --> 00:05:44,250 - [sighs] I guess we should sell those too. 143 00:05:44,285 --> 00:05:47,529 - You're in luck. That's my other business. 144 00:05:47,564 --> 00:05:51,257 [cheery music] 145 00:05:51,292 --> 00:05:54,122 Welcome to Tucker's Tix and Tux. 146 00:05:54,882 --> 00:05:56,262 - I don't know about you, Clyde, 147 00:05:56,297 --> 00:05:58,644 but I am loving our new hobbies. 148 00:05:58,678 --> 00:06:00,404 - Me too, buddy. I am not looking 149 00:06:00,439 --> 00:06:02,303 in the rearview mirror anymore. 150 00:06:02,337 --> 00:06:05,099 Well, I am, but that's just for safety. 151 00:06:08,516 --> 00:06:13,348 Uh, just realized I forgot my aftershave this morning. 152 00:06:13,383 --> 00:06:16,455 I should go to the bathroom and dab some on. 153 00:06:20,321 --> 00:06:22,737 - [mimicking fighting] 154 00:06:22,772 --> 00:06:24,704 - Hi there. Mind if I join? 155 00:06:24,739 --> 00:06:27,638 - Oh, sure. You can be Ace. 156 00:06:27,673 --> 00:06:29,848 - Well, usually I'm Jack. 157 00:06:29,882 --> 00:06:31,332 [mimicking flying] 158 00:06:31,884 --> 00:06:33,437 - [evil laughter] 159 00:06:33,472 --> 00:06:36,613 Looks like I've got the upper hand, Ace. 160 00:06:37,407 --> 00:06:41,618 both: Think again, Flash Card. No one makes Ace Savvy fold. 161 00:06:41,652 --> 00:06:44,207 - Sorry, I just really love this episode. 162 00:06:44,241 --> 00:06:46,623 You mind turning up the brightness? 163 00:06:46,657 --> 00:06:48,142 [both gasp] 164 00:06:48,176 --> 00:06:49,695 - Sorry it took so long. Got to the bathroom, 165 00:06:49,729 --> 00:06:51,283 and I realized I hadn't shaved. 166 00:06:51,317 --> 00:06:52,767 So I had to do that first. 167 00:06:52,802 --> 00:06:53,872 - No problem. 168 00:06:53,906 --> 00:06:56,736 I, uh, was over at the pond, 169 00:06:56,771 --> 00:06:59,153 talking bait with some fishermen. 170 00:07:03,364 --> 00:07:05,573 - Just two guys checking out mufflers. 171 00:07:05,607 --> 00:07:08,403 What an age-appropriate way to spend a Saturday. 172 00:07:08,438 --> 00:07:10,440 - Totally. I don't feel bad at all 173 00:07:10,474 --> 00:07:12,269 for missing the convention today. 174 00:07:12,304 --> 00:07:14,099 Ah, here's a beauty. 175 00:07:14,133 --> 00:07:17,136 I bet it really... muffles. 176 00:07:17,171 --> 00:07:20,346 [kids laughing] 177 00:07:24,764 --> 00:07:26,214 [coughing] 178 00:07:26,249 --> 00:07:28,320 Ah, I got to go use the-- [coughs] 179 00:07:28,354 --> 00:07:30,322 Bathroom. Bug flew into my throat. 180 00:07:30,356 --> 00:07:32,255 - A bug? Are you okay? 181 00:07:32,289 --> 00:07:34,188 What were its markings? - [coughing] 182 00:07:34,222 --> 00:07:35,637 I didn't see it. I just tasted it. 183 00:07:35,672 --> 00:07:38,088 [coughs] Ugh, be right back. 184 00:07:41,540 --> 00:07:43,231 [laughing] 185 00:07:43,266 --> 00:07:45,371 - [sniffing] Huh. 186 00:07:45,406 --> 00:07:48,305 There is a difference between Douglas fir and evergreen. 187 00:07:48,340 --> 00:07:51,170 [kids laughing] - Cool! Ace! 188 00:07:53,414 --> 00:07:55,795 - So I threw Wild Card Willy in the clink, 189 00:07:55,830 --> 00:07:59,903 then shuffled off to the Fortress of Solitaire. 190 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:01,525 - No way. - Sweet. 191 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:04,321 - Excuse me, Mr. Savvy? Big fan here. 192 00:08:04,356 --> 00:08:06,530 Can I get a quick photo? 193 00:08:06,565 --> 00:08:09,671 Now, I just have a few questions. 194 00:08:09,706 --> 00:08:11,501 Starting with episode one... 195 00:08:13,813 --> 00:08:15,367 - Sorry that took so long. 196 00:08:15,401 --> 00:08:17,231 That bug was really stuck in there good. 197 00:08:17,265 --> 00:08:18,680 - That's okay. A bug actually flew 198 00:08:18,715 --> 00:08:22,339 into my mouth too. I went to a different bathroom. 199 00:08:22,374 --> 00:08:25,239 Well, guess it's time to buy one of those mufflers. 200 00:08:25,273 --> 00:08:27,172 - I can't wait to see the Old Maid 201 00:08:27,206 --> 00:08:28,552 on the villain panel. 202 00:08:28,587 --> 00:08:31,624 - Me too. I hope she brings her evil cat. 203 00:08:31,659 --> 00:08:32,867 [both laughing] 204 00:08:32,902 --> 00:08:34,282 - Kids, right? 205 00:08:34,317 --> 00:08:36,733 - So glad we're past all that dorky stuff. 206 00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:40,254 - Let's go grind or-- or shred or-- 207 00:08:40,288 --> 00:08:42,532 you know, whatever it's called. 208 00:08:46,881 --> 00:08:48,158 both: Nope. 209 00:08:48,193 --> 00:08:49,711 No. 210 00:08:49,746 --> 00:08:51,368 [gasping] Jackpot. 211 00:08:51,403 --> 00:08:53,819 We've got two of a kind! 212 00:08:53,853 --> 00:08:56,511 - And then Lynn came out of nowhere and roller-skated 213 00:08:56,546 --> 00:08:58,651 right over him. - It's okay. 214 00:08:58,686 --> 00:09:00,757 I can fix him. Though I'm not sure 215 00:09:00,791 --> 00:09:03,346 he'll ever shuffle again. 216 00:09:03,380 --> 00:09:05,589 - Dad, One-Eyed Jack and I have solved the case 217 00:09:05,624 --> 00:09:07,212 of the missing bologna. [cat meows] 218 00:09:07,246 --> 00:09:09,214 - We've got the culprit right here. 219 00:09:09,248 --> 00:09:11,457 - Good work, boys. You've done it again. 220 00:09:11,492 --> 00:09:14,322 both: Ace and Jack forever! 221 00:09:15,461 --> 00:09:17,256 - Clyde, I can't do this anymore. 222 00:09:17,291 --> 00:09:18,948 So what if we're too old for Ace? 223 00:09:18,982 --> 00:09:20,673 I'm just not ready to give him up. 224 00:09:20,708 --> 00:09:21,778 - Me neither. 225 00:09:21,812 --> 00:09:24,401 I don't care what Dr. Lopez says. 226 00:09:24,436 --> 00:09:25,851 Please don't tell her I said that. 227 00:09:25,885 --> 00:09:27,404 I don't want to hurt her feelings. 228 00:09:27,439 --> 00:09:29,268 - Clearly, this makes us happy. 229 00:09:29,303 --> 00:09:31,684 So I say we enjoy it as long as we want to. 230 00:09:31,719 --> 00:09:34,446 Let's go get our stuff back. - And our tickets. 231 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:35,930 We can still make the convention. 232 00:09:35,965 --> 00:09:39,692 Let's just hope Pat and Tucker are both working today. 233 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:43,282 Here's the money you paid us for the tickets. 234 00:09:43,317 --> 00:09:44,559 We'd like to buy them back. 235 00:09:44,594 --> 00:09:47,286 - Hold up, chief. Price has changed. 236 00:09:47,321 --> 00:09:49,495 You're forgetting about the handling fee, 237 00:09:49,530 --> 00:09:53,327 the storage fee, and the resale fee. 238 00:09:54,673 --> 00:09:55,881 [both groan] 239 00:09:55,915 --> 00:09:58,573 - Hey. I'm the nice guy here. 240 00:09:58,608 --> 00:10:00,713 Wait till you try to get your toys back. 241 00:10:00,748 --> 00:10:02,922 Then you're gonna have to deal with Pat, 242 00:10:02,957 --> 00:10:05,339 and he's in a mood. 243 00:10:05,373 --> 00:10:07,858 - How about we trade you a new muffler for them? 244 00:10:07,893 --> 00:10:09,584 [cash register dings] 245 00:10:10,516 --> 00:10:11,966 - Clyde, that was so cool 246 00:10:12,001 --> 00:10:14,624 when the Flash Card said you asked him a good question. 247 00:10:14,658 --> 00:10:18,593 - I know. I don't even mind that he called me "Clad." 248 00:10:18,628 --> 00:10:20,595 Look, there's some kids from Lori's class. 249 00:10:20,630 --> 00:10:21,734 - [laughing] 250 00:10:21,769 --> 00:10:24,392 - How do you know that? - No reason. 251 00:10:24,427 --> 00:10:27,430 I'm not saying I memorized her yearbook or anything. 252 00:10:27,464 --> 00:10:28,672 - Uh, they must be here 253 00:10:28,707 --> 00:10:31,296 with their little brothers and sisters. 254 00:10:31,330 --> 00:10:32,987 - Oh, jeez. They're walking this way. 255 00:10:33,022 --> 00:10:35,645 Get ready to be teased. 256 00:10:35,679 --> 00:10:38,544 - Stand tall, Clyde. We can get through this. 257 00:10:38,579 --> 00:10:41,961 - Hey, One-Eyed Jack, that utility belt is rad. 258 00:10:41,996 --> 00:10:43,722 What booth did you get that at? 259 00:10:43,756 --> 00:10:45,862 - Oh, actually, I made it. 260 00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:48,451 - No way! The detail is amazing. 261 00:10:48,485 --> 00:10:51,488 - Thanks. It even fires poker chips. 262 00:10:51,523 --> 00:10:52,972 - Sick. - Wait. 263 00:10:53,007 --> 00:10:54,595 You guys are into Ace Savvy? 264 00:10:54,629 --> 00:10:56,804 - Yeah. What do you think we're doing here? 265 00:10:56,838 --> 00:10:59,600 - We've been into Ace since we were, like, seven. 266 00:10:59,634 --> 00:11:02,051 - Really? You never felt like you were too old? 267 00:11:02,085 --> 00:11:05,399 - No way. We'll never be too old for Ace. 268 00:11:05,433 --> 00:11:07,987 - Look! They're selling One-Eyed Flap Jacks. 269 00:11:08,022 --> 00:11:09,748 We got to go snag some. 270 00:11:09,782 --> 00:11:12,475 - You guys want to join? both: Yeah. 271 00:11:12,509 --> 00:11:15,374 - Hey, Clyde. Can you spot me some money? 272 00:11:15,409 --> 00:11:17,411 I spent all of mine on mufflers. 273 00:11:17,445 --> 00:11:19,861 - No problem, buddy. One-Eyed Jack is always ready 274 00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:21,794 to lend a hand. 275 00:11:23,624 --> 00:11:26,592 [rock music] 276 00:11:26,627 --> 00:11:31,597 ♪ 277 00:11:31,632 --> 00:11:35,256 [pummeling and yelling] 278 00:11:35,291 --> 00:11:36,637 [police siren wailing] 279 00:11:38,259 --> 00:11:39,812 - Police! Open up. 280 00:11:41,780 --> 00:11:45,611 - You're probably wondering, "What did you guys do now?" 281 00:11:45,646 --> 00:11:48,718 Well, to explain, I have to go back a few days. 282 00:11:49,684 --> 00:11:51,272 You know us Louds. 283 00:11:51,307 --> 00:11:53,723 We're notorious for fighting over everything, 284 00:11:53,757 --> 00:11:55,897 which usually leaves us with nothing. 285 00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:57,727 - Okay, we need some tunes for the ride. 286 00:11:57,761 --> 00:11:59,280 What should it be? - Rock. 287 00:11:59,315 --> 00:12:00,937 - Love songs. - The sports station. 288 00:12:00,971 --> 00:12:02,697 - West Coast rap. 289 00:12:03,491 --> 00:12:06,632 [all yelling at once] 290 00:12:07,495 --> 00:12:08,945 [air horn blares] 291 00:12:08,979 --> 00:12:11,913 - If you kids can't decide, your father and I 292 00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:13,639 will decide for you. 293 00:12:13,674 --> 00:12:15,400 [banjo music] 294 00:12:15,434 --> 00:12:16,849 both: Yee-haw! 295 00:12:16,884 --> 00:12:17,988 [all groan] 296 00:12:18,023 --> 00:12:19,990 - Kids, I'm off to the grocery store. 297 00:12:20,025 --> 00:12:20,922 Any requests for dinner? 298 00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:22,924 [rumbling] - Sardines. 299 00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:24,409 - Chicken nuggets. - Bean chips. 300 00:12:24,443 --> 00:12:25,789 - Banana cream pie! 301 00:12:25,824 --> 00:12:27,308 - Ahh! 302 00:12:27,343 --> 00:12:28,585 - Worms! 303 00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:30,587 The butcher usually sets some aside for me. 304 00:12:30,622 --> 00:12:32,727 [all yelling at once] 305 00:12:32,762 --> 00:12:34,246 [air horn blares] 306 00:12:34,281 --> 00:12:36,628 - If you guys can't decide, I'll decide for you. 307 00:12:36,662 --> 00:12:39,389 Goulash it is. 308 00:12:39,424 --> 00:12:41,460 [all groan] 309 00:12:41,495 --> 00:12:42,875 [all yelling at once] 310 00:12:42,910 --> 00:12:44,912 - [sighs] Time for "ARGGH!" 311 00:12:44,946 --> 00:12:46,603 [gasps] Oof. 312 00:12:46,638 --> 00:12:48,640 - You mean "Vampires of Melancholia." 313 00:12:48,674 --> 00:12:51,539 Ah! - You mean "Prison Pageants." 314 00:12:51,574 --> 00:12:52,713 - [growls] Basketball. 315 00:12:52,747 --> 00:12:55,025 [pummeling and yelling] 316 00:12:55,060 --> 00:12:58,408 - You guys can't be remotely serious. 317 00:12:58,443 --> 00:13:00,272 [laughing] But really, 318 00:13:00,307 --> 00:13:02,343 I want to watch the Circus Channel. 319 00:13:02,378 --> 00:13:05,277 [all yelling at once] 320 00:13:05,312 --> 00:13:06,899 [air horn blares] - Well, if you kids 321 00:13:06,934 --> 00:13:08,901 are going to fight, I'll take the remote. 322 00:13:08,936 --> 00:13:10,593 Thank you. 323 00:13:12,974 --> 00:13:18,359 - Now we just wait and watch it grow. 324 00:13:20,361 --> 00:13:22,294 [birds chirping] 325 00:13:22,329 --> 00:13:24,365 [all groan] 326 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:25,780 - But then I discovered 327 00:13:25,815 --> 00:13:27,713 that to get what you want in this family, 328 00:13:27,748 --> 00:13:30,337 you don't necessarily have to fight. 329 00:13:30,371 --> 00:13:32,408 [baseball fanfare] 330 00:13:32,442 --> 00:13:35,687 - Uh, Lynn, I usually watch "ARGGH!" after school. 331 00:13:35,721 --> 00:13:36,964 - Ah, no problem, Lincoln. 332 00:13:36,998 --> 00:13:39,484 Only 6 1/2 innings left in this game. 333 00:13:39,518 --> 00:13:41,486 [both cheering] 334 00:13:42,003 --> 00:13:44,972 - Mom, I usually watch "ARGGH!" after school. 335 00:13:45,006 --> 00:13:48,320 - I know, Lincoln, but let Lynn watch her game today, okay? 336 00:13:48,355 --> 00:13:50,391 She has a friend over. 337 00:13:50,426 --> 00:13:52,945 - A friend, you say? 338 00:13:53,705 --> 00:13:57,709 I called my discovery "playing the friend card." 339 00:13:57,743 --> 00:14:00,401 It means Mom and Dad give you special privileges 340 00:14:00,436 --> 00:14:01,989 if you have a friend over. 341 00:14:02,023 --> 00:14:04,440 I'm pretty sure my siblings weren't aware of it. 342 00:14:04,474 --> 00:14:05,613 But now I was. 343 00:14:05,648 --> 00:14:06,856 - Move it, Lincoln. 344 00:14:06,890 --> 00:14:08,098 We're watching "The Dream Boat." 345 00:14:08,133 --> 00:14:10,308 - Uh, girls, let Lincoln watch "ARGGH!" 346 00:14:10,342 --> 00:14:11,654 He has a friend over. 347 00:14:11,688 --> 00:14:13,034 [both groan]- Sigh. 348 00:14:14,726 --> 00:14:18,592 - Guys, I'm baking cookies. Who wants to lick the beaters? 349 00:14:18,626 --> 00:14:20,387 [rumbling] 350 00:14:20,421 --> 00:14:21,698 all: I do, I do! 351 00:14:21,733 --> 00:14:23,079 - Get out of my way, 352 00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:25,461 or I'll find you in your cell after lights out. 353 00:14:25,495 --> 00:14:28,567 - Lola, you really got to stop watching those prison shows. 354 00:14:28,602 --> 00:14:30,397 - Girls, Lincoln has a friend over. 355 00:14:30,431 --> 00:14:31,743 Let them have the beaters. 356 00:14:37,818 --> 00:14:40,545 - Drop it, Stinkin'. We have dibs. 357 00:14:40,579 --> 00:14:43,927 - Girls, let Lincoln play. He has a friend over. 358 00:14:44,756 --> 00:14:47,655 [both whistling] 359 00:14:48,656 --> 00:14:51,625 - Dinner is served. 360 00:14:51,659 --> 00:14:53,696 - Chicken nuggets? Bogus, dude. 361 00:14:53,730 --> 00:14:55,732 I asked for bangers and mash. 362 00:14:55,767 --> 00:14:58,873 - And I clearly recall requesting sardines. 363 00:14:58,908 --> 00:15:00,599 I'm low on my omega-3s. 364 00:15:00,634 --> 00:15:01,876 - Well, Lincoln has a friend over, 365 00:15:01,911 --> 00:15:03,913 so Clyde got to pick tonight's dinner. 366 00:15:03,947 --> 00:15:05,742 - And I suggested chicken nuggets. 367 00:15:05,777 --> 00:15:08,089 - And I said that was a great idea. 368 00:15:10,782 --> 00:15:13,888 - I call this emergency sibling meeting to order. 369 00:15:13,923 --> 00:15:16,339 Something stinks in this household. 370 00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:18,548 And I'm not referring to our collective 371 00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:20,516 chicken nugget breath. 372 00:15:21,482 --> 00:15:24,899 According to my calculations, there is a direct correlation 373 00:15:24,934 --> 00:15:26,936 between the amount of time Clyde has been over 374 00:15:26,970 --> 00:15:29,663 and the number of privileges accrued by Lincoln. 375 00:15:29,697 --> 00:15:31,354 Someone who fancies himself a wit 376 00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:34,771 might call this "playing the friend card." 377 00:15:34,806 --> 00:15:37,809 [all gasp] - You are so right, sis. 378 00:15:37,843 --> 00:15:40,052 - I got this. During guard change, 379 00:15:40,087 --> 00:15:41,916 I'll sneak up on him in the shower. 380 00:15:41,951 --> 00:15:44,367 - Uh, sister, that won't be necessary. 381 00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:45,989 I have another plan. 382 00:15:47,681 --> 00:15:49,372 - I can't wait to watch "ARGGH!" 383 00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:51,374 - Me too. I hope Hunter can escape 384 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:53,756 from that haunted port-a-potty. 385 00:15:54,791 --> 00:15:58,761 - You boys want to join me and Roxanne for "Prison Pageants?" 386 00:16:01,695 --> 00:16:02,834 - Mom! 387 00:16:02,868 --> 00:16:04,422 Lola's watching TV, 388 00:16:04,456 --> 00:16:07,045 but Clyde and I are supposed to watch "ARGGH!" 389 00:16:07,079 --> 00:16:09,565 - Sorry, honey. Let Lola watch her show. 390 00:16:09,599 --> 00:16:10,773 She has a friend over. 391 00:16:10,807 --> 00:16:12,602 - But I have a friend over too. 392 00:16:12,637 --> 00:16:14,949 - True, but Lola got to the TV first. 393 00:16:14,984 --> 00:16:16,606 [guitars strumming] 394 00:16:16,641 --> 00:16:17,987 - We may not get the TV, 395 00:16:18,021 --> 00:16:20,058 but at least we can have some cookies. 396 00:16:20,092 --> 00:16:21,162 - All out, brah. 397 00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:24,821 Dad said Sam and I had first dibs. 398 00:16:26,685 --> 00:16:28,998 - We may not have the TV or the cookies, 399 00:16:29,032 --> 00:16:30,931 but at least we can choose lunch. 400 00:16:30,965 --> 00:16:34,417 Hey, Dad, Clyde said he would love franks and beans today. 401 00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:37,731 - Well, Lincoln suggested it, but I agreed. 402 00:16:37,765 --> 00:16:39,629 - Sorry, guys. Lunch is already made. 403 00:16:39,664 --> 00:16:40,906 - Yeah. - Ahh! 404 00:16:40,941 --> 00:16:42,805 - My friend Haiku is staying for lunch 405 00:16:42,839 --> 00:16:44,772 and requested blood sausage. 406 00:16:44,807 --> 00:16:47,050 [bird caws] - Friend? I don't see a-- 407 00:16:47,085 --> 00:16:48,431 ahh! 408 00:16:52,987 --> 00:16:56,474 - Okay, we may not have the TV, or cookies, 409 00:16:56,508 --> 00:16:57,716 or the lunch we want, 410 00:16:57,751 --> 00:17:00,063 but we can still play badminton. 411 00:17:00,098 --> 00:17:02,894 - Sorry, Lincoln. Whitney and I have the court. 412 00:17:02,928 --> 00:17:04,723 I'm onto you, buster. And in case you thought 413 00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:06,587 you were getting any other privileges today, 414 00:17:06,622 --> 00:17:08,140 everyone else is onto you too. 415 00:17:09,659 --> 00:17:10,626 - [gasps] 416 00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:12,110 [both gasp] - Yikes. 417 00:17:12,144 --> 00:17:13,905 That's a lot of kids. You want to hide at the mall 418 00:17:13,939 --> 00:17:15,562 for a few hours? - Do I? 419 00:17:15,596 --> 00:17:17,943 It'll be quieter and less crowded. 420 00:17:22,016 --> 00:17:25,054 - My sisters had discovered "the friend card." 421 00:17:25,088 --> 00:17:26,883 But they forgot that Lincoln Loud 422 00:17:26,918 --> 00:17:28,954 is the man with the plan. 423 00:17:28,989 --> 00:17:31,992 So I just came up with a way to outsmart them. 424 00:17:32,026 --> 00:17:34,477 - Whoo-whoo! Doubleheader time. 425 00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:37,066 - We'll be watching "ARGGH!" Thanks. 426 00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:39,137 - [chuckles] In your dreams. 427 00:17:39,171 --> 00:17:41,001 I have a friend over,so, uh-- 428 00:17:41,035 --> 00:17:43,797 - Yes, you have one friend over. 429 00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:49,492 But I have two. And two is greater than one. 430 00:17:50,942 --> 00:17:52,564 [girls scream] 431 00:17:52,599 --> 00:17:54,497 [rock music] 432 00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:56,810 - Guess what, Lincoln? I can do math too. 433 00:17:56,844 --> 00:17:59,951 And three is greater than two. 434 00:18:01,608 --> 00:18:02,643 [boys scream] 435 00:18:02,678 --> 00:18:04,162 [laughter] 436 00:18:05,094 --> 00:18:08,718 - Hey, Sam and I had dibs on that popcorn. 437 00:18:08,753 --> 00:18:10,099 - Gee, sorry, Luna. 438 00:18:10,133 --> 00:18:12,619 But I've got three friends over. 439 00:18:12,653 --> 00:18:14,172 And three beats one. 440 00:18:14,206 --> 00:18:17,140 - Dude, I thought we were on the same side. 441 00:18:17,175 --> 00:18:18,935 - Yeah, well, Lincoln brought in two friends, 442 00:18:18,970 --> 00:18:20,281 so I did what I had to do. 443 00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:23,802 - Well, fine. I can call my friends too. 444 00:18:23,837 --> 00:18:26,909 Operator, can you help me place this call? 445 00:18:26,943 --> 00:18:29,532 [upbeat music] 446 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:30,775 Dude, mind if we cut in? 447 00:18:30,809 --> 00:18:32,604 - But Becky and I are playing-- 448 00:18:32,639 --> 00:18:34,744 - No, totally, dude. I get that. 449 00:18:34,779 --> 00:18:37,160 It's just that you only have one friend over, 450 00:18:37,195 --> 00:18:39,231 and I have four. 451 00:18:41,993 --> 00:18:43,926 - Can you please pass the remote, Lynn? 452 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:46,100 It's time for my fashion-show show. 453 00:18:46,135 --> 00:18:48,655 - [mimics buzzer] I have three friends over, 454 00:18:48,689 --> 00:18:50,795 so I get the TV. Thank you. 455 00:18:50,829 --> 00:18:53,142 - Three? Oh, that's so cute. 456 00:18:53,176 --> 00:18:54,902 I have five. 457 00:18:54,937 --> 00:18:57,249 Wait... 458 00:18:57,284 --> 00:18:59,010 Yeah, five. 459 00:18:59,838 --> 00:19:02,703 - Excuse me, Leni, my friends and I have to watch 460 00:19:02,738 --> 00:19:04,153 our dating advice show. 461 00:19:04,187 --> 00:19:06,673 - Sorry, Lori. I have five friends over and-- 462 00:19:06,707 --> 00:19:08,088 - Oh. Only five? 463 00:19:11,125 --> 00:19:12,955 I'll save you the trouble-- there are six of them. 464 00:19:12,989 --> 00:19:14,612 Remote, please. 465 00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:17,925 - Pardon the intrusion, eldest sibling. 466 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:20,203 But it's time for the congressional hearings. 467 00:19:20,238 --> 00:19:22,067 - But, Lisa-- 468 00:19:22,102 --> 00:19:24,829 - Lucky seven, baby. Count 'em. 469 00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:27,728 - Move it, Lisa. My eight friends and I 470 00:19:27,763 --> 00:19:29,799 want to watch "Prison Pageants." 471 00:19:29,834 --> 00:19:32,561 - Sorry, Lola, but my nine friends and I 472 00:19:32,595 --> 00:19:35,253 would like to watch "Vampires of Melancholia." 473 00:19:35,287 --> 00:19:38,014 - Hit the road, Jack. My ten friends and I 474 00:19:38,049 --> 00:19:39,568 have a concert to watch. 475 00:19:39,602 --> 00:19:42,778 - Everyone "nose" that 11 is more than 10. 476 00:19:42,812 --> 00:19:45,228 And we have a comedy special to watch. 477 00:19:45,263 --> 00:19:47,541 - You guys, this is literally out of control. 478 00:19:47,576 --> 00:19:49,681 Lana, did you really have to invite 12 479 00:19:49,716 --> 00:19:50,958 of your muddy friends over? 480 00:19:50,993 --> 00:19:52,304 - Don't bark at me. 481 00:19:52,339 --> 00:19:55,584 Lincoln invited 13 randos over from the arcade. 482 00:19:55,618 --> 00:19:57,793 I bet you don't even know all their names. 483 00:19:57,827 --> 00:19:59,001 - I do too. 484 00:19:59,035 --> 00:20:01,141 There's Jeff-- or is it Josh? 485 00:20:01,175 --> 00:20:04,213 - By my calculations, with this many people in the house, 486 00:20:04,247 --> 00:20:06,664 we could be approaching a threat level of... 487 00:20:06,698 --> 00:20:08,320 stampeding T-Rex. 488 00:20:08,355 --> 00:20:10,668 - Hey, I was watching that! - Too bad. 489 00:20:10,702 --> 00:20:12,946 - No, too bad for you! - Give me the remote. 490 00:20:12,980 --> 00:20:14,844 I want to watch the sports channel. 491 00:20:14,879 --> 00:20:17,571 - Uh-oh. Make that erupting volcano. 492 00:20:17,606 --> 00:20:20,885 [pummeling and yelling] 493 00:20:20,919 --> 00:20:22,265 - That's just great, Lincoln. 494 00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:24,820 Those complete strangers you invited into our home 495 00:20:24,854 --> 00:20:26,131 just started a fight. 496 00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:28,030 - Jim would never do that. 497 00:20:28,064 --> 00:20:30,308 It was probably Lola's pageant group. 498 00:20:30,342 --> 00:20:31,654 They looked vicious. 499 00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:33,000 - [scoffs] My money's on 500 00:20:33,035 --> 00:20:35,313 Lynn's meathead jock friends. 501 00:20:35,347 --> 00:20:36,590 - Ugh. 502 00:20:36,625 --> 00:20:38,281 [all arguing] 503 00:20:38,316 --> 00:20:41,112 [rock music] 504 00:20:41,146 --> 00:20:42,941 [police siren wailing] 505 00:20:43,770 --> 00:20:45,634 - Police! Open up. 506 00:20:46,876 --> 00:20:48,671 - And now you're caught up. 507 00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:49,845 [all yelling] 508 00:20:49,879 --> 00:20:52,054 - Okay, kids. Break it up. 509 00:20:52,088 --> 00:20:53,642 Party's over. 510 00:20:53,676 --> 00:20:56,679 - Ugh, get me out of here. - Stop shoving me. 511 00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:58,060 - Wait, Leni. 512 00:20:58,094 --> 00:21:00,614 You don't leave. You live here. 513 00:21:00,649 --> 00:21:02,133 - Oh, right. 514 00:21:03,168 --> 00:21:04,929 - What is going on here? 515 00:21:04,963 --> 00:21:08,380 Why are there 65 kids walking out of our house? 516 00:21:08,415 --> 00:21:09,865 - Are you the parents? 517 00:21:09,899 --> 00:21:11,936 I'm afraid you've got a $200 ticket 518 00:21:11,970 --> 00:21:13,213 for noise violation. 519 00:21:13,247 --> 00:21:15,974 Try to keep your kids under control. 520 00:21:16,009 --> 00:21:17,873 - Anyone care to explain? 521 00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:22,671 - I will. I've got the story down pretty well by now. 522 00:21:23,775 --> 00:21:25,294 And now you're caught up. 523 00:21:25,328 --> 00:21:28,297 - Well, you guys are going to have to use your allowances 524 00:21:28,331 --> 00:21:30,644 to pay for this ticket. 525 00:21:30,679 --> 00:21:32,266 - And I hope you've learned your lesson. 526 00:21:32,301 --> 00:21:33,785 - Definitely. 527 00:21:33,820 --> 00:21:35,407 We're done playing the friend card. 528 00:21:35,442 --> 00:21:37,824 In fact, we fold. 529 00:21:37,858 --> 00:21:38,928 [laughing] 530 00:21:38,963 --> 00:21:41,759 - Guys, from now on, why don't we just take turns 531 00:21:41,793 --> 00:21:43,105 choosing what show to watch 532 00:21:43,139 --> 00:21:45,245 and who gets to lick the beaters and junk. 533 00:21:45,279 --> 00:21:46,867 - Pretty sweet idea. 534 00:21:46,902 --> 00:21:48,904 We can start with dinner tonight. 535 00:21:48,938 --> 00:21:52,148 - Lori, you're the oldest. Why don't you go first? 536 00:21:52,183 --> 00:21:54,012 - Ooh, okay. I think we should have-- 537 00:21:54,047 --> 00:21:55,945 - Um, sorry, honey. Tonight's dinner 538 00:21:55,980 --> 00:21:59,259 has already been set. We're having goulash. 539 00:21:59,293 --> 00:22:01,640 - Goulash? - Why? 540 00:22:01,675 --> 00:22:04,160 [doorbell rings] - Well... [chuckles] 541 00:22:04,195 --> 00:22:05,852 We're having friends over. 542 00:22:07,129 --> 00:22:08,751 - ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪ 543 00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:10,719 ♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪ 544 00:22:10,753 --> 00:22:12,755 ♪ In the Loud house - ♪ Loud house 545 00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:17,380 - ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪ 546 00:22:17,415 --> 00:22:20,763 ♪ That's the way we show our love in the Loud house ♪ 547 00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:22,144 - ♪ Loud house 548 00:22:22,178 --> 00:22:23,870 ♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪ 549 00:22:23,904 --> 00:22:25,181 ♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪ 550 00:22:25,216 --> 00:22:26,700 ♪ Stand in line to take a pee ♪ 551 00:22:26,735 --> 00:22:27,839 ♪ Never any privacy 552 00:22:27,874 --> 00:22:30,186 ♪ Chaos with 11 kids 553 00:22:30,221 --> 00:22:32,741 ♪ That's the way it always is ♪ 554 00:22:32,775 --> 00:22:34,225 ♪ In the Loud house