- ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles
♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪
♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪
- ♪ In the Loud house
♪ In the Loud house
- ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪
♪ Is how we show our love
- ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ One boy and ten girls
♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪
- ♪ Loud Loud Loud
♪ Loud house
- Poo-poo.
[upbeat music]
♪
- [snarling]
[both snoring]
[barking]
- [chirping]
[romantic music]
[chirps]
[all chirping]
[chirps]
[upbeat music]
♪
- [barks]
♪
- Hmm.
[gasps]
[smooches]
- [meows] - [pants]
- [whimpers]
[all clamoring]
- [squeals]
[gulps]
[squeals]
- Stop flirting with my lawn ornament, Loud.
- [gasps]
[squeals]
- Hey, where's Walt?
"The Dream Boat" is on
and he never misses an episode.
- He's such a hopeless romantic.
Guess Walt's not coming today.
I went out to get him,
but he put a "do not disturb" sign on his birdhouse.
- Wait, are you saying Walt knows how to write?
- Of course not, ding-dong.
I know how to read canary.
- Today on The "Dream Boat,"
we catch up with last season's winners,
first mates Percy and Penny!
- I didn't think I'd ever go on a date.
- I thought I'd be alone my whole life.
- But now, we're happy and in love.
- We just needed help finding each other.
Thanks, "Dream Boat."
- You're welcome.
[all clamoring]
- [grumbles]
- [yelps]
- [mutters]
- Would you like some tea, Miss Hummingbird?
It's caffeine-free, which might help you slow down a little.
- [slurps]
[sighs]
- [chirping]
[chirping] [continuous]
[groans]
- [emotional cooing]
- Thank you for your song, mourning dove.
You're really attuned to deep emotions.
- [emotional coo]
- [chirping]
- [emotional cooing]
- [sad chirps]
[all grumble]
- [hoots]
- Checkmate? How did I not see this?
Well played, madam.
- [chirping]
- [hoots]
- [retches]
[all whimper]
- [meows]
- [squawks]
[all whimper]
- [quacking]
[both croaking]
[all gasp]
- [chirping]
- [quacking]
[all cheering]
- [meows]
- [croaks]
[meows]
- [yaps]
- [grunts]
- [quacks]
- [grunting]
- [coos]
[quacks]
[all clamoring]
- [meows]
- [yaps]
- [barks]
[farting]
- [whimpers]
[all scream]
- [sad chirps]
[chirps]
- [barks]
- [tweets]
[gasps] - [quacks]
- Hey, who took the lasagna out of the oven?
[both laughing]
- [chirps rapidly]
- [quacks rapidly]
[romantic music]
♪
[both coo]
[quacks]
- [barks]
[ducks quacking]
[all gasp]
- [quacks]
- [chirps sadly]
[all moan]
[all whimper]
- [barks]
[all whispering]
- Hey, what happened to all my sand?
- Has anyone seen my wave machine?
I need the white noise to nap.
- Three of my orange polo shirts are missing.
- I borrowed one to change Vanzilla's oil,
but I don't know what happened to the other two.
- I seem to be missing the space heater
needed to warm my crocodile eggs.
- Your what, now?
- Never mind!
- Ugh. Who drank all the lemonade?
- Louds!
Which one of you hooligans
cut all the leaves off my philodendrons?
- Has anyone seen the beach umbrella?
- Leni, it's fall.
- It is?
Oh. Then never mind.
- [barking]
- [chirps]
[tweets]
[chirping]
[all quacking]
[chirping excitedly]
- [quacks]
[gasps]
[upbeat music]
♪
[laughs]
[both snoring]
- [snores]
[yawns]
[burps]
- [quacks sadly]
[meowing and barking]
- [grumbles]
- [quacks conversationally]
- [barks]
[all whispering]
- [meows]
- [yaps]
- [barks]
- [chirps inquisitively]
[barks conversationally]
- [chirps happily] - [quacks happily]
- [barks]
- [meows]
- [chirps]
[chirping]
[all whimper]
- [whimpers]
[romantic music]
♪
- [chirps sadly]
- [whimpers]
- [yelps]
- [meows]
[gasps]
[all clamoring]
- [chirping happily]
- [barks]
- Hey, Walt, you got a postcard from Florida.
Ooh, it's from a duck.
She says she can't wait to see you again in the spring.
- [squeals]
- Wait, are you saying this duck knows how to write?
- Of course not, ding-dong.
I can read duck.
- [chirps]
[adventurous music]
♪
- That peace crystal belongs to the people of Galganon!
I'll give you one last chance to return it.
- Never.
- Fine. Then we'll take it back ourselves!
Petra, fire the photon ray!
- The exciting conclusion of Starship Groupers
will be coming up right after these messages!
- Dang it. Commercial break.
- Hey, kids!
Ever wanted to live and train
like a real astronaut?
[both gasp]
Then we've got the camp for you.
The Space Cadets Experience is a week-long sleep away camp
where you'll learn everything about being an astronaut!
Ask your parents now if you can join the adventure!
- Wow. That looks so fun.
Clyde, we have to go to this camp.
- Absolutely. I'm gonna go home right now and ask my dads.
Well, after we finish the movie.
I always cry when they restore the peace crystal to Galganon.
- And that's why I really want to go
to the Space Cadets Experience.
- Uh, it sounds great, sweetie,
but also kind of expensive.
- But, Mom, when you do the math,
it's actually a great value!
Think about how much money you'll save
on food while I'm gone!
- So I really think this camp
would be a good opportunity for me.
- We're glad you're interested in trying new things, honey,
and you look so dashing in that suit--
- But it's a whole week away from home.
Are you sure you're ready?
Yes. Dr. Lopez and I have been working on
stepping outside my comfort zone.
- Okay, son, if you're sure you can handle it.
- Well, Lincoln, if you really want to go...
both: The answer is yes.
[both cheering]
- Cadet Lincoln, all systems are go.
- Same here, Cadet Clyde. We have lift-off.
- Front gate commencing opening sequence.
- Whoa. - Ooh.
[kids clamoring]
[both squeal]
- Welcome, space cadets.
My name's Tarreyn,
and I'll be your camp counselor.
Ready for your first activity?
You'll be hunting for moon rocks in real space suits!
- [gasps] Moon rocks!
- Space suits!
[both squeal]
[both laughing]
Whoa!
Whew. This a lot more tiring than it looks on TV.
[gasps] My inhaler!
- I got it.
[both groan]
both: Whoa!
- All right! Human gyroscopes.
- Uh, just so you know, we're, like, pro thrill seekers,
so don't be afraid to turn it up to 11!
both: Whoa!
- This is a little more intense than I thought it'd be.
- Whoa! Same here.
Could you please take it down to a nine?
both: Whoa!
- Whoops. Wrong button.
Sorry, dudes.
[both stammering]
[both retch]
- Where's the little astronaut's room?
We'd like to freshen up.
- Whoa, Clyde, you gotta see this.
Check it out.
- Wow.
A real-life space toilet.
- I wonder how you flush it.
- Oh. I think it's this handle.
[yells] Help!
The space toilet's got me!
- I got you.
- [groans]
[both grunt]
- It ate my loafer.
How excited are you for our first space dinner?
- [groans]
Maybe a little less excited now.
Well, there's no way it can taste as bad as it looks.
[both chew loudly]
[both cough]
Wow. I was so, so wrong.
- [sighs]
This is honestly one of the most
disappointing moments in my life.
- I'm having a blast.
Can you believe in less than 24 hours
it'll be our turn in the flight simulator?
- Flight simulator? That sounds cool.
- It's the most intense activity at camp.
- Yeah. Some kids went on it today
and three of them passed out. So hardcore.
I can't wait.
[both squeal]
[both gulp]
- Okay, there's no denying it.
Camp is horrible. We can't stay here.
- And we definitely can't face the flight simulator.
- We have to ask our parents to come and get us.
[both yell]
- [snoring]
- Man, I hate these space sleeping bags.
- Shh!
[phones dialing]
- Hey, dads, I'm just calling to--
- Hi, Mom and Dad.
I have something I need to tell you.
both: Camp is awful. I want to come home.
- Aww, I'm surprised to hear that.
You seemed so excited about it.
- But it sounded like something you would love.
- It's just not anything like what I thought it would be.
- Turns out it's not fun at all.
- I'm sorry to hear that, buddy.
- It's a real shame.
- But your dad and I think that you need
to give camp more of a chance.
- You should spend more time there before giving up on it.
- I'll bet if you stick it out,
you might even find you like it.
- I'll give it more time.
Night, Mom and Dad.
- Bye, dads.
[both sigh]
well, I'm stuck here.
- Me, too.
Our parents don't get how bad camp is,
and it's only going to get worse.
- I can't do that flight simulator, Lincoln.
I won't survive it.
- Well, there's only one thing to do.
We have to escape.
We can take a bus to Liam's and hide out in his barn
for the rest of the week.
- That plan's completely nuts,
and I'm totally in!
- The front gate's the only break in the fence.
That's our way out.
How'd you know to bring camouflage?
- I pack for every occasion.
And yet, I forgot my backup loafers.
- Uh...
Hmm.
Maybe it's a different button?
[alarm sounds]
Whoops! Not that one!
- Not that one, either.
Turn it off, turn it off!
- Cadet Clyde, Cadet Lincoln, what's going on?
- We're looking for our cabin.
Got lost on the way back from the...
little astronaut's room.
- Wow, you guys got really turned around.
Come on. I'll show you.
Hey, Tarreyn, what's that?
- That's the moon rover.
You guys'll get to take it for a spin on day three.
- We could use that to crash through the front gate.
- Here's your cabin
and a map so you don't get lost next time.
- Thank you.
There won't be a next time
'cause we're getting out of here.
Dang it.
We'll be gone before anyone realizes we're missing.
Buckle up, Clyde.
[engine revs]
- Floor it, Lincoln.
- It's already floored.
- [groans]
- Uh, what are you guys doing?
- We were just so excited to drive the moon rover,
we couldn't wait.
- I get that, but it's the middle of the night.
Come on. Back to your cabin.
- Can you, uh, point us in the right direction?
We don't have the map.
- Okay. Back to square one.
Hey, check out this recycling building
at the edge of camp!
- Wow. Their commitment to recycling
is very impressive.
Oh, I see.
The back door lets out into the forest.
- Let's go.
This is the place.
We're almost free.
[grunts] - Hang on.
I think I found the light switch.
- Whoa, even the recycling building is space-themed.
[both groan]
- Welcome to the flight simulator.
- What?
- We really need to work on our map-reading skills.
- Let's get out of here before it starts.
[both grunting]
- Door locks engaged.
Preparing for takeoff.
Please take your seats.
- [grunts]
- Commencing countdown.
Three, two, one.
Blast off!
both: Whoa!
- Your task is to safely navigate
through the asteroid field,
or your ship will be destroyed.
[both scream]
- Right.
Left.
Right. Oh no, sharp left.
Sharp left.
[both scream]
- Direct impact.
Severe damage to core.
Life support system
will shut down unless it's repaired.
- How are we supposed to do that?
- Put on your space suits and exit the ship.
Locate the blinking panel.
Disable it before time expires to complete the mission.
- Okay, Clyde, we can do this.
- 60 seconds remaining.
59, 58, 57, 56...
[heroic music]
- There it is, the control panel.
[siren wailing]
- 20, 19, 18...
- [whimpering]
- Cadet Clyde, initiate Code Leap Frog.
- Roger that.
- [grunts]
- Three, two, one.
both: Whoo-hoo! We did it!
- Mission accomplished.
Deactivating zero gravity.
[both yell]
- Uh, can somebody help us get down now, please?
[rock music playing]
- Huh? Oh, be right there.
- The part where you leapt off the side of the ship,
that was crazy!
- I can't wait for tomorrow.
when they let us try out the jet packs.
Hey, Cadets Lincoln and Clyde.
Your parents just called to say they're coming to get you.
They should be here soon.
[cries]
I'm so sorry camp wasn't right for you.
[sobs]
[both moan]
- Aww, man.
I was actually starting to like it here.
- Me, too.
But I guess we have to leave.
[both sigh]
- Oh, my baby. Are you okay?
We're so sorry for leaving you here.
- Hi, boys.
- Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
- We had a parent huddle and realized
we never should've made you stay.
- Actually, you guys were right.
After a little more time, we realized we like camp.
We shouldn't have given up so quickly.
- Yeah. And to be honest, now we're sad to leave.
- But we asked you to come,
and you drove a long way to get us, so--
- Sweetie, don't worry about us.
If you want to stay, you can stay.
- Really? Are you sure?
- Yes, we're proud of you.
It seems like you both learned an important lesson
about sticking things out.
- Plus, we passed a 24-hour pancake house
that I would not mind trying on the way back.
- That sounds mighty delish.
- Aww.
- Have a great rest of your week, cadets.
We'll see you Saturday.
- Bye, guys! - Bye, dads!
- Whoo-hoo! - Whoo-hoo!
- Dads, wait! Do you have any backup loafers?
- ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪
♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪
♪ In the Loud house - ♪ Loud house
- ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪
♪ That's the way we show our love in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house
♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪
♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪
♪ Stand in line to take a pee ♪
♪ Never any privacy
♪ Chaos with 11 kids
♪ That's the way it always is ♪
♪ In the Loud house