- ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪
♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪
♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪
- ♪ In the Loud house ♪
♪ In the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪
♪ Is how we show our love ♪
- ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ One boy and ten girls ♪
♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪
- ♪ Loud Loud Loud ♪
♪ Loud house ♪
- Poo-poo.
[heavy rock music]
♪ ♪
- And the Royal Woods Roller Queens
have done it again!
- Whee! [all cheering]
- [howls]
Hey, guys, want to celebrate our win at the Burpin' Burger?
- Sounds great! Mind if I invite Elliott?
[grunts] - Oh, yeah!
Can I bring Theo?
[grunts] - What about Alice?
- Oh! - And Kaito?
♪ ♪
- Uh, who now?
[cheering]
- Do it, Margo! - Go, go, go!
[sighing wistfully]
- Are those, like, your dates?
- Yeah. - Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
- When did that happen?
- I don't know. - Just kinda did.
- Like yesterday. - During halftime.
- Right.
Well, I was thinking this would be a team celebration
[all "aww"ing]
- I but I guess those guys can come too.
- Whoo! - I can't wait!
- One Fire-in-the-Belly Burger with extra dragon sauce.
You know, Lynn, you're the only customer who's been brave enough
to order this. - Iron gut, baby!
[excited chattering]
- Okay, guess I'll just sit in the next booth.
[groans]
- [laughing]
- Guess I can sit in the kiddie section.
[straining]
[laughter]
So, Maddie, that was a killer C-block in our last jam--
Uh, Maddie?
Maddie?
[groans]
Lainey, how's that rink rash feeling?
Think mine's turning the corner.
- Aw, you're so cute as a chipmunk!
- Nuh-uh! [giggles]
You are! [both giggling]
- Oh, cool filter!
You guys seen the one that makes you breathe fire?
Ah!
Hey! - [laughing]
- [grunts]
[melancholy music]
[excited chatter] I'm out of here, guys.
Guess I'll catch you later. - Wait!
Don't you want to come to Gus's Games and Grub with us?
- Heck yeah!
Which one of you clowns wants to take me on
at the Dunkster3000?
Swoosh. [video game music]
[grunts] Swoosh.
Boom, baby! New record!
Whoo! Number one!
Up top!
[eagle cries, wind blows]
- Oh, oh, oh, oh, you're almost there!
J--oh, right there, just grab--
Oh! - Elliott, I'll win you that
stuffed triceratops if it's the last thing I do.
- Ugh.
[machines whirring]
both: One, two, three, go!
Ooh, ooh!
Oh, yeah!
Ooh, ooh! Oh, yeah!
- [laughs] Perfect! Just like you.
- No, you are.
Victory hug!
[both moan] - Ugh.
Who wants to go to my house after this?
I got a new sports injury compilation DVD!
- Oh, well, that sounds fun, but it's couples' night
at the Cineplex.
- Two for one. [laughter]
- Ugh.
"Two for one." Puh.
Whatever! [groans]
- Up next, you won't want to miss this water polo oh-no.
[ball thwacks, person screams]
- Ooh. - Ah!
- This looks gruesome. May I join?
- Oh, uh, hey, Lucy.
Ugh. Sure.
- Yikes, and that's why you always wear a helmet.
- Is something wrong? - No!
It's just, everyone on my roller derby team
is suddenly in a couple.
And I'm just this lame third wheel!
- Wow.
I didn't know you wanted to start dating.
- I don't.
I'm not into that romance junk.
I mean, I thought I had a crush once,
but it turned out, I was just dehydrated.
- Hmm. It sounds like you're worried
your friends are going to leave you behind.
- Yeah, I guess that's it.
Ugh!
But who says I gotta be left behind?
No one puts Loud on the bench!
If everyone else is gonna couple up,
I will too.
[ball thwacks, person screams]
- Maybe I'll just finish this first.
♪ ♪
[bell rings]
All right, time to scout myself a date.
Let's see who can keep up with Lynn Loud.
♪ ♪
On your mark, get set, go!
[air horn blares]
[panting]
What? [grunts]
Huh?
- Forget this.
There's no way we can beat her.
- Huh.
Guess I gotta try something else.
[all groaning]
- [yawns]
- Ah! - Oh, come on, man.
Were you even trying?
Ugh, I'm sorry, you're just, like, really, really strong.
- Thanks. I never skip arm day.
- Ah!
- Okay, well, this isn't working.
Time to change up my strategy.
Free burgers! Help yourselves!
[all munching]
- What's the catch?
- Oh, no catch.
Just wanted to see who can...
handle the heat.
[all moaning]
- [coughing]
- Wow. This is good.
Can I have another?
- Even better, you can go out with me.
- Wait, what?
- You know, like go to my roller derby games
and hang out with my friends and me.
- Can we also get more burgers? - Deal.
[snorting]
Lynn. - Dexter.
♪ ♪
- And the Royal Woods Roller Queens have done it again!
[cheering]
- We crushed it again! - Yes!
- Oh!
Mmm! The sweet smell of victory.
- Yeah, great win, guys.
Should we go celebrate at the Burpin' Burger?
- Good idea.
Mind if I invite my boyfriend?
- [slurping]
- Whoo, Lynn!
Huh?
Go, Lynn!
[all squealing]
- Ugh, Lynn, we are so happy for you.
- Being in a couple is so much fun.
You're going to love it.
- [squeals]
- Yay! - Go, Lynn!
- One Fire-in-the-Belly Burger,
and one cookie dough shake, extra chunky.
- Just the way I like it.
[excited chattering]
- Is that cookie dough?Sweet!
- No, that's mine!
- Aren't you going to split it?
- That's what couples do!
- Oh, of course. [chuckles]
I was just playing.
But if any cookie chunks get stuck in that straw,
I call dibs.
So guys, I was thinking about our next match
against the Fern Valley Ferrets--
[laughter]
- Oops, got a little mustard on your nose,
you messy bessy.
- [shudders]
Huh? Ah!
- Ow. - What the heck, dude?
- Sorry, you had some milkshake on your face.
- Maybe I was saving it for later, huh?
Think about that?
You silly billy. [chuckles]
♪ ♪
Whoa. Ah.
[straining]
- Hey, Lynn, want to play ping-pong?
- Chuh-yeah!
I'll grab us some paddles. - Make it four.
I was thinking we could play doubles.
Kaito and me against you and Dexter!
- Uh, who now?
- [strains] Ah!
[grunts]
- Oh, right. [chuckles] The only ball and chain.
Sure, why not?
[heavy rock music]
Got it!
- [grunts]
- That was amazing! Just like you.
- No, you are! Victory hug!
[both moan]
[both laughing]
- [groans]
You guys really don't have to do that after every point.
- [laughing]
[video game music]
Yes! [laughs]
Yeah! [laughs]
- Oh.
Ah, yeah, free skate!
Who wants to race?
- Grab a partner, folks!
It's time for Couples' Skate!
- Wait, what?
- [sighs]
- [grunts]
[upbeat pop music]
- Isn't this fun, Lynn?
- So fun. - [groaning]
♪ ♪
- [laughs] - Ow! Hey!
- ♪ Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm ♪
- Ugh, why does that kid get to have all the fun?
♪ ♪
Aw, yeah, Dairyland!
This was such a good idea, guys.
I can't wait to check out the new Cattle Battle.
Oh, oh, oh! I might even try to beat
my personal puke record on the Curdler!
- Maybe next time.
Today's all about the new Sweetheart Land!
- We've planned an awesome day:
sharing hot chocolate at the Cocoa Corner...
- Holding hands on Fly Me to the Moo...
- Sunset raft rides through the Tunnel of Butter.
- Just think, that'll be you and Dexter!
- Ugh.
Hey, can we talk? Privately?
[all "ooh"]
- Ugh.
There's probably a way you're supposed to do this,
but I don't know it, so, uh, yeah.
We gotta break up. - What?
- Look, it's nothing personal,
but the only reason I asked you out
is because all my friends are doing the couples thing
and I don't want to be left out.
- Late bloomer, huh?
That's rough. - Bro!
- Oh, ooh, um, sorry.Sorry.
- The thing is, this mushy coupley stuff isn't for me,
and I can't keep trying to fake it.
[sighs]
I'm just sorry if you've, you know,
fallen head over heels in love with me or something.
- Um, actually, I only said yes to dating you
so my friends would stop razzing me
about not having a girlfriend.
- Ooh.
[chuckles] Totally get it.
- Dude! Private conversation!
- Oh, yeah, yeah. My bad. My bad.
Moo-ving on.
- Wow, well, I definitely didn't see that coming,
but I guess I'm glad I'm not the only lame-o here.
- [laughs] Who says we're lame
for not being into all that romance junk?
Maybe our friends are the weird ones.
[laughter, excited chatter]
both: Definitely.
[laughter]
- All right, one cookie dough milkshake.
- A-thank you, sir.
- Hey, Lynn!
We didn't see you come in! Sit with us!
- Ah, that's okay.
I know you're all doing your couple thing,
so I'm just gonna hang in the kiddie section.
- [laughs]
- Oh, I'm ready for you this time, buddy!
[rock music]
Ahh.
Let's do this.
♪ ♪
Ah! [laughter]
[together] Be right back!
- Missed me, chump!
[excited chatter] - Missed me!
- Get him, get him, get him!
[upbeat rock music]
♪ ♪
[bell rings]
[light music]
[bright chime]
- Oops. Sorry, Emma.
- No worries, Clyde. - [sighs]
- Okay, dance committee,
let's recap everyone's duties for the big Valentine's shindig!
Miss Chloe, how are those tunes coming?
- Great! I convinced my sister
to DJ for us.
This is her playing Sunset Canyon's Winter Formal.
- Ooh, she had those seniors shaking their rumps!
Good job, Chlo-Chlo!
Okay, now, Emma, honey,
how are we doing with the decorations?
- Great!
Ryker has been helping me with the glitter.
- [coughs]
- It's basically going to be a sparkle explosion!
[laughs]
- [sighs]
[upbeat pop music]
- Clyde! - Clyde!
Clyde, sugar, have you decided what you're gonna fix
for the dessert table?
- Huh? Oh. [chuckles]
Oh, right. Dessert table.
I thought I'd keep it simple but elegant.
I've prepared samples. Anyone want to try?
- Yes, please! - I do! I do!
- Here you go, Emma.
[bright chime]
[sighs] [bell rings]
- Okay, my little cherubs, I'll see y'all Friday
to set up for the big night!
Don't forget your dancing shoes! Ooh, ooh!
[bell rings]
- Ask Emma to the dance. Ask Emma to the dance!
[sighs]
[clears throat] Excuse me.
- So you wanna ask Emma to the dance, huh?
- Gah! You can read my mind?
- Nah, it's just kind of obvious.
So what's the holdup?
- I'm worried she might say no.
I'd be heartbroken. And humiliated!
I can't ask without being 100% sure she likes me.
- Relax!
Let me go find out if she digs you.
- Uh, no offense, but you'd be super obvious about it.
There's gotta be a discreet way to find out if she likes me.
Right?
- For sure, and we can totally help.
[exciting music]
- Bye! - See you, Chloe!
- Okay, it's go time.
- What's the plan,Rustman?
Ugh.[sniffs]
Ugh! I smell like piney beef jerky!
- [sniffs]
Sweet, right?
My older cousin told me
if a girl comments on your cologne,
it means she likes you.
- Well, you cousin did have a girlfriend at summer camp,
so... Whoa!
Ahh!
Ahh! Ah. Ahh!
[groaning]
- [sniffs]
Oh, Clyde, I didn't know you wore cologne.
- Yeah, um, it's like a rustic cedar with beefy undertones.
- Cool.
- Boom! She totally likes you, man.
- She did notice the cologne.
But maybe she's just a super smeller, like my cats with tuna.
Sorry, but I just need more evidence.
- [grunts]
♪ ♪
- It's as easy as rhubarb pie.
You just gotta save that seat next to you.
If Emma takes it, she's sweet on you
like honey on a biscuit.
- Wait, how do you know this stuff?
- Oh, 'cause that's how Clucky and Yolko Ono got together.
Clucky was smitten with Yolko
from the moment he laid eyes on her.
So we made a special spot next to him in the coop,
and she took it!
- Well, if it worked for Clucky...
[gasps] She's coming over!
- Quick, quick, play it cool.
- [grunts]
- Hey, Clyde, is that seat free?
- Yes!
Yes, it is! All yours!
[laughs awkwardly]
- Oh, thanks, Clyde.
- Cluck, cluck.
Looks like Emma's smitten too.
[excited chatter]
- Wait, that was the only seat left.
I need more proof.
♪ ♪
- Aren't we a little young to be reading "16 1/2" magazine?
- I borrowed it from Lori.
According to this article, the best way to find out
if someone likes you is by asking to borrow a pen.
If the person gives you a fancy pen,
like a light-up or pompom one, they like you.
If they lend you a normal pen, you're just friends.
And if they give you a pencil, they don't like you at all.
both: Ooh!
- Ow. - Let's do this!
♪ ♪
Hi, Emma. I seem to have lost my pen.
Do you have one I can borrow?
- Sure. Let me just grab my case.
Here, you can borrow... this one.
- [shuddering]
all: Whoa!
- Light-up and pompom?
Looks like you're golden, buddy.
Are you gonna ask Emma to the dance now?
- I don't know.
It's a really fancy pen,
but what if it was just the first one she saw?
- Come on, Clyde. - Come on, dude.
- I'm still worried she might say no.
I just wish I could see the future!
- Actually, thanks to my granny, I might be able to help.
- Your granny taught you how to read tea leaves?
- Yep. She's the master.
She saw an oak tree in her oolong tea
and predicted we'd move to Royal Woods.
- [slurping]
- Cup, please.
♪ ♪
- Well, what do you see?
- I see a meatball sub.
- That's not a sub.
It's Clyde at the Valentine's dance
It kind of looks like you're wearing...
a chef's outfit?
- Hmm. That's odd.
But I do own one. What else?
- You're happy, and you're dancing with someone.
[gasps] A girl with brown hair!
- It's Emma!
[cheering]
- Now are you ready to ask her?
- Heck yeah!
And I came up with a plan based on one of my favorite movies,
"Il Ballo Finale."
But I'll need your help to pull it off.
- Do we get to dress up like zombies?
- Not quite.
[both inhale deeply]
[playing fanfare]
- [gasps] - Huh?
[laughing] - Huh?
♪ ♪
[both grunt]
- Emma, will you be my date to the Valentine's dance?
- I'm really sorry, Clyde,
but I just want to be friends.
[echoing] Friends.
- [gasps]
[playing dirge]
♪ ♪
- [panting]
Go, go, go!
- What's wrong, sweetie?
Are you hiding from someone?
- I'm hiding from everyone!
I got rejected in front of the entire school!
It was humiliating!
I can never go back.
- But Clyde, isn't the Valentine's dance tonight?
You were really looking forward to it.
- And what about all those desserts
you've been prepping all week?
- I'm not going to the dance. - [gasps]
- I resigned from the committee and gave Cheryl the number
for Jacques' Bakery.
But honey... - [sighs]
I don't really want to talk about it anymore.
I just want to go home.
[sighs]
[romantic music] Hmm?
♪ ♪
- Graziana, will you go
to the Valentine's Ball with me, huh?
- Yes. I would love nothing more!
- Oh! - Dads!
Why are you watching this?
Please turn it off!
- Ah, not that one.
I'm sorry, pumpkin.
I thought "Il Ballo Finale" was one of your favorites.
- It was, until today.
[moans]
♪ ♪
[phone chimes]
- Hey, buddy, I really hope you're coming to the dance.
[phone chimes]
- Where are you at, dog?
You're missing all the fun!
[phone chimes]
- Principal Huggins Teepee just fell in the pinch bowl.
[phone chimes]
Dang auto correct. Toupee.
His toupee just fell in the punch bowl.
[phone ringing]
- Hey, sweetie?
It's Cheryl calling.
I know you don't want to talk to anyone from school,
but she said it was urgent.
- [sighs]
Hi, Cheryl.
- Sorry to bug you, sugar bun.
I know you resigned from the dance committee,
but we have got a 9-1-1!
The bakery delivered the wrong cake.
I'm real happy for the new mommies,
but we cannot serve baby shower cake at a Valentine's dance!
Is there any way you could come fix it?
- I'm sorry, Cheryl, but no. - Please?
You're the only one who can get us out of this pickle.
- [sighs]
[cheering]
[dubstep music]
♪ ♪
[shimmering]
- [breathes deeply]
♪ ♪
Psst. It's me, Clyde.
- Ooh, I love the stache!
It's like a little caterpillar died on your face.
Can you fix it? - Hmm.
It's not going to be easy,
but I think I can do it.
Ow!
[exciting music]
♪ ♪
Whew. - It is gorgeous!
Do you want me to cut you a little slice for the road?
- No, thank you. I should get going.
- Well, all right.
Mmm. [chuckles]
Oh, Cheryl, what are you doing?
- Clyde? - Hmm?
[accented] Clyde? Who is Clyde?
My name is Jacques.
I am the baker of the cake.
Oh!
- [laughs]
You're funny.
Hey, um, I wanted to tell you something.
- [sighs] Go ahead.
You're probably just gonna tease me
about my big rejection, right?
- Tease you? No way.
I wanted to tell you that your dance proposal was really sweet.
It must have taken so much courage
to put yourself out there like that.
- Oh, thanks.
- And that Italian Cassata cake you asked her out with
looked amazing!
You could totally be a contestant
on "Operation Dessert Storm."
- That's my favorite show!
- Mine too!
- So who ended up being your date?
- Oh, no date.
I just came with my friends.
Well, I should head back to the dance.
Have a nice night, Clyde.
- Ask her to dance. Ask her to dance
Chloe, wait!
[panting]
I know the dance is almost over,
but would you like to dancewith me?
- Yeah! That sounds fun.
[upbeat music] I love this song.
- Me too!
After you.
- Go Rusty. Go Rusty.
- Hey, Clyde's here!
- Hey, Clyde. - I'm so glad you're here.
♪ ♪
- Clyde, come dance!
- [laughs]
- Oh, nice Cabbage Patch. [chuckles]
[laughs]
- [panting] Whew!
That made me thirsty.
I'll get us some refreshments.
♪ ♪
- What is-- - [gasps]
Principal Huggins' toupee!
Oh, he's been looking for this all night.
♪ ♪
[laughter]
- ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪
♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪
♪ In the Loud house ♪ - ♪ Loud house ♪
- ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪
♪ That's the way we show our love in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house ♪
♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪
♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪
♪ Stand in line to take a pee ♪
♪ Never any privacy ♪
♪ Chaos with 11 kids ♪
♪ That's the way it always is ♪
♪ In the Loud house ♪