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This program is rated G

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and is suitable for
general audiences.

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♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪

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♪ Dodging girls
like ping pong balls ♪

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♪ Just to reach
the bathroom on time ♪

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♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪

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♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪

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♪ Guy's gotta do
what he can to survive! ♪

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♪ In the Loud House!
In the Loud House! ♪

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♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove,
it's how we show our love! ♪

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♪ In the Loud House!
In the Loud House! ♪

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♪ One boy and ten girls ♪

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♪ (Wouldn't trade
it for the world!) ♪

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♪ Loud! ♪

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♪ House! ♪

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♪ Loud! ♪

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♪ Loud House! ♪

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Poo-Poo!

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[epic ♪

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Alright, class.

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Let's have some fun
with numbers.

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If three giraffes
are having dinner together

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and one lion
comes to join them.

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How many animal friends
are there now?

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Darcy?

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Um, OK. Three plus... um...

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Don't engage, Darcy.

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You know that lions
don't dine with giraffes.

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They dine on giraffes.

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Tearing muscle from bone
in a frenzy.

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A mechanism of
Darwinian natural selection.

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Well, Lisa,
even though you're right,

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let's tone it down for
your fellow first graders.

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What's a frenzy?

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OK, I think
I know what we need to do.

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Let's shake our sillies out.

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Come on. Let me see you
shake those sillies out.

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-[children giggling]
-There you go!

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[whimsical music]

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[Lisa groaning]

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Now, one of the most amazing
things about these cactuses--

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-[Lisa] Cacti.
-Both are technically correct.

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These plants can live
to be over 300 years old.

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-[kids] Whoa!
-Fun fact:

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By that time we'll be nothing
but soil nutrients.

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Lisa! Will you please
just let me teach?

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Hey! Who wants juice?

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-[kids] Me! Me! Juice!

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Huh. That one went
a little long Miss Allegra.

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No wonder you didn't make
the faculty softball team.

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[squirting]

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[Miss Allegra grumbling]

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[Miss Allegra] Alright, who's
ready to read Run Dino Run?

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[overlapping excitement]

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OK, "Dolly the Dino
can dance."

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[Lisa scoffing]

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[Lisa] Impossible.

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"And Dolly the Dino
wears pants."

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[Lisa] Absurd!

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"Her pants are made of ants."

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[Lisa] I'm sorry.
I just can't.

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Lisa! I am done
with your interruptions.

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I prefer to think of them
as corrections.

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And frankly
you should be thanking me.

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Your overly simplistic
and juvenile teaching methods

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are completely ineffective.

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Someone has to give these
children a fighting chance

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to actually learn something.

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OK, Lisa,
if you're so dissatisfied

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with the way I do things,
maybe you ought

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to teach the class
for the rest of the day.

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Now, that's the first good idea
you've had all semester.

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[Miss Allegra screaming]

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Louds, Louds, Louds!

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They just keep coming!

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And I thought Lola
would be the worst one! Ha!

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Great news, children!

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For the rest of the day
I will be your guest professor.

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to make up for Miss Allegra's
woeful inadequacies

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we are going to cram
more learning

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into one afternoon
than you've had all year.

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Yes, Mickey?

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What question is burning

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in that young,
inquisitive mind of yours?

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Can I go pee?

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Yeesh. Proceed.

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And that is how
string theory works.

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Eh, give or take a little bit
of the space-time continuum.

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Can we have a snack break?

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And waste
precious learning time?

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I think not.

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Luckily I've prepared for this.

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Each one of these
bad boys is packed

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with enough protein to keep you
focused and learning all day.

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Plus I read that children
love things in nugget form.

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Pass them around,
won't you Darcy?

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Ugh.

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Enjoy!

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[children groaning]

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[child]
I chipped a tooth on mine.

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And so during
oxygenic photosynthesis,

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light energy transfers
electrons from water

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to carbon dioxide
to produce carbohydrates.

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Any questions?

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-Yes, Darcy?
-I'm thirsty.

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Can I have a juice box?

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-Yeah. I'm thirsty!
-Juice!

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Eeesh, needy bunch. Very well.

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But instead of that
prepackaged corporate swill,

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what say we partake
of nature's juice box?

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Fun fact:
the saguaro cactus stores

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six months worth of water
in each paddle. Observe.

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[slurping]

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Ah. Refreshing. Who wants one?

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[kids yelping in pain]

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My spleen.

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And now everyone's favourite,
"Run, Dino, Run!"

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[kids cheering]

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And to that I say viszlát.

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Which is Hungarian
for sayonara,

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which is Japanese for goodbye.

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Now, for some accurate and
authentic prehistoric studies.

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Tyrannosaurus Rex is a genus

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of coelurosaurian theropod
dinosaur.

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It lived 83.6 million years ago

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in the Cretaceous Period.

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-[child] Lisa?
-What is it, David?

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Did it's roar sound like this?

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[loud squeaking fart]

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[kids giggling]

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There's nothing funny
about flatulence.

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Your colon is simply reacting
to the protein nuggets.

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[several loud farts]

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Children, settle.
Settle, I say!

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[farting & giggling]

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I shall tolerate
no further malfeasance!

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[tense music]

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Dare Bot 2.0.

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♪

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Dare Bot 2.0,
ready to adjust attitudes.

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My associate Dare Bot here
has been programmed

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with special
disciplinary functions.

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Cool robot!

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Silence, child!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Switched from obliterate
to gentle chiding.

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-Should be OK now.
-Darcy, sweetie,

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please raise your hand
before you speak.

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Much better. Now, let's load
those brains up with knowledge.

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And that is how verbs interact
with adjectives in Mandarin.

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Up next, Cantonese.

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[horn blaring]

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"When he bestrides
the lazy pacing clouds

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and sails upon
the bosom of the air."

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"Oh Romeo, Romeo.
Wherefore art thou Romeo?"

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[ominously] Clap,
or be destroyed children!

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[ominous whirring]

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[polite applause]

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Thank you. Thank you.

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How unexpected.

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And that is why fecal parasites
should not be kept as pets.

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-Learned that one the hard way.
-Is Miss All--

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[clunking]

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-Yes, Darcy?
-Is Miss Allegra

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-ever coming back?
-[Lisa] Miss Allegra?

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Don't you see how much more
I've taught you in her absence?

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Hey, we should prove it with
a pop quiz before lunch!

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[sobbing]

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Fail, fail, fail, fail, fail.

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Ugh, they've learned
absolutely nothing.

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Here I am,
a fountain of knowledge,

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yet no one is drinking from me.

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Ah... Gads.

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How do I get through
to these booger eaters?

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[slurping]

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"Teachers Bring Learning
to Life..."

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Oh, Miss Allegra,
even your mug is predictable.

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Wait a minute. Bringing
learning to life... That's it!

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Let's go, Dare Bot.

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Dare Bot 2.0.

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Top me off, Agnes.

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[ominously] If this is decaf,
I will destroy you.

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[bell chiming]

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Welcome back, students.
Please take your seats.

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I forgive you for your, um,

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shall we say
less than stellar test scores.

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But, um, all
of that is about to change.

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I know how much
you love Run, Dino, Run!,

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but instead of just telling you
about Dolly the dinosaur

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I am going to show you!

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Dare Bot, dinosaur DNA

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Wi-Fi particle transfer
if you please.

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Dare Bot 2.0 activated.

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[ominous industrious music]

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[beeping & whirring]

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♪

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[shrill whining]

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Oh! It's working!
It's working!

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♪

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[electricity crackling]

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♪

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[growling]

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Students, say hello
to the real Dolly the--

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[roaring]

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[child] Dinosaur!

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[kids screaming]

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[roaring]

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Dolly, no. Bad girl. Dolly!

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Oh boy! Look alive, Dare Bot!

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[whirring]

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[kids screaming]

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[growling]

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Children!
Stop with the hysteria.

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You're missing a teachable
moment about apex theropods.

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-[children screaming]
-[Dolly roaring]

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Dare Bot, I need
your assistance, post haste.

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Dare Bot 2.0.

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-[kids screaming]
-[Dolly roaring]

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Stop that dinosaur!

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Halt, creature!

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And for gosh sake,
mind the Craft Faire!

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Dare Bot will terminate you.

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[roaring]

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[whirring]

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[crunching]

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[roaring]

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[metallic clanging]

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Dare Bot, I coded you
to be tougher than this.

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[slurring] Dare Bot, 2.0...

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Great. That's going
to take me hours to fix.

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[Dolly roaring]

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[Dolly snarling]

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Goodbye, Dolly!

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Ah! Dolly,
you don't want to do this.

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I taste like
protein nugget and fear.

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Run for the hills!

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[tense music]

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[Dolly roaring]

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[Lisa screaming]

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Oh! Uh!
Trapped like a lab rat!

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[Dolly snarling]

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No, no, no!
It can't end like this!

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[Dolly growling]

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Hey! Get away from her,
you beast!

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Miss Allegra!

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[Dolly roaring]

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[ominous music]

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Who's a cranky-saurus?

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Have a juice box.

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[whimsical music]

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[quiet slurping]

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[loud belching]

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[loud roaring]

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Oh... Do you need to shake
your sillies out?

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[upbeat ukulele music]

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Come on.

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♪

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Shake those sillies out!

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Shake those sillies out!

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00:10:28,433 --> 00:10:30,567
And what do we do
with our litter?

261
00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:32,600
♪

262
00:10:32,734 --> 00:10:33,633
That'll work too.

263
00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:35,300
[Dolly yawning]

264
00:10:35,433 --> 00:10:36,834
[Dolly whimpering]

265
00:10:36,967 --> 00:10:40,000
[Dolly snoring]

266
00:10:40,133 --> 00:10:41,367
♪

267
00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:44,967
Albert H. Einstein,
that was pure genius.

268
00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:47,533
But how did
you know I needed help?

269
00:10:47,667 --> 00:10:49,066
I wired my classroom with

270
00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:51,367
state-of-the-art
surveillance technology.

271
00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,200
Also the children screaming.

272
00:10:53,333 --> 00:10:55,900
Miss Allegra, I owe you
an apology.

273
00:10:56,033 --> 00:10:57,333
I was wrong.

274
00:10:57,467 --> 00:11:00,367
I see now that your teaching
methods are effective.

275
00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:02,567
It's not just about
having the knowledge.

276
00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:04,800
It's about connecting
with your students.

277
00:11:04,934 --> 00:11:06,467
Thank you, Lisa.

278
00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:08,600
How about we get back to class?

279
00:11:08,734 --> 00:11:09,900
You're the boss.

280
00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:13,400
[Miss Allegra] So, now how many
animal friends are there?

281
00:11:13,533 --> 00:11:16,734
[Dolly snarls four times]

282
00:11:16,867 --> 00:11:19,066
That's right Dolly, four.

283
00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,867
Next time, raise your hand
before you answer.

284
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,900
[Dolly roaring]

285
00:11:24,033 --> 00:11:25,500
Protein nugget?

286
00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:32,734
[upbeat music]

287
00:11:32,867 --> 00:11:37,000
♪

288
00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:41,734
OK, "A file
about zoning laws."

289
00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:43,433
Another one
that goes under "A!"

290
00:11:43,567 --> 00:11:47,066
♪

291
00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:49,633
-Phew.
-Great work, Leni.

292
00:11:49,767 --> 00:11:51,734
How are you liking
the internship so far?

293
00:11:51,867 --> 00:11:54,734
OMGosh, Mayor Davis,
it's the best!

294
00:11:54,867 --> 00:11:56,834
I learned how to fix a copier.

295
00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,233
Dang it.
The copier needs toner.

296
00:12:00,367 --> 00:12:02,600
Ooh, I just got
a great new toner.

297
00:12:02,734 --> 00:12:03,967
♪

298
00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:06,400
And I got a lipstick
you'll love.

299
00:12:07,533 --> 00:12:09,533
Leni, you are a hoot.

300
00:12:09,667 --> 00:12:12,166
When my campaign manager
arrives send him in.

301
00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:14,233
It's time to talk re-election.

302
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:16,900
-We've got a race to win.
-If you're going to run a race

303
00:12:17,033 --> 00:12:19,633
my sister Lynn says you
should always do some warm-ups.

304
00:12:21,266 --> 00:12:23,133
-Leni, I don't think--
-Come on, Mayor,

305
00:12:23,266 --> 00:12:26,700
get that blood pumping.
Three. Four. Five.

306
00:12:26,834 --> 00:12:29,500
Alright, first things first.
If anyone runs against you

307
00:12:29,633 --> 00:12:31,400
we dig up
some Grade-A dirt on them.

308
00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:33,600
It worked like a charm
the last election.

309
00:12:33,734 --> 00:12:35,834
Then we stage
a ton of photo ops

310
00:12:35,967 --> 00:12:37,500
with you playing your keyboard.

311
00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:40,700
Voters say sound effects are,
quote, "Fun and relatable."

312
00:12:40,834 --> 00:12:43,000
Also, kissing babies
is so last election.

313
00:12:43,133 --> 00:12:44,800
People are really into
their pets now.

314
00:12:44,934 --> 00:12:46,600
I figured you could get in
some smooch practice

315
00:12:46,734 --> 00:12:48,000
on my stepdaughter's
Gila monster.

316
00:12:48,133 --> 00:12:49,266
[Mayor Davis sighing]

317
00:12:50,133 --> 00:12:51,133
[knocking]

318
00:12:51,266 --> 00:12:53,000
Mayor Davis?
Sorry to interrupt.

319
00:12:53,133 --> 00:12:54,934
[campaign manager groaning]

320
00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:56,433
I'd love to help your campaign.

321
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,000
I've got lots of great ideas,

322
00:12:58,133 --> 00:13:00,400
like adding flavours
to the drinking fountains.

323
00:13:00,533 --> 00:13:02,333
People would hydrate
if they could choose kiwi

324
00:13:02,467 --> 00:13:05,200
or pomelo water. Or new vests
for crossing guards.

325
00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:06,967
I'm working on a concept.

326
00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:09,500
Ha. Those ideas are terrible.

327
00:13:09,633 --> 00:13:10,800
[Leni gasping]

328
00:13:10,934 --> 00:13:12,166
Now, now, Vic.

329
00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:14,533
Leni, I like your enthusiasm

330
00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:17,633
but running for mayor
takes more than quirky ideas.

331
00:13:17,767 --> 00:13:19,233
[Leni groaning]

332
00:13:19,367 --> 00:13:20,834
[Vic]
Pucker up, Mayor Davis.

333
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,400
[Mayor David groaning]

334
00:13:22,533 --> 00:13:23,667
[chewing sounds]

335
00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:25,734
[Lynn Sr.] Not bad
if I do say so myself.

336
00:13:25,867 --> 00:13:28,200
[chewing sounds]

337
00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:30,266
My ideas are not terrible!

338
00:13:31,033 --> 00:13:33,066
Sweetie,
what are you talking about?

339
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:35,934
I pitched ideas for the
mayor's re-election campaign

340
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:38,367
and her meanie
campaign manager hated them.

341
00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:41,367
I have good ideas, you know,
like new comfy cushions

342
00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:43,567
for all those old,
lumpy school bus seats.

343
00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:44,967
Now that you mention it,

344
00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:47,567
my butt has been numb
since kindergarten.

345
00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:49,433
Or keeping stores
open past nine.

346
00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:51,300
Has anyone heard
of night people?

347
00:13:51,433 --> 00:13:53,266
-Preach.
-Or longer green lights

348
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:56,200
so you can get to the movies
in time for the previews.

349
00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:59,467
Wow, sweetie.
Those are great ideas.

350
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,934
If you were running for mayor
I'd vote for you

351
00:14:02,066 --> 00:14:03,400
-if I could vote.
-Me too.

352
00:14:03,533 --> 00:14:04,900
-Me three.
-[gasping]

353
00:14:05,033 --> 00:14:07,567
Ooh, love that idea.

354
00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:09,200
[whimsical music]

355
00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:10,734
[Lana grunting]

356
00:14:10,867 --> 00:14:12,767
[banging]

357
00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:14,367
Lower, Lincoln.

358
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:16,734
Now higher.

359
00:14:17,367 --> 00:14:18,667
Ugh! Lower!

360
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,800
Whoa! Oof!

361
00:14:20,934 --> 00:14:22,834
OK, now it's too low.

362
00:14:22,967 --> 00:14:24,967
♪

363
00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:27,467
"Leni Loud
isn't full of hot air."

364
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,600
Seriously? As campaign manager

365
00:14:29,734 --> 00:14:32,767
I absolutely did not approve
whoopee cushions.

366
00:14:32,900 --> 00:14:35,233
Leni never said
you were her campaign manager.

367
00:14:35,367 --> 00:14:38,834
She didn't say it, Luan,
but I'm the obvious choice.

368
00:14:38,967 --> 00:14:41,500
Leni and I have the same
sophisticated vision.

369
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:44,400
Ooh, farts. So fun.

370
00:14:44,533 --> 00:14:45,533
Hahaha.

371
00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:48,100
OK guys. I'll catch you
after the rally.

372
00:14:48,233 --> 00:14:49,166
Wish me luck!

373
00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:51,533
[warm music]

374
00:14:52,867 --> 00:14:54,533
Why pay when samples are free?

375
00:14:54,667 --> 00:14:55,934
That's old Vic's motto.

376
00:14:56,066 --> 00:15:00,100
I'm Leni Loud and I would
like to be your new mayor.

377
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,900
Leni's running for mayor?

378
00:15:02,033 --> 00:15:04,734
Ha! Well, here's to
an easy victory for you.

379
00:15:04,867 --> 00:15:07,734
If you vote for me
I'll have a no tax shopping day

380
00:15:07,867 --> 00:15:10,834
here at the mall. You have
a right to buy a poncho

381
00:15:10,967 --> 00:15:13,266
and have money left
for a calzone.

382
00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:15,000
[cheering]

383
00:15:15,133 --> 00:15:17,633
Wait, are people actually
listening to her?

384
00:15:17,767 --> 00:15:20,867
Relax.
The Vic-ster's got this. Huh?

385
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,767
[engine rumbling]

386
00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:24,600
Voters, have you noticed

387
00:15:24,734 --> 00:15:27,433
there's no cell service
at Tall Timbers Park?

388
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:32,066
When I snap
a cute nature selfie,

389
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:33,633
I want to post it now!

390
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:36,400
Mother Nature
deserves five bars.

391
00:15:36,533 --> 00:15:38,133
[cheering]

392
00:15:38,266 --> 00:15:39,600
Is this what you want?

393
00:15:39,734 --> 00:15:40,900
[talking like a baby]
An inexperienced baby

394
00:15:41,033 --> 00:15:42,166
for mayor?

395
00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:45,000
[normally]
Vote for Davis, a grown adult.

396
00:15:45,133 --> 00:15:46,867
Oh, no, he did not!

397
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,333
Hold on, sweetie!

398
00:15:48,467 --> 00:15:49,567
[tense music]

399
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:52,066
[Vic laughing evilly]

400
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:52,967
What?

401
00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:55,166
♪

402
00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:57,834
Oh, you want to play?
Let's play.

403
00:15:57,967 --> 00:16:00,900
You messed with
the wrong family, buddy.

404
00:16:01,033 --> 00:16:02,266
♪

405
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:03,700
[Loud family screaming]

406
00:16:03,834 --> 00:16:05,066
[water splashing]

407
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,266
[Rita] Oops. Heh.

408
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,400
[Vic laughing evilly]

409
00:16:10,367 --> 00:16:13,300
Leni, as your campaign manager
I am telling you,

410
00:16:13,433 --> 00:16:15,100
we have to hit back!

411
00:16:15,233 --> 00:16:17,300
Lola, that's not my campaign.

412
00:16:17,433 --> 00:16:19,834
Mayor Davis
may play icky, but I don't.

413
00:16:19,967 --> 00:16:21,133
[Lola groaning]

414
00:16:21,266 --> 00:16:23,200
Let's go. We've got
a big debate tomorrow.

415
00:16:23,333 --> 00:16:25,800
I've got to deal with
this mascara situation.

416
00:16:25,934 --> 00:16:28,066
And my stance
on economic stimulus

417
00:16:28,834 --> 00:16:32,166
And as mayor I'd make
opening more nail salons

418
00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:33,867
my number one priority.

419
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,433
[Mayor Davis laughing]

420
00:16:35,567 --> 00:16:37,633
I wish there was a mani-cure

421
00:16:37,767 --> 00:16:39,967
for all my opponent's
wacky ideas.

422
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,867
[crowd laughing]

423
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,433
She's dying up there.

424
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:44,834
In a bad way.

425
00:16:46,934 --> 00:16:50,200
Voters, family values
matter to all of us.

426
00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:53,800
So, the kind of family a mayor
comes from is important.

427
00:16:53,934 --> 00:16:56,133
Frankly, the Louds
are out of control.

428
00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:57,433
Huh?

429
00:16:57,567 --> 00:17:00,133
They were banned
from every pool in town.

430
00:17:00,266 --> 00:17:01,900
They created a zombie scare.

431
00:17:02,033 --> 00:17:04,133
And have you ever eaten in
a restaurant with them?

432
00:17:04,266 --> 00:17:05,533
Trust me,
it's not pretty.

433
00:17:05,667 --> 00:17:06,967
[Lola growling]

434
00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:08,800
Are those
the family values we want?

435
00:17:08,934 --> 00:17:11,233
I certainly don't. Vote Davis.

436
00:17:12,467 --> 00:17:13,934
[upbeat electronic sounds
and beats]

437
00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:16,066
[crowd cheering]

438
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:18,934
Nobody talks about
my family like that.

439
00:17:19,066 --> 00:17:21,500
We are so hitting back.

440
00:17:21,633 --> 00:17:22,734
[crickets]

441
00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:26,767
[mysterious music]

442
00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:30,166
OK, team. We need something
super juicy on Mayor Davis.

443
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,066
Now, let's get digging.

444
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,133
On it. Wait, where's the dirt?

445
00:17:34,266 --> 00:17:36,433
It's just an expression, Lans.

446
00:17:36,567 --> 00:17:38,567
-Aw, man!
-[clanging]

447
00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:40,967
Shh. You have to be quiet
or we're gonna get--

448
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:44,834
[upbeat electronic sounds
and beats]

449
00:17:44,967 --> 00:17:46,967
Lynn, turn that off!

450
00:17:50,834 --> 00:17:54,166
-[Leni] Hm...
-[Lola cackling evilly]

451
00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:56,633
It's time.
Royal Woods knew the truth.

452
00:17:56,767 --> 00:17:58,333
Mayor Davis bought her keyboard

453
00:17:58,467 --> 00:18:02,367
at Toots N Tunes,
which is in Hazeltucky.

454
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,133
[reporters gasping]

455
00:18:04,266 --> 00:18:06,000
Do you want a mayor
who doesn't bother

456
00:18:06,133 --> 00:18:08,300
to shop in her own town? Ick.

457
00:18:08,433 --> 00:18:09,533
I certainly don't.

458
00:18:09,667 --> 00:18:13,767
I'm Leni Loud
and I shop local. A lot.

459
00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:15,166
Don't worry, Mayor Davis.

460
00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:17,633
Old Vic-O's
gonna take care of this.

461
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,266
Society must modernize
and that's why

462
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,600
I support a new touchscreen
pudding machine.

463
00:18:22,734 --> 00:18:24,100
[excited cheering]

464
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:26,834
Yada, yada.
Enough with the sweet talk.

465
00:18:26,967 --> 00:18:29,600
When you going to fling
some more mud at Davis?

466
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:31,600
Mama needs drama.

467
00:18:31,734 --> 00:18:33,266
Sorry, no more playing dirty

468
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,900
from Leni Loud's
campaign. Swearsies.

469
00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:37,467
[woman blowing raspberry]

470
00:18:38,533 --> 00:18:41,567
Leni, look what Mayor Davis
is mailing out to people!

471
00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:42,867
[Leni gasping]

472
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,533
Oof. That is a tragic
amount of denim.

473
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,967
OK. Now it's personal.

474
00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:50,500
[Lincoln] Everybody loves
cat videos, right?

475
00:18:50,633 --> 00:18:53,433
I certainly don't.
I wish-- they-- were-- banned.

476
00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:55,166
Never came back.

477
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:58,633
[Lincoln] Do you want a cat
hater in the mayor's office?

478
00:18:58,767 --> 00:19:00,900
I certainly don't.
Vote Leni Loud.

479
00:19:01,033 --> 00:19:03,500
This ad was paid for by
the First Bank of Lola.

480
00:19:03,633 --> 00:19:04,767
Wow, Lincoln.

481
00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:08,300
That ad was really harsh
and totally untrue.

482
00:19:08,433 --> 00:19:10,600
-Love it!
-[man] Leni Loud failed

483
00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:12,800
her driving test 14 times.

484
00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:15,200
How do you know she won't
drive over your rights,

485
00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:16,100
or family?

486
00:19:16,233 --> 00:19:17,533
[Leni gasping & growling]

487
00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:20,500
Leni Loud
supports mandated makeovers!

488
00:19:20,633 --> 00:19:22,467
Did you know
that Mayor Davis wears

489
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,500
open-toed shoes in the winter?

490
00:19:24,633 --> 00:19:26,066
She's not a natural blond.

491
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,467
She hates Flippy's.
OMGosh!

492
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:29,800
[both growling]

493
00:19:29,934 --> 00:19:33,467
[crowd] OMGosh! OMGosh!

494
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,800
Leni, you're in a deadlock
with Mayor Davis.

495
00:19:35,934 --> 00:19:38,900
Statistically speaking,
you could win this race.

496
00:19:39,033 --> 00:19:40,166
Now listen up.

497
00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:42,266
This is your last speech
before the election.

498
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:45,967
I need for you to go out there
and throw that final punch!

499
00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:48,467
Take Mayor Davis down! Got it?!

500
00:19:49,667 --> 00:19:52,734
[crowd] OMGosh! OMGosh!

501
00:19:52,867 --> 00:19:55,033
OMGosh is right!

502
00:19:55,166 --> 00:19:57,734
Like, can we talk for a sec
about how Mayor Davis is--

503
00:19:57,867 --> 00:19:59,467
[woman]
Really bad at mayor-ing!

504
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,567
[crowd angrily agreeing]

505
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,333
Uh, no, I was gonna say--

506
00:20:03,467 --> 00:20:06,900
[woman] A loud sneezer
we should shun forever?

507
00:20:07,033 --> 00:20:09,367
[crowd angrily agreeing]

508
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:13,133
[crowd] Shun her forever!
Shun her forever!

509
00:20:13,266 --> 00:20:14,900
How great is this going, huh?

510
00:20:15,033 --> 00:20:17,166
Girl,
you got it in the bag now!

511
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,834
This doesn't feel right.
It feels icky.

512
00:20:20,967 --> 00:20:22,300
Icky is good.

513
00:20:22,433 --> 00:20:23,934
Icky wins the race.

514
00:20:24,066 --> 00:20:25,734
[crowd]
She's the worst!

515
00:20:25,867 --> 00:20:27,500
She's the worst!

516
00:20:27,633 --> 00:20:31,133
No, stop! Mayor Davis
is not the worst!

517
00:20:31,266 --> 00:20:32,367
What?!

518
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:34,400
She may have
run a nasty campaign

519
00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:37,266
but Mayor Davis is
a really nice person

520
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:40,200
and she's done a lot of
awesome things for Royal Woods,

521
00:20:40,333 --> 00:20:42,200
like cleaning up
Tall Timbers Park

522
00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:44,800
and founding
the annual Cherry Pit Spit.

523
00:20:44,934 --> 00:20:47,100
You all love spitting pits.
Remember?

524
00:20:47,233 --> 00:20:49,033
[crowd mumbling in agreement]

525
00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:51,300
If anyone is the worst,
it's me.

526
00:20:51,433 --> 00:20:53,333
I said a bunch
of mean and untrue stuff.

527
00:20:53,467 --> 00:20:54,667
And I'm sorry.

528
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:57,667
It's not who I am.
From now on my campaign

529
00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,600
is just about fun new ideas,

530
00:20:59,734 --> 00:21:02,333
whether I win or lose.
Swearsies.

531
00:21:02,467 --> 00:21:03,734
[crowd mumbling disappointedly]

532
00:21:03,867 --> 00:21:06,166
Boo! You're weak, Loud!

533
00:21:06,834 --> 00:21:09,100
[woman]
And, a big congratulations

534
00:21:09,233 --> 00:21:12,467
to Theresa Davis, who has won
a very close race

535
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:14,967
to be re-elected mayor
of Royal Woods.

536
00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:16,333
[Leni sighing]

537
00:21:16,467 --> 00:21:18,467
Hey, hon, your mom and I
just came to say

538
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,834
we're so
ding-dang proud of you!

539
00:21:20,967 --> 00:21:23,233
But I lost the election.

540
00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:25,633
Sure, but you realized
staying true to yourself

541
00:21:25,767 --> 00:21:27,834
was more important
than winning.

542
00:21:27,967 --> 00:21:30,667
In that case,
I'm proud of me, too.

543
00:21:32,734 --> 00:21:33,967
OK, Mayor.

544
00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:35,600
Here are the scissors
for the ribbon cutting.

545
00:21:35,734 --> 00:21:37,934
I painted them pink
to coordinate with your outfit.

546
00:21:38,066 --> 00:21:41,800
Leni, you are the best intern,
and a formidable opponent.

547
00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:45,500
The way you ran
your campaign, it inspired me.

548
00:21:45,633 --> 00:21:47,066
I fired Vic.

549
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,300
No more dirty tricks
for this gal.

550
00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:51,233
-Swearsies?
-Swearsies.

551
00:21:51,367 --> 00:21:52,800
[Mayor Davis chuckling]

552
00:21:52,934 --> 00:21:56,433
Folks, I'm proud to announce
Royal Woods Mall's very first

553
00:21:56,567 --> 00:21:58,233
no tax shopping day.

554
00:21:58,367 --> 00:22:00,800
But I can't take credit
for this fun new idea.

555
00:22:00,934 --> 00:22:02,834
Leni, would you do the honours?

556
00:22:03,834 --> 00:22:04,934
[crowd cheering]

557
00:22:05,066 --> 00:22:07,667
Ugh, should have
just run for mayor myself.

558
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:10,333
You'd vote for old tricky Vic,
wouldn't you buddy?

559
00:22:10,967 --> 00:22:12,567
[Vic screaming]

560
00:22:17,300 --> 00:22:19,600
♪ May sound bad,
but ain't the case ♪

561
00:22:19,734 --> 00:22:21,066
♪ In the Loud House ♪

562
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:22,600
♪ (Loud House) ♪

563
00:22:22,734 --> 00:22:24,867
♪ Duck, and dodge,
and push, and shove ♪

564
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,400
♪ That's the way
we show our love ♪

565
00:22:27,533 --> 00:22:28,767
♪ In the Loud House ♪

566
00:22:28,900 --> 00:22:30,200
♪ (Loud House) ♪

567
00:22:30,333 --> 00:22:31,767
♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪

568
00:22:31,900 --> 00:22:33,467
♪ Hand-me downs
that make me cry ♪

569
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,734
♪ Stand in line to take a pee,
never any privacy ♪

570
00:22:35,867 --> 00:22:38,133
♪ Chaos with 11 kids ♪

571
00:22:38,266 --> 00:22:40,467
♪ That's the way it always is ♪

572
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:41,934
♪ In the Loud House ♪

573
00:22:42,066 --> 00:22:45,700
[whimsical music]