1 00:00:03,133 --> 00:00:04,221 - ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 2 00:00:04,352 --> 00:00:05,831 ♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪ 3 00:00:05,962 --> 00:00:08,008 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 4 00:00:08,138 --> 00:00:09,139 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles 5 00:00:09,270 --> 00:00:10,749 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 6 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:14,405 ♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪ 7 00:00:14,536 --> 00:00:15,711 - ♪ In the Loud house 8 00:00:15,841 --> 00:00:17,321 ♪ In the Loud house 9 00:00:17,452 --> 00:00:18,975 - ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪ 10 00:00:19,106 --> 00:00:21,064 ♪ Is how we show our love 11 00:00:21,195 --> 00:00:22,065 - ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪ 12 00:00:22,196 --> 00:00:24,111 - ♪ One boy and ten girls 13 00:00:24,241 --> 00:00:25,286 ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 14 00:00:25,416 --> 00:00:28,419 - ♪ Loud Loud Loud 15 00:00:28,550 --> 00:00:29,464 ♪ Loud house 16 00:00:29,594 --> 00:00:31,248 - Poo-poo. 17 00:00:33,555 --> 00:00:36,253 [upbeat rock music] 18 00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:46,872 - Applying ribbon glitter requires intense concentration. 19 00:00:47,003 --> 00:00:48,657 I'm going to need you to all silence your phones. 20 00:00:48,787 --> 00:00:49,919 [cans clattering] 21 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,138 Lana! 22 00:00:51,268 --> 00:00:52,313 - Oh, sorry, Lols! 23 00:00:52,443 --> 00:00:53,923 I'm just trying to get organized 24 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:55,664 for the town recycling challenge. 25 00:00:55,794 --> 00:00:58,884 First place gets free ice cream at Auntie Pam's Parlor! 26 00:00:59,015 --> 00:01:01,191 But no more noise. I promise. 27 00:01:01,322 --> 00:01:03,672 - Thank you. I have a lot to prepare for. 28 00:01:03,802 --> 00:01:05,021 - Kids! - Nyah! 29 00:01:05,152 --> 00:01:06,936 - Dinner's ready, make a dash! 30 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,112 Dishing out Leftover Hash! 31 00:01:09,243 --> 00:01:11,462 - Oh, yeah! Wonder what's in it this time. 32 00:01:11,593 --> 00:01:13,986 Let's see, we had liver and onions Monday, 33 00:01:14,117 --> 00:01:15,901 squid with sauerkraut Tuesday, 34 00:01:16,032 --> 00:01:17,947 lima bean-- - Blech! 35 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:18,948 - [gags] 36 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:20,297 [coughs] 37 00:01:20,428 --> 00:01:23,039 - Whoops, sorry, Lans! 38 00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:24,258 - [groans] 39 00:01:24,388 --> 00:01:26,521 All this glitter and now I look like you. 40 00:01:26,651 --> 00:01:28,392 - [laughs] You do look like me, 41 00:01:28,523 --> 00:01:30,873 which, you know, bonus for you. 42 00:01:31,003 --> 00:01:32,266 Wait a minute, Lana. 43 00:01:32,396 --> 00:01:35,269 That gives me a brilliant idea. 44 00:01:36,922 --> 00:01:38,315 [sighs] 45 00:01:38,446 --> 00:01:40,491 Okay, Leftover Hash. 46 00:01:40,622 --> 00:01:42,841 Let's see. A+ for presentation, 47 00:01:42,972 --> 00:01:44,104 A+ for smell, 48 00:01:44,234 --> 00:01:46,758 and A++ for texture-- 49 00:01:46,889 --> 00:01:47,716 delicate yet chunky. 50 00:01:47,846 --> 00:01:49,848 - Wow! Thanks, kiddo. 51 00:01:49,979 --> 00:01:52,634 - Gee, I can't imagine what's keeping Lola. 52 00:01:52,764 --> 00:01:53,939 Let me go check! 53 00:01:54,070 --> 00:01:56,942 [lively music] 54 00:01:57,073 --> 00:02:00,642 [changing efforts] 55 00:02:00,772 --> 00:02:02,165 ♪ 56 00:02:02,296 --> 00:02:03,862 - How was your day, sweetie? 57 00:02:03,993 --> 00:02:05,342 - Oh, um, you know. 58 00:02:05,473 --> 00:02:08,171 Uh, pageants. And, uh, glitter. 59 00:02:08,302 --> 00:02:10,739 And, um, crowns, probably. 60 00:02:10,869 --> 00:02:13,524 [laughs] Just another day in the life of Lola. 61 00:02:13,655 --> 00:02:14,743 Here you go! 62 00:02:14,873 --> 00:02:15,874 - [chewing] 63 00:02:16,005 --> 00:02:17,659 Hmm? 64 00:02:20,618 --> 00:02:23,012 [giggles] 65 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:26,320 - Wow! A clean plate and an A+ for texture? 66 00:02:26,450 --> 00:02:27,756 Last time I served Leftover Hash, 67 00:02:27,886 --> 00:02:29,801 you ate the rating card and told me it tasted better. 68 00:02:29,932 --> 00:02:31,151 You feeling okay? 69 00:02:31,281 --> 00:02:32,717 - Oh, um, uh-- 70 00:02:32,848 --> 00:02:35,111 I meant F! 71 00:02:35,242 --> 00:02:38,636 - Yeah, that's my Lola. 72 00:02:38,767 --> 00:02:39,463 [clinks] 73 00:02:39,594 --> 00:02:41,335 - Lols, that worked awesome! 74 00:02:41,465 --> 00:02:43,641 No one suspected anything! 75 00:02:43,772 --> 00:02:44,947 [burps] 76 00:02:45,077 --> 00:02:46,818 - Well, if I can ever return the favor, 77 00:02:46,949 --> 00:02:48,777 just let me-- - Lola! Lana! 78 00:02:48,907 --> 00:02:50,300 It's bath night! 79 00:02:50,431 --> 00:02:52,824 I'll be inspecting fingernails and ears! 80 00:02:52,955 --> 00:02:55,436 - It's favor time! 81 00:02:55,566 --> 00:02:59,396 - Nail inspection. Lola, come on out. 82 00:02:59,527 --> 00:03:01,833 Mm-hmm. Good job, as always, sweetie. 83 00:03:01,964 --> 00:03:03,966 Go tell Lana it's her turn, please. 84 00:03:04,096 --> 00:03:05,402 - Of course, Mommy. 85 00:03:08,884 --> 00:03:10,059 - Lola! 86 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,496 Sorry, gotta make it believable. 87 00:03:12,627 --> 00:03:15,020 - S'up, Mom? Ready for my bath. 88 00:03:15,151 --> 00:03:18,285 - [whispers] Lola! - I mean, do I gotta? 89 00:03:18,415 --> 00:03:21,723 I like all this mud and filth and grime. 90 00:03:21,853 --> 00:03:23,246 - Bath. 91 00:03:25,988 --> 00:03:28,338 Wow, Lana, you're sparkling! 92 00:03:28,469 --> 00:03:29,731 - You know it! 93 00:03:29,861 --> 00:03:31,863 I mean, uh, don't get used to it. 94 00:03:31,994 --> 00:03:33,952 I got plans to hang out with, uh, 95 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:36,564 some worms later. 96 00:03:36,694 --> 00:03:39,001 - This plan was genius, Lols! 97 00:03:39,131 --> 00:03:40,220 - I'd say it's nothing, 98 00:03:40,350 --> 00:03:43,048 but we both know modesty doesn't suit me. 99 00:03:43,179 --> 00:03:44,659 - I was thinking, why stop now? 100 00:03:44,789 --> 00:03:46,835 We could switch places whenever we want! 101 00:03:46,965 --> 00:03:47,879 - [gasps] 102 00:03:48,010 --> 00:03:49,359 We'd never have to do 103 00:03:49,490 --> 00:03:52,144 the things we don't like ever again! 104 00:03:52,275 --> 00:03:53,233 - [grunts] 105 00:03:53,363 --> 00:03:54,973 - Get changed, princess. 106 00:03:55,104 --> 00:03:56,975 The rope is waiting. 107 00:03:57,106 --> 00:03:59,848 - And it will continue to do so, Coach P. 108 00:03:59,978 --> 00:04:02,242 - This is 30% of your grade, kid. 109 00:04:02,372 --> 00:04:03,591 - [groans] 110 00:04:03,721 --> 00:04:04,983 - [grunts] 111 00:04:05,114 --> 00:04:07,159 [bell rings] 112 00:04:07,290 --> 00:04:09,423 - I mean, right away, Coach! 113 00:04:09,553 --> 00:04:10,206 - Oof! 114 00:04:10,337 --> 00:04:12,077 - [clears throat] 115 00:04:12,208 --> 00:04:14,689 - I gotta pee, Coach, uh, P. 116 00:04:14,819 --> 00:04:16,908 - So do I! 117 00:04:17,039 --> 00:04:17,953 [tiara clinks] 118 00:04:18,083 --> 00:04:19,998 - Okay, everyone, move it! 119 00:04:20,129 --> 00:04:21,652 Royalty coming through! 120 00:04:23,567 --> 00:04:25,439 If this damages my nails, 121 00:04:25,569 --> 00:04:27,049 you will be hearing from my attorney. 122 00:04:27,179 --> 00:04:28,268 Alley-oop! 123 00:04:28,398 --> 00:04:29,704 [bell rings] 124 00:04:29,834 --> 00:04:31,619 - Wow, Lola! 125 00:04:31,749 --> 00:04:34,448 I've never seen that kind of hustle from you before! 126 00:04:34,578 --> 00:04:36,101 - Oh-- Oh, right. 127 00:04:36,232 --> 00:04:38,278 Um, I'm in training 128 00:04:38,408 --> 00:04:40,062 for a Miss Survivalist pageant. 129 00:04:40,192 --> 00:04:41,933 [laughs] 130 00:04:42,064 --> 00:04:43,239 [school bell rings] 131 00:04:44,196 --> 00:04:45,589 - Aw, crud! 132 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:47,896 I know Miss Allegra's gonna call me to the board 133 00:04:48,026 --> 00:04:49,201 and I'm gonna beef it! 134 00:04:49,332 --> 00:04:51,726 - No, you won't. I got this. 135 00:04:51,856 --> 00:04:53,293 Miss Allegra, 136 00:04:53,423 --> 00:04:55,295 may I please use the little ladies' room? 137 00:04:55,425 --> 00:04:58,167 - Of course. 138 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,821 - Actually, I need to go too! 139 00:04:59,951 --> 00:05:01,344 Must be a twinsie bladder thing. 140 00:05:01,475 --> 00:05:03,390 [chuckles] 141 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,175 both: We're back! 142 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:07,524 - Fantastic. 143 00:05:07,655 --> 00:05:09,309 Lana, why don't you come to the board 144 00:05:09,439 --> 00:05:10,701 and solve this problem, hmm? 145 00:05:10,832 --> 00:05:13,182 - There's nothing I'd enjoy more, 146 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,053 except maybe gross stuff like 147 00:05:15,184 --> 00:05:17,882 eating boogers. 148 00:05:18,013 --> 00:05:20,276 Marker, please. 149 00:05:22,409 --> 00:05:24,062 - Well done, Lana. 150 00:05:24,193 --> 00:05:25,760 - Oh, thank you. 151 00:05:25,890 --> 00:05:27,109 - Oh, a curtsy! 152 00:05:27,239 --> 00:05:28,153 If I didn't know better, 153 00:05:28,284 --> 00:05:29,894 I'd think you were Lola! 154 00:05:30,025 --> 00:05:31,243 - [gasps] 155 00:05:31,374 --> 00:05:32,244 - [gasps] 156 00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:35,030 - [gasps] 157 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:36,292 [farting noise] 158 00:05:36,423 --> 00:05:38,729 - [chuckles] Lana, you're so gross. 159 00:05:38,860 --> 00:05:40,209 - [exhales] 160 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:41,515 - [exhales] 161 00:05:43,473 --> 00:05:44,648 - How was school today, guys? 162 00:05:44,779 --> 00:05:46,607 - Great! - Best day ever! 163 00:05:46,737 --> 00:05:48,739 - Well, I hope this won't put a damper on it, 164 00:05:48,870 --> 00:05:51,176 but Lola, you have a checkup with Dr. Petersen, 165 00:05:51,307 --> 00:05:53,004 and Lana, you're scheduled for a teeth cleaning 166 00:05:53,135 --> 00:05:54,658 with Dr. Feinstein. 167 00:05:54,789 --> 00:05:57,966 - Ugh! I hate being around all those sick people! 168 00:05:58,096 --> 00:06:00,664 Plus, Dr. Petersen's office smells like old cheese! 169 00:06:00,795 --> 00:06:03,145 - And I don't wanna see Dr. Feinstein! 170 00:06:03,275 --> 00:06:05,713 Drills are for engine mounts and lug nuts, 171 00:06:05,843 --> 00:06:07,367 not teeth! 172 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:13,024 - Oopsie, I seem to have spilled my book bag! 173 00:06:13,155 --> 00:06:15,810 Lana, would you be so kind as to join me on the floor 174 00:06:15,940 --> 00:06:18,160 and help me retrieve my things? 175 00:06:18,290 --> 00:06:19,422 - Get it yourself-- 176 00:06:19,553 --> 00:06:22,382 oh, uh, it would be my pleasure. 177 00:06:22,512 --> 00:06:24,645 [both giggle] 178 00:06:26,429 --> 00:06:27,778 - Okey-dokie, 179 00:06:27,909 --> 00:06:30,477 let's get these appointments over with. 180 00:06:32,217 --> 00:06:33,218 - La-ta-ta-ta! 181 00:06:33,349 --> 00:06:34,916 - [yells] - [yelps] 182 00:06:35,046 --> 00:06:36,004 - Great news, Lols! 183 00:06:36,134 --> 00:06:37,222 Mayor Davis just called. 184 00:06:37,353 --> 00:06:39,181 I won the recycling challenge! 185 00:06:39,311 --> 00:06:41,488 Free ice cream, here I come! 186 00:06:41,618 --> 00:06:43,228 Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-- 187 00:06:43,359 --> 00:06:44,969 Ow! 188 00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:45,927 - Let's see. 189 00:06:46,057 --> 00:06:47,189 - Ahh... 190 00:06:47,319 --> 00:06:48,451 - Okay, I don't really see-- 191 00:06:48,582 --> 00:06:51,193 [gasps] Ew, it's so gross! 192 00:06:51,323 --> 00:06:53,282 And looks really painful too. 193 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:56,111 [sneezes] 194 00:06:56,241 --> 00:06:57,634 - Uh, gesundheit. 195 00:06:57,765 --> 00:06:59,419 You getting sick? - No. 196 00:06:59,549 --> 00:07:01,508 Being sick is not allowed. 197 00:07:01,638 --> 00:07:03,597 My ribbon dance recital is today 198 00:07:03,727 --> 00:07:06,643 and I've invested far too much glitter. 199 00:07:06,774 --> 00:07:09,080 - Well, uh, have fun--ow! 200 00:07:09,211 --> 00:07:11,779 - Thanks! You--choo! 201 00:07:14,477 --> 00:07:16,740 [wheezes] 202 00:07:16,871 --> 00:07:17,785 [groans] 203 00:07:17,915 --> 00:07:18,786 - Lola! 204 00:07:18,916 --> 00:07:20,265 [sniffles] 205 00:07:20,396 --> 00:07:22,442 There's my ribbon dancing champ! 206 00:07:22,572 --> 00:07:24,879 You ready to dazzle those judges? 207 00:07:25,009 --> 00:07:26,141 - Ah-- 208 00:07:26,271 --> 00:07:27,969 [groans] 209 00:07:28,099 --> 00:07:30,058 - Ooh, that's the look of a killer. 210 00:07:30,188 --> 00:07:31,276 Break a leg, honey! 211 00:07:31,407 --> 00:07:32,321 - [wheezes] 212 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,236 [sneezes] 213 00:07:34,366 --> 00:07:37,805 [delicate music] 214 00:07:37,935 --> 00:07:40,460 [wheezes] 215 00:07:40,590 --> 00:07:42,679 [sneezes] [all scream] 216 00:07:44,115 --> 00:07:45,595 [sneezes] 217 00:07:48,555 --> 00:07:50,252 - Ooh, ice cream! Ice cream! Ice cream! 218 00:07:50,382 --> 00:07:51,993 - Well, hello, sweetie! 219 00:07:52,123 --> 00:07:56,693 Congrats on winning the Royal Woods recycling challenge! 220 00:07:56,824 --> 00:07:59,261 Your prize is one of my world-famous 221 00:07:59,391 --> 00:08:02,220 Auntie Pam's Slams, 222 00:08:02,351 --> 00:08:04,266 all 50 flavors with 223 00:08:04,396 --> 00:08:06,703 every topping you could ever dream of! 224 00:08:10,968 --> 00:08:14,406 [groaning] 225 00:08:14,537 --> 00:08:15,364 [yells] 226 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:16,670 Ugh! 227 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,498 - Is everything okay, sweetheart? 228 00:08:18,628 --> 00:08:20,543 - Uh-huh. It's fantastic. 229 00:08:20,674 --> 00:08:22,458 - Well, then have some more, 230 00:08:22,589 --> 00:08:24,982 you recycling champion, you! 231 00:08:27,376 --> 00:08:28,246 - [yells] 232 00:08:28,377 --> 00:08:29,900 [screams] 233 00:08:30,031 --> 00:08:30,684 I can't! 234 00:08:30,814 --> 00:08:33,121 I can't eat it! 235 00:08:33,251 --> 00:08:34,818 - What's wrong, Lana? 236 00:08:34,949 --> 00:08:35,602 - Ahh... 237 00:08:35,732 --> 00:08:36,864 [both gasp] 238 00:08:36,994 --> 00:08:38,692 - Oh, my Go-- 239 00:08:38,822 --> 00:08:40,998 [both groaning] 240 00:08:41,129 --> 00:08:43,435 [together] Aww. Here you go, my little angel. 241 00:08:43,566 --> 00:08:45,437 [both sigh] 242 00:08:45,568 --> 00:08:46,917 - This is unacceptable. 243 00:08:47,048 --> 00:08:48,136 Lola just saw that doctor. 244 00:08:48,266 --> 00:08:49,572 How can she have a cold? 245 00:08:49,703 --> 00:08:51,008 And Lana just saw the dentist-- 246 00:08:51,139 --> 00:08:53,837 how did he miss what is clearly an abscess? 247 00:08:53,968 --> 00:08:56,013 - You call Feinstein and I'll call Petersen. 248 00:08:56,144 --> 00:08:58,233 Time to give those so-called "medical professionals" 249 00:08:58,363 --> 00:08:59,843 the what-for! 250 00:08:59,974 --> 00:09:00,931 [cell phones dialing] [line trilling] 251 00:09:01,062 --> 00:09:02,193 - Wait! 252 00:09:02,324 --> 00:09:03,368 Don't call anyone. 253 00:09:03,499 --> 00:09:04,413 - This isn't their fault. 254 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,502 This is on--ow! Us. 255 00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:08,591 - What do you mean? 256 00:09:08,722 --> 00:09:10,811 - I didn't wanna go to the dentist 257 00:09:10,941 --> 00:09:14,510 - And I didn't wanna go to the doctor, so we... 258 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:15,903 both: Kind of switched places. 259 00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:17,382 - Kind of? 260 00:09:17,513 --> 00:09:20,255 - Kind of totally. 261 00:09:20,385 --> 00:09:22,474 Actually, we've been doing it for a couple of days now 262 00:09:22,605 --> 00:09:24,607 to get out of all sorts of stuff. 263 00:09:24,738 --> 00:09:26,478 - Your mother and I are not happy that you've been lying. 264 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:27,610 - No, we're not. 265 00:09:27,741 --> 00:09:28,959 You're not babies anymore, 266 00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:30,961 and sometimes you have to do things 267 00:09:31,092 --> 00:09:33,573 you don't necessarily like or want to. 268 00:09:33,703 --> 00:09:36,706 - Like plucking nose hairs or visiting Aunt Ruth. 269 00:09:36,837 --> 00:09:38,882 Uh, but part of growing up 270 00:09:39,013 --> 00:09:41,581 is being responsible and doing those things. 271 00:09:41,711 --> 00:09:43,800 - You're right. - We're sorry. 272 00:09:43,931 --> 00:09:45,933 - We'll schedule new appointments for you 273 00:09:46,063 --> 00:09:48,718 with Dr. Petersen and Dr. Feinstein right away. 274 00:09:48,849 --> 00:09:50,633 - Thanks. And don't worry. 275 00:09:50,764 --> 00:09:52,548 We'll definitely go as ourselves. 276 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:54,332 I can't go back to Auntie Pam's 277 00:09:54,463 --> 00:09:56,639 until they see a dental X-ray anyway. 278 00:09:56,770 --> 00:09:59,294 - And I'm not allowed back on the ribbon dancing circuit 279 00:09:59,424 --> 00:10:01,992 until I produce a note from the Center for Disease Control. 280 00:10:02,123 --> 00:10:03,777 [sneezes] 281 00:10:07,781 --> 00:10:10,392 I brought my appetite today! 282 00:10:10,522 --> 00:10:12,437 Dazzle me! 283 00:10:12,568 --> 00:10:13,830 - You got it, honey! 284 00:10:13,961 --> 00:10:15,876 Tonight's dinner is leftover Leftover Hash! 285 00:10:16,006 --> 00:10:18,139 - [sniffs] Hmm. 286 00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:19,531 Boy, oh, boy, 287 00:10:19,662 --> 00:10:23,057 that squid and sauerkraut sure has gotten pungent. 288 00:10:24,319 --> 00:10:26,016 No, no, don't worry. 289 00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:27,714 I got this. 290 00:10:30,455 --> 00:10:31,631 [exhales] 291 00:10:31,761 --> 00:10:34,198 Wow, the squid mixed with the liver 292 00:10:34,329 --> 00:10:35,939 and the lima beans-- 293 00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:38,376 separately, I was not a fan. 294 00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:40,204 - Yes, you made that clear. 295 00:10:40,335 --> 00:10:43,599 - But together, it's actually delicious! 296 00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:46,776 Give me that rating card. 297 00:10:46,907 --> 00:10:51,128 A+. My compliments to the chef. 298 00:10:51,259 --> 00:10:52,347 - [sobs] 299 00:10:52,477 --> 00:10:54,784 This is going right on the fridge! 300 00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:57,047 - Hmm, I wonder how Lana's bath is going. 301 00:10:57,178 --> 00:10:59,789 - Aww, yeah! 302 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:01,573 - I take it you enjoyed your bath? 303 00:11:01,704 --> 00:11:03,271 - Yeah! 304 00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:05,621 It's worth being clean to see how brown the water got. 305 00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:08,406 But the best part was this! 306 00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:09,625 I found it in the drain. 307 00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:11,409 Can I keep him? 308 00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:12,715 - Sure. 309 00:11:12,846 --> 00:11:15,196 - Whee![laughs] 310 00:11:15,326 --> 00:11:18,199 Lola, you gotta meet my new friend, Harry! 311 00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:24,205 [lively music] 312 00:11:30,646 --> 00:11:33,040 [indistinct chatter] 313 00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:34,476 - I can't wait to get out of here. 314 00:11:34,606 --> 00:11:37,218 - Seriously, who took my sunglasses? 315 00:11:37,348 --> 00:11:41,222 [indistinct arguing] 316 00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:43,311 - Hey, hands off the radio! 317 00:11:43,441 --> 00:11:44,834 - I can't hear it anyway! 318 00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:45,966 [car crashes] 319 00:11:47,402 --> 00:11:48,533 - [gasps] 320 00:11:48,664 --> 00:11:49,926 What have you done to my baby? 321 00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:53,582 - One, two, three-- 322 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,280 that's four new dents since last weekend. 323 00:11:56,411 --> 00:11:58,456 [indistinct chatter] 324 00:11:58,587 --> 00:11:59,631 [indistinct chatter] 325 00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:02,678 [indistinct chatter] 326 00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:05,637 [chickens clucking] - Who let a chicken in the car? 327 00:12:05,768 --> 00:12:07,509 - [sighs] I don't know how many times 328 00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:09,119 your mother and I have to say this, 329 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:10,642 but when you're out there on the road, Lori, 330 00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:13,297 you need to be 100% focused. 331 00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:15,822 - Which means the rest of you need to keep quiet and behave. 332 00:12:15,952 --> 00:12:18,302 If we find even one more nick on Vanzilla, 333 00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:19,695 you can say good-bye 334 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,088 to your driving privileges indefinitely. 335 00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:22,959 [all gasp] 336 00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:24,961 all: We promise. 337 00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:29,879 - Wow, way to dish out the discipline, hon. 338 00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,359 - Thanks! 339 00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:33,317 You know, we have really got this parenting thing 340 00:12:33,448 --> 00:12:34,666 down to a science. 341 00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:36,756 We're experts. 342 00:12:39,584 --> 00:12:41,369 - [growls] 343 00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:44,198 - Thanks, Flip. 344 00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:46,983 - Oh, no. Thank you! 345 00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:48,028 [upbeat music plays] 346 00:12:48,158 --> 00:12:50,117 - Hey, who changed the station? 347 00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:52,032 - I wanna hear the Top 3 at 3:00! 348 00:12:52,162 --> 00:12:53,729 - Top 40! - Today's obituaries. 349 00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:54,730 - This Michigan Life! 350 00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:56,166 [arguing chatter] 351 00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,128 - [yells] 352 00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:02,782 All I see is black! 353 00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:05,915 Ow! Someone help! 354 00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:08,700 - We're looking at 12 sprains, two minor breaks, and a twist. 355 00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:11,616 - Hey, I ain't got time for medical speak, Doc. 356 00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:13,836 I'm sitting on a vat of month-old Flippees 357 00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:15,316 that needs moving. 358 00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:17,622 - You don't be back on your feet for a least a week. 359 00:13:17,753 --> 00:13:18,972 Is there someone who can take care of you? 360 00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:21,322 - Nah, Flip's a lone wolf. 361 00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:23,454 [howls] Ooh! 362 00:13:23,585 --> 00:13:25,717 Gah! Cheese and crackers! 363 00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:26,936 [yells] 364 00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:29,591 - You guys, this is all our fault. 365 00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:31,201 We should take care of Flip. 366 00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:33,464 - But how can we do that without Mom and Dad 367 00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:34,944 finding out what we did? 368 00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:37,991 - Yeah, we'll lose Vanzilla privileges forever! 369 00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:39,427 - We can hide in the morgue. 370 00:13:39,557 --> 00:13:40,689 A few beds just opened up. 371 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:41,908 both: Ugh. 372 00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:43,997 - Or we could just hide him in our attic. 373 00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:46,129 - Actually, that's not a bad idea. 374 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:48,392 It's quiet, far away from Mom and Dad's room. 375 00:13:48,523 --> 00:13:49,785 - The attic it is. 376 00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:52,527 Now we just need a safe way to get him there. 377 00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:54,964 - [groaning] 378 00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:56,574 - All right, by my calculations, 379 00:13:56,705 --> 00:13:59,490 we have 37.23 minutes to get Flip in the attic 380 00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:02,580 before our parental units arrive home from work. 381 00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:03,451 - Red light! [tire screeches] 382 00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:06,367 - [yells] 383 00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:07,411 - [gasps] Dad! 384 00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,109 Everyone down! 385 00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:11,024 - I know how to distract him! 386 00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:13,156 Hi! I'd like to make a song request. 387 00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:15,071 - Strap in an start clanging, 388 00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:16,856 'cause we got a special request 389 00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:20,816 for the new 27-minute single from Cowbell and Sebastian. 390 00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,426 - Oh, this is my favorite song ever! 391 00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:23,688 Pow! Pow! Pow! 392 00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:25,473 [bright cowbell music playing] 393 00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:26,648 - [yells] 394 00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:29,651 [groans] 395 00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:31,087 - Sorry about the rough ride, Flip. 396 00:14:31,218 --> 00:14:34,612 - Don't worry. Ol' Flip's tough as sandpaper. 397 00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:37,050 - 14.34 minutes, almost in the clear. 398 00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:39,313 - [coos] 399 00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:40,662 [all gasp] 400 00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:41,968 - [yelps] 401 00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:43,883 - Doh, my bad, 402 00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:45,275 - Oh, Mom! 403 00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:48,670 Did I tell you about Carol's new haircut? 404 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,499 - Oh, uh, no, I don't think you did. 405 00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:53,631 - She got bangs! 406 00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:55,372 I mean, so brave, right? 407 00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:01,465 - Pretty sure I saw a perfectly good door 408 00:15:01,596 --> 00:15:02,814 on the front of the house. 409 00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:05,643 - Nah, this is way easier. 410 00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:07,471 [all grunt] 411 00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:10,344 - Okay, but all this up and down is rattling my innards! 412 00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:11,345 [farts] 413 00:15:11,475 --> 00:15:12,476 all: Ew. 414 00:15:12,607 --> 00:15:13,738 - [grunts] 415 00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:14,826 - Oh, but wait! 416 00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:16,916 You haven't even seen the pics yet! 417 00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:18,526 Hurry, hurry, hurry! 418 00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:20,571 Watch out for the door! 419 00:15:20,702 --> 00:15:23,226 - Here's Carol with a headband. [laughs] 420 00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:24,706 - So cute. 421 00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:26,229 - Oh, there's more. 422 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,536 [all grunt] 423 00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:30,320 - [yells] 424 00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:32,453 - And, um, here's how her bangs look pinned back. 425 00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:33,933 Still cute, right? Right? 426 00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:36,109 - Okay, sorry, Lily really needs a change, hon. 427 00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:38,415 - Oh, um, I'll do it. I've got it. [laughs] 428 00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:43,377 Never mind! It's all you. 429 00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:44,508 - [grumbles] 430 00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:46,815 [all grunt] 431 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,730 - [coughs] 432 00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:50,601 Was the broom closet taken? 433 00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:53,169 - This is the comfiest spot in the house! 434 00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:55,215 - And you have access to my collection 435 00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:56,738 of antique medical equipments. 436 00:15:58,348 --> 00:15:59,610 - Hmm. 437 00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:01,003 - Who's got a hankering for takeout? 438 00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:02,526 - Eh, I could eat! 439 00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:04,789 - Whoa, whoa, you've got to stay off your feet. 440 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:05,921 We'll bring you a plate. 441 00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:07,140 - Room service? 442 00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:09,185 Hey, Flip likes the sound of that! 443 00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:11,100 But no broccoli! 444 00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:21,806 - Well, I'm stuffed! - Me too! 445 00:16:21,937 --> 00:16:23,417 - I better get started on my homework! 446 00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:25,288 - Hey, dudes, can I play that new song for you? 447 00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:27,769 - I told Bobby I'd call, like, five minutes ago! 448 00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:31,991 - [burps] 449 00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:33,731 [sighs] 450 00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:35,385 [snores] 451 00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:38,562 - Oh, hey kids! [all gasp] 452 00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:40,260 What are you doing in the attic? 453 00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:42,305 - Uh, just playing... 454 00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:43,393 - With a snake... 455 00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,134 - That had snake babies. 456 00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:47,006 - Snake babies? 457 00:16:47,136 --> 00:16:49,486 - [snores] [mumbles] 458 00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:51,575 - Uh, yes! But fear not, 459 00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:53,229 we know you're not a fan of serpents... 460 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,753 - So we'll keep them up in the attic 461 00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:58,408 until they're ready to be released into the wild... 462 00:16:58,539 --> 00:17:00,889 - In approximately, uh, six days. 463 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:04,545 - Okay, just as long as I don't have to see them. 464 00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:05,981 [all sigh] 465 00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:07,417 - She bought it! 466 00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:09,071 As long as we keep Flip quiet, 467 00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:12,466 Mom and Dad will never find out about the accident. 468 00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:15,382 - Oh, so that's their game! 469 00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:20,952 [all gasp] 470 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,172 [chuckling] 471 00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:26,175 Ah, boy, this Ace Savvy's something else! 472 00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:27,785 Whoo, what a hoot! 473 00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:29,178 - What are you doing in my room? 474 00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:31,833 - That attic setup was hard on Flip's back. 475 00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:34,923 Ol' spine just hasn't felt right since the accident. 476 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,056 You know, the one you don't want your Mom and Dad 477 00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:38,492 to find out about? 478 00:17:38,622 --> 00:17:40,102 [all gasp] 479 00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:41,799 - Lincoln, Flip gets your room. 480 00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:43,236 - What? 481 00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:44,454 - Flip, we'll do everything we can 482 00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:45,847 to keep you comfortable. 483 00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:47,805 But you have to be reasonable. - Sure. 484 00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:51,070 Flip's a simple man who don't need much. 485 00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:56,379 Ah, all my Michigan favorites-- 486 00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:59,730 corned beef egg rolls, Coney Island dogs and ponchkis. 487 00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:04,213 Wait, didn't I ask for a papaya juice? 488 00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:06,476 Freshly squeezed? 489 00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:09,044 both: Heh... 490 00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:12,439 - Hey, Spooky, my big toe's been itching something fierce. 491 00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:13,875 How about a little scratch? 492 00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:16,704 - Uh, Fangs? You want to take this? 493 00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:17,966 - [squeals] 494 00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:22,840 [screen clicking] 495 00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:25,452 - Eh, I don't know how to use these mini TVs! 496 00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:27,628 How about some live entertainment? 497 00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:29,499 - Great, I'll grab my guitar. 498 00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:31,414 - Wait, hold up, hippy, 499 00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:34,069 I had a little time to workshop some skits 500 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,810 during the last bedding change. 501 00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:38,813 [jazzy music] 502 00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:41,729 - Hope everyone saved room for dessert. 503 00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:45,080 Whoa! 504 00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:48,866 Oopsie doopsie! 505 00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:51,130 - [laughs] Gold! 506 00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:53,697 [chuckles] Now let's do the next scene. 507 00:18:53,828 --> 00:18:55,482 [all grumble] 508 00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:58,746 - Oh! 509 00:18:58,876 --> 00:18:59,921 - [grunts] 510 00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:02,053 [screams] - [sneezes] 511 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,058 [all gasp] 512 00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,626 - You can't be down here, dude! 513 00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:11,672 - A little late-night TV shopping 514 00:19:11,802 --> 00:19:13,587 keeps the mind off the pain. 515 00:19:13,717 --> 00:19:14,936 - We're all going to get busted. 516 00:19:15,066 --> 00:19:17,025 - That sounds like a you problem. 517 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,506 - [yawns] What's all the racket? 518 00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:22,596 Everyone's supposed to be in bed. 519 00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:26,730 - Oh, hi, Daddy! We just... 520 00:19:26,861 --> 00:19:28,297 - Didn't want to miss the chance 521 00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:31,344 to get a deal on a new BBQ brush! 522 00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:32,910 [clinking sounds] 523 00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:34,825 - What was that in the kitchen? 524 00:19:34,956 --> 00:19:37,263 - Uh, maybe it's Lily? 525 00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:38,525 - She better keep her cute little paws 526 00:19:38,655 --> 00:19:39,917 off my leftover ribs. 527 00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:40,788 - Ahh. 528 00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:42,268 - [yells] - [grunts] 529 00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:45,793 - Oh, ribs are still safe. Here you go! 530 00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:48,622 - Ah, actually, I better not. 531 00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:52,713 Told your mom I'd cut down on the ol' midnight snacks. 532 00:19:52,843 --> 00:19:54,410 - All clear! 533 00:19:58,806 --> 00:20:01,809 - [whistling] 534 00:20:01,939 --> 00:20:03,114 [growls] 535 00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:04,942 Hey, who's hogging the bathroom? 536 00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:06,596 I have to get to work. 537 00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:08,468 - Um, I think it's Lynn. 538 00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:10,731 - Yup, definitely Lynn. 539 00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:11,993 - Lynn! 540 00:20:12,123 --> 00:20:15,257 Uh, we thought you were in the bathroom. 541 00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:19,130 - Oh, um, no, I saw Luan go in there. 542 00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:20,828 - Go in where? 543 00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:25,833 I mean, uh, I think the, uh, twins are taking a bath! 544 00:20:25,963 --> 00:20:28,139 - Ew, bath? I never take baths-- 545 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:31,055 I mean, uh, Leni's in there! 546 00:20:31,186 --> 00:20:32,405 - Oh, hey, you guys! 547 00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:33,667 - [growls] 548 00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:35,364 - What are you waving about? 549 00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:37,366 - Hey, if you kids don't tell me who's in that bathroom, 550 00:20:37,497 --> 00:20:38,672 I am going to-- 551 00:20:38,802 --> 00:20:40,543 - Hey, you better tell your mom 552 00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:42,937 she's all out of that fancy body lotion. 553 00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:44,243 - Flip? - Flip? 554 00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:46,375 Is that my lotion? 555 00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:47,637 - Is that my robe? 556 00:20:47,768 --> 00:20:49,465 W-What's going on here? 557 00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:51,511 [all laugh nervously] 558 00:20:51,641 --> 00:20:54,470 - We had an accident with Vanzilla and Flip got hurt. 559 00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:56,167 - And since it was our fault, 560 00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:57,821 we've all been taking care of him. 561 00:20:57,952 --> 00:20:59,214 - But we knew if you found out, 562 00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:01,390 we'd lose our driving privileges. 563 00:21:01,521 --> 00:21:03,479 So we had to hide him in the attic. 564 00:21:03,610 --> 00:21:05,351 - Getting into another accident is one thing, 565 00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:07,788 but lying to us is a whole other level! 566 00:21:07,918 --> 00:21:10,965 - Your driving privileges are suspended indefinitely! 567 00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:12,836 [together] We're sorry. 568 00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:14,882 - Eh, go easy on the kids. 569 00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:16,231 They took good care of me. 570 00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:18,799 Don't let this gruff exterior fool you. 571 00:21:18,929 --> 00:21:21,410 On the inside, Flip's just a delicate flower 572 00:21:21,541 --> 00:21:23,717 that needs tending to. 573 00:21:23,847 --> 00:21:27,068 - Well, I guess "indefinitely" was a little harsh. 574 00:21:27,198 --> 00:21:30,289 Let's say no driving for the rest of the month. 575 00:21:30,419 --> 00:21:32,160 - And when you get the van back, 576 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,858 come by the Food and Fuel for free Flippees. 577 00:21:34,989 --> 00:21:37,557 [together] Yeah! - But no refills! 578 00:21:37,687 --> 00:21:41,387 Now who's taking me back to the doc to lose this cast? 579 00:21:43,519 --> 00:21:46,130 Eh, thanks for the ride! 580 00:21:46,261 --> 00:21:47,828 - This is the new Cowbell and Sebastian song 581 00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:49,090 I was talking about! 582 00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:50,744 [bright cowbell music playing] 583 00:21:52,789 --> 00:21:53,964 - [yells] 584 00:21:54,095 --> 00:21:56,489 Ow! Someone help! 585 00:22:00,449 --> 00:22:02,408 - On the bright side, maybe we'll get free Flippees 586 00:22:02,538 --> 00:22:03,757 at the end of the week. [chuckles] 587 00:22:03,887 --> 00:22:05,889 - Stick to the dang script, Lynn! 588 00:22:10,851 --> 00:22:12,200 - ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪ 589 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,071 ♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪ 590 00:22:14,202 --> 00:22:16,944 ♪ In the Loud house all: ♪ Loud house 591 00:22:17,074 --> 00:22:19,468 - ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪ 592 00:22:19,599 --> 00:22:23,254 ♪ That's the way we show our love in the Loud house ♪ 593 00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:24,691 all: ♪ Loud house 594 00:22:24,821 --> 00:22:26,127 ♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪ 595 00:22:26,257 --> 00:22:27,737 ♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪ 596 00:22:27,868 --> 00:22:28,738 ♪ Stand in line to take a pee ♪ 597 00:22:28,869 --> 00:22:30,131 ♪ Never any privacy 598 00:22:30,261 --> 00:22:32,394 ♪ Chaos with 11 kids 599 00:22:32,525 --> 00:22:35,005 ♪ That's the way it always is ♪ 600 00:22:35,136 --> 00:22:36,180 ♪ In the Loud house