1 00:00:02,636 --> 00:00:04,872 - * Crashing through the crowded halls * 2 00:00:04,938 --> 00:00:06,340 * Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls * 3 00:00:06,407 --> 00:00:07,475 * Just to reach the bathroom on time * 4 00:00:07,541 --> 00:00:08,809 * Leaping over laundry piles * 5 00:00:08,876 --> 00:00:10,278 * Diapers you can smell for miles * 6 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:14,115 * Guy's got to do what he can to survive * 7 00:00:14,182 --> 00:00:15,349 - * In the Loud house * 8 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:16,750 * In the Loud house * 9 00:00:16,817 --> 00:00:17,851 - * Duck, dodge, push, and shove * 10 00:00:17,918 --> 00:00:19,387 * Is how we show our love * 11 00:00:19,453 --> 00:00:21,689 - * In the Loud house, in the Loud house * 12 00:00:21,755 --> 00:00:23,023 - * One boy and ten girls * 13 00:00:23,091 --> 00:00:25,025 * Wouldn't trade it for the world * 14 00:00:25,093 --> 00:00:28,129 - * Loud Loud Loud * 15 00:00:28,196 --> 00:00:29,063 * Loud house * 16 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:30,764 - Poo-poo. 17 00:00:34,635 --> 00:00:37,371 [idyllic music] 18 00:00:37,438 --> 00:00:42,643 * * 19 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:45,713 [kids yelling] 20 00:00:45,779 --> 00:00:47,548 - Get back here! - Keep going. 21 00:00:47,615 --> 00:00:49,016 - [laughs] Get it? 22 00:00:49,083 --> 00:00:51,919 - Lynn, check this out. - Who has gout? 23 00:00:51,985 --> 00:00:55,823 - No, I said look at this. - I'm not cooking fish! 24 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:58,859 [kids yelling] 25 00:00:58,926 --> 00:01:01,162 [rock music blaring] 26 00:01:01,995 --> 00:01:02,963 [both sigh] 27 00:01:03,030 --> 00:01:04,465 - Wow, it gets loud-- 28 00:01:04,532 --> 00:01:05,999 in there. What's up? 29 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:08,369 - Remember when I said I needed a new writing challenge 30 00:01:08,436 --> 00:01:10,238 now that my novel is done? - Yes. 31 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:11,939 - And that I was hoping I could make writing 32 00:01:12,005 --> 00:01:13,707 my full-time career? - Yes. 33 00:01:13,774 --> 00:01:15,309 - Ba-bam! 34 00:01:15,376 --> 00:01:17,911 I-I heard Lynn Jr. say that. Anyway, look. 35 00:01:17,978 --> 00:01:19,547 The "Royal Woods Gazette" is looking 36 00:01:19,613 --> 00:01:22,716 for a writer to pen a weekly parenting column. 37 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:23,817 - Wow! 38 00:01:23,884 --> 00:01:24,818 You're the perfect fit for this. 39 00:01:24,885 --> 00:01:27,020 You'll totally slay. 40 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:28,389 I heard Leni say that. 41 00:01:28,456 --> 00:01:29,790 Anyway, you should definitely go for it. 42 00:01:29,857 --> 00:01:31,058 - Thanks, honey. 43 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:32,926 I'm gonna email my resume right away. 44 00:01:32,993 --> 00:01:34,928 [kids yelling, rock music blaring] 45 00:01:34,995 --> 00:01:36,697 Well, in a few minutes. 46 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:38,832 [both sigh] 47 00:01:38,899 --> 00:01:41,169 * La da dee, la da da, la da dum * 48 00:01:41,235 --> 00:01:42,703 [ringtone chimes] Hello? 49 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:44,071 - Rita Loud? 50 00:01:44,138 --> 00:01:45,739 Jesse Hiller from the "Royal Woods Gazette." 51 00:01:45,806 --> 00:01:46,940 Here's the headline: 52 00:01:47,007 --> 00:01:47,875 I think you're a perfect candidate 53 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:49,510 for the columnist job. 54 00:01:49,577 --> 00:01:50,944 Our readers would love to hear 55 00:01:51,011 --> 00:01:53,080 how a mother of 11 keeps it together 56 00:01:53,147 --> 00:01:55,649 in our new column Perfect Parenting. 57 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:58,152 - Hold on. Perfect Parenting? 58 00:01:58,219 --> 00:01:59,720 - Stop the presses. Is there a problem? 59 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:02,590 [kids yelling] 60 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:06,059 - Poo-poo. [whistle blows] 61 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,928 - [sighs] No problem at all. 62 00:02:07,995 --> 00:02:09,897 If you want perfect parenting advice, 63 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,499 you've come to the right place. 64 00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:12,833 - Wonderful! 65 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:13,967 Then the last step is going on the record 66 00:02:14,034 --> 00:02:16,069 with an in person interview. - Great. 67 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,538 Just tell me when it's convenient, 68 00:02:17,605 --> 00:02:18,972 and I'll come by your office. 69 00:02:19,039 --> 00:02:21,842 - Oh, no. I want to see you in action. 70 00:02:21,909 --> 00:02:23,211 Like the "Gazette's" afternoon delivery, 71 00:02:23,277 --> 00:02:24,912 I'll be on your doorstep at 3:00. 72 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:26,780 - Aah! I mean great. 73 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:28,849 See you then. 74 00:02:28,916 --> 00:02:30,150 [sighs] No problem. 75 00:02:30,218 --> 00:02:31,719 I've totally got this. 76 00:02:31,785 --> 00:02:32,853 [explosion] 77 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:34,522 - I'm okay! 78 00:02:34,588 --> 00:02:36,990 Do we have any industrial strength glue? 79 00:02:37,057 --> 00:02:38,459 - I can't stress enough 80 00:02:38,526 --> 00:02:40,594 how important this interview is, kids. 81 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,129 I really want this job, 82 00:02:42,196 --> 00:02:44,865 so I need you all of you to be perfect. 83 00:02:44,932 --> 00:02:47,067 [kids groaning] - Are you kidding me? 84 00:02:47,134 --> 00:02:48,802 - Being good is hard enough. 85 00:02:48,869 --> 00:02:50,704 I don't know if we can reach perfect. 86 00:02:50,771 --> 00:02:53,040 - [imitates buzzer] Spoiler: we can't. 87 00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:54,575 - Sigh. - Ga-ga. 88 00:02:54,642 --> 00:02:55,976 - This is worrisome. - Highly impractical. 89 00:02:56,043 --> 00:02:57,511 - Okay, okay. How about this? 90 00:02:57,578 --> 00:02:59,112 If I get the job, 91 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:02,716 I'll take you to Jean-Juan's French Mex Buffet 92 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:04,285 for a celebration dinner. 93 00:03:04,352 --> 00:03:06,487 [kids gasp] - You can count on us, Mom! 94 00:03:06,554 --> 00:03:10,424 - Yeah, we are gonna impress the snot out of this lady! 95 00:03:10,491 --> 00:03:12,560 - Yeah, uh, we don't need an illustration. 96 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:15,028 - Come on, guys, let's go get perfect! 97 00:03:15,095 --> 00:03:16,564 - [laughs] 98 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:18,499 [animals groan] 99 00:03:18,566 --> 00:03:21,969 - Yes, I know bribery isn't perfect parenting, 100 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:24,572 but I want this job. 101 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:26,206 [doorbell rings] 102 00:03:26,274 --> 00:03:29,109 Why, Ms. Hiller, welcome to my home! 103 00:03:29,176 --> 00:03:32,079 - Hello, Rita. Headline: you look lovely. 104 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:34,582 Sub head: your home is immaculate. 105 00:03:34,648 --> 00:03:35,816 - [chuckles] 106 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:37,785 Would you care for a homemade blueberry muffin 107 00:03:37,851 --> 00:03:39,520 or some fresh squeezed lemonade? 108 00:03:39,587 --> 00:03:42,256 - Oh, you really do have it all together, don't you? 109 00:03:42,323 --> 00:03:44,057 Mmm, mmm. 110 00:03:44,124 --> 00:03:46,794 - [yowls] 111 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:48,128 - Mmm. - [sighs] 112 00:03:48,195 --> 00:03:50,498 Would you like to meet my little angels? 113 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:52,466 Oh, children! 114 00:03:52,533 --> 00:03:54,335 - I'm Laurie. - I'm Leni. 115 00:03:54,402 --> 00:03:57,170 - Luna, at your service. - I'm Luan. 116 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,640 - Lynn Loud, Junior. - Lincoln. 117 00:03:59,707 --> 00:04:01,141 - Hello, I'm Lucy. 118 00:04:01,208 --> 00:04:02,910 - Lana. Nice to meet ya. 119 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:05,913 - Lola Loud. Charmed, I'm sure. 120 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:08,849 - Lisa Loud, PhD. - Wi-wee. 121 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:10,484 - Well, aren't you all a delight? 122 00:04:10,551 --> 00:04:11,619 Now tell me, 123 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:13,086 what's it like having a mom like yours? 124 00:04:13,153 --> 00:04:16,524 - Excellent question, dude-- uh, ma'am. 125 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:19,727 I think we can best answer it in song. 126 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:24,432 * Life in the Loud house is like no other * 127 00:04:24,498 --> 00:04:30,504 - * And that's all thanks to our amazing mother * 128 00:04:30,571 --> 00:04:35,108 * * 129 00:04:35,175 --> 00:04:37,545 - * She takes me where I need to be * 130 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,647 - * She helps me with my poetry * 131 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:42,015 - * She's everybody's cup of tea * 132 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:44,418 kids: * She's our amazing mother * 133 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:47,688 * * 134 00:04:47,755 --> 00:04:49,056 - [laughs nervously] 135 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:51,191 - * She helps us with our growing pains * 136 00:04:51,258 --> 00:04:53,260 - * And nourishes our growing brains * 137 00:04:53,327 --> 00:04:55,228 - * You should see her fly a plane * 138 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,398 kids: * She's our amazing mother * 139 00:04:57,465 --> 00:04:59,633 - * She keeps us laughing, never solemn * 140 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:01,835 - * She really makes our lives the bomb * 141 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:04,472 kids: * That's why she should write your column * 142 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:08,175 * We think she's an amazing mom * 143 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:09,577 - Sensational! 144 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:11,379 This reviewer gives you five stars. 145 00:05:11,445 --> 00:05:12,546 [laughs] 146 00:05:12,613 --> 00:05:14,648 - Another flawless performance, children. 147 00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:17,317 Now why don't you head upstairs and play quietly? 148 00:05:17,385 --> 00:05:19,119 - Can we clean our rooms instead? 149 00:05:19,186 --> 00:05:22,089 - [laughs] Of course. 150 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:25,092 - Well, Rita, this afternoon was absolutely perfect! 151 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:27,728 Breaking news: you're hired! 152 00:05:27,795 --> 00:05:29,129 [cheering] 153 00:05:29,196 --> 00:05:31,399 [light applause] 154 00:05:31,465 --> 00:05:33,166 - Thank you, Jesse. [laughs] 155 00:05:33,233 --> 00:05:34,902 I'm speechless. 156 00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:36,870 - That's all right. Save you words for the column. 157 00:05:36,937 --> 00:05:38,105 [humming tune] 158 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,240 [kids cheering] 159 00:05:40,307 --> 00:05:42,009 - Hey, I'm ready for the song-- 160 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:43,577 oh, no, I missed it! 161 00:05:43,644 --> 00:05:46,279 [idyllic music] 162 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,982 - Dear Homework Harpy, remind your children 163 00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:52,252 that they can have fun once their homework is done. 164 00:05:52,319 --> 00:05:55,589 It's a simple rhyme that will increase their productivity. 165 00:05:55,656 --> 00:05:58,459 Dear Manic at Mealtime, if your kids are picky eaters, 166 00:05:58,526 --> 00:06:01,562 just arrange their veggies into a beautiful mosaic, 167 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:04,297 and invite them to eat a masterpiece. 168 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,266 Dear Bathtime Bungler-- 169 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:08,101 Dear Mall Meltdown-- 170 00:06:08,168 --> 00:06:10,137 Dear Potty Training Patsy-- 171 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:12,506 * * 172 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:15,208 - Excuse me. 173 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:18,646 Are you Rita Loud from the Perfect Parenting column? 174 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,481 - Why, yes, I am! 175 00:06:20,548 --> 00:06:22,583 - I read your column every day! 176 00:06:22,650 --> 00:06:25,118 [whispers] I'm Homework Harpy. 177 00:06:25,185 --> 00:06:27,588 [kids yelling] 178 00:06:27,655 --> 00:06:28,922 [loud crash] 179 00:06:28,989 --> 00:06:30,991 Oh, look at those wild children. 180 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:33,260 Where are their parents? 181 00:06:33,326 --> 00:06:35,195 - Well, I'll tell you where they're not. 182 00:06:35,262 --> 00:06:36,997 At home reading my column 183 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:39,132 on how to control your kids in public. 184 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:41,168 - [laughs] That's for sure. 185 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:44,204 Well said, Perfect Parent. 186 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:47,841 - Come on, come on. Let's go. [door chimes] 187 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:51,679 - What about the groceries? - Leave 'em! 188 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:54,314 [kids yelling] 189 00:06:54,381 --> 00:06:57,184 - [clears throat] Windshield cleaner's not free. 190 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,386 That'll be five cents a swipe. 191 00:06:59,453 --> 00:07:02,055 - Ugh! Never mind, Flip. 192 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:04,424 - Excuse me, aren't you Rita Loud 193 00:07:04,492 --> 00:07:06,460 from the Perfect Parenting column? 194 00:07:06,527 --> 00:07:08,496 - Oh, uh--yup, I am. [chuckles] 195 00:07:08,562 --> 00:07:10,230 - Can I get your autograph? 196 00:07:10,297 --> 00:07:12,733 [car alarm and kids yelling] 197 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:15,235 - Actually, no, I'm not Rita Loud. 198 00:07:15,302 --> 00:07:18,606 I'm, uh, Flip's sister, Flo. 199 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:22,142 I'll still sign your ding dang newspaper, chief, 200 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:24,277 but it'll cost you five bucks. 201 00:07:24,344 --> 00:07:26,747 - [laughs uneasily] 202 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:27,915 - Aah! 203 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:32,019 - Whoo-hoo! Movie time. 204 00:07:32,085 --> 00:07:33,053 [kids cheering] [phone buzzes] 205 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,421 - Guys, Mom texted. 206 00:07:34,488 --> 00:07:35,989 She had to run to the "Gazette." 207 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:38,125 So I'll drive us instead. 208 00:07:38,191 --> 00:07:40,427 [tense music] 209 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:41,695 - What? 210 00:07:41,762 --> 00:07:44,197 I can't risk being seen with them right now. 211 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:45,365 [judgmental noises] 212 00:07:45,432 --> 00:07:48,235 I saw that eye roll! 213 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:49,570 * * 214 00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:52,105 [chatter] - I barely knew her! 215 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:53,841 [cheers] - Mom, hi! 216 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:55,308 - What up, stranger? 217 00:07:55,375 --> 00:07:57,545 - Oh, well, this is a nice hello. 218 00:07:57,611 --> 00:07:59,379 - We just haven't seen you for a couple of days. 219 00:07:59,446 --> 00:08:01,348 - I know, I'm so sorry. 220 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:03,817 I've been really busy with the column. 221 00:08:03,884 --> 00:08:06,419 - Well, at least we have our big night! 222 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,088 - Huh? - Last week you promised 223 00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:10,524 that if we behaved perfectly for our new potential boss, 224 00:08:10,591 --> 00:08:12,459 you'd take us to Jean Juan's. 225 00:08:12,526 --> 00:08:14,127 [kids cheering] - Bring on the bloating! 226 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:15,596 - Yes! - The queso is to die for. 227 00:08:15,663 --> 00:08:18,465 - Ooh, uh--oh kids, I'm sorry, I don't-- 228 00:08:18,532 --> 00:08:20,367 - Aw, you promised! 229 00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:22,870 - [stammering] 230 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:25,372 Okay, I have an idea. Let's go right now. 231 00:08:25,438 --> 00:08:27,074 - Really? It's 3:00. 232 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:28,976 Even Pop Pop doesn't eat this early. 233 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:31,044 - Jean Juan's is literally going to be empty. 234 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:32,713 - Let's hope! 235 00:08:32,780 --> 00:08:35,716 [lively music] 236 00:08:35,783 --> 00:08:39,219 * * 237 00:08:39,286 --> 00:08:40,387 [sighs] 238 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:41,622 We'd love a table in the back, 239 00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:44,524 or you know, in the kitchen. 240 00:08:44,592 --> 00:08:46,794 Or the back works. [nervous laugh] 241 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:49,296 [slurping] 242 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:50,798 - Careful, Mr. Coconuts! 243 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:53,033 You've got a chip on your shoulder! 244 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:54,702 [laughs] 245 00:08:54,768 --> 00:08:57,004 [as Coconuts] Hey! Less jokes, more salsa! 246 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:58,271 [gurgling] 247 00:08:58,338 --> 00:09:01,441 - Duck, duck, duck, goose! [shrieks] 248 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:03,276 - This goose came to play! 249 00:09:03,343 --> 00:09:05,913 - Ayo! Lincoln, go long! 250 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:07,981 - I got it! 251 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:11,518 - What a fun idea having our editorial meeting here! 252 00:09:11,585 --> 00:09:14,021 - Oh, you gotta be kidding me. 253 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:16,089 - I hear the guac is newsworthy. 254 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:17,758 - [whispering] Kids. Psst! 255 00:09:17,825 --> 00:09:18,826 We need to go. 256 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,628 Waiter, check please! 257 00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:22,395 - [humming] Whoops. 258 00:09:22,462 --> 00:09:23,631 [shrieking] - Oh, my! 259 00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:26,299 - Ghost, ghost, vampire. - Oh, me? 260 00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:27,500 Oh, wait, I wasn't-- - Gasp. 261 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:28,802 - Aah! [all shout] 262 00:09:28,869 --> 00:09:30,638 - [grunts] What in the name of 263 00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:32,005 the funny pages is going on here? 264 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,908 - Oh! Hi Mom's boss! 265 00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:36,509 - [groans] 266 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,612 - The Loud family? 267 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:42,182 - Uh, you got us confused with someone else. 268 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:44,752 We're Flip's kids. 269 00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:46,519 - Flossie. What's it to ya, chief? 270 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,988 - I'm Flannery, champ. 271 00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:50,223 - Yeah, and I'm, uh, literally, uh, Flora. 272 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:51,659 - Wait, what? - Oh. 273 00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:54,394 That's okay, kids. [grunts] 274 00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:57,197 You don't have to lie for me. 275 00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:59,299 Hi, Jesse. - What's going on, Rita? 276 00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:02,002 Have your children been bitten by rabid raccoons or something? 277 00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:03,771 - [sighs] If only. 278 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:06,674 - No, this is how we really are. 279 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:09,342 What you saw at my house was an act. 280 00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:11,979 - But the muffins, the song, the matching outfits? 281 00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:13,480 - All fake. 282 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:15,582 I knew you wanted a perfect parent, 283 00:10:15,649 --> 00:10:18,285 and I wanted the job so-- [sighs] 284 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:20,721 I'm not a perfect parent. 285 00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:23,924 I try to do my best, and some days are great, 286 00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:26,694 but some days are more than I can handle. 287 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:29,262 Parenting is my favorite job, 288 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:31,464 but it's also the hardest. 289 00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:33,300 I'm sorry I misled you. 290 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:34,702 - I'm sorry too. 291 00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:36,403 Clearly, you are not right for the column. 292 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,939 This just in: you're fired. 293 00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:42,810 - Now, hold on, Jesse. I-I love what she just said. 294 00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:46,747 - Yeah, parenting is hard. I wish that was in the column. 295 00:10:46,814 --> 00:10:48,648 - Really? You relate to this? 296 00:10:48,716 --> 00:10:50,650 - Yeah, the other day it took 40 minutes 297 00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:52,686 to get my kids in the car. 298 00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:54,621 - Hmm, well, I guess you both would know better than me. 299 00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:56,389 I don't even have kids. [laughs] 300 00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:58,358 - Does that mean our mom isn't fired? 301 00:10:58,425 --> 00:11:01,461 - This just in: your mom can keep her job! 302 00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:03,396 kids: Yes! Go Mom! 303 00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:07,367 - Rita, forget being perfect. From now on, just be authentic. 304 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:09,236 - Thank you, Jesse. I can do that. 305 00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:10,771 - Whoo! Burrito spike! 306 00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:13,106 Yeah! - Congratulations. 307 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,776 Now would you mind celebrating somewhere else? 308 00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:16,944 [gasping] 309 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,445 - It's okay. We get this a lot. 310 00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:25,753 [upbeat rock music] 311 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:32,760 * * 312 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:34,327 - Luna love! 313 00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:36,964 Am I gonna see you at my concert this weekend? 314 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,766 - Aw, I hope so. 315 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:40,033 I just need to figure out 316 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:42,569 how to get enough money for a VIP pass. 317 00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:45,806 - Well, you never know when opportunity comes a-knockin'. 318 00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:48,075 [knocking on door] 319 00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:49,843 - [heavy breathing] 320 00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:53,013 - Ah, hey, McBs! How goes it? 321 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,849 - It's like a waking nightmare! [heavy breathing] 322 00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:57,650 - Deep breaths, Howie. 323 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,486 - Dude, what's going on? 324 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,421 - We were about to leave to pick up Nana Gayle 325 00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:03,323 for the annual McBride Family Reunion. 326 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,926 Nana and I are the reigning sack race champs 327 00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:07,260 four years running. 328 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,162 This one time, Nana started hopping an-- 329 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,198 - Clyde, honey, short version. 330 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:14,001 I've got 20 pounds of Amish potato salad out in the trunk, 331 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,702 and it's threatening to turn on me. 332 00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:17,337 - Oh, right. So in a nutshell, 333 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,406 our cat sitter canceled at the last minute. 334 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:21,775 - Luna, is there any chance someone here 335 00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:24,511 could come and watch Cleopawtra and Nepurrtiti for the day? 336 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:25,813 - We pay $40. 337 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:27,614 - I don't know. Lori's gone. 338 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:30,450 She hit the golf course early, and Leni's already at work, 339 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:32,619 so she can't help. - [screams] 340 00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:34,454 Aah! 341 00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:37,590 - Psst, Luna, love. You should take the gig. 342 00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:39,059 You still need some more cash 343 00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:41,361 for that VIP pass to my concert. 344 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:42,996 I heard Sam's already got hers. 345 00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:47,234 - Come on, Luna! It'll be rockin'! 346 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,902 - * [squeals] * [rock music] 347 00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:51,839 - McBs! I could catsit for you! 348 00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:54,741 - [sighs] Oh, Luna, you're a lifesaver. 349 00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:56,343 Here's our house key. 350 00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:57,644 We left all the kitty care instructions 351 00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:58,778 on the kitchen table, and-- 352 00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:01,148 Oh! And just one rule: 353 00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:03,583 we ask that you please don't have anyone else over. 354 00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:05,118 Our babies get anxious 355 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:07,387 when they're faced with more than one stranger at a time. 356 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:10,357 - Dr. Lopez is working with them on their trust issues. 357 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:11,591 - No prob, dudes. 358 00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:13,760 - Okay, Clyde. You know the drill. 359 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:16,596 - [grunting] - [dazed sighing] 360 00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:17,797 [both grunting] 361 00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:19,499 - [sighs] 362 00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:21,902 Thanks again, Luna. We'll be home at 6:00 sharp. 363 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,336 - Sounds good! 364 00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:27,140 And don't worry, your fur babies are in good hands! 365 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:28,608 * * 366 00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:30,177 [whistling] 367 00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:34,181 Cleo, Nep! Auntie Luna's here! 368 00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:37,050 Okay, let's find those kitty care instruct-- 369 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:40,988 [shrieks] Eee--ooh! 370 00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:44,892 "McBride Guide to Feline Care with Index and Annotations. 371 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,526 Revised Sixth Edition." 372 00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:47,760 [gulps] Yikes. 373 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,897 This looks like a lotta-- 374 00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:53,333 [rock music] 375 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:56,636 But it's worth it! Wh-wh--whoa! 376 00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:58,638 Okay, let's see. 377 00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:01,408 "The girls' mid-morning snack is in the refrigerator. 378 00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:04,477 "Warning: they're on a strict feeding schedule. 379 00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:08,982 Food must be served promptly at 10:00 or they get cranky." 380 00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:12,886 Oh, 10:02! I better get on that. 381 00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,721 [humming] 382 00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:18,191 Hang tight, kitties. I just gotta open this-- 383 00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:20,928 [cats growling] 384 00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:23,163 [hissing] Oof! 385 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:26,199 [groans] I guess dinner's on me. 386 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:28,501 [laughs uneasily] 387 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:32,305 "Attach leashes to harnesses and keep a firm grip. 388 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:35,108 The cats may pull!" 389 00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:36,409 Yah! - Ah? 390 00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:39,412 - Make way, brah! No kitty brakes! 391 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:40,813 - Huh? 392 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,516 Oh--wah--eee! Whew. 393 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,618 [grunts] 394 00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:48,355 [birds chirping] 395 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,924 - Meal portions, medical-- messes! 396 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,492 Bingo! 397 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:55,528 "If the cats get messy, prepare a warm, soothing bath." 398 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:58,298 ["bath" echoes] 399 00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:00,733 No, no, no, no, no! Come back! 400 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,970 [heavy breathing] Ooh! 401 00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:04,804 [sighs] 402 00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:07,807 [heavy breathing] 403 00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:10,377 Aw, come on, dudettes! 404 00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:12,645 Aha! 405 00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:14,881 Aw. 406 00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:16,783 - [hissing] - [gasps] 407 00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:19,019 [exhales] Here we go. 408 00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:20,753 [screaming] [yowling] 409 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,122 Here! Ugh! 410 00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:24,091 No! Oof. 411 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:27,094 [frantic music] 412 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:30,497 * * 413 00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:33,233 - [grunting] - [hissing] 414 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,668 - [gurgling] 415 00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:38,305 - Hey, poppet, how goes the gig? 416 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:41,441 - Bad! I am so overwhelmed, Mick! 417 00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:44,477 I haven't made a dent in everything I'm supposed to do, 418 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,879 and the McBs'll be back in a few hours. 419 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,281 - Well, you better get crackin' 420 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:50,183 if you wanna catch my show with Sam! 421 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,352 - [gasps] Sam! 422 00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:55,255 She's great with cats! Thanks, Mick. 423 00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:57,724 - Wait, love, let's not do anything too hasty. 424 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,659 [shrieks] 425 00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:00,994 [knocking on door] 426 00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:04,297 - Sam, you're the best! 427 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,033 How'd you get here so fast? 428 00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:07,800 - I was around the corner picking up Simon 429 00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:10,870 from his gamers club meeting, so we came right over. 430 00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:12,205 [purring] - We? 431 00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:13,473 [knocking] 432 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,742 [gaming beeps] - Hi, Luna! 433 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,410 [anxious music] 434 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:18,845 - Hey! That's harsh. 435 00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:21,314 - Sorry, I didn't mention it on the phone, 436 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,416 but I'm not supposed to have anyone else over. 437 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,118 The cats get anxious. 438 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:27,120 I mean, I figured you'd be okay, 439 00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:28,488 'cause animals love you and all-- 440 00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:29,856 [knocking] 441 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:32,092 - Well, we can't leave my little brother out there. 442 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:34,127 - It is nice weather. - Luna! 443 00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:36,363 - Right, right. Okay. 444 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,931 We just need to make sure the cats don't see him. 445 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,801 [sneaky music] 446 00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:44,137 - [meows] 447 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:45,438 - Cool. 448 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,107 What is this place? 449 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:48,875 - The McBride's entertainment room. 450 00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:51,911 You can hang out here while Sam and I take care of the cats. 451 00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:54,281 - No way! 452 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,883 A Dream Walker 3 virtual reality system! 453 00:16:56,949 --> 00:17:01,421 - Uh, well, just promise you'll be careful, okay? 454 00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:03,190 That's Clyde's. - Promise. 455 00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:04,724 [laser whooshes] 456 00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:07,060 - All right, let's take care of those cats. 457 00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:10,063 [rock music] 458 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:14,033 * * 459 00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:16,703 - Ready or not, here I come! 460 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:19,306 * * 461 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,707 - Gotcha! - [meows] 462 00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,209 [laughs] 463 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:25,212 [beeping] 464 00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:27,814 * * 465 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,749 [shriek] 466 00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:35,755 - * Sleep, furry babies, in kitty dream land * 467 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:40,727 - * With visions of yarn balls and tuna fish cans * 468 00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:45,565 - * For when you're awake, the day dawns anew * 469 00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:47,800 both: * And morning shall greet you * 470 00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:51,871 * With a bright and happy "mew!" * 471 00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:53,673 [cats purring] 472 00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:57,744 - Phew. Sam, I owe you big time. 473 00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,379 - Psh. Please. 474 00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:01,681 I'm just psyched we're gonna get to see Mick together. 475 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,716 I better duck out before the McBrides get back. 476 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:06,253 - All righty. See you, Sam. 477 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,920 - [humming] [electronic whooshing] 478 00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:10,857 [gasps] Simon! 479 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,893 [panting] 480 00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:17,197 Uh? Ah! 481 00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:20,867 - Well, I thought your potato salad was delicious. 482 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,035 - Then why did everyone go for Aunt Brenda's, hmm? 483 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,472 A-and she wasn't even supposed to bring any. 484 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,073 She signed up for dessert. 485 00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:29,509 - Hey, McBs. Welcome home! 486 00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:32,712 - Luna, how did it go with our precious fluff angels? 487 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,080 - Flawless. 488 00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:35,515 They had snacks, they went for a run-- 489 00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,083 [stammers] I mean, walk. 490 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:40,019 We even played--Simon! 491 00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:43,923 Says. We played Simon Says! 492 00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:46,693 - Well, we're so grateful you could help us out in a pinch. 493 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:49,296 - Thanks so much, Luna. - [groans] 494 00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:53,700 Wait! - Is everything okay? 495 00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:56,869 - Hey, did you want to take some potato salad for the road? 496 00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,405 - Shoot! 497 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,573 I just realized I lost... 498 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,776 a guitar pick somewhere in the house. 499 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,445 - Oh, well, we'll keep an eye out for it, 500 00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:06,879 and we'll have Clyde bring it over. 501 00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:10,317 - No, no, no, no, no. It's my lucky one. 502 00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:12,919 I can't jam without it. [laughs nervously] 503 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:16,256 I bet we'll find it in no time if you dudes just help look. 504 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:18,024 Why don't you check in the bathroom? 505 00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:19,692 And I'll just look out here. 506 00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,494 [beeping] 507 00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:23,830 - Luna, did they see Simon? - Not yet. 508 00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:26,199 If you can sneak around the house to the back door, 509 00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:27,967 I'll find him and hand him off to you. 510 00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:29,536 - On it. [beeps] 511 00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,273 [groans] Ow! 512 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,542 - Huh? Eh. 513 00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,109 [suspenseful music] 514 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,979 [electronic whooshing] - [heavy breathing] 515 00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:43,616 - Whoa! - Hey, what the-- 516 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,385 both: Did you say something? Wasn't me. 517 00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:46,819 Are you sure? What? 518 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,288 Never mind. 519 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:49,756 - Aw, come on, Luna. 520 00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:51,458 I was about to defeat the final boss. 521 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:54,494 - Shh! Sorry, brah, you gotta bail. 522 00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:56,296 * * 523 00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:58,531 - Dads! Have you seen my VR gear? 524 00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:00,367 - Try the kitchen, honey. 525 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:03,336 - Whoa! - [heavy breathing] 526 00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:06,138 - Hey, Luna. Oh, here it is. 527 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,774 [knocking] 528 00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:10,076 [knocks] Just, uh, 529 00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:11,844 checkin' for termites. 530 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:16,283 It comes complimentary with my, um, cat sitting services. 531 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,017 - Nice. 532 00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:20,287 [suspenseful sting] 533 00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:23,089 - Pwuh. - Sorry, bro, you gotta go. 534 00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:24,924 Right now! [grunting] 535 00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:26,526 The window is stuck! 536 00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:28,628 [both grunting] 537 00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:31,097 - Luna, where are you? I found your guitar pick! 538 00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:32,732 - She's in the kitchen, Dad! 539 00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:34,367 - Oh, never mind, it's just a tiny tortilla chip. 540 00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:35,768 [gasps] - [yells] 541 00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,904 - [shrieks] 542 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,642 [both imitating laser whooshes] 543 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:44,176 [remorseful music] 544 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,946 - So that's why Sam and her brother are here. 545 00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:49,382 I'm so sorry for breaking your rule. 546 00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:52,585 Here. I don't deserve this. 547 00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:54,421 - We appreciate your honesty. 548 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:55,888 - But we do have to say, 549 00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:57,990 when we checked in on our fur babies just now, 550 00:20:58,057 --> 00:21:00,493 we have never seen them sleeping so soundly. 551 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,395 - That was all Sam. 552 00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:04,130 She's a total cat whisperer. 553 00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:05,732 - Wait, Lunes. 554 00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:09,168 It was your idea to sing them a super-sweet lullaby. 555 00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:11,904 That's what got them to fall asleep so peacefully. 556 00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:15,508 - Well, Hair-Bear, I don't know about you, but I'm impressed. 557 00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:18,044 - More like mee-wowed! [laughs] 558 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:21,047 It sounds like you girls made a great cat sitting team, 559 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,550 so-- - Why don't you split the $40? 560 00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:28,521 - Well, I already know what I'm doing with my half. 561 00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:30,790 - [gasps] - What are you waiting for? 562 00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:34,126 Hurry up and get that VIP pass. - Are you sure? 563 00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:37,063 - Mm-hmm. - Wahoo! 564 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:39,766 [cats moaning] 565 00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:42,268 Whoops. My bad. 566 00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:44,170 - Don't worry, Mr. and Mr. McBride. 567 00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:45,905 We'll get 'em back to sleep. 568 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:52,211 - * Sleep, furry babies, in kitty dream land * 569 00:21:52,278 --> 00:21:56,883 - * For when you awake, the day dawns anew * 570 00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:59,452 both: * And morning shall greet you * 571 00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:03,122 * With a bright and happy "mew!" * 572 00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:05,925 - [snoring] 573 00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:11,798 - * Cramped inside this tiny space * 574 00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:13,600 * May sound bad but ain't the case * 575 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:16,503 * In the Loud house * - * Loud house * 576 00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:18,905 - * Duck and dodge and push and shove * 577 00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:22,875 * That's the way we show our love in the Loud house * 578 00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:24,276 - * Loud house * 579 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:25,612 * Laundry piles stacked up high * 580 00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:26,846 * Hand-me-downs that make me cry * 581 00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:28,147 * Stand in line to take a pee * 582 00:22:28,214 --> 00:22:29,416 * Never any privacy * 583 00:22:29,482 --> 00:22:32,018 * Chaos with 11 kids * 584 00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:34,320 * That's the way it always is * 585 00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:35,988 * In the Loud house *