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This program is rated G

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and is suitable for
general audiences.

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♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪

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♪ Dodging girls like
ping-pong balls ♪

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♪ Just to reach the
bathroom on time ♪

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♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪

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♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪

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♪ Guy's gotta do what he
can to survive ♪

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♪ In the Loud House,
in the Loud House ♪

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♪ Duck, dodge, push and shove,
it's how we show our love ♪

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♪ In the Loud House,
in the Loud House ♪

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♪ One boy, 10 girls, wouldn't
trade it for the world ♪

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♪ Loud ♪

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♪ House ♪

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♪ Loud, Loud House ♪

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Poo-poo!

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Okay, no,
I was backwards.

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Okay, there!

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This party map is coming along
nicely.

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Oops! The cotton candy machine
can't be too close

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to bounce house or it will be
puke city.

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I hope you're writing this down.

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(Squeaking)

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Mr. Sprinkles! Hello.

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Focus.

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Eunice would kill for this job.

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(Squealing)

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(Screaming)

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Oh!

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Bad, Duncan!

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I'm sorry about Eunice.

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I'll get her patched up
for you.

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By the way,
this is Duncan.

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I'm training him.

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Duncan, sit.

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(Chomping)

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It's a work in progress.

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So, you're planning
our birthday party again, huh?

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I was.

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I kinda want to talk to you
about that.

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I was hoping I could plan
the party this year.

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(Laughing)

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Oh, you're serious.

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Listen, sweetie.

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Party planning takes a certain
je ne sais quoi.

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I've got a ton of that!

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(Belching)

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Besides, I've always planned
our birthday parties.

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That's the point.

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You plan our party every year.

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Even before we were born.

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(Party horn honking)

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We always do your frou-frou
party.

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It's only fair that I get
to plan this year's Lana style.

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Yeah--

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It's the last part
that scares me.

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Don't worry, sis.

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The party is in great hands.

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Oops! Sorry!

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Not even sure what that is.

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Time to plan the best
birthday party ever!

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Come on, Mr. Sprinkles.

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We have to stop Lana
from ruining the party.

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But first, I'll need to take
a three-hour shower.

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Here we are!

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Hazeltucky's finest
party supply store.

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Wait here.

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I'll make sure they're open.

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I see customers inside.

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(Gasping) Those could be
thieves!

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Stay here where it's safe.

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Midge!
Lola!

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How did the Parisian table
runners go over

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at your tea party?

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Midge! I don't have time to talk
about that.

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Okay, they looked fabulous,
but listen!

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I have a party crisis
on my hands.

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I need you to hide everything
poop coloured now!

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No peeking yet!

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(Panting)
Okay.

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Tah-dah!

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Look, Lana!

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So many things that are just
perfect for our party, huh?

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Ooh! How about this?

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Tropical, fun, flirty!

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Nah! Those don't really scream
Lana to me.

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Hmm.

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Do you have a dumpster?

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Oh!

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Midge! How much for
the half-eaten cheese?

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It would make
a great centrepiece.

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Gosh. I don't know.

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Can I get a price-check on the
dumpster cheese?

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WALKIE-TALKIE:
Uh, free?

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Cool! Yes!

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Wow! Old batteries,

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rotting fish heads.

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These would make perfect
party favours.

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Don't panic, Lola.

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This is only a minor setback.

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The party can still be saved.

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Okay! Before we go home,

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let's talk entertainment.

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I was thinking a princess
story-time show,

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a mermaid matinee,

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a genie in a bottle!

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Sorry, Lols!

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I actually had something else
in mind.

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Shortcut!

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(Screaming)

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LANA: Wahoo-hoo-hoo!

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All right. Everything looks to
be in order.

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Hang on tight or don't.

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I'm charging for the test ride
either way.

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Let 'er rip, Flip!

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You got it.

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Let me give old Roy
some spicy mustard.

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That really gets him going.

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(Squirting)

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(Alarm ringing)

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Whoa!

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(Screaming)

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We'll take him!

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Ooh! How about this cake?
Nah.

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Ooh! How about this one?

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Nah.

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Ooh! Ooh!

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This one! This one!
Nah.

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Okay--

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Do you have a sink
and some dirt?

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Are you with
the health department?

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Nope.
Then follow me.

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(Flies buzzing)

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We'll take it from here.

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(Gasping)

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Speechless, huh?

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Well, I think that means
we've found our cake.

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Whoa!

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What do you have for toppings?

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Any worms or bugs
we can sample?

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I'm sure we can find something
in the pantry.

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Oh, those are just
some exploding candles.

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Wait! Be careful with those!

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(Exploding)

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(Screaming)
(Splatting)

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(Gasping)

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I can't do this anymore.

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Lana is ruining this party.

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She actually thinks
a pile of leaves

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can be used as both a toilet

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and toilet paper!

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What am I going to do,
Mr. Sprinkles?

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You're right.

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We're going to have to take more
drastic measures.

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Any ideas?

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(Evil laughing)

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Yes!

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Time to makes some phone calls.

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Lola Loud,
you clever little minx.

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(Honking) It's here!
It's here!

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I can't believe it's
our seventh birthday!

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Personally, I don't feel a day
over six-and-a-half.

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Listen. Thanks for letting me
plan the party this year.

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I know it wasn't easy
to give it up,

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but you were weirdly cool
about it.

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Well, you just made it so easy.

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Meet you at Tall Timbers Park.

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What, Duncan?

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(Hissing)

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It's party time.

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LANA: Hey! Hey stop, guys!

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Come back!

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(Groaning)
What's going on?

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The garbage guys threw away
my garbage decorations.

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What?

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But how could they not
understand

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the vision you were going for?

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(Sighing)

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It's okay.

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At least the bull will
be here soon.

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(Phone ringing)

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Hello?

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Hey, muddy Loud kid,
this is Flip.

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I can't make it to the party.

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I got four flapjacks
and no spare.

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(Bull mooing)

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Oh, listen.
I gotta go.

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Roy found my pastrami sandwich
and the thing

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was oozing with spicy mustard.

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(Screaming)

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Aw!

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I guess there's no bull either.

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All of Flip's tires are flat.

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You're kidding!

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What are the chances?

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Oh, look!

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The guests are starting
to arrive.

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(Coughing)

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Well, I'd better go welcome
everyone.

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I'll try to put on a happy face.

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Hi!

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(Phone ringing)
Oh, man!

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What now?

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Hello?

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Can't bring the cake today.

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Someone tipped off
the health inspector

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about all the dirt and bugs
at the bakery

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and now I have to clean
the whole place top to bottom.

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(Sighing)

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And then I said, "You call that
lemon chiffon?

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I do not think so."

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(Laughing)

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Lana, aren't you gonna
join our party?

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This party is officially ruined.

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No bull, no cake,

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no decorations.

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I am so sorry.

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Lola, you gotta help me out.

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Is there anything you can do to
save our birthday party?

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I might be able
to figure something out.

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(Chattering)

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Whoa.

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I can't believe
you were able

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to pull this together
so fast.

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Well, it's not going to be as
good as the awesome party

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you had planned, but it will
have to do.

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Hey, Lola!
I hope you don't mind!

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I came back for some cake.

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Wait. You know the garbage man
who threw away my decorations?

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Barely, I just--

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Hey! Fancy Loud kid.

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Watch where you leave
this thing.

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It popped my tires

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which I will be charging you
for.

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Ooh! Parisian table runners.

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Ah!
(Crashing)

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Lola! What was your tiara doing
under Flip's tires?

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What! That's not even
my tiara!

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Everybody is wearing them
nowadays.

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Save it!
I can't believe you!

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You've been lying
this whole time!

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The garbage truck, the cakes,
the bull!

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There haven't been any mix-ups
at all.

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You just wanted the party
your way again.

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It's not fair, Lola.

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It was my turn!

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I'm taking our present
from Aunt Ruth.

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Enjoy your party.

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Come on, guys.

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Let's ride.

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RITA: Okay, girls! Time to
blowout the candles.

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Where's your sister?

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I, I ruined her party
and drove her away.

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I gotta fix this.

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Stall for me, okay?

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And you said I wouldn't
need this.

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(Banging)
(Groaning)

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Midge! I need you to bring out
all the poop colours.

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(Grunting) Come on, Roy.

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Move your big, bald butt!

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(Grunting)

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Well, at least there's
rotten food in here.

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Party favours!

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(Knocking)
LANA: No one's home.

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Especially, if you're Lola.

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Lana, open up.

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I know this is your sad can.

268
00:10:28,533 --> 00:10:30,233
Go away!

269
00:10:30,367 --> 00:10:32,266
I just wanted to say
I'm sorry.

270
00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:34,800
I should've let you have
your party.

271
00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:36,934
It was your chance to shine.

272
00:10:37,066 --> 00:10:39,400
You really did me dirty, Lols.

273
00:10:39,533 --> 00:10:40,967
I know, but--

274
00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:42,700
I have a big surprise
that might make up

275
00:10:42,834 --> 00:10:45,467
for all the terrible things
I did.

276
00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:47,166
We're listening.

277
00:10:51,266 --> 00:10:53,300
Whoa!

278
00:10:53,433 --> 00:10:55,400
Wow! You did all this?

279
00:10:55,533 --> 00:10:58,633
I'm going to smell like
a farm animal for a week.

280
00:10:58,767 --> 00:11:00,800
But somethings are worth it.

281
00:11:00,934 --> 00:11:02,600
Thank you, Lola,

282
00:11:02,734 --> 00:11:05,567
for the best trashiest party
ever!

283
00:11:05,700 --> 00:11:06,934
You're welcome.

284
00:11:07,066 --> 00:11:09,900
Now, let's blow out our candles.

285
00:11:10,033 --> 00:11:11,500
Happy birthday, Lans.

286
00:11:11,633 --> 00:11:13,567
Happy birthday, Lols.

287
00:11:13,700 --> 00:11:15,500
(Blowing)

288
00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:16,533
Got it!
Wait! Wait!

289
00:11:16,667 --> 00:11:17,867
One more for safety.

290
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,033
I can't believe you managed

291
00:11:19,166 --> 00:11:21,467
to get the exploding candles
too.

292
00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:22,467
Wait. What?

293
00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:25,100
(Exploding)

294
00:11:37,900 --> 00:11:38,967
STELLA: Hey, guys!
I think I found something

295
00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:40,500
Follow me!

296
00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:41,700
Quick! Up there.

297
00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:43,100
LINCOLN: Make way!
Coming through.

298
00:11:43,233 --> 00:11:44,333
(Grunting)

299
00:11:44,467 --> 00:11:45,567
Hmm.

300
00:11:45,700 --> 00:11:46,667
Whoa!

301
00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,000
(Crashing)

302
00:11:48,133 --> 00:11:49,500
(Groaning)

303
00:11:49,633 --> 00:11:52,200
It was pitch black.
I couldn't see a thing.

304
00:11:52,333 --> 00:11:53,967
I don't know fellers
and stellers.

305
00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:56,000
I think we're on a goose chase.

306
00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:57,266
No way!

307
00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:59,200
My cousin Derrick swore
there was a secret game room

308
00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:00,834
somewhere in this school.

309
00:12:00,967 --> 00:12:03,467
But we've checked every hallway
from here to the boiler room.

310
00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:04,934
STELLA: Hey, guys!
Over here!

311
00:12:05,066 --> 00:12:06,033
Check this out.

312
00:12:07,467 --> 00:12:08,967
(Grunting)

313
00:12:09,100 --> 00:12:10,533
(Gasping)

314
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:15,166
Well, hash my browns.

315
00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:16,367
I knew it!

316
00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:18,400
This is where they experiment
on kids.

317
00:12:18,533 --> 00:12:20,967
No, Zach. This is clearly
an old news studio.

318
00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:22,533
The school must've had a show
or something.

319
00:12:22,667 --> 00:12:24,333
(Rumbling)

320
00:12:24,467 --> 00:12:26,767
Check out the vintage
news cuties.

321
00:12:26,900 --> 00:12:28,266
Dude, gross!

322
00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:29,500
That's my mom!

323
00:12:29,633 --> 00:12:31,367
LINCOLN: Hey, guys!
I just had a great idea.

324
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:33,333
We can be the next news team.

325
00:12:33,467 --> 00:12:34,567
So fun!

326
00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:36,700
And it would be a great way
for us

327
00:12:36,834 --> 00:12:38,367
to spend more time
together at school.

328
00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:40,333
Camera still works.

329
00:12:40,467 --> 00:12:43,500
I'm Stella Zho
and I say let's do this.

330
00:12:43,633 --> 00:12:44,500
Wait!

331
00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:45,934
Where's Rusty?

332
00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:49,100
There's just something about
those eyes of hers.

333
00:12:49,233 --> 00:12:50,600
Dude!
What?

334
00:12:50,734 --> 00:12:52,500
You should take it as
a compliment.

335
00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:57,767
(Chattering)

336
00:12:57,900 --> 00:12:59,300
♪

337
00:12:59,433 --> 00:13:01,767
Maybe we were in her blind-spot.

338
00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:02,767
Meryl!

339
00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:04,066
Yoo-hoo, Meryl!

340
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,166
(Groaning)

341
00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:08,300
Oh, she's watching
that soap opera

342
00:13:08,433 --> 00:13:09,767
Southern Hospitality.

343
00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:11,367
Jackson just came back
from the dead

344
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,467
only to find his
long-lost fiancé

345
00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,200
had fallen into a coma.

346
00:13:17,333 --> 00:13:18,667
I try to stay current.

347
00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:21,433
Oof! Can't a girl get some quiet
around here?

348
00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:23,000
Okay--

349
00:13:23,133 --> 00:13:25,700
Now, what are y'all noisy
little jitterbugs need?

350
00:13:25,834 --> 00:13:28,467
But hurry. My show is back
from commercial in 30 seconds.

351
00:13:29,834 --> 00:13:31,867
Well, we found an old news set.
It was pretty cool.

352
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,700
Rusty dented the camera
when he dropped it.

353
00:13:33,834 --> 00:13:35,033
Why would you tell her that?

354
00:13:35,166 --> 00:13:36,600
We need to talk
to Principal Ramirez.

355
00:13:36,734 --> 00:13:38,166
It's urgent!

356
00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:39,266
Well, I don't know.

357
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:40,266
She's with someone.

358
00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:41,600
Ooh! It's back on!

359
00:13:41,734 --> 00:13:42,967
Just go on in.

360
00:13:46,567 --> 00:13:48,734
LINCOLN: And that's why we are
absolutely perfect

361
00:13:48,867 --> 00:13:50,367
to restart the news show.

362
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:52,266
Thank you.

363
00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:54,200
Well, I appreciate
your enthusiasm,

364
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,166
but there's a reason we ended
that news show.

365
00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:57,333
Nobody watched it.

366
00:13:57,467 --> 00:13:59,367
The Daily Marsupial called it
a punishment

367
00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:00,967
worse than detention.

368
00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:02,734
But our show
could be different.

369
00:14:02,867 --> 00:14:04,200
I have news experience.

370
00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:07,033
And this face was made
to be on TV.

371
00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:08,633
(Sighing)
I don't know.

372
00:14:08,767 --> 00:14:10,066
Please give us a chance.

373
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:12,500
We already practiced
our Action News Team pose.

374
00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:14,867
(Crashing)

375
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,033
(Snickering)

376
00:14:16,166 --> 00:14:17,100
Fine.

377
00:14:17,233 --> 00:14:18,533
I'll give you a shot.

378
00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:20,000
(Cheering)

379
00:14:20,133 --> 00:14:21,867
We're going live in five, four,

380
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,467
three, two--

381
00:14:26,667 --> 00:14:29,467
Good morning,
Royal Woods Middle School.

382
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:31,066
I'm Lincoln Loud.

383
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,600
And I'm Clyde McBride.

384
00:14:32,734 --> 00:14:34,166
BOTH: And kangaroos--

385
00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:36,800
this is your news.

386
00:14:36,934 --> 00:14:38,000
Breaking news!

387
00:14:38,133 --> 00:14:39,934
Today is Mr. Bolhofner's
birthday.

388
00:14:40,066 --> 00:14:42,667
We've got reporter Stella Zho
live on the scene.

389
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:43,900
That's right, Clyde.

390
00:14:44,033 --> 00:14:45,166
I'm here with the birthday boy.

391
00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:48,567
Mr. B, how does it feel
to turn 62?

392
00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:49,934
I'm 34!
(Door slamming)

393
00:14:53,133 --> 00:14:56,066
Now, Rusty Spokes with sports.

394
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:57,800
LIAM: Rusty!
You're live!

395
00:14:57,934 --> 00:15:01,633
I'm here with the soccer team's
captain Lynn Loud.

396
00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:04,266
Rusty, we're trying
to practice here.

397
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,533
Lynn! Wait!

398
00:15:06,667 --> 00:15:08,166
How are you feeling about
today's game

399
00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:09,467
against Hazeltucky?

400
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:12,200
More like Hazel-lucky
if they score a goal

401
00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:14,500
Don't move.
I need to run a few drills.

402
00:15:15,734 --> 00:15:16,834
That's today's sports news.

403
00:15:16,967 --> 00:15:18,367
Lincoln and Clyde!
Back to--

404
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:19,367
(Grunting)

405
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:20,633
BOTH: Oh!

406
00:15:20,767 --> 00:15:22,533
Kicking it with Lynn Loud
is definitely

407
00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:24,867
not a goal of mine.

408
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,300
BOTH: (Laughing)

409
00:15:26,433 --> 00:15:27,667
Let's check back in with Stella

410
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,800
who's learning how to whip up
that famous cafeteria

411
00:15:29,934 --> 00:15:31,567
one-bean chili.

412
00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:35,400
I'm here with Chef Pat.
(Grunting)

413
00:15:35,533 --> 00:15:38,367
And together,
we're cooking up some trouble.

414
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:40,200
Is that a shoe?

415
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:42,734
(Grunting)

416
00:15:42,867 --> 00:15:44,867
Well, that's the news
for today!

417
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,667
From all of us here
at Action News,

418
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:48,867
have a hoppy day,
kangaroos.

419
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,133
BOTH: (Laughing)

420
00:15:50,266 --> 00:15:51,300
That's a wrap!

421
00:15:51,433 --> 00:15:53,266
How did we do?

422
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:54,367
I think we--

423
00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:55,600
nailed it!

424
00:15:55,734 --> 00:15:56,800
(Cheering)

425
00:15:56,934 --> 00:15:57,967
I can't wait to hear

426
00:15:58,100 --> 00:16:00,200
what everyone thought
about our first episode.

427
00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:02,066
Everyone hated
your first episode.

428
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,967
Sorry, I'm gonna have to cancel
the show.

429
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:05,934
What?
How's that possible?

430
00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:09,000
Your Action News had no action
and no news.

431
00:16:09,133 --> 00:16:11,600
No one found it interesting
except for Mr. Bolhofner

432
00:16:11,734 --> 00:16:13,467
who is suing the school.

433
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:14,467
Well--

434
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:15,834
What if we can change that?

435
00:16:15,967 --> 00:16:17,734
What if we can come up with
a really great story

436
00:16:17,867 --> 00:16:19,800
that will hook people?

437
00:16:19,934 --> 00:16:21,133
All right.

438
00:16:21,266 --> 00:16:23,133
I'll give you 24 hours.

439
00:16:24,767 --> 00:16:26,133
Oh! Oh! I've got the story.

440
00:16:26,266 --> 00:16:28,100
We investigate undercover aliens

441
00:16:28,233 --> 00:16:30,200
posing as teachers
at our school.

442
00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:32,166
Still a no, Zach.

443
00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:35,066
Okay, you'll be sorry
when Mr. Guggenheimer

444
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:36,633
starts his invasion.

445
00:16:36,767 --> 00:16:38,033
RUSTY: I'm back
with the snacks.

446
00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:39,133
But don't hate.

447
00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:40,667
The vending machine
and the cafeteria

448
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,500
are both sold out
of popcorn again.

449
00:16:42,633 --> 00:16:44,934
Which is weird, because it's
supposed to be restocked

450
00:16:45,066 --> 00:16:46,367
every morning.

451
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:47,667
That is weird.

452
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:49,433
Who could be snapping up all
the popcorn

453
00:16:49,567 --> 00:16:51,266
before anyone else
can get to it?

454
00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,033
Guys! This could be the story
we need

455
00:16:53,166 --> 00:16:54,200
to save our show!

456
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:55,734
All right!

457
00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:02,133
(Truck backing)

458
00:17:02,266 --> 00:17:03,133
There's the truck!

459
00:17:03,266 --> 00:17:04,700
Liam! Start recording.

460
00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:11,066
Let's go!

461
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,734
RUSTY: Make way!

462
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:15,734
(Crashing)

463
00:17:15,867 --> 00:17:17,333
RUSTY: I got him!

464
00:17:17,467 --> 00:17:19,233
And he smells terrible.

465
00:17:19,367 --> 00:17:20,367
Good job, Rust.

466
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:21,533
You caught trash.

467
00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:22,967
And the real culprit
got away.

468
00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:23,967
That's all right.

469
00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:25,066
We still have
some good footage.

470
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:26,700
Let's go show
Principal Ramirez.

471
00:17:26,834 --> 00:17:28,734
RAMIREZ: Now, this is
a news story!

472
00:17:28,867 --> 00:17:30,600
But who is the culprit?

473
00:17:30,734 --> 00:17:32,567
Um, we don't know yet,

474
00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:33,934
but we're really close.

475
00:17:34,066 --> 00:17:35,900
Well, now I gotta see how this
turns out.

476
00:17:36,033 --> 00:17:38,000
I'll give you the rest
of the week to crack it.

477
00:17:38,133 --> 00:17:39,533
Yes! You can count on me!

478
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:41,166
Action News Team!

479
00:17:42,967 --> 00:17:44,900
(Crashing)
(Snickering)

480
00:17:45,033 --> 00:17:46,467
Just get out.

481
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:49,667
(Truck backing)

482
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:50,934
There's the driver
right on time.

483
00:17:51,066 --> 00:17:52,066
(Screaming)

484
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:53,867
Zach! You've been there
the whole time?

485
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,233
We thought you overslept.

486
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:57,500
It's called camouflage,
Rusty.

487
00:17:57,633 --> 00:17:58,700
Hey, y'all.

488
00:17:58,834 --> 00:18:01,433
Where the heck is
the popcorn culprit?

489
00:18:03,633 --> 00:18:04,700
I guess he's a no-show.

490
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,667
At least we can still talk
to the driver.

491
00:18:11,233 --> 00:18:12,533
Action News Team!

492
00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:15,834
Do you have anything to say
about the popcorn situation?

493
00:18:15,967 --> 00:18:20,934
(Screaming)

494
00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:23,967
We saw you meet with someone
yesterday.

495
00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:26,367
Who have you been selling all
the school's popcorn to?

496
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,000
What are you talking about?

497
00:18:28,133 --> 00:18:29,367
Today is my first day.

498
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:31,834
The last guy got transferred
to Indianapolis.

499
00:18:31,967 --> 00:18:32,834
(Gasping)

500
00:18:32,967 --> 00:18:34,233
Popcorn perp
must've arranged it.

501
00:18:34,367 --> 00:18:35,500
He must be onto us.

502
00:18:35,633 --> 00:18:37,266
Wait! But why did you run
from us?

503
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,367
You see a weird-looking bush
coming at you,

504
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:42,266
your instincts tell you
to run.

505
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:43,834
Well, what do we do now?

506
00:18:43,967 --> 00:18:46,633
We need to find a way to lure
the culprit out of hiding.

507
00:18:46,767 --> 00:18:48,300
I've got a plan!

508
00:18:48,433 --> 00:18:50,066
Zach, we're gonna need
you tracker

509
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,767
and Clyde's spice kit.

510
00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:54,467
CLYDE: If the culprit
likes popcorn,

511
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,500
there's no way he'll be able
to resist

512
00:18:56,633 --> 00:18:59,066
Clyde's famous rosemary
parmcorn.

513
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:05,633
(Laughing)

514
00:19:05,767 --> 00:19:07,667
Okay, guys!

515
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:09,567
We'll take turns watching
the tracker.

516
00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:10,600
Settle in.

517
00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:11,934
This could be a while.

518
00:19:12,066 --> 00:19:13,400
(Gasping)
Popcorn on the move!

519
00:19:13,533 --> 00:19:14,867
It's showtime.

520
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:18,033
(Tracker beeping)

521
00:19:18,166 --> 00:19:19,500
(Gasping)
Come on! Let's go!

522
00:19:22,266 --> 00:19:24,300
We're heading to the wharf.

523
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,567
(Tracker beeping)

524
00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:31,233
He's making a break
for Canada!

525
00:19:31,367 --> 00:19:32,333
RUSTY: Oh, no!
He's not!

526
00:19:32,467 --> 00:19:34,166
Liam! You're gonna
want to film this.

527
00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:36,033
Time to shine!

528
00:19:36,166 --> 00:19:37,367
(Ferry horn blowing)

529
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:38,400
(Screaming)

530
00:19:38,533 --> 00:19:39,500
(Splashing)

531
00:19:39,633 --> 00:19:42,133
Don't worry, Rust.
I got it!

532
00:19:42,266 --> 00:19:43,266
(School bell ringing)

533
00:19:46,367 --> 00:19:47,767
Well, without a story,

534
00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:49,700
I guess this is the end
of the road

535
00:19:49,834 --> 00:19:51,300
for the Action News Team.

536
00:19:53,133 --> 00:19:54,000
Hmm.

537
00:19:54,133 --> 00:19:55,667
Guys, look!

538
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:57,834
It's a ferry ticket
and it's timestamped

539
00:19:57,967 --> 00:19:58,967
from last night.

540
00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:00,133
The culprit must be
in the building.

541
00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:01,600
Let's go find him!

542
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:03,633
The Action News Team
is back in business.

543
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,433
Right. We can do the pose later.

544
00:20:08,567 --> 00:20:09,533
Look, y'all!

545
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:11,066
A popcorn kernel

546
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,667
and there's a whole trail
of them.

547
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,033
Good grits!

548
00:20:15,166 --> 00:20:17,100
And I thought Meemaw
was a messy eater.

549
00:20:21,233 --> 00:20:22,200
The door's locked!

550
00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:23,400
RUSTY: Step aside!

551
00:20:23,533 --> 00:20:26,667
Liam! You're gonna want
to film this.

552
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,266
(Crashing)
Oof!

553
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:31,233
Don't worry, Rust!
I got it.

554
00:20:31,367 --> 00:20:33,300
(Unlocking)

555
00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:34,600
Bingo!

556
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:35,600
Okay, this is it.

557
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:36,700
Let's do this.

558
00:20:36,834 --> 00:20:38,967
Action News Team!
We're coming in!

559
00:20:41,834 --> 00:20:43,066
Meryl?

560
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:46,233
You're the one who's been taking
all the school's popcorn?

561
00:20:46,367 --> 00:20:48,066
Oh, I'm so sorry.

562
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,700
I just wanted a quiet place
to watch my soaps

563
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:53,333
and nothing soundproofs
like popcorn.

564
00:20:53,467 --> 00:20:55,500
Oh, please don't
air this, kids.

565
00:20:55,633 --> 00:20:57,266
I could lose my job!

566
00:20:59,934 --> 00:21:01,367
We would never do that, Meryl.

567
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:03,467
Even if it means we don't have
a story,

568
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:06,100
which means we don't have
a show.

569
00:21:06,233 --> 00:21:07,767
Oh, y'all are the sweetest.

570
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:10,867
Wait! I know another big story

571
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,633
that'll save your show.

572
00:21:12,767 --> 00:21:14,333
For years, it's been a legend,

573
00:21:14,467 --> 00:21:16,367
but no one's been able
to find it--

574
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:18,500
until now!

575
00:21:21,700 --> 00:21:23,300
Thanks to an anonymous tip,

576
00:21:23,433 --> 00:21:25,166
the Action News Team
has uncovered

577
00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:28,500
the school's secret
game room.

578
00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:33,333
Whoa!

579
00:21:33,467 --> 00:21:34,900
Well, that's our report
for today.

580
00:21:35,033 --> 00:21:36,767
We've got some games
to play!

581
00:21:36,900 --> 00:21:37,900
(Rumbling)

582
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:41,333
Bravo!

583
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:43,233
I've been looking for this room
for years.

584
00:21:43,367 --> 00:21:44,633
Great work, team.

585
00:21:44,767 --> 00:21:46,066
You can keep your show.

586
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:48,367
(Cheering)

587
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:49,667
Now, Meryl--

588
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,633
you up for a round
of air hockey?

589
00:21:51,767 --> 00:21:53,433
You bet your biscuits!

590
00:21:53,567 --> 00:21:55,300
(Laughing)

591
00:21:55,433 --> 00:21:56,800
Oh, and Zach--

592
00:21:56,934 --> 00:21:58,533
I owe you a new tracker.

593
00:21:58,667 --> 00:21:59,834
It's all good.

594
00:21:59,967 --> 00:22:01,166
(Laughing)

595
00:22:01,300 --> 00:22:03,100
Guys! I just got
a new lead on another story!

596
00:22:03,233 --> 00:22:04,200
Rumour has it--

597
00:22:04,333 --> 00:22:06,400
there's a hot tub
in the teachers' lounge.

598
00:22:06,533 --> 00:22:09,100
The Action News Team
is on the case.

599
00:22:11,100 --> 00:22:12,233
(Crashing)

600
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,800
♪ May sound bad but ain't
the case ♪

601
00:22:19,934 --> 00:22:22,567
♪ In the Loud House,
Loud House ♪

602
00:22:22,700 --> 00:22:25,367
♪ Duck and dodge and push
and shove ♪

603
00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:27,367
♪ That's the way we
show our love ♪

604
00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:30,066
♪ In the Loud House,
Loud House ♪

605
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:31,233
♪ Laundry piles stacked
up high ♪

606
00:22:31,367 --> 00:22:33,000
♪ Hand-me-downs that
make me cry ♪

607
00:22:33,133 --> 00:22:34,467
♪ Stand in line to take a pee ♪

608
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:35,934
♪ Never any privacy ♪

609
00:22:36,066 --> 00:22:38,734
♪ Chaos with 11 kids ♪

610
00:22:38,867 --> 00:22:40,333
♪ That's the way it always is ♪

611
00:22:40,467 --> 00:22:41,633
♪ In the Loud House ♪