1 00:00:02,828 --> 00:00:04,352 - ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 2 00:00:04,482 --> 00:00:06,049 ♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪ 3 00:00:06,180 --> 00:00:07,355 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 4 00:00:07,485 --> 00:00:09,052 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles 5 00:00:09,183 --> 00:00:10,793 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 6 00:00:10,923 --> 00:00:13,056 ♪ Guy's gotta do what he can to survive ♪ 7 00:00:13,187 --> 00:00:14,710 - ♪ In the Loud house 8 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:16,364 ♪ In the Loud house 9 00:00:16,494 --> 00:00:17,713 - ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪ 10 00:00:17,843 --> 00:00:19,062 ♪ Is how we show our love 11 00:00:19,193 --> 00:00:20,281 - ♪ In the Loud house 12 00:00:20,411 --> 00:00:21,586 ♪ In the Loud house 13 00:00:21,717 --> 00:00:23,153 - ♪ One boy and ten girls 14 00:00:23,284 --> 00:00:25,068 ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 15 00:00:25,199 --> 00:00:26,591 - ♪ Loud, Loud, Loud 16 00:00:26,722 --> 00:00:28,419 ♪ Loud house 17 00:00:28,550 --> 00:00:29,986 - Poo-poo. 18 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,869 - Dad's gonna love this! - Exactly, right? 19 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,741 - It's perfect for his birthday! 20 00:00:45,871 --> 00:00:47,525 - Awesome! 21 00:00:47,656 --> 00:00:49,527 - Dang, Lols, you're really on your 22 00:00:49,658 --> 00:00:51,051 rhinestone game today. 23 00:00:51,181 --> 00:00:52,748 - Thank you for noticing. 24 00:00:52,878 --> 00:00:54,532 Daddy's scrapbook needs a little glam. 25 00:00:54,663 --> 00:00:56,882 - And a little glue. 26 00:00:57,970 --> 00:00:59,755 - Best birthday present ever! 27 00:00:59,885 --> 00:01:01,887 [beeping] - Red alert, people! 28 00:01:02,018 --> 00:01:03,976 The birthday boy is stirring. 29 00:01:04,107 --> 00:01:05,891 Hide the scrapbook! Hide everything! 30 00:01:06,022 --> 00:01:08,285 all: [panicked chattering] 31 00:01:08,416 --> 00:01:11,810 - Kotaro, why didn't you tell me table five is gluten free? 32 00:01:11,941 --> 00:01:13,682 [gasps] 33 00:01:13,812 --> 00:01:15,292 - False alarm. It was simply 34 00:01:15,423 --> 00:01:16,859 an outburst of sleep talking. 35 00:01:16,989 --> 00:01:18,991 all: [relieved sighing] 36 00:01:19,122 --> 00:01:20,515 - Ooh, hey, check it out. 37 00:01:20,645 --> 00:01:22,517 - Oh, I remember that. 38 00:01:22,647 --> 00:01:24,780 That was from the time you and Dad dressed as cattle 39 00:01:24,910 --> 00:01:27,130 to try to win tickets to Dairyland. 40 00:01:27,261 --> 00:01:28,610 - Uh-huh. Sure ended up being 41 00:01:28,740 --> 00:01:30,568 a cow-tastrophe! 42 00:01:30,699 --> 00:01:33,571 But it was and udderly good time in the moo-ment! 43 00:01:33,702 --> 00:01:36,226 In fact-- - Forget I asked, dude. 44 00:01:36,357 --> 00:01:39,229 - Guys, you have to see what Carol Pingrey just posted. 45 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:40,796 all: [groaning] 46 00:01:40,926 --> 00:01:42,711 - We don't care. And why aren't you working? 47 00:01:42,841 --> 00:01:44,713 Phones down! 48 00:01:44,843 --> 00:01:47,019 - No, look! That's Carol's dad. 49 00:01:47,150 --> 00:01:49,370 His birthday was yesterday and she got him a sculpture 50 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:51,807 of his head made out of Belgian chocolate. 51 00:01:51,937 --> 00:01:55,115 - Whoa, that's a seriously nice gift. 52 00:01:55,245 --> 00:01:57,900 - I hate to be that guy, but I'm starting to think 53 00:01:58,030 --> 00:01:59,815 this scrapbook isn't gonna cut it. 54 00:01:59,945 --> 00:02:02,339 - Yeah, it seemed like something Dad would like, 55 00:02:02,470 --> 00:02:04,907 but maybe it's kind of a lame gift. 56 00:02:05,037 --> 00:02:07,127 - But what can we do now? Our time is limited. 57 00:02:07,257 --> 00:02:09,129 Father's nearing the end of his REM cycle. 58 00:02:09,259 --> 00:02:11,696 - Guys, the mall opens in ten minutes. 59 00:02:11,827 --> 00:02:13,959 We can find a better present for Dad there. 60 00:02:14,090 --> 00:02:15,831 - Noice! Let's pool our money 61 00:02:15,961 --> 00:02:17,746 and buy something sick. 62 00:02:17,876 --> 00:02:20,314 - Let's do this! 63 00:02:22,229 --> 00:02:24,796 Okay, where should we start? 64 00:02:26,494 --> 00:02:28,757 all: Ooh. 65 00:02:28,887 --> 00:02:30,628 - One of these would look rockin' hanging from 66 00:02:30,759 --> 00:02:33,196 Vanzilla's rearview mirror! Which should we get? 67 00:02:33,327 --> 00:02:35,285 - How about a cat? Dad's always going on 68 00:02:35,416 --> 00:02:36,547 about how much he loves Cliff. 69 00:02:36,678 --> 00:02:39,071 - [gasps] Or a unicorn! 70 00:02:39,202 --> 00:02:41,857 It's magical and special, just like Daddy. 71 00:02:41,987 --> 00:02:44,425 - Wait, guys, I've got it. Remember that time we went 72 00:02:44,555 --> 00:02:47,515 to the aquarium and Dad bonded with a dolphin named Kenny? 73 00:02:47,645 --> 00:02:49,647 [dolphin chattering] 74 00:02:49,778 --> 00:02:51,649 - Gasp. It's perfect. 75 00:02:51,780 --> 00:02:53,825 all: Dolphin! 76 00:02:53,956 --> 00:02:56,872 - Ooh, a porpoise. Nice choice. 77 00:02:57,002 --> 00:02:58,352 - Hang on, what? 78 00:02:58,482 --> 00:03:00,005 Ah, of course. 79 00:03:00,136 --> 00:03:02,051 The truncated snout should have given it away. 80 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,532 - We can't give this to Dad. Remember that same trip 81 00:03:04,662 --> 00:03:06,360 to the aquarium and the porpoise 82 00:03:06,490 --> 00:03:08,013 who stole his wallet? 83 00:03:08,144 --> 00:03:10,320 - Hoo-hoo! Thanks for the swim, buddy! 84 00:03:10,451 --> 00:03:12,017 [porpoise chattering] 85 00:03:12,148 --> 00:03:14,846 - Yeah, we couldn't get anything at the gift shop! 86 00:03:14,977 --> 00:03:17,588 - This isn't gonna work, guys. We need to keep looking! 87 00:03:17,719 --> 00:03:20,809 - How much for the unicorn? 88 00:03:20,939 --> 00:03:23,942 [dramatic music] 89 00:03:25,335 --> 00:03:27,424 - Wait! I've literally got it. 90 00:03:29,034 --> 00:03:30,906 all: Dad loves fun ties! 91 00:03:31,036 --> 00:03:34,257 - Ooh, my people! Why don't we get him this one? 92 00:03:34,388 --> 00:03:37,434 Dad loves rocking out to retro vinyls! 93 00:03:37,565 --> 00:03:39,131 - Yikes, sorry. 94 00:03:39,262 --> 00:03:41,699 I got him that exact tie for Father's Day, remember? 95 00:03:41,830 --> 00:03:43,919 - [squeals] How 'bout this one? 96 00:03:44,049 --> 00:03:46,487 - Aw, I got Dad that for his last birthday. 97 00:03:46,617 --> 00:03:48,793 - [coos] - Wait, didn't you get 98 00:03:48,924 --> 00:03:51,056 him that tie as a restaurant-opening gift? 99 00:03:51,187 --> 00:03:53,102 - Poo-poo. 100 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,887 - Wow, we sure have gotten Dad a lot of ties. 101 00:03:56,018 --> 00:03:59,151 Has this gift become... a tad unoriginal? 102 00:03:59,282 --> 00:04:00,849 - Hey, Loud kids, 103 00:04:00,979 --> 00:04:02,720 you here to buy another tie for your dad? 104 00:04:02,851 --> 00:04:04,722 - Yeah, we should keep looking. 105 00:04:04,853 --> 00:04:06,724 - Hey, everybody, over here! 106 00:04:06,855 --> 00:04:09,118 This guy makes customized kitchen tools. 107 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,512 We can put Dad's name on anything we want! 108 00:04:11,642 --> 00:04:14,384 - Oh, perfect. Dad loves his name. 109 00:04:14,515 --> 00:04:16,604 - Why don't we get him a new spatula? 110 00:04:16,734 --> 00:04:18,736 I broke his old one when I used it to mix cement. 111 00:04:18,867 --> 00:04:21,217 - Great, you can pick your customized spatula up... 112 00:04:21,348 --> 00:04:23,132 mm... next Tuesday. 113 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:26,266 - Next Tuesday? What kind of a scam is this? 114 00:04:26,396 --> 00:04:28,529 - You see, first we ship the spatula to a craftsman 115 00:04:28,659 --> 00:04:30,357 who's trained his whole life in the art 116 00:04:30,487 --> 00:04:32,924 of kitchenware engraving. He's located in Germany-- 117 00:04:33,055 --> 00:04:34,883 - Forget that. I can just bite Dad's 118 00:04:35,013 --> 00:04:37,102 name into a spatula. 119 00:04:37,233 --> 00:04:38,582 - [sighs] Spit. 120 00:04:41,455 --> 00:04:43,718 - Come on, guys. We need to speed this up. 121 00:04:43,848 --> 00:04:45,502 - Luan's right. We've been gone for hours. 122 00:04:45,633 --> 00:04:48,026 We've already missed half of Dad's birthday! 123 00:04:48,157 --> 00:04:49,898 - How about this fancy rock? 124 00:04:50,028 --> 00:04:51,726 - [scoffs] It's called a geode. 125 00:04:51,856 --> 00:04:53,467 [gasps] And it costs a whopping 126 00:04:53,597 --> 00:04:54,859 300 clams. 127 00:04:54,990 --> 00:04:56,426 - Whoa, never mind. 128 00:04:56,557 --> 00:04:58,646 - You guys have to see this! 129 00:04:58,776 --> 00:05:01,431 If you try sometimes, you just might find 130 00:05:01,562 --> 00:05:03,781 you get what you need. 131 00:05:03,912 --> 00:05:05,914 - O-M-Gosh, it's perfect! 132 00:05:06,044 --> 00:05:07,611 What is it? 133 00:05:07,742 --> 00:05:09,526 - It's a royal guard. Known colloquially 134 00:05:09,657 --> 00:05:11,789 as a beefeater. Ideal for a father 135 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:13,574 with an affinity for all things British. 136 00:05:13,704 --> 00:05:16,881 - And it's a nutcracker! Dad won't have to borrow 137 00:05:17,012 --> 00:05:19,319 my upholstery hammer to smash open walnuts anymore! 138 00:05:19,449 --> 00:05:22,452 - This is literally the best gift in the entire world! 139 00:05:22,583 --> 00:05:24,541 Let's go give it to Dad! 140 00:05:24,672 --> 00:05:26,717 Wait, where's Lola? 141 00:05:26,848 --> 00:05:28,023 - The unicorn. 142 00:05:28,153 --> 00:05:30,155 I would like to buy it from you. 143 00:05:31,635 --> 00:05:32,810 [tires squealing] 144 00:05:32,941 --> 00:05:35,596 [overlapping chatter] 145 00:05:35,726 --> 00:05:37,249 - [gasping] 146 00:05:37,380 --> 00:05:38,773 - Uh, what's going on? 147 00:05:38,903 --> 00:05:41,253 - Kotaro, this is literally 148 00:05:41,384 --> 00:05:43,299 the best gift in the entire world! 149 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:45,040 [sobbing] 150 00:05:45,170 --> 00:05:46,520 - Well, he's only saying that 'cause he 151 00:05:46,650 --> 00:05:48,086 hasn't seen our gift yet. 152 00:05:48,217 --> 00:05:49,914 all: [laughing] 153 00:05:50,045 --> 00:05:53,788 - A real life Beefeater! I can't believe it. 154 00:05:53,918 --> 00:05:56,747 - His post is outside of the Tower of London. 155 00:05:56,878 --> 00:05:59,402 I used all of my airline miles to fly him out here. 156 00:05:59,533 --> 00:06:01,752 But wait, there's more! - [squeals] 157 00:06:01,883 --> 00:06:04,189 - He's going to take you to lunch at Bangers and Mosh! 158 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:06,540 He said he'll help you perfect your British accent! 159 00:06:06,670 --> 00:06:08,498 - [sobbing] This is going to be 160 00:06:08,629 --> 00:06:10,413 the greatest experience 161 00:06:10,544 --> 00:06:12,720 of my life! [sobbing] 162 00:06:12,850 --> 00:06:15,026 - [groans] This ding-dang beef guy 163 00:06:15,157 --> 00:06:17,725 just made our nutcracker look so lame. 164 00:06:17,855 --> 00:06:19,204 - Between this and the scrapbook, 165 00:06:19,335 --> 00:06:21,076 we are really oh-for-two today. 166 00:06:21,206 --> 00:06:23,165 - What are we supposed to get Dad now? 167 00:06:23,295 --> 00:06:25,559 The nutcracker was the best thing at the mall! 168 00:06:25,689 --> 00:06:28,518 - Well, maybe we shouldn't get Dad a thing. 169 00:06:28,649 --> 00:06:32,217 Maybe we should follow Kotaro's lead and get him an experience. 170 00:06:32,348 --> 00:06:34,176 all: Ooh! 171 00:06:34,306 --> 00:06:37,048 - Well, won't be needing this hunk of junk anymore. 172 00:06:37,179 --> 00:06:40,661 - Lynn, we need to return that or we won't have any money. 173 00:06:40,791 --> 00:06:44,055 Ah, good point. I'll go get it. 174 00:06:44,186 --> 00:06:45,970 - Hey, Flip, we're looking for tickets for-- 175 00:06:46,101 --> 00:06:49,278 - Whoa, slow down there, chief. That's not my game. 176 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:52,629 But I do know a handsome fella you can talk to. 177 00:06:55,806 --> 00:06:58,243 Welcome to Tucker's Tix and Tux! 178 00:06:58,374 --> 00:06:59,854 What can I do you for? 179 00:06:59,984 --> 00:07:02,770 - Okay, Tucker, we wanna buy our dad 180 00:07:02,900 --> 00:07:04,772 a cool experience for his birthday. 181 00:07:04,902 --> 00:07:07,122 - Well, I'm your man! What does your Pops like? 182 00:07:07,252 --> 00:07:10,255 Skydiving? Horseback riding? Parasailing? 183 00:07:10,386 --> 00:07:12,649 - Ooh, parasailing sounds fun. 184 00:07:12,780 --> 00:07:14,346 - Dad's always said if he could choose 185 00:07:14,477 --> 00:07:16,174 one superpower, it'd be flight. 186 00:07:16,305 --> 00:07:18,220 - LJ, pay the man. 187 00:07:18,350 --> 00:07:21,615 - Hey, wait, we're missing a dollar. 188 00:07:21,745 --> 00:07:25,227 - What? I was getting hangry! 189 00:07:25,357 --> 00:07:27,098 - You know, I think this experience 190 00:07:27,229 --> 00:07:29,361 will mean far more to Father than a material good. 191 00:07:29,492 --> 00:07:31,102 - O-M-Gosh! [tires squeal] 192 00:07:31,233 --> 00:07:33,061 - What? Did I hit another trash can? 193 00:07:33,191 --> 00:07:35,150 - No, look what Becky just posted. 194 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:38,936 She got her dad a parasailing experience, too. 195 00:07:39,067 --> 00:07:41,635 - Ooh, yikes. More like para-failing. 196 00:07:41,765 --> 00:07:43,593 [laughing] 197 00:07:43,724 --> 00:07:46,074 But seriously, that looks way too dangerous for Dad. 198 00:07:46,204 --> 00:07:48,380 - We need to go back to Flip's and get him something else! 199 00:07:48,511 --> 00:07:50,992 Also I want some kettle corn. - Buckle up! 200 00:07:51,122 --> 00:07:53,951 [tires screeching] 201 00:07:54,082 --> 00:07:57,085 - Sure, I can exchange your ticket for something else. 202 00:07:57,215 --> 00:08:00,523 Minus the 25% deposit, of course. 203 00:08:00,654 --> 00:08:03,395 - Fine. So what can we afford now? 204 00:08:03,526 --> 00:08:05,659 - Snowboarding? - Landscape painting? 205 00:08:05,789 --> 00:08:07,530 - Ooh, what about this one? 206 00:08:07,661 --> 00:08:10,402 A private cooking class with celebrity chef Guy Grazer! 207 00:08:10,533 --> 00:08:12,840 - Sounds great! - Yeah! 208 00:08:12,970 --> 00:08:15,538 - Flip, we'll take it. - Flip? Don't know the guy. 209 00:08:15,669 --> 00:08:18,323 Sure sounds good looking, though. 210 00:08:18,454 --> 00:08:20,412 - Wow, apparently Guy Grazer 211 00:08:20,543 --> 00:08:22,763 has helped a lot of chefs improve their craft! 212 00:08:22,893 --> 00:08:25,069 Ooh, there's a video from one of his classes! 213 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:28,769 - What is this literal pile of flaming garbage? 214 00:08:28,899 --> 00:08:30,553 Your sauce is weak because you're weak! 215 00:08:30,684 --> 00:08:32,773 - [sobbing] 216 00:08:32,903 --> 00:08:35,427 - Uh, Guy seems kind of intense. 217 00:08:35,558 --> 00:08:37,691 - Yeah, I don't think Dad would like this. 218 00:08:37,821 --> 00:08:39,954 He's very sensitive to raised voices. 219 00:08:40,084 --> 00:08:42,217 - We have to go back and get him something else! 220 00:08:42,347 --> 00:08:44,436 Also, I need some sparkling water to wash down 221 00:08:44,567 --> 00:08:46,438 this kettle corn. [coughs] 222 00:08:46,569 --> 00:08:48,092 - And there's your refund, 223 00:08:48,223 --> 00:08:50,747 minus your 25% deposit, of course. 224 00:08:50,878 --> 00:08:53,228 Oh, and the restocking fee. 225 00:08:53,358 --> 00:08:56,187 - Okay, guys, we don't have a lot of money left. 226 00:08:56,318 --> 00:08:58,363 - Paintball? - Night at the aquarium? 227 00:08:58,494 --> 00:09:00,540 - Too expensive. Actually, we may not 228 00:09:00,670 --> 00:09:02,324 be able to afford anything. 229 00:09:02,454 --> 00:09:04,456 - Well, how much you got? - Very little. 230 00:09:04,587 --> 00:09:08,025 - Hmm, I do have one thing that might fit your budget. 231 00:09:08,156 --> 00:09:09,897 - This is actually pretty fun! 232 00:09:10,027 --> 00:09:11,681 - Daddy would not like this. 233 00:09:11,812 --> 00:09:13,770 - Yeah, Dad's very sensitive 234 00:09:13,901 --> 00:09:16,033 to, uh, whatever this is. 235 00:09:16,164 --> 00:09:18,253 - Sorry, Flip, we're going to pass. 236 00:09:18,383 --> 00:09:19,471 - [grunts] - No problem, 237 00:09:19,602 --> 00:09:21,038 it's not for everybody. 238 00:09:21,169 --> 00:09:22,779 Here's the bill for the test run. 239 00:09:22,910 --> 00:09:26,478 There's a customer survey on the bottom and I'd sure 240 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:29,917 appreciate a five-star rating, eh? 241 00:09:30,047 --> 00:09:32,833 - Well, we got 71 cents left. 242 00:09:32,963 --> 00:09:35,226 Maybe Dad would like a side of ranch dressing? 243 00:09:35,357 --> 00:09:39,187 - Man, we've totally blown Dad's birthday. 244 00:09:39,317 --> 00:09:41,450 - Come on, guys. We can't give up. 245 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,626 There's gotta be something nice we can do for him. 246 00:09:43,757 --> 00:09:45,062 - I could make him some pudding! 247 00:09:45,193 --> 00:09:46,586 - I can realign his spine! 248 00:09:46,716 --> 00:09:48,283 - I can teach him how to part his hair 249 00:09:48,413 --> 00:09:50,459 so it covers his problem areas, you know-- 250 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:53,331 [overlapping chatter] 251 00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:57,858 - [sobbing] - Whoa. 252 00:09:57,988 --> 00:10:01,296 - What's that? - [sobbing] 253 00:10:01,426 --> 00:10:04,647 I can't believe those kids. - Aww, honey. 254 00:10:04,778 --> 00:10:07,084 - Uh, why is Dad crying? 255 00:10:07,215 --> 00:10:08,956 - Guys, it's obvious. 256 00:10:09,086 --> 00:10:11,523 We blew off his whole birthday looking for a present. 257 00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:13,525 And he doesn't even know the worst part yet, 258 00:10:13,656 --> 00:10:15,484 that we never found one. 259 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:18,139 - There's only one thing left to do. 260 00:10:20,532 --> 00:10:22,012 Apologize. 261 00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:23,448 all: [sighing] 262 00:10:23,579 --> 00:10:25,886 - [sobbing] - Hey, Dad? 263 00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:31,761 - We're so sorry we ruined your birthday. 264 00:10:31,892 --> 00:10:33,545 - What are you talking about? 265 00:10:33,676 --> 00:10:35,417 You kids gave me-- [sobbing] 266 00:10:35,547 --> 00:10:37,201 the best gift ever. 267 00:10:37,332 --> 00:10:39,421 - Our scrapbook? 268 00:10:39,551 --> 00:10:42,642 - Yeah, I'm sorry I opened it before you got home. 269 00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:45,470 Cliff dragged it in here and blew your big surprise. 270 00:10:45,601 --> 00:10:47,647 - So, you like it? 271 00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:50,650 - [sobbing] I love it! 272 00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:52,869 It reminds me of all the great memories 273 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,479 we've made together. 274 00:10:54,610 --> 00:10:56,568 [stammers] Nothing could beat that. 275 00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:59,223 - Actually, Daddy, we weren't even finished with it yet. 276 00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:00,921 We had more memories we wanted to add... 277 00:11:01,051 --> 00:11:02,792 and ten times more sparkles. 278 00:11:02,923 --> 00:11:05,360 - Like the time we filled up a kiddie pool with Flippees! 279 00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:07,710 - And the time we went to a 3-D movie, threw up, 280 00:11:07,841 --> 00:11:09,451 and then saw it again. 281 00:11:09,581 --> 00:11:11,148 [overlapping chatter] 282 00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:12,802 - And I don't think we'll ever forget that time 283 00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:14,935 we made you that scrapbook. 284 00:11:15,065 --> 00:11:16,719 - Oh, Leni. 285 00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,779 - [yawns] 286 00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:36,521 - Thanks for breakfast, honey. 287 00:11:36,652 --> 00:11:38,523 I should be back around four, after I finish 288 00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:39,829 pulling Flip's wisdom teeth. 289 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:40,874 - I thought you already did that. 290 00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:43,050 - He grew another set. - What? 291 00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:44,834 - You know, I was thinking, the kids have been 292 00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:47,054 really good this week, haven't they? 293 00:11:47,184 --> 00:11:50,057 - Oh, they've been great. No calls from school... 294 00:11:50,187 --> 00:11:51,754 - No trips to the ER... 295 00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:52,973 - I only had to raise my voice once. 296 00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:54,801 - We should do something special for the kids. 297 00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:56,672 How about taking them out for ice cream when I get back? 298 00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:58,065 - Ah, I love it! We could go 299 00:11:58,195 --> 00:11:59,631 to Auntie Pam's Parlor. 300 00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:01,982 - And you know what, I think someone's ready 301 00:12:02,112 --> 00:12:03,853 for her first taste of ice cream. 302 00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:06,638 - Oh, this is my favorite of all the milestones! 303 00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:08,423 What do you think, sweetie? You wanna try some... 304 00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:11,513 Ice cream? 305 00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:13,558 - [gasps] 306 00:12:13,689 --> 00:12:15,256 [incoherent babbling] 307 00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:18,825 [gasps] 308 00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:22,872 [giggling] 309 00:12:23,003 --> 00:12:26,136 [light music] 310 00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:28,225 [gasps] 311 00:12:33,404 --> 00:12:35,058 [giggling] 312 00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:43,501 ♪ 313 00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:47,767 [gasps] 314 00:12:51,466 --> 00:12:53,207 [giggling] 315 00:12:53,337 --> 00:12:54,338 [gasps] 316 00:12:54,469 --> 00:13:00,257 ♪ 317 00:13:00,388 --> 00:13:02,999 [shrieks] 318 00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:05,045 - So, ice cream sounds good? 319 00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:08,135 - Darn tootin'. If today goes okay, too. 320 00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:09,789 - Let's see if your siblings can behave 321 00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:11,573 for just a few more hours. 322 00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:15,011 'Cause if they can, it's ice cream time! 323 00:13:17,753 --> 00:13:20,060 - Don't touch my glasses! 324 00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:23,193 [overlapping arguing] 325 00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:25,413 - [wails] 326 00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:26,849 [grunts] 327 00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:30,505 - Uh, Lily, is everything okay? 328 00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:31,854 - Isn't this cute? 329 00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:34,117 Lily's calling a sibling meeting. 330 00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:37,947 - [panting] 331 00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:39,819 [incoherent babbling] 332 00:13:39,949 --> 00:13:42,038 - Good job, Lily. You drew an... 333 00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:44,301 upside-down tree. 334 00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:46,042 - [groans] 335 00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:48,697 [incoherent babbling] 336 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,699 - I think she's trying to tell us something. 337 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,875 - Perhaps the infant has some trapped wind. 338 00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:54,442 - [grumbles] 339 00:13:54,572 --> 00:13:56,748 [shrieks] 340 00:13:56,879 --> 00:14:00,317 - You guys are all wrong. She's clearly waving at us. 341 00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:01,797 - I guess Lily called this meeting 342 00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:03,451 just to say hi! Hi, Lily! 343 00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:05,627 all: Hi, Lily! 344 00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:08,108 Okay, well, bye, Lily! 345 00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:12,634 [dramatic chord] 346 00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:13,896 - [groans] 347 00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:14,897 - ♪ Checkin' the mail 348 00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:16,725 ♪ Skippity bop 349 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,771 ♪ What did we get in the latest crop ♪ 350 00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:21,469 ♪ Ah do-do-do... 351 00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:23,471 Ow, ow, ow! Ow--whoa-- 352 00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:25,429 [shouting] 353 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:28,519 No more ice cream! 354 00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:29,477 - [screams] 355 00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:31,914 [panting] 356 00:14:34,134 --> 00:14:35,526 - ♪ Maybe a card, maybe a bill ♪ 357 00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:37,789 ♪ Checkin' the mail is always a thrill ♪ 358 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,967 ♪ Ba-da-da-da! Doolity do-do-do ♪ 359 00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:44,448 - Lincoln, I've got a Code Denim! 360 00:14:44,579 --> 00:14:46,494 - You're stuck in a pair of skinny jeans? 361 00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:48,061 - I was trying to update my look, 362 00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:49,889 but now I can't feel my legs! 363 00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:52,326 - Mopping the floor can wait. I'm on my way! 364 00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:55,068 Don't struggle, Clyde. It'll only make it worse! 365 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,333 both: [moaning] 366 00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,989 - Hmph! 367 00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:13,913 - I wanna watch my pageant show! 368 00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:15,392 - I wanna watch my penguin show! 369 00:15:15,523 --> 00:15:18,787 both: [shouting] 370 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,180 - Got it. - Gimme that-- 371 00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:21,572 both: [grunting] 372 00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:23,966 [car horn honks] 373 00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:25,620 - [panicked babbling] 374 00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:27,970 - Lynn Loud looks downfield, but nobody's open! 375 00:15:28,101 --> 00:15:31,017 She's going for the quarterback sneak! 376 00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:32,627 - [gasps] - If all goes accordion 377 00:15:32,757 --> 00:15:35,760 to plan, my family will glove this prank! 378 00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:38,502 - [shrieks] 379 00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:39,677 - [shouting] 380 00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:41,853 - Yeah! [thud] 381 00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:44,508 - [laughing] - [screams] 382 00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:47,207 No more ice cream! 383 00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:48,948 - Hmph. [whistles] 384 00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:50,732 - [whines] 385 00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:52,081 - [shrieking] 386 00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:55,302 [triumphant music] 387 00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:58,218 - And now, back to Penguin Pageants! 388 00:15:58,348 --> 00:15:59,959 both: Huh? 389 00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:02,091 - [whistles] 390 00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:05,747 ♪ 391 00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:09,229 - Walt, knock it off! 392 00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:15,887 - [screaming] 393 00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,193 - [groans] 394 00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:19,021 Oh, no, it's a fumble! 395 00:16:19,152 --> 00:16:22,155 - [gasps] 396 00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:24,896 - [humming] 397 00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:29,466 Well this is nice to see, everybody getting along. 398 00:16:29,597 --> 00:16:33,209 And Luan's even taking a nap. 399 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:34,906 - Yep, they've been perfect all day. 400 00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,256 Not a single mess or meltdown. 401 00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:37,997 - That's all I needed to hear. 402 00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:40,129 Kids, come down here, please. 403 00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:42,262 You wanna tell them the surprise, or should I? 404 00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:44,438 - Oh, you do it. - You guys have been 405 00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:47,441 so well behaved this week, we wanted to do-- 406 00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:50,487 Luan, wake up-- Something nice for you. 407 00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:53,229 So everybody, get in Vanzilla, because-- 408 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:54,709 - I changed my mind, I wanna tell them! 409 00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:55,927 We're going for ice cream! 410 00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:58,191 - Awesome! - Seriously? 411 00:16:58,321 --> 00:16:59,627 - Ice cream! 412 00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:03,718 ♪ 413 00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:05,546 - Ketchup, my little tomatoes! 414 00:17:05,676 --> 00:17:07,243 Time to head out. 415 00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:11,073 - Come beat the heat at Auntie Pam's Parlor! 416 00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:13,249 But make sure you get here by 5:00. 417 00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:16,165 We're closing early this week to give our scoopers a break. 418 00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:18,950 Don't forget, 5:00 p.m. 419 00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:21,431 One more time, 5:00 p.m. 420 00:17:21,562 --> 00:17:23,868 5:00 p.m.! 421 00:17:23,999 --> 00:17:26,610 - [frantic babbling] 422 00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:31,137 - I-I-I know, sweetie. I'm excited for ice cream, too! 423 00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:36,055 - Your estimated arrival time 424 00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:39,580 at Auntie Pam's Parlor is 4:46 p.m. 425 00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:43,758 - See you soon, Lily. 426 00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:49,372 - [gasps] Cherry. 427 00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,854 [car horns honking] 428 00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:54,943 - There's never this much traffic on this street. 429 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:59,382 - Your new estimated arrival time is 5:05 p.m. 430 00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:01,558 - No biggie, Auntie Pam's doesn't close till 8! 431 00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:03,995 - [panting] 432 00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:06,650 - Oh, you wanna play with Daddy's phone, Lily? 433 00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:08,652 Okay, but please don't call Aunt Ruth again. 434 00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:10,480 That's two hours I'll never get back. 435 00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:14,832 - Rerouting. Make a U-turn 436 00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:16,530 onto Oakville Road. 437 00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:18,488 - Huh, look at that. Lily accidentally 438 00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:20,621 found us a faster route. [chuckles] 439 00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:26,627 - Your new estimated arrival time is 4:52 p.m. 440 00:18:27,845 --> 00:18:30,370 [siren wailing] 441 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,850 - Shoot, what now? 442 00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:35,114 [siren wailing] 443 00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:37,594 - Ma'am, did you know your registration's expired? 444 00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:39,683 I'm gonna have to write you a ticket for that. 445 00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:42,295 Get comfy, this could take awhile. 446 00:18:43,644 --> 00:18:45,646 - [panting] 447 00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:50,738 [dramatic music] 448 00:18:50,868 --> 00:18:53,393 ♪ 449 00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:56,700 - Ah, my bike! Come back, precious! 450 00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:58,702 - Uh, thanks, officer. We'll take that as a warning. 451 00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:00,182 Whoo-hoo! 452 00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:02,315 - Your new estimated arrival time 453 00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:04,621 is 4:58 p.m. 454 00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:06,232 - [exhales] 455 00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:10,279 - You have arrived at your destination. 456 00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:12,063 - Uh-oh. - Oh, honey, 457 00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:14,283 please tell me you didn't forget your wallet. 458 00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:16,372 This place only takes cash! 459 00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:18,244 - [growling] 460 00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,509 - The emergency 20! Lily, you've done it again! 461 00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:24,424 all: Yay, Lily! 462 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,863 - Hi, can I get one scoop of vanilla ice cream, please? 463 00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:30,734 - [incoherent babbling] - [laughs] 464 00:19:30,865 --> 00:19:32,214 Okay, I guess she has other ideas. 465 00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:34,303 One sundae, please. 466 00:19:36,871 --> 00:19:39,787 - You ready, Lily? Okay, guys, I'm recording. 467 00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:42,659 - I can't believe this is the last time we'll get 468 00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:45,184 to introduce a little Loud to ice cream. 469 00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:46,968 [sobbing] 470 00:19:47,098 --> 00:19:48,622 all: [cheering] 471 00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:51,320 [bird screeching] 472 00:19:51,451 --> 00:19:53,453 - [screaming] 473 00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:55,933 ♪ 474 00:19:56,064 --> 00:19:57,152 - [whimpers] 475 00:19:57,283 --> 00:19:58,980 - Oh, no, sweetie. 476 00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:01,809 Don't worry, we'll get you a new sundae. 477 00:20:01,939 --> 00:20:04,115 Uh, excuse me! 478 00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:07,118 - No dice, dudes. They close at 5:00 this week. 479 00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:08,337 - What? Ha, you think they'd 480 00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:10,209 advertise something like that. 481 00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:15,388 - [wailing] 482 00:20:16,911 --> 00:20:20,262 - Aww, poor baby. Let's get you home. 483 00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:24,005 all: Oh, it's okay, Lily. 484 00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:25,702 Aw, Lily. 485 00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,574 - I've never seen Lily look so sad. 486 00:20:27,704 --> 00:20:30,707 - You'll get that ice cream sundae, Lily. 487 00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:32,927 Perhaps when the road isn't so rocky. 488 00:20:33,057 --> 00:20:36,147 Don't have a mint chip on your shoulder about this-- 489 00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:39,760 - Luan, read the room. 490 00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:41,501 - [gasps] 491 00:20:43,372 --> 00:20:46,288 - It's okay, honey. We'll be home soon. 492 00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:48,725 - [groaning] 493 00:20:48,856 --> 00:20:51,032 - [sniffing] Ugh, what is that? 494 00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:53,730 It smells like a thousand angry skunks. 495 00:20:53,861 --> 00:20:54,601 - [groans] 496 00:20:54,731 --> 00:20:56,690 all: [groaning] 497 00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:58,866 - Somebody needs a diaper change, stat. 498 00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:03,697 - ♪ A little powder, a little wipey ♪ 499 00:21:03,827 --> 00:21:07,309 ♪ Now you've got a fresh new dipey! ♪ 500 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:10,443 - [squeals] 501 00:21:10,573 --> 00:21:12,401 - [grunting] 502 00:21:12,532 --> 00:21:14,273 - Whoops, we got a runner. 503 00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:17,276 - [babbling] - Oh, look what Lily found. 504 00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:20,931 - That gives me an idea. 505 00:21:21,062 --> 00:21:23,107 - One ice cream sundae coming up. 506 00:21:23,238 --> 00:21:24,544 - Don't forget the gummy bears! 507 00:21:24,674 --> 00:21:27,329 - Whipped topping in the hiz-ouse! 508 00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:31,115 - And some yummy cookie crumbles! 509 00:21:31,246 --> 00:21:33,988 - [indistinct garbling] 510 00:21:34,118 --> 00:21:35,772 - Thanks, Flip, but you're not supposed to be talking 511 00:21:35,903 --> 00:21:38,645 after your wisdom teeth surgery. 512 00:21:38,775 --> 00:21:41,343 - You guys, she's about to try it! 513 00:21:41,474 --> 00:21:43,998 all: [gasping] 514 00:21:45,173 --> 00:21:48,350 all: [laughing] 515 00:21:49,395 --> 00:21:51,571 - [giggling] 516 00:21:53,573 --> 00:21:55,444 [giggling] 517 00:21:55,575 --> 00:21:57,098 - Hmm, if I didn't know better, 518 00:21:57,228 --> 00:21:59,535 I'd swear Lily orchestrated this whole thing. 519 00:21:59,666 --> 00:22:02,233 - Oh, don't be silly, honey. She's just a baby. 520 00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:03,844 [laughs] 521 00:22:09,023 --> 00:22:10,459 - ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪ 522 00:22:10,590 --> 00:22:12,243 ♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪ 523 00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:14,594 ♪ In the Loud house - ♪ Loud house 524 00:22:14,724 --> 00:22:17,161 - ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪ 525 00:22:17,292 --> 00:22:21,252 ♪ That's the way we show our love in the Loud house ♪ 526 00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:22,819 - ♪ Loud house 527 00:22:22,950 --> 00:22:24,386 ♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪ 528 00:22:24,517 --> 00:22:25,822 ♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪ 529 00:22:25,953 --> 00:22:27,258 ♪ Stand in line to take a pee ♪ 530 00:22:27,389 --> 00:22:28,129 ♪ Never any privacy 531 00:22:28,259 --> 00:22:30,174 ♪ Chaos with 11 kids 532 00:22:30,305 --> 00:22:32,481 ♪ That's the way it always is ♪ 533 00:22:32,612 --> 00:22:34,309 ♪ In the Loud house