[upbeat rock music]
♪ ♪
- Hey, guys! Anyone seen my bus pass?
- Did you check your purse?
- Thanks! I got it!
Did someone take the credit card?
- Check your purse!
- Oh, right! Wait, my shopping list--
- The purse, woman!
- Culottes, jeans, pom-pom sweater...
- Going shopping, Leni?
- Not just shopping.
Reiningers is having a huge
two-day 25%-off blowout sale
and I made up a dream shopping list for it.
Yay! New wardrobe!
- Good luck, Leni! - Happy saving!
- Shoot! Where did I put my purse?
all: Check your arms!
[all chewing]
- I'm back!
[ominous music]
- Are you okay, Leni?
Did you wrestle a bear?
- Where's your stuff?
- I didn't get any of it.
- What? Why?
- Well, you know how shoppers can be.
Sometimes they're a little grabby and pushy.
And claw-y and shove-y.
- Ah wait, did you let a bunch of greedy bargain hunters
take your stuff? - I don't mind.
I'll just make new clothes with my old ones. Yay!
- Poor Leni. This always happens.
She's too nice for her own good!
- It's true. Her submissive nature makes her easy prey.
Much like the baby wildebeest of the Serengeti.
- She needs to learn how to be a little tougher!
- A little meaner.
- More aggressive.
- [yelling indistinctly]
- Give me that remote back! - [yelling]
- More like us!
Leni. How would you like to go back to that sale
tomorrow and get everything you wanted?
- That's okay. I'm fine.
Look! I turned this nightgown into jeans!
Oh, wait. Now I don't have a nightgown.
Ooh, I can make one out of these other jeans!
- Leni, you need to learn to stand up for yourself.
- Yeah! You don't wanna be wilted beets in the spaghetti!
- Meh, close enough. - But don't worry.
We're here to teach you how to become
a more assertive, decisive person!
- Well, okay. If you guys want.
I'm just happy when you're happy.
- [sighs] We have a lot of work to do.
Tomorrow you're going back to that mall as a new Leni.
And the new Leni doesn't let people
cut ahead of her in line.
Ten-hut!
- Now, you're number one in the bathroom line.
Don't let anyone make you number two.
[laughs] Get it?
- I don't. But don't worry! No one's gonna cut!
- [groans] I'm feeling the surprise part
of Dad's taco surprise.
Oh, you gotta let me cut, Leni.
- Oh, you poor thing! Go right ahead!
all: Gah! - All right.
Step aside and watch a pro do it.
Lori, your assistance.
- [clears throat] I'm in a hurry, Lola!
Let me cut. - [growls]
- [groans] Ow! How are you so freakishly strong?
- [grunts] I hope you like the taste of floor!
- Tackle, pin, catchphrase. Got it!
[militaristic music]
- Second lesson: the new Leni
isn't afraid to go after what she wants.
There's some rockin' threads on that clearance table,
but you got major peeps blocking your way.
What are you going to do, dude?
- I'm gonna get those threads!
So sorry. Would you mind moving?
No? I can wait until you're ready.
[all sigh]
- Yo, L.J.
Show her how it's done.
- With pleasure!
Hut-hut!
Take a hike!
[all yelling]
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-huh!
- Hey, Bobby gave me that sweater.
- Run, block, do a dance. Got it!
- Third lesson: protecting your property.
The new Leni doesn't let
greedy shoppers steal her stuff.
- That phone charger is the only working one in the house.
Your goal is to hold on to it no matter what.
- Oh, it's okay. I can use the landline.
all: Leni, no.
- Put yourself first.
- [sighs] I'll show you how it's done.
I've been protecting my junk from you guys for 17 years.
The key is to use a good firm armpit grip.
All right! Come at me!
Ow! Ow! Ow! - Armpit tuck.
Fall on floor. Protect vital organs.
[all yelling] - You got it yet, Leni?
Ow! Leni!
- Thank you guys for all your help!
I'm so excited about the new Leni.
Just one question,
where did the old Leni go?
[groans] - Hey, dude! Bogus!
- I got this creep!
- [groans]
- I hope you like the taste of flan!
Was it flan or floor? I heard flan.
- Doesn't matter. You're a queen!
[all clamoring]
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- Hut! Hut! Take a hike!
[all gasp, scream]
- Whoo! All day long, baby!
[rock music]
- [grunting] Hey, it's mine!
Don't even think about it!
- [screams]
♪ ♪
[groaning]
[all cheering]
- You rocked!
- Yay Leni! - You crushed it.
- A new wardrobe! I can't believe it!
- Ah! We gotta celebrate!
Pretzels and sodas on Lincoln!
- Wait, why me? - Thanks, Lincoln!
Meet you guys at the food court.
- I wouldn't do that.
- [snarling]
- Wow! Leni really mauled the competition!
- People are going to think twice before crossing her.
- We changed her life. To us!
all: To us!
- Hm, this top is perfect for a cozy Saturday.
And this sweater will look so good
with my new nightgown jeans.
- Are you sure you don't have
any more of those polka-dot swimsuits?
That's all my granddaughter wants.
Well, that and for me to live forever,
but I can't promise that.
- Here. You should take mine.
- Oh! You angel!
Amy will be so happy!
- That sweater is so cute!
Where did you get it?
- I think this was the last one.
- Oh, it's hard finding sweaters
that won't give me what my doctor calls
"Category Five" rashes.
[giggles] That's me!
Allergic to almost every fabric.
Well, enjoy it!
- Wait! I can't imagine how awful that would be!
Here, take mine.
- Oh! That is so sweet!
Thank you!
- Excuse me. Is your name American Bank?
- Oh my stars, I am so stressed
about finding a tie for my anniversary
that I must've dropped it.
25 years. It's a big one.
- You know, I'd be glad to help you.
- But you'd lose your place in line.
- That's okay.
This is more important!
- [slurps] Yep.
Today could be the start
of a whole new life for Leni...
- The ABCs of Being a CEO!
[bright music]
[shutter clicks]
- Miss Loud, you're the head of a fashion company,
the best-selling author of "Taste the Flan,"
and a role model for young women.
To what do you attribute your success?
- Well, I really owe it all to my siblings.
See there was this two-day blowout sale...
♪ ♪
Problem solved! Now you have something to wear to the dance.
You came all the way from Cheboygan
for a flutter-sleeve blouse? You should have it!
Please, there'll be other culottes!
Send me a picture! I want to see how
those gaucho pants look on you!
- This is a great find!
I wish I had time to browse the racks.
- Oh, well why don't you take it?
- Oh, oh, I--I couldn't do that.
This is all you have, and you've been waiting
in line for so long. - It's okay.
I wouldn't even be shopping here
if it weren't for people like you working so hard.
[alarm rings] - [yelps]
- No, the castle Leni's going to live in
will have three swimming pools.
- Ooh! And a chocolate fountain!
- A zoo!
- There she is!
[all clamoring]
- Hey, you guys! - Uh, Leni.
Where are your bags?
- Oh, I didn't buy anything.
I gave all my clothes away.
- What? After all our training?
- What happened to the new Leni?
- She wasn't really me. I'm sorry you guys.
It did feel good to get what I wanted.
But it felt even better to give other people what they wanted.
- Leni, we're worried about you.
How are you going to make it in life
if you keep putting yourself last?
- Boo Boo Bear and I cannot support you forever.
- Oh, there you are, dear!
I got you a little something to say thanks.
- Aww, you shouldn't have!
I hope your granddaughter loves the suit!
- I know she will.
I wish more young people were as sweet as you are!
- Presents are nice but you know what's nicer?
All those clothes you gave away!
- Excuse me, young miss?
We have the #3 combo with fries
for everyone in your party,
courtesy of that woman over there.
- Yay! You look great!
No rashes!
- Excuse me, miss?
Thank you so much for helping my hubby!
He has never looked so cute.
- We got you a gift card to the fro-yo shop!
- That's so sweet of you! That's my favorite place!
Happy anniversary Mr. & Mrs. Bank!
- Leni, it's great that all these people
are doing nice things for you,
but I still think it's more important that you--
- Excuse me. I wanted to meet you.
I'm Ms. Carmichael.
I'm the manager of Reiningers and I've been hearing
such wonderful things about you.
You know, we could use a sales employee
with great customer service skills.
- Great! Let me think about it
and get back to you with some names.
all: A-hem!
- Oh! You mean me.
- Hours are flexible, and employees get
a 50% discount on all merchandise.
- It's like there's a blowout sale
happening in my heart.
- I'll take that as a yes!
Stop by whenever to fill out paperwork.
- I'll see you back at home, guys!
- Wow. We were so wrong about Leni.
- Yeah. Guess we don't have to worry about her after all!
- Hm, if being nice does that much for Leni,
I wonder what it could do for me.
Hey, mister. How would you like my fries?
- Oh, no thank you. I'm trying to watch my cholesterol--
- Go ahead. Take them.
- No, really, I'm good.
- Take the fries.
- [yells] What is up with this mall?
- Maybe stick to what you know, Lola.
- ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪
♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪
♪ In the Loud house ♪ - ♪ Loud house ♪
- ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪
♪ That's the way we show our love in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house ♪
♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪
♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪
♪ Stand in line to take a pee ♪
♪ Never any privacy ♪
♪ Chaos with 11 kids ♪
♪ That's the way it always is ♪
♪ In the Loud house ♪