1 00:00:03,133 --> 00:00:04,352 - ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 2 00:00:04,482 --> 00:00:05,483 ♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪ 3 00:00:05,614 --> 00:00:07,746 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 4 00:00:07,877 --> 00:00:09,270 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles 5 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:10,401 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 6 00:00:10,532 --> 00:00:14,405 ♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪ 7 00:00:14,536 --> 00:00:15,580 - ♪ In the Loud house 8 00:00:15,711 --> 00:00:17,060 ♪ In the Loud house 9 00:00:17,191 --> 00:00:18,018 - ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪ 10 00:00:18,148 --> 00:00:19,628 ♪ Is how we show our love 11 00:00:19,758 --> 00:00:21,847 - ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪ 12 00:00:21,978 --> 00:00:23,197 - ♪ One boy and ten girls 13 00:00:23,327 --> 00:00:25,329 ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 14 00:00:25,460 --> 00:00:28,419 - ♪ Loud Loud Loud 15 00:00:28,550 --> 00:00:29,681 ♪ Loud house 16 00:00:29,812 --> 00:00:31,248 - Poo-poo. 17 00:00:34,295 --> 00:00:36,645 [rock music] 18 00:00:36,775 --> 00:00:43,478 ♪ 19 00:00:43,608 --> 00:00:45,567 - Now don't forget, class, 20 00:00:45,697 --> 00:00:48,657 parent-teacher conferences are tonight from 6:00 to 8:00. 21 00:00:48,787 --> 00:00:51,834 Oh, Lincoln, I'm looking forward to seeing your parents. 22 00:00:51,964 --> 00:00:54,619 It's very important that I speak with them. 23 00:00:54,750 --> 00:00:56,621 - [gulp] Uh, but, I-- 24 00:00:56,752 --> 00:00:57,666 - Gotta run. 25 00:00:57,796 --> 00:00:59,668 I'm meeting my mother for vinyasa yoga. 26 00:00:59,798 --> 00:01:03,019 [sighs] She's going to know I haven't been practicing. 27 00:01:03,150 --> 00:01:05,239 Woman can bend like a pretzel. 28 00:01:05,369 --> 00:01:07,763 - Clyde, what could that mean? 29 00:01:07,893 --> 00:01:10,853 - I think vinyasa's the kind of yoga that focuses on flow. 30 00:01:10,983 --> 00:01:13,725 - No, what awful thing is Mrs. J gonna tell my parents? 31 00:01:13,856 --> 00:01:16,206 [gasps] It's probably about the time I called her Mom 32 00:01:16,337 --> 00:01:18,121 instead of Mrs. J. 33 00:01:18,252 --> 00:01:19,253 [gasps] Or the time I fell asleep 34 00:01:19,383 --> 00:01:21,255 during the video about string. 35 00:01:21,385 --> 00:01:23,518 [gasps] Or maybe it's something so bad 36 00:01:23,648 --> 00:01:26,608 I blocked it from my memory. [gasps] 37 00:01:26,738 --> 00:01:29,219 - Here, breathe, buddy.Breathe! 38 00:01:31,439 --> 00:01:33,310 - I dunno why you're freaking out. 39 00:01:33,441 --> 00:01:35,791 We've all called Mrs. Johnson "mom" before. 40 00:01:35,921 --> 00:01:37,358 - [groans] 41 00:01:37,488 --> 00:01:39,708 Sometime between 6:00 and 8:00 tonight, 42 00:01:39,838 --> 00:01:41,666 my life will be over. 43 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:44,756 - Hi, y'all. 44 00:01:44,887 --> 00:01:47,107 Okay, here's the signup sheet for tonight's conferences. 45 00:01:47,237 --> 00:01:49,326 Tell your parents to get here early 46 00:01:49,457 --> 00:01:51,502 'cause it's first come, first served. 47 00:01:53,287 --> 00:01:55,637 - First come, first served? 48 00:01:55,767 --> 00:01:58,248 Maybe there's a way my parents won't have to meet Mrs. J, 49 00:01:58,379 --> 00:01:59,815 but I'm going to need your help. 50 00:01:59,945 --> 00:02:01,208 - You got it, buddy. - No problem. 51 00:02:01,338 --> 00:02:02,687 - You got it, man. - I'm in. 52 00:02:02,818 --> 00:02:06,038 - Lincoln, it's almost 6:00. It's time to go. 53 00:02:06,169 --> 00:02:08,040 - Great, I'm all set. 54 00:02:08,171 --> 00:02:09,955 - Pants? 55 00:02:10,086 --> 00:02:11,957 - What? [groans] 56 00:02:12,088 --> 00:02:13,785 Totally forgot 'em. One sec. 57 00:02:13,916 --> 00:02:15,613 - Hurry, son. 58 00:02:15,744 --> 00:02:17,963 We don't want to be the last ones on the signup sheet. 59 00:02:18,094 --> 00:02:20,618 - Uh, Lincoln? 60 00:02:20,749 --> 00:02:23,099 - Dang it. Almost had it. 61 00:02:24,361 --> 00:02:25,797 [groans] Huh? 62 00:02:25,928 --> 00:02:28,104 [both groan] 63 00:02:28,235 --> 00:02:31,238 [crowd clamoring] 64 00:02:31,368 --> 00:02:33,457 - Aww, we got the last ding-dang slot. 65 00:02:35,285 --> 00:02:37,113 - Welcome, y'all. 66 00:02:37,244 --> 00:02:39,463 Now parents, you stay here and mingle 67 00:02:39,594 --> 00:02:41,335 while you wait to meet with Mrs. Johnson. 68 00:02:41,465 --> 00:02:43,380 And kids... [whistles] 69 00:02:43,511 --> 00:02:46,296 Follow this party train to the cafeteria. 70 00:02:46,427 --> 00:02:49,169 Chugga-chugga-chugga-chug! Chew with your mouth closed. 71 00:02:49,299 --> 00:02:51,127 Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga! 72 00:02:51,258 --> 00:02:53,085 - Hey, you must be Zach's folks. 73 00:02:53,216 --> 00:02:54,783 What a fun use of tinfoil. 74 00:02:54,913 --> 00:02:57,351 - It's to pick up alien signals. 75 00:03:00,310 --> 00:03:02,225 - Okay, phase one was a success. 76 00:03:02,356 --> 00:03:04,227 My parents are the last on the list. 77 00:03:04,358 --> 00:03:05,576 You guys ready for phase two? 78 00:03:05,707 --> 00:03:08,231 - Oh, heck yes. I love that game. 79 00:03:08,362 --> 00:03:10,538 - No, no, no, phase two of the plan. 80 00:03:10,668 --> 00:03:12,192 Getting our parents to stall Mrs. J, 81 00:03:12,322 --> 00:03:14,977 so there won't be any time left for Lincoln's parents. 82 00:03:15,107 --> 00:03:17,806 - Okay, Rusty, your dad is up first. 83 00:03:17,936 --> 00:03:20,374 - Watch and learn, guys. 84 00:03:22,506 --> 00:03:24,987 - Mr. Spokes, you're up, hon. 85 00:03:25,117 --> 00:03:26,902 - Dad, got a hot tip. 86 00:03:27,032 --> 00:03:30,601 Mrs. J's been looking to upgrade her wardrobe. 87 00:03:30,732 --> 00:03:32,037 - Ha-cha! 88 00:03:32,168 --> 00:03:33,474 This is why a good salesman 89 00:03:33,604 --> 00:03:35,606 always carries samples in the car. 90 00:03:39,175 --> 00:03:41,003 - Spokes, you're a genius. 91 00:03:41,133 --> 00:03:42,352 [squeaking] Huh? 92 00:03:44,746 --> 00:03:47,009 - She hates polyester,Rust. 93 00:03:47,139 --> 00:03:49,098 - Why would she not want a timeless material 94 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,405 that never shrinks or wrinkles? 95 00:03:52,536 --> 00:03:54,582 Sorry, Linc, I tried. 96 00:03:54,712 --> 00:03:58,238 - Step aside, Rust. Leave it to the pros. 97 00:03:58,368 --> 00:04:01,980 - Mr. and Mrs. Gurdle, you're up. 98 00:04:02,111 --> 00:04:03,504 Ooh, I love those hats. 99 00:04:03,634 --> 00:04:06,289 It's like walking around with a couple baked taters. 100 00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:08,335 - Mom, Dad, just wanted to warn you. 101 00:04:08,465 --> 00:04:10,859 Mrs. J has been acting strange lately, 102 00:04:10,989 --> 00:04:14,776 even...alien-like. 103 00:04:14,906 --> 00:04:16,430 Well, have fun. 104 00:04:18,693 --> 00:04:21,304 - Mr. and Mrs. Gurdle. Have a seat. 105 00:04:21,435 --> 00:04:23,698 both: We prefer to stand. 106 00:04:25,221 --> 00:04:27,179 - Uh, oh, okay. 107 00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:29,399 Well, Zach's a great student. 108 00:04:29,530 --> 00:04:33,838 Uh, and he has a very active imagination. 109 00:04:33,969 --> 00:04:37,233 Last week he made up a cute story 110 00:04:37,364 --> 00:04:38,930 about the Abominable Snowman 111 00:04:39,061 --> 00:04:42,151 working as a hot dog vendor in Kentucky. 112 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:43,892 - That's not a story. 113 00:04:44,022 --> 00:04:46,024 We're planning a family trip to see him next summer. 114 00:04:46,155 --> 00:04:50,507 - Oh, well, I-- Uh, is that my coffee mug? 115 00:04:50,638 --> 00:04:52,509 -Just grabbing a quick DNA sample. 116 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:54,555 Now, may I see your hands for a moment? 117 00:04:54,685 --> 00:04:55,991 I'd like to harvest a few of your fingernails 118 00:04:56,121 --> 00:04:57,819 for closer inspection. 119 00:04:57,949 --> 00:05:00,604 - [chuckles] 120 00:05:00,735 --> 00:05:02,258 - Sweet! - Awesome. 121 00:05:02,389 --> 00:05:03,781 - Way to go. - Nice job. 122 00:05:03,912 --> 00:05:04,695 - Wow, Zach. 123 00:05:04,826 --> 00:05:06,480 Your parents took up 20 minutes. 124 00:05:06,610 --> 00:05:08,308 Clyde, you're next. What's your plan? 125 00:05:08,438 --> 00:05:11,572 - Oh, don't worry, Lincoln. With my dads, I don't need one. 126 00:05:11,702 --> 00:05:14,879 - Welcome, McBrides. Well, I'll keep it brief. 127 00:05:15,010 --> 00:05:17,969 Clyde is an excellent student and a delight in class. 128 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:19,057 Thank you for coming. 129 00:05:19,188 --> 00:05:20,189 - Actually, we have a few questions 130 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,191 about classroom safety. 131 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,933 Life jackets under the desks, you have them, yes? 132 00:05:25,063 --> 00:05:26,456 - Well, actually-- 133 00:05:26,587 --> 00:05:27,892 - What's the UV rating on these windows? 134 00:05:28,023 --> 00:05:30,025 We assume you provide the students with sunblock. 135 00:05:30,155 --> 00:05:32,288 - Well, Mr. McBride, we-- 136 00:05:32,419 --> 00:05:33,898 - And what about chalk dust levels? 137 00:05:38,903 --> 00:05:41,253 - Nice one, Clyde. Another 30 minutes down. 138 00:05:41,384 --> 00:05:42,472 Liam, ready for your turn? 139 00:05:42,603 --> 00:05:45,649 - Yup, I asked my Mee-Maw to bring Carol Anne, 140 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:48,478 so we'll be as golden as a fresh batch of biscuits. 141 00:05:48,609 --> 00:05:51,873 Especially if Carol Anne finds the present I left in my desk. 142 00:05:52,003 --> 00:05:56,094 - You must be Liam's Mee-Maw. I've heard so much about you. 143 00:05:56,225 --> 00:05:58,445 - Oh, likewise, Mrs. Johnson. 144 00:05:58,575 --> 00:06:01,056 [goat bleats] - Uh, and this is... 145 00:06:01,186 --> 00:06:04,929 - Oh. Carol Anne. She's due any day now. 146 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:06,931 Oh, she'll be fine. 147 00:06:07,062 --> 00:06:09,891 As long as she doesn't eat anything spicy. 148 00:06:10,021 --> 00:06:11,675 [alarm blares] 149 00:06:14,069 --> 00:06:16,680 [goat bleats, yells] 150 00:06:16,811 --> 00:06:20,945 Whoo-whee, we're about to have us some goat babies. 151 00:06:21,076 --> 00:06:24,253 Clear your desk, Mrs. Johnson. We need a birthing bed. 152 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:27,474 [popping, goats bleat] 153 00:06:27,604 --> 00:06:30,302 - Aw, they're so cute. - Congrats, Liam. 154 00:06:30,433 --> 00:06:31,869 - This is great. 155 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,871 Only 15 minutes left until the conferences are over. 156 00:06:34,002 --> 00:06:35,569 - Don't worry, 157 00:06:35,699 --> 00:06:37,527 my parents will take at least that long. 158 00:06:37,658 --> 00:06:40,400 - Stella? - Mom, what are you doing here? 159 00:06:40,530 --> 00:06:42,402 - Your dad just got kicked by an angry mama goat. 160 00:06:42,532 --> 00:06:43,881 - Oh, my gosh. 161 00:06:44,012 --> 00:06:45,274 - We have to take him to urgent care. 162 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,537 - Sorry about your dad, Stella. 163 00:06:47,668 --> 00:06:49,539 Okay, not gonna panic. 164 00:06:49,670 --> 00:06:51,149 I can still find a way out of this. 165 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:52,803 - Louds, you're next. 166 00:06:54,501 --> 00:06:56,416 - [gasps] Oh, no. This is it. 167 00:06:56,546 --> 00:06:58,461 - Oh, be right back, Mr. and Mrs. Loud. 168 00:06:58,592 --> 00:07:00,637 Just going to run to the restroom. 169 00:07:00,768 --> 00:07:02,726 - If only we could keep her from coming back. 170 00:07:02,857 --> 00:07:04,641 - I could make up a diversion. - Are you sure? 171 00:07:04,772 --> 00:07:06,338 I thought deception makes your stomach hurt. 172 00:07:06,469 --> 00:07:08,471 - It's worth a pot of chamomile tea 173 00:07:08,602 --> 00:07:10,038 to keep my bestie out of trouble. 174 00:07:10,168 --> 00:07:12,127 - I'll help. I just like making stuff up. 175 00:07:12,257 --> 00:07:15,260 - Uh, still one problem. Your parents. 176 00:07:15,391 --> 00:07:17,872 They're not going to leave without seeing Mrs. J. 177 00:07:18,002 --> 00:07:20,570 - Hmm! 178 00:07:20,701 --> 00:07:22,485 And that's who they're gonna get. 179 00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:27,664 - What if I say the wrong thing 180 00:07:27,795 --> 00:07:28,926 and your parents catch on to me? 181 00:07:29,057 --> 00:07:30,406 - Don't worry. 182 00:07:30,537 --> 00:07:31,842 I'll be under the desk in case of an emergency. 183 00:07:31,973 --> 00:07:33,278 - Oh, good. 184 00:07:33,409 --> 00:07:34,671 Don't tell my dad, 185 00:07:34,802 --> 00:07:37,195 but I see why Mrs. J digs these natural fibers. 186 00:07:37,326 --> 00:07:38,762 So breathable. 187 00:07:40,590 --> 00:07:41,722 - Mrs. Johnson! 188 00:07:41,852 --> 00:07:43,593 Quick, there's a grammar emergency 189 00:07:43,724 --> 00:07:45,421 that needs immediate attention. 190 00:07:45,552 --> 00:07:47,554 [stomach growls, groans] 191 00:07:47,684 --> 00:07:49,120 - Clyde, it looks like this question 192 00:07:49,251 --> 00:07:50,687 is eating away at you. 193 00:07:50,818 --> 00:07:53,037 I'll help, but only for a second. 194 00:07:53,168 --> 00:07:55,823 I need to finish my last conference. 195 00:07:55,953 --> 00:07:57,868 - Oh, Mrs. Johnson, you're back. 196 00:07:57,999 --> 00:07:59,174 Must've scurried in here quieter 197 00:07:59,304 --> 00:08:00,915 than a fox in a henhouse. 198 00:08:01,045 --> 00:08:02,917 Is that new lipstick? Ooh, I love a bold red. 199 00:08:03,047 --> 00:08:05,310 - [chuckles] 200 00:08:05,441 --> 00:08:07,835 Um, hello. Have a seat. 201 00:08:07,965 --> 00:08:11,099 - So, how's our Lincoln doing? 202 00:08:11,229 --> 00:08:15,277 - Well, uh, he's a good student and that's about it. 203 00:08:15,407 --> 00:08:16,452 Thanks for coming. 204 00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:18,323 - Uh, wow. 205 00:08:18,454 --> 00:08:20,151 This is the fastest parent-teacher conference 206 00:08:20,282 --> 00:08:22,893 we've ever been to, and we've been to a few. 207 00:08:23,024 --> 00:08:25,243 - Well, it's nice to hear that Lincoln's doing well. 208 00:08:25,374 --> 00:08:27,507 Have a good night. 209 00:08:28,943 --> 00:08:31,423 You're reading "A Horse Named Javier"? 210 00:08:31,554 --> 00:08:34,122 My book club can't put it down. What's your favorite part? 211 00:08:34,252 --> 00:08:37,125 - Oh, uh, I liked the part where he was, uh... 212 00:08:37,255 --> 00:08:39,127 [horse neighs] 213 00:08:39,257 --> 00:08:44,480 Galloping, but then he... grew wings and started to fly. 214 00:08:44,611 --> 00:08:47,048 But he said, "No, Javier. 215 00:08:47,178 --> 00:08:50,617 Go back to being a horse again?" 216 00:08:50,747 --> 00:08:53,750 - Hmm. Interesting interpretation. 217 00:08:53,881 --> 00:08:57,058 - Anyway, thanks for coming in. Drive safe. 218 00:08:57,188 --> 00:08:58,799 - Oh, namaste. 219 00:08:58,929 --> 00:09:01,105 I didn't know you were a fellow yogi. 220 00:09:01,236 --> 00:09:03,194 - Huh? - Do you mind taking a look 221 00:09:03,325 --> 00:09:06,720 at my grasshopper pose? I'm not sure I've quite got it. 222 00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:08,852 Might help to see how you do it. 223 00:09:08,983 --> 00:09:10,375 - Thanks for explaining the difference 224 00:09:10,506 --> 00:09:12,116 between further and farther. 225 00:09:12,247 --> 00:09:14,684 I'd love to discuss it further . 226 00:09:14,815 --> 00:09:16,468 - You're welcome, Clyde, 227 00:09:16,599 --> 00:09:18,732 but we should also discuss 228 00:09:18,862 --> 00:09:21,909 what constitutes a grammar emergency. 229 00:09:22,039 --> 00:09:24,738 Now I really have to get back to my conferences. 230 00:09:24,868 --> 00:09:26,696 - Wait, what about who and whom? 231 00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:28,872 Lincoln, we've got a problem. 232 00:09:29,003 --> 00:09:31,745 Mrs. J's heading back to her classroom. 233 00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:33,964 - [groans] Am I doing the legs right? 234 00:09:34,095 --> 00:09:36,271 - Uh, uh... 235 00:09:36,401 --> 00:09:38,839 - Rusty's stuck here. We're sunk. 236 00:09:38,969 --> 00:09:40,797 - Don't worry, guys. I got this. 237 00:09:40,928 --> 00:09:42,930 Will the owner of a white sedan 238 00:09:43,060 --> 00:09:44,888 please report to the parking lot? 239 00:09:45,019 --> 00:09:46,673 Your car is being towed. 240 00:09:46,803 --> 00:09:48,805 - [gasps] My car! 241 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:55,769 [car remote clicks] Oh, Daisy, you're okay. 242 00:09:55,899 --> 00:10:00,077 I guess it was someone else's car. 243 00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:01,688 Dang it. 244 00:10:02,993 --> 00:10:05,387 - Thanks for the assist, Mrs. Johnson. 245 00:10:05,517 --> 00:10:07,041 You are quite the yogi. 246 00:10:07,171 --> 00:10:08,564 - And you should come to my book club. 247 00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:11,306 We could use a fresh perspective. 248 00:10:11,436 --> 00:10:13,047 - Oh, uh, I-- 249 00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:16,964 - Ah! Mrs. J! 250 00:10:19,314 --> 00:10:22,273 both: Rusty? - What is going on, Mr. Spokes? 251 00:10:22,404 --> 00:10:24,275 - Wait. Ow! 252 00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:26,451 This isn't his fault. It's mine. 253 00:10:26,582 --> 00:10:27,888 both: Lincoln? 254 00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:30,717 - I've been stalling the conferences all night 255 00:10:30,847 --> 00:10:32,370 because I was afraid of what Mrs. Johnson 256 00:10:32,501 --> 00:10:33,633 was going to tell you about me. 257 00:10:33,763 --> 00:10:35,504 I'm so sorry, Mrs. J, 258 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:38,986 and I accept whatever punishment you think I deserve. 259 00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:41,423 - I think a week's detention should do the trick. 260 00:10:41,553 --> 00:10:44,208 - Followed by a week of being grounded at home. 261 00:10:44,339 --> 00:10:46,341 - [sighs] - So, Mrs. Johnson, 262 00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:47,908 what were you going to tell us about Lincoln? 263 00:10:48,038 --> 00:10:50,475 - Oh, only that he's a very resourceful 264 00:10:50,606 --> 00:10:52,869 and creative student. 265 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:57,265 And tonight, in a weird way, proves that. 266 00:10:57,395 --> 00:10:58,875 - I'll take it. 267 00:10:59,006 --> 00:11:01,269 - Well, you all have a good evening. 268 00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:03,271 - Now hang on, Mr. Spokes. 269 00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:06,013 I'm afraid you've earned a little punishment yourself. 270 00:11:06,143 --> 00:11:08,276 - [gulps] 271 00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:12,541 - Wow, Agnes, you really have been practicing, 272 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,109 and I love that new lip color. 273 00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:18,852 - Well, thank you, Mother. [strains] 274 00:11:18,982 --> 00:11:24,074 [upbeat music] 275 00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:30,472 ♪ 276 00:11:30,602 --> 00:11:33,780 [rooster crows] 277 00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:35,825 - Good morning, Mr. Coconuts. 278 00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:37,914 - Wow, you're extra chipper today. 279 00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:39,568 What's the occasion, doll? 280 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:43,224 - Today is my first official date with Benny, remember? 281 00:11:43,354 --> 00:11:46,488 - Oh right, how could I forget? 282 00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:48,838 - What should I wear? Maybe these gag glasses? 283 00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:51,058 Always a classic. 284 00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:54,191 Or what about this mini top hat? 285 00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:57,673 [gasps, yells] 286 00:11:57,804 --> 00:11:59,719 - Geez, the hat doesn't look that bad. 287 00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:02,547 - No, look, I have a huge pimple. 288 00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:04,636 I can't let Benny see me like this. 289 00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:07,204 Oh, why didn't you say anything? 290 00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:10,077 - I didn't notice, but I can certainly see it now. 291 00:12:10,207 --> 00:12:12,688 Yowzers! Hello, operator? 292 00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:15,473 Get me NASA. I just discovered a new planet. 293 00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:17,824 - Not helping, Mr. C. 294 00:12:20,304 --> 00:12:22,219 - Okay, take a deep breath. 295 00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:24,004 Pimples are literally no big deal, 296 00:12:24,134 --> 00:12:26,658 and plus, Benny should like you for who you are, 297 00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:28,008 not what you look like. 298 00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:29,618 - Maybe you're right. 299 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:33,578 - Good golly, Miss Molly. That thing's a monster. 300 00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:35,276 - It is? 301 00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:37,017 - Monster, where? 302 00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:41,325 Aw, it's just a zit, but man, is it huge. 303 00:12:41,456 --> 00:12:43,197 Can I pop it? Can I pop it please? 304 00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:45,765 - Uh, popping that beast will spread the bacteria. 305 00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:47,941 - Wait, isn't your date with Benny today? 306 00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:50,247 - Yes, so I've got to get rid of this. 307 00:12:50,378 --> 00:12:52,206 Can you guys help me? 308 00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:54,469 Please? 309 00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:56,471 - I still don't think you should worry about it, 310 00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:59,343 but if it's literally that important to you, I'll help. 311 00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:03,652 According to "16 1/2 Magazine," 312 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,567 this pimple patch should vanish your zit 313 00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:07,395 in five seconds or less. 314 00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:09,527 - Hit me. 315 00:13:09,658 --> 00:13:12,835 - Three, two, one. Rip it. 316 00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:17,666 - Did it work? - Of course it didn't work. 317 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,494 We in the scientific community 318 00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:22,149 refer to these ludicrous claims as malarkey. 319 00:13:22,279 --> 00:13:23,803 - [groans] 320 00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:26,066 - But don't fret. I've got your back. 321 00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:28,982 [beep, machine whirrs] 322 00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:31,506 - Ah! 323 00:13:31,636 --> 00:13:33,856 - [gasps] Is this safe? 324 00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:36,032 - In the hands of a skilled professional like me, 325 00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:37,817 you have nothing to worry about. 326 00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:41,298 - [yelling] 327 00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:46,477 - Dang it. - Oopsie daisy. 328 00:13:46,608 --> 00:13:49,306 This skilled professional owes you a scrunchy. 329 00:13:49,437 --> 00:13:51,743 - And some lumber for a new mug! 330 00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:53,528 - [panting] 331 00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:56,357 [whistle blows] 332 00:13:56,487 --> 00:13:57,880 - Faster! 333 00:13:58,011 --> 00:14:00,404 Do you wanna sweat that nasty pimple out or what? 334 00:14:00,535 --> 00:14:03,103 - Are you sure this is gonna work? 335 00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:06,236 - Margo's older cousin said it does, so it has to be true. 336 00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:09,370 - [yells] 337 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:12,329 - Wait, Margo's cousin also said the Jaguars 338 00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:14,636 were gonna win the title this year and they beefed it again. 339 00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:16,507 Yeah, sorry. - [groans] 340 00:14:16,638 --> 00:14:20,207 - Spirits of skincare, take this cookie. 341 00:14:20,337 --> 00:14:22,687 I mean, human heart 342 00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:25,734 in exchange for the removal of Luan's pimple. 343 00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:31,348 - Oh. 344 00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:34,090 - Sorry, Luan, the spirits seem to be busy. 345 00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:36,745 - Yeah, it must be zit season. 346 00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:39,704 - Rip Hardcore says that frozen meat 347 00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:41,619 reduces swelling for bug bites, 348 00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,534 so maybe it works for pimples too. 349 00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:45,101 [dog barks] 350 00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:47,669 - No, Charles. That's not for you. 351 00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:50,280 - [yelling] 352 00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:54,894 - Yowzers! 353 00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:56,896 That thing's takin' up so much real estate on your face, 354 00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:59,463 you might wanna think about charging it rent. 355 00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:01,335 - Oh, what am I going to do? 356 00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:03,119 My date's in a half an hour 357 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:06,122 and I'm no closer to getting rid of this thing. 358 00:15:06,253 --> 00:15:08,385 - Guess you'll just have to trust he likes you, 359 00:15:08,516 --> 00:15:10,126 zits or not. 360 00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:11,954 - Wait, if we can't get rid of it, 361 00:15:12,085 --> 00:15:14,391 maybe we can cover it up. 362 00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:20,876 - Hmm, I'm gonna need you to back up, sweetie. 363 00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:23,270 - Miguel is the makeup master. 364 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,402 You should've seen how he transformed Scoots 365 00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:27,970 for the Sunset Canyon Formal. 366 00:15:28,101 --> 00:15:30,059 - A little finishing spray and voila. 367 00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:32,757 Dazzling and date-ready. How much do you love it? 368 00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:34,759 - I can't even see the zit. - Spectacular. 369 00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:38,067 - Thanks Miguel. You really are the master. 370 00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:41,027 - Oh, thank you for providing the canvas. 371 00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:42,724 Here are some samples in case you need a touch up 372 00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:44,160 during your date. 373 00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:46,206 - Hey, ya can do something about this burn? 374 00:15:46,336 --> 00:15:47,859 Her sweetheart might be bringing my sweetheart 375 00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:51,080 along for the date. 376 00:15:51,211 --> 00:15:52,952 - Love a girl who can rock a petticoat. 377 00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:55,258 I think we can fix up your noggin. 378 00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:57,347 - [groans] 379 00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:00,307 - [coughs] 380 00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:03,875 Lola, how many perfume samples did you take? 381 00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:06,835 - What? The sign said help yourself. 382 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,880 - [gasps] We're here. 383 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:11,492 You guys are the best. Thanks again for your help. 384 00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:12,754 - Have a great date. - You got this. 385 00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:14,277 - Benny's a lucky dude. 386 00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:17,019 - Wait! Anyone got a breath mint? 387 00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:19,587 [all coughing] 388 00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:22,068 - So what's on the agenda? 389 00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:23,808 I saw a photo booth back there. 390 00:16:23,939 --> 00:16:25,593 We should jump in and give it a go. 391 00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:27,769 - And memorialize this gross thing forever? 392 00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:29,423 I don't think so. 393 00:16:29,553 --> 00:16:30,641 [gasps] There he is. 394 00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:33,340 [romantic music] 395 00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:36,734 ♪ 396 00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:39,172 - Hey, Benny. - Hi, Luan. 397 00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:41,565 These are for you. They're from our garden. 398 00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:43,524 - Wow, daisies. 399 00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:46,701 [sniffs] Ah, they smell so fresh. 400 00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:49,660 - And this is for you, my lady. 401 00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:52,315 - [gasps] Oh, wow, wood polish. 402 00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:54,709 Mmm, smells so musty. 403 00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:56,667 - So, Luan, you ready for a fun day? 404 00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:58,104 - Are you kidding me? 405 00:16:58,234 --> 00:16:59,801 She's been counting down the seconds. 406 00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:02,369 - [chuckles] 407 00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:08,984 - Hoo, oh, paddle boats are way harder than I thought. 408 00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:11,247 I'm getting a little sweaty here. 409 00:17:11,378 --> 00:17:13,728 - Oh, no. Am I sweating, too? 410 00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:17,036 [gasps] Oh, uh, don't go anywhere. 411 00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:18,950 I'll be back in a splash. 412 00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:21,823 [chuckles] 413 00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:23,651 - Luan's hilarious. 414 00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:25,957 You just never know what she's going to do next. 415 00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:28,786 - Indeed, Benjamin. She's a keeper. 416 00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:32,703 - Oh, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up. 417 00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:34,053 - Hey, Luan. 418 00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:35,706 Are you having the best time ever? 419 00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:38,840 - No, the worst. I sweated all my makeup off. 420 00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:40,972 Can you bring me those makeup samples from Miguel 421 00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:43,105 and meet me in the park bathroom? 422 00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:44,759 [all gasp] 423 00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:47,022 - Lola used up all the makeup! - What? 424 00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:48,067 Mr. Sprinkles wanted to see 425 00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:49,677 what he'd look like as a princess. 426 00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:51,070 Dashing, I might add. 427 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,375 - [sighs] 428 00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:53,985 Just grab my emergency clown bag 429 00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:56,771 in the trunk and hurry. 430 00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:58,816 - Look, the photo booth is open. 431 00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:00,383 We could snap a few. 432 00:18:00,514 --> 00:18:03,386 - [groans] Not now, Mr. C. 433 00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:06,215 - Hey Luan, is this the right bag? 434 00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:07,390 Yup. 435 00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:08,957 - Sorry, Lincoln. 436 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,960 Now where's my face paint? 437 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,701 [upbeat music] 438 00:18:13,831 --> 00:18:15,094 [horn honks] 439 00:18:15,224 --> 00:18:17,096 - [chuckles] Love the new look. 440 00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:19,185 - Oh, you know me. 441 00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:21,883 Always clowning around. 442 00:18:22,013 --> 00:18:24,581 - Wow, Benny, this picnic is so nice. 443 00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:26,322 - Care for a macaron? 444 00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:27,932 My mom and I made them last night. 445 00:18:28,063 --> 00:18:29,891 - Yes, please. 446 00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:32,589 - And he bakes? Hang on to this one. 447 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:36,245 - Hey, look, a clown. - I'm gonna get you. 448 00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:37,855 - Um, I'll be right back. 449 00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:42,077 [children cheering, laughing] 450 00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:44,471 - Turns out it wasn't a great idea to dress like a clown 451 00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:46,212 in a park full of small children. 452 00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:48,953 I need a new cover for my zit. - Copy that. 453 00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:52,392 Cover, cover, cover. 454 00:18:52,522 --> 00:18:54,133 - Get your Flippees here. 455 00:18:54,263 --> 00:18:56,700 Now also serving hot dogs. 456 00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:59,877 And for a limited time, cotton candy. 457 00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:01,923 - [snap] 458 00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:03,272 - Ho, ho, ho. 459 00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:05,361 Got any more of those cookies for Santa? 460 00:19:05,492 --> 00:19:08,103 - Wow, all the way from the North Pole. 461 00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:09,887 Wanna play some chess? 462 00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:13,195 Hmm. 463 00:19:13,326 --> 00:19:14,457 [fly buzzes] 464 00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:16,807 - [groaning] 465 00:19:16,938 --> 00:19:19,462 [gasps] 466 00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:21,638 [chuckles] 467 00:19:21,769 --> 00:19:24,424 Hmm, if I move my bishop here... 468 00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:28,384 And just leave your rook flapping in the breeze? 469 00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:32,345 But then Luan will probably move her queen there. 470 00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:35,391 - Hey, scram, would ya? This is my turf. 471 00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:38,002 - Sorry. Gotta pee real quick. 472 00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:41,615 - Oh, oh, okay. We'll be here. 473 00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:42,964 - What do you think of my new look? 474 00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:44,574 Too corny? 475 00:19:44,705 --> 00:19:46,533 - No, I love it. 476 00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:49,579 Okay, I finally made my move. It's your turn. 477 00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:50,885 - Hmm. 478 00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:52,147 [horse whinnies] Huh? 479 00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:57,631 - Looks like somebody's got a crush. 480 00:19:57,761 --> 00:19:58,980 - Uh oh. 481 00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:01,069 Sorry, I, uh, gotta go, uh, charge my phone. 482 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,636 - But you just got back, 483 00:20:02,766 --> 00:20:04,638 and we don't have that much time left. 484 00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:07,293 - Won't be long. 485 00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:09,991 [yelling] 486 00:20:11,035 --> 00:20:14,474 [grunts, horse whinnies] 487 00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:19,870 Oh, no. [grunts] 488 00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:22,177 Mayday. I need your help. 489 00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:23,831 - Okay, everybody. On the count of three. 490 00:20:23,961 --> 00:20:25,485 One, two, three. 491 00:20:25,615 --> 00:20:28,401 - Whoa! 492 00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:30,533 - Are you okay? - I've been better. 493 00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:32,622 - Luan? 494 00:20:32,753 --> 00:20:35,843 - Benny at 6:00! [grunts] 495 00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:37,453 - Everybody, form a wall. 496 00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:43,590 - Uh, hey, Luan, and all of Luan's siblings, 497 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,461 is everything okay? 498 00:20:45,592 --> 00:20:48,116 I'm really sorry, but my mom is on her way to pick me up. 499 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,640 - No, I'm sorry. 500 00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:53,339 Today was supposed to be about spending time together, 501 00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:55,471 but now our date is almost over, 502 00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:57,517 and I've spent the whole time hiding from you. 503 00:20:57,647 --> 00:21:00,911 - Why have you been hiding? - Oh, I'll show you. 504 00:21:01,042 --> 00:21:02,435 - What? - No! 505 00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:05,307 - Guys, it's okay. 506 00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:08,092 I've been hiding this. 507 00:21:08,223 --> 00:21:09,790 - [yells] 508 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,182 - I understand if you don't want 509 00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:12,575 to hang out with me anymore. 510 00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:14,229 I mean, who wants to date a girl 511 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,449 with a gross pimple on her cheek, right? 512 00:21:16,579 --> 00:21:17,754 - Um, I do. 513 00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:19,147 I don't care if you have a pimple. 514 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,583 You're still you. 515 00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:22,368 You're sweet, you crack me up, 516 00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:24,457 and you're so much fun to hang out with. 517 00:21:24,587 --> 00:21:26,763 - Oh. [chuckles] 518 00:21:26,894 --> 00:21:28,722 - So romantic. 519 00:21:28,852 --> 00:21:30,811 You wouldn't happen to have a little brother, would you? 520 00:21:30,941 --> 00:21:33,901 - All right, let's go. 521 00:21:34,031 --> 00:21:36,643 - Pimples are no big deal. They're just a part of life. 522 00:21:36,773 --> 00:21:38,209 - You're right. 523 00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:39,863 Thanks for making me feel better. 524 00:21:39,994 --> 00:21:42,779 I'm sorry I wasted our whole date obsessing about this. 525 00:21:42,910 --> 00:21:44,651 - Well, we still have five minutes 526 00:21:44,781 --> 00:21:46,130 before my mom gets here. 527 00:21:46,261 --> 00:21:48,002 - Ooh. I know what we should do. 528 00:21:48,132 --> 00:21:50,483 [camera shutter clicks] 529 00:21:50,613 --> 00:21:52,093 [both laugh] 530 00:21:52,223 --> 00:21:53,790 - Wow, these turned out great. 531 00:21:53,921 --> 00:21:55,401 I'm gonna hang a copy in my locker. 532 00:21:55,531 --> 00:21:57,490 - I was thinking the same thing. 533 00:21:57,620 --> 00:21:59,143 - I had a really nice time with you today. 534 00:21:59,274 --> 00:22:00,797 - Me too. 535 00:22:00,928 --> 00:22:03,452 [machine beeps] both: What the... 536 00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:05,149 [ominous music] 537 00:22:06,586 --> 00:22:11,591 - ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪ 538 00:22:11,721 --> 00:22:13,897 ♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪ 539 00:22:14,028 --> 00:22:16,683 ♪ In the Loud house - ♪ Loud house 540 00:22:16,813 --> 00:22:19,250 - ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪ 541 00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:23,080 ♪ That's the way we show our love in the Loud house ♪ 542 00:22:23,211 --> 00:22:24,604 - ♪ Loud house 543 00:22:24,734 --> 00:22:25,909 ♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪ 544 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:27,389 ♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪ 545 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:28,347 ♪ Stand in line to take a pee ♪ 546 00:22:28,477 --> 00:22:30,044 ♪ Never any privacy 547 00:22:30,174 --> 00:22:32,481 ♪ Chaos with 11 kids 548 00:22:32,612 --> 00:22:34,309 ♪ That's the way it always is ♪ 549 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:35,441 ♪ In the Loud house