- ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles
♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪
♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪
- ♪ In the Loud house
♪ In the Loud house
- ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪
♪ Is how we show our love
- ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ One boy and ten girls
♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪
- ♪ Loud Loud Loud
♪ Loud house
- Poo-poo.
[upbeat music]
♪
[panting]
[grunting]
[knock at door]
- I got it.
- Sorry, Lynn, I don't mean to be rude,
but it's an emergency! - [grunts]
- I don't know why he didn't just pee outside.
I would if I could.
all: We know!
- Lincoln! [panting]
- Clyde, it's okay. Take your time.
- [exhales] Thanks, buddy.
- Lana, not on the begonias!
- Look, I got the program
for tomorrow's Ace Savvy Convention!
Check out the prize for best cosplay!
- "The con-goers with the most authentic character portrayals
will be named Kings of the Con,
and win a cameo in the next Ace Savvy movie!
[gasps] The movie?
- ♪ Ace and Jack
[together] Time to deal out some justice!
- Cut! That was brilliant!
[gasps, panting]
- We have to win! - I know!
We're the biggest Ace Savvy fans ever!
Who else can say they wrote an issue of the comic?
- Just one tiny problem.
Do you think our Ace and Jack costumes
are good enough to win?
- Well, I did just upgrade my poker chip blaster.
[beeps] [both yelping]
Whoops. I'll recalibrate it.
- That'll definitely help.
But, you know, there will be
a lot of Ace and Jacks at the con.
- We need something to set us apart.
Something no one else has.
- Hmm. - Hmm. [gasps]
[together] Jackpot.
- Thank you for joining me.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
eight, nine-- Someone's missing.
- [grunts] What's the dealio, Stinkin'?
I'm in the middle of a set. [grunts]
- Have a seat. - Yeah.
[clears throat] As you guys know,
Clyde and I are going to the Ace Savvy convention tomorrow.
- Don't care. - Didn't know.
- Okay. - And?
- And, of course, we'll be going dressed as Ace and Jack.
- But we thought, why hog all the fun?
Why not invite you guys to come, too,
as your characters from our comic,
"The Full Deck."
- Featuring the High Card, the Eleven of Hearts,
the Night Club, the Joker,
the Strong Suit, the Eight of Spades,
the Royal Flush, the Queen of Diamonds
the Card Counter, the Deuce!
- Sorry, can't. - I'm busy.
- Likewise. - Totes have plans.
- I got a hot date with Bobby. - Middle of session, man.
- Wait, wait, wait. Did we mention
that if we win best cosplay,
we get to be in the next Ace Savvy movie?
- Movie? Like, a real one?
- Not the kind you and Clyde make
in the back yard with your little toys.
- They're called action figures, and no.
This is the real thing. On the big screen.
- That's, like, a huge deal!
- I will prance around at your weird convention all day
for the chance to be in a Hollywood movie.
- Literally-- [talking over each other]
- Yes, yes! - Fantastic!
Okay, if we're going to win,
we need to turn you into Ace Savvy experts.
The bad guys,
and this baby's called the High Roller.
It's got 400 horsepower, gull wing doors.
- And the latest in front and side airbag technology.
[phones chiming]
- Hey! You guys were supposed to silence your phones.
Who are you even texting?
- Leni, that's not how you spell "bored."
- Sorry, guys, but we've been listening for hours.
When do we get to the costumes?
[upbeat jazzy music]
♪
- You guys look perfect! To the con!
- Whoo-hoo! Rock 'n roll!
[screams]
- Nice use of your jetpack, Night Club.
- This is actually pretty cool. - Wow, this is incredible.
- What's that? - Hmm, interesting.
- Wow! - Ooh, it's a creature.
- That outfit--I want it!
- Hey, pal. You gotta wait in line to see the Kitty,
just like everybody else.
No cuts!
[cat screeches]
- Who's the Kitty? Is it a real cat?
- Lana, we went over this in our presentation.
- He's the most vicious villain
in the Ace Savvy universe!
- Ohh, I have to pet him.
- Sorry, Lans, no time.
We gotta focus on impressing the judges.
They decide who wins Kings of the Con,
So keep your eyes peeled for two people in orange vests.
- Would you say it's a traffic cone orange
or more of a clementine?
- Good job, Leni!
Action poses, go!
- Oh, wow. This must be the Full Deck
from issue number 415.
Very impressive.
- No!
My chips! - Ah! [grumbles]
[grumbling] - Sorry!
Well, the important thing is we got their attention.
And they really seemed to like your sisters.
- True. And then they stand out,
it's good for all of us.
We're one step closer to being in that movie.
- Wish I could just fix this belt.
Oh! Oh! Ah!
- Is anyone around here savvy enough
to ace this challenge?
Try and guess how much this jar of poker chips is worth
and win a gold poker chip.
- Ooh, here's a chance to impress the judges.
- Ace and Jack are on the case.
- So if the green chips are worth $25,
- And we have to think about the volume of the jar,
minus the air, plus the-- - That's $7,652.
And if you give me a moment,
I can convert it to cryptocurrency.
- Wow. You're exactly right.
- Impressive work.
You really live up to your name, Card Counter.
- Thank you. Though the credit for my character
belongs to my brother, Lincoln and his compatriot, Clyde.
- Co-authors of issue 415.
- Happy to sign a copy for you.
Ugh, this pen!
[both laugh nervously]
Okay, guys, we gotta get back in front of those judges.
- I don't see them anywhere.
- [gasps] Clyde!
- Uh, there! They were in my blind spot.
- Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
try out the Hammer of Justice.
Impress everyone with your super strength.
Step right up.
- Perfect. Here's our chance to make up for last time.
- Careful, Ace. Go easy on 'em.
[straining effort] Ah!
[breathing heavily]
[grunts] [beeping]
- You are as strong as the Old Maid.
- Don't worry, Stinkin, I'll teach this game
for calling you old.
[screams]
Huh!
- Oh! - Ah!
- Whoo!
- Wow! Guess that's why they call her the Strong Suit.
Let's get a picture.
- How about one with the Full Deck?
Get in here, girls.
all: Selfie! [shutter clicks]
- [sighs] Well, even if we have to
ride my sister's coattails, we'll still be in the movie.
- You're right. Just keep picturing my name in lights.
- Okay, I know the day's not over yet,
but for me, there's a clear winner
for Kings of the Con. - Same here.
Okay, say your pick on three. One, two...
[together] The Full Deck!
- [gasps] - Yes!
- Ugh, but what about that Ace and Jack they're with?
- Eh, I'm not that impressed.
I don't think we need to include them.
- Hey, you wanna take a break in the judge's lounge?
I hear there's donuts. - Oh, yeah!
[together] No!
- I can't believe this.
My sisters are going to be in the movie and we're not!
They wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for us.
- Don't give up, buddy. We got this.
The judges haven't made their final decision yet.
- You're right. We still have time
to show them what Ace and Jack can do.
You guys have been working so hard.
- You must be starving. - No thanks.
They're charging 12 bucks for a corndog and a cape.
- It's my treat. - Well, in that case--
all: Thanks! - Thanks, Linc.
- There goes all my souvenir money.
- Sorry, buddy. It'll be worth it.
Now where did those judges go?
- Get your revenge and dunk the Card Shark!
- [laughs]
- Bingo. Here's our chance to wow them.
- I got this. I'll turn my blaster from ding to demolish.
- [imitates fanfare]
Watch out, Card Shark.
You're about to get Jacked! - Hi-ya!
[coin clatters]
- T-try it again.
[coin clatters] - [laughs nervously]
Here, just use this. - [grunts]
- Wow, kid. - Wait!
Uhh, we got something here.
Hi-ya! [crashing]
- Uh-oh.
[water splashing]
- Well, if the judges had stuck around,
I think they would've been impressed with our mopping.
- Don't worry, Clyde. We'll find another way to wow them.
[both gasp]
- High roller fans, huh? [chuckles]
You boys wanna see what it feels like
to sit inside?
- This is our chance.
We can show off our encyclopedic knowledge
of Ace and Jack's custom ride.
[together] Yes, we do!
- Engaging camouflage mode!
[beeping]
[upbeat music]
Whoops! It's a little different from the movie.
- [laughs] Actually, boys, I'd prefer if you didn't--
- Engaging flight propellers!
- Whoa! [all screaming]
[grunts]
- Uhh, maybe it's this. - Uh, maybe this?
[siren wails] - No, no, no, no!
No, no, no, that one! The red one!
[both shouting] - Ahh! Ahh!
[screams]
[grunts]
- Well, now I'm pretty sure the judges hate us.
If we're gonna turn thisaround,
we've gotta think of something brilliant.
- Yeah, and we've only got an hour to do it.
- It's gotta be something big.
- Something only Ace and Jack can do.
Something like-- - Solving a crime!
- Ooh, now that's brilliant!
But where do we find a crime to solve?
- We make one.
- No one will hear us in here.
Now to think of the perfect crime to solve.
- I'll get us the deluxe package
to buy us extra time.
Plus, it comes with all these fun backgrounds.
- Attention all con-goers: sorry to disappoint,
but the Kitty is officially done signing autographs.
- Darn. I was kinda still hoping we'd squeeze that in.
- Wait, Clyde, that's it!
Let's catnap the Kitty.
- I know we want an autograph, but--
- No, I mean, this is the perfect crime
to get the judges' attention.
- Hmm. Normally, this level of deception
would give me a stomach ache.
But we have no choice.
- All we'd have to do is hide the Kitty for a while,
let the panic build up,
then you and I track him down and rescue him.
- We'd be heroes.
The judges will forget all about the Full Deck
and name us Kings of the Con.
- Come on, the Kitty's trailer is this way.
- Wait, our pictures!
Oh, look. This is the one where you got your idea.
And this one is where I was questioning it.
- The Kitty's not taking a dime less
than what the Card Shark's making.
♪
Are you sure you don't need backup?
- I got this. Nana Gayle calls me the cat whisperer.
Hello, Mr. the Kitty, sir,
would you mind getting in this crate?
Or, as you might say, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
- [screeching] - Ahh! Ow, ow!
Not my Crime Eye! Ah! [groans]
[thud]
Let's move on to plan B.
[groans] - Uh, uh,
sorry to bother you,
but some sponsors wanted to send over
a complimentary caviar dinner.
We've got it all set up over here.
- Huh?
- Here's our tasting menu.
Might I recommend the-- now, Lincoln!
- Ha!
[screeching]
[both grunting]
[grunting]
[screeching]
[hisses] - Whew, we did it.
[screeching]
Maybe we should give him some alone time.
- To being Kings of the Con!
- We just pulled off the biggest heist of all time!
[both laugh]
- [gasps] - Attention con-goers:
the Kitty has gone missing.
If you encounter him, please do not engage.
He is highly stunt-trained and really dangerous.
[all gasping]
[both gasp]
- Okay, time to be heroes.
[both gasp] Oh, no.
He escaped!
He must've picked the lock with his claws,
just like in the fourth Ace movie,
"Meow You See Me."
- What do we do meow? I mean, now?
- Well, technically, we can still be the ones
to rescue the Kitty.
We just made our jobs a lot harder.
- True, but maybe my cat knowledge can help us.
Come on!
- So cats really like popcorn? - Big time. At my house, we can
barely get through a movie without a cat
getting in the bowl. [meowing]
[meowing, munching]
It's working!
[meows]
[beeps] - ♪ Ace and Jack
- [screeches] - ♪ Ace and Jack
♪ Save the day - No, no, no, no, no!
Why did I add that feature?
[growls, retches]
[both gulp, scream]
- Uh, did you know
the Kitty could actually shoot hairballs?
I thought it was all special effects.
[both grunt]
Got our supplies. One Ace and Jack flying drone,
one Ace and Jack Pillow, and one Old Maid jumbo pencil.
- That was all of your souvenir money, wasn't it?
- It's okay. It had to be done.
[upbeat music]
- Hey, not bad!
You think he'll fall for it? - Oh, yeah.
My cats attack anything with feathers.
My dad had to get rid of his fun hat collection. [tisks]
- Okay, Kitty, come and get it!
♪
[screeching]
Oh, no! Surprise aerial attack!
[growls] [crashing]
Good thing I brought back-up!
Hi-ya!
[dramatic music]
Really? That did nothing?
- It messed up his fur a little.
- He's armed with catnip! Hit the deck!
[growls] [beeping]
[both coughing]
Dang it, he gave us the slip!
- Or did he?
Looks like someone is shedding for the summer.
Follow that fur!
♪
- Clyde, up there!
♪
[screams]
[struggling efforts]
- Wait, it's just rope.
[struggling efforts] [blows landing]
[hisses]
Take this!
Darn, I only had four chips left.
You mind throwing those back?
- Uh, oh, he's reloading!
Go, go, go!
[panting]
[growling]
[laughs, inhales]
[both scream]
Oh, no, Clyde! I'm stuck!
- Me too! What do we do now?
Help! - Somebody!
[upbeat dance music]
[chatter]
- Ah, no one can hear our cries
over the pumping of that sick bass.
- I've got an idea.
Can you help me get my mask off?
[straining]
Fling it at that light.
We're sending my sisters a signal.
- Huh!
- Thanks. - Lemme just check it
before you tag us.
- Ah! I always have double chins in these pics.
- [gasps] What's that in the background?
- Does no one remember this from our con prep?
That mask means Ace and Jack are in trouble.
Someone needs our help.
- Well, what the junk are we standing around for?
Let's go save some butt!
- It looks like the signal is coming from that stage.
- How are we gonna get over there?
- On it, dudes. Yah!
- Well, that's great for Luna, but what about the rest of us?
- Oh, I've got an idea.
♪
[engine roars, tires squeal]
♪
- Oh, shoot! Where's the windshield wipers?
Uh, this one?
[disco music] [squeals]
[squealing] - [screams]
- Yes! Nailed it!
- Lori, watch out!
- Oh, no! - [screams]
[all scream]
- Dudes, it's Lincoln and Clyde!
They're up there!
- Wait for me!
- Lincoln, if this is really the end,
I gotta tell you...[gulps]
I went to Dairyland with Rusty once.
- [gasps] - It was only 'cause
you were grounded. - It's okay, buddy.
[hissing]
[both scream]
- Yo, furball, down here!
- Kitty, meet your worst nightmare.
- Huh?
- A little help, Eight of Spades?
- Gladly, Strong Suit.
- Ahh! [grunts]
- Throw.
- [screams] - I'll grab the boys.
- Oh.
[screeches]
- Lincoln! Clyde!
[shrieking]
- Uh-oh.
- Hi-ya!
Ohh, you birdbrains couldn't think of
a better weapon than an abacus?
[hissing]
[screeches] Yah!
Oh, never mind.
It's actually quite effective.
♪
- Eh, gross. Hairballs.
I thought it was Lana's job to deal with these.
- Ooh, save me one, would ya?
[meows]
[growls] [hisses] Prepare to face
the Royal Flush!
Aww, you're such a cute boy.
Why are you so feisty, huh? Do you need hug?
[screeches] - Hey!
No one donkey kicks Lana but me!
[grunts]
[screeches]
[percussive rock music] [groans]
- Oh?
[screams]
[grunting] Guys, I figured it out!
I'm free! [squeals]
[screams]
- Hang on, Leni!
The Joker will save you from this cat-tastrophy.
[laughs]
[screams]
[growls]
- Give it up, Kitty. This ends now.
[screeches] Ha!
- Oh, no! Litter cloud!
[coughing]
[growls]
[both scream]
[screeches]
- Kee-kee! No! No!
- We've been saved by the Deuce!
- Yay, Lily! - Ace, the crate!
[grunting]
- Keep 'em coming, Lily.
[screaming]
[grunting]
Nice job, Jack.
- Are you guys sure we have to crate him?
I think he was just playing.
all: Lana!
[crowd gasps]
- We heard fighting! - What is going on over here?
[both gasp] You boys found the Kitty!
- You're heroes! Ohh, just like the real Ace and Jack.
- Hmm?
- Well, I think it's safe to say
We have found our Kings of the Con!
[cheers and applause]
- Wait, so we're out of the movie?
- I guess so. - [all groan]
[somber music]
♪
- Um, we need to say something.
It's just--we don't exactly deserve to be Kings of the Con.
[together] Huh?
- We found out the Full Deck was gonna win it without us,
so we catnapped the Kitty so we could "rescue" him
and impress you. [all gasping]
[together] Oh!
- We just really wanted to be in the movie.
- Lincoln! - How could you?
- But now we can see how dumb that was,
and we're so sorry.
- Especially to you, Mr. the Kitty, sir.
Still a huge fan.
- [hisses] - [screams]
- Watching you guys in action was incredible.
You really do deserve to be Kings of the Con.
- Well, I think you two can exit the stage now.
Can we get the girls over here?
- Okay, the Full Deck is officially Kings of the Con!
And that's final. [cheers and applause]
- Whoa! Stage dive! [screams]
- Smile big, everybody.
This is for the movie press release.
- Get a better angle. - Get me picking my nose!
- You boys ready for your photo?
- What photo? - You're in the movie, too.
- We don't condone what you did.
But you really made a splash with the fans,
so we came up with a small role for you.
- What is it? - Ace and Jack's
crime-fighting nephews?
- Nope. The Kitty's personal pooper-scoopers.
He's really looking forward to working with you.
[both whimpering]
[laughs]
- ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪
♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪
♪ In the Loud house - ♪ Loud house
- ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪
♪ That's the way we show our love in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house
♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪
♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪
♪ Stand in line to take a pee ♪
♪ Never any privacy
♪ Chaos with 11 kids
♪ That's the way it always is ♪
♪ In the Loud house